Grand Union Canal | Finger Swans!

I was out having a ride, had a sandwich in my bag at the end of it.
I threw the cheese in the hedge row, for the mice, and gave the bread and tomatoes to the swans.
Swans bites don't hurt at all, I was messing about...they were probably thinking...
..."throw it in the water you twat!"
I've got a terrible feeling, this is the life coming my way! - • The Fast Show - Unluck...
• The Fast Show - Unluck...