Casual Misadventures

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  • @STBlackST
    @STBlackST  4 года назад +10685

    Hello again!
    Yes it is a jojo reference.
    You can also rate this on steam:
    steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1991994764
    You can grab poster and some random frames from video here:
    imgur.com/a/TNKIALt
    Have fun mah boiz!
    Stay frosty.

  • @simboli9707
    @simboli9707 4 года назад +5147

    Stand master: Soldier
    Stand Name: [ A M E R I C A N B O O T ]

    • @mpg01
      @mpg01 4 года назад +209

      POWER: INFINITE
      SPEED: INFINITE
      RANGE: INFINITE
      DURABILITY: INFINITE
      PRECISION : INFINITE
      DEVELOPMENTAL POTENTIAL: INFINITE

    • @TauGeneration
      @TauGeneration 4 года назад +101

      it's funny that everyone knew that its name WAS [American Boot]
      i'm so proud of this community

    • @tuskact4772
      @tuskact4772 4 года назад +40

      It’s only rival is GER

    • @co-ramp632
      @co-ramp632 4 года назад +6

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @gianniskagias4145
      @gianniskagias4145 4 года назад +8

      I just thought of it

  • @anohterguy1394
    @anohterguy1394 4 года назад +14259

    I need to see a full “soldier’s bizzarre adventures” opening

  • @kavtherenegadeangel8006
    @kavtherenegadeangel8006 4 года назад +857

    Stand name: [Bizarre Characters]
    Stand master: STBlackST

  • @WhimsicalCreature457
    @WhimsicalCreature457 2 года назад +287

    0:46
    I loved the reference so much. Such an underrated film.

  • @Salvguard
    @Salvguard 4 года назад +5857

    This implies there are “Competitive Misadventures”

    • @greatkhan393
      @greatkhan393 4 года назад +70

      Next vid?

    • @vagram95
      @vagram95 4 года назад +201

      and then "Community Misadventures"

    • @aubergineman1987
      @aubergineman1987 4 года назад +128

      @@vagram95 and then the "MvM Misadventures"

    • @tterrag0629
      @tterrag0629 4 года назад +9

      Aubergine Man its another series

    • @-onionfortress2-117
      @-onionfortress2-117 4 года назад +25

      guess every competitive match is some sort of misadventure

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 4 года назад +2835

    I always knew that Soldier was the main protagonist of JoJo Part 9. People thought I was crazy but nobody’s laughing now!

    • @proudcrabowner
      @proudcrabowner 4 года назад +31

      StickMaster500 Who’s the villain?

    • @Echo_ohc3
      @Echo_ohc3 4 года назад +33

      @@proudcrabowner Soldier

    • @prime5976
      @prime5976 4 года назад +16

      How are you everywhere?

    • @veenox8998
      @veenox8998 4 года назад +7

      @@prime5976 Lol, I agree xd

    • @PurpleHeartE54
      @PurpleHeartE54 4 года назад +7

      @@prime5976 the answer is simple, the subscribe button and bell button.

  • @luisangelarredondo7760
    @luisangelarredondo7760 4 года назад +652

    Everyone: What’s next after Endless Unusual Troubles?
    STBlackST:
    Spyder-Man: Far from France

  • @thementaldetectorist756
    @thementaldetectorist756 3 года назад +110

    0:47 this is actually from the movie 'flushed away' when the French frogs are following the main characters, and one of them plays a accordion and the leader french frog smacks him on the back of the head

  • @oatmeal42
    @oatmeal42 4 года назад +1641

    Stand Name: American Idiot
    Stand Master: Soldier
    Stand Ability: Create beautiful SFM films every 3 months.

    • @eur0be4t3r
      @eur0be4t3r 4 года назад +41

      Aiden Checklin *American boot

    • @johnmarsten8045
      @johnmarsten8045 4 года назад +24

      Stand Name: Spoils of War
      Stand Master: 'Merican Boot
      Stand Ability: Serious boot in ass

    • @Demospammer9987
      @Demospammer9987 4 года назад +5

      The fact nobody pointed out this was mostly or entirely GMod is a jit worrying

    • @wellifailed392
      @wellifailed392 4 года назад +1

      2 months*

    • @oatmeal42
      @oatmeal42 4 года назад

      Demospammer9987 I said SFM as a general term

  • @beef387
    @beef387 4 года назад +1409

    "No that's gay!"
    "Rubs Grenades"
    *Opens dimensions to different worlds*

  • @StarDowner41
    @StarDowner41 4 года назад +1582

    "Oh, Soldier, Who will they ever find to replace you?"
    "No one."

    • @Eric-dr5iq
      @Eric-dr5iq 4 года назад +31

      So long Rick May

    • @gadx8699
      @gadx8699 4 года назад +15

      I’m going to start crying watching these vids instead of laughing😭😭😭😭😭😢😢

    • @Eric-dr5iq
      @Eric-dr5iq 4 года назад +2

      @REDSHOTGUN 45 Amen

    • @WirachadeNunmuang
      @WirachadeNunmuang 4 года назад

      Me: :v

    • @NusBH
      @NusBH 4 года назад

      Shouldn't you make a jojo reference? You must be broken.

  • @medicmist
    @medicmist 3 года назад +180

    5:35 Spy mains when they backstab someone and dont die 3 seconds later

    • @PunksGitRekt
      @PunksGitRekt 2 года назад +13

      LMAOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 5:33

    • @alejoyugar
      @alejoyugar 2 года назад +6

      5:46 literally destroying the tryhard who is spy main

  • @Killcam555
    @Killcam555 4 года назад +1744

    “It cost $400,000 to be stupid for 12 seconds.”
    Looks like I’m going to be in debt for the rest of my life.

  • @Somegoofster
    @Somegoofster 4 года назад +814

    The medicine itself: may include Ebola, cancer, and death
    The people in the ad: 3:16

  • @LineX240
    @LineX240 4 года назад +3380

    all the time heavy had soldier's helmet

  • @EerieGourd
    @EerieGourd 2 года назад +104

    5:15 this has to be the best line in any gmod video

  • @makarymetzger2627
    @makarymetzger2627 4 года назад +1314

    RUclips: "So... how many jojo references are gonna be in this video?"
    StBlackST: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

  • @JohnnyLouisXIX
    @JohnnyLouisXIX 4 года назад +543

    Part 1: Phantom Boot
    Part 2: Rocket Jumping Tendency
    Part 3: Stardust Mercenaries
    Part 4: Australium Is Unbreakable
    Part 5: Golden Piss
    Part 6: Scrumpy Ocean
    Part 7: Scout Ball Run
    Part 8: Soldiolion

    • @rove8620
      @rove8620 4 года назад +9

      Part 7 steel bat run

    • @Popugaj4ik
      @Popugaj4ik 4 года назад +12

      How about start a petition to start this series?

    • @alwinwinter1645
      @alwinwinter1645 4 года назад +2

      I feel like I'm missing out on many jokes because I just refuse to watch JoJo

    • @JohnnyLouisXIX
      @JohnnyLouisXIX 4 года назад +6

      @@alwinwinter1645 Oh trust me you should watch I just got into it AND NOW I CANT ESCAPE

    • @MPBMboomer
      @MPBMboomer 4 года назад +8

      GERMAN MEDICINE BEST IN THE WORLD!

  • @LuaLuo
    @LuaLuo 4 года назад +3025

    This is legit the only episode pyro hasn’t died in.

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 4 года назад +307

      also the first time the actual boss fight was stopped instead of ending.

    • @mikenorthrop5815
      @mikenorthrop5815 4 года назад +232

      I mean he dies at 2:58, but gets resurrected as a bonus duck so idk if that counts

    • @SkytheShark08
      @SkytheShark08 4 года назад +23

      Mike Northrop he comes back so

    • @sdgx0
      @sdgx0 4 года назад +11

      yes but he turns into a duck

    • @geraldmekartisamon4701
      @geraldmekartisamon4701 4 года назад +3

      Wtf he dies yuo dint watch the vid

  • @aslightlysanescientist3874
    @aslightlysanescientist3874 3 года назад +95

    Heavy: does anything
    Soldier: "And I took that personally."

  • @lobsterjake
    @lobsterjake 4 года назад +289

    “It costs $400,000 to be stupid for 12 seconds.”
    -Heavy, 2020

  • @Donald_Dank
    @Donald_Dank 4 года назад +440

    MannMann: Phantom Intelligence
    MannMann: Battle Engie
    MannMann: Tsardust Crusaders
    MannMann: Bonk is Unbreakble
    MannMann: Australium Wind
    MannMann: Sticky Ocean
    MannMann: Sand Ball run
    MannMannlion

  • @lazycat4761
    @lazycat4761 4 года назад +1866

    “I am dead guy, da”
    *starts to play Billie Eillish “Bad”*
    *Soldier kills heavy*
    “Trash.”

    • @Mobilizes
      @Mobilizes 4 года назад +46

      That was deep

    • @enderael7878
      @enderael7878 4 года назад +63

      I agree with Soldier on that, though.

    • @commanderrockwell1123
      @commanderrockwell1123 4 года назад +19

      Three Great Reploids same

    • @RingoSkye
      @RingoSkye 4 года назад +12

      @@enderael7878 my people!

    • @tomoba5323
      @tomoba5323 4 года назад +13

      Oh good we both watched the video

  • @JohnSmith-vz9pw
    @JohnSmith-vz9pw 3 года назад +1239

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that we all got rickrolled by Soldier?

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 4 года назад +488

    Stand Name: Texas Justice Requiem
    Stand Master: YEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @maus-chanuwu1244
      @maus-chanuwu1244 4 года назад +4

      Enigneer pootis sandvich spencer here!

    • @crusaderdoomslayer7055
      @crusaderdoomslayer7055 4 года назад +3

      Yee Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw

    • @eliteasriel1760
      @eliteasriel1760 4 года назад +2

      @@crusaderdoomslayer7055 that would be a stand cry for engie

    • @azametturan9843
      @azametturan9843 4 года назад

      Xoxk

    • @joshua210808
      @joshua210808 3 года назад

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @Skeletondude101
    @Skeletondude101 4 года назад +2416

    Rest In peace Rick May: Voice of the Soldier.
    You will be deeply missed.

    • @shaggy4real97
      @shaggy4real97 4 года назад +48

      Godspeed you magnificent bastard

    • @freemank8207
      @freemank8207 4 года назад +49

      "You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best."

    • @shipmates.journal
      @shipmates.journal 4 года назад +24

      All respect towards Rick May

    • @nyther
      @nyther 4 года назад +14

      But he did not had permission to die :(

    • @johnnyubica7741
      @johnnyubica7741 4 года назад +6

      RIP Rick May godspeed

  • @DavisPickle2004
    @DavisPickle2004 4 года назад +2559

    *Fortnite Dance*
    Soldier : “Cancer”
    *Bad Guy*
    Soldier : “Trash”
    Edit : Rest in Peace, Rick May a.k.a Soldier's voice actor.
    You will be missed ;(

    • @Archie4Sure
      @Archie4Sure 4 года назад +183

      He’s spitting facts

    • @Jacop29
      @Jacop29 4 года назад +122

      Soldier: "fuck everything"

    • @Lemmy-dy3rn
      @Lemmy-dy3rn 4 года назад +110

      Soldier knows culture well

    • @iAmTomato
      @iAmTomato 4 года назад +55

      Remember always try to be more like soldier

    • @Archie4Sure
      @Archie4Sure 4 года назад +57

      The reason he tells truth is because lying Is gay

  • @vincentdolente7053
    @vincentdolente7053 3 года назад +44

    1:00 This will always be the greatest unending rival duo.

  • @psykopat2392
    @psykopat2392 4 года назад +471

    "it costs 400 000$ to be stupid for 12 seconds"
    this killed me XD

  • @ryanyeoh4021
    @ryanyeoh4021 4 года назад +481

    STBlackST:Post a new video
    Me:Is Nice.

  • @becomeanother
    @becomeanother 4 года назад +390

    Part 1: Phantom Intelligence
    Part 2: Badwater Tendency
    Part 3: Starboard Crusaders
    Part 4: Autobalance is Unbreakable
    Part 5: Australium Wind
    Part 6: F2P Ocean
    Part 7: Australium Ball Run
    Part 8: Gabenlion

    • @tigran010
      @tigran010 4 года назад +9

      Hey medic! I like Soldier bizzare adventure

    • @pankek5431
      @pankek5431 4 года назад +9

      Soldier's Bizzare Adventure? Ha! More like Soldier's Gay Adventure!

    • @tigran010
      @tigran010 4 года назад +1

      @@pankek5431 *uhhh tôi rất tức giận, bạn có biết rằng Armstrong là người ngoài hành tinh* & loud music

    • @PurpleHeartE54
      @PurpleHeartE54 4 года назад +8

      You sure? It could be this too:
      Part 1: Phantom Boot
      Part 2: Rocket Jumping Tendency
      Part 3: Stardust Mercenaries
      Part 4: Australium is Unbreakable
      Part 5: Golden Piss
      Part 6: Scrumpy Ocean
      Part 7: Scout Ball Run
      Part 8: Soldiolion
      (Credit to luizfe torres for the list)

    • @poopfartenstein
      @poopfartenstein 4 года назад

      @@tigran010 why you speaking Vietnamese?

  • @masterenactor1796
    @masterenactor1796 3 года назад +48

    3:05 - 3:07
    Love that laugh! Stblackst need to do it more often!

  • @kirahighheels391
    @kirahighheels391 4 года назад +960

    "I, Soldiorno Giovanna, have an American boot."

  • @thepastamaker5873
    @thepastamaker5873 4 года назад +523

    STBlackST: "Pyro is hard to make funny"
    Also STBlackST: Makes pyro funny

    • @nonamepl4227
      @nonamepl4227 4 года назад +24

      That means STBlackST can do even the hard things

    • @ladyrosemary
      @ladyrosemary 4 года назад +25

      "I can suck ya Dick." - Pyro

    • @sethisevilone02
      @sethisevilone02 4 года назад +11

      @@ladyrosemaryhaaaa no

    • @Stolen_skeleton_tf2
      @Stolen_skeleton_tf2 4 года назад +5

      He break own logic, its logic

    • @pablo89gdy
      @pablo89gdy 4 года назад

      Its hard but not imposible, this vid proves it :D

  • @Nosttromo
    @Nosttromo 4 года назад +838

    "Too bad this is not a canadian germany, but if it was scotland I could get a haircut and pick the pretiest dress for pyro to make the best russian tea party "
    We don't deserve such quality

  • @zopfee
    @zopfee 3 года назад +28

    4:08 the only Rick roll I will except, as it's from Rick May

  • @lilbigmichael9528
    @lilbigmichael9528 4 года назад +1020

    1:32 "This little button"
    *Points at the biggest button*

    • @jemr3
      @jemr3 3 года назад +26

      Payday reference tho

    • @vvlixi274
      @vvlixi274 3 года назад +20

      i think the "little" means little good

    • @timofeyshorts772
      @timofeyshorts772 3 года назад +2

      What is the name?

    • @polishmayones4751
      @polishmayones4751 3 года назад +2

      What is that song name?

    • @fireadobe1224
      @fireadobe1224 3 года назад +3

      @@polishmayones4751 this is song "тусим"

  • @viciousdog3822
    @viciousdog3822 4 года назад +853

    Friend: the WiFi password is on the back of the router
    The WiFi password: 2:57

  • @vondin6748
    @vondin6748 4 года назад +559

    2:57 he turned pyro into a duck, the funniest shit I've ever seen

    • @youkesbruv1555
      @youkesbruv1555 4 года назад +14

      3:01

    • @MrEvilemma
      @MrEvilemma 4 года назад +3

      Ikr

    • @BlackRevolutionaryAfroKid
      @BlackRevolutionaryAfroKid 4 года назад +4

      Yea that's pretty funny, but have you ever seen two identical rocks before?

    • @caponuts
      @caponuts 4 года назад +3

      @@BlackRevolutionaryAfroKid oh yeah this was so funny
      But remember when Kim jong un turned into vegetative state?

    • @viper7629
      @viper7629 4 года назад +2

      Coochie Horse OYE JOTARO

  • @dutch24
    @dutch24 3 года назад +14

    This man's extensive knowledge of soundtracks are part of what makes these "adventures" so rewatchable, love it.

  • @endruu8124
    @endruu8124 4 года назад +1153

    "It costs 400.000 Dollars to be stupid for 12 seconds..."
    Well shid, guess i'm poor now

    • @pinpantrucutrucu9953
      @pinpantrucutrucu9953 4 года назад +38

      Scout: "400.000 dollars to be that stupid? Yeah,Money well spent!"

    • @spy4746
      @spy4746 4 года назад +9

      Never know I'm that wealthy

    • @Mr.Potato2900
      @Mr.Potato2900 4 года назад +6

      Your poor? I'm in China without my organs

    • @Obsrvr_1a
      @Obsrvr_1a 4 года назад +4

      I’m the richest man in the world

    • @Mr.Potato2900
      @Mr.Potato2900 4 года назад +2

      @@Obsrvr_1a Your to smart to be left alive

  • @Bryndonshhpi
    @Bryndonshhpi 4 года назад +183

    Soldier: Sweet Land of Liberty
    Also Soldier: No ThAt’S gAy

  • @ThunderJimmy
    @ThunderJimmy 4 года назад +629

    You did not prepare for my stand:
    「 *_American Boot_* 」
    Power: *_A_*
    Speed: *_A_*
    Range: *_C_*
    Persistence: *_A_*
    Precision: *_A_*
    Development Potential: *_S_*

  • @wolfire2322
    @wolfire2322 3 года назад +38

    5:04
    Demo thinking this is strange is so funny lol

  • @thunderstripe
    @thunderstripe 4 года назад +238

    "Pyro is hard to make funny." Seems like you did a decent job mate.

  • @IvanTube0
    @IvanTube0 4 года назад +600

    the movie when im watching by myself: 1:36
    the movie when my parents walk in: 5:35

  • @bionicdragon5
    @bionicdragon5 4 года назад +434

    Alternate title: "Soldier Gets Increasingly Pissed Off with Each Jojo Reference: The Movie"

  • @neppedhazama
    @neppedhazama 2 года назад +10

    "Bullet is friend to me because it costs $400,00 to be STUPID for 12 seconds."
    - Heavy Weapons Guy

  • @KingDemoKnight
    @KingDemoKnight 4 года назад +187

    0:46
    As a kid who watched Flushed away this was my favorite scene including the rest of it. nice reference m8.

    • @thetruenemesis469
      @thetruenemesis469 4 года назад +10

      Only thing to Add is Pyro slapping him multple times and then take the accordion away

    • @ghsm.
      @ghsm. 4 года назад

      signed

    • @psykopat2392
      @psykopat2392 4 года назад +1

      OHHH so thats what it was a reference to, i knew i saw this somewhere. thanks for the reminder.

    • @psykopat2392
      @psykopat2392 4 года назад

      @Sightless_Seeker theres only 1 french character in tf2... so it was kind'off impossible unless there were spy clones...

    • @Rubio_77
      @Rubio_77 4 года назад

      I dont understand the reference

  • @iamnotgonnainvadeyourprope8338
    @iamnotgonnainvadeyourprope8338 4 года назад +576

    Okay stands now
    Stand user: Soldier
    Stand: [ AMERICA BOOT ]
    Stats:
    Destructive power A
    Speed A
    Precision?? A
    Potential?? A
    Range C
    Ok have fun im too lazy to recreate most stands for the teams

  • @SDNShaDowNight
    @SDNShaDowNight 4 года назад +458

    We really not going to talk about STBlackST god damn Soldier Rolled is.
    4:11

    • @freemank8207
      @freemank8207 4 года назад +26

      Soldier was Rick May, so it's OK to say Rickroll

    • @juanokug4
      @juanokug4 4 года назад +6

      @@freemank8207 _HAHAHAHA_
      THAT'S GOOD
      rip

    • @ocean_phoenix3430
      @ocean_phoenix3430 4 года назад +4

      What about the key up spy's ass

    • @datmemeguy6500
      @datmemeguy6500 4 года назад +1

      wait the soldiers voice actor was Rick May.......
      *so it is a Rick roll*

    • @freemank8207
      @freemank8207 4 года назад

      @@datmemeguy6500 yeah I said that a month ago.

  • @blocky_luke
    @blocky_luke 2 года назад +12

    2:39 only took 2 years to realise that was a hasbin hotel reference

  • @MarcSisco
    @MarcSisco 4 года назад +794

    "It costs $400,000 dollars to be stupid, for 12 seconds."

    • @tqser
      @tqser 4 года назад +4

      Oh hey there

    • @neonman130
      @neonman130 4 года назад +9

      *Eyes fly into mouth and reappear*

    • @omfggala3913
      @omfggala3913 4 года назад +4

      Man i could be a millionaire in no time.

    • @tqser
      @tqser 4 года назад +6

      @@omfggala3913 you have to pay 400.000$ to be stupid during 12 seconds, how are you going to be millionaire?

    • @omfggala3913
      @omfggala3913 4 года назад

      @@tqser EH... I misread it... I guess i'm going to be very poor :(

  • @AnArtistInAVoid
    @AnArtistInAVoid 4 года назад +559

    Stand name: American Boot!
    Stand user: Red Soldier
    Stand Ability: the ability to turn into a big boot that can stomp nearly anything.

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 года назад +1

      Oh no

    • @2v01
      @2v01 4 года назад +1

      Big AMERICAN boot 🇺🇸

    • @fenorlex1126
      @fenorlex1126 4 года назад +1

      *Shoots with Family Business*
      No!
      *Rocket jumps outta here*

    • @sms9070
      @sms9070 4 года назад +3

      『American Boot』
      Stand stats
      Destructive Power: A
      Speed: C
      Range: D
      Persistence: D
      Precision :B
      Development Potential: C

    • @Nekyomi
      @Nekyomi 4 года назад +3

      American Platinum

  • @1234-z8x
    @1234-z8x 2 года назад +6

    0:45 very hyperspecific flushed away refrence... I love it!

  • @nickkoe9976
    @nickkoe9976 4 года назад +784

    The Engineer intro at 0:59 would make a good smash opening

  • @Pootis-hn3ky
    @Pootis-hn3ky 4 года назад +814

    “It cost 400.000 dollars to be stupid for 12 seconds”
    Wow I’m rich

    • @BlueDotFamiliar
      @BlueDotFamiliar 4 года назад +64

      more like in debt

    • @L1K34PR0
      @L1K34PR0 4 года назад +5

      @@BlueDotFamiliar he can be smart af though

    • @davemiller638
      @davemiller638 4 года назад +8

      How to fuck up a joke
      First ignore that it costs word in the sentence
      Second your in debt

    • @imnotpickle95chevroblyat83
      @imnotpickle95chevroblyat83 4 года назад +1

      @@davemiller638 thirdly your just as fucking stupid cause that's the point of the joke

    • @arandomguyintheinternet1389
      @arandomguyintheinternet1389 4 года назад +4

      @@davemiller638 get ready for the Reddit users

  • @huntermervyn3646
    @huntermervyn3646 4 года назад +477

    Teacher: why didn't you go to the bathroom at lunch
    The bathroom at lunch: 4:58

  • @iteleportedbread9665
    @iteleportedbread9665 Год назад +8

    4:57 STblackST predicted skibidi toilet

  • @LineX240
    @LineX240 4 года назад +264

    2016: Soldier's Magnificent Adventure
    2020: Soldier's Bizarre Adventure

  • @Sirmatorz
    @Sirmatorz 4 года назад +618

    I want him to make a full intro of Soldier’s Bizarre adventure

  • @mateoawesome3241
    @mateoawesome3241 4 года назад +1587

    There’s a lot of tf2 references in this jojo episode

  • @IAmThatGuy..
    @IAmThatGuy.. 3 года назад +16

    2:20
    Your country did not prepare you for my
    S T A N D!

  • @s.reardon4040
    @s.reardon4040 4 года назад +158

    Stand master: STBlackST
    Stand Name: [ S H I T P O S T I N G ]

  • @blackvortex056
    @blackvortex056 4 года назад +520

    "Your item has been sold on the Steam market for 0.03$."
    1:40

  • @niaomipeck
    @niaomipeck 4 года назад +559

    0:47 I see a fellow man of culture has seen Flushed Away, it has rats and so does JoJo, it is legally another JoJo reference

    • @shootingstardragon7764
      @shootingstardragon7764 4 года назад +21

      I was trying to remember where I've heard that before! It's been so long since I've seen that movie

    • @niaomipeck
      @niaomipeck 4 года назад +19

      @@shootingstardragon7764 honestly an amazing movie, it's pretty underrated though so not many people remember it. Hugh Jackman as a talking spoiled rat actually fits fairly well, surprisingly

    • @alexanderszewc9448
      @alexanderszewc9448 4 года назад +11

      Such a good movie... and we all love... Le Frog....

    • @skyrike7084
      @skyrike7084 4 года назад +10

      I miss flushed away

    • @DeletedTroll
      @DeletedTroll 3 года назад

      Damn I had forgotten about that movie. Somehow it gave me nightmares when I was a kid but I liked it so much and it was so fun that I watched over... 15 times. Same with Spirit. Or was it Spirited Away? I miss those.

  • @slenderlord
    @slenderlord 3 года назад +8

    I love the part when Spy kills mechanic and he says "Im gonna visit your mother" 😂

  • @apollomaybe7818
    @apollomaybe7818 4 года назад +1108

    “It costs 400,000 dollars to be stupid for 12 seconds”

  • @d3rwiszzz
    @d3rwiszzz 4 года назад +186

    I will never forget that the *orange* button plays *HARD BASS*

  • @Kurumesu
    @Kurumesu 4 года назад +765

    Spy: “This, is a new STBlackST video”
    Soldier: “Dear God”
    Spy: “There’s more...”
    Solider: “NO!”
    Spy: “It contains JoJo references at every part”

    • @Revenore
      @Revenore 4 года назад +17

      MINE! *grab the video and run away*

    • @Kurumesu
      @Kurumesu 4 года назад +13

      Dammit, we must stop Adenaka!

    • @ansti75
      @ansti75 4 года назад +5

      *OH MY GOOOOD*

    • @Kurumesu
      @Kurumesu 4 года назад +4

      Fantastic, now there’s fighting over the video

    • @friendlesscreature4112
      @friendlesscreature4112 4 года назад +2

      We need a full version

  • @atazioneroblox8191
    @atazioneroblox8191 2 года назад +4

    3:15 “cancer!” *inserts the most American dance*

  • @stactovichstas7033
    @stactovichstas7033 4 года назад +2282

    Sniper: Crashes, gets out of car and starts Fortnite dancing
    Soldier: shoots sniper with shotgun
    Soldier: *"cancer"*
    Like him or hate him, he's spitting facts

    • @crabby4911
      @crabby4911 4 года назад +30

      That actually isnt a Fortnite dance but a Turk dance originating from a TV series (that i forgot how its named) but you can search it on youtube
      Yet still Fortnite copied it making it
      *cancer*

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 4 года назад +3

      The 2008 Spy Wise words spoken by a true man!

    • @mr.rambles1437
      @mr.rambles1437 4 года назад +3

      @boi all u said is the time stamp where it happened and said cancer

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 4 года назад +2

      You better believe it

    • @avianclownfusion5767
      @avianclownfusion5767 4 года назад +1

      @boi proof?

  • @MrScaryWaffle
    @MrScaryWaffle 4 года назад +488

    Me: Teacher, can I go use the Bathroom?
    Teacher: Why didnt you use the bathroom during break?
    The Bathroom during break: 4:57

    • @Alexiy_C
      @Alexiy_C 4 года назад +9

      Well if someone standing and demanding to feed him your piss you need to call cops.

    • @MrScaryWaffle
      @MrScaryWaffle 4 года назад +1

      @@Alexiy_C Nah thats just Janitor Jerry

    • @guardsmen6274
      @guardsmen6274 4 года назад +7

      More like 3:16

    • @MrScaryWaffle
      @MrScaryWaffle 4 года назад +8

      @@guardsmen6274 Or like 1:35

    • @guardsmen6274
      @guardsmen6274 4 года назад +6

      @@MrScaryWaffle let's agree on that both explain the boys locker room.

  • @thecarl4085
    @thecarl4085 4 года назад +376

    Starting at 0:25 Soldier kills spy 6 times, which is how many bullets are in a tf2 shotgun clip

    • @DarkKnight226
      @DarkKnight226 4 года назад +19

      *Top 10 Conspiracies Of The Year*

    • @user-bu6zt1vt3u
      @user-bu6zt1vt3u 4 года назад +20

      0:35 no 7

    • @NintendoNerd64
      @NintendoNerd64 4 года назад +8

      Also spy was definitely cheating, the dead ringer does not reload that fast

    • @thecarl4085
      @thecarl4085 4 года назад +8

      NintendoNerd 64 maybe there was an instant respawn so soldier was able to constantly kill him

    • @nightmareraven3416
      @nightmareraven3416 4 года назад +4

      0:37 theres 7 bodies of spy

  • @avionicme
    @avionicme 3 года назад +9

    4:04 medic dancing in the back

  • @LunaTycho
    @LunaTycho 4 года назад +118

    3:13 I cannot get over how absolutely smooth that animation is of Sniper's head being blown off by a shotgun

  • @alexandnachoyt3001
    @alexandnachoyt3001 4 года назад +395

    _"Your country did not prepare you for my stand"_
    Jojo Part 3 in a nutshell

  • @anx4560
    @anx4560 4 года назад +778

    3:09 You *broke* TF2's nature by doing _that_

    • @g.vanimations700
      @g.vanimations700 4 года назад +85

      Good thing he killed it afterwards

    • @nikthealmighty8046
      @nikthealmighty8046 4 года назад +42

      He broke the space time continuum

    • @arthurgabriel4325
      @arthurgabriel4325 4 года назад +31

      Good thing it didn't finish

    • @spied1
      @spied1 4 года назад +11

      I’m crying

    • @anx4560
      @anx4560 4 года назад +20

      @@spied1 that's why you shouldn't have sapped that sentry

  • @IceRuby-ur4zl
    @IceRuby-ur4zl 3 года назад +24

    Women: Ugh, why don't boys want me?
    Also her when she sees a 6ft addict: 2:41

  • @bking2181
    @bking2181 4 года назад +278

    How many references do you want?
    STBlackST: *Y E S*

  • @gryfalis4932
    @gryfalis4932 4 года назад +268

    "Can someone destroy that sentry?"
    Soldier mains : 00:00

  • @Lux_the_Lost
    @Lux_the_Lost 4 года назад +302

    Ah yes, another crazy SFM from the king of clusterfucks himself.
    Gloriously done as always.

  • @sirdanfan4998
    @sirdanfan4998 Год назад +3

    Love the MediEvil 2 Dan Hand reference at 6:00! Snipers head on a severed hand even has a similar animation to Dan Hand, love that attention to detail!

  • @someonetgg
    @someonetgg 4 года назад +147

    0:00 footage of Rick May entering heaven.

  • @thesaladman8400
    @thesaladman8400 4 года назад +167

    Everyone: Jojo reference funny
    Me, an intellectual watching 0:46 : Ah yes, a Flushed Away reference. Good sport sir.

  • @cellercelleriac
    @cellercelleriac 3 года назад +567

    0:39
    Heavy: "ENGINEER"
    Engineer: "Yiy!" *walks the wrong way*
    Spy and pyro: *shows up*
    Spy: *proceeds to play the accorion like a violin*

    • @GooserMan
      @GooserMan 3 года назад +27

      Pyro: splaps spy
      Spy: stops playing the accorion like a violin
      Spy: “time for the killing stroke”
      Engineer: “you’re a long way from France boi”
      Spy: “oh please just stay down!”
      Both spy and engi: **jojo reference**
      Spy: loads one bullet into revolver
      Spy: **fire**
      Engi: *Ded*

    • @JosueHernandez-um4kc
      @JosueHernandez-um4kc 2 года назад +26

      Reference to Flushed Away

    • @starplatinum8364
      @starplatinum8364 2 года назад +9

      @@GooserMan spy: *zap and run away*

    • @jigneshganja
      @jigneshganja 2 года назад

      The fuck you mean by playing the accordion like a violin

    • @liammeza2809
      @liammeza2809 Год назад

      ​@@JosueHernandez-um4kc spy: well, off to visit your mother

  • @ragedplague6128
    @ragedplague6128 2 года назад +12

    3:09 - 3:15 is the best cinematic moment I’ve ever seen.

  • @demolishbuster7361
    @demolishbuster7361 4 года назад +731

    *He was born as a baby, grew as a soldier and died as a legendary patriot*
    R.I.P Rick May, we hope you're Rocket Jumping in Heaven 😢

  • @bejeweledbedhead1551
    @bejeweledbedhead1551 4 года назад +506

    Me: hey what's the wifi password?
    Friend: oh it's on the back of the router
    The back of the router: 2:56

    • @johnnytex1040
      @johnnytex1040 3 года назад +33

      3:09
      Your dad getting it first try

    • @vonwilhelm761
      @vonwilhelm761 3 года назад +30

      3:13 you being mad about it

    • @CorgitoErgoSumIamAM
      @CorgitoErgoSumIamAM 3 года назад +21

      3:17 you realized that your dad used the wrong Wi-Fi

    • @Kilam1972
      @Kilam1972 3 года назад +4

      ay IRHNDDHXHRNDJFNFHEUSAKCXOKE

    • @ccelliott8698
      @ccelliott8698 3 года назад +3

      @Le_Top_Hat_Crab Your reaction: 4:36

  • @b-17theflyingfortress
    @b-17theflyingfortress 4 года назад +697

    Therapist: "Angel dust pyro does not exist, it can't hurt you."
    Angel dust pyro: 2:40

  • @AtzhayTzamirie31
    @AtzhayTzamirie31 2 года назад +14

    6:16 "God save the queen" bro really predicted the future

  • @breauno7891
    @breauno7891 4 года назад +188

    Stand master: Soldier
    Stand name: 「AMERICAN BOOT」

    • @PootisMayo
      @PootisMayo 4 года назад

      (JoJo voice) *OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!*

    • @brendanswain939
      @brendanswain939 4 года назад

      I am American Boot

  • @deinfamous5293
    @deinfamous5293 4 года назад +171

    1:34
    "And this little button...
    plays hardbass."
    Me, the one guy in the family who listens to hardbass: Yes

  • @el.pusheen6499
    @el.pusheen6499 4 года назад +172

    Stand user: Soldier Joestar
    Stand name: 『American bootis』

  • @FridayNightStreamz
    @FridayNightStreamz 2 года назад +11

    6:11 wish this was a real battle in this series

  • @MrSnort
    @MrSnort 4 года назад +684

    Heavy: "I am dead guy, da"
    *plays Billie Ellish song*
    Soldier: *shoots Heavy with grenade launcher"
    Soldier: "Trash"
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @ahasli62
      @ahasli62 4 года назад +4

      3:55

    • @7sson-hasson-310
      @7sson-hasson-310 4 года назад

      Whats the name of song?

    • @ahasli62
      @ahasli62 4 года назад +4

      @@7sson-hasson-310 Billie Eilish - bad guy

    • @7sson-hasson-310
      @7sson-hasson-310 4 года назад

      @@ahasli62 Thanks

    • @mariorocks13
      @mariorocks13 4 года назад +1

      Honestly I like the background beat but the song is shit

  • @ceranopierce
    @ceranopierce 4 года назад +183

    “How many Jojo references do you what?”
    “Yes.”

  • @P1ckledPea
    @P1ckledPea 4 года назад +687

    Normal person: *Asks for a link to a video*
    The link in every reply: 4:11

    • @deadjustdead3425
      @deadjustdead3425 3 года назад +16

      @Blaise Requina yes yes he did

    • @sammyzilla6011
      @sammyzilla6011 3 года назад +26

      Well played, bud, well played
      Slap my hand
      🖐🏻

    • @FredbrStudios
      @FredbrStudios 3 года назад +14

      Maggot rolled
      Or better
      *RICK* May *ROLLED*

    • @sammyzilla6011
      @sammyzilla6011 3 года назад +5

      @@FredbrStudios
      Whhyyyyyyy......
      Why do u have to bring that up?
      😭

    • @jootjoestar4584
      @jootjoestar4584 3 года назад +3

      fak u

  • @Brady.Colbran
    @Brady.Colbran 2 года назад +3

    Me: I had a nightmare.
    My brother: what was it.
    Me:it’s hard to explain.
    My dreams:
    2:57