Addendum: it has been discovered that SCP-3008-2's get created. When a person dies in 3008, an anomalous group of people designated SCP-3008-3 will swipe the body away and morph it into a SCP-3008-2.
@@O5-3-g30nc it was truly a mimic due to the instance having elongated fingers and in the cracks of the mannequin was a fleshy red similar to the skin of a mimic
IKEA! Just some oak and a pine and a handful of Norsemen IKEA! Selling furniture for college kids and divorced men everyone has a home if don't have a home you can buy one there!!!
![I.N "HALLUCINATION" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5B5q1Hwt_U/mqdefault.jpg)
Best customer service I ever got, but then a Karen walked up complaining about the meatballs. I still hear the screams.
There is more meatballs now
@@pke1 AAAAAAA WTF I JUST REALIZED THAT'S WHY THEY'RE INFINITE TOO
@@angelcruz4870 and the worst part it makes sense
I wrote "Kilroy was here" in her car before she left. Good times. She was dumb enough to come back in and complain.
That escalated quickly
“ExUsE mE tHe StOrE iS nOw ClOsEd”
Excuse me the store is closed* (without now)
Edit it
@@Hannahjade123o it has a now actually
“The store is now closed, please EK sit the building.”
Excuse me me the store is now close
"your a wizard harry"
"I'm a what?"
"A WIZARD"
"Random noise""
3008
lEKA
That was the last video i saw beffor dis
3008
scp3008
"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building."
lol😂
Addendum: it has been discovered that SCP-3008-2's get created. When a person dies in 3008, an anomalous group of people designated SCP-3008-3 will swipe the body away and morph it into a SCP-3008-2.
How to make the already terrifying entity more terrifying.
@@galewinds8212cause I have way to much time on my hands. I can turn almost anything into an SCP
@@Dr.Toffel I hope you would never actually create one without approval from the Council.
@@O5-3-g30nc I would never be caught dead leaking a real article on purpose
@@Dr.Toffel
Waffle House.
They never close, after all
Imagine if they went into ikea with that and started saying EXUSE ME THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING
I was thinking about that
I was thinking about that
Night time customers hear
"Sorry but the store is closed please leave the building" with an ikia worker running twords them at light speed
* Ikea
no
Soooop
« Excuse me, the store is now closed please exit the building. » you mean?
@@Prairiedogsarecute yeah that's how they say it
"excuse me the store is not closed please exit the building"
Should’ve gone to ikea for this it would scare the shit out of someone
Especially someone who knows scp lore
me
@joanapawan8033bro can't type
3008-SCP
3008😮
"Excuse me, The store is now closed. Please exit the building. -slap-"
I was not expecting to hear Jonathan Coulton today.
🎵If you don't have a home you can buy one there!🎵
SCP-3008-IKEA Guy I like the way how they paint it
🤟I. Love IKEA. SCP. 3008😎
90/100
Everybody was gangsta until he say
"Excuse me, store is now closed please exit the building"
IKEASCP30008fjcjfjgjihhhgigSCL) ZBHKHhiyihjuhihiuiuiuuiuiihiuhjihuiuhiuhuiuuuuuuuugyughuhhhggughดศาสนสัมพัน
Roblox❤❤❤
😅
Really is so Good
Researcher down! We lost ‘em!
Him: _TIME TO SCARE THE KIDS👁👄👁💅💅_
Hey at least it wasn’t a mimic hiding in a mannequin wearing the ikea uniform this time…
When was this?
@@O5-3-g30nc it was a incident about a week ago me and my buddy say a man getting stalked by a mimic in a mannequin and we already reported it
@@You_Found_The_Evidence_ Of course no one tells the O5 any of this. Was it truly a mimic? Or an unconfirmed instance of SCP-3008?
@@O5-3-g30nc it was truly a mimic due to the instance having elongated fingers and in the cracks of the mannequin was a fleshy red similar to the skin of a mimic
@@You_Found_The_Evidence_ I saw the report. The Mimic-Type Anomaly Containment team has been dispatched.
“ excuse me the store is now closed. Exit the building.”
When it’s midnight:
*”Excuse me. The store is now closed, please exit the building.”*
Ikea 😄😃😀😃😄😃😀🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎧🎤🎹🎸📻🥁lkea 😄😃😀😃😄😃😀lkea @user-ss7wb7lj9m
Ya
Yayayaya3008lkea
Like it, you did a great job
I have personally inspected every corner of the world and every vehicle ever built.
Even I have yet to finish inspecting that IKEA.
THAT SCARED ME ASF💀💀💀💀💀
This man deserves more respect than ever the things he does is unforgettable he is making the scp community bigger than ever
Ikea is beautiful and awesome of this ❤
Director Sherman are you feeling well?
Brick, he has turned into the ikea workers we must place him in a box
“Yer a SCP Harry’”
“I’m a what”
“A SCP”
*cue Harry Potter theme*
3008
Customer service was great until the lights when out…
173 vs IKEA workers (3008)
@@av812bb that would be fun to watch
Ah yes SCP-3008-1 finally found it's mind
Sir the store is closed *comenses with attacking while calmly asking him to leave*🤣🤣🤣🤣god I love scps
imagine if he walked into ikea and an scp 3008 kid sees him
Bruh imagine you are just chilling in IKEA and this guy starts walking towards you 💀💀💀
Id run as fast as the flash💀💀
Excuse me the store is now closed please exit the building
3008
IKEA
ikea got the SHIT out of nowhere
Oh my 343 that is one of my favorite JoCo songs ever.
Same!
D:
Imagine going to Ikea after Playing 3008 because you parents forced you and you see this
Interesting.......SPC 3008 updated....
SHARK PUNCHING CENTRE!!
*pulls out Micro H.I.D*
Well uhh, i like the song ngl
3008scp🎉🎉🎉❤
If I found this in IKEA, I’d be freaked out that I was in the real 3008😂 but also the song in the background is fire
AHH! AAAHHH! THEY BROKE OUT OF 3008
me at night and saw that thing almost near
me:*turns on fortnite building*
I LOVE THIS SONG
Me too
What's the song's name
@@WRX_695 ikea - Jonathan Coulton
*now put a wardrobe on his head and watch him fly*
Good news his out at day bad news it will become night
The vid:❤❤
The song:🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
The store is now closed please exit the building
I
Um
Okay, lol
Random, but cool cosplay!
If you want to IKEA, I think people would 😱
SCP: Excuse me, The store is now closed, Please exit the building.
Ain’t no way he just went to a store in this outfit bro the people and kids seeing this are like 🗣WHAT?!
Its alright guys! its day time, were safe for now
Blow it out of the atmosphere
IKEA-⚠️
IKEA 🥰
"Excuse me the store is now closed please exit the building"😡
"Hello, Gnarpy."
@@Pest_the_Hot no
@@The_Gnorpian "What do you mean, "no?" You're literally Gnarpy."
@@Pest_the_Hot yez I am idk why I zaid that
@@The_Gnorpian "Alright."
That one roblox kid there:AHHHHSRHLGELAEAJTYDJSTHSTAGSRYJEATHZTH "cutey dies"
I guess he's killed people in the night 💀
Employee:uhh why is that man walking into a tv?
Other employee:i have no idea
"SORRY STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLS EXIT THE BUILDING"
"Excuse me, the store is closed pleaese exit the buileing!"
왼팔님이 700명 서버에서 비공섭방 만드시고 시청자 여러명끼리 집짓기 하면 재밌을듯합니.
its all fun and games until the lights turn off and you hear "excuse me the store is now closed 🤓☝️
Do more 3008 vids
*dr bob*
“So 3008-2 IS CONTAGIOUS?!?!”
"EXCUSE ME THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥"
What if he actually gets stuck in ikea and the workers don’t know who is who?
“Can he see in there?”
“Can he breathe?”
“No-“
The other people watching him:👁️👄👁️
He can’t see anything because of the make up😂
“ EXCUSE ME THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLS EXIT THE BUILDING👹👹👹👹👹👹”
IKEA is OK but the tree won’t d**n scream
Ikea workers: OH NO HES 3008 RUN 😰
pov: I’m going home after shopping in IKEA he is still following me 😅
Ikea😄😄😄🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵lkea 😄😄😄😄😄🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎹🎸🎹🎸🎤🎤🎤lkea 😄😄😄😄🎶🎵🎶🎵🥁🪇🎹🎸🎻🎤
Ikea 😀😃😄😃😀😃😄🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎧🎤🎹🎹🎸📻🥁lkea 😀😃😄😃😀😃😄😃😀😃😄🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎸🎹📻🥁🎧🎤
IKEA -3008 SCP😢
Bro was like how u pick up chairs
Me : finally I SAW THE EXIT! *Enters backrooms me : wait what oh mann
If ur dressed like that go to IKEA
Bro got that double chin
SCP-3008 😮😮
"Exuse me the store is now closed."
-İKEA employe
How does he breath in that😭
Me being the 3008 player that really looks good
He looks so real
Customer belike: out of ikea -_-
He really did 3008😂
He's a handsome man❤
This guy is you can go to ikea
😊😊😊😊❤😍🥳
SCP: EXCUSE ME THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING
Can bro even breathe through that 😂
LKEA-SCP-3008😢
I love SCP-3008
Same
Thanks gamer ytbers scp ytbers horror ytbers for helping me cheer up while my dog is dying😢
Just wait until the mobile task force show up with an actual gun…
IKEA! Just some oak and a pine and a handful of Norsemen IKEA! Selling furniture for college kids and divorced men everyone has a home if don't have a home you can buy one there!!!
3008 Excuse me, the store is not closed, please, exit the building
Persons ; WHAT The FUCK RUN IS SCP 3008 😱😱😱
That’s how IKEA made
3008❤️💞
Day 1: "oh, I recognize this man from that one video... Oh, there's more"
Day 2: "where's the exit? I swear it was somewhere"
Day 3: "where am I?!"
I love IKEA they have good Swedish meatballs
I have not seen Jonathan Coulton referenced anywhere in so long!
ikea at night: twin💀
IKEA