Lmao. I can't believe Jacob actually got it down. The way James just threw the entire crab into the whisker made me gag just thinking about it. If he actually took the crab apart and just put the leg meat in his recipe he might have actually won. But instead he just made crab soup out of the entire body. That had to taste so fucking bad. I feel for Jacob.
I know right but is it just me or is there some invisible tension between aleks and James. Also it seems as if aleks is and Brett are against James. Is it just me ?
When James was making those pies i couldnt help but think of the time he pied Aleks in the face with a hot dog cheese covered pie during Aleks' live stream that day.
When James was pouring the whip cream and tarter sauce into the pan, I was waiting for it to be thrown at Aleks. But pleasantly surprised he didn't. 9/10 would crab cake again.
This was definitely one of the funniest cook offs so far on this channel, however you can see that James was just totally done with the channel at this point.
Yeah you can see how much longer it takes for him to get into it. The years of group content and having to live in godawful LA really did eat at him. I do wonder if staying in Colorado would have helped the channel stay alive longer, if even for just a year.
ElectronicRedPanda I think you're projecting a little buddy. Also in response to my N7 tattoo, it's one of my favorite game series. I'm a huge nerd, and it made me happy. Andromeda wasn't terrible, it was just a let down from the original trilogy. Also, "failed" is extremely laughable. If you have other game tattoo suggestions, I am open to them. I'll be getting an extremely nerdy sleeve soon with the likes of DQ, Pokemon, Digimon, Disgaea, and others.
Aleks made something that looked like it was gonna be nasty, and was OK. James made something that looked kinda impressive, and it was nasty.. Interesting! xD
The actual cooking show sound effects are amazing with this banter
Necramonium WHERE IS THE COW CHOP?!?!??
Damn James' dish was so awful it dropped Jacobs voice two octaves and turned him into Draxx
TwistedAttitudes lmao
You bitch. Scuse me sir? I said... nice dish
Lmao. I can't believe Jacob actually got it down. The way James just threw the entire crab into the whisker made me gag just thinking about it. If he actually took the crab apart and just put the leg meat in his recipe he might have actually won. But instead he just made crab soup out of the entire body. That had to taste so fucking bad. I feel for Jacob.
he also ate the dead mans fingers (i think)
TwistedAttitudes he’s dead tho
Jakob's deep ass voice after eating James' dish had me in tears.
whoa dude its Noct. its good to see that you find time to watch cow chop even if you're king, I appreciate it.
there's always time for cowchop.
you're god damn right there is
i cant believe james pie actually looked like a pie at the end lol
Brett Dechaine yeah seriously thought it was a different pie lol
He used a lot of eggs so it's more like a quiche in pie crust
Mad props to Jakob for swallowing james’ dish lol.
Ruuddeeyy Incredible how he managed to swallow both their loads without gagging, amirite?
There's the gay joke I was looking for.
id let him swallow my dish anyday
Brett casually laughing about James not having a gun to his head is suspicious.
I know right but is it just me or is there some invisible tension between aleks and James. Also it seems as if aleks is and Brett are against James. Is it just me ?
Or you’re just reading into shit too far
Dude why are you so invested in these strangers personal lives it was a joke relax lol
David Patterson
I hope that wasnt aimed at me, lol.
Beasty Brady
I'm not reading into anything, it was a J O K E
Last time on Cow Chopped. Trevor was eliminated from the challenge and had to go home.
Who?
I was looking for a Cow Chopped comment lmao.
i love crab more than anything
He got removed from the show? Why?
I810I he fucking left you dolt
The cheesecake gave Jakob the voice of Kratos
boy!
Funny part is he said boi 11:38
I love it when they do cooking shit on this channel, its always hilarious
Toxic Peanut and probably mostly toxic
Oh yeah definitely i wouldn't eat anything they make, but that's why it's funny when they make the rest of them eat it
“Must be willing to eat cruel and unusual foods”
i wish aron was still here to have boiling food and poorly baked taquitos thrown at him
Should've had chef Jakob make some of his famous Italian Pizza
Morgan Meme Machine or “lasa-gee-knee”
garyfiasco1 I'm still so disappointed with myself hat I missed the third coming stream.
Mamma Mia mamma Mia
I be makin fucking dough up in the pizzeria
they need to do more episodes of this, I can't believe that Jakob didn't throw up from James's dish
The chopped betrayal noise kills me
*“I sense euphoria”*- James 2018
I love the Kitchen Nightmares sound cues
*WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE*
You fucking DONKEY!!!!
GET THE FUCK OUT. Just get out. GET OUT
Fuck off you fat useless sack of YANKIE DANKY DOODLE SHITE
SDreadnoug where is the laaamb sauuuuuceeeee
SDreadnoug NINOOOOOOO
i really like how jakob's voice went 100x deeper than usual after eating james' dish,
3:38 "I'll go down fighting" 😂 already one of my favorite videos
*"I literally have an allergic"*
CRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE LOOK LIKE CRAB TALK LIKE PEOPLE
SilentOcean you beat me to it lol
classic
3:59 MY BROTHER NOOOOOO
i like eating crab
Crabs are people too
I'm actually surprised that Jakob managed to supress his highly developed gag reflex. Well done buddy, you make us all very proud.
When James was making those pies i couldnt help but think of the time he pied Aleks in the face with a hot dog cheese covered pie during Aleks' live stream that day.
When James was pouring the whip cream and tarter sauce into the pan, I was waiting for it to be thrown at Aleks. But pleasantly surprised he didn't. 9/10 would crab cake again.
damn, this is a new low for the chef of The Silver Dollar. He just wanted to restart his career
Cruzingman He was just trying out new recipes.
i love that *oatmeal pie* that james made
Nice *Line* profile picture
yo I thought your profile pic was an eyelash on my phone
same I kept trying to wipe it off lol
YOU BABY SNATCHER, I BLEW AT MY PHONE SCREEN BECAUSE I THOUGHT THERE WAS A HAIR ON MY PHONE.
Got me
THAT CRAB IS RAAAAAWW!
NoobCakeHunterD um no those crabs start out as blue crab and come pre boiled you usually just microwave them or steam them .
He missed it by about 5 miles, pray 4 J&NateVLOGS
Salvo more like 10000
_Oof yay I'm happy to sit down and watch the life slowly fade from these two once again as they attempt to poison their friends_
UnovaTrainerWhite they're literally gonna die
I think they underestimate how bad you can fuck food like that up
UnovaTrainerWhite - No
UnovaTrainerWhite a spiral of depression, alcoholism, self depreciation, arsonist tendencies, and fun
Just Seizure Aleks aren't we all on a downward spiral of chronic depression?
Jacobs not going to be In The next video because he's either going to be in the hospital getting his stomach pumped or dead
I'm so glad that these three gentlemen are moving on to cooking! I can't wait to make this for my family tonight! :)
Love that there is just a bag of weed on the table at 1:54 as one of the dessert items
Yeah I guess I'll watch this
Same
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AZB I like this. +10 points for creativity.
AZB First time I’m seeing this type of comment. Deserves a like. Hoping I don’t see any more people copying this in other comment sections.
Only videos in the good shit folder
ShredderGG ....Weeellll I've already seen this 20 times over just like every other copy pasted shit on RUclips so it's nothing new.
Chipomishire Nothing new to you*
If this is going to be a series I'm 100% down.
2:42 well oh my god, they have that particular sound effect
Hey J! love your work!
Armiter Oh woah hiya, thanks so much! 😂😁😁✌️
fishermanarts the emojis... yeah i take back what i said
This was definitely one of the funniest cook offs so far on this channel, however you can see that James was just totally done with the channel at this point.
Yeah you can see how much longer it takes for him to get into it. The years of group content and having to live in godawful LA really did eat at him. I do wonder if staying in Colorado would have helped the channel stay alive longer, if even for just a year.
@@carolusrex5213Do you know/remember why they moved to LA?
@Mickeyfinful house eviction from someone reporting it, then Brett wanted them to move to la and everyone ended up hating California
i'd just like to say , jacob did a really good job role playing this time, keep it up
9:49 so relateable, i hate when im trying to blast some fool with his tip and my money gun gets all clogged up
This week on kitchen nightmares
“YOU DIDNT GET BREAD?” *suspenseful violin screech*
James coulda called it a crab apple pie.
Jim Beam or a Crapple Pie :D
"This is not a show, just a video"
The editing in this video is perfect
6:52 ah yes my fav member of cow chop, Tartar sauce. Thanks for tagging him
0:05
James looks so happy to be alive
I really love these types of videos (world records, photoshop battles, etc). I really hope to see more videos like these
can't believe you got Reviewbrah on this
thanks for the spoiler
Are you feeling it NOW Mr. Krabs?
Did not expect the crab to be cut so easily.
"Woo! Look at that, I'm actually cooking mom :)" is the most wholesome content I've ever heard from Cow Chop.
Where was Gordon Ramsay during all this? Someone send this too him
ElectronicRedPanda what's his financial status?
ElectronicRedPanda I think you're full of shit, and he is doing just fine. Also, who uses Bing?
ElectronicRedPanda I think you're projecting a little buddy. Also in response to my N7 tattoo, it's one of my favorite game series. I'm a huge nerd, and it made me happy. Andromeda wasn't terrible, it was just a let down from the original trilogy. Also, "failed" is extremely laughable. If you have other game tattoo suggestions, I am open to them. I'll be getting an extremely nerdy sleeve soon with the likes of DQ, Pokemon, Digimon, Disgaea, and others.
ElectronicRedPanda bro tf
“No I didn’t buy bread.” The kitchen nightmares sound effects got me dead. 2:38
i miss cowchop
Same 😞
Join the club
The way James says "smells like pickles" is fucking adorable
I was expecting James to lose it and push the pie he baked into Aleks face.
11:44 I like how he groaned and called him a bitch I NEED TO GO TO A FUCKING MEDICAL CENTER IM DYING
you used the efucking tension sound. i love it
Please make this into a weekly or biweekly show, this was hilarious!
Jakob had the hardest part to play in this skit for sure
I love all the cooking show sound effects really nice touch props to the editors
Aleks and James have really grown to hate each other. Probably why their son Trevor left.
The Isopod I hear they are currently finalizing their divorce
PyzerLyle VixenXX ;-;
The sound effect at 2:04 made my day
Some good quality content I’ve been waiting on
I’m still waiting on y’all to break a world record tho
The food videos are always my favorite. There just so bad that its beautiful!
Who else thought Jakob was going to end up puking?
This and Photoshop battle are my,favorite series. Yes, this better become a series. It was amazing.
CRABS ARE PEOPLE!
When James started to pour his bowl into the pie crust i started dying laughing
I’m sending this to Gordon Ramsey as we speak
"thank you so much Mr. Bone....bone uhhhhh.......robert."
9:45 lmao
Mr Crabs didn't feel so good.
your comment made me have a ptsd flashback
Me: "word looks like a good video to chill and have some food to"
4:00
8:03 is that Draco Malfoy?
Please make this style of video more. This is the best content
no wonder Red Lobster sank
I love the dramatic noise when the crab is thrown on the table
Those appetizing dishes didn't warrant your vurping, Jakob
I saw Brett's tiktok about the trays so I had to come back and watch!
"This is not a show, just a video..." My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
This was amazing! I'm really looking forward to a second episode.
The kitchen nightmares violin made me die
6:53 the music getting spooky is fucking genius I gut laughed, awesome video
God, I miss this shit.
5:55 aleks coming up with million dollar ideas while James is making a yummy meal
"This is not a show."
Aleks' new sleeve looks very nice
"MY NAME IS NINOOOO!"
The violin sound effect was a great touch lol
Wow i love chopped
I would love it if yall did more of these episodes!
Aleks made something that looked like it was gonna be nasty, and was OK. James made something that looked kinda impressive, and it was nasty.. Interesting! xD
Trips me out when I remember he's James Wilson. Grew up with a buddy with the same name. Trippy dude
Why isn't this a show called Cow Chopped?
I need more of this in my life
Please make this into a series
Who’s here after watching the last test kitchen. Fuck I’m sad :(
PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES IM BEGGING YOU
Where’s the lamb sauce !!!👨🍳
I definitely want more actual competition vids like this
Lmao cow chopped
The premise for this was great. Cow Chop Test Kitchen. It just sends shivers down my tartar sauce
yes chef
nice mii mii
This was great! Please do more of these!