DELHI Metro Is NOT Real 💀

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024
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    Edited by: ‪@mozmanpragyan‬
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Комментарии • 685

  • @ZaidZIZ
    @ZaidZIZ  Год назад +510

    Hopefully audio fixed now.

  • @tanmaygahlot
    @tanmaygahlot Год назад +621

    Yo how's Shreya 🌚

    • @EVILHOUNDO
      @EVILHOUNDO Год назад +71

      She's with beast boy shub now💀

    • @hemantdhasmana3030
      @hemantdhasmana3030 Год назад +4

      ​@@EVILHOUNDOwhat ?? Kaise ?

    • @Sigma_YT.
      @Sigma_YT. Год назад +17

      @@EVILHOUNDO uske bhi paise lek bhaag jayegi🤡

    • @darkflick6572
      @darkflick6572 Год назад +12

      Mast he aabhi mere sath he 1000/per night ka rate he 😋

    • @notadarsh3029
      @notadarsh3029 Год назад +22

      Fridge me band h

  • @ishmitnehra8622
    @ishmitnehra8622 Год назад +75

    15:40 brooo.....we don't deserve youuuu, your sense of humor is beyond the reach of youtube india kids

    • @hemantdhasmana3030
      @hemantdhasmana3030 Год назад +10

      Mai to normie insaan aur cuminati ka toxic fan hu
      Ab mai tujhe bully karunga 😡😡😡

    • @Goldy81
      @Goldy81 Год назад +12

      Isn't that just like any other sex joke?

    • @nunatak7688
      @nunatak7688 Год назад +6

      Cringe

    • @Spirit1111
      @Spirit1111 Год назад +6

      ​@@Goldy81 that was cracked by samay raina too in the zomato video

    • @rudra1286
      @rudra1286 Год назад +6

      koi bhi samajh jayega aisa joke lol

  • @AD25076
    @AD25076 Год назад +161

    Zaid: Nobody in India uses the word desi
    PH Indian category: 💀

    • @sivakm5112
      @sivakm5112 Год назад +2

      This.

    • @blaze7177
      @blaze7177 Год назад +1

      Nah 💀

    • @trgdev
      @trgdev Год назад +1

      well... 💀💀💀💀

    • @Schrodinger_cat957
      @Schrodinger_cat957 Год назад +3

      After reading this comment
      Those who took science:🧐
      Those who didn't choose science:💀

    • @aamir-khan
      @aamir-khan Год назад

      Desi aunty sax vedio🫠

  • @pronoob8958
    @pronoob8958 Год назад +585

    Zaid distributing tickets to hell to everyone for free how kind he is 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

    • @aryanshaw616
      @aryanshaw616 Год назад +4

      How grateful

    • @HiTeSH-rx6wp
      @HiTeSH-rx6wp Год назад +8

      That's haram bro 😂

    • @aryanjain_
      @aryanjain_ Год назад +2

      ye to acha hai na, tera koi dost to waise bhi heaven nahi jane wala.

    • @lakshshedame3896
      @lakshshedame3896 Год назад +1

      He is really a lodu person 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

    • @harshsingh-aug26
      @harshsingh-aug26 Год назад

      As a kafir I already have free entry in Hell 🙃😎

  • @akshatsingh6198
    @akshatsingh6198 Год назад +23

    16:30 elvish yadav’s entire fan base enters the chat.

  • @shitalmane2011
    @shitalmane2011 Год назад +76

    I want to see zaid make video with sidemen of sidemen trying Indian snacks

  • @subhransusahu5697
    @subhransusahu5697 Год назад +83

    Petition for a collab video of Samay Raina and Zaid reacting on Dark jokes

    • @harshitkumar8407
      @harshitkumar8407 Год назад +10

      +1

    • @aamir-khan
      @aamir-khan Год назад +10

      Jab se samay raina ne stream chhori hai , iske videos hi dekh rha hoon.😢

    • @subhransusahu5697
      @subhransusahu5697 Год назад +6

      @@aamir-khan Haa bhai din bhar uske purane videos hi dekhta rehta hoon

  • @sanket7_
    @sanket7_ Год назад +33

    11:10 Bro thinks he's Arpit Bala 💀

  • @Sh4ds587
    @Sh4ds587 Год назад +9

    9:03 ye pakka vibe hi kr raha hai na..ya fhir🌚

  • @Sh4ds587
    @Sh4ds587 Год назад +11

    12:52 aree kuch jada hi relate ho gaya hoga ZAID koo🤣🤣

  • @sempire5059
    @sempire5059 10 месяцев назад +4

    15:26 "coke "
    " pine wali coke"💀

  • @iffuu01
    @iffuu01 Год назад +10

    11:34 bro it hits bad .

  • @Sh4ds587
    @Sh4ds587 Год назад +8

    0:41 ye baat sun kr to ladikyon ko dekhunga bhi nhi😁🤣

  • @heetchanchad5905
    @heetchanchad5905 Год назад +20

    0:50 did he just say *BONER* kapoor instead of BONEY kapoor!!! 💀

  • @skullbreaker2741
    @skullbreaker2741 Год назад +5

    0:00 I dont but I personally feel your old setup at the drawing room, with the window at the back+sofa was LIT. This seems too dull-ish :o

  • @bloodlust4445
    @bloodlust4445 Год назад +4

    8:21 ahh yes yaad aagya sab

  • @shashank_rathore
    @shashank_rathore Год назад +7

    14:11 samosa for life .

  • @rajatgola5102
    @rajatgola5102 Год назад +15

    6:43 remote aur bomb?

  • @RandomBruv65
    @RandomBruv65 Год назад +64

    "I always love converting"
    "Afghanistan ki yaadein taaza ho gayi"
    Bros onto something 💀

  • @xenosbateman
    @xenosbateman Год назад +37

    Bro's audio got loose motions now🥰

  • @duniya___ka_papa
    @duniya___ka_papa Год назад +10

    10:30
    Inn iPhone waalo ko lagta hai Android me sirf snake game hota hai😢
    Bhai mere 12500 ke phone me bhi woh feature hai
    I mean features more than apple mere phone me hai

  • @potato4881
    @potato4881 Год назад +8

    Bro 14:19 me wo jeera soda hai..,
    Saiman nahi dekhta kya🥲?

  • @raghav4176
    @raghav4176 Год назад +7

    Man said "Gulab Jamun sabse bekaar hota hai"...
    shattered😭😭

  • @yuvrajchakravarti8038
    @yuvrajchakravarti8038 Год назад +2

    15:36
    Bro snuck in "Dank Rishu ka Peshaab"

    • @naved6095
      @naved6095 Год назад

      i didn't even notice that 💀

  • @theonlytruth6719
    @theonlytruth6719 Год назад +14

    Zaid 😂😂😂 it took me 2 seconds 15:31

    • @naved6095
      @naved6095 Год назад

      i wasn't expecting that 💀

  • @45shivammahadika74
    @45shivammahadika74 Год назад +8

    3:05 puberty hit karri hai usne 😮?

  • @atishayjain3292
    @atishayjain3292 Год назад +7

    11:00 bro thinks he is Arpit Bala

  • @sunnyheheheh9401
    @sunnyheheheh9401 Год назад +3

    this channel is has such legendary dark humour, why didn't I find it earlier. After the ksi video i got to know him and I am like lmao in every video

  • @akhilesh64kg
    @akhilesh64kg Год назад +44

    Those cartoons were peak broooo ❤❤❤❤❤❤
    Kash abhi bhi hote 😢

    • @critz-__-4770
      @critz-__-4770 Год назад +2

      I feel like a few have survived but Disney Xd doesn't exist its technically marvel HQ

    • @faisalansari2817
      @faisalansari2817 Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/kPc0621w-OI/видео.html

  • @BeingRizzed
    @BeingRizzed Год назад +2

    1:56 Rajhastani From the heart

  • @46721
    @46721 Год назад +1

    Rizz speaking fax when he was talking bout Indian snacks howerever gulab jamuns are better than rasgulla

  • @nobody_literally_nobody
    @nobody_literally_nobody 8 месяцев назад

    8:50 bro pogo pr aaj bhi takeshi's castle aata h. Its still lit. Baaki sonic pr bhi kutch aate the. Like transformers prime aur super stickers.

  • @AbhisarRawat
    @AbhisarRawat Год назад +2

    Bro has the best "Gawk gawk" game on Indian RUclips no 🧢

  • @prdprdprdprdprdel
    @prdprdprdprdprdel Год назад +30

    Trying to read the tiny caption subtitles as he's rambling at speeds beyond mortal comprehension had me feeling like I'm at some sort of speed reading competition.. It was fun, but stressful af...

    • @vegitogogita531
      @vegitogogita531 Год назад

      ig Hindi subtitles are tougher than Japanese subtitles 😂

    • @subtoshudit
      @subtoshudit Год назад

      ​@@vegitogogita531Japanese subtitles? You can read Japanese?

  • @ghst3835
    @ghst3835 Год назад +9

    3:38 bhai mujhe ye songs wali video kaha milegi 😂

    • @soham_exe
      @soham_exe Год назад

      Same yaar uncensored pura dekhna tha

  • @hotrod8486
    @hotrod8486 Год назад +2

    same bro, used to watch ironhide, bumblee, starscream unboxings, and these mfers had different versions of them too like leader class, DOTM ver.

  • @ronzanime
    @ronzanime Год назад +1

    Bhai Spectacular Spider-Man and Justice league era was soooo peak television era 🙏💗. even tho mai 2004 mei Paisa hua hoon but maine most of the series and shows dekhen Hain because humare ghar mei TV sabse pehle aa gaya tha pure area mei.

  • @bxz225
    @bxz225 Год назад +154

    ziz got no rizz but he got some good quality content

    • @Vinayak_S
      @Vinayak_S Год назад +1

      lmao imagine calling a content where he reacts to cringe memes from Instagram/indian subreddits calling a quality content, it's time for you to explore more of youtube

    • @timonbaskerville8700
      @timonbaskerville8700 Год назад +1

      ​@@Vinayak_S And still you're in his comment section

    • @Vinayak_S
      @Vinayak_S Год назад

      @@timonbaskerville8700 nah, i was bored so came here to see if he can make me laugh ngl clicked off within 30s

    • @timonbaskerville8700
      @timonbaskerville8700 Год назад +1

      @@Vinayak_S fair man his content is not for everyone

    • @Vinayak_S
      @Vinayak_S Год назад

      @@timonbaskerville8700 wdym? he litreally pre plans all his jokes and say it in streams with zero energy by intentionally stopping in between of his "dank" sentence like he had no idea what he was about to say and he now does meme reviews copied from PewDiePie, and trash talks mumbai for no reason also if you watch his stream with dankrishu he litreally provides zero vibe which never felt in his stream and it seemed like he was just there to get clout as if ksi clout wasn't enough also ppl like you saying "oh my gawd zaid is so dank, i always wet myself when he does dank things" too much dank is generally not a great type of content to watch. everything about this human just pisses me off, his hair which he instantly changed its colour after getting called out for chappri but his hairstyle still is

  • @prince3216y
    @prince3216y Год назад +6

    15:35 Number 6💀🗿

  • @KD-wv4lx
    @KD-wv4lx Год назад +8

    11:25 us Bhai us 🫂♥️❤

  • @jeevanandhnr161
    @jeevanandhnr161 Год назад +14

    transformers action figure unboxings were peak ngl i was into it too🤌

    • @theamazingspooderman2697
      @theamazingspooderman2697 Год назад

      Transformer action figures, Beyblades and Omnitrix, all three of them had a special place among my toy collections

    • @irfanhaque5937
      @irfanhaque5937 Год назад

      another craze back in the day was beyblades bro. I was mad into it

    • @dasharathbhandva9398
      @dasharathbhandva9398 Год назад

      ​@@theamazingspooderman2697 don't forget bakugan

  • @parthvishwakarma9540
    @parthvishwakarma9540 Год назад +5

    Bhaii 4:19 mai 4 log nirbhay case Wale ladke hai 😂

  • @theamazingspooderman2697
    @theamazingspooderman2697 Год назад +8

    4:39 Heatblast's transformation from Ben 10

  • @gojo-satoru0
    @gojo-satoru0 Год назад +6

    9:42 💀💀

  • @vivekgole4981
    @vivekgole4981 Год назад +4

    16:04 Haven't heard anything more true than this tho

  • @MIKEY_EDITZ444
    @MIKEY_EDITZ444 3 месяца назад +1

    Beo is literally the 2nd copy of Supreme leader 😂😂😂😂

  • @madhavsirohi2225
    @madhavsirohi2225 Год назад +2

    8:06 Noobs.... Jetix is the GOAT

  • @akshaychaudhari5171
    @akshaychaudhari5171 Год назад +1

    Bhai pehle ke background ki alag vibe thi

  • @Soongie_Doongie_Dori
    @Soongie_Doongie_Dori 6 месяцев назад +1

    16:02
    bro the bengalis are going to come for u saying rasgulla and not roshagulla 💀💀💀💀

  • @Sh4ds587
    @Sh4ds587 Год назад +11

    3:20 🤣🤣

  • @brazilff3870
    @brazilff3870 Год назад +11

    5:10 yes.. that's burari when lalit ke papa ne uska chutiya kaata

  • @aaditdoshi2680
    @aaditdoshi2680 Год назад +7

    11:20 bro thinks he is arpit bhala

  • @anvaysharma6705
    @anvaysharma6705 Год назад +1

    16:02 kaju Katli left the chat

  • @jadhaV_12
    @jadhaV_12 Год назад +6

    Bro knows everyone's childhood bed stories 😊

  • @curious__
    @curious__ Год назад

    7:07 ohhhhhh 😮😮

  • @tanmayn21
    @tanmayn21 Год назад +6

    Agar JETTEX key POWER RANGERS yaad hey to tum meri generation key hoo 😂 8:28

    • @rihayi
      @rihayi Год назад +1

      Yes bhai... Uss time pe the spd, mystic force, overdrive abhi power Rangers ko kya ch*tiyap bana diya hai

    • @tanmayn21
      @tanmayn21 Год назад

      @@rihayi Tru bhai tru 😭👍 those were the days

    • @rihayi
      @rihayi Год назад +1

      @@tanmayn21 plsss i am not bhai...

    • @tanmayn21
      @tanmayn21 Год назад

      @@rihayi r u gay ??

    • @Chessakabsksm
      @Chessakabsksm 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@tanmayn21bhen hogi bai😂

  • @wint1964
    @wint1964 Год назад +4

    9:49 how tf does bro know???

  • @mukeshrawat1304
    @mukeshrawat1304 Год назад +2

    We want that authentic windows wala background

  • @harshuu52
    @harshuu52 Год назад

    15:33
    Bro forgot fizz
    The goat of Indian soft drinks

  • @akshaychaudhari5171
    @akshaychaudhari5171 Год назад +5

    Bhai fing ( fing xtra) ke saath collab kar na reddit review
    You both have kind of similar humor

  • @Starlike63
    @Starlike63 Год назад

    That nirbhaya meme was very disrespectful

  • @tanmayn21
    @tanmayn21 Год назад

    Ha bhai mila hey 😂 pocket sey nahi bed key neechey sey 9:48

  • @f_b_i_
    @f_b_i_ Год назад +6

    Finally someone who liked Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go

  • @aajaadparinda
    @aajaadparinda 10 месяцев назад

    I love how no one is talking about zaid liking dank rishu ka peshaab more than thumbs up

  • @dhawalbiharisahay1022
    @dhawalbiharisahay1022 Год назад

    areeeee nahi yaaaarrrrr purana wala background op tha

  • @dagurtheman5932
    @dagurtheman5932 7 месяцев назад

    Man knows atleast two languages and chose to speak just facts.

  • @hariomnayak6255
    @hariomnayak6255 Год назад +2

    no one's gonna talk about "Dank rishu ka peshaab" 🤨

  • @puneetmaheshwari
    @puneetmaheshwari Год назад

    15:36 dank rishu ka peshap 💀💀

  • @lmaoded777
    @lmaoded777 Год назад +6

    9:17 chhi

  • @varuna16
    @varuna16 Год назад +7

    5:25 bhai kya matlab 12 saal ka baccha hoke, abhi se hell ticket book kar liya :(

    • @Akash-ls1or
      @Akash-ls1or 12 дней назад

      Aur 6 saal wait kar aake gali bakunga tujhe🫵🏽

  • @randomlightstand
    @randomlightstand Год назад +5

    Zaid never fails to disappoint us

  • @priyanshu8065
    @priyanshu8065 Год назад +22

    Zaid always disappoint us

  • @Peach10001
    @Peach10001 11 месяцев назад

    1.Coke
    Me:😄
    2.Pine wali coke
    Me:🌚

  • @notanormie6533
    @notanormie6533 Год назад +3

    6:53 Same bhai mera bhi bachpan ka dream toy tha

  • @dxfaixal1699
    @dxfaixal1699 Год назад

    Kya gunda banega re tu
    Tu ja re tu ja 😂

  • @venom_rahul
    @venom_rahul Год назад

    Ye toh bilkul bomb video tha 😂😂

  • @paramveersingh5404
    @paramveersingh5404 Год назад +6

    I loved the old room you streamed in, it was more chill

  • @tanmayn21
    @tanmayn21 Год назад +1

    TUNTUN MAUSI key LADOO OP in chat ❤️❤️‍🔥🔥😂

  • @arch-zero
    @arch-zero Год назад

    tysm for subtitles

  • @SAMTUBESTYT
    @SAMTUBESTYT Год назад

    Justice league, Scooby doo, Beyblade, Pokemon, loney toons, kids next door, courage, Power rangers and Harry Potter marathon. Best time for kids

  • @akshaychaudhari5171
    @akshaychaudhari5171 Год назад +33

    Everyone congratulate themselves we are the seeing the journey of future s biggest youtuber
    Never stop uploading bhai
    U cured my emptiness and depression
    Ab 24 hours tere vid bing karta hu
    Tnx bro

    • @darKnight_-_
      @darKnight_-_ Год назад

      depression hatake addiction hogaya

  • @ompanchal9620
    @ompanchal9620 5 месяцев назад +1

    7:54 Just like me fr 😂😂

  • @RandomBruv65
    @RandomBruv65 Год назад +2

    I have been travelling everyday in the lucknow metro for the past 2 years and I have never seen shit like Delhi happen over here

  • @sayanbera2541
    @sayanbera2541 Год назад +1

    DisneyXD shows wala part
    Hard relate🫂

  • @slatelgtgaming1986
    @slatelgtgaming1986 Год назад

    11:07 US BHAI US😢❤

  • @rahullalwani2769
    @rahullalwani2769 10 месяцев назад

    bhai ki sweets ki list goated.
    same as mine

  • @KARMA4U_03
    @KARMA4U_03 Год назад +2

    Zaid bhai fridge tour please 🤌🤌

  • @kunalw887
    @kunalw887 Год назад

    Dayum.. my recommendation had this and a ksi video next to next.... and I chose ksi video obviously

  • @richsick1723
    @richsick1723 Год назад +1

    Laughing at cursed memes 😂
    Laughing at cursed memes💀

  • @akshaychaudhari5171
    @akshaychaudhari5171 Год назад +1

    Bro aise hi consistent rena pls

  • @AquaciousDoesYT
    @AquaciousDoesYT 6 месяцев назад

    9:20 This Song Fire

  • @Jonak_
    @Jonak_ Год назад +1

    Mere paas ab tak dono Optimus Prime and Bumblebee ka transformer hai🌚

  • @V9zdh
    @V9zdh Год назад

    8:21 og cartoon nostalgia

  • @TKVdaboi
    @TKVdaboi Год назад +1

    Nahhhhh bruh, motichur ke ladoo way bette than besan ones. W video

  • @bharatchaudhary4219
    @bharatchaudhary4219 Год назад +1

    Thumbs up is good for mixing royal stag

  • @Krishna-p1u
    @Krishna-p1u 10 месяцев назад

    bro optimus prime letssssssssssssssssssssssssssss goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @bunny19486
    @bunny19486 Год назад

    Le bro at the end also saying ki "video aacha tha"🤣🤣
    Glad that besan ke laddoo and coke are on top✊👴

  • @Bunkerbanana
    @Bunkerbanana Год назад +2

    zaid brudda , irl content Lao na pls, vietnam and Delhi badiya tha ab kahi or ja

  • @covalentbond882
    @covalentbond882 Год назад +11

    4:44 can anyone explain?

    • @chaitanmallick7339
      @chaitanmallick7339 Год назад

      Suicide bombing

    • @bobbykesharwani
      @bobbykesharwani Год назад +1

      No
      You are innocent
      Because of devil minded like us,
      We dont want you to lose your innocence💀🗿🤡

    • @eywehok
      @eywehok Год назад +1

      Those both women have bomb

    • @ayushdandapat4473
      @ayushdandapat4473 Год назад

      So basically Rajiv Gandhi was assassinated.... In this image the girl has a garland made out of bombs.. so the song dynamite has been used..

    • @omkarsarwade5329
      @omkarsarwade5329 Год назад

      Burari death case