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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @annetteledesma7404
    @annetteledesma7404 2 года назад +620

    That guy who defeated the whole squad was just awesome

    • @thekingofthyrats
      @thekingofthyrats Год назад +17

      I know, I was rooting for them even though I also wanted Lazar to win

    • @beaglesouls3943
      @beaglesouls3943 10 месяцев назад +2

      The only reason he won was cause of lag

    • @KiwiOfTruth1880
      @KiwiOfTruth1880 10 месяцев назад +1

      Look at the said guys shield when they win

    • @TWCkid701
      @TWCkid701 7 месяцев назад

      Lol

    • @TWCkid701
      @TWCkid701 7 месяцев назад

      Lol

  • @corny5875
    @corny5875 4 года назад +1037

    Lazar's team: We have you 4 to 1.
    That one sweat: I like those odds.

    • @coolmanyeet4031
      @coolmanyeet4031 3 года назад +10

      Lol I know the refrence.

    • @BIue_Berry
      @BIue_Berry 3 года назад +26

      Yo he be sweating battlefront 2 all day every day

    • @Shade_SIayer
      @Shade_SIayer 3 года назад +37

      lazars team: we have you surrounded give up!
      That one guy: all im surrounded by is fear and dead men

    • @Ofjiro
      @Ofjiro 3 года назад +3

      The sweat was hacking, did you see hes shield?

    • @kobzilla4685
      @kobzilla4685 2 года назад +4

      I like the mandolorian referance

  • @Zertyzz
    @Zertyzz 5 лет назад +350

    As Jedi master Mc Hammer once said, you can't touch this.
    -Lazar Beam 2019

  • @yoda1157
    @yoda1157 3 года назад +1547

    The fact that anakin’s lightsaber is called Rey’s lightsaber is a crime

  • @brokenRadio182
    @brokenRadio182 5 лет назад +1766

    Lazar: "I want 5 of 'em"
    The Jedi Council: "He's too dangerous to be kept alive!"

    • @ThanatosIRL
      @ThanatosIRL 5 лет назад +27

      General Grievous wannabe

    • @EpicGamer-ty8ot
      @EpicGamer-ty8ot 5 лет назад +6

      Lol I got five and easy wind

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 5 лет назад +1

      *wtff lazar beam commented on my new video. im shaking.*

    • @ThanatosIRL
      @ThanatosIRL 5 лет назад +5

      @@riskyy2657 stop lying
      I checked

    • @andersonn330
      @andersonn330 5 лет назад +1

      Skeleton Warrior and he got another view

  • @thetruetradic5859
    @thetruetradic5859 4 года назад +619

    Lannan: **wants 5 of them**
    Grivious: are you challenging me?

  • @justanotaku7307
    @justanotaku7307 4 года назад +379

    That last guy be like:
    "You underestimated my power."

    • @faramawih
      @faramawih 4 года назад +6

      JustAnOtaku last guy was me

    • @carolines-k1260
      @carolines-k1260 4 года назад

      @@faramawih you a hacker

    • @donut1594
      @donut1594 4 года назад +4

      Hossam El Faramawy you were not dat person

    • @conan8819
      @conan8819 4 года назад

      Hossam El Faramawy yOu weRen'T tHaT pErsOn I wAs

    • @driftersgonewild710
      @driftersgonewild710 4 года назад

      You got that from grumbae

  • @vetriprimus4093
    @vetriprimus4093 3 года назад +334

    5:21
    Lazar: It's over, we have the low ground
    Fresh: No... that's not how it works

  • @brandon9910
    @brandon9910 5 лет назад +438

    “He can’t do nothin!”
    5 seconds later
    “He’s the emperor himself!!”

    • @superbwig8297
      @superbwig8297 5 лет назад +8

      “DEW it!”

    • @COWP
      @COWP 5 лет назад

      Brandon 801 dont go to my channel😐

    • @xdshaz3y88fn7
      @xdshaz3y88fn7 5 лет назад +1

      LAZARBEAM:They can't do nothin
      Whips out nade launchers
      LAZARBEAM:Oh CRAP!

    • @mooselmao
      @mooselmao 5 лет назад +1

      Ueue

    • @benjamindelgado7804
      @benjamindelgado7804 4 года назад

      What the fuck her vids suck

  • @thespicymeme7064
    @thespicymeme7064 5 лет назад +556

    8:54
    "We have you surrounded 4 to 1"
    "I like those odds"

    • @chaddalton2208
      @chaddalton2208 5 лет назад +9

      Then they all die to one Luke skywalker

    • @courtney203
      @courtney203 5 лет назад +1

      Triggered

    • @Spqark
      @Spqark 5 лет назад +1

      Dark Souls boss

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 5 лет назад +1

      *wtff omgg lazar beam just commented on my new video/ im shaking*

    • @jp-yu3yp
      @jp-yu3yp 5 лет назад +5

      This is the way.

  • @MrSlime-vr8zu
    @MrSlime-vr8zu 5 лет назад +5045

    Ilsa: We’re going to have a son
    Lazarbeam: I want five of them

  • @adityaprasad10
    @adityaprasad10 3 года назад +69

    When a new weapon comes out
    Lazer : I wAnT fIvE oF tHeM.

  • @SloppyJoe-ke7gq
    @SloppyJoe-ke7gq 5 лет назад +313

    9:17 “It’s the emperor himself!”
    Seconds later,
    “He’s Naruto running”

    • @ArchieSwinburne
      @ArchieSwinburne 5 лет назад

      SloppyJoe8208 ikr pls sub to me and I’ll sub to u

    • @CasperVonGhoul
      @CasperVonGhoul 5 лет назад

      SloppyJoe8208
      Sounds about right.

    • @Jadon_sheridan
      @Jadon_sheridan 4 года назад

      I think it was earth plagues the wise

    • @kedrasinger9960
      @kedrasinger9960 4 года назад

      KB - 06CR 849606 Ingleborough PS cc.

  • @Commander1117
    @Commander1117 5 лет назад +171

    General Grevious: Has 4 lightsabers
    Lazarbeam: "I wAnT FiVe oF tHeM"

  • @bolobo21
    @bolobo21 5 лет назад +295

    Lannan 2019
    “As Jedi Master Mc Hammer once said, can’t touch this.”

    • @izxxc-_-1377
      @izxxc-_-1377 5 лет назад +1

      Dude, you frickin copied my comment

    • @izxxc-_-1377
      @izxxc-_-1377 5 лет назад +1

      Not cool, bro. You have more likes them me now. I’m so upset, your a meanie.

    • @Den-jk1mr
      @Den-jk1mr 5 лет назад

      @@JODRecaps LOL UR LIVE RN

    • @user-cc3vp3mt4m
      @user-cc3vp3mt4m 5 лет назад

      JODisHere nice stream lol

    • @aKingKrab
      @aKingKrab 5 лет назад +2

      Ah yes the best Jedi there ever was

  • @EmoXboyX
    @EmoXboyX 3 года назад +101

    I miss these lightsabers so much they were so much fun

  • @jaffaatv1921
    @jaffaatv1921 4 года назад +324

    General grievous: I have 4 jedi lightsabers
    Lannan: pathetic

  • @lil8348
    @lil8348 5 лет назад +446

    Lazarbeam: *calls Fresh "Master"*
    Me: You will regret that when the fan fictions start coming out-

  • @dockiscute
    @dockiscute 4 года назад +132

    Obi wan “I have the high ground”
    Lannan “I have five of them”

  • @bowler7922
    @bowler7922 Год назад +8

    Bro that dude that killed all 4 of you has got to feel like the most powerful man alive XD

  • @paorawatene3078
    @paorawatene3078 5 лет назад +822

    “As Jedi master Mc hammer said ‘Can’t touch this “
    -LazarBeam2019

    • @Klaptrap-lj6ir
      @Klaptrap-lj6ir 5 лет назад +1

      JODisHere HI SMEXY

    • @July_Da_Fox
      @July_Da_Fox 5 лет назад +2

      JODisHere please notice me on stream senpai

    • @kona7799
      @kona7799 5 лет назад +3

      You copied another comment

    • @beasty1299
      @beasty1299 5 лет назад +2

      You coppied another comment and I did too

    • @beasty1299
      @beasty1299 5 лет назад +2

      Du na na na na na naa

  • @its_ili6582
    @its_ili6582 4 года назад +1099

    Lazerbeam: "I have the high ground"
    Star Wars Fans: *smirks*

    • @SG519_
      @SG519_ 4 года назад +11

      Those word are from the last battle of revenge of the sith

    • @sakanasho2145
      @sakanasho2145 4 года назад +5

      Lucas Ildefonso sherlock doesn’t need to be a part of the no shit

    • @fierygamez5253
      @fierygamez5253 4 года назад +2

      Its_ili I didnt cus I hate star wars

    • @tashalino
      @tashalino 4 года назад +2

      Lol when I read this comment he actually said I have the high ground XD 🤣

    • @mrtop-wb6sv
      @mrtop-wb6sv 4 года назад +1

      What did you say about my fusion skin

  • @putpompano9233
    @putpompano9233 5 лет назад +52

    8:57 lazar beams squad: "we have you four to 1"
    Random: "i like those odds"

  • @JBRAI22
    @JBRAI22 Год назад +13

    As a Star Wars nerd I died with the lightsaber colour statement

  • @michelleweber2382
    @michelleweber2382 5 лет назад +162

    He's the guy who goes:
    "IF SHE BREATHES, SHES A THOOOOOOOOOOOT!"

  • @avafrank6basketball4life92
    @avafrank6basketball4life92 5 лет назад +339

    “As Jedi master MC hammer once said.. CANT TOUCH THIS”
    Lazarbeam 2019

  • @thecrunchygoat
    @thecrunchygoat 5 лет назад +129

    Lazerbeam and his crew: we have you four to one
    Naruto running darth Vader: I like those odd

    • @mfogarty5692
      @mfogarty5692 5 лет назад +3

      Yea lol

    • @jessicapizzala7688
      @jessicapizzala7688 5 лет назад +2

      Imaginenhow long it tookcthem to findligjt sbars for all four since it takes me a long time yo find one

    • @insaneusername8340
      @insaneusername8340 5 лет назад +2

      Jessica Pizzala nice punctuation

    • @cerb1221
      @cerb1221 5 лет назад

      we were on the verge of greatness, we were this close! *pinching fingers to a near close motion*

    • @cerb1221
      @cerb1221 5 лет назад

      @@jessicapizzala7688 ae u hve stoke?

  • @Niallator9
    @Niallator9 Год назад +13

    This was the one of the funniest videos he has made and all the Star Wars jokes were pretty funny

  • @Mma94477ooh
    @Mma94477ooh 4 года назад +329

    "As jedi master mc hammer once said you cant touch this

  • @hudsonschantz
    @hudsonschantz 5 лет назад +127

    Nobody:
    Lanan: I didn’t get to play with lightsabers all day

    • @viperzz9203
      @viperzz9203 5 лет назад

      Hudson schantz *Lannan

    • @drainjuice204
      @drainjuice204 5 лет назад

      MoDz Viperzz boomer

    • @YOUDEADBOII
      @YOUDEADBOII 5 лет назад

      I am so close to 1500 subs please check me out

    • @auburntigers9420
      @auburntigers9420 5 лет назад

      Hudson schantz I play with my lightbaiter all day

    • @MrOceMcCool
      @MrOceMcCool 4 года назад

      Hudson schantz first world problems

  • @Cynx210
    @Cynx210 4 года назад +405

    “I killed Darth maul for you master”
    *grabs kylo rens lightsaber*
    “I collected his lightsaber”

  • @Spartan-Four-Twenty
    @Spartan-Four-Twenty 2 года назад +11

    2:56 I like how that one guy was like "fuck your lightsabers, I have a grenade launcher".

  • @dylandeignan7820
    @dylandeignan7820 5 лет назад +54

    Lannan:*”all Jedi hide in the bush”*
    Lannan:*realizes he has a red lightsaber *
    Lannan:*”all colors of the rainbow hide in the bush”*

  • @TheDiggity42
    @TheDiggity42 5 лет назад +340

    “Youngling Soup”
    -Lannan 2019

    • @jgperes
      @jgperes 5 лет назад +1

      Anakin skywalker - like 30 BBY

    • @_Itzznick_
      @_Itzznick_ 5 лет назад +3

      @тома тома thank you

    • @_Itzznick_
      @_Itzznick_ 5 лет назад +2

      Aye wtf that's my comment

    • @ashtonsteen6234
      @ashtonsteen6234 5 лет назад

      Cool

    • @TheDiggity42
      @TheDiggity42 5 лет назад

      So I “stole” this comment from some of you. None of you own the comment. None of you can stop me in any way. Get triggered.

  • @firestrikegaming7345
    @firestrikegaming7345 5 лет назад +213

    “Let’s slice up the younglings” master lazarbeam 2019

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 5 лет назад +1

      *wtff lazar beam commented on my new video. im shaking.*

    • @cyanifyy7075
      @cyanifyy7075 5 лет назад +3

      master Lazarbeam 2020

    • @ArchieSwinburne
      @ArchieSwinburne 5 лет назад +1

      Pls sub to me if u do Just comment on my latest video and say u subbed then I’ll sub to me

    • @benjyyy4168
      @benjyyy4168 5 лет назад +2

      @@riskyy2657 when you're so desperate you lie and use bold

    • @jtrei1737
      @jtrei1737 5 лет назад

      *padawan lazarbeam

  • @soccer_faneditz9175
    @soccer_faneditz9175 2 года назад +2

    Lazar's team : it's 4 on 1 might as well give up Random sweat:Is that's supposed to be a threat

  • @mr.nguyen3403
    @mr.nguyen3403 5 лет назад +80

    When Lannan says “Duel me!” it sounds like he is saying “Juul me!” and I’m like,
    huh?

    • @StopTable
      @StopTable 5 лет назад +2

      @@JODRecaps will you shut up, I see you on almost every lazarbeam or pewdiepie videos

    • @user-yo4dz5np7g
      @user-yo4dz5np7g 5 лет назад

      StopTable 1295 ME TO and I agree like shush edit: oh my god look at his videos lmaooo

    • @coolmonke161
      @coolmonke161 4 года назад

      Fresh throws him a juul

  • @shanepepperoni2420
    @shanepepperoni2420 5 лет назад +690

    “He can’t do nothin”
    Gets absolutely deleted

  • @escalatedviolence
    @escalatedviolence 5 лет назад +44

    "We're almost in the top ten!" Is what the younglings said when Anakin walked in

    • @COWP
      @COWP 5 лет назад

      william trash dont go to my channel😐

  • @blobcog5263
    @blobcog5263 2 года назад +1

    People say never bring a sword to a gun fight Lanan: What about a lightsaber

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 лет назад +302

    "As Jedi Master MC Hammer once said, you can't touch this"
    -LazarBeam 2019

  • @micahcosgrove8243
    @micahcosgrove8243 5 лет назад +125

    Lannan: “I have the power of god and anime on my side”
    Stream sniper: NOPE!!!

    • @aquaa_thx
      @aquaa_thx 5 лет назад

      Yes so true

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 5 лет назад

      *wtff omgg lazar beam just commented on my new video/ im shaking*

    • @bobobingus3155
      @bobobingus3155 5 лет назад +2

      Riskyy 29 I feel like you’ve said that before about a fake account

    • @mrthiccflam5070
      @mrthiccflam5070 5 лет назад +3

      Riskyy 29 SHUT.UP!

    • @micahcosgrove8243
      @micahcosgrove8243 5 лет назад

      Haha

  • @gothmoth3689
    @gothmoth3689 5 лет назад +109

    Lazarbeam: *has five lightsabers*
    Mace window cleaner: *”he’s to dangerous to be left alive”*

    • @EeveeGavin
      @EeveeGavin 5 лет назад +6

      Huh never heard of Jedi master Mace Window cleaner!

    • @imatoaster_is_here
      @imatoaster_is_here 5 лет назад +4

      EeveeGavin oh yeah, he’s the one with the window wipe lightsaber.

  • @sg_fatal7818
    @sg_fatal7818 3 года назад +1

    Lannan: i WaNT FiVE oF eM
    Mace Windu: Take a seat

  • @ryanbushey1108
    @ryanbushey1108 3 года назад +99

    “As Jedi master MC hammer once said you can’t touch this”

  • @NuevoOfficial06
    @NuevoOfficial06 5 лет назад +28

    9:26 is a literal example of the 'We have you four to one, I like those odds' meme

  • @kadehill4361
    @kadehill4361 5 лет назад +151

    9:00 Lazar Squad: We have you four to one
    Random Player: I like those odds

  • @zagary111
    @zagary111 2 года назад +1

    Lannan has completed a feat noone else has: WEILDING FIVE OF EM

  • @sivvy.7
    @sivvy.7 5 лет назад +193

    “Like Hulk’s nutsack”
    -Fresh 2019

    • @t.a.g8970
      @t.a.g8970 5 лет назад +1

      It's true

    • @t.a.g8970
      @t.a.g8970 5 лет назад +3

      Except yoda would destroy Hulk

    • @DK_FISHING24
      @DK_FISHING24 5 лет назад +2

      Yoda is all powerful not hulk's nutsack

    • @t.a.g8970
      @t.a.g8970 5 лет назад +1

      @The Turtle 😂

    • @stahr26
      @stahr26 5 лет назад +2

      Wait me Fresh???
      Edit: obviously no but lol

  • @nitro_24k84
    @nitro_24k84 5 лет назад +380

    What lazarbeams most said refference in 2019 is
    I want 5 of em

  • @ShadowStorm1331
    @ShadowStorm1331 4 года назад +1321

    As soon as Mando comes into Fortnite. This video is in my recommended lol

  • @bobbythompson4577
    @bobbythompson4577 3 года назад +21

    lazar: "i want five of them"
    2 years later: i wAnT 69 oF tHeM"

  • @brandonbrockbank4722
    @brandonbrockbank4722 4 года назад +178

    “As Jedi Master MC Hammer said You can’t touch this”

    • @iak__
      @iak__ 4 года назад +1

      Deadpool yeet ohhhhhh ohh

    • @rhyshoughtonrh
      @rhyshoughtonrh 4 года назад

      Dundudududadudanana can’t touch this

  • @BigManSakke
    @BigManSakke 5 лет назад +245

    "im gonna take mauls saber"
    Takes a crossguard.

    • @lxcid3944
      @lxcid3944 5 лет назад +1

      Its me Zack star wars sweat smh

    • @jaydenfurlong6109
      @jaydenfurlong6109 5 лет назад +10

      Taz115511 he is just a fan? Your the one with a fortnite picture

    • @maxderp3034
      @maxderp3034 5 лет назад +1

      Kiddo roblox is more cancer than fortnite

    • @stahr26
      @stahr26 5 лет назад +2

      Who cares everyone but me “me”

    • @idot8188
      @idot8188 5 лет назад +2

      nerd

  • @trxs_shoji2890
    @trxs_shoji2890 5 лет назад +22

    Lazarbeam: I have five of em
    General grevis: ahhhh a collector I see I am one my self.

  • @abdulrahmanzattam8012
    @abdulrahmanzattam8012 3 года назад +19

    I wish they came back again they were so fun

  • @connorhoward3997
    @connorhoward3997 4 года назад +515

    Roses are red
    The Death Star is round
    “ It is over Anakin I have the high ground”

  • @infernoontiktok8932
    @infernoontiktok8932 4 года назад +34

    Lannan- Finds a blue box. Fresh- it has the sabers we need! Lannan- I wAnT fIvE oF tHeM

  • @acooldude5637
    @acooldude5637 3 года назад +280

    Who else loves watching him and those guys get slayed by the emperor himself?

    • @OMBmell0
      @OMBmell0 3 года назад +1

      Ya mean fresh mau mcreamy and lazarbeam

    • @Joshvv66
      @Joshvv66 3 года назад +3

      He got absolutely creamed

    • @thejeffinator2355
      @thejeffinator2355 3 года назад

      I mean sidious hated lightsabers

    • @linkprogames
      @linkprogames 2 года назад

      @@thejeffinator2355 well he did use one in revenge of the sith, and also knows lightsaber techniques, probably even mastered all lightsaber techniques

    • @thejeffinator2355
      @thejeffinator2355 2 года назад

      @@linkprogames yeah he used em but he hated to

  • @declanjohnson3000
    @declanjohnson3000 3 года назад +3

    Lazar : (dramatic music) I’ve found something of great power
    Fresh : ( music cuts ) it’s the ender chest dude

  • @Mazen-tw6ej
    @Mazen-tw6ej 5 лет назад +225

    LazarBeam: "If we win this I will become master jedi"
    **Holding Kylo Ren's Lightsaber**

  • @lynxwintershadow1895
    @lynxwintershadow1895 4 года назад +93

    8:39 This duel alone had better action then the sequel trilogy.

    • @foxinaboxy12
      @foxinaboxy12 2 года назад +9

      he was fricking palpatine vs mace windu and the other 3 jedi that died then

    • @ken-carson0
      @ken-carson0 2 года назад

      He plays battle front

    • @urmother7755
      @urmother7755 2 года назад

      This is the best 4v1 of all time

    • @vamandvee1276
      @vamandvee1276 2 года назад +2

      That guy be like: I PLAY BATTLEFRONT 2 I PLAY BATTLEFRONT 2

  • @mylesanderson8674
    @mylesanderson8674 5 лет назад +79

    “I’m drawn to it’s power, it’s power to do dumb crap”
    “Like Jedi MC Hammer once said, can’t touch this”
    Best quotes of 2019

    • @H_man..
      @H_man.. 5 лет назад

      U mean all time?

    • @prodbykaji
      @prodbykaji 5 лет назад +1

      Myles Anderson drawn* sorry i had to do it

    • @alexdixon5683
      @alexdixon5683 5 лет назад

      "I want youngling soup"

    • @jotarokujo6596
      @jotarokujo6596 5 лет назад

      Wait I have one to match it's power
      "Iwantfiveofthem"
      Lazarbeam 2019

    • @mylesanderson8674
      @mylesanderson8674 5 лет назад

      Prod. Kaji I just edited it now so it says drawn thank you

  • @Redfash_Tofu
    @Redfash_Tofu Месяц назад +4

    0:58 unfathomably based

  • @mehmetilhamierdal9815
    @mehmetilhamierdal9815 4 года назад +79

    As a person that loves Star Wars, I've never seen a single Stormtrooper reload once.

    • @criticaltech2466
      @criticaltech2466 2 года назад +1

      I know I keep on telling my friend this but he refuses

    • @Mostly_LEGO9599
      @Mostly_LEGO9599 2 года назад +1

      they have laser guns so they don't actually need to reload

    • @doofus_l
      @doofus_l 2 года назад

      @@Mostly_LEGO9599 actually they do, it’s just that each clip holds a ton of plasma charges so they don’t have to often

    • @alexbrown8618
      @alexbrown8618 2 года назад

      They don’t make it that far

    • @JenniferFoster-r8j
      @JenniferFoster-r8j Год назад

      that's because the blasters overheat as it shows in star wars games and the movies

  • @aryanraval2635
    @aryanraval2635 4 года назад +264

    Umbrella: **sad umbrella noises**

  • @soggyramen6031
    @soggyramen6031 5 лет назад +29

    8:54 that escalated quicker than my dad and uncle on thanksgiving

  • @Wilkiechu
    @Wilkiechu Год назад +1

    Lazarbeam gets 5 of them and sees more: A fine addition to my collection

  • @pokemonplayzbtw7732
    @pokemonplayzbtw7732 5 лет назад +565

    Lazarbeam *has girlfriend*
    Him: I want five of them

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 5 лет назад +8

      *wtff omgg lazar beam just commented on my new video/ im shaking*

    • @thedominashion9791
      @thedominashion9791 5 лет назад +21

      Riskyy 29 that is the sneakiest way to self promote.
      I’m still reporting you.

    • @mrthiccflam5070
      @mrthiccflam5070 5 лет назад +8

      Riskyy 29 SHUT UP

    • @Tenkay0
      @Tenkay0 5 лет назад +7

      @@riskyy2657 bro stfu

    • @anshuman_giri550
      @anshuman_giri550 5 лет назад +2

      Guys!!!!!
      It's actually my 13th birthday today
      I'm not sure what time it is for u guys but it's like 9:30am here
      What does it feel like to be a teen?????

  • @Omar-bd7vp
    @Omar-bd7vp 5 лет назад +36

    "Jedi is a state of being, it has nothing to do with the color of the light saber." Lannan
    Me: Bruh

    • @nickk.evanss1948
      @nickk.evanss1948 5 лет назад

      Omar Asker yea if your a sixth lord your my bet crystal will be corrupted with hate and anger to make it red. But if your a Jedi green if for more of the use of force, and blue is for more aggressive, and purple is for mixed. The force and being able to control your hate in anger into battle instead of all the time.

    • @athing6101
      @athing6101 5 лет назад +1

      Purple is just a really rare crystal you can find natural red kiber crystals but there even rarer most red lightsabers are 2 different versions one is a synthetic type when the Jedi controlled the kyber planets dark side users could not get crystal witch brings me to number two bleeding the crystal there are a form of life and when they bleed the are red to make this happen it takes a connection to the dark side

  • @stxnn9913
    @stxnn9913 5 лет назад +54

    you know that RUclips Is broken when lazar isn’t on trending

  • @MichaelSmith-oy3mq
    @MichaelSmith-oy3mq 8 месяцев назад

    The line “as Jedi master MC Hammer once said, you can’t touch this.” Might be the best joke I’ve ever heard in my life.

  • @sdaa7550
    @sdaa7550 4 года назад +61

    “I want some youngling soup” a culinary masterpiece

  • @Late_4_Dinner
    @Late_4_Dinner 4 года назад +64

    Common sense: u get 1 life
    Lazar: I wAnT 5 oF eM

    • @randomemail3152
      @randomemail3152 4 года назад

      Lazar: I have the high ground
      Fresh: get him from the back
      First order: shoot far away from him

  • @Sam-eu4kw
    @Sam-eu4kw 5 лет назад +27

    4:41
    “I have taken the highest point left in the circle”
    Still walking to circle

    • @Sam-eu4kw
      @Sam-eu4kw 5 лет назад

      Ur livestream is on I am watching it lol

    • @supersaiyanblue9400
      @supersaiyanblue9400 5 лет назад

      You can say he has the high ground

    • @Sam-eu4kw
      @Sam-eu4kw 5 лет назад

      christopher c yep but not in the circle

  • @shaquilleoatmeal911
    @shaquilleoatmeal911 3 года назад +3

    When lazar gets his lunch : "I want five of em."

  • @ml5334
    @ml5334 4 года назад +97

    Can't lie that last guy was more badass then any of the prequel characters.

  • @Wayrail
    @Wayrail 5 лет назад +106

    “The guy with the really long forehead”
    The villagers did not like that.

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 5 лет назад +1

      *omg lazar beam commented on my new video. Im crying*

    • @succmyween4202
      @succmyween4202 5 лет назад

      Not liking bc of 69 likes

    • @no-5628
      @no-5628 5 лет назад

      Jared Alfanta *_the hero we need but the one we don't deserve_*

  • @TheMindlab3
    @TheMindlab3 5 лет назад +117

    LazarBeam: *calls Fresh Master*
    Me: you will regret that when the fan fictions start coming out-

  • @leoc2315
    @leoc2315 2 года назад +1

    “It’s like hulks nutsack” true words 😂😂👍

  • @lurksbeyond6717
    @lurksbeyond6717 5 лет назад +22

    Aimbotters : No one can stop me
    Lightsabers : I’m about to end this mans whole career

  • @nathana2501
    @nathana2501 5 лет назад +66

    2:36
    Get him from the back
    -fresh 2019

  • @exoduspeanut6843
    @exoduspeanut6843 5 лет назад +25

    8:54
    The Guys: "We have you outnumbered 4-to-1!"
    This Kid: "I like those odds."

    • @starboots2725
      @starboots2725 5 лет назад +2

      Some bot just copied your comment

    • @allo3017
      @allo3017 5 лет назад

      Star Boots this bot copied someone else xD
      i scrolled down and found one from four hours ago

    • @exoduspeanut6843
      @exoduspeanut6843 5 лет назад

      Mine? Or did I copy someone else's?

    • @exoduspeanut6843
      @exoduspeanut6843 5 лет назад

      Cause I'm serious I did NOT try to copy someone else's!

    • @allo3017
      @allo3017 5 лет назад

      RealCoolGuy 123 oki but theres like hundred ones below u that r the exact same

  • @pinhead7616
    @pinhead7616 2 года назад +5

    0:50 Nice fresh saber!

  • @wispytheduck8870
    @wispytheduck8870 5 лет назад +40

    “We’re onto the last 2 younglings.”
    Damn where’s Anakin when we need him

    • @fig3588
      @fig3588 5 лет назад

      He died dumb ass

  • @darix4615
    @darix4615 5 лет назад +85

    Fresh: i’m getting a son..
    Lazar: i have FIVE of them!

    • @user-xq6vm6ru1c
      @user-xq6vm6ru1c 5 лет назад

      Woah

    • @dreamgamer15
      @dreamgamer15 5 лет назад +1

      Lil Toxic lol

    • @xhectic5739
      @xhectic5739 5 лет назад

      Me : i have a lion
      LazarBeam : i hawe five of them

    • @XpLord
      @XpLord 5 лет назад

      Oh his girlfriend was getting freaky

    • @XpLord
      @XpLord 5 лет назад

      Oh his girlfriend was getting freaky

  • @ronnieparamore2370
    @ronnieparamore2370 4 года назад +19

    Lazar:"You are powerless against us!"
    *Throws snowball*
    Lazar:"AhHhH"

  • @boomboone47
    @boomboone47 2 года назад +2

    The most broken thing about this is that it’s called “Rey’s lightsaber”

  • @StarWarsFan-nr2ct
    @StarWarsFan-nr2ct 5 лет назад +29

    What made me sad was him saying Qui-gon Jinns lightsaber when it's actually Luke's, since you Qui-gon is Quite-gon

    • @kvnggpluggtv
      @kvnggpluggtv 5 лет назад

      The real/ not real bill gates 1 Do you wanna enter a ps4 pro giveaway and get a chance to win 10k vbucks and a minty pickaxe simply subscribe to me and comment your epic

    • @dezirs7201
      @dezirs7201 5 лет назад

      JODisHere love your content man❤️

    • @ashleymorgan4738
      @ashleymorgan4738 5 лет назад

      Noice

    • @wisdom.218
      @wisdom.218 5 лет назад

      I hate how it says rays lightsaber when it is literally just Anikens which went to Luke which got lost also new trilogy kinda sucks just my opinion

    • @Mack-vl4ub
      @Mack-vl4ub 5 лет назад

      Yes and its kylo ren's lightsaber not the one they were saying

  • @annajuliat9257
    @annajuliat9257 5 лет назад +40

    "We have the POWER of Jedi"
    - Lazerbeam 2019

    • @Mikkel584
      @Mikkel584 5 лет назад +1

      Scorpuis Fandora Im cringing of these quates stop it

  • @sheixmusic
    @sheixmusic 4 года назад +214

    Epic: Brings back lightsabers for Star Wars Day.
    RUclips: May I reccomend you some very *_s p i c y m e m e s_* for this great time?

    • @godzillaking-rf2eq
      @godzillaking-rf2eq 4 года назад +3

      This puts a smile to my face

    • @Amber-sh7mq
      @Amber-sh7mq 4 года назад

      Sheix ahhhh I get it.. may lol they came back for 4th May

    • @ever2020
      @ever2020 4 года назад

      Yeet

  • @franklinnndoeswork
    @franklinnndoeswork 2 года назад +2

    Another 2 years later.lightsabers are back in 2022

  • @scott_thedog7310
    @scott_thedog7310 5 лет назад +69

    9:10
    Lannan: we have you four to one
    Atom: I like those odds

    • @zukafi5851
      @zukafi5851 5 лет назад

      Copied

    • @tyc5188
      @tyc5188 5 лет назад +1

      Like, what a legend thou

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 5 лет назад

      *omg lazar beam commented on my new video. Im crying*

    • @zukafi5851
      @zukafi5851 5 лет назад

      @@riskyy2657 we know ur lying

    • @zukafi5851
      @zukafi5851 5 лет назад

      @@riskyy2657 so shut up before you get reported

  • @sawolesz791
    @sawolesz791 5 лет назад +36

    8:54 I’m just wondering how cool that guy felt just winning a 1v4 💀

    • @spyrial
      @spyrial 5 лет назад

      *1v4

    • @DoritocatYT
      @DoritocatYT 5 лет назад

      Josh's Cornucopia Fresh wasn’t trying

    • @sawolesz791
      @sawolesz791 5 лет назад

      Josh's Cornucopia Thanks

    • @jimmynguyen313
      @jimmynguyen313 5 лет назад

      Sawoles Z the hell it said 1v3 than 1v4

    • @JsaoCosmo
      @JsaoCosmo 5 лет назад

      JODisHere stfu

  • @wastelander
    @wastelander 4 года назад +463

    May 3rd, 2020... Epic: brings back lightsabers as chest and floor loot for a few days

    • @oressiawilliams2836
      @oressiawilliams2836 4 года назад +11

      XD that what happened

    • @polska7896
      @polska7896 4 года назад +5

      Oressia Williams is it still in the game?

    • @jayasrani
      @jayasrani 4 года назад +2

      KRISHIV TUBE it’s still their I think

    • @berliancs8170
      @berliancs8170 4 года назад +5

      @@jayasrani I cant find any

    • @glorialui7158
      @glorialui7158 4 года назад +4

      its may 4th for epic u clown

  • @illegallyparkedcar192
    @illegallyparkedcar192 Год назад +5

    I love how he refers to the purple and green lightsabers as how they are in the movies but he refers to the sequel ones as "the others"

  • @zakj08
    @zakj08 4 года назад +13

    Lazerbeam: opens a lightsaber chest
    Lazerbeam: I WaNT 5 oF EM!!

  • @waltermartinez9110
    @waltermartinez9110 4 года назад +48

    A whole squad of jedi Bullying A Jedi,
    Lannan: *"Why Do I Hear Boss Music!?"*

  • @DrailD
    @DrailD 5 лет назад +8

    He kept saying I have the high ground.
    I was waiting for him to say “I have the high ground Anakin”

  • @matthewlee9811
    @matthewlee9811 3 года назад +2

    I don't think that I can ever mentally recover from two Ausies calling Yoda a nutsack whilst making a gingerbread do backflips with a red lightsaber calling himself a jedi.