What the Hell is Going on With Japanese Stocks?

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

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  • @jerry3790
    @jerry3790 Месяц назад +518

    Yesterday: it’s so over!
    Today: we’re so back!

    • @kockorzo
      @kockorzo Месяц назад +12

      the world is in a permanent monetary crisis

    • @mexicanopdb
      @mexicanopdb Месяц назад +9

      Nothing ever happens

    • @mexicanopdb
      @mexicanopdb Месяц назад +16

      ​@@kockorzo thank capitalism

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- Месяц назад

      Me: Nani

    • @buglerplayz7497
      @buglerplayz7497 Месяц назад +23

      Yesterday: it's joever
      Today: we barrack

  • @burningphoenix6679
    @burningphoenix6679 Месяц назад +273

    “The global economy is gonna crash! We’re all gonna be broke.
    Oh nvm. It’s fine”

    • @dVector13
      @dVector13 Месяц назад +21

      Investor "confidence" is about as sturdy as wet toilet paper at any given moment. Not surprising given the kind of person you have to be in order to make market speculation your primary profession.

    • @allesarfint
      @allesarfint Месяц назад +4

      @@dVector13 You see, individuals are rational, so you can totally trust them to do rational things

    • @nc3826
      @nc3826 Месяц назад +2

      i'm already broke.... Welcome to my world....

    • @HopeRock425
      @HopeRock425 Месяц назад

      Saying "the economy will crash" is guaranteed way to make the economy crash cause it causes people to sell of stocks and not invest. I think the news has learned their leason on this over the years and now they feermongering about the economy untill the last possible moment because they know a crash is not good for them either. I find it funny that news love feer mongering but have to restrain themselves when mentioning the economy.

    • @manana1444
      @manana1444 Месяц назад +1

      "He bought? Dump it!"
      _One day later_
      "He sold? Pump it!"

  • @thepax2621
    @thepax2621 Месяц назад +137

    "Google is a monopolist..."
    *Everybody gasps* 🙄

    • @Nihalthegreat
      @Nihalthegreat Месяц назад

      Use bing bruh, (not kidding, its great)

  • @Magmasite
    @Magmasite Месяц назад +178

    Japan really do be doing a little bit of trolling

    • @robbiekop7
      @robbiekop7 Месяц назад +3

      The Land Of The Rising Stock

  • @NintendoCraft1
    @NintendoCraft1 Месяц назад +80

    Dark sense of humor but it's kind of ironic that the paralyzed guys last name is walker, genuinely hope everything goes well for him.

    • @nc3826
      @nc3826 Месяц назад +1

      Just hope his first name wasn't Mat

    • @calebrapp7289
      @calebrapp7289 Месяц назад

      An Extra layer - they finished off the video with the line “keep diving into this…” after noting it was a diving incident that got him

  • @PioterCygan
    @PioterCygan Месяц назад +128

    From its Joeover to we're Barack in 1 day

    • @robbiekop7
      @robbiekop7 Месяц назад +1

      I'm seeing Biden & Butthead 👀

    • @nc3826
      @nc3826 Месяц назад +1

      Triumphantly

  • @MMajor13
    @MMajor13 Месяц назад +58

    So much for the “Great Depression of 2024” lmao

    • @Ryanowning
      @Ryanowning Месяц назад

      The confirmation that the US is in a recession made people jump the gun on Japanese stocks, but people moving out of the American market and into the Japanese market are those who realized that this is just a recession and that Japan's economy is showing signs of finally waking up out of their 40 year slumber.

    • @Marc42
      @Marc42 Месяц назад +3

      Stonks

  • @leahsdreams
    @leahsdreams Месяц назад +45

    Google's monopoly is also hard to tackle since all the other search engine options are absolute garbage. But then again, that's probably due to their meddling too.

    • @DefnitelyNotFred
      @DefnitelyNotFred Месяц назад +28

      Tbf, Google has been working hard to make its own search engine as garbage as the others

    • @hydromic2518
      @hydromic2518 Месяц назад +7

      @@DefnitelyNotFredmore reasons for more competition

  • @Vet1Michael
    @Vet1Michael Месяц назад +96

    Can we all just agree that 'investors' and 'traders' are not very good at remaining calm and being wise with money? panic yesterday followed by resurgence today. It's all nonsense and only serves to ruin normal peoples' lives when these panic-prone 'traders' get scared by, I dunno, thunderstorms or the change in M&M color..

    • @nathanl4083
      @nathanl4083 Месяц назад +5

      Just gambelers with our money, all of it should be abolished

    • @robertstuckey6407
      @robertstuckey6407 Месяц назад +2

      Deeply unserious place

    • @Marc42
      @Marc42 Месяц назад

      How would you have reacted if your money were on the line? 🤷‍♂️

    • @chrisV8
      @chrisV8 Месяц назад +5

      @@Marc42my money was on the line, I understood what was happening and bought a lot as everyone was giving it away.

    • @JanBruunAndersen
      @JanBruunAndersen Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Marc42 - wrong question.
      It is easy to stay cool and buy the dip when it *is* your money. It is a whole different kettle of fish to stay calm and not panic when it is *other* people's money that you are managing.

  • @raouljordens
    @raouljordens Месяц назад +12

    Guy decides to drive the length of britain with his special vehicle after breaking his back diving in India. TLDR: "Keep diving deeper"

  • @thepax2621
    @thepax2621 Месяц назад +11

    Japan: " *Woo* Yzma! Put your hands in the air!"

  • @SpazzyMcGee1337
    @SpazzyMcGee1337 Месяц назад +13

    I really don't understand what is going on in Bangladesh. Why have a law that requires a quota of 60 year olds in government jobs and why wouldn't you just change it in light of its unpopularity? It's so bizarre that the government is so inflexible.

    • @grasshopper8901
      @grasshopper8901 Месяц назад

      Maybe arrogance of structure? Popular/unpopular thing people want changed, but government is like, 'just because you asked for, I am going to do everything against that.'
      Kind of like marijuana and the US federal government.

    • @GrandVizierPestage
      @GrandVizierPestage Месяц назад +6

      The law isn’t a quota of people. The controversial law was that at least 30% of government jobs had to be reserved to veterans of Bangladesh’s War of Independence, which as you might guess is not popular with the rest of the populace

    • @poland-lithuania
      @poland-lithuania Месяц назад +3

      It isn't just those 60 year olds, its their descendants.

    • @SpazzyMcGee1337
      @SpazzyMcGee1337 Месяц назад

      @@poland-lithuania Thanks. Good to know.

  • @_remblanc
    @_remblanc Месяц назад +43

    shoutout to mario kart pro

    • @grapesurgeon
      @grapesurgeon Месяц назад +10

      the james bizonette of tldr

    • @SoulDuckling126
      @SoulDuckling126 Месяц назад

      Yoo, We need Ben running on a flower field while holding a sign.

    • @Banito13
      @Banito13 Месяц назад +2

      I've gotten that one​@@grapesurgeon👍

    • @mariokartpro7406
      @mariokartpro7406 Месяц назад +2

      thanks bro

    • @grapesurgeon
      @grapesurgeon Месяц назад

      @@mariokartpro7406 hey get out of here, we only like the idea of you, not the actual you

  • @shortanimationsforfun89
    @shortanimationsforfun89 Месяц назад +18

    So happy for japans recovery

  • @SoulDuckling126
    @SoulDuckling126 Месяц назад +8

    The government and justice system actually start fighting big tech monopolies? Nice

    • @Descriptor413
      @Descriptor413 Месяц назад +2

      The new FTC director has been on fire lately. Even that Vance guy likes her, so she's getting some bipartisan support.

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 Месяц назад

      @@Descriptor413is she a fan of couches?

  • @toast_on_toast1270
    @toast_on_toast1270 Месяц назад +1

    Minor nitpick: you quote the exec director @2.27 saying "corporate lenders", but the graphic says "corporate leaders"

  • @the_zsriverpanda
    @the_zsriverpanda Месяц назад +12

    a pedantic correction as someone learning japanese: "nikkei" sounds more like "knee-KAY" instead of the "KNEE kai" that you've been pronouncing

    • @Aerostarm
      @Aerostarm Месяц назад +3

      Just use the IPA to be clearer because I can’t tell the difference when your typing it

    • @the_zsriverpanda
      @the_zsriverpanda Месяц назад +1

      @@Aerostarm sure, it'd be something like [nik:e:] with the flat pitch accent
      how likely do you think the average viewer of this video (or ben, who my comment was meant to address) would understand what I just typed, out of curiosity?

    • @Aerostarm
      @Aerostarm Месяц назад +1

      @@the_zsriverpanda I reckon like 30%, but it’s still helpful

  • @regularrock8637
    @regularrock8637 Месяц назад +2

    I'm sorry, but your using the wrong vowel sound for the second half of the word Nikkei is like nails on chalkboard. It uses a sound much closer to date, paste, and slate than the vowel used for eye, die or lie.

  • @daniellewis984
    @daniellewis984 Месяц назад +1

    The carry traders (borrowing money from Japan at 1% to invest in the US at 7%) basically got scurred. Their problem. Nothing to see here.

  • @alxa4739
    @alxa4739 Месяц назад +1

    Just nitpicking but...That's a quadracycle, a bi-cycle has 2 wheels.

  • @jimsackmanbusinesscoaching1344
    @jimsackmanbusinesscoaching1344 Месяц назад +11

    Uh - you really have to understand "Black Monday" and put that in context with yesterday. On that day in 1987 (and I was alive, working, and had investments in the stock market), the US Dow Jones Industrial average dropped 25% in one day. Yes, not 2.5% but 25% (1/4th of the total value). These are NOT comparable events at all. Worse than that, in those days online investing did not exist. That meant you had to call your broker and hope for a trade "soon". Worse than that much of my investment was in my 401(k) plan. This require a written request for a trade and took weeks to execute.

  • @TyroneLangam
    @TyroneLangam Месяц назад +43

    I knew I had to click immediately when I saw mild profanity in a TLDR News title.

    • @almighty3946
      @almighty3946 Месяц назад +2

      Uncensored too 😂

    • @philjt7474
      @philjt7474 Месяц назад +11

      In the UK we dont really count words like hell or damn as profanity

    • @soundscape26
      @soundscape26 Месяц назад +5

      Never thought of that as profanity

    • @Rui301
      @Rui301 Месяц назад +8

      Profanity for the Amish maybe

    • @Aerostarm
      @Aerostarm Месяц назад +1

      Profanity of puritans maybe?

  • @Pentagathusosaurus
    @Pentagathusosaurus Месяц назад

    Ecosia is a great search engine which uses its profits to support environmentally friendly tree planting initiatives around the globe - usually working with local people and farmers to make sure they are sustainable and benefit impoverished communities.

  • @enkephalin07
    @enkephalin07 Месяц назад +1

    Wait, how did the DoJ bring an Anti-Trust case against Google without any remedies to request from the judge? How could it be "unknown what penalty Alphabet will be given" or "how they'll have to change their business practices" to comply with Anti-Trust law?

  • @mikegentgaming4533
    @mikegentgaming4533 Месяц назад +4

    dead cat bounce?

  • @viar888
    @viar888 Месяц назад +3

    Wheres the sound editing?

  • @jdo8405
    @jdo8405 Месяц назад +1

    This is the perfect example of a "buy the dip" overreaction. Bears, load up on shorts and puts. It's bull-gripping season.

  • @wyattcramer1131
    @wyattcramer1131 Месяц назад +8

    first, thoughts on Tim Walz as Kamala's VP?

    • @mikegentgaming4533
      @mikegentgaming4533 Месяц назад

      Shapiro would have done better, nate silver had a good writing on why

    • @fireironthesecond2909
      @fireironthesecond2909 Месяц назад

      Poor idea imo
      People around the world have turned more right wing so choosing a left wing candidate for VP is just likely to turn more people away than it’ll gain
      She needs to be a normal person and safe pair of hands compared to Trump and Trumpnomics which she can’t be with someone who wants more leave, free school foods and legalising marijuana

  • @ophilipp7292
    @ophilipp7292 Месяц назад

    fecking hell lads, i miss out watching one day, ONE DAY, and come back with pizzas to a hotel room (the world) in flames xD

  • @paullangford8179
    @paullangford8179 Месяц назад

    It's called rebound. Panic selling followed by opportunistic buying. That's how the stock market works!

  • @joevahle2321
    @joevahle2321 Месяц назад +1

    You guys going to have to be carful with the names of channel members you shoutout in the videos LOL someone is totally going to try and sneak something in there one day XD

  • @akend4426
    @akend4426 Месяц назад

    Japanese Stock Exchange be like:
    “Hardcore parkour!”

  • @michaelgreen398
    @michaelgreen398 Месяц назад

    Someone pumping the bubble back up?,ONLY DELAYING THE CRASH

  • @h4tchery
    @h4tchery Месяц назад

    Perhaps there simply should not be a market, but some other technocratic mechanism to determine exchange rates and prevent carry trades.

  • @emiliapains8283
    @emiliapains8283 Месяц назад +1

    5:06 bit controversial of me but assassinations in foreign countries is not a good luck whatsoever and Iran's reaction is completely understandable, If America had a Canadian ambassador assassinated in their country the US would probably do the exact same thing

  • @zUJ7EjVD
    @zUJ7EjVD Месяц назад

    Well we all know what the next one's good news section will be, Tim Walz being selected as VP.

  • @thebaron2277
    @thebaron2277 Месяц назад

    Yesterday: Its Jover
    Today: WE ARE JOE BACK

  • @Rocklahaulle
    @Rocklahaulle Месяц назад

    I cannot wait for you to do a video on tim walz

  • @tld8102
    @tld8102 Месяц назад

    A recovery or a bubble?

  • @rorynator7567
    @rorynator7567 Месяц назад

    Nothing ever happens.

  • @prateekbhurkay9376
    @prateekbhurkay9376 Месяц назад

    7:24 His name is Andy Walker? Talk about ironic

  • @krisshnapeswanipeswani3190
    @krisshnapeswanipeswani3190 Месяц назад

    There si a reason japan has a compltyly different category in economic theory

  • @Texas_Is_Cheapest_State
    @Texas_Is_Cheapest_State Месяц назад +1

    how did that happen? did people bought some anime book or what? dragon ball z

  • @Ehh.....
    @Ehh..... Месяц назад

    Intel was a Nobel sacrifice for Japan.

  • @jetsflyingoffatrain4338
    @jetsflyingoffatrain4338 Месяц назад

    Stocks are idiotic and whoever came up with them should be forgotten

    • @AduckButSpain
      @AduckButSpain Месяц назад

      That's quite a natural process. Even the Roman Republic had them. That's just how economy works.

  • @nerdygem8620
    @nerdygem8620 Месяц назад

    Fear, panic and greed, as always

  • @teelo12000
    @teelo12000 Месяц назад

    Correction: Andy Wheeler

  • @jpablo700
    @jpablo700 Месяц назад

    A lot of the trading is based on algorithms. Maybe too aggressive?

  • @ultimate_pleb
    @ultimate_pleb Месяц назад

    Stonks ↗️

  • @mariokartpro7406
    @mariokartpro7406 Месяц назад +1

    omg thats me 😂

  • @franzusgutlus54
    @franzusgutlus54 Месяц назад

    STONKS

  • @angel_killzit
    @angel_killzit Месяц назад

    Carry trader's took the L , and got back into the market. All good 👍

  • @50pourcentQuebecois
    @50pourcentQuebecois Месяц назад

    Buy the dip 🚀🚀🚀

  • @gp-1542
    @gp-1542 Месяц назад +1

    Way to scare people

  • @svenrio8521
    @svenrio8521 Месяц назад

    Waltz is also Harris pick for VP. Guess we'll hear more about that tomorrow

  • @Ridcally
    @Ridcally Месяц назад

    Hopefully US supreme Court will protect US holy monopolies

  • @moritamikamikara3879
    @moritamikamikara3879 Месяц назад

    Mmh, stonks

  • @shubhamnarayan2077
    @shubhamnarayan2077 Месяц назад

    Knew it. Glad i didn't sell lol

  • @RandomU5erName
    @RandomU5erName Месяц назад

    The great depressions of the 20’s

  • @samroot
    @samroot Месяц назад

    Recession is over..bottom is in. Another bull run begins.

  • @Kingllama3rd
    @Kingllama3rd Месяц назад

    Stonks

  • @AlphaHark
    @AlphaHark Месяц назад

    Whats Mario Kart Pro got to do with anything? 🤔

    • @mariokartpro7406
      @mariokartpro7406 Месяц назад +1

      I think he was talking about me because ive joined up to their membership imao, they should have cleared that tho haha

    • @AlphaHark
      @AlphaHark Месяц назад

      @@mariokartpro7406 ahhh now it all makes sense! 😂

  • @BroznikTSOC
    @BroznikTSOC Месяц назад +4

    YUP. Nothing ever jappens.

  • @OnlyDegenerateWorkAtYouTube
    @OnlyDegenerateWorkAtYouTube Месяц назад

    Make the rich richer...

  • @nc3826
    @nc3826 Месяц назад

    Triumphantly we're Barack

  • @deleted-something
    @deleted-something Месяц назад

    Lmao

  • @monkeeseemonkeedoo3745
    @monkeeseemonkeedoo3745 Месяц назад

    NANI?!

  • @131scavy
    @131scavy Месяц назад +5

    Abandoning pegging the yen to the dollar for something actually stable is probably the smartest thing the Japanese could do to actually insulate them from the US's economic nonsense.

    • @guavaguy4397
      @guavaguy4397 Месяц назад +2

      Then what should they peg it to? Gold. lol

    • @hydromic2518
      @hydromic2518 Месяц назад

      @@guavaguy4397peg it to bitcoin 💀 jk

  • @crankykransky2979
    @crankykransky2979 Месяц назад

    🇧🇩Viva lá Revolution!🇧🇩

    • @fireironthesecond2909
      @fireironthesecond2909 Месяц назад

      What are they fighting for?

    • @crankykransky2979
      @crankykransky2979 Месяц назад

      @@fireironthesecond2909 an end to the awami league dictatorship. Notice how that wasn't mentioned by tldr.

    • @AduckButSpain
      @AduckButSpain Месяц назад

      Notice they literally have a full video about it. Not a dictatorship, but on the lower end of authoritarianism.

    • @crankykransky2979
      @crankykransky2979 Месяц назад

      @@AduckButSpain that was up after this comment was posted, and it was a dictatorship, just an oligarchical one like the US or Russia.

    • @AduckButSpain
      @AduckButSpain Месяц назад

      The democracy index - which is quite accurate and reliable index, put it on the very high end of "hybrid regime" for 2023.

  • @chrisV8
    @chrisV8 Месяц назад

    Bit late with this news aren’t you?

  • @veraxiana9993
    @veraxiana9993 Месяц назад

    Iran has a right to defend itself! 🇮🇷

  • @michielwerring5846
    @michielwerring5846 Месяц назад

    Your advertisements at the end may come across as patronising.

  • @Noobprokermit
    @Noobprokermit Месяц назад

    Hype

  • @OBGYNMT88
    @OBGYNMT88 Месяц назад

    لا يا د اشرف ده مجرد فشل امني ايراني

  • @Alex-gd9li
    @Alex-gd9li Месяц назад +2

    The Google ruling is insane. They are a monopoly for providing a free product?

    • @hydromic2518
      @hydromic2518 Месяц назад +13

      They are a monopoly for actively trying to prevent competition and maintain a stronghold over the market

    • @gentlemandemon
      @gentlemandemon Месяц назад +9

      you should read literally anything about their business practices before commenting

    • @nenasiek
      @nenasiek Месяц назад +4

      Its free cause they make money off of you.

    • @Alex-gd9li
      @Alex-gd9li Месяц назад

      @@hydromic2518 except there is nothing stopping you from downloading another browser on your phone or changing the default search engine. This pretentious judge and prosecutor think the average person is too stupid to do that.

    • @tomybartok99
      @tomybartok99 Месяц назад +3

      Depends on the definition of free. You pay google with your time, attention and data.

  • @FirasAlkadmani
    @FirasAlkadmani Месяц назад

    Joe should be put in a home of the elderly

  • @93pants93
    @93pants93 Месяц назад +1

    Idc if googles a monopoly all the other search engines suck googles all i will use

    • @trashcanthertrdman8459
      @trashcanthertrdman8459 Месяц назад +1

      That has nothing to do with Google being a monopoly or not lmao

    • @talideon
      @talideon Месяц назад +1

      Nah, Google's search has sucked for a while now, but they pay to keep it the default. That's the problem.

  • @cucubanana4226
    @cucubanana4226 29 дней назад

    hire a sound engineer, immediately ! u__ t_w_at