Battlefield V Story Mode makes me want to drink irradiated water

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @NSDP15
    @NSDP15 3 года назад +1950

    Drinking heavy water opens the pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

    • @TheStonewall117
      @TheStonewall117 3 года назад +53

      Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @jerrypeters9850
      @jerrypeters9850 3 года назад +59

      @@TheStonewall117 not from a jedi

    • @gmakerc1
      @gmakerc1 3 года назад +11

      Like being dead.

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 3 года назад +60

      ​@@gmakerc1 You can drink heavy water, so long as it hasn't been contaminated by radioactive isotopes. Supposedly it would take a few days of drinking almost exclusively heavy water for it to start affecting you. This info is coming from an old chemistry textbook and Wikipedia though, so I obviously wouldn't recommend making that the next big TikTok trend based off just this.

    • @Ikcatcher
      @Ikcatcher 3 года назад +21

      @@gmakerc1 The dead speak??

  • @70M80
    @70M80 3 года назад +661

    Funnily enough the British actually DID help the war by singing. The battle of Sidi Nsir (although a defeat) struck enough of a blow to Germany to allow for a timely invasion of Sicily. Some of the guns in the 155 battery at the battle were said to have been singing a popular war song; "Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition and we'll all be free" while destroying the incoming tank division.

    • @kirby7294
      @kirby7294 3 года назад +4

      That's a long song name

    • @Possumsmith-l8d
      @Possumsmith-l8d 3 года назад +6

      If you want a great video on that topic, LindyBeige did a video on them ruclips.net/video/fXoP8vL5zJY/видео.html

    • @70M80
      @70M80 3 года назад +1

      @@Possumsmith-l8d Hey that’s my source! Good looks.

    • @70M80
      @70M80 3 года назад +18

      @@kirby7294 Indeed! It’s a quote from Pearl Harbor by Chaplain Forgy on the USS New Orleans. The elevator to bring up munitions broke so the men had to make a bucket brigade and this phrase helped them get through it

    • @EvilAnarchy
      @EvilAnarchy 3 года назад +3

      Not to mention who doesn't love George formby

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 3 года назад +814

    2:10 This mission is an insult to the real Norwegian resistance who stopped Germany's heavy water production.

    • @aumediwibisana4613
      @aumediwibisana4613 3 года назад +9

      I'm curious, why?

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 3 года назад +383

      @@aumediwibisana4613 Because this was a real mission performed by 19 actual Norwegian men. They straight up erased them.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 3 года назад +185

      Actually, I think they might have a little footnote in the credits that says "A week later another mission to destroy the heavy water happened."
      Like... why bother at that point? They already made this mission James Bond level believable, why would anyone not in the know believe anything like it actually happened?

    • @ProBaiter0012
      @ProBaiter0012 3 года назад +7

      @@walnzell9328 name of the real ops? Just to feed my curiosity.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 3 года назад +163

      @@ProBaiter0012
      Jens-Anton Poulsson
      Arne Kjelstrup
      Knut Haugland
      Claus Helberg
      Joachim Rønneberg
      Knut Haukelid
      Fredrik Kayser
      Kasper Idland
      Hans Storhaug
      Birger Strømsheim
      Leif Tronstad
      Knut Haukelid
      Knut Klonteig
      Knut Lier-Hansen
      Rolf Sørlie
      Einar Skinnarland
      Gunnar Syverstad
      Kjell Nielsen
      "Larsen"

  • @creatinerd
    @creatinerd 3 года назад +377

    If I remember correctly heavy water was actually discovered because someone drank it. I believe a man in a facility where heavy water was produced (not as the actual product, but as production waste) used it for his coffee and noticed a different taste. After investigating the water closer they noticed the difference to normal water and boom, heavy water it is.

    • @huntclanhunt9697
      @huntclanhunt9697 3 года назад +11

      Does it have any bad side effects? I mean I assume drinking a ton would but just a cup?

    • @creatinerd
      @creatinerd 3 года назад +50

      @@huntclanhunt9697 I cannot tell for I don't even remember the exact difference between heavy water-molecules and normal water-molecules. I think heavy water might be harder to work with for the body as it has a different structure? (You know, water being essential for our body fluids etc). I don't know though, but as it is "unnatural" I'd guess no life form is really adapted to it, therefore it's no alternative to normal water I'd assume. I guess if you drink enough normal water and not just heavy water I might be ok?

    • @peaceandwealthseeker4504
      @peaceandwealthseeker4504 3 года назад +65

      yes he helped expose how nuclear energy is basically just large steam
      turbines and not dangerous at all. the energy companies don't want us having that knowledge

    • @CheemsofRegret
      @CheemsofRegret 3 года назад +56

      @@peaceandwealthseeker4504 hippies don't either, since they have an irrational hate of nuclear power for some reason

    • @smittywjmj
      @smittywjmj 3 года назад +32

      @@huntclanhunt9697 You have to drink a lot of it before it really becomes a problem, but people do report feeling dizzy after consuming heavy water. It is commonly used in measuring mean metabolic rates in animals, including humans, so its effects on the body are definitely not unknown or hugely dangerous under supervision. It's estimated that about 1 in 6,400 hydrogen atoms are deuterium, so an average adult human body contains enough deuterium to produce about 5.5 grams of heavy water (deuterium oxide).

  • @Benzinilinguine
    @Benzinilinguine 3 года назад +414

    Remember when "campaigns" weren't just 5 missions long?

    • @mrmoney9822
      @mrmoney9822 3 года назад +32

      I honestly wish bf1 and bfv had a single united campaign like bf4, bf1's stories were too short, and bfv's stories were poorly written, but most of those issues could be solved in both games if they had a long campaign like bf4.

    • @Benzinilinguine
      @Benzinilinguine 3 года назад +5

      @@mrmoney9822 I never played either of those. I played bad company 2. Great story. Bf3 was forgettable. Anything after that, I didn't purchase. I got this game for "free" with ps+.

    • @Krbyfan1
      @Krbyfan1 3 года назад +16

      Its not a campaign its "War Stories"
      That gives them an excuse to be lazy and make less single player content by changing the name

    • @jojomaster7675
      @jojomaster7675 3 года назад +7

      @@Krbyfan1 Shame it barely has anything to do with actual war stories.

    • @BJJISTHEGAYPARTOFMMA
      @BJJISTHEGAYPARTOFMMA 2 года назад +16

      Remember when we used to actually get campaigns? Now it’s all multiplayer only crap.

  • @dastemplar9681
    @dastemplar9681 3 года назад +191

    “Oh it’s a hospital…easy kills.” 🤣

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 2 года назад +3

      Geneva suggestions just ups your difficulty, don't follow if you want fun

    • @matthewmills5786
      @matthewmills5786 2 года назад

      Lol this part of the video happened as I read your comment

  • @spacefanproductions6254
    @spacefanproductions6254 3 года назад +968

    The german voice acting in the last tiger seems to actually have been good (it is also possible however that you just put the best parts into the video).

    • @creatinerd
      @creatinerd 3 года назад +141

      As a German who played the full campaign (no worries, I didn't pay for the game. It was free because I got a PS+-sub) I can tell you, it is quite some good voice acting. I think the voice actors are native German speakers though, guess it wasn't too hard for them then xD

    • @hahahakim
      @hahahakim 3 года назад +8

      @@creatinerd hä, entweder haben wir nicht das gleiche Spiel gespielt oder du hast gar keine Ahnung von Voiceacting weil die synchro war anders beschissen in Last Tiger

    • @picklechin3061
      @picklechin3061 3 года назад +56

      Would have been better if they were all voiced by Laura Bailey

    • @creatinerd
      @creatinerd 3 года назад +13

      @@hahahakim oh, also ich meinte jetzt eher, dass sie (anders als bei viele anderen Audiospuren, die in Spielen für Deutsche benutzt werden) keinen grausigen US-Akzent oder so haben. Was jetzt Emotionalität angeht...joa, ich fand's ok, ist aber über ein halbes Jahr her und mehr als einmal hab ich's nicht gespielt. Da die aber bestimmt aus diesem einen Standard-Synchronstudio Deutschlands stammen (hab den Namen vergessen), welches schon seit Ewigkeiten für ungefähr alle großen Spiele die deutschen Synchros vertont und da auch viel Mühe reinsteckt, dürfte es nicht zu scheiße gewesen sein

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 3 года назад +4

      It’s pretty nice, well to my inexperienced non-German ears personally

  • @shtehfaw
    @shtehfaw 3 года назад +165

    Every North Africa cutscene: Guy showing off his Sten gun.
    North Africa gameplay: lol no Sten for you.

  • @nolanl.8773
    @nolanl.8773 3 года назад +519

    I remember when this came out, it was the first time I didn’t finish a FPS campaign, you sir are a strong individual

    • @astrodreamer946
      @astrodreamer946 3 года назад +16

      I only finished it just to get the achievements... I regret even doing that. Multiplayer didn't even function for me for about a year after launch. I still don't know what the problem was but it fixed itself. Then the multiplayer was lackluster at best. Such a waste of time. One of the worst games I've been gifted, and I still feel ripped off.

    • @ላንካ
      @ላንካ 3 года назад +4

      Yeah true, Im also cant even finish the first mission

    • @zays_mentos
      @zays_mentos 3 года назад +4

      I was tempted to get all of the achievements but the awful, outdated stealth gameplay stopped me from doing so
      I got all of the letters and achievements for "Under No Flag" and I just felt dead afterwards; easily the worst written war story in the game for me (yes, even worse than that one with the Norwegian girl in the hard water sabotage, although that one comes in at a very close second-worst, but I will admit the skis save it from being dead last).
      The one with the Senegalese Tirailleurs was okay, but not very memorable, the intro was kinda cool but not nearly BF1-tier, and The Last Tiger was The Last Tiger

    • @DankbeastPaul
      @DankbeastPaul 3 года назад +10

      @@zays_mentos Yeah I don't know why in BF1 and 5 DICE was so obsessed with putting stealth sections in a Battlefield game.

    • @organicleaf
      @organicleaf 3 года назад

      tbf, why even bother with these games anymore? i thought it was already known that most(if not all) current aaa games are bad
      sure there is a slight chance that they changed, but that would basicly just being naive imho, so why not w8 and look into the game first?

  • @dillonc7955
    @dillonc7955 3 года назад +754

    The last tiger mission was the only fun campaign mission with a solid story. Every other mission just wasn't fun or was badly written in some way.

    • @YouJustAmazeMe
      @YouJustAmazeMe 3 года назад +90

      Don't forget to mention that it wasn't in the game at launch and got added several months after release 😮‍💨 but it was the best mission by far, having to hop out of the tank to scout/salvage was fun

    • @crabman7704
      @crabman7704 3 года назад +7

      - Some wise man, 2021

    • @zachzednik1804
      @zachzednik1804 3 года назад +45

      Also most of the campaign is factually false bully bridgers unit existed but it wasn’t full of convicts it was actually full of people who would be special forces with the same selection process. In the Nordlys mission it is entirely made up besides the fact that the mission happened the people who carried out the operation were 7 SOE-trained Norwegian commandos who successfully destroyed the plant. The campaign Tirailleur from my understanding they were painted out of photos or reports weren’t falsified to not include them like being claimed in the game they are forgotten because of most people not knowing of them but you can say that with many units of ww2. If anyone can find more information on this one from a reliable source to disprove me I would much appreciate it. And the last tiger campaign was inaccurate from what I read in the factors of the hanging deserters body’s in fact the field marshal in charge of that encircled area actually told his troops to surrender the closest thing I could see causing that was soviet troops who were just liberated by the allies which the Soviet troops went on to terrorize citizens and caused problems for allied troops also. In my opinion they shouldn’t of straight up lied about these people’s experiences if they wanted women soldier they could’ve gone with a Soviet bomber crew or a female sniper or even a French partisan troop who joined the allies liberation of Paris. They could’ve of suck with the rest of the characters but just made it factually cause I highly doubt everyone intelligent enough to look up if these stories are fully accurate.

    • @Nottagilla
      @Nottagilla 3 года назад

      @@zachzednik1804 "bully bridger"
      LMAO

    • @zachzednik1804
      @zachzednik1804 3 года назад

      @@Nottagilla oops 😂

  • @ionsilver557
    @ionsilver557 3 года назад +124

    Fun fact: you can actually drink heavy water without being in much danger, as long as you don't drink too much (about several glasses maybe). Although it is widely used in the nuclear industry, heavy water itself is not radioactive. The only possible hazard factor is that it is heavier than ordinary water, and drinking too much of it can disrupt some of the biochemical processes in your body.

    • @clubtcb
      @clubtcb 3 года назад +7

      Sounds like a great way of saving on bottled water ! Where can I buy that stuff ?

    • @tylercheung1194
      @tylercheung1194 2 года назад +1

      @@clubtcb tapwater lol.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Год назад +3

      The fact that you found it necessary to specify that the difference between water and heavy water is that heavy water is "heavier" cracked me up.
      Like, I get why you said it and it was a nice way to make the point, but it was just so funny to me.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Год назад

      @@tylercheung1194 What if your tap water reservoirs are being poisoned by an insane energy company? That's happening where I am, so maybe I can just buy lots of heavy water? I'm sure the gov't won't get at all suspicious!
      The truly funny thing is the gov't knows the drinking water is being poisoned, and when I moved here the company was legally required to send me a little card telling me not to drink the tap water because they were dumping industrial waste into it. They didn't have to, y'know, stop - just tell me they were doing it.

    • @chad_bro_chill
      @chad_bro_chill Год назад +2

      Nah, it would take a LOT more than "several glasses" to cause medical problems. In rats, it was something like 25% of their fluid being heavy water before big issues surfaced.

  • @birchouse
    @birchouse 3 года назад +73

    As someone who loves the battlefield franchise and will overlook a lot of the bullshit I'll say the joke (though not really a joke) about the best way to play is two years after release when they fix some of the bugs is top tier

    • @davidsplooge14
      @davidsplooge14 3 года назад +4

      basically the norm with dice

    • @birchouse
      @birchouse 3 года назад +1

      @@davidsplooge14 unfortunately it has become basically the norm for most developers but yeah

    • @UnchainedEruption
      @UnchainedEruption Год назад

      That's what I always do. Really not a joke.

  • @sassybakka
    @sassybakka 3 года назад +40

    ''why you guys so sad?''
    ''we both have the same sitting animation! :(''
    LOLOLOL

  • @RedRocky54
    @RedRocky54 3 года назад +85

    1942 mission: uses Panzer 4H, produced from 1943-1945
    1944/1945 missions: use Panzer 4G, produced from 1942-1943
    classic AAA WW2 game

    • @foxtrotsierraproductions8626
      @foxtrotsierraproductions8626 2 года назад +10

      STG 44 in 1942. Remember the Scene where they put the german in the "trunk" of the Kübelwagen ? You know the Kübelwagen got its trunk on the front but in BFV the captured german is in the back 😂

    • @sakkra93
      @sakkra93 Год назад +1

      The intro sequence in *Libya, 1941* shows a *Tiger I*
      WTF!? A Panzer III would be accurate!

  • @thetatn1113
    @thetatn1113 3 года назад +54

    Yes this is a common thing dice does, they forget to add the ‘fun’ feature to their games

  • @Hamentsios10
    @Hamentsios10 2 года назад +39

    In all seriousness, it's so sad and a colossal pity that they had the opportunity to make a game so good and so great with the tech they had in their disposal, and they just made a generic preachy boring and bad singleplayer. It's so sad.

    • @gorillaphant
      @gorillaphant Год назад

      This says a lot with BF4's whole story.

  • @jacobszymczak9323
    @jacobszymczak9323 3 года назад +26

    Technically you could "drink" any liquid
    *Once*

  • @liberaceboiithe3rd5
    @liberaceboiithe3rd5 3 года назад +36

    “The dead speak!” is now a requirement for every video. Don’t disappoint me.

  • @Big73Red
    @Big73Red 3 года назад +36

    This campaign was a significant drop off from Battlefield 1’s and it’s still better and more memorable than Vanguard’s.

    • @foxtrotsierraproductions8626
      @foxtrotsierraproductions8626 2 года назад

      At least Vanguard got the Germans right. In BF5 the german officers wear a british officer cap hahhajjaa

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 3 года назад +175

    The mission about the Germans that was delayed and released later is the best one.
    I'd say it's the only good one.
    Sure, the gameplay might not be the best, but the story is believable and actually does something daring. Humanizing the Germans.

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 3 года назад +31

      A 12th army story would be cool. Fighting to hold the escape corridor to save as many people as possible, defending against the waves of pissed off Soviets.

    • @zachzednik1804
      @zachzednik1804 3 года назад +5

      @@theguylivinginyourwalls Ageed

    • @Kirbyoto2098
      @Kirbyoto2098 2 года назад +17

      Nerds when a game adds female characters to WW2: "This is so disrespectful to the real veterans who served! How dare they do that!"
      Nerds when a game lets you play as the Nazis, laughing as you gun down hundreds of Allied soldiers: "Hell yes! Finally something daring and brave!"

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 2 года назад +52

      @@Kirbyoto2098 Yeah. You play as a German tank commander. But you play as a German tank commander realizing that all he's fought for was for nothing. You see the humanity of the crew and how the imminent defeat affects them. You have the blindly loyal teenager, the veteran who knows they've lost, and the commander trying to keep his men together. In the end, he doesn't care about Germany. He cares about his men.
      Humanizing German soldiers from this war IS daring.
      The Norwegian heavy water mission places two women as the masterminds and agents of an actual mission that was performed by
      Jens-Anton Poulsson
      Arne Kjelstrup
      Knut Haugland
      Claus Helberg
      Joachim Rønneberg
      Knut Haukelid
      Fredrik Kayser
      Kasper Idland
      Hans Storhaug
      Birger Strømsheim
      Leif Tronstad
      Knut Haukelid
      Knut Klonteig
      Knut Lier-Hansen
      Rolf Sørlie
      Einar Skinnarland
      Gunnar Syverstad
      Kjell Nielsen and
      "Larsen"

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 2 года назад +17

      The African colonial soldiers in Southern France taking a manor is better. The characters are fictional, but so is the mission, but it is more believable.
      The colonial troops were just as brave as their mainlander counterparts, and did indeed get shafted and treated as lessers.
      But Dice didn't shove two French Moroccan men into an actual mission and replace the actual people who were in it.

  • @famalam943
    @famalam943 3 года назад +152

    Ah yes where a teenage girl takes on scores of German solider, physically overpowers the men and the real Norwegian & British commandos are ignored…
    But at least we had Gaz back telling you you’re ‘Billy Bridgah’

    • @arklados3596
      @arklados3596 3 года назад +40

      Those commandos sacrificed so much to complete their mission. They deserve to be remembered.

    • @Destroyer2150
      @Destroyer2150 2 года назад +23

      I remember when this came out.
      There was a huge outcry about DICE's writting and how they were literally downplaying or simplifying actual stories and dynamics. Then came one of Battlefield 5 lead directors saying that the customers are wrong and if you don't like it, don't buy it. Then people didn't buy it and Battlefield 5 became a meme and failure.
      The rest is history.

    • @lithobreak3812
      @lithobreak3812 Год назад +2

      I don't like this game either, who does? But that hardly seems like a valid complaint, FPSs including WW2 ones always center around single person army's, god amongst men that mow down thousands of enemies like it's nothing while taking deadly amounts of damage multiple times a second, but that is only an issue when it's a female character?

    • @Faded.Visuals
      @Faded.Visuals Год назад +2

      @@lithobreak3812 The issue is that DICE did advertised this game will be more historical accurate than BF1 there is where your outcry lies. Heck, people noticed in the credits several months the game released Dice added in the credits a small tidbit of the actual events that happened during that battle. If they didn't truly care they wouldnt have bother adding it

    • @lithobreak3812
      @lithobreak3812 Год назад +1

      @@Faded.Visuals did they really try to sell this as realistic? So brave, so foolish

  • @dragonstormdipro1013
    @dragonstormdipro1013 3 года назад +99

    So many real things could have been shown, without this fictional mess. How about the Indians in North Africa or Monte Cassino? Nigerians in East Africa? Chinese in China? 442nd Regiment?

    • @xXxKAMIKAZExXx
      @xXxKAMIKAZExXx 3 года назад +46

      I know right. They said they wanted to focus on the forgotten battles, but gave us fictional ones instead. They could have added Italy, Finland, Romania, Thailand, Brazil or many other nations that participated.

    • @thatperformer3879
      @thatperformer3879 3 года назад +14

      It’s revisionist history on purpose, these people deliberately not want to erase what came before, they do not care whatsoever about actual history. It’s all apart of the Kalergi Plan

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 3 года назад +38

      Or, also, the *actual Norwegian commandos*

    • @michaelknox3715
      @michaelknox3715 3 года назад +6

      @@thatperformer3879 thats bs and you know it

    • @m_ridae
      @m_ridae 3 года назад +6

      @@thatperformer3879 Get your JQ bullshit out of here.

  • @reachyboi3953
    @reachyboi3953 3 года назад +40

    I think the Last Tiger is the best campaign in BFV. It's honestly really good and makes you sympathize with the enemy which most media doesn't even attempt. And the Germans didn't speak fucking English.

    • @duplicarus
      @duplicarus 3 года назад +1

      They only speak English in “Under no Flag”.

    • @reachyboi3953
      @reachyboi3953 3 года назад +4

      @@duplicarus I mean like most WW2 games in modern times don't have the fucking balls to have their German characters speak German because I guess they think their audience is too illiterate to read subtitles

    • @duplicarus
      @duplicarus 3 года назад +4

      @@reachyboi3953 even more ballsey to have a german campaign outside of multiplayer, and not just make them generic baddies at the same time.

    • @reachyboi3953
      @reachyboi3953 3 года назад +3

      @@duplicarus Yes. I have a lot of respect for the last tiger war story. Especially when taking our current political climate into consideration.

    • @duplicarus
      @duplicarus 3 года назад +2

      @@reachyboi3953 i appreciate it because my great grandfather died fighting the russians (at least that’s what I’m told). Only heard good things about him. It’s nice to see Germans being humanized for once

  • @chuckn4851
    @chuckn4851 3 года назад +33

    All this game did was ignore the actual commandos who actually fought and showed that black Algerians will lead you into a suicide attack 10/10 times

    • @spyczech
      @spyczech 2 года назад +1

      I agree with the other stories the Algerian suicide attack was actually pretty historically accurate, I was a history major and remember deep diving to check after I played it

  • @DecidedlyNinja
    @DecidedlyNinja 3 года назад +23

    The main reason not to drink heavy water is that it's pretty expensive.

  • @Dillon4599
    @Dillon4599 2 года назад +5

    Did anyone else notice that at 1:44 oboe firing the machine gun is in tune with Phil Collins' In The Air Tonight?

  • @joshb4898
    @joshb4898 3 года назад +73

    I love how the Germans use the American salute

    • @MrHeiner96
      @MrHeiner96 3 года назад +1

      Wait what? Is there a difference between German an American Salute?

    • @Rynewulf
      @Rynewulf 3 года назад +13

      @@MrHeiner96 There's a British salute as well, lots of countries have their own way of doing it irl

    • @MrHeiner96
      @MrHeiner96 3 года назад +2

      @@Rynewulf i know the British salute with the Palm of the hand Facing the Front and the polnish Salute with only two Fingers but i cant recognize any difference between the German and the American Salute... Maybe the angle of the Arm?

    • @joshb4898
      @joshb4898 3 года назад +50

      Guys this is WW2 we are talking about, the Germans had a very specific salute that didn't make it into the game...

    • @MrHeiner96
      @MrHeiner96 3 года назад +8

      @@joshb4898 Yea but the other regular military salute was still verry Common

  • @clubtcb
    @clubtcb 3 года назад +9

    0:11 the shells were ejected so hard that one of the bullets actually seperated from the casing.

  • @joeycostanzo9755
    @joeycostanzo9755 3 года назад +16

    I have tried to get into this game like 6 times and i just cant. You worded my experience perfectly, "They could have made it fun but they forgot"

  • @calliecuddlefish2361
    @calliecuddlefish2361 3 года назад +57

    your non borderlands content is fucking magnificent! please keep it going!

  • @ProfSir1
    @ProfSir1 3 года назад +23

    My man's commentary is so fine, it could make thick water baby-friendly.

  • @anangrylumberjack1229
    @anangrylumberjack1229 2 года назад +5

    3:20 *one of the most horrific weapons of war*
    oboe: “Stop it you’re so annoying”

  • @JohnDoe-wt9ek
    @JohnDoe-wt9ek 3 года назад +3

    BFV: A disappointing return to WW2 game play.
    CoD Vanguard: Hold my controller...

  • @CptCyberHound
    @CptCyberHound 3 года назад +5

    Heavy water is water where the hydrogen atoms of the water molecules have neutrons in their nuclei. This helps in nuclear energy by allowing the water to moderate radical neutrons without their occasional absorption in the process. This makes it easier to construct reactors without refined uranium. Heavy water isn't bad for you, but it isn't good either. Iirc, heavy water doesn't behave the same chemically as regular water does. Your body won't be able to perform certain chemical reactions properly because of this, and it can negatively affect you.

  • @GuessWho7197
    @GuessWho7197 2 года назад +2

    Fun fact: DC comic's first Flash gained his superspeed from inhaling heavy water vapors. So you should definitely drink the heavy water.

  • @ale69420
    @ale69420 3 года назад +10

    This starts off real bad. Why is there a Tiger in 1941???:..

  • @JonathanLewispartypenguin
    @JonathanLewispartypenguin 3 года назад +30

    I got this game for 7 dollars a few months ago and I enjoyed the single player stuff, played multiplayer for about 60 hours, and uninstalled it this weekend. I feel like that was money well spent.

    • @primeministersinister625
      @primeministersinister625 3 года назад +3

      picked it up for 4 bucks at pawn shop, enjoyed some of the more unique guns like the drilling and the commando, then dropped in after 2-3 weeks, still it was quite a bit of time filled for $4

    • @Dizeased
      @Dizeased 2 года назад

      got it full price and I can say it was worth the full price. The chaotic nature of the game and the action sold me on it, not as good as bf1's chaotic cluster fuck but Its still an amazing time with friends.

    • @oompalumpus699
      @oompalumpus699 Год назад

      Okay that's a fair price. That's kinda like renting it.

  • @lexus8018
    @lexus8018 3 года назад +4

    Tiger tank in 1941 in Africa
    >Tiger first fielded in 1942 in Russia

  • @strikefg
    @strikefg 2 года назад +2

    1:57 the battlefield 4 expirence

  • @Kelynch-09
    @Kelynch-09 3 года назад +24

    "I'm Peter Muler, I'm a talking tank from cars" got me laughing so hard, oh god

  • @kerblo
    @kerblo 3 года назад +2

    There was an episode of Hogan's Heroes where they stopped the German nuclear program by tricking a guard into drinking all the heavy water.

  • @failedrevolutionary9497
    @failedrevolutionary9497 3 года назад +5

    “The dead speak!” Is a great reoccurring joke

  • @JagerLange
    @JagerLange 3 года назад +2

    Like the Dark5 reference - a channel I've followed for years yet still verges between "Good Content" and "My Dyslexic Younger Brother Is Doing This Episode There WILL Be Typos"

  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic 3 года назад +7

    All I could think of during the whole heavy water story was BadlandsChugs and the thick water. 😂

  • @justinbrown8214
    @justinbrown8214 3 года назад +2

    When you reloaded in slow-mo there is a bullet with no shell casing that flies out

  • @zirjaeger4037
    @zirjaeger4037 3 года назад +23

    the last tiger was literally the best out of all of them tf are you on about

    • @officercat7907
      @officercat7907 3 года назад +1

      Eh I disagree. It made being in a tank so boring cause you fight the same damn enemies over and over.

    • @astro2121
      @astro2121 3 года назад

      @@officercat7907 they humanized nazis during ww2. ignoring driving, story was good, showing what hitler jugend did to kids (shroeder) and friendship during war (muller and kertz)

  • @INoticed_XIV
    @INoticed_XIV 3 года назад +5

    6:04 might be one of the funniest things I've heard on this channel

  • @JJJBunney001
    @JJJBunney001 3 года назад +3

    I really liked the idea of war stories but Dice having an insane need of making everything in BF1 and V being stealth missions was ridiculous. It's like they were trying to emulate Far cry and the game just was not designed for it

  • @officerbarbrady8387
    @officerbarbrady8387 3 года назад +3

    A Tiger tank in 1941?
    Geez, Dice🤦‍♂️
    But seriously, they could have done such great things with a German campaign. But no, we have to listen to BiLLy BrIdGeR and some random Norwegian resistance fighter who can apparently take down the whole German heavy water program.

  • @noahmcclure6871
    @noahmcclure6871 2 года назад +2

    "Patrolling the Mojave, almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." - Some Random NCR Trooper

  • @officerchunk
    @officerchunk 3 года назад +6

    Tipperary is in Ireland. Smh my head

    • @BananaMan730
      @BananaMan730 3 года назад

      You dont understand the song do you?

    • @officerchunk
      @officerchunk 3 года назад +1

      @@BananaMan730 I'd hope I do. It's not a long way to tipperary for me. It's like an hour away.

    • @BananaMan730
      @BananaMan730 3 года назад

      @@officerchunk well then I'm sorry to say but the song is making fun of the Irish

  • @Journey_to_who_knows
    @Journey_to_who_knows 3 года назад +3

    4:54 I would probably react the same way, I am spiritually connected with that german

  • @4T3hM4kr0n
    @4T3hM4kr0n 3 года назад +5

    the "oh no he's got ze MP 40" was the best bit

  • @athomicritics
    @athomicritics 3 года назад +3

    you could actually drink a glass of heavy water without much problem , but drinking would lead you eventually to radiation poisoning

    • @Antimanele104
      @Antimanele104 3 года назад +2

      Heavy water is not radioactive by default. It's definetely not healthy to drink too much, but it's also definetely not radioactive.

  • @michaelknox3715
    @michaelknox3715 3 года назад +20

    This games multiplayer was pretty fun. Not as fun as Battlefield 1 but still pretty fun. I know why folks had an issue with this title but idgaf you could make your characters male and give them accurate loadouts.
    It still has more atmosphere than 2042

    • @archbishopofthecrusades9579
      @archbishopofthecrusades9579 3 года назад +11

      I could ignore the silly historical inaccuracies and have fun, but them making a woman take the place of a large group of Norwegian and British men in an actual operation was a disgusting slap in the face. They can do what they want with the stories they make up but that’s just rude to the people who were there.

    • @badasscrusader
      @badasscrusader 3 года назад +1

      Tha game is a more refined version of bf1 with horrible marketing and release

    • @m_ridae
      @m_ridae 3 года назад

      @@archbishopofthecrusades9579 There were plenty of women involved in resistance movements, don’t get too ahead of yourself. But yes, replacing the entire group for one person is definitely not cool.

    • @archbishopofthecrusades9579
      @archbishopofthecrusades9579 3 года назад

      @@m_ridaeI know about the women involved in WW2, they just weren’t involved in this operation. It seems Dice doesn’t know about them either, since they could’ve done a story about the Night Witches, or a story on the Warsaw revolt which involved multiple women, but nope, can’t be bothered to do that,

  • @samg5463
    @samg5463 3 года назад +1

    Not only can you buy heavy water as a regular person it’s fairly neat. It’s denser than normal water so if you make ice cubes out of it they sink in your glass. Technically it’s not “good” to drink but the amount of heavy water you’d have to butt chug to have any health effects is practically impossible.

  • @crispycleanerboi
    @crispycleanerboi 3 года назад +55

    Now do the BF3 campaign, that one's actually decent

    • @fromthebackseat4865
      @fromthebackseat4865 3 года назад +21

      Lol. The BF3 campaign was RIPPED APART at the time for being horrible.

    • @LeToplache007
      @LeToplache007 3 года назад +16

      It has 2 good missions, the one with the jets and the one with the tanks. The rest of it is very meh.

    • @LoScorpioneRosso1
      @LoScorpioneRosso1 3 года назад +4

      I'm still angry at BF3 not having an instant action thing with Bots like Battlefront 2 (2005)

    • @Lajos_Kelemen
      @Lajos_Kelemen 3 года назад +1

      I'd say let's do BC2, but BF3 and 4 are easier to make fun of

    • @DankbeastPaul
      @DankbeastPaul 3 года назад +7

      @@fromthebackseat4865 I only remember everyone calling it "mostly forgettable", which it was, although segments with Dima were cool. Now the BF4 campaign was a piece of shit.

  • @mranderson718
    @mranderson718 3 года назад +1

    Ngl I hate that in shooters, shooting a barrel makes it explode. That’s not really how bullets work.

  • @lisahill5721
    @lisahill5721 Год назад +1

    I had the same problem i couldn't shoot or do anything

  • @birdwife589
    @birdwife589 2 года назад +1

    I don’t think the germans saluted like that in ww2 guys....

  • @nostradamusofgames5508
    @nostradamusofgames5508 2 года назад +2

    The Norwat campaign is actually offensive and an insult to the heroes of the commando raid.

  • @mrbalazs1995
    @mrbalazs1995 3 года назад +10

    Battlefield 2042's story is SO MUCH better! .... Oh wait...

    • @Vietnam_Gigachad
      @Vietnam_Gigachad 2 года назад

      No , it actually really good , when the greedy of EA got high enough but they still want more and force everyone buy their NFT so everyone standing up against those son of bitches to all out war , that's a good concept over there

  • @Raptor302
    @Raptor302 2 года назад +2

    "Ohh...a hospital. Easy kills..." -Oboe Shoes

  • @chadthundercock7897
    @chadthundercock7897 3 года назад +1

    I thought I accidentally clicked over to dark doc in the middle of the video and I was so fucking confused fam.

  • @fredo0084
    @fredo0084 3 года назад +1

    Da fuck I tough the video had changed to a dark docs video that I had in the watch later list haha you pulled a good one man

  • @BeeWaifu
    @BeeWaifu 3 года назад +3

    I love that they tried to imitate BF1 but failed because of historical revionism and cyborgs.

    • @cristobalzamorano377
      @cristobalzamorano377 3 года назад +5

      Well BF1 was incredibly historical innacurate too

    • @scotgarris5082
      @scotgarris5082 3 года назад

      But at least in bf1 you could immerse yourself

    • @BeeWaifu
      @BeeWaifu 3 года назад

      @@cristobalzamorano377 Yes, but it still kept closer to the roots of WW1 than BFV did. It didn't have cyborgs and wahmun everywhere they weren't supposed to be (it had female snipers during the Russian civil war of 1919 which happened) and people being all happy pappy and lulzy about fighting and so forth.

    • @m_ridae
      @m_ridae 3 года назад

      @@BeeWaifu “Wuhmun” The fuck? Just say women.

    • @BeeWaifu
      @BeeWaifu 3 года назад

      @@m_ridae Wahmun, not wuhmun.

  • @PhoenixT70
    @PhoenixT70 2 года назад

    0:26 The "Commando Carbine" is a real firearm, though its real name is the De Lisle. It was chambered in .45 ACP and is actually one of the quietest production firearms of all time, as its barrel is an integrated suppressor similar to the AAC Honey Badger. It was in service from 1943 until 1965, and apparently saw service in WW2, Korea, and the Malayan Emergency.

  • @__-jt4tv
    @__-jt4tv Год назад

    Riding into Tobruk in a tank that only came into service the year after is a strong start 😋
    Siege of Tobruk ended late 1941.
    Tiger 1s came into service 1942... !
    --
    Keep up the fun vids and all the best!

  • @daehr9399
    @daehr9399 2 года назад

    3:04 I once met a man who, as a teenager, helped Jews escape Norway for Sweden during WW2. When asked what he thinks happened to the collaborators and Nazis he said "oh they must have all went home" with a very dripping sarcasm that heavily implied they were taken out back and shot like dogs. That was one old man I would never want to mess with.

  • @jtfbreedlove
    @jtfbreedlove 3 года назад +3

    Battlefield games have story modes?

  • @Ikcatcher
    @Ikcatcher 3 года назад +2

    Imagine if Dice made Battlefield V the version they showed in the very first trailer

  • @Jakeoff17
    @Jakeoff17 3 года назад +1

    Threw dark docs in there YES CONTENT

  • @seanboyd9902
    @seanboyd9902 3 года назад +16

    All we wanted was next gen BF 1942, but instead Dice said, "hey let's focus on the minor parts of the war and blow them way out of proportion!"

    • @terragthegreat175
      @terragthegreat175 3 года назад +6

      Its because they wanted to make the cast diverse, and the truth of WW2 is that minorities played only minor roles in the war compared to the vast scope of the conflict. You had a few female snipers and spies, a few colored units that saw some action late in the war, and the Nisei, who were genuinely badass and would have made a great addition to the campaign if the creators had cared.
      So to compensate they blew the minor roles completely out of proportion to heighten the drama, all at the cost of history and reality.

    • @ziggystrangelove4250
      @ziggystrangelove4250 3 года назад +1

      I mean the Heavy Water stuff was actually a major allied victory. It basically stopped the Nazi's from producing nuclear weapons

    • @terragthegreat175
      @terragthegreat175 3 года назад +4

      @@ziggystrangelove4250 and in real life the raid was conducted by white male norwegian commandos.

    • @ziggystrangelove4250
      @ziggystrangelove4250 3 года назад +4

      @@terragthegreat175 yeah I know. But saying that it was a minor operation is disrespectful to those who did it

    • @AztecUnshaven
      @AztecUnshaven 3 года назад +5

      @@terragthegreat175 important to note that a key resistance leader of that group was indeed female.

  • @Antimanele104
    @Antimanele104 3 года назад +7

    Nordlys is total shit and an insult to history, Under No Flag is barely mediocre, Tirailleur is ok-ish, but the intro and The Last Tiger are absolutely amazing. Unless the author is being sarcastic, I don't agree at all with the ratings from 7:22.
    Then again, this guy is the same one who actually thinks CoD Infinite Warfare is a good game, so yeah, do with this info as you please.

  • @MrMegaMetroid
    @MrMegaMetroid 2 года назад +1

    Okay so i see alot of conflicting reports about heavy water in the comments so i looked it up:
    Heavy water in and of itself isnt all that dangerous. Its simply a normal water molecule, but the hydrogen atom has a neutron. It is also NOT radioactive.
    Drinking small amounts of heavy water will NOT impact your health, and is in fact used frequently in metabolic experimentation. It does however affect your circadian rythms, as the bonds created with that water are more stable and thus last longer, which i personally find interesting for a number of reasons.
    However, if you where to replace 25-50% of your bodies water with heavy water, certain cell functions wouldnt work, and you would die. But for that to happen, you would need to drink alot, without drinking regular water at all.
    There has been an incident where some power plant worker replaced the water in the coffee maker at work with actual heavy water from a reactor bed, and this gave some people mildly elevated levels in tritium in their urine, with accompanying health effects.
    This however, was because of the contamination IN the water, not the water itself. The news reporting this where apperantly not very clear on that (who would have thought)
    That should clear up any and all confusion in the comments i think, have a great day everyone!

  • @muveemanone2067
    @muveemanone2067 Год назад

    LMFAO!...😆 Dood, everything you say is funny as hell! I don't know if I'm more entertained by the video or the narration. Keep it up Lil' homie! 🤘🏼💯

  • @Robocopnik
    @Robocopnik 3 года назад +1

    You got betrayed and thrown off a bridge by your character's mother-figure? That's very MGS3

  • @rebelboi88
    @rebelboi88 3 года назад +1

    The water isn’t irradiated, it’s radioactive. There’s a DiFFeRencE

  • @animated8623
    @animated8623 3 года назад +1

    The random Star Wars scroll caught me off guard, been laughing about that way too long.

  • @freedomis4all
    @freedomis4all 3 года назад

    Cody'sLab did taste heavy water on camera once. it is slightly sweet, and itsnt really a danger in small doses (if it hasnt passed through any nuclear processes, of course). Drinking any substantial amount would apparently leave you dizzy, due to the difference in mass altering the fluid density of the inner ear.

  • @death336
    @death336 2 года назад

    4:54 that grenade wouldn’t explode because the cap at the bottom hasn’t been opened and the string hasn’t been pulled

  • @luciussatchell9709
    @luciussatchell9709 3 года назад +1

    Ah yes tigers in 1941 at Tobruk

  • @douggaudiosi14
    @douggaudiosi14 2 года назад +2

    5:45 that easy xp line killed me 🤣

  • @hazukichanx408
    @hazukichanx408 Год назад

    "Why are you guys so sad?"
    "We both have the same sitting animation..."
    It's like Unskippable never ended

  • @MrPhil94
    @MrPhil94 2 года назад

    That fat rifle is a DeLisle carbine, esentially SMLE rifle, chambered in .45 ACP and integrally suppressed.

  • @littlebunnywar
    @littlebunnywar 2 года назад +1

    The gun that shoots epilepsy line... I cannot stop fucking laughing.

  • @calebbrooks1037
    @calebbrooks1037 2 года назад

    4:25 Cody from Cody'sLab did it already. After he made it himself of course. The videos of him making it were deleted but you can still find them on another channel.

  • @nevermoore4545
    @nevermoore4545 2 года назад

    Yes you can drink around 5 table spoons of heavy water beyond that will make it not safe to drink

  • @madmaxmxp7811
    @madmaxmxp7811 2 года назад

    Heavy water is without a problem drinkable. It tastes actually sweet.
    The higher density stems from a heavyer hydrogen isotope called Deuterium. Wouldnt Drink that out of a cooling pool, though.

  • @YukarisGearReviews
    @YukarisGearReviews 2 года назад

    Actually, people have drank heavy water: Not large amounts, but their urine samples showed elevated levels of radioactivity without serious health effects. Look up Point Lepreau incident.

  • @thepapistyourmotherwarnedy752
    @thepapistyourmotherwarnedy752 2 года назад

    If I remember correctly it wouldn’t be a good idea to drink thicc water, it’s not deadly in small quantities (about five tablespoons won’t hurt) but if you drink a glass you’ll get dizzy because the fluid in your ears changes density with thicc water

  • @zashbot
    @zashbot 2 года назад

    iirc heavy water has slightly different chemical properties but your body still uptakes it, so if you drank enough it would start messing with your body chemistry and you’d probably die.

  • @inateinate
    @inateinate Год назад

    Heavy water is water made with dueterium, an ion of hydrogen. It is safe to drink in small quantities, but the human body has problems removing it from the liver, iirc.

  • @milohargadine1601
    @milohargadine1601 Год назад

    If you drink heavy water you can connect to the speed force

  • @deadghost316
    @deadghost316 3 года назад

    This video is contervery free, that it has no dislikes

  • @oompalumpus699
    @oompalumpus699 Год назад

    Okay, the ability to twist and aim at your own body and to have your own shadow separate from you should have been a focus.

  • @Hamentsios10
    @Hamentsios10 2 года назад +1

    "I'm a talking tank" xD

  • @janakadedigamuwa
    @janakadedigamuwa 2 года назад

    Heavy water is a form of water with a unique atomic structure and properties

  • @rubenlopez3364
    @rubenlopez3364 3 года назад +1

    2:25 she can't shoot while skiing because she has no Finnish blood

  • @calebseland4530
    @calebseland4530 3 года назад

    While heavy water isn't radioactive, it's not entirely safe to drink. ... Basically, the mass difference slows biochemical reactions that use water. Also, deuterium forms stronger hydrogen bonds than protium, resulting in a different reactivity. You can drink a glass of heavy water and won't suffer any ill effects