Watching Parkour Civilization made me laugh even more at Techno's "parkour duel". It's basically the parkour equivalent of hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
My brain was translating in real time Techno's interpreter's voice to actual Techno's voice, and it was pretty much how he would have done it. Oh, how cool it would be his reaction to Parkour Civilization. Rest In Peace.
No it's not. 1# Breaking and Placing blocks are illegal. Do that and you're punished with death 2# There's no farms in Noob level. The Parkour Pros strictly prohibit noobs from gaining too much food to prevent noobs from being able to sprint so they can't make the impossible jump. 3# There are no guns nor magical potatoes 4# You cannot bribe Parkour Pros with potatoes. Only wuth Parkour.
but in the original parkour civilisation, evbo plays in the evil champion’s civilisation, and in this video this guy played evbo’s parkour civilisation
0:29 because I’m a parkour noob and daily tasks are only for pros and masters I’m not sure what the unknown level is, but I think they would also have daily tasks not noobs pro or god also I consider God and pro as level no also don’t ask how I know the parkour god is real because most masters don’t see him
techno doing diagonal jumps on the noob level, him getting both the chicken AND the beef after spleefing the pro guy all this in the first 43 seconds and i can already tell this is accurate
Not only do the chainmail boots imply a deeper lore implication along with the fact Technoblade can't see the bedrock barrier separating the different classes of the parkour civilization world means Technoblade was already destined for greatness since his humble beginnings as a parkour noob. Technoblade never dies!!
My first thought upon finishing the (original parkour civilization) video was of Techno and his mastery of parkour back in the Minecraft Monday days... RIP legend
The real answer is that when techno joins servers like this with special code, those code tends to break for whatever reason. You can see it a lot in his videos, and you can also see how he exploits these moments for funny content
@@HalalBread1427 I've watched the whole thing. Things that were inaccurate: 1# There's no guns in Parkour Civilization. 2# You don't bribe Parkour Pros with potatoes. You bribe them with parkour. 3# Parkour Noobs don't work. They only need to follow a daily parkour routine. 4# There are no potatoe farms in the Noob level. Parkour Pros strictly forbid Parkour Noobs to gain too much food so they can't sprint jump. Nor are there magical potatoes with knockback 255. 5# Any form of building and braking blocks will resort by sending the person to Parkour Prison. 6# If Evbo is the Parkour Champion, no one, especially in the Noob level should still be following a daily parkour routine where they need to parkour for a piece of raw stake. This was all highly disrespectful to what Evbo has built. If they wanted Technoblade to play in Parkour Civilization, they should've kept the old Parkour Champion who's a titrant that needs to be put down.. Not with Evbo who's already saved everyone. It's basically a self insert video now. Imagine Naruto, who worked so hard to become hokage, and a random new protagonist just zips by all your achievements and pushes you away as your mew replacement. Very disrespectful.
Technoblade is the strongest person for any civilazation. He doesnt die. He is incredible in adapting and pvp. He could cure world hunger with his potato farms
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All money from this video will be donated to the Sarcoma Foundation - RIP Techno
Wait that’s so awesome electy props to you
@@BucsWins0208ye
Ur Sigma
Thanks for the vid for the Sarcoma Foundation!!
Rip techno
Over 2 years have gone by and people are still making videos about him. Technoblade truly never dies
25 years later "Hey, you remember that one RUclipsr, Technoblade?"
"Who's that?"
This will be his legacy
@@ZWChan-vf8hzso ragebait then
He will always be in our hearts
Technoblade is a legend and legends are never forgotten
True
Watching Parkour Civilization made me laugh even more at Techno's "parkour duel". It's basically the parkour equivalent of hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
I laughed my ass off at that part XD
Wish there would be more parkour duels throughout this video
Yahiamice thumbnail lol
what if technoblade was in parkour civilization❎️
what if technoblade was british ✅️
. . . Who is technoblade
@@DoomZenGamer Youre joking, right..?
@@Jonas-zedtler Who is technoblade
@@DoomZenGamer Technoblade was a Beloved RUclipsr known for his humor and skill. the man didnt even take the fact he had cancer seriously
@@Jonas-zedtler Cool Stage five cancer?
3:43 if Evbo had no plot armor
True
Nah technoblade is just that good
Technoblade is stronger than Evbo Plot armor
evbo still bucket clutched at the bottom
How did you get in parkour civilization?
“Aye let’s go *slightly better boots* “I swear Techno would say exactly that
Yeah he would lol
Grammar aint grammaring
Aye let’s go slightly better boots
It hey not aye
@@xiaoxuanpu Dont care
4:08 proof he did the clutch in 1st try XD
lmfao
you can use command to clear advancements 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
3:25 bro switched to PVP civilization 💀💀💀
He is playong the wrong game
Techno having chain boots has some serious lore implications
Finally someone mentioned it.
1:38 techno would absolutely say that
Technoblade domain expansion: PVP DUEL
so that's where pvp civ came from
@@kubakielbasa5987lore technally yes but no lol😂
Someone animate technoblades domain expand
cancer domain expansion: skin virus
@@TheUglyGooseling.
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0:37 WAIIIIT, the pros work, not the noobs
Noobs don't work
@y27k-cultmemberwork what?
@y27k-cultmember they dont, they only live
Also techno was wearing chain mail boots instead of leather
Because he's a fighter not a noob @@faddedreality6885
Bro pulled out a triple Neo against a 2 block jump, that man just gave up and died
Expected to hate this but you got me with the block breaking at the start. This is actually perfect.
Technoblade just fully bypassing laws about block breaking and just towering up. This is actually so accurate what the heck. Well done
well that's escalated quickly for Evbo final Parkour Civilization episode
Ahh yes common sense his worst weakness 0:14
Oh no because it’s illegal frfr
If techno joined parkour civilization, he'd just parkour on the side decorations
Actually felt like a techno vid
Yeah, i could just HEAR him saying all these. At [1:29], [1:38], and [2:49] especially
@@BooTheEater 02:00 too
hold up... at 1:39 techno has chainmail boots, does this imply he was a parkour fighter?
yes
This is real footage of techno qounquering heaven
💀
2:34 that reminds me of that bill cipher moment where he says “oh no a tantrum whatever will I do about that HOW ABOUT THIS BOOM”
Maybe you should’ve put time baby somewhere I had to think a little
1:03 "one block aeaeae"
ææà
Technoblade meets Evbo at the champion’s throne
Evbo: I challenge you to a parkour duel!
Technoblade: DOMAIN EXPANSION! PVP DUEL!!!
(3:45) I love the "wait a minute... I just lost the BOOTS" XD very nostalgic of his old skywars videos :D)
3:04 dude was at loss for words. Imagen you giving a guy his pasport ad then dude just start floating up
2:01 The Legend's Best Words
k
More like most famous words
2:38 move type:
3 block neo jump
Damage: 909090 hearts or 1 creative player
3:51 that HEH? Is exactly how techno would have said it lmao
My brain was translating in real time Techno's interpreter's voice to actual Techno's voice, and it was pretty much how he would have done it. Oh, how cool it would be his reaction to Parkour Civilization. Rest In Peace.
1:59 I thought you would say TECNOBLADE NEVER DIES
I was about to say that
1:33 just completely ignoring the lore, classic i think
How so?
@@TheWooperDudewell the lore shows that the hunger bar cant go above 3 bars. So u can't make a 3 block jump
@@Hi-Im-Noob-uwu it can, you just need to first nearly starve to get there, and he had plenty of food
@@TheWooperDude the lore literally caps you from getting over 3 hunger bars
TBH this felt more like a "If parkour cavillation was smart" video
No it's not.
1# Breaking and Placing blocks are illegal. Do that and you're punished with death
2# There's no farms in Noob level. The Parkour Pros strictly prohibit noobs from gaining too much food to prevent noobs from being able to sprint so they can't make the impossible jump.
3# There are no guns nor magical potatoes
4# You cannot bribe Parkour Pros with potatoes. Only wuth Parkour.
Based N pfp
Alternate title: Parcour Civilization but Main Character has a brain
You miss spelled parkour
I like this one more then the original one
It’s parkor
@@emersongieselmann488its parkour dummy
but in the original parkour civilisation, evbo plays in the evil champion’s civilisation, and in this video this guy played evbo’s parkour civilisation
3:07 the guy watching him:👁️👄👁️
Him just casually getting the caves and cliffs achievment 💀
Next tactic: water bucket wall scaling
3:04 I love how just that creeper guy looks
1:52 hopefully that was not dream
it was
3:25
“Fruit destroyed me”
Seawatt, Skeppy Event, PvP
technoblade got reincranated into that world after he died
He would probably manage to do a 16 block 3600000 degrees turn diagonal vertical jump whilst sneaking, slowness 16, and being inside cobwebs.
I could be offended but i am pretty sure that's exactly what techno would do
4:16
the water bucket is just being ignored over here
2:00 NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!
1:27 it’s impossible to have over 3 hunger in parkour civilization he said that in the video. It’s capped.
That is the case when you have leather boots. He doesn't though?
Yeah you can pretty much tell they watch parkour civilization through parody and not the original ones
@@bettergang2004he does have leather boots in the part i was showing. he just ignored the cap.
0:29 because I’m a parkour noob and daily tasks are only for pros and masters I’m not sure what the unknown level is, but I think they would also have daily tasks not noobs pro or god also I consider God and pro as level no also don’t ask how I know the parkour god is real because most masters don’t see him
more vids like this pls its so funny
0:41 yeah WHAT KIND OF PESANT WAS THAT
The dozens of times I’ve done those parkours in EvboPK server, super nice vid
Perfection. Greater cinema than even Parkour Civilization. If only Techno were here to appreciate it...
2:27 parkour duel? I thought it was a parkour battle?
The wait what in the parkour battle caught me off guard😂😂
Techno blade grew the Soviets most prized food… Potato’s
Even the knock back 999 potato
I see no god up here
EXCEPT FOR TECHNOBLADE
Technoblade: 0:00 this isn't heaven...but it is mc
He will go "Ham" in PvP civilization I bet.
You should add a " wait a minute counter " 😂
Uhhh.... Wait a minute 🤔😂
we need part 2
techno doing diagonal jumps on the noob level, him getting both the chicken AND the beef after spleefing the pro guy
all this in the first 43 seconds and i can already tell this is accurate
we need pt2 else time will stop and all the atoms with combine together (what am i talking about, we just need pt 2)
Not only do the chainmail boots imply a deeper lore implication along with the fact Technoblade can't see the bedrock barrier separating the different classes of the parkour civilization world means Technoblade was already destined for greatness since his humble beginnings as a parkour noob.
Technoblade never dies!!
i never watched technoblade in my life
but they seem very cool
Alright this is one of my favorite videos because i love techno and one of my favorite videos of all time are the parkour civilization
''not even close'' thanks for the memories electy,RIP techno
The only thing missing is his calm personality as he slowly murders everyone while talking to the chat
My first thought upon finishing the (original parkour civilization) video was of Techno and his mastery of parkour back in the Minecraft Monday days...
RIP legend
Nice Tribute!
when i first watched parkour civilization when he got the water bucket i figured why just not water bucket climb up the whole temple?
u could uss the water bucket to climb up since that time you were given one
This is more entertaining than the original parkour civilization lol
Idk About That.
Nah i think the original is better
are you serious?
No it ain’t
all its missing is a techno voice changer
3:19 parkor civilization ❌ pvp civilization ✅
They switched the names instead of it being parkour battle and PVP dual is parkour dual and PVP Battle
Only technoblade and evbo could hit the jump for the beef
skeppy’s failed troll attempts have trained techno perfectly for parkour civilization
1:16 "Fuck it, we gun"
Remember me? Also R.I.P Techno
3:09 bro he has gold boot
0:46 wait why can’t he see the top if he is a rank noob?
Cause techno is a god
Blood God privileges
The real answer is that when techno joins servers like this with special code, those code tends to break for whatever reason. You can see it a lot in his videos, and you can also see how he exploits these moments for funny content
But he doesn't wear leather boots though? Who said he is rank noob? sanders? You sure you saw it right?
not using the water bucket to climb, classic
your ability to explain difficult concepts in an easy way is unparalleled!
Imagine being Evbo going through all of that then Technoblade just comes out of nowhere and kills you with a potato
1:16 techno gun
😂😂😂
0:43 Bro Said "im gonna feed my family with this one"
parkour civilization but if the player was actually SMART for once
i half expected this video to be shitting on techno's grave, but this slaps. keep it up :>
if this was made after the parkour villain arc he definitely would have just done the diagonal jump and pointed out that now the villain can't win.
That was hilarious - "lol a two block jump - what will I do" Tripple neo jump😂😂😂
heis finaly uploading
I thought evbo was the parkour god
*Champion.
Also this video is very inaccurate to the lore.
@@Thisguy0187 Looks like somebody hasn't watched Season 2 yet.
@@HalalBread1427
I've watched the whole thing.
Things that were inaccurate:
1#
There's no guns in Parkour Civilization.
2#
You don't bribe Parkour Pros with potatoes. You bribe them with parkour.
3#
Parkour Noobs don't work. They only need to follow a daily parkour routine.
4#
There are no potatoe farms in the Noob level. Parkour Pros strictly forbid Parkour Noobs to gain too much food so they can't sprint jump. Nor are there magical potatoes with knockback 255.
5#
Any form of building and braking blocks will resort by sending the person to Parkour Prison.
6#
If Evbo is the Parkour Champion, no one, especially in the Noob level should still be following a daily parkour routine where they need to parkour for a piece of raw stake.
This was all highly disrespectful to what Evbo has built. If they wanted Technoblade to play in Parkour Civilization, they should've kept the old Parkour Champion who's a titrant that needs to be put down.. Not with Evbo who's already saved everyone. It's basically a self insert video now. Imagine Naruto, who worked so hard to become hokage, and a random new protagonist just zips by all your achievements and pushes you away as your mew replacement.
Very disrespectful.
Brother, this is a meme video and I can guarantee you that @Evbo would not be offended by it at all. It's not that deep.
@@HalalBread1427 Then why did you act like I didn't watch it? Because I did.
This is pretty bang on. Good job :)
Bro sounds like Evbo but extra Australian.
can't believe it took me 4 watches to realize techno started with chainmail boots. thus why he could get more food
I wish he was still alive to meme on the Minecraft movie trailer, his reaction would have been priceless
This video is funny specially the pvp duel🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
perfect well I really missed him😢
Rip Technoblade you will hold a special place in my heart
thought this would be bad but it was actually good :thumbsup:
1:37 He would probably be born on the *LOST CIVILIZATION LEVEL* ™
Technoblade is the strongest person for any civilazation.
He doesnt die. He is incredible in adapting and pvp. He could cure world hunger with his potato farms
We just missed him so bad aren't we?