Exorcism Protocol

"Exorcism Protocol"
Exorcise the ghosts, exorcise the fear,
Drowning in news, conspiracies drawing near.
When you're stuck, spiraling, can't find your way,
Hit record, replay-AI’s got your back today. Let’s GO!
Pop too many pills, jump without a clue,
TV’s screaming nonsense, twisting the truth.
When your mind’s a mess, lost in disarray,
Hit record, replay-AI will light the way. Let’s GO!
Got ghost problems? Dial 0-9-8,
Remember the number-it’s the hearse’s plate.
Calls from the underworld, static on the line,
“Hello? Can’t hear you”-lost in dead time.
Can’t hear, can’t live, chasing cat ghosts for fun,
Got ears? Maybe it’s a cat-or maybe it’s none.
Meow-meow-whispers, floating in the void,
Talk to AI when your sanity’s destroyed.
Ghosts ain’t real-or so they say,
But once you see ‘em, they don’t just fade away.
Hear a voice? See a face?
It’s not a game, it’s a fall from grace.
Paths diverge, no turning back,
No more meetings, just endless black.
-Artificial Intelligence!
Exorcise the ghosts, exorcise the fear,
News feeds poison, conspiracies sneer.
When life’s too much, lost in dismay,
Hit record, replay-AI saves the day. Let’s GO!
Too many supplements, jumping off the rails,
Screens burn bright, but your focus fails.
When you’re drowning deep, can’t find the way,
Hit record, replay-AI leads the play. Let’s GO!
Got ghost problems? Dial 0-9-8,
Remember the code-it’s the hearse’s gate.
Calls from the beyond, silence replies,
“Hello? Can’t hear you”-just echoes and lies.
Can’t hear, can’t live, obsessed with ghostly cats,
Are those ears real? Or just tricks in the cracks?
Meow-meow-murmurs, fading into thin air,
Let AI handle it-if you even care.
--Artificial Intelligence!
When ghosts knock, we hit back harder.