Lester Holt Cold Open - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- President Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) discusses firing FBI director James Comey in an interview with Lester Holt (Michael Che).
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"So... that's it? I got him? No? Because nothing matters? Absolutely nothing matters anymore? OK..."
@Mo De It's a small world.
I keep thinking of these lines. Applies to so many countries.
Gather round
Listen here...
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
@@domp5014Haha got me. Good one.
Yeah sure doesn’t matter this year they’re begging us to vote everyday
"Listen OJ..."
"Listen Keenan.."
"I feel ya 2pak... "
Omg James (Alec jk) Baldwin was killing me!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Thanks Jazz Man”
I fuckin died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was killing somebody.
"Halyna Hutchins, the cinematographer on the Western “Rust,” and director Joel Souza were shot by Baldwin by accident.
oh the karma!!! Unbelievable, this ant-gun a-hole gets the karma bus ride. He's FINISHED
Alec plays Trump so well that when he's in character the only difference between the two is that Alec has bigger hands
They're *YUGE*
Joejoeington Mcjoe way much much more
I do not really think so
Fr lmao 😂
@@marynduco8158 explain you reasoning... I want to know how you came to that conclusion and what evidence you have to back it up. After all, if you can’t back it up, your argument is vague...
So please elaborate and explain your reasoning ... And you just fell into my trap 😂
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
"Did I get him? Oh, nothing matters, nothing matters any more"
Accurate.
That had me rolling!
yeah,when emails,cover uo,selling uranium to russians,getting payed by saudis,fixing elections etc doesnt matter ,why would firing idiiot comey matter...after all,president is his boss.you stupid fuck
Ivan Novak Nobody ever defends Trump on his own merits: only by comparing him to the Other. It's only through a mortal division of the country that he is kept afloat.
Yeah okay Ivan.
Lol Ivan. The type of delusion that'll make this country great again rite bfore everyone bombs us
I think Baldwin's impression of Trump will go down as one of the best in history...
WRONG!!!! It is shit compared to others.
It goes
1. Ferrell's Bush Jr.
2. Baldwin's Trump
3. Carvey's Bush Sr.
Best ever
@@chrismaclean9735 Nah I agree with Timmy, Badlwin's impression really isn't anything special. And seriously Michael, is everyone forgetting Darrel Hammond's impression of Bill Clinton? It's gold!
Totally! It really helped get him elected. What a great impression, hilarious!
Mikayla B. Yeah his hands are small too!!
"Elect a clown, expect a circus" is the best line I heard all week.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 to funny.
Boom💣💥💣💥💣💣💣💣💣💥There it is💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💥
@@ilae.williams7675 no
"Elect a clown, expect a circus" i have that sticker on my car
Yet you got the best president to be elected in 2016.
Honestly, at this point I rely on SNL/Alec Baldwin as a weekly news summary lol
Solurum Berb same
don't, i love it too, but it is better to get no news than to rely on one source.
I think he was just making a joke...
sam tee If you can't take a joke, you are probably a Trump supporter
Thats the sad part
I like the part when Lester Holt's character said, "Wait, did I get him? Is this all over?" , look how fast that ecstatic smile vanished from his face. "Nothing matters any more". Great performance!
"I sit on every chair like its a toilet" LMFAO!!!!!!
"Listen OJ..."
"Listen Keenan.."
"I feel ya 2pak... "
Omg James (Alec jk) Baldwin was killing me!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Because, as we found out, every chair IS a toilet. Diaper Donnie.
@@amiblueful trump wanted to make.america his personal toilet and he almost did .. lmao 😆😀😀
Yeah, Baldwin will be sitting in the witness box, too
"Halyna Hutchins, the cinematographer on the Western “Rust,” and director Joel Souza were shot by Baldwin (Oct 22, 2021)
GOT HIS ASS! He's FINISHED!!!! Karma is a beatiful thing - talking all that sh*t, NOW LOOK AT YOU!!
@@SuperOmnicronsj44 You must be a pretty pathetic and toxic person to take pleasure in such a tragedy. You don’t even care if people *die* if it means owning the libs.
"I sit on every chair like it's a toilet."
Hahaha!
Annette DuCharme My favorite line 😂😂
That's how he can tweet from more places than only his bathroom.
Annette DuCharme lmao
Never occurred to me before, but now when I see him, that's all I'll be able to think about. Thanks a lot, SNL.
Annette DuCharme
He feeds me dog food? What a humiliating line. Funny as hell.
unfortunately true. They won't stand up to Trump even if they are fed dog food
Tan Wo exactly Trump could serve them his shit and they'll all get in line to eat it
cr87129 ahhhh there are the triggered trump supporters
Yeah, if I were a trump supporter I wouldn't find it funny either but too bad I am not. It was seriously funny as hell. I wasn't expecting that all.
Nice try, Tan.
“This show is gonna run for 8 years.”
Thank god this isn’t happening
Thank God he is being evicted
@@mercierjanice Secret Service will drag him out on January 20, 2021
@@ObamaFromKenya amen
@@mercierjanice God knows what he'd done if he'd had four more years in WH.
@@ObamaFromKenya At gun point their have too.
I have to say I'm impressed by Trump! For a guy with tiny hands he's dug himself a big hole.
I've seen this comment somewhere..still funny though lol
Ęÿūį Æßñ And he's done it single handedly !!
Ęÿūį Æßñ
Don't you mean a YUUUGE hole? :-)
He didn't have to use his hands, he dug that hole with his tongue!
He used his mouth to dig.
Did I get him? Is this all over?!
this is what everyone thinks everytime Trump gives a press conference......................
*nothing matters anymore*
LMAO. I watched that part like 6 times already.
@Machinedead. Exactly. That's what makes that line so sad.
It would be the easiest Obstruction of Justice charge ever, if Republicans actually gave a shit about doing their jobs. I'm pretty sure there could be tapes of Trump shooting someone on 5th avenue and Congress would just ignore it.
The only way I can stand anything related to tRump is when he’s being impersonated by Alec Baldwin❤️
Because you’re slow
@Nature and Physics your mother
Totally agree!!!!!!!
@Judy it's Alec
Wow! Michael Che in something other than weekly update! I love it!
IKR! I was about to comment this. It‘s nice to see him in something different.
Like the comment but gonna keep it at 69!
Michael Che has always been in different things . That means you don’t pay attention or watch the show
Kyle Dechau it's at 208 now...so what ya gonna do now lol
@@jannyjanjanet now 400
*Elect a clown, expect a circus.*
BizWiz stolen comment
Brother Pig
Probably. People have no shame.
Sethy, Perry, kiddos, that saying has been around forever 😂. It's like "what goes around comes around," or "you reap what you sow.." - Which also applies to Trumpty Dumpty. I’m sure you already knew that though. 🤦🏻♂️
Are you here illegally?
paulie dee are
I hope Baldwin keeps up with the trump impersonation.He does a very funny job
angry chick- He told Trump 'release your tax returns and I'll stop'.
I think Russia is putting all the people in power
Yes he does it’s like he literally embodies him. No one else can do a Trump impersonation like Baldwin.
Alec Baldwin is such an idiot. He has to do something like this he can't get a job
I wanna see the prison one's!
Elect a clown expect a circus.
You absolutely right
Eric Alukonis Damn. That would make a great bumper sticker!
Elect a useless race huckster, oh yeah your lib dumb fruit cake ass did twice.
what is a huckster? who says huckster? is that what you call Mike Huckabee's children?
Yeaaah, Obama didn't invent racism in America, nor did he stoke the flames. Maybe if your cops were trained worth a damn (I'm sure many are, but it doesn't always look that way) or perhaps not so prejudiced, there'd be less racial tension?
2:18 i randomly love that joke, the difference between trump and nixon, nixon won the popular vote. thanks for pointing that out LMAO.
kght222 😂 fr! Best part
kght222 But you missed the point! The main difference is Nixon didn't have liberals making up a sorry ass excuse for their CRUSHING election defeat.
Nixon also never fired the head of the FBI...because he at least had a scruple or two.
Scud Carcrash. the head of his fbi prob wasnt survailling every opponent hannity ap reporters. getting dirt on reportes to keep them quiet..using irs target oppnents.
kght222 I thought Nixon was bad back then, but compared to Trump, he was Thomas Jefferson.
listen OJ 😂😂😂😂😂
😆😅😂🤣
Donald Trump's Greatest Hits
"I won fair and square"
"Lock her up!"
"Bad hombres"
"Build the wall"
Best, and most ironic one will forever be "Drain the swamp".
Cagnazzo ah yes how could I forget one of his best hits
Don‘t forget “Grab ‘em by the pussy“!
"Fake News"
"Bigly" (for his detractors) or "Big League" (for embarrassed supporters) - we will never know for sure :/
Wow, one of the most scathing and hilarious SNL skits on Trump to date! Strong work! Someday we'll have a boring president in office again, right?
humuhumunukunuku Obama was boring because he made sure everything was Ok. He's like that teenager you can trust with anything while you're out for dinner. Trump on the other hand...
Obama was MY president. He gives people hope.
humuhumunukunuku Anyone But T rump or Pence ,or any of those dimwits.you old Republican seniors better think about your Social Security too you are not all wealthy . ( not saying you humuhum are an old senior on social security)
SNL: Triggering Trump supporters since 2016.
As if it’s hard to trigger a Trump supporter.
I find it hilarious
Good 🤣🤣
@@daveb8559
No kidding,they're the most fragile pussies I've ever seen.
"Thank you for having me here, Jazz man"...
Michael Che did great in this!!
Yup but Alec Baldwin as Trump set him up :)
Allie Galuska I love animals!
I first saw him on one of the presidential debate cold opens, and I seriously thought that he was a real reporter snl brought in. I am not an American, I don't watch their news programs, so I was easily fooled
And he probably wrote this too
He is great in everything
"He feeds me dog food!" That's gotta hurt.
Awesome 😎
Olivia S
But this don’t hurt the dogs 🐕.
"Did I get him?" 😂😂😂
when he called him "Kenan" I almost cried,, snl poking at their own cast members is the reason I live
Reason you live…. Smh the shit people say
@@wayneeppler237 grow a pair.
I miss Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump. He was a very good impersonator of Trump. No wonder Trump hates him.
Waiting for that Melissa McCarthy skit SNL!
Luis Navarro YAAASS
Two Scoops ✌🏼 ✌🏼 Lol 😂
I Canadian, and I believe that Trump is the worst President past, present, future! The only good thing that came from him is that SNL has the highest ratings ever!
Could you please explain why dairy farming exports, a free trade issue, has anything to do with Trump? I believe that your input is a bitterly misplaced and out of context. I would much rather hear how Trump, the great negotiator, will fix your problem a Dairy farming dispute. Unfortunately, you have to wait till the second term in office since he has much bigger issues such as building the wall, throwing out as many immigrants as possible, Destroying health care, and many other grand bullet points on his strategic plan, none of which have been accomplished. Oh yes, did I also mention that he might be impeached before he puts a checkmark beside his accomplishments in his master plan? Hmmm, milk will certainly have to wait...
Ahhhh you got Trudeou and his pretty socks...
Your PM Tredeau is turning Canada into GB; embracing insanity will be at the citizens demise, but at least he will have sung Kumbaya while holding the hands of the proponents of Sharia.
To The Morning I'm really not sure if you can compare Trudeau to crazy old platinum blond, president Trump. Good thing is that he brings so much laughter to SNL. It is good that our friends down south have so much humor left despite Trump reaching the top with the help of Putin tampering in the US elections...your comment puts a smile on my face ;-)
Joe Maxant you sir would be wrong President Donald J Trump is an American hero
"Did I get em?"
"Oh that's right, absolutely nothing matters" 🤣🤣
SNL is the ONLY good thing about this creeping (and y) malignancy called the Trump presidency.
Because his Presidency is honest and political BS??
"Nothing matters. Absolutely nothing matters anymore."
Truer words were never spoken.
2024, so true.
I don't think I'd survive even 10 minutes of the news if not for SNL. Thank God for Alec and the rest of the crew!
Yaacov Steinberg same... we need something to make us laugh.
Skill issue
The trump wig needs to look worse for it to be accurate
well by that token, Baldwin's hands are too big.
This wasn't so much funny as it was just spot on. Why won't anyone stop this monster?
Better than his previous
omri amar Obama was so much better
"I feel you Tupac" lmao!!
Baldwin does a great Trump.
SNL has never been this good.
Ben Smith the totinos ad with the lesbian love affair was pretty good too tho
Only in the 70’s with the original cast.
so true; i can't believe trump is president and actually has supporters
denton3102 the sooner we accept his presidency, the sooner we can get him impeached.
denton3102 lol fr ! Can this charade be over with already? All it has shown us is that republicOns cannot handle being in charge of this country 😂 jokes on them ,got all the power and dont know wtf to do😂
+J Lynn Exactly what I'm beginning to think. How could they be sooooo unprepared to have Congress and the Presidency? The Health Care bill was literally pulled out of their asses after it was their first priority???? WTF? 8 years and their first try couldn't get out a Republican controlled House? The second try had to be pushed through at the last second with NO chance to analyze it...even within their own party?? Ryan and McConnell are to blame for the shitstorm that's the GOP at the moment...it's not all Trump by any means.
Chunkboi in actually like him
#HotDiarrhea2020
Love the Anderson Cooper Eye Roll 👁
1:24 to 1:37 I was laughing and crying (and not from the laughter).
Maverick Christian, that bit was genius!
I don't see a second term with this goof we have in the White House. Besides I think he will be bored with this job by then anyway. The guy has chronic ADD.
Anita Luca most ppl r brain washed, it wouldn’t surprise me if they vote for him again
He feed me dog food Lmao
Omg SNL Fifteen thumbs up....love it❣️
IMPEACHMENT is. just a matter of 🕒!!! Americans deserve BETTER!!! 🇺🇸💪
How's the impeachment coming?
"he feeds me dog food!" lol
Did I just watch Frost/Nixon?
I only checkout SNL for Trumps Jokes :)
It is so, so sad that this was made 3 years ago, and the nightmare is still continuing!! God help us all!!
By a wide margin Judge Judy would be the smartest, most stable, and most respectable person in the Trump Administration,.
Trump , America is not a real estate Company.. grow some balls n lead the country but the nation will be happier if you resign....take your damn Administration with you too ...
Seriously, like how the hell is he not impeached yet???
Because the GOP is still playing the party over country game instead of actually acting in the interests of their constituents.
At the moment it seems like only McCain and Graham are the only Republican senators who have something that resembles a spine.
Because you still have one of the two major political parties with its nose STILL deeply stuck between two old wrinkled flabby butt cheeks.
And you still have half of the country blindly loving this orange turd. NOTHING absolutely nothing will ever change their mind on him. He can do no wrong in their eyes.
Because most Democrats hopefully realize that Trump's replacement would be Mike Pence and they could kiss all advances on LGBT rights good bye along with the right to an abortion.
corruption
***** did....did you not pay attention to the video?
Did he say "listen OJ"???.....OMG I DIED!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Then he said "listen Kenan"!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I sit on every chair like it's a toilet..."
Yeah and he needs an assistant to wipe his butt cuz his tiny hands can’t reach😂
I love to obstruct justice. No one obstructs better than me.
"Jazz Man" and "OJ", 'Keenan"?! Not racist at all.
just like Trump's not racist at all
Missed Tupac, lol
Funny as neck for me.
@@davidsotovega9113 2PACK....(flat lines)😳😁
this is hilarious but also terrifying
SNL you're killing. In Trump's language, "please stop, you're killing me." Speaking of Trump's language SNL, continue cause your laughter is keeping me alive.
Donald Trump will go down in history as the worst *.
Have a wonderful day.
he will
OP Threat you're brainwashed
Worse than Van Buren?
Worse than Andrew Jackson, a president who LITERALLY KILLED AN OPPONENT, and then drove our country into debt by abolishing the national bank system? No. Trump is bad, but no where near that bad
@Connor Worley So Killery and her body trail would have made a better Presidency is what you're saying?
_I sense such wisdom in this one..._
o________________________________O
Who here hates trump?
As a Bernie fan, I knew how smart it was to vote Hillary. I will forever be proud that I was there to at least try to stop it (while the other butthurt Bernie fans failed).
Sports Master4 I don't hate the man. I just think he is waaay out of his depth trying to be President...you know, whatever that would actually be
Hate is a terrible thing
I hate him.
@@ogantafia1944 open your heart and mind
Trump For Prison 2017!!!!!
13,842 up votes vs. 874 down votes
Looks like trump lost the popular vote again...
"i feel you 2 pac" at the end was hilarious
I've been doing this thing in reverse for years now. I' m deducing the real news from the comedy i watch. Because '' nothing matters anymore''.
Priming the pump so Melania can find it...ROFL...go Stubby Fingers the Vulgarian!!!
for those that say this is unfunny, the funny part is that it's based on reality #funnycauseitstrue
Cooper's eye rolls -- fell of the chair laughing
#AlecBaldwin2020
Always great to see Michael Che in skits. He's brilliant at Weekend update but they really oughtta use him in more non-weekend-update skits too.
Sorry folks-alec plays donald to a t. Never get tired of watching him and he makes laugh every time. He got us thru the toughest 4 years ever.
its so scary that it stopped being funny!
I sit on every chair like it's a toilet. ROFL
The Nixon references are hilarious.
Anyone looking forward for him to Leave office?!
Pumpkin Pie me of course
hopefully tarred and feathered.
Wait 8 years
@Pumpkin: Only triggered little bitches. It's amazing how the Illuminati has ruined teens and 20-somethings. Most are on psych meds and told they have "social anxiety." It's such a con. And now they are mental. Sad!
I sure am. 2024 can't come soon enough.
our president is a joke
It is so frightening how accurate this was.
The reason SNL does so many Trump skits because it's so so easy to make fun of what he does I mean cmon.
Judge Judy might actually be a better choice to head the FBI than whoever Trump ends up choosing. Sadly.
This is Genius!!
Got to admit president Trump makes politic great again. Never had I seen every media outlets everyday watch the president every moves. New episodes everyday that got everybody hook on to see what the president going to do next. Last week was Comey fire episode and next few weeks is guess what. Who the next FBI director episode. Tune in
this is very confusing. Trump is suddenly being honest and truthful?
The Baldwin acting as him is . It's uncanny. Hahaha
Hil-Fuckin-Arious! "I let Kelly Ann Conway out of her crypt" Ahahaahhaahaaaa!!!
"It's when I tug on myself about an Half an out early before Melania comes in so she can find it easier"
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂 Dear Lord, SNL is almost becoming unfair! Trump supples such a target rich environment.
Plot twists . . . We had no idea how insane they would get.
The SNL writers are savage, and I'm here for it. Damn.
SNL managed to pack so much of this week into this sketch. Excellent work! Love how it makes the Trump snowflakes cry.
“Nothing matters...absolutely nothing matters anymore”
Well...considering where we are now as I type this I hope reason prevails but I’m bracing for impact just in case
I feel like this is the only skit I've seen with Michael Che in costume. He normally plays himself
I honestly loved the part with Paul Ryan.
This was the best trump had to offer to world, SNL sketches
The Paul Ryan bit was really good. If only the republicans would wake up and stop trump from ruining our democracy!
They forgot to mention that unlike Trump, Nixon was actually qualified to be president.
Jazz man😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Nothing matters anymore. Yep. That about sums it up.
Still best thing ever