@@NotFuture that was very very very obviously the very real technoblade what are you talking about. But fr tho, it's hard to notice, but dra-GOON coming from techno's vids with his goons
"I will run like the wolf, I will soar like the eagle, I will swim like the confused giraffe, finally! I have wo- it's thursday, they haven't fixed it" -Dragoon 2021
Wake up, Dragoon. You’ve been in a coma since the incident of 1999, and we’ve been trying to wake you up ever since. This “copypasta” is the only way the doctor said we could communicate to you. Come home we love you, Dragoon.
I think i saw this on the Hypixel SkyBlock Wiki Discord server mentioned somewhere. But the reason for the 500 speed limit is in how Hypixel modifies the player speed. Hypixel modifies the players speed attribute which has a max value of 500. The only way to circumvent that is with using the effect instead of that attribute or both (use the attribute to 500 and then add a speed effect for the additional boost)
if you equip the builders wand hold it next to the blocks you counted, it shows how many blocks you need. (easier way) i commented this because you said you wanted the easier way
funniest thing about this is that i had a beacon with speed placed before beacons wree changes, and it appears to be multiplicitive to all other speed i have... i run at like 1k+ speed its so funny
I think the black cat pet actually works. I remember hearing in a Technoblade video that the original speed cap was 400%, but I don’t know if this was changed.
if you equip the obsidian chestplate first and then switch your gear set to young dragon armor or other armor giving move speed it sometimes wont get rid of the movespeed you get from obsidian even if you remove the obsidian from your inventory afterward and it will stack it with the new set.
Holy fucking shit. The feeling. The emotion. TimeDeo truly has perfected the craft of acting. Truly a scene meant to be on the big screens
TimeDeo was in this video? I only saw technoblade :/
"Removed means 500 if you translate from english to bullshit."
-Dragoon
YEES
@Rafael Livesey-Howe exactly, hes a genius
No way!!? He actually said that, sorry I don't have functional eyes and ears so I couldn't see
@@aca__ 5:30
@UCLAcMmqqitakgxvABTGVaJA yeah I was sarcastic
TimeDeo should an Oscar for that amazing performance
True he should an oscar
Yes he should the oscar
Timedeo will an Oscar now
Oh Yes the Oscar finally Been should time deo
I wish I should and Oscar 😔
The thing is thanks to timedeo he actually reached techno
That wasn't the real technoblade, why do you think he didn't show his name tag?
He didnt show the nametag so it might not have been him and it sounded like he edited the voice in
@@IdkNames3980 maybe, he might have took parts out of his stream tho.
He edited In that voice man lol
@@NotFuture that was very very very obviously the very real technoblade what are you talking about.
But fr tho, it's hard to notice, but dra-GOON coming from techno's vids with his goons
"Hi Im Technoblade and I hate orphans"
- TimeD- I MEAN Technoblade
.
5:29 I just exhaled the milk I was drinking
500 (feminine).exe
funniest meme ever
Rip XD
Rest in peace Techno
We will remember you.
Godspeed.
Techno blade never dies he is still in our hearts😭😭😭😭
God speed techno
Techoblade turned into a pork chop 😋 🤤
@@hudsonvincent5882 not f***ing funny
How quick can you speedrun the Vatican with speed 1000
WE MUST KNOW THE TRUTH
1 minute and 13 seconds with a tiger chasing u and stealing the popes hat. #
If you don’t get banned or irl hacks
23.759.45 sec
@@GonRogue r/theydidthemonstermath
Admins: We're going to fix the speed cap
Dragoon: Really?
Admins: In 3-5 buisness days
No not the wizard tower
Nah man I don’t wanna wait 500 years to get it fixed
3-5 business days on that planet named with 13 Letters and 5 Numbers
THEY DO NOT HAVE BUSINESS DAYS THEY JUST GET PAID FOR SAING WELL FIX IT
@@Last_expert ikr by that time i can already defeat technoblade
the problem with being faster than light
is that you always live in darkness.
Can't you just stand still?
MY BRAIN!!!
You can just go get a dog boom instant happiness
Then you can be fastnt
i like that meme with sonic but scuffed
When you click on the video so fast that you see in the future
Lol lets see how many subs i can get from this comment
@@omeowing4913 stfu
@@omeowing4913 none
Report him for spam
@@omeowing4913 0
POV: You are trying to find Techno's reply.
How?!
Finally the best sequel ever made.
Can't belive you actually got him in the video.
We don't know that for sure
@@Marlin123 eh he probably didn't cuz he didn't show nametag
69 likes no one press it
@Broisbad 69
@BroisbadYou didnt hear that was edited? I thought it was obvious to everyone.
Now that Technoblades in the video, I can finally sleep
I’m pretty sure it’s different audio clips put together
ayo no shit
@@goatstrid no sh*t
@@Kanna_Kizuchi ok snowflake
@@Kanna_Kizuchi wow thanks for blurring it out my eyes just cant see the full word of shit
" I will swim like the confused giraffe"
- Dragoon 2021
Your videos have left me with nothing but confusion. You are thanked.
When you wake up and dragoon uploads
Fr
Lol
When you dont sleep and dragoon uploads and your mom goes in the room
yeah lol
Daragoon just wanted to say that your vids are always surprisingly different but always fun
admins: we fix speed cap!
dragoon: finally
admins: in 3-5 business days
dragoon: FU-
When I saw this, I clicked faster than the flash on the thumbnail
I didn't even have time to read the thumb nail
Same but i didn't even look at anything but the name if the creator
i clicked faster than the light itself.
The song is called becoming insane by infected mushroom
"Get Back Here Dragoon".
-Technoblade
the thumbnail is what techno did but with a different face
I had to look up techno’s video to make sure I wasn’t seeing things lmao
6:45 there is actually a easier way, go to the beginning check the cords go to the end check the cords count the difference boom there u have it
the translation part got me.
Speed really fills you with determination...
He will change the world. I’ve read enough Jojo to know where this is going
jesus christ the google translate joke had me dying
5:30 is the best part lol
I dropped all I was doing to watch this, it better be good.
I was about to go to sleep. Oh well
"I will run like the wolf, I will soar like the eagle, I will swim like the confused giraffe, finally! I have wo- it's thursday, they haven't fixed it"
-Dragoon 2021
"Removed means 500 if you translate from english to bullshit."
MudManSon
February 2008 - April 2021
Died of laughter
5:29 Funniest Thing I’ve Seen This Week!
Me when dragoon uploads: 🙂
Me after the vid: 🙃
ah yes
LMAO HE SAID HE DID NOT GET TECHNO, "dragoooon hahahaha" - techno
Teachnoblade and Timedeo collab means 10 million subscribers
cool vid ryan's toy review
Wake up, Dragoon. You’ve been in a coma since the incident of 1999, and we’ve been trying to wake you up ever since. This “copypasta” is the only way the doctor said we could communicate to you. Come home we love you, Dragoon.
8:14 the Undertale reference fills you with DETERMINATION
I love how the other word in the "bullshit " language is an italian word
dragoon: if 1000 speed cant be any faster, nothing can.
dragoon 15 seconds later: but thats not gonna stop me
I miss him
Every one does 🕊🕊🕊
I haven't even watched the video yet but I know it will be good because it's about the race.
5:30 IM DYING LMFAO
now if only we could message a physics admin to raise the speed of light
God watching this video now
"I'm Technoblade and I hate orphans"
-TimeDeo
No wonder it took so long to upload
His last upload was week ago
Yeah that’s kind of a long time usually he uploads every 2 to 3 days sometimes later and this is an example
8:10
Me: **Hears determination**
Me: UNDERTALE REFRENCE INCOMING
Me: **Is correct**
Me staying up until 4 just to fight Dante in korea:
Bro i love this dude every his video makes me ask myself is quiche a food or mistake of humanity
Are you sure you remembered to uncap your power so you could exceed the pitiful 500 speed?
I think i saw this on the Hypixel SkyBlock Wiki Discord server mentioned somewhere. But the reason for the 500 speed limit is in how Hypixel modifies the player speed. Hypixel modifies the players speed attribute which has a max value of 500. The only way to circumvent that is with using the effect instead of that attribute or both (use the attribute to 500 and then add a speed effect for the additional boost)
hes so fast but yet his viewers are 2parralel universe ahead of him
RIP Techno
Techno :cc
This man got fake technoblade and real time deo. Whats next?
How long did it take to splice that audio lmao
sleeping thru dante was so real
But when he:
Then weee: Omg fast
Then be like me 100 speed and he 1000 😱😱
omg techno said dragoon
Day 11 of asking Dragoon to play Bob's RPG by bobulator on Roblox.
HA, he thinks that being fast will save him from us!
@@bobsrpg7891 Not even technoblade could escape us, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHHAH
Although, in all seriousness, he should give in.
I WILL SWIM LIKE THE CONFUSED GIRAFFE
Day 100 of stealing techno video ideas
Maybe that is the hardcoded speed limit on the server software Hypixel is using (remember Hypixel's server are running on version 1.7.10)
so how fast do you want to go?
Dragoon: yes
Thumbnail response:
Good job, looks pretty good
And it takes way too much to have Techno talk to you, congratulations, you did the impossible pretty much
“Burger with no bread? That’s no *Bun*.”
“ALL CORNERS OF THE GLOBE” huh, since when did a globe have corners
i speek bull**** dragoon has frinds = yes
lol
That TimeDeo cameo was legendary
I just had a smart kiddo move...
Dragoon can just become an admin and then there won't be any speed limit...
That sure is a smart kiddo move.
11:35 I WILL SWIM LIKE THE CONFUSED GIRAFFE
Removed=500 in BullShit...
I almost fell off my chair i love you.
“I will swim like a giraffe”
WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN WONT THE GIRAFFE JUST DROWN
He can speedrun skyblock but he can’t speedrun speedrunning speedrunning a speedrun of a speedrun.
MysteryOre uploaded.
That beating mincraft the way mojang intended it guy
if you equip the builders wand hold it next to the blocks you counted, it shows how many blocks you need. (easier way) i commented this because you said you wanted the easier way
Dragoon do be doing big brain time and he might actually be smart ono
funniest thing about this is that i had a beacon with speed placed before beacons wree changes, and it appears to be multiplicitive to all other speed i have... i run at like 1k+ speed its so funny
greatest skyblock crossover ever.
5:31 gets me everytime haha
5:30 that deserves a sub👏👏👏 very noice
Techno blade : speed
Dragoon : I agree
RIP Techno 😢😢😢😢
For the 100 block sprint, you should jump onto the starting pressure plate for a slight increase in distance at the start.
i still dont know if techno was apart or if it was edits
he shouted dragoon at the end so i think it was real
@@voidless8652 I'm pretty sure it was dra and goon edited together
@@voidless8652 yeah he was laughing at the end and not the beginning
I DONT THINK THAT THAT IS TECHNO...
BECAUSE I AM TECHNO
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN
A wise hedge hog once said
The problem of being faster than light
Is that you have to live in darkness
holy shit the 2 armed Texans are coming for us with a tank
who in this video is texan?
I think the black cat pet actually works. I remember hearing in a Technoblade video that the original speed cap was 400%, but I don’t know if this was changed.
This guy really deserves more subs and popularity he is hilarious
Damn this man is breaking the hypixel sound barrier
"We'll try to fix it on monday"
...classic
Dude ur like my fave yt sournale u have like the same type of comedy almost and I love it
Cmon dude all u have to do is ask an American Dad to carry u while he is going to get gas when prices dropped.
if you equip the obsidian chestplate first and then switch your gear set to young dragon armor or other armor giving move speed it sometimes wont get rid of the movespeed you get from obsidian even if you remove the obsidian from your inventory afterward and it will stack it with the new set.
Dragoon name your spawn Amongus and call them Gus
I WILL SWIM LIKE THE CONFUSED GIRRAFE - dragoon