The Weirdest Fern in Northern California
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- Опубликовано: 7 окт 2024
- On a landscape of young volcanic rocks, we meet a plant that "eats" #mycorrhizal fungi and a rare and tiny fern that can be found in isolated populations in mountains as far away as Iran, #Asplenium septentrionale.
We get a crash course primer on volcanic rock types as well as a quick intro to the "poricidal anthers" of the blueberry family, Ericaceae.
Species featured in this video :
Eriodictyon lobbii
Iliamna bakeri
Heterotheca sessiliflora
#Asplenium septentrionale
#Sarcodes sanguinea
#Chimaphila umbellata
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These videos are a great way to teach children creative cursing. Much better than listening to my dad rant at the am radio host.....
Sitting at home watching this instead of out socializing on a Saturday night, spreading covid 19 to potentially thousands, not so bad, not so bad at all.
Man, can you imagine how shitty a pandemic without t'internet would be 🤔
@@sawtoothiandi
Yes and no.
Yes we wouldnt be able to know this guy, but we might be more apt to go discover this stuff for ourselves with out the distractions, to me more motivated to explore the outdoors!
@@sawtoothiandi probably less people would've been fooled into thinking there's a pandemic 😉
"Volcanic Legacy of Brutality" 13 seconds in and I'm loving the punk rock puns
It’s volcanic rock not punk
I always have a good chuckle when they pop up
This area has very similar rocks and vegetation to the mountains that I grew up visiting. Thank you for taking me with you to enjoy the hike. I can't walk well any more so I especially love your videos.
Your comment ensured that I go on a hike tomorrow. Eventually I might not be able to. Hope you are well and that you can still at least get outside a little.
Nice morning glory I believe
I love you, Crime! Please write a book-maybe “Botany for F*cking Noobs”
Going back to watch every second of every vid. Thanks for making me smarter!
“This area smells like an old comic book store...where the owner chain smokes” haha - great description.
I dunno... all this obsession with floral reproduction... there's a lot of stigma around that 🌺
I like your style
dude sir...it is obvious even to the most casual observer that you have indeed found your voice..backed by science..and that combination is very cool...Thank You...keep up the great work..
Gotta feed the Algorithm before I fall asleep listening to these dulcet tones, and osmosing me some knowledge. Cheers, dude!
I'll never ever get tired of monkeyflowers. I've gotten into growing them, and now I have Erythranthe guttata, Erythranthe moschtata, Erythranthe cardinalis, and possibly Erythranthe microphylla. They are all very easy to grow from stem cuttings; my E. moschata is from an individual that was badly trampled by a hiker, and every piece of stem that I have kept wet/moist sprouted new apical meristems with roots.
Another thing that's really cool about Erythranthe is that many members of the genus are considered proto-carnivorous. E. moschata is extremely glandular, and my E. microphylla and E. guttata have both made highly glandular leaves with gooey mucilage. I don't think they can digest insects that get stuck in it, but they do trap and kill insects.
Living in France it’s always really cool to discover floras from other parts of the world !
Thank you for the hike 🌱💚
Wha--? No singing? No retro humming today? "My Sherona" or something equally relentless? Maybe "Keep It Comin' Love" gorilla-glued to your brain until you can't hear / say anything else? (Seriously though. Thoroughly enjoyed the last serenade even if it was purely involuntary.)
Oh man I went insane for a couple weeks. I need to come back for some CPBBD that shit calms you down.
CPBBD is the only cure for city-psychosis and suburban-psychopathy
Tony I hope you know there are people that love you! I watched every episode with my wife and I even told my dad, brother, ex, and friends to watch and support you. We are even buying merch to make sure you can keep up the awesome work. Thank you so much for being awesome!
Wow just saw snow plant yesterday! I'm a fungal nerd so I'm kicking myself for not recognizing it, but here you are to save me from my ignorance.
When I was younger I used to carry a sharpy and then whenever I figured a diagram would be helpful I would draw it on my hand.
My dad HATED when I came home covered in ink.
Anyway, visual learners be like:
So would Joey be the king of carrot flowers? Or just asters?
I should do a punk rock cover of it and call it king of apiaceae
I'm middle aged and I still write on my hand. Constant scrawls, faded and new. 😁
Some beautiful shots of the forest in this one; I come for the beauty, I stay for the education. Thanks.
I've learned so much watching your videos, I also really enjoy just basking in the beautiful scenery you showcase and listening to your spot-on rants. Many thanks Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't.
"we're at forty-'tree' hundred feet"
Dude. This guys candor is just. 👌 Why couldn't this guy be my teacher as a kid!
What did the Canadian fern say?
"Sori"
Good one, Hahaha
Ha!! You are completely my kinda peep! Thanks for being a real person, not a 20 pound head telling me about the latest hot house cultivar. I loved botany in college and when I go full plant nerd people get weird and back away slowly. So, I got talk to the plants. Eff those non plant, weed killin' snobs. Imma hang with the chickory and feed the bees
You make some of my favorite videos, thanks for what you do in spreading knowledge about the environment in this hell world! ❤️
When I lived in Gallup NM I met some Native American Medicine Men that sold their meds at the local flea market. They would keep their meds in a small wooden box called a Peyote Box. I actually made a bunch of the medicine boxes that I sold to the medicine men. The Navahos would always carry peyote with them to keep them safe.
best channel on youtube
No doubt!
My sticker pack arrived today, I love them. Thanks man. GFY.
Thank you Mr. Santore! I'm so sorry this pandemic is getting to you, too. I have to admit I've been feeling so jealous of you getting out to all the places my husband and I used to go backpacking and looking at plants, especially in the desert, and now can't both because of his health condition and this pandemic. We are stuck at home in our apartment, just getting out for daily neighborhood walks. Mostly I love watching your videos but sometimes I'm so jealous I can't take it! Love how Jack argues with you. Wish you the best, keep showing us the good stuff!
Always look forward to hear your rants. I find myself waiting for your videos and thoroughly enjoy watching and hearing you. lol
I'm here in McCloud! My backyard! I would love to give you our local honey from all these plants. Many answers to my plants questions, love your channel!
Yes. Tony has been all around Shasta, especially on the north side, but I would love to hear him talk about our neighborhood. I'm up by Widow Springs.
According to some published wildflower books, Mt. Shasta is like it's own island when it refers to the botany here. Edward Stuhl helped educate the public by drawing the plants in their entirety with their roots or bulbs intact. The bees get so aggressive when the Chincapin are in bloom.
Excited by the cameos by algae and lichen this episode!
this is a joyful ESCAPE !!! PLEASE CONTINUE !
Honestly.. I haven't a slightest idea of the plant names you're even saying.. but I watch for your videos.. just to listen to your voice... I do learn a few things :)
3 Dislikes? Must all be from the Pacific Bulb Society.
Why? Did Tony accuse them of stealing true lily/Calochortus bulbs at some point?
Carl Purdy in the house ;-)
This house smells like farts.
Rude!
Always njoy your offerings, squire. SO good to know there are others out there who cannot understand how (presumably) some folk are not consumed by botany and geology. I've had the bug all my life.
I just recently saw one cluster of A. septentrionale in the southern part of Switzerland. Was the only cluster I could find in the whole valley... funny how it's so widely distributed but so rare to find.
i could listen to you for hours
fantastic combination of dense information and strong dialect makes it almost hypnotizing to watch your videos
keep going and thanks for your effort
no encore today, bummer. but thanks for the words of encouragement! they were needed.
Loved you pervy rants today & that chimophilla at the end was very cute too.
Started watching the video and then suddenly I am reading about the indigenous significance of the Bunya Pine, I have twelve botany related wikipedia pages open, it's an hour later and I am still not even half way through the video. Happens every god damn time.
I just got a Monster (zero) energy drink ad. Hell yes. I watched the whole thing.
CPBBD shirts and sweatshirts, via Bonfire, are really great. I've been looking forward to rocking a "Quercus agrifolia" sweatshirt, since the time when it was the plant that drew me into Botany..... Thanks!
Someone gave me $5 to eat a ball of wasabi*, nice burn, and my sinuses were never clearer!
*99% of American "wasabi" is actually just horseradish.
“Very hairy and shit” lol. Thanks for being real much appreciated!
The fire situation in California caused me to reflect. Hope your beloved plant areas come through this firestorm. Stay safe.
Next time you come to Australia to see Victoria and Tasmania you should be able to apply for a "Distinguished Talent Visa (section 124 & 858) OK. GFY.
"Highly glandular of course"
Same.
Love this! This guy is my kind a guy!
Man this is great stuff!! I live in western ky and working on an oak Savannah restoration project in this powerline cut that runs are property. Some more praire videos would be great if you make it back to the midwest soon. Thanks for your hard work man!
We have the Asplenum septentrionale also distributed quite sparce all over Europe. It's also growing now and then on ancient walls, there is a cemetery wall close to my house with a few tuffs of it.
Ferns are my f****** favorite. I wish we had more of them growing in southeast Idaho but there's not enough water
Surprisingly www.plantdelights.com/blogs/articles/arisaema-arisaema-arisaema can thrive there though not as frilly as ferns. I brought my Grandma some Arisaema "Himalayan Giant" from Portland Oregon and she planted them on the east side of her house in American Falls. They spread prolifically got waist high and very exotic looking.
@@kindafoggy very cool genus. We have several bangers in Georgia.
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Yo props for registering that domain. That made me laugh
Swollenovaries.com? That was a fan's doing lol
What tucking pretty plants
I found your channel because of my interest in science and plants.
Snow plant, very cool! I have blueberries in containers because of voles, but now I wonder if I should put them in the ground, next to my woods so they can interact with the native fungus.
Loving the geology, very interesting, I've always been curious about it. I'm glad to discover you have a series of videos about it.
Yeah that Asplenium is certainly very strange indeed! I wonder if it's distribution is explained not so much as traveling from one place to another, but since it's morphology is so basic perhaps it is a primordial fern that was present on Gondwalla or Pangea and the continental drift separated the individual members!!! I know morphology doesn't always indicate where on the timescale different species emerge, the basic simple form leads me to think it may well be one of the original members of the fern tribe... I could be mistaken, but I thought Penstemon used to be included in the Scrophulaceae! Is my memory deceiving me or has this one also been changed? Anyway Newberryi is a stunner and great garden plant!!! Thanks!
Keep on keepin on homie, subscribed
I love Jake!🐕🐾♥️
Im a severely depressed college dropout trying really hard to get my sht together so i can go back and watching these is hella encouraging reminding me why tf it's worth it tbh
Bro.. Stay strong.. Don't get depressed nothing is eternal in our life so why to worry.. 😊
Found a snow plant off s fork tuolumne today . I thought you might have a,vid. Stoked thankyou
Future science teacher...I want to assign these videos to my students if I can trust them not to snitch.
Dutch medical herbalist teacher here...don't diss on all of us herbalists...my students learn plant ecology, because the plant enviroment plays a big role in the development of plant chemicals, and I link them to your vids. We are not all airy fairies who put all kinds of plants in our ass...:)
🙏
Best ever knowledge on plants, no bullshit.
I've seen Asplenium septentrionale in Germany and Switzerland. Chimaphila should also be possible in Europe. Amazing ranges!
maybe spread widely by birds, at their watering springs
This fern also grows in Wales,UK on granite.
those are the ancient borealis plants. they've been around for a very long time.
"SORRY" lmao diatoms are trippy
Om goodness. It's a stunning view! 💖 I appreciate the information about the volcanic activity. I laughed out loud a few times at your level of the real. That's cool about bees vibrating to trigger the pollen! 😅 to swollen ovaries. LMMFAO Much love to you, man. I am glad you are sharing the world with me. 💕
'five fused purple petals'
Reminded me of the great Tom Waits line: 'punctuated birds on the powerline'.
Manzanita is some tough stuff. My international scout has many scratches from that stuff.
I live in Shasta County!
I love the fern and the last one! I was hoping u woulda opened one of those parasitic berry thingies... idk if the toxicity is transferred that way also or what but I was wondering how it looks.. thanks again I enjoyed
I didn't know I liked botany until FB showed me one of your videos, now I'm looking at all the plants around me, looking up family names, being generally annoying to those around me as I try to pronounce and remember Latin.
Ths man wrote a geologicdiagram on his hand to help better explain the natural phenomenon at work here, this man is a national goddamn treasure.
Ferns are the coolest, they are able to get to some pretty wild places too because of the spores. A lot of the bridges and tall buildings in the pacific Northwest get thick moss build up and some Polypodium glycyrrhiza that grow up in the moss blankets, other plants cant get their seeds in these spots and other ferns cant tolerate the dry environment over the summer.
Polypodium glycyrrhiza can be surprisingly drought resistant for a fern that isnt really evolved for arid areas, they just can tolerate it when the moss dries out for a couple months in the summer.
Wow! Amazing money shot of the pores in the anthers! I have never seen that before!
...and now, for something completely different: as the wad of yyecchhh! disappears behind the manzanita, and our host turns to the next botanical delight, said wad whizzes straight back, barely missing the back of Joey’s noggin. Thus is the discovery of Boomerangus Santorii (amurikan)....is the plague over yet? Can one of youse chuck a rock at me when it is? I will give ya a cookie if you will. And by give, i mean fling. C’mon, it’ll be fun...
Hey bro this is my neck of the woods. Thank you for teaching me about Sarcodes! They look poisonous bc of the color so I never disturb them lol. Thanks for all the info on my local plant & rock stuff🤯🙌🙌💯
Thank you. I really appreciate the work you are doing.
Timely. I just inatted some Asplenium septentrionale up in Oregon last week.
Thanks for the last part
The poricidal anthers on that C. umbellata are so fucking cool. Great vid as always, gfy thanks!
Awesome!
Love the basalt!
Wonderful as always. Thanks for sharing.
I would love to see you in New England checking out our wilds
Thank You ! :)
My friend who worked on tomatoes used to use an electric toothbrush to get the flowers to release their pollen
I just flick at the flowers with a finger. Seems to work fine.
Tommyr 😏
Spent my teen years in McHenry county right on the banks of the Kishwaukee river. Wish I'd have been as into native plants back then. Mostly, we baled hay, skinny dipped & smoked bad pot. A wasted youth but a hell of a lot of fun. At least I grew up with enough sense to figure out what the fuck was important. Mimulus is always cool looking, found a bunch of Clitoria growing here in Georgia this week. Long live the beautiful, purple pussy flower!
As always, thanks for bringing us along on your ventures, GFYS.
I love pine forest riparian areas. They are true magic.
We have some specimens in the Catalinas and Rincons, also in N AZ.
interesting color for the penstemon newberryi. it has hot pink flowers in the sierras but yours has red flowers like P. newberryi ssp. sonomoensis.
Great class in combined sciences and communication. And shit.
Thanks again
Come to WA State and do a fern video. Tons of variable habitat off I90 both west/east of the pass. Old growth rain forest, then drive east 1hr and into Sagebrush Steppe.
Love the pines
I introduced some Illinois Bundleflower (Desmanthus illinoensis) to my humble garden in West Central Indiana. And they are doing great! May have some DMT in a couple years. Hehehe
Just get some mimosa hostilis bark. Much easier to extract and readily available commercially. 😏
Those ferns are crazy. Never seen anything like them.
Back to say I ordered one of your t-shirts, really like your art! Hard to pick, I got the "less people, more Phrynosoma" - Please make a CA desert plant one too! (loved Property values but don't want people to spend a long time reading my shirt.)
Those parasitic plants are so cool. I saw a ghost flower a few weeks ago in the white mountains, had no idea they grew in the northeast.
Thank you for covering weird stuff. Speaking of weird...there's some unusual geological formations on Mt. Rubidoux in Riverside, CA. As you're going up the trial on the right, there's a natural wall composed of some kind of grid filled with a white friable rock. I cannot find anything about it on the net or the University's geology department papers...but you're probably not interested in such a "civilized" park. The "trail" is paved and an easy walk even though you're in elevation so fat ole ladies like me can appreciate an early morning sunrise. Did that a couple times when I visited and recommend just before sunrise. Nice. Oh also, at the top, near the horrendous crucifix on a boulder is a huge impression of the same iron oxide-like material that seems to resemble a humanoid figure. Anybody else seen this?
I stick this on while I have a cuppa.
My partner. "Volcanic Legaceae"
Thanks for your videos man.
Great channel
I never would have noticed that fern as a fern if I happen to have saw it, and I am a fern person