Long Haired Businessmen with J.K. Simmons
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- The big meeting is finally here and Mr. Torrance (J.K. Simmons) proves he is the king of long haired businessmen.
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Starring - J.K. Simmons, Ben Wietmarschen, George Kareman, Pat O'Brien
Written & Directed by - Ben Wietmarchen, George Kareman, Pat O'Brien
Director of Photography - Matt Sweeney
Post Producer - Alex Parks
Editor - George Kareman
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J.k Simmons with hair is something i never know i wanted
Puncherjoe1 cough spiderman franchise cough
Jamie Cant Actual hair
Puncherjoe1 ah I didn’t know you meant his natural flowing hair apologies
I hereby demand more.
Puncherjoe1 he’s one of the greatest actors in everything he does.
"Every traffic accident I have ever been in, my fault. I'm not a victim."
I was the one who knocked.
tchrisou812 that’s a power move
@@xiomarahdickison4890 lol
I'm amazed at the restraint of not playing with the hair or flipping or tossing it around.
Great video. I like how it maximizes the bottom line, while efficiently maintaining an effective and robust profile.
and just to sort of piggy back on your comment, I also like how it maximizes the bottom line.
@@AndySalinger33 And it's weird because the bottom line seems to be at the forefront but not getting in the way of that maximization the video is capitalizing on. Or at least it seems that way to me...
@@LealconProduction I'm glad we've got you looped in on this.
@@AndySalinger33 Definitely happy to circle back from the previous meetings on these key discussions. Many important subjects here.
Yeah, I've been bullish on this video for a long time. You can tell that the cultivation of synergy there has really impacted their overhead. I'm going to bring everyone together on this, put our heads together, and I think we'll see a lot of momentum.
“Just to piggy back off what he just said”
If I hear that at the office one more time, I’m going to choke a ninja out.
Metaphorically speaking
@@justinswehla3793I’ll take 100 piggy backs to dissolve one “double click on that” any day
"Exactly. What is there to build now? It seems like things are built." BRB. Dying...
"Those are some high-waisted bad boy's aren't they...?" lmfao
boys*
"That's not what we're about: to sit on chairs without pants." Haha. So good.
Ccreepy, awkward, bursting at the seams with cliches, ...completely hysterical.
This was hilarious, because it perfectly represents the language spoken in the corporate environment, and I fucking hated it. Thank God I left that shitty field years ago.
Al H. Can we put that comment on the back burner for now?
matt7551981 Just to loop you in and pick you back on what you were saying I wanted to say the same thing.
Al H. Maybe we should just take this offline and discuss?
matt7551981 actually I'd prefer if you just, in and out
piggyback*
Exactly the corporate world. You mimic everything the boss says. Especially in an interview. It’s so pathetic and painful. And sad.
The whole "just following orders" part of fascism has translated well in the capitalist model
and a little bit of casual sexual harrassment for good measure
J.K. Simmons looks like a White Walker.
Or Gandalf
Or Iggy Pop
Lucius Malfoy
Sephiroth Fletcher, CEO.
I've been bullish on this video for a long time. You can tell that the cultivation of synergy there has really impacted their overhead. I'm going to bring everyone in on this, including Jenkins, put our heads together, and I think we'll see a lot of momentum.
Some of the lingo used it totally used in corporate America. I hear it everyday at work.
The lingo is cringe and try hardy
Yep, "at the end of the day" that's the most common.
going forward
@Mendoza Family Just to loop you in , I hear it too.
Circle back, get everyone looped in
My dad is literally all these men.
He makes people take off their pants and model their underwear?
Hazard Shrimp I like her dad
ur dad is schizophrenic den
this is my favorite comment on youtube
@@jeffistheman12 No, he makes himself take of his own pants and shows himself them
How the fuck do you get through a scene like this without the whole crew cracking up from just the improv alone. Genuinely brilliant.
"Now that's a power move"
what just happened I got lost in all of it.
My fault lol
My father has owned and ran companies from small to international conglomerates since I was a baby. He would always take me to work with him when I was little and I later worked for him; this dialogue brings back sooo many memories 🤣🤣
What just happened
Dazz well... dude took his pants off in a buisness meeting... and that guy from farmers insurance has long hair all of a sudden... an acter who hasent had hair for the last twenty years, might i add.
Ohhh... the plot thickens
It's called post-narrative comedy, where the comedy is derived from the incongruous interaction between characters and not by the development of a plot. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE was a great example of it.
they blew to Torrence meeting deal
i started screaming this
"It's ubiquitous!" omg hahahah
We know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two.
Nine months and not a single BUM BADUM BUM BUMBUM BUM
i just had to circle back
Not to piggy back but I thought it was a power move too,
tony montana just to piggy back on what you said I wanted to let you know I agree completely that it was an awesome power move 🤔
😂😂
"high-waisted bad boys" lmao
“It’s ubiquitous”. An absolute corporate buzzword used by people who have no idea what it means but it sounds good! LOL
They act so casual. Too casual.....
Right, every business meeting ive been too, there have been the standard formal pile of coke, and hookers. This wasnt formal at all.
I couldn’t laugh because it all felt too accurate 😫
same here
This was weirdly unsettling. Much like a long haired businessman
Austin Cook--where as dreadlocked businessmen just implies a well run marijuana dispensary.
Bookmarked so i can watch it every time i feel i've become a corporate idiot.
ugh, this is too realistic... it hurts...
I see J.K. Simmons and it's an instant like
I know this series has had mixed reactions, but I really like it. I hope they keep making them.
dreaminginnoother same here. I can't get enough of this.
It is bizarre. I am caused to remember a production meeting where a guy crossed the line and began talking about the great dump he had had that morning. He was never seen again.
I swear, until 2:18 I was like "I swear, I've had this EXACT fucking meeting several times before" - like that shit was on fucking point, man.
Upper-Mid'ish level white business/client meeting, exactly fucking like that.
Not to piggy back on what you just said but great video
"Just one size smaller. Just one."
Omg this is Torrance... I'm piecing the story together despite the monotonous conversation
I really, really wanted to see that beautiful parking lot. Such a let down...
Just a brief walk around the chair with the pants at the ankles.
I don't know how to feel here. I am a long haired business man. I like this.
This is very intelligent and subtle writing. Regardless, *I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!*
Just thought I'd reach out let you know I'd like to see more of these, moving forward.
Please to god keep them coming. I don't know why I like them but I for some other earthly reason they are so funny to me
The redhead looks like Gillian Anderson on the x files
We're sure he'll take that as a compliment.
"Why are we building? We should be tearing down to make room for more beautiful parking structures"
We need some more of these ASAP please!
"We just need to keep putting one foot in front of the other!"
His full name is Cave Johnson.
I hope everyone washed their hands and hair after this meeting
I couldn't do this with a straight face, lol
this is genius
I never even seen construction as a kid
😂😂
Such a high speed, low drag show
It's the Torrance Group account!
This is brilliant
I’m gonna have to circle back and see some more of these
in and out there's no loitering BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
JK The White.
JK would make an excellent wizard.
Wow, i mean just wow. That has got to be some of the most cutting-edge writing in a comedy bit that ive ever stumbled upon. HILARIOUS lol
He looks like iron maden's drummer
C Molles Yeah Niko!!
Ben Wietmarchen, George Kareman and Pat O'Brien are geniuses
It’s scary that they are using common workplace banter as satire
Its finally back! And J.K Simmons!?
This is brilliant.
"Tempus fugit" lol
*FINAL BOSS*
Oye, they got me at "parking structure".
I dont know how J.K. Simmons managed to keep a straight face dressed like an anime school girl through this entire sketch.
God, this is too fucking real.
Is that Tanner?
"That folder is your responsibility!!!!!!"
J.K. Simmons looks like an elderly Billy Mitchell.
He knows a thing or 2 because he seen a thing or 2.
Brilliant awesome absurdist! Hey look guy's no commas!!
This is 1000% brilliant comedy..! They are business men and they all have long hair. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 It's funny on so many levels. Who would think of this?
Why do I now have the urge to by a pair of dockers?
Last part of goodbyes, man that killed!
kyle kevin?
Too relatable
That's enough internet for today.....
Way to take control of that sale!
He looks like an older more intense Sephiroth
Comes from the vending machine world, made him tough.
captindo underated masterpiece.
O hi mark
kasra khatir first thoughts
kasra khatir Lmao I thought the same thing
How's your sex life
why is this genius?
I personally would welcome hippie overlords instead of the warmongers we have now
Are you writing from Afghanistan?
Congo?
nope the good old u. s. of (let's impose ourselves on everybody else in the world for profit) a.
like a rock Legendary. Fuck the warmongering people, and most of them live here in the U.S.
So you want non profit businessmen?
Absolutely not. Just not obscene profit at the expense of the rest of humanity.
‘On the Platform’
This was hilarious!!
Just give me a quick 180 there :D
That is some business practices.
We need now more than ever to maintain dialogue
This gives me workaholics vibes lmaoo
They look like every villain in all anime.
Many companies just do that, meetings, big talks, and no deliverables.
dude this idea is so fucking funny. omg
You shall not pass!...through the portal to an alternate world!
WHAT...THE...FUCK!?!?!? LMFAO!!!!! I realize that J.K. Simmons has been in a lot of big movies in recent years, but I can't help but picture him as the psycho Aryan brotherhood leader Verne Shillinger from Oz, lol. Especially in this fucking skit where he forces another man to drop trou and prance around the office in his fucking briefs because there was more than a little Shillinger in that skit imo.
Pure gold 👌👌👌
Just found out about this over weekend. Corporate language is so mundane, JK plays in this role perfectly
I wonder if this is all improv. Really funny.
"I went to college"
I trust these guys and they need to start a band