Daz Watches Mans Not Hot

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @dazgames
    @dazgames  7 лет назад +24457

    So he's a comedian? Thank god this was not real hahaha! And I would hardly say I'm really late seeing this? It's only been on RUclips a month? Come on guys XD

    • @wahful1
      @wahful1 7 лет назад +99

      Daz Games Yes lol

    • @morgancarser9194
      @morgancarser9194 7 лет назад +71

      Daz Games LOL

    • @kirasundberg9643
      @kirasundberg9643 7 лет назад +60

      dad

    • @gia2265
      @gia2265 7 лет назад +60

      Daz Games thank god, Indeed!

    • @Trogspace
      @Trogspace 7 лет назад +336

      Daz Games there's a lot of London slang in there which is probably what you didn't catch onto. For example "uckers" just means a girl is ugly. It's actual slang, not just noises.

  • @EDILYshiro
    @EDILYshiro 6 лет назад +7874

    [No pigeon was harmed during the making of this video]

  • @dazgames
    @dazgames  7 лет назад +2274

    Hey sorry i deleted the video just now, there was tec difficulties which needed fixing :) Enjoy

    • @kirasundberg9643
      @kirasundberg9643 7 лет назад +17

      thanks dad

    • @mattking5572
      @mattking5572 7 лет назад +1

      Daz Games hi daz 😍😍

    • @staticsyndrome2011
      @staticsyndrome2011 7 лет назад +5

      Guessing it was the constant blacking out at the start?

    • @batcattheartist4097
      @batcattheartist4097 7 лет назад +6

      Daz just wanna let you know this song is a joke made by a comedian making fun of modern rap

    • @Jelsa101
      @Jelsa101 7 лет назад

      Daz Games lol I watched iy before and I was like wait why did i get a notification again then I saw this comment and was like ohhh

  • @daisyfairclough8381
    @daisyfairclough8381 7 лет назад +405

    He’s a comedian making fun of rappers 😂

    • @Inside-joke
      @Inside-joke Год назад +8

      Hes not a rapper he’s a SKRRRRRR POP POP 😂

  • @georgebucknall4911
    @georgebucknall4911 2 года назад +227

    watching this 4 years later and daz is still making me laugh

  • @chandlerloe1276
    @chandlerloe1276 4 года назад +826

    Nobody:
    Daz: sounds like someone's kicking the shit of a pigeon

    • @ben.taylor
      @ben.taylor 4 года назад +6

      Big Shaq: dookdookpoompoom
      Daz: sounds like someone's kicking the shit out of a pigeon
      Nobody?

    • @ds010870
      @ds010870 4 года назад

      @@ben.taylor ???

    • @ben.taylor
      @ben.taylor 4 года назад

      @@ds010870 Use your head.

    • @curryfaceuk
      @curryfaceuk 4 года назад

      @@ben.taylor yes u tell him

    • @VOVunderVO
      @VOVunderVO 4 года назад

      Chandler loe ok

  • @joncook1888
    @joncook1888 4 года назад +688

    who laughed when he said "it sounds like someones falling down the f**cking stairs"

  • @am_eliax
    @am_eliax 3 года назад +2812

    “Sounds like someone’s kicking the shit out of a pigeon”
    ~Daz 2017💀

    • @msen5030
      @msen5030 3 года назад +9

      😂😂

    • @temero0450
      @temero0450 3 года назад +14

      Your pfp tho! 😂

    • @whackmemersboi7248
      @whackmemersboi7248 3 года назад +3

      Bro your profile pic sheeeesh where the fukinlikindukin wat

    • @am_eliax
      @am_eliax 3 года назад

      @@whackmemersboi7248 hot ik 😏

    • @mxnaq9051
      @mxnaq9051 3 года назад

      Shhhheeeeeeeeeeeeesh

  • @alexmccray1108
    @alexmccray1108 Год назад +300

    I've watched this again 5 years later and still brings the laughs. Cheers Daz 😂😂

  • @emmacondron4870
    @emmacondron4870 4 года назад +8458

    Anyone else just binging on his reactions during quarantine?

  • @theresefoisia9043
    @theresefoisia9043 4 года назад +1770

    Big Shaq: *breathes*
    DAZ: IM SO CONFUSED

    • @zamiad
      @zamiad 4 года назад +3

      Therese Foisia ok

    • @zamiad
      @zamiad 4 года назад +3

      Therese Foisia idk how no one commented

    • @melissa-lightmyway4398
      @melissa-lightmyway4398 4 года назад +4

      The

    • @qt33pie
      @qt33pie 4 года назад +3

      Therese Foisia 😂😂😂😂

    • @lumineon.
      @lumineon. 4 года назад +2

      Asnee

  • @laurencherrett1297
    @laurencherrett1297 6 лет назад +554

    Actually dying when he reads the lyrics 🤦‍♀️😂

  • @alexa1338
    @alexa1338 Год назад +64

    Did anyone else realise that the background ppl were Chunkz and his squad 😂

  • @sophielouisexo_
    @sophielouisexo_ 7 лет назад +817

    “Sounds like someone’s kicking the shit out a pigeon” I’m actually dead 😂😂😂😂

    • @asersah
      @asersah 7 лет назад +3

      Sophie Louise 😂😂😂😂

    • @leohounslow255
      @leohounslow255 7 лет назад +6

      😂😂 this killed me toooo

    • @cjcrawley1790
      @cjcrawley1790 7 лет назад +2

      Sophie Louise 😂😂😂

    • @shadowdragon9358
      @shadowdragon9358 5 лет назад +1

      I was painting while watching this🤣🤣I almost just pulled my brush against the painting and drew a massive line in a dark color😂😂

    • @shanellebarlow5454
      @shanellebarlow5454 5 лет назад +1

      Aye😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @idk_lolllll
    @idk_lolllll 4 года назад +1616

    Daz: sounds like someone is kicking the shit out of a pigeon
    Daz: - makes pigeon noises-
    Me: wheezes

    • @maggiehosking1198
      @maggiehosking1198 4 года назад +7

      Same😂😂

    • @Babagnush
      @Babagnush 4 года назад +9

      *W H E Z Z E*

    • @anfool8774
      @anfool8774 4 года назад +8

      Me: reading this comment
      Me: *W H E E Z E*

    • @ddundertalefan3179
      @ddundertalefan3179 4 года назад +5

      OMFG THE PART WENT ON STRAIGHT AFTER I READ THAT
      *W H E E Z E*

    • @Blurr1d0.
      @Blurr1d0. 4 года назад +9

      im watching this at 12:38 am and i sound like a honda at 3 am

  • @aprylcullenmusic
    @aprylcullenmusic 6 лет назад +5799

    DAZ IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST REACTOR OF VIDEOS EVER OMFG

  • @devlantz
    @devlantz 3 года назад +138

    Daz is possibly the only person on RUclips, where I actually watch his entire intro no matter what it’s about.

  • @mirrekku
    @mirrekku 7 лет назад +105

    *someone was falling down the stairs! bleh brruh krrrie*

  • @charlotte6531
    @charlotte6531 7 лет назад +188

    I died everytime he read out the lyrics 😂😂

  • @eleanor_poore1231
    @eleanor_poore1231 4 года назад +374

    I was drinking chocolate milk when you said “it sounds like someone’s falling down the stairs” and I spit my chocolate milk out EVERY WHERE!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Drew_basore
      @Drew_basore 4 года назад +5

      Or beating the shit out of a pidgeon

    • @whossamz
      @whossamz 4 года назад +1

      the funniest thinggggggg omg

  • @britneyyyess8131
    @britneyyyess8131 7 месяцев назад +13

    6 YEARS later and the fuckin pigeon part still
    kills me

  • @Alyjx-ug6ev
    @Alyjx-ug6ev 6 лет назад +310

    I was drinking some chocolate milkshake while watching this and when he said “sounds like he’s kicking the shit out of a pigeon” I spat it out everywhere 😂

    • @xocatherine
      @xocatherine 6 лет назад +2

      Alyson J same hahahhahahaha lamo except i was drinking red Kool-Aid and I spat it everywhere and it Staind the carpet

    • @Alyjx-ug6ev
      @Alyjx-ug6ev 6 лет назад +2

      Anna Hloznik lol 😂

    • @xocatherine
      @xocatherine 6 лет назад

      Alyson J lol

    • @zanenavenicka2287
      @zanenavenicka2287 6 лет назад

      Lmao THATS ME I WAS SIPPING TEA AND WHEN HE SAID IT MY PISSED MYSELF BUT THAT ENDING THOUGH

    • @brianweichbrod6248
      @brianweichbrod6248 6 лет назад

      I had headphones in and was sitting in front of my mum when that part happened, u see the point.

  • @yxngmxt
    @yxngmxt 4 года назад +402

    The comedy in his videos is so genuine and the fact he laughs at his own jokes it makes it even funnier.

  • @zoemacsmusic
    @zoemacsmusic 4 года назад +5203

    The funniest thing ever is daz saying the lyrics in a posh British accent

    • @t3active341
      @t3active341 4 года назад +20

      When did he say that

    • @NEdrumsUK
      @NEdrumsUK 4 года назад +21

      Carla Cummins it’s when he’s reading them

    • @CR-qt3pi
      @CR-qt3pi 4 года назад +143

      He doesn’t have a posh british accent, he just has a generic british one

    • @volx3575
      @volx3575 4 года назад +7

      Ik 😂

    • @volx3575
      @volx3575 4 года назад +13

      Charlotte Riaz he’s kinda posh

  • @kciee6258
    @kciee6258 3 года назад +52

    Daz reading the lyrics so posh is killing me-

  • @mntallyill
    @mntallyill 7 лет назад +189

    *SKRRR POP POP POP*
    DAZES FACE HAS ME CRYING

  • @Teagan56
    @Teagan56 6 лет назад +1213

    Daz - “HAH!” The mans got style 😃
    Me - 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lsoulharbor157l7
      @lsoulharbor157l7 5 лет назад +5

      @Joseph cain 6:58

    • @peesicle
      @peesicle 4 года назад +4

      r/emojipolice

    • @czerf1
      @czerf1 4 года назад +1

      totaly the same, a man what beast of a man daz is

    • @littlemilkshake889
      @littlemilkshake889 4 года назад +1

      I just made this Ik likes and I dont know how to feel

    • @alx7492
      @alx7492 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @minimancrawf3129
    @minimancrawf3129 6 лет назад +523

    *it sounds like someone kicking the shit out of a pigeon* IM DYING!

    • @evelynramirez1098
      @evelynramirez1098 6 лет назад +2

      minimancrawf i watched it in the Night i almost pied myself

    • @disorientedchildren7023
      @disorientedchildren7023 6 лет назад +2

      Oh my goodness yes! I had to put my phone down because I was shaking cause of laughter. I nearly dropped it😂😂😂😂😥😂😂😂😂

    • @lolakeke6420
      @lolakeke6420 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @beshrsheikhzein6405
      @beshrsheikhzein6405 5 лет назад

      I am too, LMFAO

  • @Sofia-0000
    @Sofia-0000 8 месяцев назад +12

    i love these even 6 years later

  • @soapp9559
    @soapp9559 4 года назад +238

    Daz:makes a joke
    Also daz: dies right after the joke

    • @lola_overfield569
      @lola_overfield569 4 года назад +6

      He starts dying while hes tryna say the joke and just loses it😂😂

    • @BSMGEO
      @BSMGEO 4 года назад

      Oh hi there again

  • @mixedamvs8869
    @mixedamvs8869 7 лет назад +157

    “Skrrrrrr pop pop!”
    Daz: O.o
    His face 😂😂😂

    • @jcheartspj
      @jcheartspj 7 лет назад +1

      Tokyo Ghoul I'm in love with your name and pic

    • @mixedamvs8869
      @mixedamvs8869 7 лет назад +1

      Cynthia Misi thank you ^.^

  • @evieirene3307
    @evieirene3307 4 года назад +385

    I woke up my whole entire family in the middle of the night to me laughing over *daz making pigeon sounds*

  • @Defo_not_evalyn_1
    @Defo_not_evalyn_1 Год назад +19

    5 years later and this is still hilarious stay strong Daz 😂❤

  • @teresachejlava2170
    @teresachejlava2170 4 года назад +261

    “Skrr pop pop”
    *daz makes the face*
    Me: dies of laughter

    • @Blurr1d0.
      @Blurr1d0. 4 года назад

      skkrr kiddi pat pat

    • @rubyweston3873
      @rubyweston3873 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @lukemicheal6539
      @lukemicheal6539 4 года назад

      Can u react to my first montage please its called danger room

    • @lukemicheal6539
      @lukemicheal6539 4 года назад

      @@Blurr1d0.can u react to my montage please, danger room🌵

    • @lukemicheal6539
      @lukemicheal6539 4 года назад

      @@rubyweston3873 can u please react to my first montage, danger room🌵

  • @nsr4290
    @nsr4290 6 лет назад +407

    9:55 Daz was Michael Jackson for a second there 😂

  • @l0velyscar67
    @l0velyscar67 5 лет назад +386

    I love when daz laughs at his own jokes 😂

    • @za41ah76
      @za41ah76 4 года назад

      Scarlett Smart it’s okay because i laugh too 🤣

    • @alx7492
      @alx7492 4 года назад

      Ye lol

    • @alx7492
      @alx7492 4 года назад

      @@SpicyAni000 ur weird

  • @xsaraknight4474
    @xsaraknight4474 2 года назад +26

    That’s the best reacting video I’ve seen so far where a song is concerned, honestly my cheeks are aching from laughing so much 😂😂. Love you Daz!

  • @marialord2010
    @marialord2010 4 года назад +504

    “Is this a new language they have introduced to us?”
    Unfortunately Daz...that is correct

    • @mom_made_pancakes1880
      @mom_made_pancakes1880 4 года назад +6

      It’s normal central London English fam u just got to allow da ting fam

    • @itshaz6074
      @itshaz6074 4 года назад +4

      R3trO_Dylan yh but Majority of the uk slang comes from patois

    • @slothispoggers
      @slothispoggers 4 года назад +1

      I read this as he was saying it

    • @jairoche223
      @jairoche223 4 года назад +1

      Sdgsfisrusfiogdpgdphdohdlbdbldphdhodyouarefatasshitigsgisigshdxxohxohxhododohdfohfhpfhodhx

    • @civilisedhumanbeing
      @civilisedhumanbeing 4 года назад +1

      @@ttv_gamingqueen8976 nah its central london or east london

  • @JohnHolywell
    @JohnHolywell 7 лет назад +2146

    That's Michael Dappaah he is a comedian. He came on Radio 1 and freestyled this then it became a meme and he made a song out of it. It is intentionally meant to bad! It's supposed to replicate London chavs.

    • @tizzle7347
      @tizzle7347 7 лет назад +49

      LiL uZi roadmen are evolved chavs

    • @bradleyjames8077
      @bradleyjames8077 7 лет назад +2

      Its not a freestyle

    • @samanddeanfan2009
      @samanddeanfan2009 7 лет назад +5

      But does he really not know english? Like at all?

    • @goldendon80
      @goldendon80 7 лет назад +8

      LiL uZi roadmn and chavs are basically the same thing... 🙄

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 7 лет назад +2

      John H dirty chavs.

  • @unaibmalik4914
    @unaibmalik4914 4 года назад +4385

    Daz’s personally is like Gordon Ramsey mixed with Will Smith

  • @tae_8854
    @tae_8854 3 года назад +13

    “That girl was a what the ducked?” Made me and my brother die of laughter 😂 love Daz he’s amazing I’m watching all his old videos. Whenever im sad and lost hope he puts a smile on my face and cheers me up. I’m very grateful 🥺💜

  • @IsaacWale2004
    @IsaacWale2004 4 года назад +737

    "This guy is having a seizure in the studio and recording it as music"
    😂

  • @Sur_Kidd
    @Sur_Kidd 4 года назад +219

    “It sounds like someone is kicking a pigeon”😂😂

    • @eyosyastebeje9555
      @eyosyastebeje9555 4 года назад +1

      Rooopooopppooopppoooppoo🤣🤣🤣🤣 sounds like someone is punching a turkey in the throat pupakna 🤣

  • @donnstarr2513
    @donnstarr2513 6 лет назад +605

    When rappers make random noises
    Lil pump: ESSSSSKKKEEEETTTIIIT.
    Big shaq:
    SKRRRR POP POP.

    • @CJ_that_goat
      @CJ_that_goat 6 лет назад +9

      They arent random noises
      ”Esketit” = Lets get it
      ”SKRR POPOP” = imitation of gun sounds

    • @2patsfan588
      @2patsfan588 6 лет назад

      lol read om i think you meant random

    • @gretamcdole9900
      @gretamcdole9900 6 лет назад

      haha

    • @randomlyalive3773
      @randomlyalive3773 6 лет назад +4

      Fetty Wap: Sssckwaaaaa

    • @Abi-ye8ge
      @Abi-ye8ge 6 лет назад

      Gammel Farbarn 3.9 Then just say "lets get it" rather than making yourself look like an absolute whopper

  • @shift2186
    @shift2186 3 года назад +3

    my guy, u healed my ache i had in my stomach,,, for real thank u daz

  • @indiamayx1389
    @indiamayx1389 4 года назад +598

    big shaq :skrrrr pop pop “
    Daz “ what the fu** was that ? “
    Me ( on the floor laughing ) 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @petergriffin9904
      @petergriffin9904 4 года назад +2

      SAME

    • @stepchickens5102
      @stepchickens5102 4 года назад +2

      Me ( trying not to laugh on my bed since I have not slept in over 13 hrs and I don’t want to get a ᗯᕼᗩᑕK from me parents)

    • @mlrd6622
      @mlrd6622 4 года назад +1

      2:25 I just straight-up died!

    • @gigiz8004
      @gigiz8004 4 года назад +1

      Kaylaplays -Roblox I am literally doing the same thing

    • @Redbull_Ger_Dig_Vingar
      @Redbull_Ger_Dig_Vingar 4 года назад +2

      Same here i was about to faint bc off how much i was laughing pls send a doctor

  • @savannahpfierman8087
    @savannahpfierman8087 7 лет назад +195

    “Sounds like someone’s kicking the shit out of a pigeon.”
    *LMFAO.*

  • @VooDooKingOffical
    @VooDooKingOffical 2 года назад +5

    This was the first clip I’d ever saw of Daz. Instantly needed to follow and watch more.
    Been here ever since. Such a funny guy. DAZ!! Need to meet you bro

  • @hannah3769
    @hannah3769 6 лет назад +166

    9:22 literally my face expression when i heard this song for the first time.

    • @oreo3485
      @oreo3485 5 лет назад +4

      (Love your prof pic)

  • @jamescooper5677
    @jamescooper5677 3 года назад +1006

    To make things funnier, this song was played at the start of my school assembly and the teachers putin ‘quick maths song’ 😂😂

    • @ak4049
      @ak4049 3 года назад +11

      lmaooo😂😂

    • @puggus6547
      @puggus6547 3 года назад +7

      XD

    • @whxterr2371
      @whxterr2371 3 года назад +12

      Anyone notice aj and chunkz

    • @Adrian-xh9dc
      @Adrian-xh9dc 3 года назад +4

      BAHAHHASKSKSKS

    • @kimplayz8445
      @kimplayz8445 3 года назад +4

      @@whxterr2371 I did because I watch footasylum

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 6 лет назад +119

    I have to stop watching these videos in class. My professors are not amused at my bursts of laughter.

    • @silmaril7285
      @silmaril7285 6 лет назад +1

      U whatch that on your class time?

    • @Venusx_x
      @Venusx_x 6 лет назад +1

      Heather McFarland Your allowed on your phone in class?? You’re lucky 😂😂

    • @bradley8907
      @bradley8907 6 лет назад

      Lucky I used to be aloud phone's in school till school band them

  • @Arttheclownbiggestfan
    @Arttheclownbiggestfan Год назад +3

    THE TING GOES GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA
    from five years later

  • @kohthehumann
    @kohthehumann 6 лет назад +2147

    2016 : Boring words
    2017 : Hard words
    2018 : Crazy Sounds
    2019 : ???

    • @Nutshellin-zn6pz
      @Nutshellin-zn6pz 6 лет назад +41

      2019:bop bop BIZZRAR TRRA

    • @ginaa7586
      @ginaa7586 6 лет назад +33

      The human race is regressing! Run everyone run.....save your brains 🧠

    • @chrissie1783
      @chrissie1783 6 лет назад +43

      2019: random screaming

    • @scythe6224
      @scythe6224 6 лет назад +24

      2019 - End Of Humanity

    • @nakaislayer
      @nakaislayer 6 лет назад +24

      2019: alien noises

  • @ameliavirgo
    @ameliavirgo 6 лет назад +277

    “daz being confused for 12 minutes straight”

  • @r1ce2
    @r1ce2 4 года назад +1075

    "sex with a morse code machine"
    "sounds like someones kicking the shit out of a pigeon"
    "someones got a turkey and is just punching em in the throat“
    amazing lines by Daz
    Also, “this guy having a seizure in the studio and calling it music”

  • @omorogheneakpokiniovo8771
    @omorogheneakpokiniovo8771 2 года назад +8

    The lyrics reading gets me every time 😭😭

  • @lexiesimpson8221
    @lexiesimpson8221 7 лет назад +588

    Daz is like the Gordon Ramsay of the internet 😂😂

    • @izdihar6207
      @izdihar6207 7 лет назад +8

      Yeah but like nicer

    • @KatCactus
      @KatCactus 7 лет назад +8

      What are you? “An idiot sandwich”

    • @toast.531
      @toast.531 7 лет назад +7

      What do you smoke trees?no "IDIOT SANDWICH"

    • @ajayjose8857
      @ajayjose8857 7 лет назад +2

      That would be Kavos lol

    • @go2damoon59
      @go2damoon59 7 лет назад +2

      WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE-?!

  • @vincent-nu3us
    @vincent-nu3us 7 лет назад +130

    I love the Dazzler community. Everyone still has humane feelings and everyone is kind. I love this fan base.

  • @traceye341
    @traceye341 5 лет назад +190

    Daz: SKRRRRRRRRAAA
    Daz's Daughter: He's watched the video i see...

  • @Lilly-May234
    @Lilly-May234 Месяц назад +3

    when daz said sounds like your kicking the shit out of a chicken, im dead 😂😂😂😂
    9:28- 9:34

  • @federalbureauofinvestigati507
    @federalbureauofinvestigati507 4 года назад +704

    Types of English:
    •American
    •British
    •BIG SHAQ

  • @currentaviation6841
    @currentaviation6841 3 года назад +987

    Everyone: “Morse Code”
    Daz: “Morphs Code”

  • @leah2479
    @leah2479 4 года назад +191

    “Sounds like someone is kicking the sh*** outa a pigeon” has me dead 💀

  • @moo8452
    @moo8452 3 года назад +27

    something i love abt daz is that he laughs hysterically at his own jokes 😂😂

  • @aaronnerella6907
    @aaronnerella6907 3 года назад +416

    Daz reading out the side lyrics in the brackets is the funniest thing ever 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brianna-fh5pi
    @brianna-fh5pi 6 лет назад +60

    Oh my god Daz... I just died of laughing 😂 “sound like someone’s falling down the stairs” 😂😂😂

  • @J9INA.sounds
    @J9INA.sounds 4 года назад +868

    Who laughed when he said “it sounds like a pigeon is getting beat tf up”😂😂😂

  • @ShayBrowne
    @ShayBrowne 11 месяцев назад +889

    who here in 2024??

  • @dddaizy3141
    @dddaizy3141 7 лет назад +106

    Congratulations big shaq on becoming possibly the biggest meme of 2017

    • @jorjamanuel
      @jorjamanuel 7 лет назад

      bandtrashdaizy isn’t that Cash Me outside girl

    • @kimia324
      @kimia324 7 лет назад

      bandtrashdaizy SAY WHAT YOU MEEAAAN TELL ME IM RIGHT

  • @smileplease_91
    @smileplease_91 6 лет назад +3411

    That's the exact sound I made when I fell down the stairs and broke my ribs. SKKKRT POP POP.
    Edit: Wow, this blew up, and I only just now saw it! For those asking, yes, I really did fall down stairs and break a couple of ribs. On New Year's Day, of all days. 😂 I was black and blue all over, too! I look back at it and laugh, so feel free to laugh with me! ❤

    • @luckyshark50
      @luckyshark50 6 лет назад +12

      Kari Solomon lol and 😬

    • @fadumaslife872
      @fadumaslife872 6 лет назад +43

      Kari Solomon I think I laughed to hard at this 😂😂😂😂

    • @uremqpogprvu1975
      @uremqpogprvu1975 6 лет назад +11

      Lol and have you recovered

    • @xocatherine
      @xocatherine 6 лет назад +20

      I'm sorry for laughing but I hope your better and well

    • @silenttype6833
      @silenttype6833 6 лет назад +3

      Wait did u tho

  • @lorineal01
    @lorineal01 7 лет назад +528

    "That girl was a whatthefuckin?" -Daz 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MEMEMEME-p3v
    @MEMEMEME-p3v 5 месяцев назад +3

    Man before he ends phone call: “skrrr pop pop”
    Daz’s first reaction: the fuck was that” 😂😂😂😂I’m dying

  • @lene.s.l
    @lene.s.l 4 года назад +195

    His wife listening to him making the video:
    Daz: SKRRRRRRRRRRA

  • @theosamotyj04
    @theosamotyj04 6 лет назад +259

    9:28 I legit cried omgg 😂😂😂😂

    • @emma7132
      @emma7132 5 лет назад +3

      Pola SAMOTYJ same 😂

  • @ellabarton6527
    @ellabarton6527 7 лет назад +277

    When daz reads out the lyrics he sounds like Siri 😂😂

    • @Feck_Boi
      @Feck_Boi 7 лет назад +7

      Ella Spiers When he reads them out, those are the funniest parts

  • @AnaviBhide
    @AnaviBhide 18 дней назад +1

    It's funnier when hes reading the lyrics so monotone like it's a book 😂😂😂

  • @間間-v1e
    @間間-v1e 7 лет назад +233

    "Daz wtf did you just type in me"

    • @alicehammond3874
      @alicehammond3874 7 лет назад +3

      間ᴋᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ ᴅᴏᴜɢʜ間 army !!

    • @間間-v1e
      @間間-v1e 7 лет назад +3

      Alice Hammond eeyy 💕

    • @rhia5187
      @rhia5187 7 лет назад +1

      JUNGKOOK😱😍

    • @間間-v1e
      @間間-v1e 7 лет назад +2

      Rhiannon Pentony YAAAAAS 😂❤️

    • @hannahpeoples4188
      @hannahpeoples4188 7 лет назад +1

      JUNGKOOK Sorry I love JUNGKOOK I am apart of army I love ur profile pic and name ❤️❤️

  • @lainabanks6334
    @lainabanks6334 7 лет назад +49

    “Sounds like someone kicking the shit out of a pigeon! BRUUH HOO HOO”
    Omfg 😂😂😂

  • @chelsealouise6846
    @chelsealouise6846 6 лет назад +316

    “It’s like someone’s got a turkey and is punching it in the throat” 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

    • @yayyay4247
      @yayyay4247 5 лет назад

      Chelsea Louise 9:50

    • @arcticbadger1
      @arcticbadger1 5 лет назад

      Chelsea Louise 🤔 💡🥴🤣

    • @bdogplayz6984
      @bdogplayz6984 5 лет назад +1

      Chelsea Louise 😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chloe-fj1yh
    @chloe-fj1yh 2 года назад +9

    Daz laughing at his own jokes is adorable lol

  • @danikajooste7294
    @danikajooste7294 4 года назад +623

    Daz: confused
    Man's: not hot
    Weird: noises
    Hotel: trivago

  • @potatopluck6704
    @potatopluck6704 4 года назад +245

    Big shaq: your dad is 44
    Me: my dad would like to be 44

  • @L3v14th4nn
    @L3v14th4nn 6 лет назад +416

    I was watching this at night trying to be quiet but laughed my head of

  • @MedScribbles
    @MedScribbles 2 года назад +10

    I Died When He Said “It Sounds Like Ur Kicking The Shit Out Of A Pigeon” 😂

  • @meganreid166
    @meganreid166 4 года назад +100

    when he said it sounds like hes kicking the hell out of a pigeon

  • @13lonelyllamas
    @13lonelyllamas 4 года назад +108

    "Sounds like someone's falling down the stairs"
    "brah...tay...bluo...ting...brah"

  • @_iHaveFun_
    @_iHaveFun_ Год назад +2

    Big shaq: skrrr pop pop
    Karen: You killed me with ur words!
    Big shaq: boom

  • @Lewis-mf9vi
    @Lewis-mf9vi 4 года назад +276

    “Would you call a doctor”
    No I’d call an exorcist

  • @abdullaali9686
    @abdullaali9686 4 года назад +340

    The way he always pronounces his T’s he sounds so posh

  • @maihasson241
    @maihasson241 7 лет назад +575

    “That girl is a uckers-”
    THAT GIRL IS A WHAT THE FUCKIN?

  • @SylviaEllis-lx5sb
    @SylviaEllis-lx5sb 28 дней назад +2

    This makes me treadmill session go so quick i love it !

  • @Robertsmithlover_
    @Robertsmithlover_ 4 года назад +275

    I love how he laughs at his own jokes. He knows he’s funny😂

  • @savannahpfierman8087
    @savannahpfierman8087 7 лет назад +67

    9:04
    *And that Daz, is why it’s popular.*

  • @kaiashuttleworth9275
    @kaiashuttleworth9275 3 года назад +477

    I’m my primary school, we had a thing called music hour where we could play any music we wanted. Some boy played this song every day for 6 months. I finally understand what the teachers felt

    • @zznoah5455
      @zznoah5455 3 года назад +9

      I’m in year 6, 7 in September

    • @Nova-sq5gm
      @Nova-sq5gm 3 года назад +13

      @@zznoah5455 you better enjoy the last few months second you leave your gonna miss it like mad

    • @awelmaker1017
      @awelmaker1017 3 года назад +9

      @@zznoah5455 how do you put that year in the American grade system, because I'm going to be in 8th grade (13-14) in August

    • @that_crankytf9571
      @that_crankytf9571 3 года назад +2

      @@awelmaker1017 Year 8.

    • @Frivgamer
      @Frivgamer 3 года назад +7

      Someone in my class played Gucci gang full volume on the biggest speakers in our Class. Straight to the head teachers office. P7 last year of primary school we felt soooo elite. We would be the taskforce sent to retrieve the library books from the hostage situation and supply the class. I honestly felt S.A.S. I also got asked out like 5 times that year. Best days of my life so far (Scottish borders school 11yrs old)

  • @MashIsBetter
    @MashIsBetter 2 года назад +19

    watching this 4 years later, even now daz is still funny as fuck even after watching it so many times. Absolutely love you daz, never change bro ❤️😂

  • @nixg_1237
    @nixg_1237 4 года назад +139

    I laughed so hard after he said it sounds like someone is kicking the sh*t out of a pigeon and some has a turkey and keeps punching it in the throat

  • @AJJFOUND
    @AJJFOUND 3 года назад +1302

    Daz: “is there a new language?!”
    Me: *“yes daz, the language is from a group of people that call themselves…roadman”*

    • @keehoisaicon2200
      @keehoisaicon2200 3 года назад +67

      it’s british slang innit 😩 (im british btw)

    • @alexgruchet5512
      @alexgruchet5512 3 года назад +6

      @@keehoisaicon2200 wtf ur weird

    • @sophz_xoxo8309
      @sophz_xoxo8309 3 года назад +27

      @@alexgruchet5512 they are not as weird as most people like saying innit is one of the least weird things a typical British person would say

    • @keehoisaicon2200
      @keehoisaicon2200 3 года назад +23

      @@alexgruchet5512 bro it’s normal for me to say innit 🙄

    • @ghsttristan15
      @ghsttristan15 3 года назад +13

      Its just slang its normal

  • @mjbutler25
    @mjbutler25 6 лет назад +202

    I nearly chocked on my sandwich when he was talking about the pigeon!!! 😂

    • @ts_bladezzx2133
      @ts_bladezzx2133 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr I almost die

    • @kay6740
      @kay6740 5 лет назад +1

      I nealy started laughing so loud and its 11:35 pm.
      And everytime he says something funny i sweari die just trying to not laugh

    • @roxyshalosky1horrorfan989
      @roxyshalosky1horrorfan989 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bradsmith1623
      @bradsmith1623 5 лет назад +1

      I wish I had a sandwich right now (sorry that was a bit random)

    • @janamatschkex7988
      @janamatschkex7988 5 лет назад

      Me too 😂😂😂

  • @anayaswinerd
    @anayaswinerd 2 года назад +3

    The way he pronounced everything I actually couldn’t breathe

  • @user-ez7vp5no1x
    @user-ez7vp5no1x 7 лет назад +236

    he is actually a british comedian & he is making fun of the typical "roadman" "gangsta" in uk & usually they wear big jackets even when it's not hot outside & they usually refer to themselves as "man" in every sentence to prove their masculinity. it's modern british slang & it's really hard to understand if you aren't familiar w/ the culture

    • @jdblueee
      @jdblueee 7 лет назад +2

      Warrior thts how everybody talks if u were chillin on the street, so people no yr from around tht area so they don't shank u up

    • @amari8971
      @amari8971 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah exactly lol, but the "man" thing isn't only for masculinity, or at least not in America. It also connects to "Jamaican" dialect imo.

    • @smoothie9931
      @smoothie9931 7 лет назад +2

      I feel bad saying it, wont stop me though... these people that sound like that "chillin on the street" are black. If someone white spoke that like, wouldn't have a skull left to fuck. (in London anyway)

    • @amari8971
      @amari8971 7 лет назад +1

      Xtre4mKiLLer Can you take the racism and stereotypes elsewhere. Well, get rid of it completely. Get better soon. Thanks.

    • @smoothie9931
      @smoothie9931 7 лет назад +1

      not one part of that was racist, was called the truth... I'm fine already, thanks ;)