[@Liam-bg6fk]

I ate a sandwich yesterday

[@thinkon2127]

Solid Dingo nice, I had some meatballs

[@MrKillerwolf1999]

Solid Dingo Nice, i ate some boi ass

[@pinecone9619]

Solid Dingo you monster

[@thebackofdoctormanhattanshead]

pics or it didn't happen

[@MrScottSilva]

Racist.

[@mintce2238]

The curse is so good that the flame won't even show up this year.

[@randombrit13]

I guess you’re right but fuck you for it

[@Sgt.Dornan]

On the bright side akira can't destroy tokyo again if covid does first.

[@Shok-_]

lmao

[@ghost-spider_ny4873]

Neither did the people

[@evandov]

What do you mean with 'this year'?

[@tyleru7767]

“Wait for Tokyo 2020”
That aged well....

[@pierrebegley2746]

Indeed!
It proves even more that this curse is real lmao

[@nguyennguyenphuc7462]

We get Tokyo 2021

[@JollyOlStan-hh2is]

E

[@nanonymous9139]

Aged like a fine milk!

[@anonymousstout4759]

Stonkpfz

[@DavidH-lq9ih]

“Then the Uyghur protestors were deported back to China”
*That one didn’t age quite so well.*

[@-Timur1214]

Why aged? China is doing to Uyghurs what the 2nd WW Germans did to jews since many years already.. wouldn't suprise me if their culture was announced to be no more.. :(

[@HelloHamburger]

@@-Timur1214 Well, more people know about the situation. It makes IH seem apathetic to it if you don’t know the context of, this was uploaded before most people knew about it.

[@HelloHamburger]

Neither did this 6:05

[@harmantumber]

@@HelloHamburger exactly my thought. Made me want to stop watching the video after that. You’d think if your channel was “Internet Historian” you’d at least do research on wtf you’re talking about.

[@dekulites8599]

@@harmantumber the video is from 2018 chill

[@JokerFace090]

I'll pay at least 25USD for a decent indie city management game where your goal is to prevent the Olympics from destroying the city.

[@katrinasmith8168]

world's hardest video game

[@ynraider]

Not all heroes wear capes...

[@neothurmic3780]

Would you pay anything for a badly made indie game based on that?

[@Pibola64]

There could also be different endings depending on how much of the city was destroyed at and after the conclusion of the games
Best ending would be very minimal, max 5% or less of destruction and using only peaceful, non-violent means to quell the protests
Worst ending would be total ruin of the city, use of violent means and maybe even destruction of the games themselves

[@jacobs752]

2020, the year where the Olympic gods got so mad at the torch that they plagued the entire planet to make sure the flame would never start in the first place.

[@pdr_2703]

yes

[@LazyAndFabulous]

yes

[@yep-yep7821]

"plagued"

[@rodrigonunez9451]

Yes

[@kakerlake4468]

*modern problems required modern solutions*

[@kashinimeyo]

"Watch our for 2020... it promises to be one of the longest relays ever"
You don't even know the half of it.

[@undeadpeak]

well he didn't specify what was being relayed so it has been the longest relay ever, it's just a virus not a torch.

[@Jolgeable]

...one of the longest DELAYS ever!

[@leankposs]

You cant get more curse than that

[@AatiNiiranen]

I ate a cat

[@A_Toaster]

It despawned

[@YouOnlyIiveTwice]

I love how trying to extinguish that torch has pretty much turned into a regular Olympic sport as well. Incredibly poetic, to be honest.

[@johndemesa5196]

This aged beautifully. There's already a lady who fired a Water gun on the Olympic torch.

[@snakeman5250]

Just asking, I know why the people in Brazil were protesting, but why was everywone else protesting, was it for the same reason or something different

[@plaguerim5608]

@@snakeman5250 Economy & infrastructure. Not only did it fuck up Brazil but other countries where the olympics happened too, due to falling in debt after hosting them, and also because they bid millions of dollars for the olympics to happen on their specific country; Someone might want to correct me on that, though.

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@snakeman5250 Because humans protest.
Just look at France, they'll protest the weather if there's nothing better to protest about.
It seems nobody wants the Olympics, but then it is a race to see who gets to host it next time.
Makes the IOC seem like an entity capable of telling sovereign nations what to do.

[@highdefinition450]

Based

[@emenesu]

@@plaguerim5608 Why extinguish the flame when you already paid to host the Olympics? You don't fix anything that way.

[@omegavital2072]

This ending has aged well.

[@exmaarmaca]

Like a fine milk.

[@justamanofculture12]

It really is the longest Olympic

[@shiraori5450]

Longest relay I've ever seen, it's still going on into February 2021

[@aaron_exe6449]

indeed

[@kazeryu4834]

We were so innocent back then...

[@rancidware5322]

The way he said “it will be interesting to watch Tokyo 2020” sounds like he knew what was gonna happen from the beginning further cementing the fact that he is an advanced robot from the future

[@jakeappleton5585]

Second

[@HelloHamburger]

@@terryfuldsgaming7995 But, like, we don’t know your age. How long ago was that?

[@whom.d2549]

@@terryfuldsgaming7995 ill take it as you’re older than 40?

[@robertv4083]

There are hints all over his channel lol

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@terryfuldsgaming7995 We're a dying breed.
The ones that lived without cell phones, internet and relied on TV.
I had to wear a watch to know the time and use a public phonebooth to call someone.

[@LaK8Berry]

*It promises to be one of the longest relays ever*
This aged so well

[@Lemon_Inspector]

There's actually a lot of engineering that goes into these torches. They're designed to be practically impossible to extinguish. About the only thing that can put them out is a gentle breeze

[@OpoOnTheGo]

"It was used first for the Olympics in the 1930's..."
Ohhh.
"In Berlin."
*OH NO*

[@edgarsxdwoo7417]

was a damn nice event

[@leon_-_-]

ok

[@TomSistermans]

Little fun fact: it's actually incorrect, the first time the Olympic flame was used was in 1928 in Amsterdam

[@RockDeicide]

@@TomSistermans Olympic flame was used first in 1928, but Torch Relay was introduced in 1936.

[@TomSistermans]

@@RockDeicide Oh oops I completely missed that! Yeah he specifically stated that! Sorry about that

[@MemeL0rd13]

Tokyo 2020 is indeed the biggest relay to ever exist.

[@vladimirlestrad3120]

“Tokyo 2020, where the Gods were so angry that people were still doing the Torch Relay that they brought in ya Boi COVID to infect the world and basically shut down everything.”

[@bobybimberbod8500]

just not a fire relay

[@Axrector]

might take 2 years for the torch to arrive

[@kamuikirby6886]

@John Constantine Damn, I was gonna make the joke.

[@SirShanova]

Yeah I know something spread everywhere. And yes in the early year it was fire!

[@clippygoat]

Who's here after a Japanese woman tried to sabotage the Olympic flame for the 2020 Olympics with an effortless water pistol?

[@moley249]

when you're to poor for an emerald splash so you just use splash

[@franticranter]

5:26 who thought it would be a good idea to have it carried by the rafting team?

[@show._bug]

“Tokyo 2020 will be the longest relay in olympic history”
2020: *laughs in quarantine*

[@zetetick395]

(laugh subsides into uncontrollable coughing fit)

[@deknahnegh8129]

Laughs incorrect spelling of quarantine

[@majorgeneraljohnson8212]

Longest relay? More like longest DELAY! Am I right?
Yeah I’m not funny.

[@evelynwemple9245]

I was lowkey about to say the same thing

[@Gnarmo]

Longest relay.. more like longest delay

[@joedoornhaag9312]

3:23 “and then the Uyghur protesters were deported back to China”
That aged depressingly.....

[@robertgunther851]

I cringed when I heard that

[@emilianozamora399]

I don't get what aged poorly

[@robertgunther851]

@@emilianozamora399 the Uyghurs were deported back to china who've recently been revealed putting them in what are essentially concentration camps. john oliver did a segment plus you can easily look up whats going on on youtube

[@ninjan1nja]

Robert Gunther
‘Recently’? This has been known for 3 years and potentially happening for longer.

[@robertgunther851]

@@ninjan1nja its only recently become more mainstream knowledge

[@ChiseledDiamond]

I mean yeah, Tokyo 2020 was the longest relay ever, so long in fact it took years.

[@caiorezei]

I'd never imagine that InternetHistorian, of all people, would be the one to remind me of all the best memes from Brazil's wonderfully chaotic Olympics. Yeah, living here totally rules and whatnot.

[@ibraheemtemur3469]

I love Brazil, ive been there and id love to move there some day.

[@floatingdisembodiedhead8975]

I didn't even know the Brazilians were playing tag with their torches lmao

[@MLGSHINGOJI_3000]

“Yeah it’s a shithole, but as the macacos often reason “ _It’s my shithole_ ”. ”
t. Dovahhatty

[@peterroberts7832]

As a Greek, I can confirm that we are indeed extinct

[@SamaelXII]

sorry about that man sad to see ya go

[@Gohanitos]

nice bait

[@aspiringadonis1253]

Shhhhh your dead only dreams now

[@LeninCake]

As a Turk, i am glad.
JK JK Love yall

[@peterroberts7832]

@@MrSpartanRage Nobody is as cool as the ancient Greeks unfortunately, we still have the Acropolis though

[@cz.gazz.]

'It'll be interesting to watch Tokyo 2020' ahaha yeah

[@x86assembly18]

More like Tokyo 2021

[@buffbarney2648]

The whole even year thing is gonna be gone if that happens

[@jokathejester7883]

CANCELED BOISSSSS

[@skoolzon3329]

Aged like milk

[@shocksword6847]

Well if it makes you feel any better, there were supposed to have beds made of cardboard for the athletes.

[@AttackCupcake]

My dad was one of the runners carrying the torch part of the way for the 1968 Mexico Olympics. Apparently they gave them brand new tennis shoes and running suits, but then as soon as they finished they had to give them back lol.

[@aikotitilai3820]

"The Greeks. They're extinct now"
Greeks in Greece : *disappear*

[@DweeD1516]

Exactly lolol Id like to know what his mind state or logic was behind that one....

[@draconicpaladin377]

I know, right? Then he says the greeks had a taco dinner at the villa! Can't believe ih would lie to us like that. Shaking my smh head

[@GeneralPet]

@@mountainshark2388 Turks are forcibly islamisized greeks or jannisaries who were stolen children raised as soldiers.

[@UnknownGamer40464]

@@DweeD1516 maybe...
It was jok

[@DweeD1516]

​@@UnknownGamer40464 Or MAYBE.....It WASNT a 'jok' dipshit....not really the thinking or logical one in your family are ya? What are you even talking about? The commenter is joking yeah but anyone with any sense can clearly understand im not talking about the commenter im talking to him about what was said in the video....did you even watch before commenting? because he clearly wasnt joking and thats what my comment was referring to....youre probably not even going to comprehend this....

[@J-icentu]

Ok so, the curse now is, in Tokyo 2020, there will be no protests, no tsumani, nothing. Just Coronavirus.
Edit: I regret everything from what i said before.

[@SoulX81201]

J- ic argh! Unless a giant lizard with atomic breath comes out of the ocean during the Olympic opening events, then count me out.

[@Slenderman12342]

It's getting worse

[@LittleGoblinBastard]

it's confirmed now, no Olympics this year

[@Slenderman12342]

@@LittleGoblinBastard the gods said no

[@VHCosta]

*t s u m a n i*

[@user-qw1rx1dq6n]

Funny how he didn’t specify what kind of relay so we all just defaulted to passing on a virus

[@MegaBanne]

They did promise the longest relay in the history of the Olympic games.

[@zetetick395]

Aint no man puttin *that* fire out!

[@fumothfan9]

IH predicted the future again lol

[@FizzleBurger]

Joke's on you, the 2020 Olympics went off without a hitch.

[@owendiaram3870]

Fun little story I like to tell (which is true) that during the 2012 Olympic torch relay in England, the torch passed through Haverhill which is where I lived at the time, one of the kids who went to my school tried to steal the olympic torch whilst on a bike, he got knocked off his bike and tackled to the floor as soon as he outstretched his hand.
I think it was filmed tbh.

[@capitaorodrigo2886]

As a brazilian, can confirm, our chocolate medals taste like crime

[@bluehemlock1156]

But what does the crime taste like?

[@azazel5803]

ever been in a british back alley? that

[@EddThe19th]

Does that mean your chocolate medals taste bad, or is crime very tasty over in Brazil?

[@MatheusNiisama]

BlueHemlock tastes delicious!

[@erickeism]

Crime tem gosto de chumbo grosso kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@liamleak1272]

The only place without problems were the places that couldn't afford water to throw at them

[@Randomcatt]

And North Korea

[@UnPokemon]

@@Randomcatt So, a place where they can't afford water either, then.

[@chocoman45]

@@UnPokemon They can afford it, but every drop is a gift from Great Leader.
Wasting such gift is a travesty.

[@bunnydexter7178]

@@chocoman45 I like you:)

[@chocoman45]

@@bunnydexter7178 You should like great leader instead.

[@nefelinef641]

"They were this guy called greeks, they're extinct now"This is 10 times funnier for me cause i'm greek

[@crabking9223]

Does dinosaur make a movie?

[@LordIsrafel]

You're extinct now.

[@vexile1239]

You can't be Greek they extinct

[@nefelinef641]

Starting to think this comment was a mistake

[@redeye4516]

Thank you for your service

[@chrismusix5669]

I suddenly feel this incredible urge to protest the Olympics.

[@Sercer25]

Dey be raciss

[@cattycattington1264]

I can see why some of these people in poor countries would be pissed that their country would spend millions on the games rather than helping their people

[@Natsukashii-Records]

Millions... **snort**

[@endmysuffering8720]

It's more like 13 billion

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

The games are meant to be a tourism investment, which in theory, can be used to fund public works, since that actually generates income, while handouts don't (or atleast generate them to a meaningful amount).
Of course, 3rd world countries participating in the Olympics typically inflate the costs associated due to corruption, which creates a system where the investment isn't paying for itself.

[@Natsukashii-Records]

@@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit In no universe can the infrastructure to accommodate the olympics can be created and have just the tourist pay the bill. Unless if the countries used pre-existing infrastructure in which case no one would even bother going there.(Why would you go to a shithole to watch some sporting events when your country has much better stadiums and such to go at?)

[@Cron0s91]

Thats exactly what happened, gold medals made of bronze with a fine layer of gold I mean, cant have nice things with that corruption.

[@failedrevolutionary9497]

Those Uyghur protests have context now...Jesus Christ.

[@Barwasser]

A few days ago in Turkey the government was waiting for vaccines for Covid19 that were scheduled to be delivered from china but never arrived. There was no official reason for the delay. Then the government deported some Uyghur activist and the vaccines arrived the day after.
All a coincident of course

[@schlangenjager7401]

Yea i know, it's kinda sad now

[@spacechimp3199]

@@schlangenjager7401 sad nobody can do anything about it because China is too big to retaliate against

[@beepboop9848]

Uhh- can you explain the context please?

[@ronancunningham1705]

@@beepboop9848 Uyghurs in china are being sent to concentration camps

[@shanedangelo7212]

Covid protested the 2020 Olympics. The protest was so bad, they had to move the Olympics to 2021.

[@Sercer25]

It's worth noting the fire never went out during the 1936 Olympics, neither the torch nor the flame basin.

[@loveitftw]

Idk what to do with this information now

[@annoyance.2583]

Deutsche Qualität

[@Tobi-ln9xr]

Fire made in Germany

[@YagatoYeppelin]

Ambasing

[@WilburSoot]

Who would've known that fire is delicate

[@castor9683]

Prometheus did. He never should've given us fire.

[@mrskitkats]

Hate it when fire breaks 😔

[@snesmariocircuit3]

Will pls do vlog in Harry Potter world vlogs

[@alienym0us99]

Wilbur Soot
Isn't that why the Gods gave it to us???

[@the-uh2ur]

Wilbur Soot Who would win? A massive blaze capable of burning entire neighborhoods down, or one nerf super soaker boi

[@darowchdawg]

The amount of foreshadowing for 'current' affairs in this video is actually insane

[@morone91]

aged like a fine wine

[@darowchdawg]

@@morone91 and like milk at once

[@KriLL325783]

Aged like Syllabub

[@nightazday7988]

But he still said 2020 so he can't be that much of a prophet

[@ectsy]

Yikes if you think he predicted anything about the Uyghurs. That’s been going on for years prolly before 2008. Crazy how idiots only care about covid

[@gooseman3597]

i think that out of anyone that talked about Brazil you are the first one to actually point out the absolute beauty of the Brazilian corruption. actually wheezed from the way you described it

[@kalebbruwer]

"[Tokyo] promises to be one of the longest relays ever"
You mean _delays?_

[@johnronald9767]

Played this for my Olympic project at my college, but I forgot about the credit scene which played for an uncomfortable amount of time

[@johnshutts8377]

🤣🤣

[@ViridianAubergine]

John Ronald F

[@SuppositionalBox]

That's ok, it can't be worse than being asked by a fellow student in french class to suggest music for the classroom and me, thinking he was being a smart ass, suggested that they play *Rebecca Black's Friday, the Death Metal version*
Longest 4 minutes of my life, let me tell you....

[@WOOT1234able]

@@SuppositionalBox well a least it is not gachi

[@protonjones54]

Just pause the fucking video mate?

[@ilocosmetro]

Nice to see Internet Historian: Incognito Mode’s second channel upload now and again

[@betty.4585]

ilocosmetro Big FACC

[@pandaman9690]

2 real 4 me

[@Honeydwarf85]

When is you gonna make more Shia vids?

[@PuckDaily]

truú

[@ChristosGoulios]

I am still around: (

[@LarryJ602]

"Watch out for Toyoko 2020"
Yeah, I've been waiting on that for a year now.

[@DustyHoney]

- bring a wild animal into a loud gathering with fire
- animal gets scared
- kill the animal
- logic

[@ImBarryScottCSS]

"Ya boi, gust of wind"
Absolutely crippled me.

[@gordonlekfors2708]

that's it, mate. if you're that sensitive we're gonna have to end it here **pushes your mobility scooter down a cliff**

[@cloaker7237]

@@gordonlekfors2708 *Gets pushed off by ya boi, gust of wind*

[@gordonlekfors2708]

@@cloaker7237 lol

[@Mooondoggy]

was expecting pidgey to attack. 4/10

[@littlebabyman8494]

Jeez why’d he do that?

[@tottenhamhotspurish]

Next time they want the torch put out, they should get 4Chan to do it.

[@frankwest5388]

James Celts you know those autistic fucks would find a way to kill the flame in less then 4 hours.
Not even Shia labouf could stop them so how could an organization worth multiple billions even compare.

[@dinkdonk3509]

I kinda want to know what was with all the protests

[@lucasmedina6284]

dink donk Rio the janeiro is broke now because of the Olympics, they killed the economy that was already fucked.

[@DasterTheStalker]

you think 4chan would extinguish the flame of aryan supremacy?

[@hachiroku9983]

They should pay 4chan to find a way to keep it alight. They'd come up with something.

[@Crossword131]

The "OH, NO!" followed by "...the smell of burnt pigeon lasted for days."

[@muhammadehsannorsiake5415]

its July 2021 the torch still running, like 4 days ago elderly woman squirt water pistol to protest the Olympics amid the pandemic.

[@ruffusgoodman4137]

This video aged so well, that we are still waiting for Tokyo 2020. In 2021.

[@TheWinjin]

2022 maybe?

[@ruffusgoodman4137]

@@TheWinjin almost there.... anytime now...
AAAAAAAAAnytime now...

[@samreddig8819]

@@ruffusgoodman4137 but we still got beijing 22. Oof

[@BloodInTheStrawberries]

@@TheWinjin
We are will waiting for the anti-sex cardboard beds in Tokyo.

[@LucasMedina_3]

"Brazil. A country so corrupt that the gold medals are made of chocolate, and the chocolate medals are made of street crime".
As a brazilian, nothing was ever so accurate. Love your channel, btw :)

[@0Onyx13]

I love people like you, who don't get all butthurt about jokes and stuff. In 2019 you're rarer than a unicorn!

[@0Onyx13]

@@orderzz3118 Yeah but at least you admit it, that's what I admire, look at americans, their country is falling apart and yet everyone is like "America is the greatest country on earth" yeah right lol

[@spethmanjones2997]

Lady of Darkness the news likes to focus on the .0005% of our population who are wackjobs as well as our politicians who also focus on wackjobs, so I certainly see why it seems like things are falling apart here. Like most places, however, when you just walk around and see stuff and talk to people in person (NOT on the internet) everything is almost always totally fine and everyone’s pretty friendly for the most part.

[@wandowander9360]

@@spethmanjones2997
And yet these vocal minority are tearing your country apart and your just.. *this is fine* meme?

[@Darktotaled]

@@0Onyx13 as a brazillian that tends to watch the current state of the US, i can say your country is far from falling apart. The left is falling apart cause they are embracing utopia nonsense ideas, but people are getting jobs and economy is growing. I wish i had ten percent of that in Brazil

[@SkepticalShelby]

Greetings from the FUTURE!
And I can say without any hesitation, that the 2020 Tokyo Olympics went absolutely perfectly.
Absolutely no problem, or issues, or setbacks, or delays, or deadly pathogens, or arrests.

[@bizarreutahraptor]

Well, guess that this time the flame has cursed the Tokyo Olympics to not have any audience at all

[@wickedraptor2651]

inb4 2020 olympics uses a digital flame and the software crashes

[@Leaqua21]

Probably the software crashes because of angry japanese hackers

[@KABLAMMATS]

Venom Snake light his electronic Cigar with a hologram fire.

[@D8W2P4]

Considering Japan's electronics fetish I would actually be surprised if they had an actual flame.

[@xtzyshuadog]

*in before Uyghurs are released who say There Is No War In Ba Sing Se*

[@LibertyPrime1982]

Is Bethesda making the program? 🤔😂

[@Kaiimei]

The panic on her face is absolutely priceless.

[@flow185]

She's like : Oh my fuc'ing gosh. Wah do i do now im scrwed.
(The typos are intentional its for the bri'ish language)

[@vald.1617]

@@flow185 They're in Olympia, which isn't anywhere near Britain so I don't know if you're Bri'ish or if you're saying she's Brish or what.

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

@@vald.1617 it’s BRI-ISH

[@floatingdisembodiedhead8975]

She was hyperventilating in silence lmao

[@adonaiyah2196]

😨😨

[@achannel9598]

The wind must love to blow out the flame like a birthday cake candle.

[@sk.p4446]

i love how no one for like 30 years thought to have a removable cap during the relay. genius.

[@dankdankeryetdanker2726]

So what you are saying is anyone who manages to successfully deliver the flame is more badass than the actual Olympic winners.

[@spethmanjones2997]

That’s what I’m saying, someone give these bloody torch runners some chocolate medals

[@justinspeaks.1652]

@@spethmanjones2997 They deserve chocolate medals with chocolate that isn't made of street crime.

[@spethmanjones2997]

Justin Speaks. Nobody specified we were in Rio but I mean I guess you’re right regardless

[@falaflani4831]

Fuck this Nazi propaganda ceremony

[@wandowander9360]

Can someone explain to me why are there people trying to put out the fire? Are they trying to dick or trying to be a legened of something?

[@940steel]

"The longest relay ever"
You mean, delay, not relay, right?

[@YuiroAoba]

comments

[@vinaloi41]

Nah. The runners have just been running in circles for the past year.

[@justamanofculture12]

Relaying of the varus

[@darowchdawg]

@@vinaloi41 So have the UK governement

[@vinaloi41]

@@darowchdawg haha yay... we're all gonna die

[@GreatWorkBoss]

The gods were so angry that the torch relay was still a thing several decades after Hitler 's death they condemned the world to an indefinite demise at the hand of the virus

[@btsnake]

This prophet correctly predicted the Tokyo Olympic torch relay wouldn't finish until 2021

[@wildquakeofsrg6147]

“And the chocolate metals are made of street crime.”

[@aeinzalot]

And the street crime is made of broccoli.

[@dirkthedaring5131]

And the broccoli is made of ravioli

[@hcookie4424]

Silas Greene *medals

[@ffejpsycho]

And the street crime.... it's made of gold.

[@delksbwg3777]

@@ffejpsycho ...plastic gold

[@ThioJoe]

Protip: If you want to extinguish it from a distance you'd better be using something like an Amerex 'high performance fast flow' model' , which has a much higher flow rate of 2 lbs/sec compared to a typical 0.5 lbs/sec

[@JK-zd3md]

I'd say "give this man a medal" but I feel like there's an Olympic joke in there somewhere.

[@HiyaItsHailey]

That's definitely something you only learn from experience.

[@gabrielsmith9393]

ThioJoe Of course.

[@PixelSlayer247]

Why do you know this? lol

[@Balognamanforya]

PixelSlayer247 cause why wouldn't he know this? Why don't YOU know this?

[@hollowgod5773]

I swear this is the only channel I can rewatch everything on and still enjoy it

[@PsychedelicCharm]

"Tokyo 2020 promises to be one of the longest relays ever". This line aged like milk.

[@1NFERN0HD]

Player: Olympian torch bearer
Current mission ... SURVIVE

[@CLK944]

Objective*

[@tannerprinsen4585]

I'm not ready to experience that for the hundredth time

[@tannerprinsen4585]

@@ddestroymode3171 well, at least he made it count

[@predragilic6501]

Spartans don't die they just go MIA

[@albaraqahtani]

Pedja Live123 MIA*

[@DammitSinged]

_Tokyo 2020 : The torch will be ignited with Weaboo Jutsus_

[@aludis]

The cauldron will be a ramen bowl

[@BIackViper]

Dude I can't wait for Goku to do the relay

[@gellasztomania1643]

and then Tokyo will explode
Thanks, Akira!

[@issackliener3065]

And from it a katana wielding animu lover jumps out

[@bearyboy9088]

Prussian Eagle You know it's true!

[@brandonobaza8610]

2:09 HEY, HIS LEGS WORK!
This guy's a great big phoney!

[@Thedragonspinner]

The flame could be under water because there was no wind underwater

[@marshalmarshall2109]

This man here, he's gonna take us places.

[@BayaRae]

Ancient Greek art is something else.

[@louie-xk4yq]

*ancient greek anime

[@simonholmqvist1951]

*HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG]

Why can’t Japanese anime studios completely make Greek history? Eastern Roman Empires would work more offers.

[@compatriot852]

Oh god, I remember when the mayor of Chicago tried getting the Olympics to be in Chicago.
I can imagine what a disaster that would have been

[@vocexseta]

Compatriot Maybe they would’ve been on their best behavior. Or traffic would be so congested they’d have to resort to bicycles for their drive-by’s.

[@ddoormatt4834]

Compatriot would have stolen the metals

[@deerdragon9182]

The fire would be shot at

[@JodyBruchon]

Come for the Olympics.
Stay because you were murdered.

[@maximillianlylat1589]

Couldve been better than rio, people were forced out of their homes, the olympic buildings are sitting abandoned and rio is in dept

[@gshot4878]

POV: You're watching this during the Olympics 2021

[@shanshansan]

big props to the person who made the subtitles at 1:45

[@TheWizel]

Tokyo relay: Massive plague strikes the earth to stop the Nazi Torch

[@hioyua650]

Covid 19 was the good guy all along.

[@vanguardtrainer924]

2020: The torch can’t be put out if there’s no Olympics
*roll safe meme*

[@AatiNiiranen]

I ate a cat

[@Rogueakeri31]

@@AatiNiiranen me too.

[@Rogueakeri31]

@@phoenixrc0074 lets go to work.

[@thepizzatime3502]

But then was it ever lit 🤔

[@QemeH]

IOC: "This will be the longest torch relay ever."
Gods: "Pandemic it is!"

[@carbon1255]

Some say the Tokyo 2020 relay still goes on to this day.

[@WinterGray8888]

“Tokyo 2020 promises to be one of the longest relays ever” they literally couldn’t have been further from the truth

[@arthurizando]

Well it has been an year

[@jackspedicy2711]

@@arthurizando most city visits in creece were canceled aside from the big statium. wonder how tokyos torch goes

[@arthurizando]

@@jackspedicy2711 I know

[@wrash]

2008: 70k people died
*2020: hold my beer*

[@Noxedwin]

*2021 Olympics:* **Earth de-orbits and careens into the Sun. The torch somehow **_still_** extinguishes.**

[@brunoactis1104]

​@@Noxedwin It would be physically impossible for the torch to not extinguish if that happens.

[@subu_versus]

@@brunoactis1104 it was a joke

[@brunoactis1104]

@@subu_versus I'm not retarded enough to not know that.

[@Binks182]

@@brunoactis1104 well the torch itself as well as the earth would burn into nothing. So the torch would be extinguished because there'd be no torch

[@MadridHou]

You should totally do a video on the Qatar World Cup and the corruption and disregard for human rights by FIFA throughout selling the hosting rights to many countries… I mean if Brazil’s corruption for the Olympics was worth mentioning then I think you would do a really good job on that

[@MooImABunny]

"it'll be interesting to watch out for Tokyo 2020" HO HO HO HOLY SHIT that panned out fantastic

[@statelyelms]

"I'd be interesting to watch out for Tokyo 2020"
Well, at least the flame can't be extinguished..

[@doctorcritic9618]

Well ye the event got extinguished tho

[@undeadpeak]

@DeltaGem bruh the gods are angry at us for not taking their hints to stop the torch, if wind, fire extinguishers, earthquakes, the ocean, protests, the torch not working. won't do use a virus and kill the guy who's supposed to take it.

[@FM-hw8yv]

Earth:The flame cant get out if it was never lighted

[@AatiNiiranen]

I ate a cat

[@dexty112]

You silly, that’s not how deportation works.
China is much further away so they use bigger catapults.

[@damndaniel774]

Should have used a trebuchet

[@beesinpyjamas9617]

With a trebuchet 90kg worth of Kazakh could go over 300 metres!!

[@theverylastkorok7080]

The hell is that idea? I mean we’re not cavemen. We have technology....... let’s deport them on a bottle rocket.

[@Eviled]

@@theverylastkorok7080 multi bottle rocket

[@JavvyF61]

@@Eviled multi bottle rocket attached to a trebuchet

[@your_name_here2158]

Thank you for the helpful information. I never knew about that torch being a piece of the H----r's lore. That is suprising that it was not always around

[@_Nohan_]

This next relay after Tokyo ends is going to be brutal.

[@joaobatistaperinjunior953]

The good ol' HUEHUE olympics
Where the act of trying to extinguish the flame was a olympic game that anyone could try it out

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

Hey look, if you get on global television for it, it's almost as good as getting the gold...

[@delksbwg3777]

TheApexSurvivor Rede Globo is Global, right?

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

hmmmm

[@someabominationfromanother3190]

HUEHUEHUE nosso Brasil é foda

[@rafael_agv]

Joao Batista Perin Junior Gotta love our coutry, such a majestic place.

[@midnightmosesuk]

The Japanese flame will be kept alive by lighter wielding nano-bots and guarded by some kind of giant killer robot.

[@creeperlamoureux]

🔥🔥🔥-Chan waifu bots with Logang merch shields

[@4f52]

The Japanese cauldron will be ignited by nuclear fire as well as their citizens

[@midnightmosesuk]

Or lit by a blast from an orbital laser cannon like in Akira.

[@Peusterokos1]

"Oki cauldron-chan this is your time to shine"
*fire cauldron*
"N-nani"
"CAULDRON-CHAN YOU BAKA"
*pushes cauldron over*
"YAMATEEEEEEEE"

[@PixelSlayer247]

*red alert 3 intensifies*

[@theplinko9840]

Yeah I remember the Sochi Olympics being particularly chaotic, specifically stories about plumbing in the village and watching some of mechanical mishaps in the opening ceremony.

[@HaZineIncorporated]

Coming back to watch an old video and had the nostalgia trip of the life time. I just barely made it out of my classroom when the Earthquake happened in 2008. I was a primary schooler then but I remember so much of what happened afterwards. Still kinda salty that they managed to rebuild the entire school by Sept and we had to go back to school on time.

[@thewhompingwampa2671]

Truly a horrible curse lmao

[@datemasamune2904]

2020: Kaiju will come out of the Pacific and attack every country the flame visits.

[@Andrew-oj3pv]

We can hope

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Date Masamune Pacific Rim 3: Weaboo Edition

[@spacesponge8732]

And then the fire nation attacks.

[@shteatinggrin]

Godzilla Final Wars Part 2

[@johnoaker1232]

Date Masamune Then some mentally unstable kid with psychic powers is gonna level Tokyo

[@Marmite-ex7wu]

Man they should have made it out of netherack and it would have burned forever

[@archevenault]

Well, we haven't heard from the dude who went to the Nether last time...

[@MegaBanne]

I can testify that it won't burn out in the rain as well - minecraft player.

[@J33zas]

LOL, GET IT GUYS?? IT'S MINECRAFT?? DO YOU GUYS GET IT? MINECRAFT IS FUNNY!!! COME ON LAUGHT PLEASEEEE

[@akiyo3243]

@@J33zas look guys its the joke inspector,better give an good impression

[@pipemong]

@@J33zas thats a reddit moment if ive ever seen one

[@doubleuecks3248]

the description is the most accurate and effective one i've seen in a long time

[@RelaxandStudy101]

Those last 10 seconds destroyed me

[@kekero540]

When Zeus himself is pissed he’s not invited to the game named after his own godamn house.

[@Andoryuuu]

I mean, Tokyo 2020's relay has indeed been the longest so far, well and truly over a year at this point.

[@ondrejsedlak4935]

One of my friends was a camera operator during one of the Sydney 2000 relays in Australia.
He did indeed relight the sacred flame with his trusty 99c plastic lighter.

[@WasatchGarandMan]

Its actually *Hitlers Ghost* who blows out the flame

[@Megarith1to3]

Honestly that'd be just the kind of petty that I could imagine an angry specter with little power to be.

[@lionofthemorning7997]

It’s a simple mistake...in order for the torch to receive the blessings of the gods, rather than their ire, they need to restart that non-existent tradition of *virgins* kindling the flame.
If the gods are expecting virgins...you give them virgins.

[@greeby4709]

Bruh how are we supposed to recruit tumblr users?

[@dontsubscribetome3262]

redditors are too fat

[@Dev_712]

Sjws are on their keyboards at home

[@imRehnzy]

@@Dev_712 We're going to need to put our best ip trackers on the case and sacrifice them against their will

[@morganrobinson8042]

So, you're saying they pissed of Hestia. Well, this is pretty passive-aggressive for a smiting so that tracks.

[@SmileyStudiosable]

I'm just here to say that Tokyo 2020(1) made it all the way to the end without needing to relight the torch

[@DragonGyrl96]

Damn

[@idkdude420]

Thank you so much for the closed captions. Internet Historian is the best for throwing in special jokes for the deaf.