UP 2: Carl Gets Shot Down By an F22 Raptor

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    In the sequel to Disney Pixar's critically acclaimed UP, Carl enters restricted US airspace and gets intercepted by an F22 Raptor. Him and his German
    companion must try to think of shit ways to claim life insurance.
    Thanks for 2 of my fans for the voice acting:
    Zenkho: / zenkho_
    Sagnag: / @sagnag
    #disney #pixar #up2

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  • @Podel
    @Podel  5 лет назад +10602

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    Carl collided at 168mph on the roof of a pretzel truck bound for china, causing severe delays around the country

    • @wingulthenova5287
      @wingulthenova5287 5 лет назад +34

      Where can i buy the bread expert shirt ? The shop seems to be closed

    • @sam-wm2dd
      @sam-wm2dd 5 лет назад +17

      Why am i suscribed to this channel. I don't remember suscribing to this channel. Who is podel?

    • @podel.archive
      @podel.archive 5 лет назад +5

      @@sam-wm2dd bro check the previous vid

    • @BenMPMercer
      @BenMPMercer 5 лет назад +6

      Yellow Traffic Warning for the South East, walking advised

    • @blake.1312
      @blake.1312 5 лет назад +6

      Is 0:11 my cough? It kinda sounds like mine lol

  • @stellerprime
    @stellerprime 4 года назад +9679

    *"There's no oxygen here, I need a cigarette."*
    *_seems reasonable_*

    • @enigmaodell6806
      @enigmaodell6806 4 года назад +238

      hey, that was a prescription for asthma in the 40s, i think.

    • @610Blackhawk
      @610Blackhawk 4 года назад +245

      It’s even funnier when you realize that without oxygen, you wouldn’t even be able to light the cigarette since it needs oxygen to burn.

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 4 года назад +106

      @@610Blackhawk WHY ISN'T THIS GOD FORSAKEN LIGHTER WORKING?

    • @TinyDrPhil
      @TinyDrPhil 4 года назад +31

      Taking an oxygen break.

    • @moderndayentertainer.9516
      @moderndayentertainer.9516 4 года назад +8

      Best meme of 2020

  • @coopaXD
    @coopaXD 4 года назад +5566

    Damn, puberty hit Russel hard since the last movie.

  • @bradleypicklesimon5680
    @bradleypicklesimon5680 5 лет назад +7820

    Russel: "I don't have life insurance"
    Carl: *jumps out the window like an absolute Chad*

    • @loresirerol6373
      @loresirerol6373 4 года назад +78

      I really want to like your comment, but I don't want to be the one that ruins this number.

    • @makigames6530
      @makigames6530 4 года назад +48

      @@loresirerol6373 you can like now

    • @loresirerol6373
      @loresirerol6373 4 года назад +30

      @@makigames6530 You are the MVP

    • @John-yy1qi
      @John-yy1qi 4 года назад +3

      Bradley Picklesimon but he’s carl

    • @Marsonpika
      @Marsonpika 4 года назад +2

      Ya tht made me laugh so hard XD🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @ThraceVega
    @ThraceVega Год назад +10246

    Well done, you predicted the F-22's first A2A kill being a balloon three years ago. Truly prophetic.

    • @averageaccidentalarsonist2149
      @averageaccidentalarsonist2149 Год назад +613

      tfw the defense is credible

    • @Crankiebox99
      @Crankiebox99 Год назад +348

      Life imitates art

    • @mursac1959
      @mursac1959 Год назад +124

      I came here to say this. I don't think it's any mystery why this popped up in my feed. XD

    • @-et37-
      @-et37- Год назад +164

      We’re reaching levels of precognition that shouldn’t even be possible.

    • @colton1439
      @colton1439 Год назад +63

      We all came back to this video because of today 😂

  • @NoWayJose24
    @NoWayJose24 4 года назад +6037

    I love how Carl pulled out a gun like he was actually gonna fight a jet.

    • @russhu4265
      @russhu4265 4 года назад +408

      I mean, that’s what people did before designers figured out how to put guns IN a plane. Imagine a fucking gunfight in the air between two biplanes

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 4 года назад +400

      @@russhu4265 That first ever dogfight must've been the wildest shit. Two dudes, each in scout planes, each with a sidearm, each deciding "fuck it" and just popping off shots at each other. I wonder what they told their superiors when they landed? "Hey, sir, you know how we have these guns, and these planes? Why don't we just _put the guns _*_inside_*_ the planes?!"_

    • @ThatChester
      @ThatChester 4 года назад +90

      I mean, if he time his shot right, he can snipe that boi outta that cockpit no sweat.
      I know the chance is extremely low, but who cares about realism anyways.

    • @GrinXpedia
      @GrinXpedia 4 года назад +53

      @Adrian Vegas actually early combat planes did shoot without propeller synchronisation and actually hitting the propeller while shooting was very slim due to one simple thing, propeller speed. Garros(the guy who had a Tennis tournament in its name) invented the precursor to synchronization gears because he wanted more dakka against Germans and later the Germans reverse-engineered Garros' solution and came with their own, the synchro gear.

    • @irabuchholz2691
      @irabuchholz2691 4 года назад +18

      𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 as much as i’d like that to be true most combat planes have a basistic glass cockpit

  •  3 года назад +13386

    I can’t get over the part where he just says “shit” and pulls out a revolver

    • @Podel
      @Podel  3 года назад +1407

      He should have done a nice reload

    • @officialmajonaise5918
      @officialmajonaise5918 3 года назад +378

      This is like the biggest fucking anime crossover Ive seen in my entire fucking life lmfao

    • @officialmajonaise5918
      @officialmajonaise5918 3 года назад +77

      @breaking the 4th wall like same as you, podel and schrödinger also just have mine cuz its 16h since Schrödingers comment so I dont exactly get what your problem is

    • @krayt2547
      @krayt2547 3 года назад +17

      @@Podel wassup podel, or should i say your old name? BLAZINSKRUBS

    • @NariInsho
      @NariInsho 3 года назад +9

      Anime moment

  • @PatricksGS
    @PatricksGS 4 года назад +7943

    Pixar really up-Ed their game. These characters look so *realistic*

    • @Tefz.
      @Tefz. 4 года назад +19

      Si

    • @dat1gy685
      @dat1gy685 4 года назад +6

      I also love their new plots!

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @akshy471
      @akshy471 4 года назад +1

      Sari bro

    • @Rick-ty9ky
      @Rick-ty9ky 4 года назад +3

      Patrick Misunderstands the Internet: YOU MISSED YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO SAY “UP-ed” BRO XD

  • @BrandonCuringtonOfficial
    @BrandonCuringtonOfficial Год назад +4053

    Truly an amazing movie. I bet the CIA and Pentagon watched UP 2 before making significant homeland security decisions.

    • @paw0960
      @paw0960 Год назад +50

      Man got a heart after 3 years

    • @mr.salimi563
      @mr.salimi563 Год назад +13

      Lloyd Austin is one of the Podel subscribers of all time

    • @sinotto7715
      @sinotto7715 Год назад +7

      Yoyoyo its hump day

    • @battyman42069
      @battyman42069 Год назад +2

      Hahaah lmao so good bro ㊗️㊗️🈚㊗️🈚🈚㊙️🈵🈚㊗️㊗️🈲🈵㊗️

    • @Jchi737
      @Jchi737 Год назад

      @@sinotto7715 tag three big dick ass niggas 😜

  • @thegonk1265
    @thegonk1265 3 года назад +2805

    Theres something special about watching a character from your childhood say 'shit' while pulling out a revolver

  • @kristiwhite565
    @kristiwhite565 3 года назад +3273

    Imagine seeing the strongest fighter jet in the world make a beeline for you and fire a homing missile and your counter attack is just pulling out a revolver

    • @Vanaxy
      @Vanaxy 3 года назад +190

      Parry this you filthy casual

    • @leopard2a783
      @leopard2a783 3 года назад +83

      And 360 noscopes it down with said revolver

    • @Your_Host
      @Your_Host 3 года назад +34

      Fun fact I did that in get online a few years ago and head shotted the guy

    • @andya.6630
      @andya.6630 3 года назад +21

      and then jumping out the window

    • @nothingelseyt4340
      @nothingelseyt4340 3 года назад +22

      I wouldn't say strongest jet in the world, you're asking for fanboy idiots to start World War 3 in the replies

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 4 года назад +14850

    This missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn’t

    • @schweizerluchs7146
      @schweizerluchs7146 4 года назад +125

      Mat lol

    • @turner9155
      @turner9155 4 года назад +352

      Omg don’t make me experience that again

    • @zeolol9817
      @zeolol9817 4 года назад +499

      From subtracting from where it is and where it isnt. It just knows where it isnt but it knows where it is within reason.

    • @bioframe2896
      @bioframe2896 4 года назад +76

      God please not that shit

    • @FookFish
      @FookFish 4 года назад +41

      EY LOOK ITS MATTY AGAIN

  • @jeremydiaz9261
    @jeremydiaz9261 Год назад +1789

    "oh no, I don't have life insurance" - the Chinese surveillance team seconds before the missile exploded

    • @georgivanev7466
      @georgivanev7466 Год назад +113

      - 5 trillion social credit points. Execution date: today

    • @redshirt5126
      @redshirt5126 Год назад +33

      Life insurance is not necessary when you have social credit 😎👍

    • @deletdis6173
      @deletdis6173 Год назад +7

      Perfect.

    • @brianmo2965
      @brianmo2965 Год назад +17

      Social credit is your life insurance

    • @josephandthedragonfowler751
      @josephandthedragonfowler751 Год назад +2

      There weren't any people on it, it was a drone

  • @natedaninja3171
    @natedaninja3171 4 года назад +7475

    “I can’t breathe”
    Five seconds later
    “I nEeD A CIgAretTe”

    • @heihei4467
      @heihei4467 4 года назад +206

      Because there is no oxygen there

    • @Dkgugisalemyouicjsnzitjov
      @Dkgugisalemyouicjsnzitjov 4 года назад +288

      George Floyd be like

    • @ScenicSloStick
      @ScenicSloStick 4 года назад +23

      That's a mood for me

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 4 года назад +85

      @@Dkgugisalemyouicjsnzitjov because he was high at the time which caused his initial breathing problems

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 4 года назад +67

      @@phantomwraith1984 Maybe a second Cigarette will help?

  • @azrieljale
    @azrieljale 4 года назад +861

    "Thee's no oxygen here, i need a cigarette"
    - 44 awards and 141 nominations.

  • @hazhim_
    @hazhim_ 5 лет назад +1391

    Plot twist: he actually died before the explosion, because the plate hit his neck.

    • @layicorn
      @layicorn 4 года назад +131

      *Mega Plot Twist:* He actually died because he didn't have life insurance

    • @hazhim_
      @hazhim_ 4 года назад +7

      @@layicorn XD

    • @memetasticvondank131
      @memetasticvondank131 4 года назад +5

      *I just realized that.*

    • @umutcolak1876
      @umutcolak1876 4 года назад +20

      He died because he doesn't have cigarette.

    • @okuyasunijimura9185
      @okuyasunijimura9185 4 года назад +6

      Super ultra plot twist: he doesn't know what 5 gum taste like

  • @CrazyNerdInventor
    @CrazyNerdInventor Год назад +828

    I'd like to imagine that the US government saw this video and decided to actually use an F-22 raptor solely for the memes.

    • @Spike_365
      @Spike_365 Год назад +16

      💀💀💀👌

    • @SR_73
      @SR_73 Год назад +30

      Yes possible, because it cost more money to send an F22 than other aircraft with air-air missile

    • @ankokunokayoubi
      @ankokunokayoubi Год назад +28

      The entire ordeal was a big budget meme effort

    • @judet2992
      @judet2992 Год назад +11

      Honestly there was no benefit to using the raptor. A focking kite with machine guns could have shot it down, being a balloon, so maybe it was partly this, as the F-22 is the most expensive small aircraft the US has.

    • @hainewnumber3963
      @hainewnumber3963 Год назад +5

      Could’ve used an f15 tho, that killed a satellite once 🤣

  • @casualwoomy
    @casualwoomy 3 года назад +9312

    I love how Carl pulls a handgun like he’s just gonna shoot the plane down

    • @walterhartwellwhite6788
      @walterhartwellwhite6788 3 года назад +400

      And puts it back in 1 sec lmao

    • @pongdian4442
      @pongdian4442 3 года назад +78

      Reminds me of metal gear solid v

    • @AugmentedGravity
      @AugmentedGravity 3 года назад +52

      Like that's the most unrealistic part of this video

    • @chazwerner4374
      @chazwerner4374 3 года назад +40

      how can you shoot a plane down with a .44 magnum? unless you shoot the pilot

    • @AugmentedGravity
      @AugmentedGravity 3 года назад +44

      @@chazwerner4374 could try

  • @imnotsure_yt4702
    @imnotsure_yt4702 3 года назад +3438

    "oh no, i dont have life insurance"
    Carl: I'm too old to die *jumps out the window*

  • @Finn_01
    @Finn_01 4 года назад +3414

    I love how Carl pulls a gun and doesn’t even fire it

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 4 года назад +77

      *WTF would he fire it at??*

    • @yukon_jack0590
      @yukon_jack0590 4 года назад +114

      Orion Tigley the plane. Duh!!

    • @monstergelo1072
      @monstergelo1072 4 года назад +20

      @@oriontigley5089 chekov gun😭

    • @Rat_Fบcker
      @Rat_Fบcker 4 года назад +41

      What are you gonna do fight f 22 with revolver?

    • @chancedavis6216
      @chancedavis6216 4 года назад +57

      @@Rat_Fบcker I mean there was a guy in WWII who shot down a plane with his 1911...

  • @williamlikesjets
    @williamlikesjets Год назад +3042

    Ok who came here after a real balloon was unironically shot down by a raptor....

  • @crosstiph9950
    @crosstiph9950 3 года назад +8700

    "There's no oxygen here, I need a cigarette."
    I died laughing.

  • @Gotobar
    @Gotobar 5 лет назад +5215

    “Hey old man, where are we goin?”
    _”Mexico”_
    “Ah who cares”

    • @azkinik6502
      @azkinik6502 5 лет назад +43

      I am offended I am Mexican, Mexico can be horrible but in the south-
      really men? I was stupid 8 months ago

    • @handsomerock1600
      @handsomerock1600 5 лет назад +108

      Mister Naranja ORIGINAL sucks to be offended doesn’t it, take a joke bro.

    • @diepiepew12
      @diepiepew12 5 лет назад +8

      @@azkinik6502 A nadie le importa un carajo si te ofendistes o no. Es un chiste y ya mi morro XD

    • @azkinik6502
      @azkinik6502 5 лет назад +1

      @@handsomerock1600 Ok, but of manages to understand otherwise.

    • @azkinik6502
      @azkinik6502 5 лет назад +4

      @わいふ世話人 OK MEN XD.

  • @DolanDark
    @DolanDark 5 лет назад +34239

    Finally something good in my recommended

  • @aldionsylkaj9654
    @aldionsylkaj9654 Год назад +392

    This aged perfectly.

  • @wbtx2075
    @wbtx2075 5 лет назад +464

    "There's no Oxygen in here. I need a cigarette."
    Literally 50s and 60s attitude towards smoking.

  • @A1t3raPG3D
    @A1t3raPG3D 5 лет назад +7223

    "i can't breath"
    *Intense coughing*
    "There's no oxygen here i need a Cigerate"

    • @TheDanielsliekmanis
      @TheDanielsliekmanis 5 лет назад +325

      Sponsored by Marlboro

    • @GatlingHawk
      @GatlingHawk 5 лет назад +137

      Tord Eddsworld every smoker ever lmao

    • @KJ-ud9uf
      @KJ-ud9uf 5 лет назад +26

      Tord Eddsworld s u n s h i n e l o l i p o p s a n d r a i n b o w s

    • @A1t3raPG3D
      @A1t3raPG3D 5 лет назад +5

      @@KJ-ud9uf -_-

    • @tilenkerin1279
      @tilenkerin1279 5 лет назад +36

      I thought he said "There is oxygen here, I need a cigerate"

  • @bigchindemoman1457
    @bigchindemoman1457 3 года назад +2171

    *"there is no oxygen here, i need a cigarette"*
    - Russell's last 2 brain cells

    • @Josh-py9rq
      @Josh-py9rq Год назад +2

      😂😂

    • @Thermostatis
      @Thermostatis Год назад +20

      "Oh no, I don't have life insurance"

    • @pearlpeacock
      @pearlpeacock Год назад

      Need more oxygen? There's an extra atom per molecule so don't worry about running out!

    • @AnimMouse
      @AnimMouse Год назад +6

      I think he got his cigarette, the missile named Marlboro.
      And it is true that our brain stop working well in a low oxygen environment.

  • @LaidbackLost
    @LaidbackLost Год назад +1006

    That’s it, from now on I’m treating every single video on this channel as actual prophecies
    Edit: he predicted it’d happen TWICE, no wonder it’s called Up TWO
    Edit 2: Jesus Christ a third time
    Edit 3: USA how many edits are you gonna make me put

    • @404found00
      @404found00 Год назад +48

      Podel, blessed with the gift of foresight

    • @gamingrex2930
      @gamingrex2930 Год назад

      When will a fat single dad get hit by a JTACMs

    • @deletdis6173
      @deletdis6173 Год назад +1

      Podel is the 2nd coming of Nostradamus confirmed.

    • @TheMoonShepard
      @TheMoonShepard Год назад +18

      Does this mean our Ovens will be able to run RTX 3090s?

    • @Splinter-ge9pf
      @Splinter-ge9pf Год назад

      Which one wad the first?

  • @Baolan_GS
    @Baolan_GS 5 лет назад +7011

    "oh I can't breath"
    5 sec later
    "I need a cigarette"
    The irony

  • @ottomatic04
    @ottomatic04 5 лет назад +8245

    *Sees F22 Raptor*
    “Shit.”
    *Pulls out gun.*
    5 seconds later
    *Jumps out window*

  • @stellerprime
    @stellerprime 4 года назад +8126

    And remember kids,
    *Don't ever enter restricted US airspace.*

    • @Slayer44556
      @Slayer44556 4 года назад +209

      Here you can see an example of America 🇺🇸 stopping imigration

    • @shytheleoshow5162
      @shytheleoshow5162 4 года назад +81

      This is what happens when u raid area 51

    • @doodle3060
      @doodle3060 4 года назад +134

      @@shytheleoshow5162 no it's what happens when you expose Obama's last name

    • @that.ranranguy
      @that.ranranguy 4 года назад +60

      Japanese airforce in 1941: "how bout i do it anyway"

    • @bakablue5980
      @bakablue5980 4 года назад +1

      666th like

  • @kerbonaut2059
    @kerbonaut2059 Год назад +141

    2019: 'Ha, funny shitpost!'
    2023: *Nostradamus*

  • @jesuschrist2265
    @jesuschrist2265 4 года назад +2538

    I can’t wait for the full movie

  • @LightningZetton
    @LightningZetton 3 года назад +4186

    I feel like this is somewhat real. US government sees a UFO in the sky and they think it could be a threat so they sent a fighter jet lol

    • @sturmtiger3802
      @sturmtiger3802 2 года назад +34

      Yea its obviously a commie

    • @charmedfan8571
      @charmedfan8571 2 года назад +16

      @@sturmtiger3802 communism?

    • @sturmtiger3802
      @sturmtiger3802 2 года назад +8

      @@charmedfan8571 yes

    • @charmedfan8571
      @charmedfan8571 2 года назад +12

      @@sturmtiger3802 its when the government controls everything people do
      Like a dictator

    • @joshuamontoya4864
      @joshuamontoya4864 2 года назад +21

      Yea lol then they realize it was just an old man having his "vacation"

  • @triturtle
    @triturtle 5 лет назад +2529

    “There’s no oxygen here”
    *I NEED A CIGARETTE*

  • @joskethegreat4154
    @joskethegreat4154 Год назад +1190

    Balloon ✅
    Trespassing american airspace✅
    Gets shot down by f22✅
    Using Amraam missile❌
    The prediction of this event is so fucking uncanny

    • @brilobox2
      @brilobox2 Год назад +17

      Why waste the good missiles on that junk.

    • @user-vp9lc9up6v
      @user-vp9lc9up6v Год назад +83

      @@brilobox2 well it was an AIM-9 but we don't know which model, also it makes sense why they didn't since you don't want to give up any information regarding the F22s search and track patterns for the radar

    • @user-vp9lc9up6v
      @user-vp9lc9up6v Год назад +10

      @@brilobox2 another interesting thing, while I'm not an actual aerospace engineer yet nor working with any electronics engineers within the industry, AESA radars have some pretty interesting capabilities and may be able to emulate the search and track patterns of older radars as to not give up any information on current capabilities

    • @dragon45cal8
      @dragon45cal8 Год назад +37

      @@user-vp9lc9up6v it was an AIM-9X

    • @gmgunnhildr2711
      @gmgunnhildr2711 Год назад +1

      Your uncanny is: damn prediction

  • @jonandrews9823
    @jonandrews9823 4 года назад +3120

    What girls watch at 3 am: how to pet a cat
    What boys watch at 3 am:

  • @TranquilityTrinity
    @TranquilityTrinity 5 лет назад +29589

    How could anyone have trouble breathing? Just inhale lmao.

    • @merah5033
      @merah5033 5 лет назад +731

      inhale what though

    • @Moby41
      @Moby41 5 лет назад +1067

      woooosh incoming

    • @imyuta2607
      @imyuta2607 5 лет назад +494

      Where do you exhale

    • @nakar882
      @nakar882 5 лет назад +357

      **exhales**

    • @mice6545
      @mice6545 5 лет назад +735

      *DEATH BY BREATHING TROUBLE RATE DROPS TO 0%*

  • @pieguy6992
    @pieguy6992 4 года назад +11694

    Ah, yes, Marlboro, my favorite brand of medium-range active RADAR guided air-to-air missile.

    • @fizzkew5450
      @fizzkew5450 4 года назад +469

      Ah yes the Marlboro red aim 120 amaarm

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 4 года назад +294

      Ah yes, marlboro anti-ship missile.

    • @chubskii
      @chubskii 4 года назад +185

      Truly messes lives up

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 4 года назад +27

      @@chubskii was that intentional?

    • @chubskii
      @chubskii 4 года назад +118

      Maus *DONT SMOKE*

  • @elmarcus300
    @elmarcus300 Год назад +314

    Brothers and sisters, we've all gathered here in this video to commemorate the F-22 Raptor's first air-to-air kill

  • @WalkmanSilver
    @WalkmanSilver 5 лет назад +3483

    You didn't manage to take out Grandpa?
    Solitary.

    • @aegis2108
      @aegis2108 5 лет назад +6

      Aaaaay

    • @wildcardactual3110
      @wildcardactual3110 5 лет назад +3

      I dont get it, mind explaining?

    • @aegis2108
      @aegis2108 5 лет назад +20

      @@wildcardactual3110 Sure. It's from Ace Combat 7

    • @Mocitydon15
      @Mocitydon15 5 лет назад +2

      Nice 👌

    • @mpj759
      @mpj759 5 лет назад +25

      IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

  • @userPrehistoricman
    @userPrehistoricman 5 лет назад +487

    It's actually in USAF code that every fighter pilot should have a bottle of vintage red on hand in case the situation calls for it.

  • @the_merican
    @the_merican 5 лет назад +4129

    No.
    *Plate absolutely slams into his neck*
    AAOGH

    • @Badger6253
      @Badger6253 5 лет назад +44

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tonygabashvili8357
      @tonygabashvili8357 5 лет назад +84

      I fucking couldn't breathe after that guys grunt and then everything exploding

    • @HarryScuderia
      @HarryScuderia 5 лет назад +6

      Where is that grunt from?

    • @blackturbine
      @blackturbine 5 лет назад +4

      *NO*

    • @deadlybunz
      @deadlybunz 5 лет назад +4

      @@HarryScuderia *Probably Carl*

  • @12345MrTomcat
    @12345MrTomcat Год назад +92

    Suddenly this is extremely relevant

  • @usefulidiot6148
    @usefulidiot6148 5 лет назад +1500

    “Oh no I don’t have life insurance!”
    “You will dude”
    *Runs out of window*

  • @blinthepannkek6173
    @blinthepannkek6173 3 года назад +3374

    My therapist: "external wing pylons on a f22 doesn't exist, it won't hurt you."
    F22 external pylons:

    • @yapflipthegrunt4687
      @yapflipthegrunt4687 3 года назад +161

      they exist but theyre never used

    • @luminescentpearl4126
      @luminescentpearl4126 3 года назад +39

      @@yapflipthegrunt4687 Yeah and there even on the bottom of the plane

    • @chinookh4713
      @chinookh4713 3 года назад +4

      could have been worse

    • @chinookh4713
      @chinookh4713 3 года назад +45

      @@yapflipthegrunt4687 they even have the ability to attach fuel tanks and get rid of them while in flight

    • @iflyplanes516
      @iflyplanes516 3 года назад +8

      WE DONT SPEAK OF THIS CURSE

  • @anthonysimpson01
    @anthonysimpson01 5 лет назад +381

    *there's no oxygen in here i need a cigarette*

    • @skurd721
      @skurd721 5 лет назад +1

      @Austin Garner Are you a linguist or a chemist? I can't tell.

    • @nanashi9074
      @nanashi9074 5 лет назад

      Being dark skinned has nothing to do with retardation.

    • @Ifarmplasma
      @Ifarmplasma 5 лет назад

      @@skurd721 *Lemist*

  • @borat1
    @borat1 Год назад +101

    this aged perfectly

  • @seagullsays5831
    @seagullsays5831 5 лет назад +7106

    Ace Combat 7 DLC looks really weird.

    • @jp_0118
      @jp_0118 5 лет назад +14

      Jajaja ayy

    • @pimpfurryslayer257
      @pimpfurryslayer257 5 лет назад +6

      Your Overly Eccentric Uncle lmao

    • @champagnegascogne9755
      @champagnegascogne9755 5 лет назад +192

      is this a new aerial warship/superweapon made by the Belkans and used by the Eruseans?

    • @kingsnakke6888
      @kingsnakke6888 5 лет назад +24

      @@champagnegascogne9755 *_Y e s . . ._*

    • @caseygtr
      @caseygtr 5 лет назад +125

      This is what Mihaly resorts to after not being able to fly fighter jets anymore.

  • @warmonkey3216
    @warmonkey3216 5 лет назад +1677

    “Hey old man where are we going?”
    “Mexico-“
    “Oh who cares”

    • @userPrehistoricman
      @userPrehistoricman 5 лет назад +4

      You have 45 likes which is exactly the right number.

    • @moneyfu5989
      @moneyfu5989 5 лет назад +6

      Mexicoh who cares

    • @tmh3996
      @tmh3996 5 лет назад

      111 likes noice

    • @lemonzazz122
      @lemonzazz122 5 лет назад +1

      No, stfu.

    • @tmh3996
      @tmh3996 5 лет назад +1

      @@lemonzazz122 what?, why like are you joking? Hes only comment what they said in the video

  • @logansmith4492
    @logansmith4492 4 года назад +811

    Me when my mom says “We need to talk” 0:40

  • @adityajayaprakash3700
    @adityajayaprakash3700 Год назад +134

    Who else is here after the F22 shot down that Chinese Spy Balloon?

  • @obliviousidiot.
    @obliviousidiot. 4 года назад +446

    Everyone’s talking about the Marlboro missile, but no one noticed the “e” on the warhead of the missile?

  • @AugmentedGravity
    @AugmentedGravity 3 года назад +3796

    The fact that the F-22 carries missiles externally is what gets me the most

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 года назад +351

      Yeah
      We call those the
      *When you want to spam missiles*

    • @AugmentedGravity
      @AugmentedGravity 3 года назад +29

      @@seantaggart7382 nah

    • @leedlefly
      @leedlefly 3 года назад +111

      fucking 8AAM spammers man

    • @bravo6959
      @bravo6959 3 года назад +48

      @@leedlefly their worse than qaam spammers

    • @hughlevantjames905
      @hughlevantjames905 3 года назад +95

      the f22 has a beast mode fyi. it can act like a scapel for stealth missions but it can also act like an axe for fighting terrorist organizations who dont have advanced radars.

  • @mrtno4582
    @mrtno4582 Год назад +68

    its coming true

  • @GamingWithBlitzThunder
    @GamingWithBlitzThunder 4 года назад +1215

    "I cant breath i need cigarettes"
    "Hold on I got No Life Ensurance"
    *F-22 Fire a Mk.999 Malboro Missile*
    *Explodes*

  • @Pyred89
    @Pyred89 5 лет назад +1812

    Unlike you guys
    I actually searched "UP2 Carl gets shot down by an F22 Raptor" and this video showed up

    • @loftingaegis2279
      @loftingaegis2279 5 лет назад +26

      Why

    • @gabe6857
      @gabe6857 5 лет назад +15

      ongrats

    • @blackturbine
      @blackturbine 5 лет назад +11

      Real shit

    • @liamspain7133
      @liamspain7133 5 лет назад +50

      I think it's something we are all curious to find out about at some point.

    • @skinnybuggo
      @skinnybuggo 5 лет назад +6

      Wait i thought everyone wanted to see carl's house get shot down by a fighter plane

  • @Strange_Man1911
    @Strange_Man1911 5 лет назад +430

    Sees F-22
    Finals words: AWW SHIT! I DON'T HAVE LIFE INSURANCE!
    **Proceeds to jump out of window**

    • @max1muslegend772
      @max1muslegend772 4 года назад +1

      He would have lived had he bought life insurance

  • @supejc
    @supejc Год назад +83

    This meme has gained relevance with recent global events

  • @suprfly_jfp522
    @suprfly_jfp522 5 лет назад +1317

    When you try to steal a fighter jet in GTA 5.

    • @napalmkitty6686
      @napalmkitty6686 5 лет назад +5

      When you play shit games

    • @LagsterFragster
      @LagsterFragster 5 лет назад +20

      Wow what a witty and relatable comment

    • @droppodgamer8076
      @droppodgamer8076 5 лет назад +17

      Russ D Cat it was good at first then went straight downhill from there

    • @ripleylok1447
      @ripleylok1447 5 лет назад

      Yo watch yo jet

    • @MementoTurtle
      @MementoTurtle 5 лет назад +6

      @@napalmkitty6686 At least its better than fortnite.

  • @the_og_alpha
    @the_og_alpha 4 года назад +1693

    Alternative Title: Up, directed by Michael Bay

  • @ripsessionkites
    @ripsessionkites 5 лет назад +718

    Santa gets shot down by the U.S military after entering restricted airspace

    • @lightn2783
      @lightn2783 4 года назад

      50 ways to die in Minecraft

  • @thepuncakian2024
    @thepuncakian2024 Год назад +53

    2019: "Nothing like this could ever happen in reality"
    2023: 💀

  • @Workkk
    @Workkk 5 лет назад +942

    Tf? Some old guy with a red hoodie just landed in my backyard.

    • @joelaet5832
      @joelaet5832 5 лет назад +29

      *_Does it Respecc Wamen?_*

    • @Chris-pp2xb
      @Chris-pp2xb 5 лет назад +4

      joe laet Whamen*

    • @Chris-pp2xb
      @Chris-pp2xb 5 лет назад +4

      lagen pul Whumin********

    • @xlvqz
      @xlvqz 5 лет назад +14

      Does he have life insurance

    • @KM-hv1jg
      @KM-hv1jg 5 лет назад

      lagen pul **Whammu

  • @H10-i5i
    @H10-i5i 3 года назад +369

    "You are entering restricted airspace, avert your course or you will be shot down"
    Carl: So long boys...

    • @adambrown327
      @adambrown327 3 года назад +14

      Me and the boys gonna get a lazer: *no*

    • @H10-i5i
      @H10-i5i 3 года назад +12

      @@adambrown327 Random solider with an magical tracking RPG: Exactly, *no*

  • @andytothesky
    @andytothesky Год назад +47

    Actual footage from Chinese Balloon

  • @bucketcrab8641
    @bucketcrab8641 5 лет назад +651

    0:40 Honey looks like I'm pregna-

  • @twistty0474
    @twistty0474 5 лет назад +1307

    Top secret video of the US Military shooting down a UFO.

    • @brianshaggy
      @brianshaggy 5 лет назад +14

      Technically it is an ufo, unidentified flying object

    • @demonindenim
      @demonindenim 5 лет назад

      @@brianshaggy Technically it isn't a ufo, identified flying object. it's an f22 raptor

    • @demonindenim
      @demonindenim 5 лет назад +1

      @FilmThemesAndScenes well the house is identified as well lol

    • @paw0960
      @paw0960 5 лет назад

      Aurora, aslo TR3B you van name it UFO

    • @demonindenim
      @demonindenim 5 лет назад

      @FilmThemesAndScenes wait is that directed at me or brian

  • @edcopperfoil
    @edcopperfoil 5 лет назад +1488

    i just cleaned 550gb of hdd space for no reason

    • @romrommi
      @romrommi 5 лет назад +22

      K

    • @0mikr0n
      @0mikr0n 5 лет назад +139

      I just saved $100,000 on fighter jet insurance by switching to Geico.

    • @_Killkor
      @_Killkor 5 лет назад +53

      I actually woke up today
      ✔ Seen 11:28

    • @RAL_III
      @RAL_III 5 лет назад

      I'd love to be able to take that much off my 1 TB drive

    • @cookieman8057
      @cookieman8057 5 лет назад

      Oof

  • @MrBone-qv5tz
    @MrBone-qv5tz Год назад +63

    This is canon now.

  • @---ej8tq
    @---ej8tq 3 года назад +1031

    Got this recommended 1 day after the legend himself passed away☹
    Rest in peace Carl!

  • @nintaku4282
    @nintaku4282 5 лет назад +837

    *pulls out revolver
    Doesn’t use it at all
    *proceeds to jump out window

  • @Akotski-ys9rr
    @Akotski-ys9rr 5 лет назад +144

    “There’s no oxygen here, I need a cigarette” 😂😂

    • @onemore7108
      @onemore7108 5 лет назад +2

      Shit...

    • @Mp-ks4nb
      @Mp-ks4nb 5 лет назад +1

      Why tf am i even here

    • @HT-lr1rs
      @HT-lr1rs 5 лет назад +1

      My master
      What is thy bidding

  • @havi899
    @havi899 Год назад +37

    top 10 historical events caught on camera

  • @mobius5206
    @mobius5206 4 года назад +418

    Mobius One, Fox Two.
    Splash One.

  • @kowner2752
    @kowner2752 3 года назад +261

    This old man was about to dogfight a f22 with a revolver

    • @billmcsill4274
      @billmcsill4274 3 года назад +14

      Then he was like "naw", and leaped out the window without any hesitation.

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 2 года назад +5

      Maybe there was some form of dogfight but we didnt see it...yet

    • @suckmymiddlefinger4350
      @suckmymiddlefinger4350 2 года назад

      .....I would

    • @imnotsure_yt4702
      @imnotsure_yt4702 2 года назад +1

      It might have been possible considering what happened in the actual movie xD

  • @markdougherty9917
    @markdougherty9917 5 лет назад +611

    “Oh no, I don’t have life insurance” that took me out😂😂

    • @famous305matrix
      @famous305matrix 5 лет назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @anexplode7268
      @anexplode7268 5 лет назад +10

      Personally it was the marlboro logo that got me.

    • @killtummy
      @killtummy 5 лет назад

      For me it was the cough lmaoo

  • @CrazyNerdInventor
    @CrazyNerdInventor Год назад +29

    Pentagon meeting:
    "what should we do about that balloon?"
    "well you remember that video I showed you at lunch?"

  • @fritz4165
    @fritz4165 3 года назад +798

    Them: Dreams have meanings
    My dreams: ...

  • @WreckingWood
    @WreckingWood 4 года назад +558

    Pulls out pistol ready to shoot that Jet out of the air.
    "I don't have life insurance!"
    *BAILS*

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 года назад +27

      The idea of facing an F-22 with only a revolver is hilarious

    • @bobuboi4643
      @bobuboi4643 3 года назад

      TF do you mean "out of the air"? What do you think a pistol shot is gonna do to a F-22?

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 года назад

      @@bobuboi4643 Well, if you were armed with a revolver and facing an F-22, you'd want to aim for the engine intakes because even a small metal object can do some serious damage to a jet engine. It would be difficult to aim for the intakes if the F-22 was flying around, though

    • @rage8673
      @rage8673 3 года назад +1

      He definitely jumped to create his life insurance first

  • @kennethservida6144
    @kennethservida6144 Год назад +49

    Imagine the Pentagon's top brass showed this to POTUS as a simulation for the air to air kill option.

  • @kennyklk1260
    @kennyklk1260 5 лет назад +330

    General, there's a house floating in the sky. What should we do?
    General:
    *light him up*

  • @priceyfern6868
    @priceyfern6868 5 лет назад +523

    According to this you can get oxygen from a cigarette. This is the kind of stuff they don’t teach you at school

    • @MrBerserkinTime
      @MrBerserkinTime 5 лет назад +3

      they dont teach shit

    • @asilduin4594
      @asilduin4594 5 лет назад +11

      Doesn't fire need oxygen to burn?

    • @sgtpepper6379
      @sgtpepper6379 5 лет назад +1

      Yes cigarettes are great air filters. Who wants to succ air that doesn't even get you mildly buzzed?

  • @Apeksim
    @Apeksim 3 года назад +584

    So, between an instant flaming death or gaining an extra minute of sheer terror before turning into a liquified mess, Carl Fredericksen chose the latter.

    • @DelinaSilence
      @DelinaSilence 3 года назад +14

      To be fair he could survive a free fall by aiming for the trees… probably

    • @agentw.3413
      @agentw.3413 2 года назад +18

      @@DelinaSilence "Aim for the bushes"

    • @Gwestytears
      @Gwestytears Год назад +4

      Hes the MC

    • @acrazysheepdog1555
      @acrazysheepdog1555 Год назад +1

      I think there’s an ocean below them, but I think the impact would still kill him from that high in the air once he struck it.

    • @Mglue3
      @Mglue3 Год назад

      Why not both? Enjoy a light searing on the side that hits the ground. Reduces.the mess

  • @greenamajig
    @greenamajig Год назад +56

    Life imitates art.

  • @tnb5677
    @tnb5677 5 лет назад +697

    Finally Disney made a film without someone singing

    • @username4180
      @username4180 4 года назад +9

      Which makes it good

    • @Hum4n_b4tt3ry
      @Hum4n_b4tt3ry 4 года назад +2

      but... star wars...

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 4 года назад +1

      Joshy Goshy, No they had singing in Rebels.

    • @moneybaglifts1944
      @moneybaglifts1944 4 года назад

      @@paladinboyd1228 Why are you lying? Either way Disney does not make star wars, Lucasfilm does. Disney just owns the rights👍

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 4 года назад

      TheCouncilGaming, I am not lying. ruclips.net/video/gD7dxrzs568/видео.html

  • @cemocan8798
    @cemocan8798 5 лет назад +279

    why is there a urinal in the living room im dying

  • @GnumblinJones2
    @GnumblinJones2 Год назад +33

    this happened today

  • @S112.
    @S112. 5 лет назад +339

    *Sees an F-22*
    *Pulls out a revolver*

    • @tuccerjim3084
      @tuccerjim3084 5 лет назад +27

      Alphacrux Yeah, that’s gonna save you buddy

    • @electrum5579
      @electrum5579 5 лет назад +29

      "Shit"

    • @Ifarmplasma
      @Ifarmplasma 5 лет назад +7

      *"Say hello to my little friend"*

    • @mice6545
      @mice6545 5 лет назад +14

      Alphacrux Just like Battlefield just shoot the pilot

    • @ellenknapp4498
      @ellenknapp4498 5 лет назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/u5NAcHhI_Uc/видео.html

  • @seannotconnery8191
    @seannotconnery8191 5 лет назад +1326

    Transformers (2007) Army Base Attack Scene

    • @primus0348
      @primus0348 5 лет назад +6

      SeanNotConnery i dot remember this scene XDDDD better watch the film again LMAO

    • @KingEliMusic21
      @KingEliMusic21 5 лет назад +1

      SeanNotConnery lmao

    • @David-ni5hj
      @David-ni5hj 5 лет назад +17

      Starscream brings down Autobot transport carrying Kup and Bumblebee, 2007

    • @primus0348
      @primus0348 5 лет назад +4

      DavGP1208 bee didn’t have life insurance Lmao

    • @starmaximus8999
      @starmaximus8999 5 лет назад

      Oh shit it's Michael bay!

  • @redboyo
    @redboyo 5 лет назад +371

    Holy shit Pixar just keeps getting better. 10/10

  • @ryyyan4795
    @ryyyan4795 Год назад +31

    *A never-before seen up-close view of the shootdown of a Chinese high-altitude surveillance balloon off the coast of South Carolina, February 4, 2023 (digitally enhanced and upscaled)*

  • @ism333mx
    @ism333mx 3 года назад +316

    "There's no oxygen here, I need a cigarette"
    Mobius 1:Consider it done

  • @ArchivedNoobs
    @ArchivedNoobs 5 лет назад +463

    Now my recommended videos on RUclips are working!

    • @sommmathechamp5801
      @sommmathechamp5801 5 лет назад

      Maybe it is for you

    • @OSFUSA-CSPAN
      @OSFUSA-CSPAN 5 лет назад

      its the youtube algorithm

    • @Frisher1
      @Frisher1 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @Raiz136
      @Raiz136 5 лет назад +2

      RUclips may be going to hell, but sometimes the site just seems so much better out of nowhere!
      ... Aaand then it's back to being complete and utter trash again.

  • @avoughtf4u-4corsair19
    @avoughtf4u-4corsair19 5 лет назад +603

    This is by far the most golden thing I've ever seen

    • @Frisher1
      @Frisher1 5 лет назад +8

      Communism agrees, It's our opinion now.

    • @Pyro_Who
      @Pyro_Who 5 лет назад +2

      No it’s the greatest thing we have ever seen

  • @mr___pixel
    @mr___pixel Год назад +69

    Damn, the F-22 is really good at shooting down balloons.

  • @thepanzerfaust
    @thepanzerfaust 3 года назад +635

    “Trigger, your mission is to shoot down an Osean general fleeing the country via flying house, we can’t allow him to escape to Erusea and disclose our battle plans. You’re cleared to open fire on site, but you have to shoot him down before he reaches Erusean airspace.”

  • @pouukoplays5284
    @pouukoplays5284 3 года назад +209

    “Trigger has splashed a bandit!”

  • @dannynguyen5837
    @dannynguyen5837 Год назад +32

    I can't believe this happened irl