Mandela Catalogue shitpost vol.1

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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024

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  • @danjudex2475
    @danjudex2475 2 года назад +1992

    Intruder: “I’m inside your home.”
    Adam: “Counter point, I don’t care.”

    • @agentgamer8201
      @agentgamer8201 2 года назад +106

      + ratio + nobody asked

    • @Theonefromcrk
      @Theonefromcrk 2 года назад +105

      Intruder"i am inside your home"
      Adam "don't care+didn't ask+L+you fell of+ratio"

    • @CrazyTrainEnjoyer
      @CrazyTrainEnjoyer 2 года назад +76

      Alternate: **trying to brainwash adam**
      Adam:"i like your funny words,magic man
      (Didnt make this btw)

    • @saper_dude3772
      @saper_dude3772 2 года назад +6

      His real name is preacher

    • @CrazyTrainEnjoyer
      @CrazyTrainEnjoyer 2 года назад +3

      @@saper_dude3772 whered u get that info? haven't heard that before..

  • @Reaperkody245
    @Reaperkody245 2 года назад +595

    Adam: Your hair makes you look like a girl.
    Gabriel: Your face makes you look like roadkill.

  • @r.g.b2692
    @r.g.b2692 2 года назад +631

    0:46
    MOM I DONT WANT A CLOSET ANYMORE

    • @theidiot4442
      @theidiot4442 2 года назад +9

      Susddy coming after ypu

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 2 года назад +17

      *OOPS! BAD DECISION, MICHALE!*

    • @bandu.5981
      @bandu.5981 2 года назад +4

      Dad didn't check under my bed last night

    • @r.g.b2692
      @r.g.b2692 2 года назад +2

      @@bandu.5981 hi mark

    • @bandu.5981
      @bandu.5981 2 года назад +2

      @@r.g.b2692 Hi?

  • @Really_cool_i_think
    @Really_cool_i_think 2 года назад +502

    0:46
    Pov: you threw up in ur room and your mom sees this

  • @dailydoseofpills6192
    @dailydoseofpills6192 2 года назад +277

    Why is it so cursed to see Gabriel without his generic smile-

  • @geniya_s
    @geniya_s 2 года назад +297

    "I-i-we think we have the evidence of the robber"
    **shows the drawing**
    Child Mark: *_It's nothing much, but its an honest work_*

  • @oogabooga9148
    @oogabooga9148 2 года назад +838

    Ok this is the most underrated thing i have seen

  • @Angelik_
    @Angelik_ 2 года назад +439

    0:53 WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY SKSBJS
    10/10 animation,it's masterpiece

    • @its_yuni731
      @its_yuni731 2 года назад +8

      AS A FNAF FAN IM LAUGHING SO HARD

    • @TheRealBOSSHANN
      @TheRealBOSSHANN 2 года назад +10

      Five Nights at mandala catalog

    • @Angelik_
      @Angelik_ 2 года назад

      @@TheRealBOSSHANN perfection

    • @TheRealBOSSHANN
      @TheRealBOSSHANN 2 года назад +2

      @@Angelik_ I made a game like that on Scratch website

    • @Angelik_
      @Angelik_ 2 года назад

      @@TheRealBOSSHANN that's great
      Yo can you show to us?,it seems will be fun to try it (if it's ok to u,not forcing)

  • @quantumtiz
    @quantumtiz 2 года назад +55

    I love how with the last person, you can't see their face expression but you just FEEL their exhaustion and disappointment when the drawing of Him pops up

  • @docto_Ji
    @docto_Ji 2 года назад +112

    1:12 is even funnier considering the image's backstory (photo of the intruder first appeared on 4chan as "face restoration of a criminal from albania")

  • @fallsky_19
    @fallsky_19 2 года назад +76

    1:13 I just know he had to consciously consult his brain whether to laugh or not bro 😭

  • @itznptime
    @itznptime 2 года назад +232

    I like how this is a mixture of both funny and a bit creepy
    Perfect mixture of analog horror and shitpost

  • @_SolarTheEclipse_
    @_SolarTheEclipse_ 2 года назад +59

    0:36 mark ordering pizza at little Cesar’s be like and Cesar works there

    • @ritas1259
      @ritas1259 2 года назад +1

      Why am I imaging that in my head right now?

    • @alkv7604
      @alkv7604 Год назад

      This is now canon, he's either the star employee, or the owner of this little cesar's in mandela county

  • @kezkriune
    @kezkriune Год назад +8

    Adam being with the Alternates when Jonah is telling all of them to duck themselves means something different now.

  • @nokorius
    @nokorius 2 года назад +13

    You turn me on like a light switch-
    **alternate**

  • @BugaferJones
    @BugaferJones 2 года назад +159

    I love your artstyle this is beautiful oh my God

  • @cranberryjuice4350
    @cranberryjuice4350 2 года назад +35

    0:46
    *Five Night's in the County*

  • @m4rk_h3athcl1ff6
    @m4rk_h3athcl1ff6 2 года назад +89

    0:23
    Made me laugh
    So frickin hard
    *I dropped my chocolate.*

  • @Raintheartist3688
    @Raintheartist3688 2 года назад +12

    i love how the first shitpost just shoves adam into the same group as the alternates cause it's so goddamn true

  • @ivanelias3916
    @ivanelias3916 2 года назад +287

    0:32
    Gabriel:get a room you two :D
    Gabriel:you see this god!
    Gabriel:this sheep is super Gay :'D

    • @sillyman2013
      @sillyman2013 2 года назад +21

      the “you are. you are gay.” is literally comical

    • @guogenyan7105
      @guogenyan7105 2 года назад +14

      When you play video games on night but your mom see this
      Your mom: 0:46

    • @angelgabriel5086
      @angelgabriel5086 2 года назад

      Just 2 sheep doing what nature told them to do.

  • @linwong1494
    @linwong1494 2 года назад +56

    0:12 Alt!Cesar getting pelted is great

  • @kurlum3wsss
    @kurlum3wsss 2 года назад +39

    I didn't expect the fandom to be alive, i'm glad it is alive tho.

    • @katzies
      @katzies 2 года назад +5

      I didn’t even know TMC had a fandom until now!

  • @elenacottica386
    @elenacottica386 2 года назад +15

    Adam: Let's take a look at those alternates!
    Jonah: Fuck your alternates!
    Adam:
    Jonah: FUCK YOUR ALTERNATES!!

  • @Oliver_AlexTheTransTwink
    @Oliver_AlexTheTransTwink 2 года назад +6

    0:06 "what did I do wroooooong" *sad demon noises*

  • @elgatolitten281
    @elgatolitten281 2 года назад +34

    Mandela catalogue its the reason i sleep with the door closed, on a 2nd floor and under my blanket or idk how to spell it

  • @MonkaBonka
    @MonkaBonka 2 года назад +44

    0:22 WHAT ABOUT MARK AND CESAR/j/j/j/j

    • @cyifle
      @cyifle 2 года назад

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @jameserdman4652
      @jameserdman4652 2 года назад +19

      It’s against their boundaries to ship them so most respectful artists don’t draw anything sussy of them.

    • @MonkaBonka
      @MonkaBonka 2 года назад +6

      @@jameserdman4652 oh shit i rrealized i forgot the /j

    • @bandu.5981
      @bandu.5981 2 года назад

      "PARDON ME?"

    • @cyifle
      @cyifle 2 года назад

      @@bandu.5981 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @F0UR3V3R
    @F0UR3V3R 2 года назад +27

    "Wake up joseph"
    "WAKE UP WAKE UP
    *turns into Serj*
    GRABABRUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP

    • @angelgabriel5086
      @angelgabriel5086 2 года назад

      Wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up
      I know im "god" at this .

    • @F0UR3V3R
      @F0UR3V3R 2 года назад

      @@angelgabriel5086 GRABABRUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP
      WHYDYOULEVETHEKEYSUPONTHETABLE

  • @scrappytheratbeewillowtree4456
    @scrappytheratbeewillowtree4456 Год назад +3

    0:46
    Pov: you turned off the microwave at 1 sec left

  • @faychannel1352
    @faychannel1352 2 года назад +4

    0:13 Caesar : who threw the paper :O

  • @LuisAnimate
    @LuisAnimate 2 года назад +12

    0:36 POV: I’m at the Drive-Thru

  • @possiblyabear451
    @possiblyabear451 2 года назад +7

    I mean, that last one is accurate because I'm pretty sure the intruder is just a really bad police sketch

  • @Mr_Erutrot
    @Mr_Erutrot 2 года назад +4

    plot twist: ceser salad man did have a gift

  • @abroburinha
    @abroburinha 2 года назад +6

    the artstyle its so cute :D

  • @violentsponge2657
    @violentsponge2657 2 года назад +7

    i think this is the series i look forward to the most

  • @Xavier_Draws_And_Scares
    @Xavier_Draws_And_Scares 2 года назад +6

    0:16 nope. Nope. Nope *opens sink cabinet and drinks the rubbing alcohol*

  • @astroash2468
    @astroash2468 Год назад +2

    0:57 the best

  • @leticialeme5850
    @leticialeme5850 2 года назад +16

    we need more of this your honor

  • @MoonchildDontCry
    @MoonchildDontCry 2 года назад +4

    *Adam and Jonah exists*
    This fandom : 0:32

    • @JxnahMxrshall3248
      @JxnahMxrshall3248 2 года назад +1

      Yeah basically

    • @spookymoonlight3903
      @spookymoonlight3903 2 года назад +1

      Naw man you got it all wrong. It's (every group of male characters) examples are as follows
      Eddsworld: Edd and Matt, Tom and Tord, Eduardo and John, etc (it never ends)
      Dream community: Do I really need to say anything?
      And of course, Mandala Catalog: Mark and Ceaser, and Adam and Jonah.
      Honestly this list could go on forever but I just left it at a Fandom that is pretty popular, a Fandom that needs The Father, Son, AND Holy Spirit, and this Fandom. I'm not saying your comment is incorrect, I'm just adding to it for fun. Have a great day.

  • @Rose_Black1
    @Rose_Black1 2 года назад +2

    0:13 the girl got angry 🥶👌

  • @Jacob-xk5ch
    @Jacob-xk5ch 2 года назад +2

    0:46 WAAAAAA MOMMY REMOVE MY CLOSET THE SHADOW IS NOT FRIENDLY WAAAA

  • @th3_s1lly_
    @th3_s1lly_ Год назад +2

    0:45 Cesar makes Mark's wish come true. Bravo!-

  • @minecraftsteve2504
    @minecraftsteve2504 2 года назад +207

    This art style tells me that this person definitely draws yaoi smut

    • @knifedbykeith
      @knifedbykeith 2 года назад +50

      oh god i cant unsee it now why were you right

    • @Saki0106
      @Saki0106 2 года назад +40

      yeah no your right,
      what happened with Dream and George will happen to Cesar and Mark and then Adam and Jonah.
      They aren't gay, but they aren't straight either. Alex never confirmed their sexuality.

    • @wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789
      @wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789 2 года назад +13

      @@Saki0106 uh oh spaghetti o's

    • @Saki0106
      @Saki0106 2 года назад

      @@wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789 yup

    • @minecraftsteve2504
      @minecraftsteve2504 2 года назад +18

      @@Saki0106 i think the worst part is that the characters are based on real people, and not just any people, but people who don't revolve around the internet like dream and George. Alex kister is more involved on the internet, but we don't know if Cesear has any internet connection, so literally if it does happen, it's two (potentially 4 with the MCS of volume 2) random people being lewded
      Fictional characters are one thing, but real people? Bruh.

  • @GlaziolaNacht
    @GlaziolaNacht 2 года назад +3

    0:39: this is a complete mood and no one can tell me otherwise! 😂

  • @eljugasodemanzana8390
    @eljugasodemanzana8390 Год назад +1

    0:46 best part is that this is Scrimblo Catalogue canon

  • @qucake6946
    @qucake6946 2 года назад +1

    0:46
    *The door is open tf you talkin' about-*

  • @grantedcheese48
    @grantedcheese48 2 года назад +1

    intruder: i am in your walls...
    Homeless man: I don't have walls

  • @Hello0975
    @Hello0975 2 года назад +13

    Why why the first one I have feelings too I'm crying I'm so sad why tears are running down my face

    • @boreddamian1226
      @boreddamian1226 2 года назад +1

      Dude if you want to cry cry in the TV please

    • @Hello0975
      @Hello0975 2 года назад

      @@boreddamian1226 shut up

  • @elenacottica386
    @elenacottica386 2 года назад +4

    the last one gave me life

  • @mediocreatworst9242
    @mediocreatworst9242 2 года назад +2

    0:46 this is the best one lol

  • @thecatisdrawing
    @thecatisdrawing 2 года назад +6

    0:12 HANDSOMEEEE DX

  • @mcstabbins4501
    @mcstabbins4501 2 года назад +4

    Turn that switch back off

  • @BloodProjekt
    @BloodProjekt 2 года назад +7

    SUSpect

  • @MasterSinister3
    @MasterSinister3 Год назад +1

    0:17 did they just predict mandela catalyst???

  • @adammurray5599
    @adammurray5599 2 года назад +9

    0:32 eh-

    • @kimyonie9251
      @kimyonie9251 2 года назад +5

      Bromance

    • @ritas1259
      @ritas1259 2 года назад

      Can someone bleach my eyes please?

  • @kiiamak2-b127
    @kiiamak2-b127 2 года назад +11

    I love this so much

  • @thescarletgentleman
    @thescarletgentleman Год назад +1

    Jonah: and fu too
    Adam: aight bro

  • @anikacadnazekatipunan5047
    @anikacadnazekatipunan5047 Год назад +1

    That ain't Cesar that's William afton💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Antarctica5822
    @Antarctica5822 Год назад +2

    I ate some cheese earlier

  • @5formscarlthenpcbestgaming377
    @5formscarlthenpcbestgaming377 2 года назад +6

    0:36 I want to fucking die

  • @sillyman2013
    @sillyman2013 2 года назад +28

    I can’t tell who is who besides the alternates, I haven’t watched the Catalogue though.
    edi nvm I know who they are

    • @TinyDragoniteXD
      @TinyDragoniteXD 2 года назад +2

      Cesar is an alternate so he might look human but isn't

    • @sillyman2013
      @sillyman2013 2 года назад +2

      @@TinyDragoniteXD I can tell Cesar is an alterntae

  • @knoxzedlav7343
    @knoxzedlav7343 2 года назад +1

    i like your drawings, you're underrated af

  • @Everettalla
    @Everettalla 2 года назад +1

    SUSpect wanted

  • @guidinglight1lul
    @guidinglight1lul 2 года назад +1

    I don’t know who: f you, f you, f you, you’re cool
    He 2: thumbs up
    I don’t know who: and f you I’m out *throws something at “CESAR”*

  • @Your_favorite_seasoning
    @Your_favorite_seasoning 2 года назад +1

    yall got me doing the crispy wheeze at 4:52 am

  • @cesartorres7810
    @cesartorres7810 2 года назад +20

    This is cool

  • @lacto6758
    @lacto6758 2 года назад +7

    0:06 :(

  • @kentalei
    @kentalei 2 года назад +15

    this is awesome XD

  • @orthoshroud8453
    @orthoshroud8453 2 года назад +6

    Yes

  • @user-betprolol
    @user-betprolol 2 года назад +1

    0:45
    it actually felt unsettaling

  • @LeeFiiCo
    @LeeFiiCo 2 года назад +11

    I like on 0:54 it’s fnaf but not

  • @oldsportofficial7620
    @oldsportofficial7620 2 года назад +7

    Of course i had to i had to laugh it the fnaf one

  • @K4sp3r771
    @K4sp3r771 2 года назад +1

    the fnaf suits it

  • @chicmsqndwich
    @chicmsqndwich 2 года назад +1

    0:46 fiv nighter at fredy 😲

  • @vantabebs
    @vantabebs 2 года назад +7

    this is great

  • @S4G3-C0R3
    @S4G3-C0R3 2 года назад +1

    STIOP THE FNAF ONEa

  • @Waddles_The_Penguin
    @Waddles_The_Penguin 2 года назад +2

    this is beautiful

  • @chaosinsurgent4494
    @chaosinsurgent4494 2 года назад +3

    Okay...

  • @blue.robotix
    @blue.robotix 2 года назад +4

    this is actually funny

  • @ultra64dude
    @ultra64dude 2 года назад +1

    That's me when I'm staring in door in 3am

  • @JinYanTina1203
    @JinYanTina1203 2 года назад +2

    Alt!Cecar at 0:13 just be like:*angry* b*#C! wth.

  • @igotbrainterrence9790
    @igotbrainterrence9790 2 года назад +6

    👌

  • @ritas1259
    @ritas1259 2 года назад +5

    Cesar is just mad : 0:12
    What? : 0:39

  • @thechaoticthing4414
    @thechaoticthing4414 Год назад +1

    very cool

  • @Ikiba
    @Ikiba 2 года назад

    Mark:Trying to make a dialog
    Victim 4 (I dont remember his name):F-ck you , f-ck you , f-ck you. You cool
    Victim 3 (I dont remember his name):*Shows like

  • @xzemilyzx5950
    @xzemilyzx5950 2 года назад +2

    They should make a mandela catalogue fnaf version would be awesome! And make gabriel freddy and Cesar will be foxy and mark will be gold freddy since his dead and Chica intruder pretty scary 😂

    • @toastercat5329
      @toastercat5329 2 года назад +1

      What about Bonnie?

    • @xzemilyzx5950
      @xzemilyzx5950 2 года назад

      @@toastercat5329 bonnie could be the alternate in the end of 3

    • @toastercat5329
      @toastercat5329 2 года назад

      @@xzemilyzx5950 Omg. Imagine that thing with the Bonnie jumpscare. "How to traumatize anyone within a 50 mile radius." O-O

    • @xzemilyzx5950
      @xzemilyzx5950 2 года назад

      @@toastercat5329 fr

  • @wolfbanesons
    @wolfbanesons 2 года назад

    1:10 nah that's some good art from lil 4 yr old mark the police sketcher

  • @SisterChannel223
    @SisterChannel223 Год назад

    Intruder is my favorite because of how fricking stupid he looks! I LOOKS LIKE THE DRAWING

  • @Gabriel-my1zr
    @Gabriel-my1zr 2 года назад +2

    I will fool the shepherds.I will know there greatest fear.I will know your greatest fear…
    *WAKE UP JOSEPH.*

    • @angelgabriel5086
      @angelgabriel5086 2 года назад +2

      A message from the future
      Even in the future you are still a couple century's late.

  • @ninaarslanova8716
    @ninaarslanova8716 2 года назад +1

    00:48 🤣

  • @adammurray5599
    @adammurray5599 2 года назад +3

    Ty 0:09

  • @Ram._The_raccoon
    @Ram._The_raccoon 2 года назад +3

    Basically the Mandela catalogue as a joke :/

  • @KK-hd1jw
    @KK-hd1jw 2 года назад

    The last one- the last one got me

  • @cronchy1956
    @cronchy1956 2 года назад

    the second one instantly made me cry, i got too scared :(((

  • @XxTSaMS_FanxX
    @XxTSaMS_FanxX 2 года назад

    I agree with Cesar with the Saaame

  • @TP0ggo
    @TP0ggo 2 года назад

    perfection.

  • @NormalOreo56
    @NormalOreo56 2 года назад

    0:46 HELP IM IN LATAM WITH MY UNCLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @Sillygoop6969
    @Sillygoop6969 2 года назад

    The booois 😩

  • @pietastix
    @pietastix 2 года назад +3

    wait I follow you on Instagram how did youtube find you holy whaahajashagua

  • @Ultra_rasist
    @Ultra_rasist 3 месяца назад

    Oh hell.

  • @_SP1K3D
    @_SP1K3D 2 года назад

    Let me in.