+sprinkleLPs Ikr! He lives up to his name CaptainSparklez because he's swearing like a sailor! Ah, why doesn't he do it more often, he's funnier dat way!
"You are no longer Pvping, you are Pvpooping." "and you will cry, and i will NO PINK CANDY DONT DO IT" "I mean, whenever i talk about the Iphone 6s, people always think i am talking about the Iphone's Success ... Damnit. I was recording this is the squeaky voice." -Jardon, the fool, 2015
He always curses in the videos he does with Max and Z etc because those games aren't aimed towards younger children! So he probably doesn't have as much of a problem with it but because a lot more younger people will be watching his minecraft videos (I can imagine), he tries to keep it as child friendly as possible That's just an assumption
"Us humans are so poorly adaptive to doing anything other than thinking and some of us aren't even well adaptive to do that" - Captainsparklez 2015. LOL
I like how he relies on his wolf so much, and when his wolf is gone, he loses fights and rages. Remember in mianite season 1 when Tucker offered pvp advice? Take his advice, learn to strafe attack and circle around your opponent instead of running in straight lines at them.
+Ruben van het Ende It is to religic ppl.Cuz you shouldn't take God's name in any bad meaning.Also I ques Islamic ppl are ofended cuz he eats pig meat?Or they in MC
"Us humans are so poorly adapted to doing anything other than thinking, and some of us aren't even well adapted to do that, let's be honest." My new favorite quote
Jardon- "I have full health but that does not mean I will back down from a fight!" Me- Jardon, you're gonna die... Jardon- "WHACHAAA WACHAA!" Me- Jardon, you fool. You're gonna die.. Jardon- *gets beat and dies*
"And wait for peeps to come by... and say hi... and maybe die... But you ask why?... Well, I have this guy... and he will try... to make you die... with his thigh... He'll crush you and you'll cry... because you'll be like, 'Oh me, oh my... that hurt in my eye...' And I'll be like - NO PINK CANDY"- CaptainSparklez (rip in peace)
This was the most hilarious video of sparklyplants of all time! And the censors made it extra funny as well xD this is going into my favourites wheeeeee
CaptainSparklez: Ah..i don't really know where to find anyway there are 15 people left but none of them are were ever here so i should just stay in the center... and wait for peeps to come by, and say hi, and maybe die. But you ask why? Well, i have this guy, and he will try, to make you die, with his thigh. He'll crush you and you'll cry, because you'll be like "oh me oh my!" that hurt in my eye!" and i'll be like "NOPE PINK CANDY!!"
My Hungry Games in a nutshell: 1.Get some light gear 2.Kill some people who have no gear 3.Sneak attack a guy with good gear and kill him 4.Search for players to kill 5.Get hit by a wooden axe a million times and die
Athena is the greek goddess of wisdom, courage, inspiration, civilization, law, justice, mathematics, strength, war strategy, the arts, crafts, and skill
Between the swearing and the chipmunk voice, I can't breathe for laughing! The only thing I would have loved more was if you had sworn WHILE using the chipmunk voice. xD More please!
CaptainSparklez, the other day Waglington made a vid where he read one of the fanfics written by Mianite fans. It was so graphic he had to skip some parts. It was funny though.
But always remember, every defeat of yourself means a win for another person and therefore also happines, even if you are not the one to enjoy it - for the moment :)
+Gibstack With The J It absolutely WAS lag, there is no way it couldn't have been. It's very obvious that his game froze for a split second as he was jumping to the second block.
Jordan swearing like a sailor again. Love it :3
+sprinkleLPs it's the best part of the video :D
Yeah lol
He is a captain, thats why he swears like a sailor.
+sprinkleLPs Ikr! He lives up to his name CaptainSparklez because he's swearing like a sailor! Ah, why doesn't he do it more often, he's funnier dat way!
+Norma Parker Alot of children watch him?
I wouldn't mind a Hunger Games montage every other week. I love watching you rage
Wht a original name
Dickhead
How the actual FUCK do you get so many likes on EVERY video?
The guy with the face u takin to me
+Berto Clips What* an*
"You are no longer Pvping, you are Pvpooping."
"and you will cry, and i will NO PINK CANDY DONT DO IT"
"I mean, whenever i talk about the Iphone 6s, people always think i am talking about the Iphone's Success
... Damnit. I was recording this is the squeaky voice."
-Jardon, the fool, 2015
I loled
6:10 "just murdered a Greek God"
Me: a Goddess Jardon
"Greek Goddess whichever wordage you prefer"
Me: 0-0
Agreed, kinda bugged me that he called her a dude. Made me face palm just a teeenny tiny bit Jardan
He meant like Jordan "answering" him on his statement
It's funny because that was wonder woman
lol
+Fletcher Bullock no it wasnt....
"Us human are so poorly adapted to do anything other than thinking; some of us aren't even well adapted to do that, lets be honest."- Jordan 2015
Love it when i see a CaptainSparklez Hunger Games! These are so entertaining hope everyone has a lovely day :)
+JustJosh Especially with these Fails they are so funny xD
+JustJosh This time he sweard less than in previous episdoe.
+Ādams Vizulis Swore*
He should have posted the entire game with the high pitch voice I am dying.
"And I'll be like - NO PINK!"
- Jardon 2015
It was " And I'll be like- NO PINK CANDY!" But you just made me laugh again👏🏻
It was " And I'll be like- NO PINK CANDY!" But you just made me laugh again👏🏻
Remember "Outplayed" lol XD
Oh yes
Hahaha
lol ya
Yeeees
He doesn't have skills, literally all he did was run around the starting area several times, stop, then hit Jordan into the lava.
i love how he blames all of his fails on a pay to win wolf xD
+Devnear | Funny Minecraft Tutorials + Gameplay! they actually nerfed the wolf into oblivion, it used to be really good, now it does that.
still he blames his bad pvp on an add on
when I used to use wolf kit it wasn't that good cus its 100% useless so I changed my kit to brawler which Is alooot better than wolf kit
+stavro jacob bruh who are you trying to fool?
ZaTTTel I am not to . have you ever tried wolf kit ? Not that of a good kit brawler is better
7:22 Welcome back to another episode of Hunger Games with Guard Tom!
The anger at wolfy is real xD
It was my favorite part. WOLFY WHAT R U DOIN U STUPID #############
"he's no longer PvP'ing...he's PVPooping!"
aah, what a glorious fail of a joke. i love it. do more
I beg that you release the explicit versions of these and put an age thing on it
Cause 8 year olds never lie and say they're 23 years old lol
well that's their problem then not ours ;)
What's even the point? There are tons of youtubers that cuss. Jordan doesn't really. It's how it goes
+supermackattack10 he's said shit before. and other curse words.
He always curses in the videos he does with Max and Z etc because those games aren't aimed towards younger children! So he probably doesn't have as much of a problem with it but because a lot more younger people will be watching his minecraft videos (I can imagine), he tries to keep it as child friendly as possible
That's just an assumption
Never trust the wolf, most people learn that the hard way.
Even Axeman is better
#PvpPooping
did anyone else see that minecraft cheerios commercial and think "what the fuck is this shit"
No but I want to now
Same what i find interesting is that they mine wood with a pickaxe...
Where?
yup I saw it and exactly my reaction xD
+Perry Lim wow... what scrubs lol
i would love to see the uncensored version tbh
Love your image
Deathly hallows
+Henry Webster thank you! :)
+CJThePlayer X das right!
4:46 That is the most true statement I've ever heard on the internet
"Us humans are so poorly adaptive to doing anything other than thinking and some of us aren't even well adaptive to do that" - Captainsparklez 2015. LOL
+aboxodi I READ THIS WHILE HE SAID THAT
I like how he relies on his wolf so much, and when his wolf is gone, he loses fights and rages. Remember in mianite season 1 when Tucker offered pvp advice? Take his advice, learn to strafe attack and circle around your opponent instead of running in straight lines at them.
"What the Jesus Christ happend there?" "PvPooping" -Jardan Maron 2015
7:22 i was wondering if his voice was supposed to be like that and then he realized :')
Guard Tom thinks Iphone is successful XD
"I'm feeling quite confident." Famous last words...
Listen closely in the beginning. He cut the video because of a skype call?
Who knows...
I am asking if you heard the skype call....Glitchy
Infamous Gaming
I'm not really sure if it's a skype call, it just sounds like some building sound, but it's not like a skype call
+Infamous Gaming It was a skype call alright!
Good god I had to strain to hear that.
You must have Namekian ears.
I HEARD IT
When he realizes at 7:38 that he's been using the voice thing. I completely lost it.
Nick, I'll give you two pennies if you stop censoring Jordan. Plz Nick, do it for the children!!
+Fawkes McDermott stfu normie
+Fawkes McDermott dis guy
bman10981 that's a thing? yikes! I'm glad it does though!! :)
+bman10981 It gave me Stage 5 Autism.
I'll give him .5 a penny :|
Love how when he thought the commentary was over when he dies he just curses his heart out... These are awesome!
Could you make an uncensored version and just warn in the beginning that there will be foul language?
No. It's RUclips.
You can swear on youtube, have you watched Pewds?
You're aloud to swear on youtube ya know
+crazypl0x Have you actually never seen a RUclipsr swear in a video!? Since when are you not allowed to swear on RUclips?
Yeah a bunch of people swear gamers and vloggers
I like seeing Jordan getting pissed off. It's a nice change from his usually pretty chill self.
Best fail ever accidentally recording your voice high pitch XD
"He's no longer PvPeeing, he's PvPooping!"
Ironicly how Captain beeps all his F words, but is fine with swearing such as 'Jesus Christ'
It isn't a swear word though
+Shrek The Ogre I'll give you that, but it is still more offensive to alot of peeps than F words are ;p
+Ruben van het Ende Who are these 'peeps'?
+Ruben van het Ende It is to religic ppl.Cuz you shouldn't take God's name in any bad meaning.Also I ques Islamic ppl are ofended cuz he eats pig meat?Or they in MC
Or:God Dangit. (I know he says something else)
I love it when he gets stuck as Guard_Tom, it's always amazing.
Dat high pitched voice lol. you should do a video like that on purpose, and act like it's normal
Normal people would except a loss but then there's. Our Captain
You should do a video named "HUNGER GAMES FAILS 3.0" and win the game.
Jordan just relies on his wolf when he gets killed by a person when he has the advantage
CaptainSparklez, why dont you play in other servers; like cube craft or hypixel?
i laughed so hard i cried a lil with the high pitched voice fail omg it was all i could do to keep my laugh contained cuz it's 4am XDDD
Anyone else completely done with the Cheerio adds?
YES I hate that thing!
If you pause right before the ad and then push it past the yellow line, it doesn't give you the ad
+A Joshable Guy at least they're short
Nope, AdBlock
I'm on mobile, so I actually haven't seen ANY ad for a few months now.
I like having ur videos to watch when I'm home sick from school it gives me something to do instead of just laying in bed
Ahahaha the voice thing xD
I love watching Jordan swear like a drunk. Did anyone notice the time were he was talking in Guard Toms voice. Lol
OMG that was me at 9 mins, Dec5Star
Good job
Thanks
That was soooooooo funny, the last game where he was rhyming, OMG soooooo funny (PinkCandy) LOL
I promise I will like this comment,You promised! 😎
+Rohail Malik You never said what kind of like.. ):D
Well, morale doesn't bother me, so ill break the promise, and DISLIKE it!
lol i remember an episode when you and Xrpmx13 tried to dive to the sea from a cliff then you both got 1 block short 😂😂😂
Who else doesn't have a favorite animatronic but has a favorite. I like the puppet master the most he is probably the scariest out of them all for me.
"Us humans are so poorly adapted to doing anything other than thinking, and some of us aren't even well adapted to do that, let's be honest." My new favorite quote
I love the bleeps, it adds humour.
Oh my gosh that was freaking hilarious. The high pitched voice he forgot about. 😂😂😂
Jardon- "I have full health but that does not mean I will back down from a fight!"
Me- Jardon, you're gonna die...
Jardon- "WHACHAAA WACHAA!"
Me- Jardon, you fool. You're gonna die..
Jardon- *gets beat and dies*
"And wait for peeps to come by... and say hi... and maybe die... But you ask why?... Well, I have this guy... and he will try... to make you die... with his thigh... He'll crush you and you'll cry... because you'll be like, 'Oh me, oh my... that hurt in my eye...' And I'll be like - NO PINK CANDY"- CaptainSparklez (rip in peace)
This was the most hilarious video of sparklyplants of all time! And the censors made it extra funny as well xD this is going into my favourites wheeeeee
CaptainSparklez:
Ah..i don't really know where to find anyway there are 15 people left but none of them are were ever here so i should just stay in the center...
and wait for peeps to come by,
and say hi,
and maybe die.
But you ask why?
Well, i have this guy,
and he will try,
to make you die,
with his thigh.
He'll crush you and you'll cry,
because you'll be like "oh me oh my!"
that hurt in my eye!"
and i'll be like "NOPE PINK CANDY!!"
"Wolfy, can you take care of this tree for me?"
-CaptainSparklez 2015
YES. I love these cause I can relate so much to your lack of luck and how much your wolf sucks.
I love the fact that Mr Sparklez is cursing! ^^ He's always so proper in his other videos and i find this very amusing :)
Definitely made me laugh, especially when the voice changer was left on. Thanks, Sparklez!
3:00 he's no longer pvpeeing he's pvpooping
- Captainsparklez 2015
"He's pvp pooping!" The voice made it even better XD
The chat at 8:10 was hilarious! Someone said "He ain't talkin,so he real...
7:50 That's why you always monitor while you record.
My Hungry Games in a nutshell:
1.Get some light gear
2.Kill some people who have no gear
3.Sneak attack a guy with good gear and kill him
4.Search for players to kill
5.Get hit by a wooden axe a million times and die
Athena is the greek goddess of wisdom, courage, inspiration, civilization, law, justice, mathematics, strength, war strategy, the arts, crafts, and skill
11:00 he never seems to notice when people have reach hacks. that PinkCandy was quite possibly the most obvious example of reach hacking
***** just re watch it
BlueFireGirl27 exactly
When Sparklez loses Hunger Games round #blamethewolfie
I almost died laughing when the high pitched voice came on XDDD
"He's no longing PVPing, he is PVP-Pooping!" - Jardon
Between the swearing and the chipmunk voice, I can't breathe for laughing! The only thing I would have loved more was if you had sworn WHILE using the chipmunk voice. xD More please!
The video we all been waiting for
You mad bro?! 😂😂😂 that beginning cussing Thoe 😂
"Don't blame it on me, don't blame it on me, just blame it on the laaaag, don't blame it on me, don't blame it on me."
Athena: goddess of knowledge, battle tactics, and war
10:58 wow that rapping was almost as good as your minecon freestyle
Finally new hunger games
Watching CaptainSparklez hunger games montage is so funny
I enjoy watching him rage so much
He tries to stay in the game but it turns out bad
We need a vid completely in the high voice. We need that in our lives.
"Humans are so poorly adapted to doing anything other than thinking. Some of us aren't even well adapted to do that let's be honest." - Jordan 2015
I'm glad I'm not the only one who loses it when they lose
Jordan kicking in some hungry games variety of loosings! Noice noice! 👍🏼👌🏻
Love the montage Jordan!
Would like to see more!
Keep up the good work,
I know u must be working hard,
but ur vids are really good!
"Have you always wanted a nice cold stone blade right to the noggin? Of course you have!" Jardon, 2015
"N-No ohp--! Pink Qandy--!!!!!" .... oh I can take that out of context so hard >u>
hunger games fails, the videos where we learn Jordan actually knows how to swear 😂
CaptainSparklez, the other day Waglington made a vid where he read one of the fanfics written by Mianite fans. It was so graphic he had to skip some parts. It was funny though.
Forget about sparklez for a sec, HUAHWI IS BACK
3:20 - 3:45 This is me right there, every SG game. I'm always raging so hard XD
But always remember, every defeat of yourself means a win for another person and therefore also happines, even if you are not the one to enjoy it - for the moment :)
Love how he murders a Greek goddess and then a guy with the Krados skin.
PVPooping *Groans from the Punnful pain of that one*
Wolfie, you scared the glitter out of his lap!
These are awesome! Keep em coming!
That hurt in my eye and I'll be like NOPE PINK CANDY!
Jardon tbh... I really like your videos ! You always find a way to keep things interesting ^^ good job!
Jordan's rage level is over 9000
3:37 it's funny because it wasn't even lag
+Gibstack With The J nope, it was lag did you even watch the video?
Pro4Ever i watched it at 0.25 speed, i see no lag.
Gibstack With The J ... it was lag, the lag kinda made him walk on the block
+Gibstack With The J It absolutely WAS lag, there is no way it couldn't have been. It's very obvious that his game froze for a split second as he was jumping to the second block.
Watching this in 2021 and remembering old minecraft😔
nice to see you posting some fails! awesome