Mature honest meaningful respectful intelligent adult human being, plays games that he says has no stakes, flips off every time and screams at how people are scrubs, insults their parents, insinuates they should not be alive, and then tells people that he is one of the only down to earth and level headed content creators out there.
He never ever was even a semipro... 😂 The dude is so delusional in his own little room of lies... if he ever won a trophy he would polish and point it out behind him all day 😂 no jokes, *he only won a bankruptcy going to sf2 tournaments*
Business is not successful. Content is not meaningful. Does not love khet or cat. No friends real or internet. Everything broken in house. Never goes out except for "shopping". Scopely rank is falling. Only hobbies are lying, scamming and/or begging. Not much left for him.
Guys, please, I need mawney for my prescriptions, I have to pay a copay because all these years of working for RUclips, they didn't give me health insurance and a pension!
So will snorting your pain meds. Along with nasal issues, drip, involuntary rubbing nose, clearing throat, gastrointestinal problems, bloating/gas, frequent "breaks", hot/cold flashes, irritability, mood swings, money that vanishes into thin air, seclusion, altered reality and on and on...
Do you think he does that? I wouldn't doubt it I'm just curious. I can't see him going out and sourcing pills on the street or dark web, so it would have to be his own Rx and when he runs out hes screwed. @JIMJAMSC
"I bested my best" wow look at him! He's such a successful player and business owner and family head, what a beautiful successful and not fat nor bald at all man
😂. This is actually why I turn that stuff off on the PlayStation and Xbox. After a while your eyes do burn, because basically HDR just increases the brightness on the low contrast colors .
The fact that Phil has mentioned 13 times that he hasn’t seen a single video on M. Bison gameplay or strategy tells me he has watched every video out there
Phil is desperate for affirmation and approval. His ego is so fragile that he needs to hear the dents tell him how awesome he is at a fighting game. He really has nothing in his life that is meaningful. It's pathetic and sad. And yet Phil keeps insisting that he is happy and fulfilled despite constantly acting like he is miserable and frustrated.
"I feel like I should be in 5 star diamond, especially based on my performance earlier today" The performance he did in casual where it doesn't count? what?
Thats great phil. The rest of the World have been building houses, cars, bridges, roads, connections with their fellow man... you've learnt how to backflip, double punch a video game. Good work fella!
His eyes got all better when he came back from his "break" and a dent gave that final $20 to give him $50 and put those glasses on. It was a miracle he got his sight back
Dsp: I sucked at sf6 cuz muh eyes were blurry maybe if I had muh gunner glasses ahn Also dsp:.......I TAKING OFF THESE STUPID FÚČKÍÑG GLASS AND STUPID HAT....I can't win with these ahn
Why do the audience needs to pat his butt whenever they tell him to chill the hell up? You're an adult Phil.! Holy smokes! You don't need to hear it's "for your own good, sweetie!" Phil is a live action Eric Cartman.
Hang on a second. Didn't he say before he used bison that he watched other people play him and he already had an idea of what his weaknesses and strengths were? And today he's saying he jumped in playing with them cold.
These gunner glasses are a HORRIBLE gamer item I heard about them in shark tank once they are terrible, he is lucky that his eye sights have not yet misaligned.
There are as many kind of gunner glasses as there are sunglasses, unless you mean a specific brand (which I haven't recognized on Philbert). Their optical quality tends to have a strong correlation with price, but their main purpose is to protect the eyes from anything flying at the range like gunpowder residue and spent shells, and a proper proper pair also has side protection.
DSP keeps playing with Blanka, hoping one day Capcom is going to bring back the good old electric shock move, a classic lazy & easy cheese move from SF2.
"Im not gonna ban people who are just trying to be nice to me" *looks at the pile of 6 million pairs of shoes from the casualties of Phils Ban Chamber*
He's patting himself on the back for playing casuals with a new unranked character? He was playing against plats and diamonds and got one of his worst starting ranks and then got stomped in ranked and lost his mind.
This false humility regarding starting at 3-star diamond is goddamn nauseating. Anyone can tell he thought he deserved to be at the top of the listings.
Can't wait for OIC Lisa Lou's miraculous tips saying "look at me Phil, look me in the eyes, you're not like this, calm down baby, breathe" every time Pigroach goes into a fit of rage when he starts losing in SFVI hahahhahahahahahhaa
We can already predict how this is going to go...He's going to get pissed off, Chat is going to tell him to calm down, and he's going to go on a ban spree anyway, despite saying he wouldn't.
Someone should go to his stream, and suggest to him that he turns on the eye protection mode on his smartphone, so he can safely pull Hogans (with other people's money) all night long
DSP "I DONT WATCH PEOPLE STREAM, WHY WOULD I? SNORT" also dsp "SO I WAS WATCHING SOME PEOPLES VIDEOS, I LEARNED SOME NEW COMBOS" (But we also know he won't switch anything up)
DSP is over forty years old... Why does he need his viewers to tell him to calm down when he gets angry playing video games?
Literally toddler behavior. The self-felting is real.
Because he hasn't matured mentally since the age of 15
Mature honest meaningful respectful intelligent adult human being, plays games that he says has no stakes, flips off every time and screams at how people are scrubs, insults their parents, insinuates they should not be alive, and then tells people that he is one of the only down to earth and level headed content creators out there.
Because he never grew up? Because his parents spoiled him and saved him from every mistake he has made, so he's a 42 year old toddler?
He's still in the store, 9 years old, calling his parents idiots, and crying over his wolverine toy
Eye drops will be a new tier goal. $10 per drop
lol. You beat me to it.
Genius! Dents, write this down and send it in a 50$ tip!
If only dents reached the tip goals earlier he could have put on his special glasses sooner 😔
He did nothing wrong.
😭😭😭
Why does he act like his life depends on SF6? He’s so proud of himself, it’s cringe
It's the only good thing in his life...and he was in 4th place not even In the podiums
Because his self worth of a gamer links back to the 4th place win at Evo.
He never ever was even a semipro... 😂
The dude is so delusional in his own little room of lies... if he ever won a trophy he would polish and point it out behind him all day 😂 no jokes, *he only won a bankruptcy going to sf2 tournaments*
@@lawlessx9which was a prize of debt and crying alone in the las vegas motel room 😂 so so big of a begacy legacy... his dad is so NOT proud
Business is not successful. Content is not meaningful. Does not love khet or cat. No friends real or internet. Everything broken in house. Never goes out except for "shopping". Scopely rank is falling. Only hobbies are lying, scamming and/or begging. Not much left for him.
Gin vision is a hell of a thing🥴😅🤣
He needs the gin slapped out of him
"50 bucks and I'll put on the eye drops"
😂😂😂 can you imagine 20 yrs from now….guyz if we hit the $100 tip goal I will take my medicine needed to survive 😂😂
Guys, please, I need mawney for my prescriptions, I have to pay a copay because all these years of working for RUclips, they didn't give me health insurance and a pension!
Alcoholism and excessive drinking can also cause macular degeneration and optic neuropathy, which can lead to blindness.
Yep. Wondering if as opposed to just having bad eyesight if he's developed some blindspots from the drinking.
DSP the only Professional Blind SF player 😁
So will snorting your pain meds.
Along with nasal issues, drip, involuntary rubbing nose, clearing throat, gastrointestinal problems, bloating/gas, frequent "breaks", hot/cold flashes, irritability, mood swings, money that vanishes into thin air, seclusion, altered reality and on and on...
Do you think he does that? I wouldn't doubt it I'm just curious. I can't see him going out and sourcing pills on the street or dark web, so it would have to be his own Rx and when he runs out hes screwed. @JIMJAMSC
@@JIMJAMSCalways thought it was blow but this makes more sense
I can't WAIT for the first time a dent tells him to calm down.
I swear he will go ham on that guy like "WHO TF ARE YOU TO TELL ME ANYTHING YOU EFFIN POS"
If youre needing eyedrops to stare at a screen.
Your eyes are fatigued from electronics, ffs go outside
and he lives in the nature trail central of the PNW
His eyes are fucked from chugging liquor 24/7. Shit destroys your body.
Dave literally has an excuse for everybody. It was never his fault. He did nothing wrong. Please support.
Give me mawney, I'm hot and bothered playing this game and I'm working overtime.
Funny his eyes didn’t bother him before.
How are his EYES at fault? If that's the case, PHIL...You need to wear your glasses ALL THE TIME!
But but hit hogan pulls 😢
gunnar glasses don't even work it's psychosomatic
But he needs to hit that tips goal or else he'll be in pain all night, you see?
there's no evidence those glasses even work
@@numberonedad I wasn't even talking the Gunnar glasses but ACTUAL prescription glasses
looks like his gout finally reached his eye nerves 😂😂😂
He has no problem seeing money come in but when losing he can’t see the real issue.
The first dent stupid enough to tell Philip to calm down is going to banworld
It's going to be hilarious
He's gonna be told to eat it. Straight from the source.
Hold your horses there Phil, calm down 😂
@@StationaryBeggarhe’ll mail you a spoon
That was my exact fault
dude has a burn-in on his eyes from WWE Champions lmao
"best win rate evar" still raged like a baby with no binky
"I bested my best" wow look at him! He's such a successful player and business owner and family head, what a beautiful successful and not fat nor bald at all man
DSP: yes! I've got my TV on 4K 120fps with HDR!
Also DSP: argh! my eyes!
😂. This is actually why I turn that stuff off on the PlayStation and Xbox. After a while your eyes do burn, because basically HDR just increases the brightness on the low contrast colors .
He plays like he does back then Phil because you do nothing but spam crouching medium punch and scissor kick.
Remember he said that he went temporarily blind while sitting in class in high school.
inb4 he paywalls the eyedrops LOL. GUYS PLS TIP I NEED THE EYE DROPS!
When he gets the money its a non-essential gimmick, when he doesnt he hints he needs the money before he puts on glasses he claims he needs..
"My eyes were bothering me from the vivid colors" i guess he saw where people were calling him out for hinting at the tip goal lol.
The fact that Phil has mentioned 13 times that he hasn’t seen a single video on M. Bison gameplay or strategy tells me he has watched every video out there
He should drink the eye drops
I'm surprised there's no lsd in drops like gin in his"water bottle"
Phil couldn't see because he was blinded by the tears he was holding back as his bacon was getting cooked 🤣
He’s 42 and needs a reminder when he’s upset? What a absolute clown
10:24 lmaoooo 42 year old matoor adult who needs his dents to remind him he's getting angry
I thought the gunnar glasses were suppose to prevent eye strain. Guess the dents are hitting the first tier fast enough for Phill
I think they are blue light blocking. They might so something more though.
He may have a nervous breakdown when someone he doesn't think is a troll tells him nobody cares about his SF play ability.
Phil is desperate for affirmation and approval. His ego is so fragile that he needs to hear the dents tell him how awesome he is at a fighting game. He really has nothing in his life that is meaningful. It's pathetic and sad. And yet Phil keeps insisting that he is happy and fulfilled despite constantly acting like he is miserable and frustrated.
Literally the only loser that brings up their win ratio.
I'm casual play too 😂
And his win/loss he counts is rounds too so he can pad his wins counting 2 wins per match one and still counting a cope win if he goes 1-2 in a match
he admit he is 'stupid' 10:33 finally the truth.. 10 minutes in skipping to finally repeat, yes, thats right
"I feel like I should be in 5 star diamond, especially based on my performance earlier today"
The performance he did in casual where it doesn't count? what?
JFC. It’s lag, it’s dropped inputs, it’s pc players. Now that he’s got nothing left to blame, he’s blaming his buggy gin lamps.
A decade of excuses.
Thats great phil. The rest of the World have been building houses, cars, bridges, roads, connections with their fellow man... you've learnt how to backflip, double punch a video game. Good work fella!
Tell us again about eye drops, Phil. I think some people still don't understand what they do..
DSP is definitely that one guy that's so inside his shell that any adult oriented thing or product is a great discovery to him 😂
"I beat scrubs in casual,so I deserve to be in 5 star diamond"
hey phil, calm down, its for your own good
phil: youre banned, gone forever
His eyes got all better when he came back from his "break" and a dent gave that final $20 to give him $50 and put those glasses on. It was a miracle he got his sight back
he also inflates his win records by running away from people that beat him.
It's literally anything but his fault.
Nothing I could do, it wasn't my fault, it was insert current DSP excuse here's fault!!!
Dsp: I sucked at sf6 cuz muh eyes were blurry maybe if I had muh gunner glasses ahn
Also dsp:.......I TAKING OFF THESE STUPID FÚČKÍÑG GLASS AND STUPID HAT....I can't win with these ahn
Watching videos on his day off. No stakes though 😂
Dsp has 50 excuses for each of his issues. He's happy because there is a character that let's him cheese now.
This guy is so sheltered
Needs the dents to reel him back in. JFC wat a loser
But remember that a donation of 50 dollars cures your eyesight
Why do the audience needs to pat his butt whenever they tell him to chill the hell up? You're an adult Phil.! Holy smokes! You don't need to hear it's "for your own good, sweetie!" Phil is a live action Eric Cartman.
Hang on a second. Didn't he say before he used bison that he watched other people play him and he already had an idea of what his weaknesses and strengths were? And today he's saying he jumped in playing with them cold.
These gunner glasses are a HORRIBLE gamer item I heard about them in shark tank once they are terrible, he is lucky that his eye sights have not yet misaligned.
There are as many kind of gunner glasses as there are sunglasses, unless you mean a specific brand (which I haven't recognized on Philbert). Their optical quality tends to have a strong correlation with price, but their main purpose is to protect the eyes from anything flying at the range like gunpowder residue and spent shells, and a proper proper pair also has side protection.
The guy says "I can't see" atleast 200 times a year, pretty sure is eye is messed up already
DSP keeps playing with Blanka, hoping one day Capcom is going to bring back the good old electric shock move, a classic lazy & easy cheese move from SF2.
Cataracts surgery will save the channel
Get off you Mr high horse, Phil. Same guy who couldn’t hang up his own curtains. What a man 😂
10:34 *"Cause you know me I'm stupid..."* 😂😂😂
Plugging for a sponsor Phil? Visine will save the bussiness
AKA 'I'd rather just sit here and talk at my chat instead of playing games'.
Wanna bet if someone tells him to calm down he'll insult and scream at them before banning them?
Visine stock went up after this video dropped!
“ my eyes! The gunnar glasses do nothing! “
Blame the eyes but has no problem looking at chat or when money comes in
Remember folks: No Steaks!
He'll sit here and brag about his skewed W/L Ratio tho.
He just LUUVE'S playing House with his Dents .. Not weird at All 🤨✌️
Whenever he states his W/L record it never seems to match up to what I saw during the stream. Does he add it up differently or something?
Celebrate gout 100.
How about he wears his actual prescription glasses if his eyes burn this often?
"Im not gonna ban people who are just trying to be nice to me" *looks at the pile of 6 million pairs of shoes from the casualties of Phils Ban Chamber*
They taste good. $50 for a shot
He's patting himself on the back for playing casuals with a new unranked character? He was playing against plats and diamonds and got one of his worst starting ranks and then got stomped in ranked and lost his mind.
The cope vision is strong with this one.
Hey Phil it’s for your own good, go drink those two bottles of eyedrops 😂☠️
I love how petty the "___ will save the business" titles are getting! Hilarious!😂😂😂
So people will learn a button mashing scrub pattern against bison? How is that different from his other characters?
so when is the match ever fair and a victory earned? only when dsp space gaming wins?
When he finds out he was playing a pro.
This false humility regarding starting at 3-star diamond is goddamn nauseating. Anyone can tell he thought he deserved to be at the top of the listings.
He knew his eyesight was bad for years. Isnt that why he crashed the bimmer?
Can't wait for OIC Lisa Lou's miraculous tips saying "look at me Phil, look me in the eyes, you're not like this, calm down baby, breathe" every time Pigroach goes into a fit of rage when he starts losing in SFVI hahahhahahahahahhaa
We can already predict how this is going to go...He's going to get pissed off, Chat is going to tell him to calm down, and he's going to go on a ban spree anyway, despite saying he wouldn't.
Someone should go to his stream, and suggest to him that he turns on the eye protection mode on his smartphone, so he can safely pull Hogans (with other people's money) all night long
JFC the sway on this piggy. SIT STILL!
Eyedrops to hide his gin-soaked, bloodshot eyes
'i did well but i dont know the score' = losing session
'10 wins, 4 losses' '43 wins, 17 losses 72% winrate' = winning session
100% will he be banning people telling him to calm down
What a big baby, 0 self control and maturity
Lmfao, yeah....we'll see how well chat calling you out goes 💀
Yesterday was an awesome streaming day. Ok. 😂😂😂
It's actually the VRR that increases eye strain, the constant up and down framerates messes with your eyes
Phil’s eyes are detractors now 🤣🤣 if anybody could donate new eyes for Phil that would be gout I mean great 🤣🤣
Oh the ban hammer is gonna be heavy when that calm down suggestion comes in
someone get this guy a hug machine
So 3 hours of playing street fighter with a few hour break in between then 2 more hours makes his eyes blurry 😂😂
The GIN Blinking is gettin worse. Yet alone the receeding CHIN 😲😆😉✌️
DSP "I DONT WATCH PEOPLE STREAM, WHY WOULD I? SNORT"
also dsp "SO I WAS WATCHING SOME PEOPLES VIDEOS, I LEARNED SOME NEW COMBOS"
(But we also know he won't switch anything up)
All the clips I saw of Phil, he didn't try to figure out the head stomp and the fade punch, he was spamming the triple kick combos.
He really is on that dope
Why does everything have to be a plot to save the business? He's failing so hard he needs a thousand attempts to save it?
bison plays like a previous iteration of his charcater? no way dsp, tell me more
I bested my best like real tawlk, now give me MAWNEY!
M. Bison and eye drops will save the channel.