Puppet Master - The Cinema Snob
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- The Cinema Snob reviews the Charles Band Full Moon 1989 original Puppetmaster!
Writer/Creator: Brad Jones
Title Card: Shaun Millington
Theme: Rhymer-Man, Devin Letroy Powell
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"You are invited to the annual British psychics' convention: You know where, you know when and we know you are coming"- Leaflet in my local pub.
Ian Warner Christ that’s priceless. I’m gonna nick that idea and type up some and put em in me local now. Thnx for sharing that made me morning lol
"We're sorry, but the Psychics' Convention has been cancelled, due to foreseen circumstances."
@@Kartissa to be fair "due to unforeseen circumstances" is just as funny.
The "BOOM! Phil Collins" joke made me chortle aloud
Same here. That was amazing. XD
Same
12:29 So silly and I loved it.
Why didn't he use the Phil Collins joke in his Hellriaser I review? There was a guy who looked like Phil Collins, that gets killed.
Hahaha me too!
Laughed out loud at the John Wayne doll reference -- that's the kind of deep dive joke I can appreciate. :p
i didn't get the john wayne ref. i thought the doll looked exactly like jack sparrow so i thought that's what he was gonna say then was like... oh... i dont get that
@@iKadaj Well, allow me to explain. :p
So, John Wayne -- king of the Cowboys, one of the whitest dudes to ever walk the Earth, played Genghis Khan (for real....) in 1956's The Conqueror. The doll looks like a Genghis Khan doll, hence the reference. :-)
This review was great. I’m so glad puppet master won the poll.
The self-effacing short joke at the end was the cherry!
The Phil Collins build up joke is the most I’ve laughed in months
Man Gepetto really had a dark side to him after he made Pinocchio.
Bigby the Wolf would certainly agree
Nah, these ones are from his pre-Pinocchio goth stage.
after? aint Pinocchio creepy enough?
Clearly this puppet is more Joe Pedo's style.
The Snob has done Puppet Master. My Life Finally Knows Meaning.
I'm there with you brother, I could cry.
@@MetalPhlex It truly is a remarkable day. I was so sure we'd lose the poll.
Right? I love it!
The only thing I remember from this is the preposterous sex scene where the guy eventually manages to confuse his bed-breaking girlfriend for a puppet vomiting leeches.
Ciaran Statham Love it!
I think it can be boiled down to "It was the 80s. Everyone was on *all* the drugs!"
Back in the day, everybody tried leeches and voodoo magic (and hella cc)
Hehe,Brad your voice-as-a-dog kills me everytime😂
It's Goliath's voice from Davey and Goliath....
"aaaaaaaaannnd BOOM, Phil Collins." pmsl, Snob4President. At least he'd be intentionally hilarious.
Only way that could get any funnier if he could play that one song at its climax at the right moment...like so: ruclips.net/video/iQMu6K_ahE8/видео.html
The Land of Confusion ain't got nothing on that doll.
No joke the first Puppet Master I watched was Retro Puppet Master starring Greg “Oh hai Mark” Sestero
I noticed that too years back. I thought The Room was his first film.
It's in the disaster artist book. Though I don't think he knew it was sequel from reading the book. He had to film in Romania.
Those puppets better be in the next episode of "Will it Fit?"
you're gonna have a field day with Puppet Master Retro
What a story, Mike.
which one had corey feldman?
@Mike Butler Everybody would be waiting for the "oh Hai Mark!" line that would inevitably come.e
“Oh Lloyd”! (80s laugh, roll credits)
I'm so glad to see a movie reviewer I know, talking about my favorite killer doll genre of movies!! Blade will always be my puppet!
I genuinely have no clue if he meant to say, Flash Gordon or Flesh Gordon
Well, the picture was Flesh Gordon, so...
Well, good morning to you to, Snob! Damn... I remember being so damn creeped out by the first Puppet Master... uuuuugh
Also, nice catch with the Spider-Man Noir joke/reference.
"Lead puppetbite." XD
The goofy Snob voice keeps fighting for superiority with the serious, sarcastic Snob. I miss always dark and sarcastic Snob...
The Snob is doing Puppet Master? Be still my beating heart *swoons*
7:11 "don't bother feeding me please.. I'm awfully _stuffed"_
BARK! No, I'm not barking at you! I'm full of bark!
I remember seeing this as a kid as one of our usual late night rentals back in the 90s. It was so weird! I couldn't remember the plot but some of the scenes stuck with me for years. I was genuinely surprised to hear that the franchise is still going. I really should get back to these I don't remember the last one I saw. (Maybe 5?)
oh snap,
if he is going to review the whole Puppetmaster series this is going to go way into 2020
Na, 2025.
I was in a Dollar General last week and found the Puppet Master 6 film collection DVD set for $4.95. After the clerk rang up this classic, an Orange Mountain Dew Kick Start and a Kit Kat, she said "two dollars and 49 cents". I didn't question it and when she handed me receipt, Puppet Master had rang up for 1 cent...I looked up and said, " That's about right."
"BOOM: PHIL COLLINS!" 🤣
This was every bit as great as I thought it would be! I only made it through the first 3 or 4 Puppet Masters, so judging by that list of sequels, I've clearly got a lot of catching up to do.
Lloyd is so terribly handsome! He really ought to relent and appear in at least a few more bits.
Thanks for the awesome video! I could not have woken up to a better notification awaiting me!🖤
Can't wait until he gets to "Puppet Master 3"
oh he's doing a franchise review? I thought it was a one-off
@@Tchernobog it might be but I'm hoping it's not.
That Nazi hooker was so hot
I thought that puppet looked familiar then BOOM! Phil Collins
I hope this means we will see more puppet master reviews from now on.
Alright early morning video from the snob!! 👍
"It's for science, I swear."
Brother, you have a great sense of humor!
You're quick tho- I have to constantly back up ten seconds to digest all the references.
Your clever, rapid-fire delivery has me in stitches.
Best to you-
The Puppet Master series was full of hits and misses, but overall pretty good.
How are the first two sequels? The first 3 are at a resale shop in town, but I don't know if I should pick them up or not.
@@fiendwithoutaface6833 The 2nd one is not that good, but Puppet Master 3 is my favorite!
@@shallendor Thanks for the recommendation, my good man.
1, 2 and 3 are all enjoyable, the series became unwatchable trash after the 3rd one though.
I love the puppet master series. My favorite movies are where the puppets are the heroes and have a good master.
Huh. I was expecting a cameo from Snobby on this one... But he's more a dummy than a puppet. 🤔
It's my understanding that Snobby got lost the last time Brad moved. A nation mourns...
We need a whittler.
A producer seeing it more profitable to go direct to DVD? Wow, a novel idea!
Also, wonder if some of using a Flesh Gordon Poster was intentional
I wondered about Flesh Gordon myself. :)
I remember Puppet Master being one of the horror movies my brother rented. My favorite puppet was Tunneler and blade
Tunneler
I love the Puppet Master movies
My favorite puppets are Blade, Tunneler,Six Shooter, and Jester
Boom! Phil Collins!
One of my favorite movies growing up. Snob...I forgive you.
Puppet Master? It’s not my birthday or Christmas, but enjoyed nonetheless.
Will we see the Trancer films at some point? I love those films.
Maybe he'll review it near Christmas since that's when a part of Trancers takes place.
One of my favorite horror series as a kid.
This reminds me of Fun in Balloon Land. But with Dolls.
and murder
They're so gay!
The self deprecating short jokes were fucking adorable. 5 stars.
My guilty pleasure series of movies! Please do the next couple too! Love these movies so much.
You are one of the best parts internet, Sir Bradley Snob. Thank you.
Every review with Lloyd on it is a 10/10 review
That’s it! You kind of look like the singer of Portugal the man! Thanks for the laughs on this awesome movie!
8:46 "who you callin PINHEAD"
I really hope he does ALL these movies!! FINALLY!!
WHAT THE HECK!~ I was so terrified of these movies as a kid, i couldn't get enough of them. Now come to find out 25 years later that they were set in the town I used to live in as a kid (bodega bay) is down right creepy coincidental and fucking amazing.
Coincidentally this is also the first video on this channel I have seen (i know wtf how has it taken me so long) and you've got a new sub!
Personally, I think the second one is the best. I love this series.
3 for me
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Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
There's a face of somebody who needs him
When you're lost out there and you're all alone
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Great upload as usual. The Jon Wayne doll bit got me good.. You crafty son of a bitch.
Let’s give the puppets THE BLESS....ING!!!!
"watched over by rejected old cereal mascots".... Pfft what would the Snob know about cereal?.
they're the fakey-phony-poo-pants ones from Food Fight
He likes to try foods after 20+ years after the expiration date.
Thank you for this review, Cinema Snob. Glad you mentioned Crawlspace and Trilogy of Terror! Please do those two as well! You gotta love Klaus Kinski and Karen Black. (I want that stuffed dog.) Love the Mr. Bill reference. Gotta go, see ya!
"He has the rare gift of living forever, so long as nothing kills him." lol.
I'm glad I voted for this, this review was a delight
We need this series to continue
Puppet Master 2 is the best of the series. 3 is pretty good too, then the series nosedived and became total garbage.
Great mention of 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag, Brad! Gotta review that one!
I love when he's talking as the voice of a dog
The Gestapo joke always makes me laugh so loud!
And so does the "So who shoved a needle in my heart?" one XD
After having heard Jim Sterling talk about this series of movies, I'm very happy to see you cover it, as I'd rather not have to watch it myself. :P
I had to check the website to make sure. This is seriously the first time in well over a decade that the cinema snob has covered the puppet master series? HOW?
Puppet Master is a film that gets better with each viewing. I didn't like it at first, but as I get older I seem to appreciate it more and more for what it is.
these floor shots make me think of Rockwell *somebodies watching me!*
Ahhhh I'm so happy about this! I love the Puppet Master series!
YES! Finally, Puppet Master gets a review! After all these years of everyone mentioning it in their reviews, this series is being shown! What wonders will it hold?!
... probably puppets.
In my wildest dreams, I really hope that one day the Cinema Snob reviews Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves and gives Alan Rickman's glorious 'ham-sandwich' performance the praise it deserves.
The first movie is a bit slow but it’s pretty good I think. Though the second one is where things go crazy
Would love to see Brad review the other movies some day. Maybe not all of them, there sure are a lot.
Lol Brad love the John Wayne reference.
Loyd is the mastermind behind everything
Jester really does look like Cinema Snob without his hat lol
I hope you do the rest of the series! Love the Snob it helped me get through some tough times! Much love
I'm Curious about the Series now~ 👀
I think the Snob would have had a field day with Angus Scrimm's Tall Man, but Puppetmaster is a good second for me. And I loved the John Wayne joke so much lol!
Wow! That was some cool Jerma vision at the end
2:30 The snob referenced my home town. Don’t know why this makes me happy
Just finished watching the previous one. What a coincidence. =)
When you live in central Illinois and get Snob’s references
Guess other than you and snob himself, none of his subscribers live in Illinois!
I hope we get to part 3 Guy Rolfe was amazing in it.
Wow, I'm legit shocked it took Brad this long to get to the Puppet Master series. Now he just need some Hulk Hogan movies reviews from the Snob :)
I remember first watching this movie in the early 2000s so I was imagining the characters as the Bush Administration. Blade is Bush, The Tunneler is Dick Cheney and The Leach Woman is Ann Coulter.
Love this movie! I really really hope you review more of the films form this series!
Dreamer being on the list for months
Finally does it
one of my all time cult favorites. Thanks, Cinema Snob!
Really this beat Phantasm and please do The Shining Snob
Stop giving me enjoyable mondays
Classic John Wayne doll. Oof that's a good one lmao
That joke was the conqueror above all others in this review. 👌
now with added radiation so John Wayne can hulk out
Cried i was laughing so hard on the john wayne joke
Do the serious DO THE SERIOUS THIS MOVIE SERIOUS IS MY FAV. bit I didn't know there was a spin off or reboot
I love the John Wayne's Genghis Khan reference!
Slushy machine line was the best snob moment in 3 years.
Awesome movie to cover. Let's hope you eventually get to cover I think it's the 7th one were Toulon is played by none other than Greg Sistero of "The Room" fame.
I really liked this review and I am a big "puppet master" fan, I also liked the title picture of "Blade Snob" he must be used to cut terrible movies...Please do more of Hell Raiser and Puppet Master series snob this was good!!!
"Aaaaand boom! Phil Collins!"
I loved this movie as a kid...
The Now you get in there spider noir joke was great!
"Flash Gordon"
Waiiit just a second... something seems off about that poster...
God I LOVE Lloyd!
I say that Lloyd should run for President in 2020.
I dont care that Cats are not allowed to be president of the United States, afterall right now we have an orangutan, so why not a Cat?
you have a great face for radio and a voice for a deaf art.
ok that post-credit line tho.... i c o n i c
Love Lloyd, more Lloyd cameos please!