Nikko, you’ve got it completely wrong. The community does not have a crush on your assistant, they have a crush on you. Don’t take it from me. Just putting it how it is.
This guy planned all this out, small guns vs. small turkeys, big guns vs. big turkeys. Then, he got to the range and forgot to follow said script altogether 😂😂
I can see the job application to work for NIkko now. "Employee must be ok with working in and around adverse conditions. That adverse condition being Nikko."
Nikko has successfully made the dopamine in every single man sky rocket in a single video. He somehow put Guns, Food, Angry yelling, and a hot blonde into it. Nikko you are the man
Nikko GET RIGHT WITH TGAT ASSISTANT BRO, GET HER BRO, like, nikko, aint no way you finna let a woman like that walk in, and then not take her for yourself
Nikko, I can't tell you how much I appreciate your videos, and now this week I can watch you in twitch since im on break. Everyday I come home and im on the worst mood, but then I watch you and my day is made. Keep up your videos, rock on, have fun, be yourself.
Im banned from all turkey shoots in my area because being accurate consistently is frowned upon, apparently, and the owners know each other. The reason they don't want me there is because other people leave when i come and i couldn't be more happy.
6:12 That thing is RUINED!!! 6:17 That table is going through it😢 7:29-7:44 That thing is obliterated! 16:32 if it ain’t dead it ain’t happy. 17:02 SCIENCE CREATES BIG HOLE!!!!! Love your videos Nikko!!!❤
My favourite bit was ally.. whole video was amazing and better then usual but mainly just because It had a realnhot woman in it.. also it wqs adorable her using your weapons systems and being nervous.. like dude, shes so sweet, she not gonna shoot you on purpose.. buuuuutt, accidents and be careful and stuff ya know..😂😂
they used to test plane engines with turkeys to make sure they could eat a whole bird like a geese and still run but they had a problem where they kept breaking and they called the company selling the turkeys and asked if there was anything they could have done to them making them so hard and they asked were they still frozen. sorry if i didn't get all the details its an old story i just barley remember from years ago
Absolutely love the gun content. Recently went from watching your videos all thru night shifts as an MP to watching all I want now that Im a civilian again. 🤣
What caliber is your favorite??
@@nikkoortiz 556 BABY!
50mg
9mm 😂
556
Matches to my D&ck
Bro figured out the secret to audience retention 😂
Hes always known hey is the best. Isn't out here asking for money just does ish to make us all laugh
The answer is SCIENCE!
Safety is number one priority accuracy is not on the list
Were u in the military ?@@nikkoortiz
@@nikkoortiz yes
Turkey was speaking taliban
😂
Bro I posted my comment then saw yours lol
Turkmenistan Turkey 👳🏾♂️🦃
Theye in the sand... and theyre speakin like the taliban
It was a sand turkey 😂
If Deadpool had a baby, it’s Nikko
Nach deadpool is not that horny all the time
Have you ever seen barnones videos, he is definitely Deadpool jr with the gfc
Thanksgiving: what do you use for the stuffing
Niko: lead
Nikko, you’ve got it completely wrong. The community does not have a crush on your assistant, they have a crush on you. Don’t take it from me.
Just putting it how it is.
We love dat army ass!
Both? can it be both?
no we have a crush on your assistant
@@willdobermanspeak for yourself
Ally is cute but Nikko is HOT AF 🥵🥵🥵😈
"dont help me help the turkey" bro is crazy
🦃
7:44 Turkey bits raining down on Nikko while he’s laughing with his mouth wide open! Nikko, hope you survived the salmonella rain! 😂
This guy planned all this out, small guns vs. small turkeys, big guns vs. big turkeys. Then, he got to the range and forgot to follow said script altogether 😂😂
I always free ball it!!! Lmao
@@nikkoortiz
Perhaps talk to Sheath...they might help you out with both that AND a sponsorship
@@nikkoortizfree balling for science
"EVERYONES A PERVERT"
5-sec later
"look at this bussy"
Is a tussy isnt it lol
ITS THICK!
@@nikkoortiz not sure that’s what they meant by “stuffing the turkey” nikko.
@@nikkoortizDude so true, Them turkeys be thick af
I can see the job application to work for NIkko now. "Employee must be ok with working in and around adverse conditions. That adverse condition being Nikko."
I am chaos!
@@nikkoortiz😂🥰
@@nikkoortiznew merch ? “I AM CHAOS”
Who needs Bill Nye the science guy, when you have Nikko Ortiz, the other science guy!
Nikko the gun guy
Turkey was an Afghan child who was definitely armed
"Definitely armed"
yay!!!! warcrimes are fun
@@jordanharrison496O-O
Ban assault Turkeys 😂😂
0:15 I'd expect Niko to be dating a baddie. 😂
Ofcourse, niko IS a baddie
I thought it would be a man ngl
@@SibblingGaming real
That’s his assistant not gf
Nikko has successfully made the dopamine in every single man sky rocket in a single video. He somehow put Guns, Food, Angry yelling, and a hot blonde into it. Nikko you are the man
That “assistant” be helping him out in more the one way
Turkey: “durka durka”
Niko: “aaAaAAAhHHhhHHhhH”
6:45 I'm getting some reeeeeal Deadpool vibes in here. 😂
Nikko GET RIGHT WITH TGAT ASSISTANT BRO, GET HER BRO, like, nikko, aint no way you finna let a woman like that walk in, and then not take her for yourself
GOD DAMN NIKKO!!!! Protect her from the Internet
I learned that "frozen targets make less splat", SCIENCE!
I need to go buy a frozen bird…. Can tracer rounds cook a turkey 🤔?
this is actually a good idea I havent seen beforw
Probably not
Maybe use them dragon breath shotgun rounds yeah?
Science experiments
Science!
02:07 NIKKO GOT A G WAGON??
Yes it’s appeared in his previous pew pew vids
@Unknown-lj7kq oooh. I ain't ever seen it then. He doing good for himself tho ngl
All this science need a tactical lab coat
13:00 you were in Mexico for a second there
My wife wants to know why your blowing holes in the turkeys😂😂😂😂
It's for air flow. Helps the turkey cook faster.😂
Casual background explosions 😂
Love the guntube vids keep it up
That poor defenseless turkey lmao 😂
Fax
Butterball employees were filmed hard R ing the birds before they killed them. Yeah, theres video.🤢
Just imagining Nikko explaining something he did wrong to his drill Sgt. 7:05
Screams "I'm broke!" Proceeds to shoot $20k in firearms with a G wagon in the background
12:34. Dude started having flashbacks 😂😂
Ally is adorable on a whole other level.
Why was your “ALLA” so accurate 😅😂😂
Nikko would be the coolest boss to work for all about work and having fun doing it
"Shoot the small guns with the smaller turkeys" Nikko's science class!
😂😂😂
Fortunately, the turkey did not have to go through this during its lifetime. ^^
5:48 justified response. the turkey was clearly reaching.
My boi crazzii ass Nikko 😂😂😂
why is it always when you act zesty its fucking funny
Nikko, I can't tell you how much I appreciate your videos, and now this week I can watch you in twitch since im on break. Everyday I come home and im on the worst mood, but then I watch you and my day is made. Keep up your videos, rock on, have fun, be yourself.
Lmfaoooo “and that’s why we gotta do all the pushups” fuckin killed me😂 (pun intended)
POV how Americans shred their turkeys.
@17:18 is my favorite
just kidding when the slo me "FBI open up" kicked in that was nice editing
Hot damn you made your own content!
Ally unloading 300 Blackout hell yeah!
Love how Nikko goes from Navy to Coastie to Army then definitely Air Force with the “EW ITS ON ME” NIKKO IS ALL BRANCHES
Ally’s just wondering how tf she ended up here😂
Nikko singing Backstreet Boys made my day 😂
Alley needs a pay bump 😂
Im banned from all turkey shoots in my area because being accurate consistently is frowned upon, apparently, and the owners know each other. The reason they don't want me there is because other people leave when i come and i couldn't be more happy.
6:12 That thing is RUINED!!!
6:17 That table is going through it😢
7:29-7:44 That thing is obliterated!
16:32 if it ain’t dead it ain’t happy.
17:02 SCIENCE CREATES BIG HOLE!!!!!
Love your videos Nikko!!!❤
I love seeing Alli get excited!!! Mag dump baby!
this takes stuffing turkeys to a new level
Brandon Herrera AKG gives you a +20% to velocity and +35% to ballistic coefficient. That's science. Don't question it.
Hell yeah, Nikko drilling raw meat. LET'S GO!!!
Disclaimer: No turkeys have been heard in this video.
5:02 "Science!"
I'm here for Ortiz, because I'm broken and think he's cute.
Am I gay for being subbed to Nikko?
I think so. I kinda wondered about that too! LOL
Don’t do it bro it’s not worth the risk
It’s not gay unless the tips touch
Imagine going out there the next day and all you smell is rotten turkey
My favourite bit was ally.. whole video was amazing and better then usual but mainly just because It had a realnhot woman in it.. also it wqs adorable her using your weapons systems and being nervous.. like dude, shes so sweet, she not gonna shoot you on purpose.. buuuuutt, accidents and be careful and stuff ya know..😂😂
Well.... Figure it out or you're fired! 😬😅🤣
Those be some holy turkeys
We learned today that frozen turkeys are only considered cover if they are shooting 9mm at you. Else, frozen turkeys are only concealment. 😅😂😅
12:10 bro your elevation is like you're trying to shoot 300 m
Swear to god
12:14 all the buckshot raining in slowmo makes me question if shooting very dense frozen things at close range is really the best idea lol
The turkey was murdered🔫🔫☠☠
why am I bored, on duty, watching Nikko pernitrate turkeys, on thanksgiving....... where did I go wrong with my life
Your funny like dead pool
Bro the turkey was frozen that’s why 9mm didn’t go through
Quit, Ally! Quit! Run! Don't look back!
😂
1st 🦃:🍗
2nd 🦃:💥
Best thanksgiving video
You know when I went to the store today, I was wondering why there was no turkeys.
0:33 is that a butterball turkey?
He has what he eats. Butter balls
dont help me help the turykey XD
Navy I’m going too stuff you up : Air Force oh fuck no
real question is why are we not married to ally yet
More gun shit pls you are fucking awesome bro
Its almost like hollowpoints dont over penetrant the turkey.
WINNER! 🤫As you can tell I’m slight testing my audiences weapon knowledge so I know how “direct” I need to be with everything 😂
hahahahha poor turkey YOU'RE INSANE I LOVE YOUR CONTENT
This whole video gave me anxiety b/c I was like this would suck nuts to clean up
Poor table
they used to test plane engines with turkeys to make sure they could eat a whole bird like a geese and still run but they had a problem where they kept breaking and they called the company selling the turkeys and asked if there was anything they could have done to them making them so hard and they asked were they still frozen. sorry if i didn't get all the details its an old story i just barley remember from years ago
Need a Nikko Ortiz + Micah Mayfield + Charlie collab ASAP
Absolutely love the gun content. Recently went from watching your videos all thru night shifts as an MP to watching all I want now that Im a civilian again. 🤣
2 POSTS AT ONCE?!
That other is gone lol
No wonder why there are no turkeys at the grocery store 😂😂😂😂
SCIENCE!!!
ive never found turkey so unappetizing
Keep these gun vids up!
More to come!!!
@@nikkoortizsick!
Now we know what to do if we encounter zombie frozen turkeys in the wild
Exactly !!!!
Welp at least the ants will be eating good tonight
He needs a Charles, garandthumd should let you borrow him
16:40 how them back shots should be sounding 😂
the Turkey is cold bro 9mm doesnt go trought tought frozen meat
11:15 Turky Cobain pov 😂🎉
Bro Russia is about to send troops with frozen turkeys strapped to them; that way they have better protection than cardboard and a last meal.
Do you think you could be the 1st Guntuber to test different calibres on "peter-files" like those "catch a predator" channels? 🤔🤣