Комментарии •

  • @andrewsheiman8574
    @andrewsheiman8574 Год назад +1819

    I can't believe you pulled the cardmarket folks for this insanity. 10/10, subscribed

  • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
    @DankSlayer_Ornstien Год назад +1331

    "Machines, taking apart humans,fun."
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @ComDenox
      @ComDenox Год назад +29

      I thought it was "Machines taking apart humans' fun" but yours makes more sense I guess

    • @lordglitch4266
      @lordglitch4266 Год назад +1

      I wouldve gone for "Praetors are fucking bastards, cringe"

    • @jacej355
      @jacej355 Год назад +2

      That works to describe.

    • @coreyriegle1328
      @coreyriegle1328 Год назад +1

      Perfection

    • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
      @DankSlayer_Ornstien Год назад +1

      @@coreyriegle1328 All shall be one

  • @georgepappas7874
    @georgepappas7874 Год назад +1063

    There needs to be a 3 hour game theory breakdown of the final 5 minutes of this video. Absolutely intense high level magic on display.

    • @Kur0YT
      @Kur0YT Год назад +85

      Smh don’t they know the rules clearly state that they need to do a round of final jeapordy, ante cards, and then play a subgame to cast a free colossal dreadmaw. Honestly weird that the judge didn’t know this well known rule, doubting his credentials rn

  • @Chardvaargh
    @Chardvaargh Год назад +535

    This was beautiful. I love nothing more that jeopardy with people that don't understand biased opinions being answers. I don't know how you convinced CardMarket Magic to be in this video, but it was definitely the crossover that I needed. Next hopefully you can convince The Professor, Spice8rack, and Nizzahon to play. Then you will truly be the best MTG content creator

    • @victhefoxygamer_6180
      @victhefoxygamer_6180 Год назад +17

      Actually, Noah hates the Prof and the Game Knights. He could prolly get MTG Goldfish folk, like SafronOlive n stuff

    • @pikapika4208
      @pikapika4208 Год назад +8

      @@victhefoxygamer_6180 Does he actually hate Prof or was it just a joke for that one video?

    • @victhefoxygamer_6180
      @victhefoxygamer_6180 Год назад +14

      @@pikapika4208 Its one of his older vids, but to keep with the chanel lore

    • @PhoenicopterusR
      @PhoenicopterusR Год назад +6

      @@victhefoxygamer_6180 that seems like all the more reason to have him on.

    • @victhefoxygamer_6180
      @victhefoxygamer_6180 Год назад +2

      @@PhoenicopterusR but the LOOOOOOORRRRE!

  • @andresarancio6696
    @andresarancio6696 Год назад +321

    I guess the way to explain it to the judge would be like "Players cannot draw cards, and the three cards in the board are all the cards that are interacting. They can pass turn freely with no repercusions or change in game state. Do judge stuff"

  • @ryanquinn1257
    @ryanquinn1257 Год назад +214

    Judge: "they're not taking game actions? ... they can still go around in turn order drawing cards"
    Noah: "Oh no ... they're not drawing cards"
    Judge: "They're not drawing cards in this mode??"
    Noah: "No they answer Jeopardy questions, you get the card, and then you play it if that makes more sense"
    Judge: 🤨

    • @feha92
      @feha92 9 месяцев назад +7

      He forgot the whole "and they are all out of questions. In other modes they would have lost from running out of cards, but to attempt and draw they would need a question to answer" part.

  • @draconocor
    @draconocor Год назад +230

    My favorite part about this is probably Noah mistaking Thoralf and Jamin's voices for each other

  • @Release_the_Bees
    @Release_the_Bees Год назад +295

    You should make a Magic: the Gathering deck entirely out of yugioh cards.

    • @Astar24653
      @Astar24653 Год назад +9

      He made a video of that already

    • @Release_the_Bees
      @Release_the_Bees Год назад +7

      @@Astar24653 oh shit! Time to go look for that.

    • @liampbjray5562
      @liampbjray5562 5 месяцев назад +1

      that's what we in the buisness call a yugioh deck

    • @jemandanderes7075
      @jemandanderes7075 4 месяца назад

      I know I am late,but could you link it? ​@@Astar24653

  • @samuelhoffman4624
    @samuelhoffman4624 Год назад +161

    The real winner?
    Colossal Dreadmaw

  • @Tharkon
    @Tharkon Год назад +27

    6:28 Funny part is that after 5'6" (167.48cm) was already tried and incorrect. The same answer in metric 1.67m (5'5.748") was considered correct.

    • @PM-ut6sy
      @PM-ut6sy Год назад +3

      It’s because the metric system is superior 😉

  • @frosty980
    @frosty980 Год назад +91

    This was an incredible feat of mental and emotional endurance, truly one of the most exhilarating displays of competitive sportsmanship to be uploaded to RUclips.

  • @Ixidora
    @Ixidora Год назад +28

    So early, I'm so excited, hope this becomes a series you do? Keep up the fantastic work! You're awesome!

  • @spaceinvader4069
    @spaceinvader4069 Год назад +61

    If he had only watched Noah he would've known the old sloppy cheese read. It pays off to study the greats

  • @richbutnotfamous1158
    @richbutnotfamous1158 Год назад +185

    This is so much more fun than magic actually is. The applicability and possibilities are literally endless.. how about a wheel of fortune style game? Or mini-golf? Or even The Voice? It think you may have even convinced me to stop playing magic altogether and hone my powerpoint skills.

    • @gyrasolune5436
      @gyrasolune5436 Год назад +12

      i feel like magic the gathering cards wouldn't work very well as mini golf balls

    • @richbutnotfamous1158
      @richbutnotfamous1158 Год назад +18

      @@gyrasolune5436 probably but if anyone could find a way it'd be this guy.

    • @kqawiyy
      @kqawiyy Год назад +17

      Wheel of Fortune, but every time a player guesses a letter correctly everyone discards 7 cards and draws 7

    • @Jalae
      @Jalae Год назад +3

      anarchymtg

    • @feha92
      @feha92 9 месяцев назад

      Pretty sure every other game on this channel is wheel of fortune (and misfortune, if it is the bad wheel. Or the good wheel for that matter)

  • @AraikSarkisyan
    @AraikSarkisyan Год назад +45

    You made this Gameshow more genius than previous one!

  • @PrincePossum
    @PrincePossum Год назад +52

    I love you chief been here since the start and you just keep making even more baller content

  • @loxeggcheese
    @loxeggcheese Год назад +17

    Great format haha. Love the card market crew, looking forward to the next collab

  • @Astar24653
    @Astar24653 Год назад +37

    the game of magic needed more trap cards and wild colossal dreadmaws

  • @twimmy1581
    @twimmy1581 Год назад +4

    I don’t understand any of this but I love long form video of a bunch of friends having fun over something stupid that doesn’t even make sense, so thank you ily

  • @kazuu_44
    @kazuu_44 9 месяцев назад +3

    coming from watching some of the newer videos, I’m glad you kept up this kind of content and definitely improved by a lot haha

  • @GenCavox
    @GenCavox Год назад +15

    ITS THE CARDMARKET BOYS!! They're always great

  • @marcimarc203
    @marcimarc203 Год назад +3

    That was a lot of fun to watch.
    The other jeopardy video was a little bit more difficult for me because the people playing actually thought that there was some proper rulings going on but this was just good fun :)

  • @tylershannon9319
    @tylershannon9319 Год назад +8

    I think fish actually had a video that goes over the rule that would resolve the standoff at the end. It's the illicit auction/platinum angle interaction. If players can make choices, and continue to make the same choices, and that demonstrates a loop, then the first player to have made a choice cannot make the same choice again until there is a change in the board state. If they then don't cause a change in the board state the same is true for the next player. So on and so forth, until resolution. Basically, players would be forced to attack eventually.
    ... I think.

  • @heroj04
    @heroj04 Год назад +11

    This truly was one of the magic the gathering games of all time

  • @black7594
    @black7594 Год назад +15

    It's Colossal Dreadmawin' time

  • @supersalamanders1901
    @supersalamanders1901 Год назад +5

    This was amazing, would definitely like to see more of this kind of thing!

  • @JimFaindel
    @JimFaindel Год назад +1

    I can't believe the cardmarket folks pulled you for this insanity. 10/10, subscribed.

  • @dantallionmccrews3822
    @dantallionmccrews3822 Год назад +58

    Never stop torturing mtg youtubers

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 Год назад +2

      Magic the Noah should Collab with valefisk to inflict maximum emotional damage

  • @Frommerman
    @Frommerman Год назад +7

    As an unfortunate citizen of Occupied Southern Turtle Island (sometimes referred to as the United States) I gotta say not knowing US history is pretty based.

  • @jestmi2124
    @jestmi2124 Год назад +2

    this reminds me of valefisk's paradox quiz in the cursed levels, and format. finally a sequel we deserve

  • @TheTuneAce
    @TheTuneAce Год назад +1

    Take a drink every time Thoralf's name has a silent letter in it

  • @hiddenlevel5118
    @hiddenlevel5118 Год назад +1

    You really stand out amongst MTG creators and all I can say is keep doing you! This was a fun idea and cool video to watch. I will now proceed to figure out a way to buy the remaining Dreadmaw's in existence. Thank you for you the fully credited and legal financial advice.

  • @masque1659
    @masque1659 Год назад +1

    I think it’s awesome that this is the first magic game I’ve seen

  • @johnnickfanaccount3492
    @johnnickfanaccount3492 Год назад +1

    I haven't played magic since 2017 and this channel is hilarious

  • @Theblueblurrr
    @Theblueblurrr Год назад +1

    Dude Noah. Your videos are hilarious! I especially love you tormenting people over jeopardy. Also keep making troll decks it's too hilarious! Your videos show you don't need super pretty editing to make entertaining content.

  • @realname2883
    @realname2883 5 месяцев назад +2

    Just want to point out that "Henry" is clearly a last name, Fall Henry, Winter Henry, Spring Henry, and Summer Henry.

  • @tyukan2000
    @tyukan2000 Год назад +2

    I can't believe 3 experience MTG players misread Accursed Centaur (ps I legit thought you were gonna bamboozle us and have Cardmarket Yugioh as guests instead)

  • @joeboyd5997
    @joeboyd5997 Год назад +1

    "we seem to be in a stand off"
    "I would like to play Colossal Dreadmaw from outside of the game"

  • @brettsouthwell7874
    @brettsouthwell7874 Год назад +1

    This is the best thing you've ever made. Keep it up!

  • @marc0s158
    @marc0s158 Год назад +3

    I love this series! so hilarious and fun. keep it up!

  • @death-kyun
    @death-kyun Год назад +2

    this was unbearably entertaining, I loved the entire experience

  • @blufloorgoblin1256
    @blufloorgoblin1256 Год назад +2

    this man is valefisk, but *fast* and instead of videogames, he makes gameshowsand board games(to torture people with)

  • @inkysplaters9326
    @inkysplaters9326 Год назад +12

    For those that don't know who Lilliana is, she's known to be one of the most greatest Magic the Gathering pros and is infamous for winning by focusing on making her opponents rage, thereby increasing the chances of them to make mistakes and overthink. She mainly uses Mono-red and Mono-white swarm decks.

  • @antivalidisme5669
    @antivalidisme5669 Год назад +3

    That "Just like Arena" ftom Thoralf made my day. who said spectator mode a week after the worlds? I swear I will get your name!
    Really fun concept. Cheers!

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega Год назад +2

    I love that we have both Odin and Thor in this game.

  • @masonyoung1502
    @masonyoung1502 Год назад +2

    I get that people I other countries won’t know US history but 1895 was a terrible guess for the signing of the Declaration of Independence

  • @samsprague3158
    @samsprague3158 Год назад +6

    I feel like this was a weird dream I had. Great stuff 😂

  • @PureSolace
    @PureSolace Год назад +1

    What a great concept! I hope you do more of these!

  • @chillinnstuff7538
    @chillinnstuff7538 Год назад +3

    I hope this becomes a series

  • @zaviyargul
    @zaviyargul 2 месяца назад +1

    And little did he know this would be the start of it all

  • @shadowofseattle1338
    @shadowofseattle1338 Год назад

    Ok your blatant ask for subs and money has earned a sub! Here for that honesty!

  • @I_Am_Kas
    @I_Am_Kas Год назад +1

    The way you asked for me to subscribe and how you spoke to the judge as if it should make perfect sense was perfect.
    17/10 Colossal Dreadmaws. Subscribed.

  • @evanpuckettart
    @evanpuckettart Год назад +1

    This truly is the best magic the gathering RUclips channel

  • @ClassicsManWithAPlan
    @ClassicsManWithAPlan Год назад +1

    That was awesome. It was insane and ridiculous and more than I could have imagined for mtg jeopardy.

  • @theblakwarior
    @theblakwarior Год назад

    This video has really gatheringed my magic. Truly one of the one of the all time!

  • @danielconlin793
    @danielconlin793 Год назад

    I love these game shows I found your channel through the other gameshow you did and I love your sense of humor. I wish I wasn't a broke college student or I would definitely join but you always get my like and I stay subscribed. I'll hit that bell rq too lol

  • @Speratus254
    @Speratus254 Год назад +1

    Love the concept, love the execution. Great content.

  • @catfactsuk
    @catfactsuk Год назад +1

    I love the concept of this, so funny. Great video.

  • @heitortremor
    @heitortremor Год назад

    This is a great collab with some of my favorite MtG RUclipsrs

  • @ThiccBrungus
    @ThiccBrungus Год назад +4

    Imagine not knowing that the old sloppy cheese read rearranges to Sheoldred, the Apocalypse. Not even real magic fans

  • @shadowless2960
    @shadowless2960 Год назад +6

    Noone said Mabel only had 4 children, just that she had a child named Henry, fall, winter and spring

    • @JacoDeltaco
      @JacoDeltaco Год назад

      that made me ireasonably angry

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 Год назад +2

      "Mabel had four children, NO MORE"

    • @jewels3400
      @jewels3400 Год назад

      ​@@stevendemayo3631yeah, just like OP said

  • @petersimonetti4875
    @petersimonetti4875 Год назад +4

    Noah once again proving he’s the best MTG RUclipsr

  • @Solrex_the_Sun_King
    @Solrex_the_Sun_King Год назад +1

    No jeopardy, only board games with bullcrap rules.

  • @sil3nT.
    @sil3nT. 10 месяцев назад +1

    6:00 I would have challenged that one. Charmander is clearly the warmest starter pokemon.

  • @Vic_lee-pc3bt
    @Vic_lee-pc3bt Месяц назад +1

    The start of the game show mania

  • @Varler_
    @Varler_ Год назад +2

    The fact that you're asking Europeans US History trivia. LMAO!!!

  • @Tharkon
    @Tharkon Год назад +1

    Leaders of first 2 gyms in Kanto would technically be Giovanni and Brock, but Giovanni isn't home so the gym gets skipped.

  • @x-_Cl0udyyy_-x
    @x-_Cl0udyyy_-x Год назад +1

    I just saw this in my recommended and- Liliana is my name LMAO

  • @daniel-lh6uz
    @daniel-lh6uz Год назад

    Yep this video is the reason I'm subscribing, the Fever dream has escaped its containment and may now infect the youtubes

  • @DopeyDopes
    @DopeyDopes Год назад +3

    3-man Alchemy is getting out of hand!

  • @jasona1000
    @jasona1000 Год назад +2

    Liliana is 7 foot 2 inches tall. She plays basketball with her zombie horde and is a big fan of the Harlem Globetrotters.

  • @HaydenFPlaysVODS
    @HaydenFPlaysVODS 2 месяца назад +2

    well actually the US declared war in 1812 but the fighting and major battles could not begin until 1814 because the french were once again losing a war to the british because the french lose everything

  • @wallyfarflinger
    @wallyfarflinger Год назад

    Such a fun gameshow! Also, your request for a sub was succesful; I thought I already had, but now I truly have!

  • @AgaresOaks
    @AgaresOaks Год назад +2

    You can get the situation at the end in a real game if someone has Shared Fate out and everyone's burned through all their cards. With SF, players no longer draw cards, so no one can lose from decking. If there's a standoff, I believe it's a draw, since it's not actually a loop and can't be considered slow play.

  • @Hiken96
    @Hiken96 Год назад

    You're my new favorite MTG channel ggwp

  • @anbuagent12
    @anbuagent12 Год назад

    The "I'm a college student, I need money. Subscribe" worked. Well done

  • @segurojames
    @segurojames Год назад +2

    Well I gotta admit I didn't click the dislike button this time. Good job sir

  • @Lunaraia
    @Lunaraia Год назад

    The trivia question makes perfect sense, it is just missing a comma after nomore.

  • @jasonlu9562
    @jasonlu9562 Год назад +1

    This should be like an actual game,quiz game+rogue like+commander, sell it on steam and stonk

  • @slimek20
    @slimek20 Год назад

    "Do you need a name or will a rough description be enough?"
    Ah, i see, someone wants to play in a post-Borborygmos era

  • @ComDenox
    @ComDenox Год назад +7

    Loved it. The game is very funny, and the guests are a blast.

  • @a_angry_bunny
    @a_angry_bunny Год назад +1

    "Actually in magic the guy who has done the most damage wins"

  • @JohnThicc911
    @JohnThicc911 Год назад

    This is the content I’ve been waiting for😂

  • @SatanasExMachina
    @SatanasExMachina Год назад +1

    I'm the unofficially official champion of this game show. John Wilkes Booth for the win behbeh.

  • @rynnziolkowski4642
    @rynnziolkowski4642 Год назад

    Fun fact Noah takes 1 damage the correct answer to a deck of playing cards question is actually 55 a generic brand insert card and two jokers are always included

  • @KuroroSama42
    @KuroroSama42 Год назад

    22:00 I think you should have had the deadlock breaker be "If all 3 players pass, then the next player must attack, unless they were previously forced to attack more often than an opponent". That means a player in an advantageous situation can't just be ganged up on (after being forced to attack).
    So at 18:30, Thoralf would have to attack as the first to have passed. It loops around for another deadlock, but this time Thoralf was already forced to attack, so Carl must attack.
    It seems more "fair", since Thoralf had an big board advantage and the only way he loses is if he has to attack first AND both opponents team up on him.

  • @ryangainey94
    @ryangainey94 Год назад

    More accurate: "Machines remake everything like them". Ajani and Nissa and various forms of wildlife and such are definitely not human...

  • @Muhahahahaz
    @Muhahahahaz Год назад +1

    Just so you know, it’s called “Mana Value” now (since before you made this video) 🧐

  • @g_hoenig
    @g_hoenig Год назад +882

    Fun fact: At the time of this comment, nobody in the comments section has watched the whole video.

  • @Uzotrups
    @Uzotrups Год назад

    That was the most watchable commander game I've ever seen

  • @noshame2389
    @noshame2389 8 месяцев назад +1

    yeah, youre about what I imagined when I think of the name noah

  • @michaelwallace4760
    @michaelwallace4760 Год назад

    Alternative ending, Noah presses random card on gatherer and pawns the cards off with backup questions until someone wins.

  • @KatieFrog217
    @KatieFrog217 Год назад

    My response to the question of "What Yugioh card is banned" and I answered Soul Release and I feel that shows how long its been since I played Yugioh xD
    Good to see that Pot of Greed is still banned though.

  • @sweetboygreeny3855
    @sweetboygreeny3855 Год назад

    it was amazing. I think it would have been more thrilling if there were more cards to win or the life total was smaller, so any card would have a better impact or playing combos would be amazing. Though i gotta admit the standoff at the end was hilarious

  • @juliasim2097
    @juliasim2097 3 месяца назад +2

    Huh... Jamin isnt bald back then. Intresting

  • @sunniestpluto
    @sunniestpluto Год назад

    I have no idea what I am watching but its entertaining.

  • @rafaelrust3561
    @rafaelrust3561 Год назад

    the answer to "who killed Abraham Lincoln?" should've been Rakdos The showstopper because got shot in a theater

  • @Benhaerwoons
    @Benhaerwoons Год назад

    Im glad we got the judge ruling on that

  • @jotana_ch
    @jotana_ch Год назад +2

    I was sure I was wrong, but now that I know 2 people here are german. Are the blue backgrounds on your profilepictures the seats of a DB train? Looks exactly like it.

  • @QmanStrider57
    @QmanStrider57 Год назад

    I would love to see more of you and card market