When House Knows You're Lying | House M.D.
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- Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2019
- Wilson is lying to House but he's covering himself too well, even involving Taub in his elaborate lie.
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I love how house just brings over an empty plate, grabs half the food off Wilson's plate, and Wilson doesn't bat an eye.
"I'm not nice!"
US portion sizes tend to be double to triple times the normal anyways, as doctors they are likely aware of it too, so I don't find that particularly strange. The fork in the pocket though...
@@Megalomaniakaal planning, glorious planning.
I like to think House directly deposits some of his wages to a joint account with Wilson, that Wilson has free reign over, and that's why Wilson never seems to complain when House buys weird shit or keeps taking his food/cash for food.
No, as a single workaholic Doctor Wilson has money, thing is he doesn't have friends, and he needs friends. House fulfills that need without expecting/needing Wilson to change his workaholic ways. Their friendship can be carried on AT work. House needs friendship far less so he takes advantage of Wilson, both because he can and because he needs to test how far he can push Wilson and keep him as a friend. Food/money is one of the ways he pushes and tests. House actually admits more than once he borrows money from Wilson even when he has the funds just to see if Wilson will do it.
Takes Wilson's food and carries his own fork. Winner.
Uses a fork to eat french fries and a sandwich
well hes obviously a hunter not a gatherer lol
@@chad522 after picking them up with his hands
@Theroux: 😂! But he cleans his hands with a tissue, discarding it on the table afterwards, you have to give him that; he's not a total slob!😉 His personal fork in his pocket means he is always prepared when he needs it.😹
Long long time ago when cutlery was scarce or nonexistent, people used to carry their own spoons in their boots, just in case they may need them. There were no forks then yet, and knives were not necessary, as they had other sharp tools on hand 😃
He already had a fork though lol
"I need you to update me on the patient's condition."
"He seems to be dead."
"I need you to update me on the patient's condition."
"Just checked. Still dead."
"Let me know if there are any further developments."
@@kiltmaster7041 The Patient: "Can you guys be quiet? Im trying to sleep the sleep of the dead"
@@Greendalewitch House: "No." *[Intentionally makes more noise with red ball]*
Based
I love how House pulls a fork out of his suit jacket pocket.
I need to learn that
It's having your hands full - i usually tuck my fork under my food but it's little things like that that make this show so good.
The fork was such an underused symbol in the dichotomy of House, I wish they did more with it. I guess my 47 subreddit pages dedicated to my fan theories will have to continue to suffice
I love it more when House uses the fork on the food which he already grabbed by his hand
Notice it's NOT plastic
4:53 notice how House immediately gets defensive when Taub suggests that Wilson may be suicidal, he really cares for his friend (albeit in his twisted House-way)
@@blawson3603 And guess what House does? He really cares so much for Wilson that he ran away with him and faked his own death.
Liuhuayue
That ending with the bike....
That... was an ending...
@@hikikomorihachiman7491 made me cry
Cancer is boring.
Or maybe it was selfish. He got defensive because he didn't want to believe that Wilson would want to leave him.
Wilson and House act like an old married couple lol
What an original comment
Bromance
Well wilson did propose to house at one point so i consider it canon
The best of friends always do
Only so much better.
**letting house taking his meal**
Wilson : I'm not nice to you!
That's not nice, that's just routine. He's so used to House taking his food by this point, he doesn't bother wasting energy on giving a crap and arguing it anymore.
Poke him with the fork.
@@fireruby544 the best bit is that habit once helped House solve a case and identify the patient's condition (referring to the Tapeworm when Wilson asked if he had a primal satsifaction of getting to the food first)
I mean it's not like he finished it
@@rebeccamichael626 in the eye
Lol I love how Taub immediately gives up on the lie when he crashes into the shelves 😭
what would be a non-immediate way to quit though? He acts, and at some point gives up. Could he quit periodically some how?
Wilson's mistake, using Taub as his cover. The guy directly reports to House. He should have picked someone else.
"When house knows you're lying"
And i thought you uploaded the entire series in a single video
Would've clicked faster than i already do whenever i see House characters on the thumbnail
I love how he just casually lays down to think in the morgue all the time.
Well it's quiet there
2:41
It's a place where you can just be dead to the world...
@@MicukoFelton prob why some people hang out at graveyards too
@@priscillajimenez27 goddamit now ur gonna make me go thru my doomer phase again, hanging out in graveyards smoking a cig and thinking about how much life sucks
I love how each person that works with House have their own specific ways to deal with him 😂
Because he's the most complex case of all...
@@alanparsonsfan He's not the ''case'', case can and are solved while people are/can NOT be ''solved''.
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849shall we say, Yevgeniya, that his case presents in the most complex ways possible. He is, at the same time, both kulturny and nyekulturny...
@@alanparsonsfantrue, also what episode is this
House is that jealous boyfriend that's snooping through your stuff.
He's also that flaky girlfriend who says she doesn't want anything, but then when you order something she eats half your food anyway.
Rule 1: *Never lie to House about Monster Trucks*
walter
Bethan Griffiths Rule number 1 is actually never lie to House at all
Arthur Morgan yeah but sad thing is... everybody lies boah
DrSladic Yeah, but don’t lie to House.
@@drsladic101 really
I love how this channel is still active all these years after house ended.
just farming some free moolah
This person has incredible skill to edit. If he didn't this could be pointless.
@@jaimhaas5170 Isn't this the official house channel?
@@mycelia_ow what is your question? This is a channel on youtube. Nothing official that I know about it.
@@jaimhaas5170 It's an officially verified House M.D. channel, so it's totally legit. My best guess is, they've got some passionate fans of the show doing this in their off time or as a side project and the publishers are fine with it because it's free advertising to whatever platform happens to be hosting the full show in some way, shape, or form this year. lol
I love how subtly and quickly the tone and character interactions change in a scene on this show
House M.D. Season 5 Episode 17.
"The Social Contract."
You're welcome.
So there have been 37 likesin last 55 minutes. To you comment...House has a HUGE fan fanbase.
@@saumyapathak5865 ur point?
If the message was for one that has been deleted then i take this back
You are a good man.
@@solomanyamin2876 sorry I didn't get you.
You're
People who have a fork in their jacket's inside pocket: Joey Tribbiani; Gregory House.
I should start doing it too.
Its funny how those 2 characters have a combined IQ of an average person.
@@shridharkulkarni8236 not a combined IQ, an average IQ.
No offense to Joey, but combined IQ would definitely put it about average.
@@Rougarou99 let's say House's IQ is about 160 (genius-level) and Joey's is 70 (below average) - that would make their combined IQ 230, which would make them the most intelligent person to ever live. Now, their AVERAGE intelligence quotient would be 115, which is at the high end of average.
@@spencergsmith I know. I was making a joke by saying Joey's IQ was so low that it was in the negatives, so that combined with House's IQ would produce an IQ around 100.
"Wilson doesn't password-protect his patient files."
Major HIPAA violation there Dr. Wilson
back when this show came out, probably all that was required was protecting the network and individual computers as a whole. Cyber security and the laws governing it has grown leaps and bounds since then.
Back on the show was made, it was likely they still had physical files along with the digital
@@ralphlambda5359 Or the computer itself was protected. He's the only one in that office.
This show has so many HIPPA violations and reckless medicinal practices, the hospital would've been sued out of existence.
Twist: Wilson has lupus and it's causing him to lie.
It's never lupus
LivingBiscuit but once it was lupus
@@billybob840 *pulls hidden pistol*
It's never lupus
It's NEVER Lupus!!!
@@billybob840 yeah it was the result of misdiagnosis therefore not lupus, never lupus!
I love how House gave Taub just enough rope to hang himself, already knowing what the deal was. 😂😂
House is always only interested in motives. I love how he completely disregards everything people say, except insofar as they are hints about what drives them.
I'm reasonably certain that a good majority of us who watch these videos are people who have already watched this entire show two or three times and can literally tell exactly which season and episode these clips are from.
You are correct.
I'm not quite there yet.
@@galahad38 please tell. S?E?
@@dalf22 I was trying to say that I haven't watched the series enough to recognise an episode from a clip. But it's from Season 5 Episode 17 - The Social Contract.
I haven’t watched the show, it came up in my feed and now I’m constantly watching these clips when I get home, I need to watch the full episodes
Wilson is the only one House can truly call a friend. Anything wrong with Wilson scares House to *his* core.
-I told Wilson you sent me to get information.
-Now you're telling me. What does that make you, *quadruple* agent?
“You’re what whoever you’re with needs you to be.”
Wilson is me 😳
Literally thought the same thing as he said that, and glad to see I'm not the only one.
Seriously, when House puts it like that, I feel like a self-assessment is necessary 👀😩😞
Tyler V yes because you’ll just wear yourself out if you try to please everyone
Same. I never thought of it like that but after hearing that it's making me self reflect
@shane: Not only this, it would signal a lack of personality...
House’s concern for Wilson is the cutest thing ever 😂😂😂House treats him like a younger brother he never had
Picks up food with his hand
*eats with a fork*
He pulled it from his coat pocket, very smooth.
At first, I thought it was a pen. ✍️
He dosen't play by the rules
Anyone sitting here?
Just my persona
[Stand] reveals itself
Immediately what I thought
All you need is to edit in a persona cut-in
They say stand users attract each other
I don't think I'll be able to sleep now that the notion of a House/Jojo crossover has entered my head.
More like:
Anyone sitting there?
Just my persona
*Pulls out gun and shoots his head*
I thought House was secretly Wilson's Persona.
Pulling a fork out of his jacket is such a house thing to do honestly
The very defensive "No" always get me
If the pathologist had known someone was playing racquetball in his morgue....
House hot them all trained. They know the deal.
Fevzi Yiğit Cengizoğlu where else?
Well done peacock. These clips are just enough of a bite that makes me want to rewatch the series again. Such a great show.
Wilson was so repulsed when Taub asked him to lunch 😂
"Because when my parents put me in the rocket and sent me here, they said James you will grow to manhood under a yellow Sun.--"
Love me some Superman references.
I was waiting for someone to comment on this 😅
Considering I’m binging Smallvile right now, seeing this reference was a delight☺️
4:17 I dunno why that bit gets to me but he proper loves Wilson.
He brings over an empty plate to steal Wilson's food and then pulls a fork out of his pocket. He's an icon
Wilson has my favorite sense of humor out of anyone on the show
I love how house just lobs like 2 softball questions/compliments and talb crumbs like a wet house of cards
I mean technically Taub could’ve just said that he wasn’t very good and Wilson was helping him get better.
When house knows your lying
Puts down crutches
*you're
Kufiy You're* :)
@@jezeski2011 that's effort I'm ill as it is 🤣
@@IIIIII-ke3lo Not too ill to use stupid emojis; more like too lazy to use correct word (3-4 keystrokes). "Your" means to own or have something; "you're" is a contraction of "you are."
Try thinking about it before using it in a sentence (or hitting the 'comment' button). A few seconds of actual thought will not affect *your* illness, if *you're* actually sick or not.
@@jezeski2011 u know this Is RUclips not and English lesson
We need a compilation of House taking Wilson’s food
House... my greatest show experience. The only show I've seen more than 7 times..
House is so extremely possessive of wilson haha
Wilson is the only person on Earth that House would risk his life and freedom for. Every person should have such a loyal friend.... If you can handle House.
I’m convinced that this show is about house and Wilson’s bromance.
It’s a good time to watch the entire series,from start to finish.
That got dark REAL fast.
You end up stalking me and harassing them 😆😆😆
One of these days I will sit down and watch the series, instead of sitting at my computer watching all this small clips lol
Done it yet? 😃
Joey Tribianni also pull a fork out his jacket in The Cheesecake episode .
This came to my mind too.
Thank you Admin for posting 🏠's videos. They are always
entertaining and fun.
I like how Wilson says hes not nice to house when he didn't even bat an eye when he took half his food, and I can tell you only two ppl can do me that, my cousin who is like my best friend in the world and women I adore
Can we just appreciate that house presumably has a fork on him at all time
" I'm sorry I have ask this , but do you have reason to believe he might be depressed?"
House: " No get out of here"
On one of these videos, I had replied to someone that said that we all need a Wilson in our lives and said that I don't.
I take it back but don't remember which video it was on that I commented lol.
you can click on your profile picfure and a list of all your previous comments will be shown
When House knows you’re lying you’re screwed.
Thanks for keeping this channel going! I enjoy it very much. 😷😀
I need more of this show
James Wilson, Phantom Thief.
0:03 of course house can’t see it Wilson is a Persona User
How has no one mentioned that the cadaver in the morgue kinda looks like Vladimir Putin?
Wow you must be one of Trump's opposite 😂😂
@@mohamednajibhamdi4195 what's it got to do with Trump?
That man looks like if he was his twin xD
It's not that hard for him to know when you're lying. He knows everyone is always lying.
This is actually incredible. Robert Sean Leonard (Wilson) also played Neil Perry in 'Dead Poets Society' back in '89, which if you haven'tseen it, I highly recommend. I feel this is not only just very well done situational irony, but also a wonderful homage to what I believe is his breakout film.
That's that only other role he's known for. I've always known him as "the guy with the face from Dead Poet's Society."
You suggest as if it was done on purpose, yet it wasn't... Sometimes (or rather, in most cases) scene is just a scene, not a homage or reference.
I like these clips
Me too
C J *too
The Superman joke is really appreciated.
the quadruple agent part got me to hahahahahahah
Quadruple *
Wilson is just so used to not even bother talking about House taking his food
"Just my persona"
Self accompaniment at its peak.
Yes!
"I'm here to invite you to lunch!"
"Uhh... Why?!"
Me at work.
I freaking love house
Having a quadrillion clips of this show is amazing marketing.
Love house wish it was still on tv
You can watch all 8 seasons on Amazon Prime
Taub: I told Wilson that you sent me to get information
House: And now you're telling me...makes you a quadriple agent?
Outro music is JAM
One of favorite series.
Taub is definitely my favorite secondary character of the series.
Yes!
"Don't play inside" -Mom
😂😂😂Omg i love House so much
This clip is from Season 5 Episode 17 The Social Contract
Thank youuuuu, you saved the comment section !
Calls taub down to the morque to test him on his racquetball skills while having him diagnose a made up disease to call out both of their lies. God I miss this show
The Superman reference is awesome
Double, triple, quadruple agents? Oh my!
Just noticed a continuity issue.
0:20 he's messing with the food on his plate
0:22 he's grabbing his fork again
0:25 he's in the middle of eating
Well spotted.
Who cares?
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Apparently you cared enough to reply.
1:26 looks like Putin.
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️
Wtf i can't unsee it now
Yes, that's why he "seems to be dead". c:
I love that House pulls a fork out of his pocket XD
Also damn I am here when it was posted a minute ago? DAMN
2:40 This moment is hilarious to me! The entire scene is, House clearly did his research, but this moment in particular! How much damage did he just cause?
The Superman reference has me weak
House always assumes you're lying 🤥so he's bound to correctly guess sooner or later
You have no core you are whoever with you needs to be....man that hit hard
"No, I'm suggesting you have no Core."
House gets the most viscous zingers in history.
'I'm not always nice, I'm not nice to you.'
'Because you know nice bores me. Hence...Still nice.'
House can always outsmart anyone in a conversation, except the ladies, he actually listens to them. Especially Stacy, and 13. Well, I guess he wasn't really that nice to Masters, but well...That's because she was supposed to be a genius, and she wasn't as smart at him. He was disappointed.
Really? I thought in pure fact retention she was leagues above him. It was her personality that rubbed him wrong.
@@shihoblade She was often wrong when she gave her opinion on patients. House almost always knows what's wrong with them, and just tries to get the team to figure it out. Cameron tells him that when she left the first time. ruclips.net/video/HcLLA39eGZA/видео.html
What a gift the writing on this show was. They will talk about the writing of this show in 100 years as one of the best examples of good television writing in the entire history of television writing.
"They don't know we know they know we know"
His detective skills are as good him being a top doctor skills!
carries a fork like a sonic screwdriver. Time Lord confirmed.
Dr Krampus House
He knows when your hiding and what the question is why? 🏨
Quadruple agent!🤣
Quadruple agent 🤣
so fun fact, at 0:22 you can see the shot reverse shot takes and House is pulling the fork out of his jacket pocket again :P