16:43 NGL I've had gas which hurt my colon, then hurt my shaft, then hurt my colon again, on multiple occasions. Like, being dickicked is nothing compared to that pain, I almost dropped to the floor and I couldn't move at all when that shift happened. So I like ran to the bathroom, got inside and closed the door, then froze for about 30 long painful seconds, and then got to the toilet and did my business. Happened twice in one week about a month ago. Hasn't happened previously or since. Also thanks for the laugh, guys. Today was 2020-ing me like crazy, really needed this.
Omg you guys are too much lol. This was absolutely hysterical. Wade's videos always have the best parts in them. Wade, you need to give Dana a raise. She is awesome. JP will cut out a bunch of the parts that he doesn't like about himself. He needs to realize that those weird, random ass things he says, that everyone makes fun of him for, are what we love about him. :) I do that sh*t all the time myself lol. Don't be embarrassed JP. You are hilarious. ;)
" imagine taking an x-ray of Wade's brain and seeing how smooth it would be, then after that info from JP it gets 1 wrinkle" Me: no one going to comment how he thinks you can see the brain with an xrays
Ma lordminnion great work on the video keep it up. I just subbed a week ago not because of mark or someone I subbed to all of them from you keep up the amazing videos
And here you will see the 4 salty bois meet in their natural habitat, alone they are normal human males, but when together they become instant buffoons. Lol I love you guys!
the things Dana has to put up with.. I feel sorry for em. ALso I have no idea why but this episode in particular had me losing it, I was legit crying I was laughing so much. ( I was gonna say something else but Wade already did enough talking about needing to poop)
Jump in! The same card has been found, I said jump in! Throw your cards on the ground, I said jump in! Now you dance all around, Because it’s fun! To play! U-UNO!
Yeah but $0.10 is also known for stealing information from the people who buy their products and on the computer games that they helped produce it literally was known for stealing a bunch of people's information from their computer and being able to access all of their files and folders
I got banned from your twitch for saying... And I quote.... "When I touch my surgery hernia wounds, I think of you Wade." I do not approve of this 30 minute bann. I was giving you a compliment for making my day better.
I think a great idea for a tiktok based off of JP's "hi" should be that followed by Pat's "I think we all just progressively like 'and?'", but I don't have a tiktok and even if I did, I'm still too lazy to do anything about it, so feel free to take that idea, anybody else, good luck!
Dana, you need to ask for a raise after that one...
She needs to ask Lixian for tips on the best way on doing that.
Jp at an AA meeting: hi... okay somebody else go
12:19 "WHY MUST YOU DEPRESS ME?!" 2020 in a nutshell
I read "undress"
That made for a slightly wild thought
Anyone else think Dana was laughing too hard and forgot to put the animated outro in until almost halfway through the music??
"I have a scrotum brain" That may be the funniest thing Wade ever said.
I had the humor officials look this matter over and yes, this is bar none the funniest thing Wade has ever said sense his birth
@@Distant_Dubstep Well, it's the funniest thing I ever heard Wade say.
I dunno, I really like: "Are you sexing in my Cocoa Puffs?"
Wade: I'm too old for cute things.
Me at the age of 26: you are never too old for cute things.
Salty boys in the future, when they're old, trying to finish a game:
"I have to poop!"
"So mister Barnes, can you show me please what you do for a living?"
13:12
Wade 2020: oh is he crying 😭 did I break his little heart ❤️
For once wade actually wanted to know for certain that he wasn't legit crying
I ship it
16:43
NGL I've had gas which hurt my colon, then hurt my shaft, then hurt my colon again, on multiple occasions. Like, being dickicked is nothing compared to that pain, I almost dropped to the floor and I couldn't move at all when that shift happened. So I like ran to the bathroom, got inside and closed the door, then froze for about 30 long painful seconds, and then got to the toilet and did my business. Happened twice in one week about a month ago. Hasn't happened previously or since.
Also thanks for the laugh, guys. Today was 2020-ing me like crazy, really needed this.
Some of the things u guys say is just way to funny 🤣🤣🤣
I'VE GOT LIKE A SCROTUM BRAIN
@@PossumLover72303 I'm just now at that point doing a double take cuz I'm laughing so hard
This is the quality content I subscribe to Wade for.
not even a few seconds in:
JP: AaAaAaAaA
Gar: *slupy noises*
The slurpy noises were actually Wade, but you nailed the combination.
Omg you guys are too much lol. This was absolutely hysterical. Wade's videos always have the best parts in them. Wade, you need to give Dana a raise. She is awesome.
JP will cut out a bunch of the parts that he doesn't like about himself. He needs to realize that those weird, random ass things he says, that everyone makes fun of him for, are what we love about him. :)
I do that sh*t all the time myself lol. Don't be embarrassed JP. You are hilarious. ;)
" imagine taking an x-ray of Wade's brain and seeing how smooth it would be, then after that info from JP it gets 1 wrinkle"
Me: no one going to comment how he thinks you can see the brain with an xrays
16:06 Patrick screamed so hard he phased in and out of reality
Dana: "Someone save me"
"Do you ever have to poop so bad your balls hurt?"
That's something I expect Cheech and Chong to say.
THIS is what I watched before going to sleep. lol XD
These games of Uno is the greatest wonder of RUclips. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Had me laughing so hard milk almost came outta my nose lmfao.
0:43 - Gar with the smack down reality check on WadeSalt777
There’s dad jokes, then there’s JP jokes
UNO 125, Wade continues to lose his mind.
Hey man thanks for the vids I love them just started watching your channel bro ITS AMAZING btw
Hope everyone is doing great! Keep up the great work! 💕
16:51 And now you know how JP felt. From that one CAH video XD
(For those who don't get it.)
Jp said twerk it girl. Or something among those lines.
“I’ve got like a scrotum brain!”-Wade 2020
Me:wheeze!😂🤣wade what...the fuck!😂🤣
Also thanks I needed that laugh!😊
Wade good work you have such a wonderful Heart and best Salty bois on here as Well😊👍👌👋
"Ever need to shit so bad your balls hurt?" Lmfao Wade
Ma lordminnion great work on the video keep it up. I just subbed a week ago not because of mark or someone I subbed to all of them from you keep up the amazing videos
And here you will see the 4 salty bois meet in their natural habitat, alone they are normal human males, but when together they become instant buffoons. Lol I love you guys!
This episode is just complete chaos 😂
I laughed so hard. :P Thanks for that Wade and crew.
Say it Lord wade! Say it all!
Omg!!!!! Why!!! Why!!! Why!!!! You are just amazingly insane wade
You broke me there at the end
I'm totally turning this into a TikTok
So what im hearing is that, if Wade were to be eaten by a zombie, that zom would be giving and getting head at the same time.
JP... your amazing... but I facepalmed when you said that... I was not prepared this early in the video for the 10cent joke.
Love the video wade! Are you doing okay? Rollercoaster and Diapers?
I love Dana's comments XD
I like how the fact that those poor guy doesn’t know what the fuck drip 💧 is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“why are you this way” God damn if that isn’t mood
"Make this sentence a TicTac' - JPW03 2020
Oooh are we doing the 2016 Chili's bit again? I've missed it!
The end 😂😂😂
Laughing with a wish to poop never a good ideia
Love dem salty bois
13:43 I just sounds like Pat is done with this conversation
i swear these guys play every mobile game instead of Onmyouji and Arknights
the things Dana has to put up with.. I feel sorry for em. ALso I have no idea why but this episode in particular had me losing it, I was legit crying I was laughing so much. ( I was gonna say something else but Wade already did enough talking about needing to poop)
Hi Lordminion777 I Love Your Video Lordminion777 ❤❤❤❤
15:54 Do it. Click the numbers.
Jump in! The same card has been found,
I said jump in! Throw your cards on the ground,
I said jump in! Now you dance all around,
Because it’s fun! To play! U-UNO!
...Diapers and a roller coaster??? 🤨
Edit: Dana is crying for help in her edits. 😂😂😂
8th!!!! Hi wade i love ur videos and i hope your doing well.
Same I love his vids
Cult of wade members!
Improv lessons with JP
*When you love watching wade play uno but still waiting for chapter 3 of that horror map.*
👀
👉🏼👈🏼
*That gmod horror map with Jp is what I'm referring to.*
4:10, 4:26, 9:26, 14:15, 15:54, 16:40
When a pregnant woman swims, is she a human submarine?
No becuse the fetus is still submerged in liquid in the womb.
@@Random_Guy_20xx how do we know she isn't just an ineffective submarine :3?
@@ThEaWeSoMeNeSs11111 at best one could classify as a submersible instead. If that works for you.
2020 Wade; Scrotum brain.
Gosh quarantine is really doing it's thing isn't it XD
Yeah but $0.10 is also known for stealing information from the people who buy their products and on the computer games that they helped produce it literally was known for stealing a bunch of people's information from their computer and being able to access all of their files and folders
Welcome to a company based in China whose government has 100% access to any companies database.
Wait. Wade plays dokkan?! I MUST ADD HIM
Wade the guy I watch with 40 IQ
WHERE IS MY “HEY GUYS ITS WADE HERE”
*10:16*(jpw- last game for wadey's buthole lol
Plz for the love of god someone make a tiktok audio of the salty bois
I got banned from your twitch for saying... And I quote.... "When I touch my surgery hernia wounds, I think of you Wade." I do not approve of this 30 minute bann. I was giving you a compliment for making my day better.
Dana truly is a low effort editor
i'm crying
Hi wade love your vids
Wade is love. Wade is life.
Hey i know Mark is into warhammer(somewhat) is wade?
DOKKAN BATTLE?
What is this video coming to
Omg I’m dying Wade! 🤣
Plus did anyone else notice that Wade’s outro was a black screen?
Tik Tok being banned
moar uno please :)
If JP is talking and you repeatable mute the video you'll hear different words that don't sound friendly.
Wait... Does Wade actually play Dokkan Battle? I've been assuming he was saying it as a joke randomly.
9:35
Heyy hoomansss
Lmao!!😂
#SaltyBoischallenge
10:50
CAN YOU PLAY FNAF WORLD PLEASE
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RUclips is drùñk
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That intro 😑
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I think a great idea for a tiktok based off of JP's "hi" should be that followed by Pat's "I think we all just progressively like 'and?'", but I don't have a tiktok and even if I did, I'm still too lazy to do anything about it, so feel free to take that idea, anybody else, good luck!
Like when you just get a random "Hi" in your DMs
@@alexthetiger7806 yeah!
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