Love it when Kara enters in the middle of an episode. The contrast between the comedic rage of Jardon and her grace is great. I also feel like Henzoid is taking notes from this map
fun fact: both bow-exclusive enchants and crossbow-exclusive enchants can now functionally work on their opposite counterpart weapon, but you just cant apply them onto them without commands (or maybe a creative mode anvil) also multishot is now uncapped and can fire as many projectiles at once as you want it too, but requires commands to load it for each shot that has more than 3
Got the Starts to the Top and Yeeting Self going Nice with the Touches of the Movements and Parkour Yeet Sounds going Fire indeed with the Smart Moves taken for the Dripkage Leaves
@@octolockg5059 I always assumed it was more that he's not great at multi-tasking - so because he's dividing his attention between the game and keeping a consistent stream of chatter going, plus frequently breaking focus to look over at chat he doesn't maintain a through line on anything. It's like he's constantly doing that thing where you walk through a doorway and instantly forget everything that you were thinking or doing before you went in the other room.
Tree topping is done to secure one's home....or rather make the damage, if the tree were to fall over, minimal. Pretty much it is done because people are afraid of a tree falling on top of their house going clean through doing mass damage, so they have the tree topping done.
Only if you're talking about a community area - so in Jordan's example where everyone is in one building yes. In HOAs that encompass a neighborhood of houses, no. But again, if it's new construction you're not gonna need any of those things replaced for years, so new HOAs are almost fully profit. Kinda like how it does not cost a landlord anywhere NEAR the amount of money to maintain a property compared to how much they charge in rent (especially in the case of multi-home properties like an apartment complex or manufactured home park).
Sparklez out here greatly underestimating how badly inflation has hit blue collar jobs like maintenance workers. TBH 300k a month doesn't seem that bad when you realize that my single floor office building cost around 500k a month
It's calling a person a female or male as opposed to just saying "who is that with Sparklez?" Another issue is assuming something about a person you know nothing about (their sex) and reducing them to just that thing. It's usually language used by people who have a problem with women or who are anti-trans. Also, some people don't like being referred to this way the same way many disagree with calling illegal immigrants "illegals," as it implies they as a person are illegal rather than their presence in a country as illegal.
I have been a subscriber of yours for awhile now and I love your parkour videos they help bring up my spirits when I am depressed or whenever my PTSD gets the best of me please can you please do more of them and thank you for all the content you do.
What a great solution to “how shall I spend the baby’s afternoon nap?”
In any other context, an "adventure parkour" game would just be called a "platformer," haha
Ok
okay that shulker parkour over the trapdoors was straight up DEVIOUS, gg dan
41:55 I dropped my phone laughing xD
Love it when Kara enters in the middle of an episode. The contrast between the comedic rage of Jardon and her grace is great. I also feel like Henzoid is taking notes from this map
37:29 Me absolutely pissed at Jardon for staring at the mine that the villager told him about and yet not seeing it
fun fact: both bow-exclusive enchants and crossbow-exclusive enchants can now functionally work on their opposite counterpart weapon, but you just cant apply them onto them without commands (or maybe a creative mode anvil) also multishot is now uncapped and can fire as many projectiles at once as you want it too, but requires commands to load it for each shot that has more than 3
Assassin's creed Sparklez
HOA's, all the benefits of owning with all of the hassle of renting.
It really depends. I live in a hoa and it feels normal. Like it dosent exist. The fees go to general maintenance like roads and stuff.
This is the best parkour map I've seen
56:20 SONNAVA BIIIIiiinana
41:48 I've not laughed that hard in a while :')
23:24 Jardonk, the leaves actually do grow back on the remaining branches and trunk!
Also if you don't take more then 30% of a tree it will survive
@@mattstone3995
I just learned something new about trees! 👍
@@presidenttomato816 I use to trim trees for a living
@@mattstone3995
Thanks for the education on the subject!
@@presidenttomato816 your welcome
Got the Starts to the Top and Yeeting Self going Nice with the Touches of the Movements and Parkour Yeet Sounds going Fire indeed with the Smart Moves taken for the Dripkage Leaves
Your playthroughs are always my favorite, Jordan. Thanks for sharing :)
Ahh, a perfect video to sleep to 😴
Omg the number of things this guy misses is INFURIATING
You gotta wonder if he either needs glasses or if it's all just for show.
@@octolockg5059 I always assumed it was more that he's not great at multi-tasking - so because he's dividing his attention between the game and keeping a consistent stream of chatter going, plus frequently breaking focus to look over at chat he doesn't maintain a through line on anything. It's like he's constantly doing that thing where you walk through a doorway and instantly forget everything that you were thinking or doing before you went in the other room.
The fact that even if captain only bought shield and maybe just maybe regen , he would solo them
53:00 There was a window before you got the checkpoint
In a few years, Jordan won't have to change his voice to do old people voices.
Captain! Do the map again with all side quests
You are so awesome 👌 👏 ❤
16:47 *flashback*
Iiiinnnhhalleeessas (inhales) PHIIIILLLLZAAAAa!
Baby zombie!
(captain sweared on Philza)
how does the Steve jobs of minecraft not know you can shift on ladders to not fall down them? xD
Tree topping is done to secure one's home....or rather make the damage, if the tree were to fall over, minimal. Pretty much it is done because people are afraid of a tree falling on top of their house going clean through doing mass damage, so they have the tree topping done.
But Jordan taking 30% or less is okay to do as the tree can still survive if a flat top tree trim is ugly then that person isn't very good at trimming
31:40 that windmill is running smoother than Scarlet/Violet windmill...
Game Plus is just the new replay of the game/map with a couple different things mainly items and a few new npcs and power but nothing much else
16:48 everybody knows BS means bologna sandwich
Who else likes these Parkour maps sooo much!?
beautyfull map
41:48 🤣🤣🤣
Awesome new video! FOR CAKE!!!
Son of a bbbbbbbbbbbbb... nanana...
48:42 real life grindstone don't hurt they only break things which arensuper rigid
hi cap
3:26 akagami no Sparklez
38:32 lollllllllllll
Do a skyblock randomized crafting series
29:38 2nd amendment go Bbrrrrrrrrrr
The moths are attracted to Karas Dim Personality... LOL
Let's go
what the sigma
i wounder if jardon would try out doing a hand cam during these vids?
HOA fees are also about maintenance ... new roof, new boiler for hot water if necessary etc. Are they not ?
Only if you're talking about a community area - so in Jordan's example where everyone is in one building yes. In HOAs that encompass a neighborhood of houses, no. But again, if it's new construction you're not gonna need any of those things replaced for years, so new HOAs are almost fully profit. Kinda like how it does not cost a landlord anywhere NEAR the amount of money to maintain a property compared to how much they charge in rent (especially in the case of multi-home properties like an apartment complex or manufactured home park).
👇 under an hour gang! 🎉
Sparklez out here greatly underestimating how badly inflation has hit blue collar jobs like maintenance workers.
TBH 300k a month doesn't seem that bad when you realize that my single floor office building cost around 500k a month
First?
1:22:36 maybe they just wanted to ask who the female was??..
.we don't have to act like they have any problem with female
It's calling a person a female or male as opposed to just saying "who is that with Sparklez?" Another issue is assuming something about a person you know nothing about (their sex) and reducing them to just that thing. It's usually language used by people who have a problem with women or who are anti-trans. Also, some people don't like being referred to this way the same way many disagree with calling illegal immigrants "illegals," as it implies they as a person are illegal rather than their presence in a country as illegal.
I have been a subscriber of yours for awhile now and I love your parkour videos they help bring up my spirits when I am depressed or whenever my PTSD gets the best of me please can you please do more of them and thank you for all the content you do.
2:19 Techno blade X Dream song 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Best Minecraft song to ever exist
Fallen kingdom does not come close