Just reminded about 25 years I went to Fraserborough in Scotland. A small child looked at me with her mouth wide open in surprise. She then touched my hand and almost cried going "What happened to you did someone burn you". I have never laughed so loud like that before😂😂😂 (I am black)
😂Lmao. That is horrible but hilarious she was genuinely concerned for you. I am mixed race but I have become fluent in Spanish because of it. Ask my husband he thought I was Puerto Rican! I said for you I can do this.
At no point did the British ever get visas of permits to invade the world,but they did it with violence and destruction. Now they are crying over people migrating legally with visas and permits, what a joke.
Very few British people ever went to live overseas, except to settle North America, NZ and Australia, where they remained. Colonialism ended. The British left Asia and Africa. It is time for the Asians and Africans to leave UK.
Colonisation was one thing ,no one can ever get over. but they stripped the countries bare of their minerals, precious metals ,gold , silver , diamond 💎. Ore, spices , cotton sugar and everything else they could grab and left . Millions were left to die in Bangladesh in India due deliberately left to starve , While ship loads of grains and other food sources were diverted by the British to European countries. Who gets the medal and is celebrated every year ? No one talks about the Indian army who were fighting in the world war ? Lost their lives and didn't get the recognition they deserved . Their lives didn't matter to the British empire.
That's not true. The vast majority of Indian troops (both Hindu and Muslim) were deployed in the defence of India in the Burma campaign, so they were defending their homeland from the vicious Imperial Japanese Army. In the major western battles that decided the outcome of the war in Europe, such as the Battle of Britain, the Battle of the Atlantic and D-Day, Indian involvement was nil-to-minimal.
All said here is absolutely true. Churchill was the one who signed the blockade of grain from landing in India. Millions starved to death. Generals in the British Raj army would walk around with buckets and order the Indian women to place their jewelry in them. These were then collected and shipped back to the British treasury.
There were plenty of famines in south Asia before Europeans got there. The countries were NOT stripped bare. The precious metals and stones were taken from despots. Asia and Africa had NO mineral resources. They had only useless rocks and dirt. It took the British-led industrial revolution to turn useless rocks into "resources". Asians and Africans owe the British for making their worthless rocks saleable.
Despite the past we are actually blessed. I came to London in the early 90s as a baby. Now we have multiple homes in northern Somalia, we vacation rhere regularly as well as London & Cardiff where my family are. MashaAllah it's all thanks to Allah Almighty ☝🏼 we do not deserve anything it's a blessing from Allah
Forget about laughing, listen to him seriously, with maximum focus, pay full attention. He's not doing comedy. He's voicing crucial things out without offending anyone. He mastered that.
Nations which haven't experienced colonization will never understand it's long term effects. It wasn't simple conquer, smash, loot and leave but rather a complete erasure of the indigenously built systems which worked efficiently for several centuries, the thought processes, ideas, belief systems, way of living, social systems, cultures, local industries in short erasing the identity of the nation and adopting the masters identity. Resources and wealth can be recreated, regenerated but not your identity. There is a popular saying that if the Allies had lost WW2 then we all would be speaking German and become a German for a few centuries. That's what colonisation does.
Britain was invaded and colonised multiple times by Angles Saxons Vikings Normans Romans even Barbary pirates took whole villages as slaves - do you hear is whining about it? No.
@mogznwaz You really do have some form of mental illness dont ! One of lucifers true spawn arent you. It is finished for you, you dont even understand how over it is also.
He is talking garbage. Trevor Noah should learn some history. India did not exist until the British created it. When the East India company arrived to trade, the subcontinent was a mass of little states run by despots. It was the British that introduced democracy.
But that is a true fact, it's even written in history books that people were genuinely spooked when they saw Britishers for the 1st time while they invaded in other countries, they really thought they saw ghosts, walking dead people! Because scientifically when a person dies their body starts to go pale, and these britishers were whiter than a dead body... Even now you could literally see the veins and arteries of a white person just by standing next to him/her!
@LeoReo88which is weird because in hot countries there are very dark people. In warm there are tan people. In average there are regular white In very cold there are brown (Eskimos or the Saami of Scandinavia) Where did white people come from? Shaded, shady people emerged out of the shadows and conquered the world. And still at it. They may be Gog Magog.
So people invade your country and make it better, then you kick them out. And realise they were better so then move to their country... Its like being realest from prison then breaking back in 😂
@emilydavison2053it’s not even worth it , they have all made their minds up about us . We are already in the middle of reciprocating these feelings as it’s getting rather tedious. Common sense is now starting to prevail and we are really fed up saying sorry and not being thanked for the good things we done for the world .
Colonialism still exists, through British companies controlling African resources, creating dependency and continued influence, particularly through the Commonwealth. Britisch Thea is actually from East -Afrika. The French do the same using the CFA Franc. And Amerika does it through fundings wars and terrorism.
@goldenbrown0 Yes you don’t give a F*ck and so do we ! Keep getting my money and moving back to build my country. Yours is collapsing … we don’t care either
@MboteKasigood for you , you are an anomaly for an immigrant, going back to your country of origin to rebuild , good on you . If only they were all like you. But truthfully the Brits have had enough , I hope you earn enough before we boot you out 👍
He's absolutely right, in principle if not in fact. Whenever I hear from Europeans that their countries are being taken over by immigrants, I want to remind them that the people of the lands their ancestors colonized didn't invite them. This is primarily true for the major colonizers: Great Britain, France, Spain, Portugal and the Netherlands.
The UK invited and encouraged immigration from former colonies. After WWII, the UK faced labour shortages. Citizens of Commonwealth countries including India were legally invited to help rebuild the country, work in key industries, and fill essential roles. Many Indians came because the UK asked them to. And now they run the NHS 😅 Movement between former colonies and coloniser countries is a direct legacy of the Empire When Britain built an empire spanning continents, it created: Economic, cultural, and administrative links Migration routes English education systems These historical connections are the reason migration between India and the UK is so common. The empire flowed one way; migration flows back the other way now. That’s simply how history works. Indians contribute significantly to the UK Indian-origin communities in the UK are among the: Highest tax contributors Most educated groups Most represented in medicine, engineering, science, and business Complaining about their presence ignores the fact that they: Support the economy Staff essential services Add cultural, scientific, and economic value Britain ruled India for 200 years, extracted wealth, reshaped its society, and drew from its resources, including its people. Today’s Indian migration is a tiny, peaceful, mutually beneficial consequence of those historical ties. It’s not about blame; it’s about understanding that history created the modern world we all share.
@LET-ME-EDUCATE-YOUThanks for your AI essay. Here's a tip: everyone can do that. What people look for in the comments is a genuine opinion in a few sentences. Try to tailor your reply to the comment, not dump a load of irrelevant info and expect others to sort through it.
People of all colours have been colonising for centuries. The Turks were good at it who were eventually stopped in Vienna, the Moroccans were in Spain for hundreds of years etc etc. it’s just the whites took it to a new level. How about a deal between European countries and those they colonised, we were in your country for 300 years so your people have access to us for the same period and then must leave ? And I ain’t English and 100 % against any colonial powers ! What’s happening now will NEVER be reversed and Europe will become a corrupt overpopulated cesspool of anti Gay, anti intermarriage religious zealots …like most countries people are coming from but it’s going to take a couple of hundred years maybe.
There is a massive difference. The British took with them the fruits of THEIR Industrial Revolution and THEIR democracy, and introduced them to those countries. As a result railways and other infrastructure were put in place, along with governmental institutions. And those countries hated us so much that nearly every single one is now in the Commonwealth, and nearly every single one remains a democracy! So what has mass uncontrolled immigrations brought back to the UK? Knife crime, gun crime, the industrial-scale r@pe of under-age girls, drug trafficking, people trafficking, money laundering. And much of this has come from people we never colonised in the first place, like Albania, Syria, Eritrea, Somalia, Congo, Algeria and Morocco.
@georgevarughese4886 Funny how the indigenous people who were fighting for the freedom of their country from the British colonials are being called terrorists ?
@georgevarughese4886oooooh noooo can’t do that and don’t dare mention how the Brits ended the transatlantic slave trade and the fact slavery still goes in in Africa , Middke East etc . Can’t mention things like that
There is a massive difference. The British took with them the fruits of THEIR Industrial Revolution and THEIR democracy, and introduced them to those countries. As a result railways and other infrastructure were put in place, along with governmental institutions. And those countries hated us so much that nearly every single one is now in the Commonwealth, and nearly every single one remains a democracy! So what has mass uncontrolled immigration brought back to the UK? Knife crime, gun crime, the industrial-scale r@pe of under-age girls, drug trafficking, people trafficking, money laundering. And much of this has come from people we never colonised in the first place, like Albania, Syria, Eritrea, Somalia, Congo, Algeria and Morocco.
No, he doesn't. He is ignorant of the history of the empire. The white colonizers left Asia and Africa 50 orr 60 years ago. It is time for the African and Asian colonizers to leave Europe, just as the white colonizers left Asia and Africa.
@goldenbrown0 clearly his jokes hit the nail on your head. It's funny how we, who experienced apartheid are the bad guys when a joke is made about it and the oppressor is the victim.... Something is burning and it's your ass.
Yea mon but trinis brought their beautiful culture with them.They didn't want to overthrow Christianity and they assimilated. God bless trinis for the steel pan.
In British War museum in London..it is written that their Viceroy had told in 1910 that Britain is rich because of India.. the day Britain loses control over India, it will lose its wealth and glory.. it shows how important India as a colony was for the British
@johnbuffaloiam9741them indicating India? This is hillarious.. British brought culture to a 5000 year old civilization? Can't stop laughing😂😂.. Go and check in the War museum in London if u don't believe it..
@johnbuffaloiam9741your enlightenment was to kill us and make us see the light. That's called genocide. You grew old thinking you did great things while infact all your ancestors did was gruesome stuff.
I'm not so sure. Many Americans travel but only do touristy things to cross off a list and interact little with locals or the culture. When I was preparing to travel in Europe people said not to worry about language because "everyone speaks English there". This is true in cities for the most part and at hotels, restaurants, airports and so on, but if you rent a car or take a train and get out in the countryside, you will soon find that most people speak very little English and don't care to talk to you if you cannot at least get by in their language. So just going on some tour of museums and staying in a chain hotel isn't the kind of travel experience Trevor is talking about.
The Anglo Saxons, Romans, Celts , Vikings ,and Normans were all immigrants , who settled in Britain. Our Royal Family had German origins , and some English Kings couldn't even speak English . The Celts came from the area ,now known as Bulgaria ,settled in northern France, and then crossed the Channel on small boats ,exactly like modern migrants 😂
Do you think that people welcomed the Romans, the vikings and the Normans? Not sure if 'settled' is the correct term. Invaded, conquered or colonized might be more accurate.
Our Royal Family has origins that date back to both the first West Saxon chieftain Cerdic (AD495) and Fergus mac Erc, the founding king of the Dalriadic Scots (ca.AD500), in an unbroken blood line. That's why King Charles is king and nobody else is.
But is it a good streak to then annihilate Britain as it is today, and replace it with a Caliphate tear down all the Churches burn them and set up Mosques instead .. is that really the reality that is a natural progression… that should happen?
Britain was also responsible for colonisation by proxy. Indians in Uganda, Tanzania, Kenya, Mauritius, etc., had British passports. Many were brought there by Britain who wanted to "develop" Africa for the Empire.
Well we simply minded our businesses literally though, we didn’t bother trying to make other countries like us. Yes we became abbetors part of the colonial machinery but that was nearly every coloured Individuak under the British, even African kings were complicit in the Atlantic slave trade
@GrogRobboAfricans were selling slaves long before and after they meddled with the slave trade. But hey, ask the African Americans to return if you like.
@advaithramesh6697 Yes they did. Here in Australia they even massacred many indigenous people starting from the time they landed and made the country into a Western one in every way. Even today, indigenous people are told by far right politicians they need to integrate.
When I read comments from Brits moaning about immigrants flooding in, not integrating into the British culture etc etc, I think, Do you hear yourself?? Do you know how the Brits behaved when they colonized the world??? Do they not know their history? And I say this as someone whose ancestors were all British at that time.
Up till now, wherever they go as immigrants, they form pockets of 'expats' and isolate from the host nations, gentrifying them in the process. Ask Portugal, Spain and Malta etc.
@H4Hidayah Nope, we want him to name all those countries and how many Brits STILL live there. Not disputing that Britain had a bunch of colonies back in the day. But that's history now. By the time I was born and could spell anti-colonialism, Britain no longer had any. Just like Italians don't feel guilt for what the Roman Empire did, I don't feel any of your Liberal colonial guilt. None of it was done by me or my generation or even my parent's generation. And before you come up with some &^%$£! about the wealth I supposedly have due to the Empire, I ain't seeing it in my bank account.
There is a massive difference. The British took with them the fruits of THEIR Industrial Revolution and THEIR democracy, and introduced them to those countries. As a result railways and other infrastructure were put in place, along with governmental institutions. And those countries hated us so much that nearly every single one is now in the Commonwealth, and nearly every single one remains a democracy! So what has mass, uncontrolled, immigration brought back to the UK? Knife crime, gun crime, the industrial-scale r@pe of under-age girls, drug trafficking, people trafficking, money laundering. And much of this has come from people we never colonised in the first place, like Albania, Syria, Eritrea, Somalia, Congo, Algeria and Morocco.
Britain has had more ´immigration´ than virtually anywhere else in the world. Celts(maybe), Romans, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Vikings, Normans (FRench Vikings), a number of others such as Hugenots (French), Jews, and later people from the Empire/ Commonwealth. This forum is full of people with half-@rsed educations!!
English is very diverse. Like any other country, they don't want to be overrun. Now do the number of christians in the middle east forty years ago versus the number now. Not such a genius are you?
@u@usx06240 Genius would be for your country to STOP meddling in the affairs of these countries, selling weapons that are wrecking lives and wreaking havoc… How about that, clever clogs?
The UK invited and encouraged immigration from former colonies. After WWII, the UK faced labour shortages. Citizens of Commonwealth countries including India were legally invited to help rebuild the country, work in key industries, and fill essential roles. Many Indians came because the UK asked them to. And now they run the NHS 😅 Movement between former colonies and coloniser countries is a direct legacy of the Empire When Britain built an empire spanning continents, it created: Economic, cultural, and administrative links Migration routes English education systems These historical connections are the reason migration between India and the UK is so common. The empire flowed one way; migration flows back the other way now. That’s simply how history works. Indians contribute significantly to the UK Indian-origin communities in the UK are among the: Highest tax contributors Most educated groups Most represented in medicine, engineering, science, and business Complaining about their presence ignores the fact that they: Support the economy Staff essential services Add cultural, scientific, and economic value Britain ruled India for 200 years, extracted wealth, reshaped its society, and drew from its resources, including its people. Today’s Indian migration is a tiny, peaceful, mutually beneficial consequence of those historical ties. It’s not about blame; it’s about understanding that history created the modern world we all share.
Get Noah to talk about the xenophobic attacks in south africa...where black south africans attacked only black immigrants other non african immigrants like asians, chinese and pakistan etc etc were not touched.
The UK invited and encouraged immigration from former colonies. After WWII, the UK faced labour shortages. Citizens of Commonwealth countries including India were legally invited to help rebuild the country, work in key industries, and fill essential roles. Many Indians came because the UK asked them to. And now they run the NHS 😅 Movement between former colonies and coloniser countries is a direct legacy of the Empire When Britain built an empire spanning continents, it created: Economic, cultural, and administrative links Migration routes English education systems These historical connections are the reason migration between India and the UK is so common. The empire flowed one way; migration flows back the other way now. That’s simply how history works. Indians contribute significantly to the UK Indian-origin communities in the UK are among the: Highest tax contributors Most educated groups Most represented in medicine, engineering, science, and business Complaining about their presence ignores the fact that they: Support the economy Staff essential services Add cultural, scientific, and economic value Britain ruled India for 200 years, extracted wealth, reshaped its society, and drew from its resources, including its people. Today’s Indian migration is a tiny, peaceful, mutually beneficial consequence of those historical ties. It’s not about blame; it’s about understanding that history created the modern world we all share.
You r 100% right so the Brit started the immigration/ colonization and the british spread to America, canada, Australia, new zealand so on now the whole world want to follow them so better not complain about immigration/immigrants 😂
😂😂😂i thought we was done with colonisation And yes, Brits should complain about it if it's counter productive to the uk It's better for both immigrants and white people if brian drain from countries is limited.
Yes, but this one with a certain amount of artistic license to it. The East India Company was a large British company that started it (so, it was done indirectly not directly by the British crown or army at first); there would hardly have been a conversation in English between the first invaders & Indians would there, and that person would not have been the head of the British army; he likes to make skin colour jokes in there about the (white, pale) Europeans....
Trevor you make us laugh but so much serious truth in all you say. We travelled the world for 25 years and so many different languages .. but then landed in China (this is 25 years ago) where both the spoken AND the script were unreadable! I sat down and cried in a new country for the first time!! Never forgotten the feeling though after 2 years there, loved the place.
Wonderful, I did same with my daughter & encouraged her friends to to the same, just travelling to different areas in the same Country can ne an eye opener & rewarding, keep it up, u don't have to be rich either, well done! ❤😇💫
I mean it's not true because there are many cases of empires and kingdoms like the Ottoman empire, Roman Empire or kingdom of Benin which used force to expand their land size and in all cases bad weather wasn't a factor. It is still a funny joke though and I agree fighting immigration is hypocritical when most powerful and desirable countries to live in became powerful by stealing wealth/resources from others.
There is a massive difference. The British took with them the fruits of THEIR Industrial Revolution and THEIR democracy, and introduced them to those countries. As a result railways and other infrastructure were put in place, along with governmental institutions. And those countries hated us so much that nearly every single one is now in the Commonwealth, and nearly every single one remains a democracy! So what has mass uncontrolled immigration brought back to the UK? Knife crime, gun crime, the industrial-scale r@pe of under-age girls, drug trafficking, people trafficking, money laundering. And much of this has come from people we never colonised in the first place, like Albania, Syria, Eritrea, Somalia, Congo, Algeria and Morocco.
Only Trevor can really encapsulate What The British did Globally. He really gets it i love the way he uses Humour to tell the truth. You just cannot shy awat from it. British are culpable on so many levels.
@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511So are you by the looks of things. I'm not wasting my energy on your ignoramus brain of lack of should I say. Truth always hurts and always gets a defective ignorant response. Ah well.
No, there were made slaves by other people.The British just bought them. Pay attention. Britain was the preeminent force behind eddie, a practice that has existed since prehistory,
Pedantic mode: It was actually the Romans who called Britain great, Britannia Major, as opposed to the smaller Britannia Minor, which is now called Brittany or Bretagne in France. Britons lived on both sides of The Channel. So, great in size, not in stature or power. Which is surprisingly often assumed to be the case, especially by Americans of course.
This guy delivered a powerful message to the world about immigration in this video: that we are all, in one way or another, immigrants moving from one place to another, which can also be interpreted as a reference to our entry into the world from the womb.
There is a massive difference. The British took with them the fruits of THEIR Industrial Revolution and THEIR democracy, and introduced them to those countries. As a result railways and other infrastructure were put in place, along with governmental institutions. And those countries hated us so much that nearly every single one is now in the Commonwealth, and nearly every single one remains a democracy! So what has mass, uncontrolled, immigration brought back to the UK? Knife crime, gun crime, the industrial-scale r@pe of under-age girls, drug trafficking, people trafficking, money laundering. And much of this has come from people we never colonised in the first place, like Albania, Syria, Eritrea, Somalia, Congo, Algeria and Morocco.
He's 100% right he comes from Southern Africa where I am,the British caused a mayhem they killed,raped and did all sorts of bad things...so go learn your history brother
@el-jeffe9496Mostly B.S.Sure the British were not angels and in Empire building there is some violence but normally the British did FAR good in it's Empire than bad.......
There is a massive difference. The British took with them the fruits of THEIR Industrial Revolution and THEIR democracy, and introduced them to those countries. As a result railways and other infrastructure were put in place, along with governmental institutions. And those countries hated us so much that nearly every single one is now in the Commonwealth, and nearly every single one remains a democracy! So what has mass, uncontrolled, immigration brought back to the UK? Knife crime, gun crime, the industrial-scale r@pe of under-age girls, drug trafficking, people trafficking, money laundering. And much of this has come from people we never colonised in the first place, like Albania, Syria, Eritrea, Somalia, Congo, Algeria and Morocco.
Mass immigration is ridiculous. Just use your brain. Nobody has the right to enter any country just because they want to. And many coming have done terrible things. Just read the news. Ffs.
It is not now reminded to have a thoughtful Immigration process. In germany, muslims are parading through Christmas markets shouting. In london muslims are getting very stabby. East Asians have molested young girls.By the hundreds, only to have it covered up. The west is waking up.
I went to Scotland too . I am a British born in London raised in Mauritius and when I visited my girlfriend's friends parents in Scotland it felt oddly weird like I was out of place like they didnt want me there . There was 1 or 2 Indian people and the rest were white . I still don't know what I am . Oh smoking shit . Scary experience. But had a lovely time there in reality . I had haggis . The Indian guy drove for hours . I just can't recall how I got back to London
Ah yes, the Middle-East? The colonisers of Europe back in the day. Isn't it Interesting that your former subjects do not want to go to you, but you guys can't keep away from Europe? 🤣 Please, stay home, we say. "Noooo! We love you Europeans so much. Take us back. We don't want to live in the countries we made ourselves. We'll be good. No more terror!"
The UK invited and encouraged immigration from former colonies. After WWII, the UK faced labour shortages. Citizens of Commonwealth countries including India were legally invited to help rebuild the country, work in key industries, and fill essential roles. Many Indians came because the UK asked them to. And now they run the NHS 😅 Movement between former colonies and coloniser countries is a direct legacy of the Empire When Britain built an empire spanning continents, it created: Economic, cultural, and administrative links Migration routes English education systems These historical connections are the reason migration between India and the UK is so common. The empire flowed one way; migration flows back the other way now. That’s simply how history works. Indians contribute significantly to the UK Indian-origin communities in the UK are among the: Highest tax contributors Most educated groups Most represented in medicine, engineering, science, and business Complaining about their presence ignores the fact that they: Support the economy Staff essential services Add cultural, scientific, and economic value Britain ruled India for 200 years, extracted wealth, reshaped its society, and drew from its resources, including its people. Today’s Indian migration is a tiny, peaceful, mutually beneficial consequence of those historical ties. It’s not about blame; it’s about understanding that history created the modern world we all share.
There is a massive difference. The British took with them the fruits of THEIR Industrial Revolution and THEIR democracy, and introduced them to those countries. As a result railways and other infrastructure were put in place, along with governmental institutions. And those countries hated us so much that nearly every single one is now in the Commonwealth, and nearly every single one remains a democracy! So what has mass uncontrolled immigration brought back to the UK? Knife crime, gun crime, the industrial-scale r@pe of under-age girls, drug trafficking, people trafficking, money laundering. And much of this has come from people we never colonised in the first place, like Albania, Syria, Eritrea, Somalia, Congo, Algeria and Morocco.
@LET-ME-EDUCATE-YOUAnd it isn't just about Indians in UK. There were several proxy immigration too as Indians were sent throughout the Empire to help the British run it, from the Carribbean to Suriname, Guyana to Uganda, Kenya and SA to Mauritius to Singapore, Fiji, HK. Millions of Indians exported as coolies or clerks.
It leaves painful memories, I witnessed, to how people were treated as subspecies and whipped to obey, you were not allowed to share the same train cabins with white counterparts? Who lived in the same country ? It was colonization no doubt, Those are the next generation children who are now the high tech giants with their brains globally recognised.
I'd be more worried about the rape on the train if I lived in India than something that happened almost a hundred years ago. Only a small subset of Indians that come to this country are the ones that are notable in their fields. The vast majority are pounding recycled metal in sandals and raping women on buses.
Some of them are sure. But then again, that barely supports the argument in favour of mass immigration. If anything it proves that selective talent driven immigration is only needed.
There is a massive difference. The British took with them the fruits of THEIR Industrial Revolution and THEIR democracy, and introduced them to those countries. As a result railways and other infrastructure were put in place, along with governmental institutions. And those countries hated us so much that nearly every single one is now in the Commonwealth, and nearly every single one remains a democracy! So what has mass uncontrolled immigration brought back to the UK? Knife crime, gun crime, the industrial-scale r@pe of under-age girls, drug trafficking, people trafficking, money laundering. And much of this has come from people we never colonised in the first place, like Albania, Syria, Eritrea, Somalia, Congo, Algeria and Morocco.
Just reminded about 25 years I went to Fraserborough in Scotland. A small child looked at me with her mouth wide open in surprise. She then touched my hand and almost cried going "What happened to you did someone burn you". I have never laughed so loud like that before😂😂😂 (I am black)
:D My family had similar experiences in Germany in the 70's. Sometimes people would actually take pictures with my brother (who is very dark).
Ur the basically 'The Painted Man' from Kevin Costners 'Robin Hood' film. Lol.
Whew! That explains it. I thought you were Puerto Rican!
An innocent babe... 🙂
😂Lmao. That is horrible but hilarious she was genuinely concerned for you. I am mixed race but I have become fluent in Spanish because of it. Ask my husband he thought I was Puerto Rican! I said for you I can do this.
Just because the Pyramids can't be moved to British Museum, it's still in Egypt
Ancient statues can be partially demolished, facial wise I mean
Wrong, Just because they Big, Arab occupiers have not demolished them. Egypt thar built it has nothing to do with Arab Egypt now.
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My husband says this joke all the time about the reason why pyramids are found in Egypt
At no point did the British ever get visas of permits to invade the world,but they did it with violence and destruction. Now they are crying over people migrating legally with visas and permits, what a joke.
Very few British people ever went to live overseas, except to settle North America, NZ and Australia, where they remained.
Colonialism ended. The British left Asia and Africa. It is time for the Asians and Africans to leave UK.
That's why I've zero sympathy for them.
The arabs , ottomans , aztecs and every other empire.
@cianogneither of these people cry about immigration as much as the British do.
Japan also doesn't want to be invaded.
Colonisation was one thing ,no one can ever get over. but they stripped the countries bare of their minerals, precious metals ,gold , silver , diamond 💎. Ore, spices , cotton sugar and everything else they could grab and left . Millions were left to die in Bangladesh in India due deliberately left to starve , While ship loads of grains and other food sources were diverted by the British to European countries. Who gets the medal and is celebrated every year ? No one talks about the Indian army who were fighting in the world war ? Lost their lives and didn't get the recognition they deserved . Their lives didn't matter to the British empire.
That's not true. The vast majority of Indian troops (both Hindu and Muslim) were deployed in the defence of India in the Burma campaign, so they were defending their homeland from the vicious Imperial Japanese Army. In the major western battles that decided the outcome of the war in Europe, such as the Battle of Britain, the Battle of the Atlantic and D-Day, Indian involvement was nil-to-minimal.
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They fought in The Battle of Britain, North Africa and Italy. Learn your own TRUE history instead of Churchills bullshit.
All said here is absolutely true. Churchill was the one who signed the blockade of grain from landing in India. Millions starved to death.
Generals in the British Raj army would walk around with buckets and order the Indian women to place their jewelry in them. These were then collected and shipped back to the British treasury.
There were plenty of famines in south Asia before Europeans got there. The countries were NOT stripped bare. The precious metals and stones were taken from despots. Asia and Africa had NO mineral resources. They had only useless rocks and dirt.
It took the British-led industrial revolution to turn useless rocks into "resources". Asians and Africans owe the British for making their worthless rocks saleable.
As an an African immigrant in Australia, it's so refreshing watching content like this. And I dare say travelling does something magical to your mind.
go home then .....😆
@alanhargreaves-thevoiceofr2361oh I have two homes now. 😊
@deiyor wrong ..you are a colonizer like the ones you hate ..
@deiyorhehe keep shinning legend!
Despite the past we are actually blessed. I came to London in the early 90s as a baby. Now we have multiple homes in northern Somalia, we vacation rhere regularly as well as London & Cardiff where my family are. MashaAllah it's all thanks to Allah Almighty ☝🏼 we do not deserve anything it's a blessing from Allah
Forget about laughing, listen to him seriously, with maximum focus, pay full attention. He's not doing comedy. He's voicing crucial things out without offending anyone. He mastered that.
I am listening, seiuoslly focusing, and yes laughing too.😂
He’s brilliant. Miss him on the daily show
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Nations which haven't experienced colonization will never understand it's long term effects. It wasn't simple conquer, smash, loot and leave but rather a complete erasure of the indigenously built systems which worked efficiently for several centuries, the thought processes, ideas, belief systems, way of living, social systems, cultures, local industries in short erasing the identity of the nation and adopting the masters identity. Resources and wealth can be recreated, regenerated but not your identity.
There is a popular saying that if the Allies had lost WW2 then we all would be speaking German and become a German for a few centuries. That's what colonisation does.
Spot on. Thanks for that.
This!!! 🎯 Great analogy, too👏🏾👏🏾
Britain was invaded and colonised multiple times by Angles Saxons Vikings Normans Romans even Barbary pirates took whole villages as slaves - do you hear is whining about it? No.
I’d rather be conquered by Germans than Islamists
@mogznwaz You really do have some form of mental illness dont ! One of lucifers true spawn arent you. It is finished for you, you dont even understand how over it is also.
Trevor Noah educating the world one joke at a time
What do you think the punishment should be for colonisers?...
Of Britain.
In......... English.
He is talking garbage. Trevor Noah should learn some history. India did not exist until the British created it. When the East India company arrived to trade, the subcontinent was a mass of little states run by despots. It was the British that introduced democracy.
@chriswatson1698now Britain will be divided into many parts including London full of muslims.
Nope you are the problem
How can this be funny and emotional at the same time 😍😂
Playing hide and seek with the sun😂😂😂 never had of that one
But that is a true fact, it's even written in history books that people were genuinely spooked when they saw Britishers for the 1st time while they invaded in other countries, they really thought they saw ghosts, walking dead people! Because scientifically when a person dies their body starts to go pale, and these britishers were whiter than a dead body... Even now you could literally see the veins and arteries of a white person just by standing next to him/her!
@LeoReo88The British were spooked when they saw Indian families throwing alive Widows on bonfires because the husband had died.
Heard not had
@LeoReo88which is weird because in hot countries there are very dark people.
In warm there are tan people.
In average there are regular white
In very cold there are brown (Eskimos or the Saami of Scandinavia)
Where did white people come from?
Shaded, shady people emerged out of the shadows and conquered the world.
And still at it.
They may be Gog Magog.
@RUclips_User_6226GZdO that is very racist to say! Some of us are very white caucasian but muslims too!
The Spanish and the Portuguese were very good at colonizing!… Spain, in particular, created a new race of people in Latin America!
There is a Portugues saying that says "God made white people and black people, but Portugues made brown people."
@aunalisadikot9541 Lol that's crazy but real😂😂😂😂
And they are sometimes even more racist than the British.
Yeah with the Indigenous peoples
@aunalisadikot9541- Verdade !
(Born in Mozambique)
They use the word colonization but was it colonization or blatant stealing ,mass murdering and robbery
Yes. Just like the US.
It's the history of every civilization. It was happening between kingdoms within India long before the British even knew it existed.
That's every warring civilisation.... have you look at Arabs history with their ☪️ conquest?
@toby9358they're not gonna listen cos it's not part of the current narrative
@clippy-bot-9000So if China and Russia invaded, you would be okay with it, based on your comment.
India should go ahead and rename their country THE Great India. 😂
So people invade your country and make it better, then you kick them out. And realise they were better so then move to their country...
Its like being realest from prison then breaking back in 😂
That would be brilliant, if it was true.
Do you understand why it's GREAT Britain? Find out
@emilydavison2053why ?
@emilydavison2053it’s not even worth it , they have all made their minds up about us . We are already in the middle of reciprocating these feelings as it’s getting rather tedious. Common sense is now starting to prevail and we are really fed up saying sorry and not being thanked for the good things we done for the world .
The British people need to know their history before they moan about immigration.
Colonialism still exists, through British companies controlling African resources, creating dependency and continued influence, particularly through the Commonwealth.
Britisch Thea is actually from East -Afrika.
The French do the same using the CFA Franc. And Amerika does it through fundings wars and terrorism.
Yeh like we don’t know our history 😂. We just don’t give a f is all. Keep crying
@goldenbrown0 Yes you don’t give a F*ck and so do we ! Keep getting my money and moving back to build my country.
Yours is collapsing … we don’t care either
@MboteKasigood for you , you are an anomaly for an immigrant, going back to your country of origin to rebuild , good on you . If only they were all like you. But truthfully the Brits have had enough , I hope you earn enough before we boot you out 👍
Agreed, but we don’t need to allow illegal migration and the criminality that we are allowing? FYI, I’m an immigrant as well.
You earn my respect today. Love from india 🇮🇳
We need Zarna and Trevor on the same platform 😂
Wonderful idea..the world needs to laugh out a lot!!😅😅😅
Yes 😂😂😂
Garg?
He's absolutely right, in principle if not in fact. Whenever I hear from Europeans that their countries are being taken over by immigrants, I want to remind them that the people of the lands their ancestors colonized didn't invite them. This is primarily true for the major colonizers: Great Britain, France, Spain, Portugal and the Netherlands.
Right, but there are tens of European countries who didn't take part to the colonization, what about them?
The UK invited and encouraged immigration from former colonies.
After WWII, the UK faced labour shortages. Citizens of Commonwealth countries including India were legally invited to help rebuild the country, work in key industries, and fill essential roles.
Many Indians came because the UK asked them to. And now they run the NHS 😅
Movement between former colonies and coloniser countries is a direct legacy of the Empire
When Britain built an empire spanning continents, it created:
Economic, cultural, and administrative links
Migration routes
English education systems
These historical connections are the reason migration between India and the UK is so common.
The empire flowed one way; migration flows back the other way now. That’s simply how history works.
Indians contribute significantly to the UK
Indian-origin communities in the UK are among the:
Highest tax contributors
Most educated groups
Most represented in medicine, engineering, science, and business
Complaining about their presence ignores the fact that they:
Support the economy
Staff essential services
Add cultural, scientific, and economic value
Britain ruled India for 200 years, extracted wealth, reshaped its society, and drew from its resources, including its people.
Today’s Indian migration is a tiny, peaceful, mutually beneficial consequence of those historical ties.
It’s not about blame; it’s about understanding that history created the modern world we all share.
@LET-ME-EDUCATE-YOUThanks for your AI essay. Here's a tip: everyone can do that. What people look for in the comments is a genuine opinion in a few sentences.
Try to tailor your reply to the comment, not dump a load of irrelevant info and expect others to sort through it.
@CarloCocciolo yeah they're not obliged to take immigrants, except for some refugees for humanitarian causes if they want.
People of all colours have been colonising for centuries. The Turks were good at it who were eventually stopped in Vienna, the Moroccans were in Spain for hundreds of years etc etc. it’s just the whites took it to a new level. How about a deal between European countries and those they colonised, we were in your country for 300 years so your people have access to us for the same period and then must leave ? And I ain’t English and 100 % against any colonial powers ! What’s happening now will NEVER be reversed and Europe will become a corrupt overpopulated cesspool of anti Gay, anti intermarriage religious zealots …like most countries people are coming from but it’s going to take a couple of hundred years maybe.
0:12 and America.
Yeah because white Americans took over land of real Americans the native Americans
True.
Not every one who travels travels. Some go to other countries and sit in oasis that cater to them.
Join the army. Travel to exotic places, meet exotic people; and kill them!
sad but true.
The Brits that travel to Benedorm on search of British food and beer with sunshine.
Case in point
And that is the worst way to waste money
Yet, they are the more opinionated about those cultures
As a Brit, I agree with you❤
Why don't you defend brit on the fact they killed alot of terrorists
There is a massive difference. The British took with them the fruits of THEIR Industrial Revolution and THEIR democracy, and introduced them to those countries. As a result railways and other infrastructure were put in place, along with governmental institutions. And those countries hated us so much that nearly every single one is now in the Commonwealth, and nearly every single one remains a democracy!
So what has mass uncontrolled immigrations brought back to the UK? Knife crime, gun crime, the industrial-scale r@pe of under-age girls, drug trafficking, people trafficking, money laundering. And much of this has come from people we never colonised in the first place, like Albania, Syria, Eritrea, Somalia, Congo, Algeria and Morocco.
@georgevarughese4886 Funny how the indigenous people who were fighting for the freedom of their country from the British colonials are being called terrorists ?
@georgevarughese4886 define terrorists. If I go to your house and you try to defend your family, are you a terrorist?
@georgevarughese4886oooooh noooo can’t do that and don’t dare mention how the Brits ended the transatlantic slave trade and the fact slavery still goes in in Africa , Middke East etc . Can’t mention things like that
The sad thing is that this is still happening but in a covert/ proxy fashion against weak poor countries. 😢
Trevor, tells it as it is . He hits the nail on the head.
There is a massive difference. The British took with them the fruits of THEIR Industrial Revolution and THEIR democracy, and introduced them to those countries. As a result railways and other infrastructure were put in place, along with governmental institutions. And those countries hated us so much that nearly every single one is now in the Commonwealth, and nearly every single one remains a democracy!
So what has mass uncontrolled immigration brought back to the UK? Knife crime, gun crime, the industrial-scale r@pe of under-age girls, drug trafficking, people trafficking, money laundering. And much of this has come from people we never colonised in the first place, like Albania, Syria, Eritrea, Somalia, Congo, Algeria and Morocco.
No, he doesn't. He is ignorant of the history of the empire. The white colonizers left Asia and Africa 50 orr 60 years ago. It is time for the African and Asian colonizers to leave Europe, just as the white colonizers left Asia and Africa.
Trevor is a racist
@goldenbrown0 clearly his jokes hit the nail on your head.
It's funny how we, who experienced apartheid are the bad guys when a joke is made about it and the oppressor is the victim.... Something is burning and it's your ass.
@whitedaisy2106who the f*** brought apartheid into this?
In Australia we slaughtered around 90% of the indigenous population, beyond shameful 😭
🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸
No you didn't smh
Roadhouse
You guys have no conscience!
@paromita10i didn't happen it was a hoax
Roadhouse
@GRH_RoadhouseI don’t think so!
@paromita10you don't think i can see that
Roadhouse
8:42 Just this one line says it all.
As a Trini I agree with you. ❤🇹🇹 Land of Calypso and home of the Steel Band.
Your ancestors were not native.
You're not indigenous to that country.
🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹 Fellow Trini here, Trini 2d bone
Yea mon but trinis brought their beautiful culture with them.They didn't want to overthrow Christianity and they assimilated.
God bless trinis for the steel pan.
Pumping, pumping pumping.....😂
In British War museum in London..it is written that their Viceroy had told in 1910 that Britain is rich because of India.. the day Britain loses control over India, it will lose its wealth and glory.. it shows how important India as a colony was for the British
Nonsense we brought them enlightenment
We taught them culture
@johnbuffaloiam9741them indicating India? This is hillarious.. British brought culture to a 5000 year old civilization? Can't stop laughing😂😂.. Go and check in the War museum in London if u don't believe it..
@johnbuffaloiam9741your enlightenment was to kill us and make us see the light. That's called genocide. You grew old thinking you did great things while infact all your ancestors did was gruesome stuff.
@johnbuffaloiam9741culture like fish & chips?
As a proud trinidadian 🇹🇹 🇹🇹 🇹🇹 🇹🇹 🇹🇹 l approve.😂😂😂😂😂
But you are a muslim. And muslim in india and pakistan think their ancestors are from saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 🙄 🤔 😳 😐
Travelling is the antidote to ignorance. Never a truer phrase!
I’ve said this and felt this for a long time.
I'm not so sure. Many Americans travel but only do touristy things to cross off a list and interact little with locals or the culture. When I was preparing to travel in Europe people said not to worry about language because "everyone speaks English there". This is true in cities for the most part and at hotels, restaurants, airports and so on, but if you rent a car or take a train and get out in the countryside, you will soon find that most people speak very little English and don't care to talk to you if you cannot at least get by in their language. So just going on some tour of museums and staying in a chain hotel isn't the kind of travel experience Trevor is talking about.
True, but it made the British even more arrogant than they were before they started traveling.
This doesn't apply to Muslim immigrants. They travel with their ignorance.
Like young girls in Marokko … no ignorance left.
I can't get enough of Trevors comedy. He's a story teller + comedian + actor... Gifted! Stellar performances.
The Anglo Saxons, Romans, Celts , Vikings ,and Normans were all immigrants , who settled in Britain.
Our Royal Family had German origins , and some English Kings couldn't even speak English .
The Celts came from the area ,now known as Bulgaria ,settled in northern France, and then crossed the Channel on small boats ,exactly like modern migrants 😂
Do you think that people welcomed the Romans, the vikings and the Normans? Not sure if 'settled' is the correct term. Invaded, conquered or colonized might be more accurate.
Our Royal Family has origins that date back to both the first West Saxon chieftain Cerdic (AD495) and Fergus mac Erc, the founding king of the Dalriadic Scots (ca.AD500), in an unbroken blood line. That's why King Charles is king and nobody else is.
@SJG-nr8uj Only if you count distant cousins, and foreigners .
@SJG-nr8ujinteresting.So where did the german connection come im then?
But is it a good streak to then annihilate Britain as it is today, and replace it with a Caliphate tear down all the Churches burn them and set up Mosques instead .. is that really the reality that is a natural progression… that should happen?
Britain was also responsible for colonisation by proxy. Indians in Uganda, Tanzania, Kenya, Mauritius, etc., had British passports. Many were brought there by Britain who wanted to "develop" Africa for the Empire.
Well we simply minded our businesses literally though, we didn’t bother trying to make other countries like us. Yes we became abbetors part of the colonial machinery but that was nearly every coloured Individuak under the British, even African kings were complicit in the Atlantic slave trade
The SLAVE TRADE that the BRITISH owned
As well as the Carribbean, Surinam, Guyana, Fiji, Singapore, HK, and every part of the Empire to aid in running the Empire.
@GrogRobboAfricans were selling slaves long before and after they meddled with the slave trade. But hey, ask the African Americans to return if you like.
@advaithramesh6697 Yes they did. Here in Australia they even massacred many indigenous people starting from the time they landed and made the country into a Western one in every way. Even today, indigenous people are told by far right politicians they need to integrate.
🎉❤🎉 Excellent.
I laughed so hard that I ended up crying.
Thanks God for the gift of sense of humour to deal with the realities of life...
When I read comments from Brits moaning about immigrants flooding in, not integrating into the British culture etc etc, I think, Do you hear yourself?? Do you know how the Brits behaved when they colonized the world??? Do they not know their history? And I say this as someone whose ancestors were all British at that time.
That's right. My mother's island (Trinidad) is a former British colony.
Up till now, wherever they go as immigrants, they form pockets of 'expats' and isolate from the host nations, gentrifying them in the process. Ask Portugal, Spain and Malta etc.
They taught false history and now people are learning the real history of these empires!!
Tell me the countries you talk of, and how many British people live in said countries.
@H4Hidayah Nope, we want him to name all those countries and how many Brits STILL live there. Not disputing that Britain had a bunch of colonies back in the day. But that's history now. By the time I was born and could spell anti-colonialism, Britain no longer had any. Just like Italians don't feel guilt for what the Roman Empire did, I don't feel any of your Liberal colonial guilt. None of it was done by me or my generation or even my parent's generation. And before you come up with some &^%$£! about the wealth I supposedly have due to the Empire, I ain't seeing it in my bank account.
Thank you Trevor!
I love it when they whine and squirm 😂😂😂
There is a massive difference. The British took with them the fruits of THEIR Industrial Revolution and THEIR democracy, and introduced them to those countries. As a result railways and other infrastructure were put in place, along with governmental institutions. And those countries hated us so much that nearly every single one is now in the Commonwealth, and nearly every single one remains a democracy!
So what has mass, uncontrolled, immigration brought back to the UK? Knife crime, gun crime, the industrial-scale r@pe of under-age girls, drug trafficking, people trafficking, money laundering. And much of this has come from people we never colonised in the first place, like Albania, Syria, Eritrea, Somalia, Congo, Algeria and Morocco.
Trevor, you are the King!!
The word Immigration is Kryptonite to the British… nothing scares them more…
Because fishermen fear hooks!
Britain has had more ´immigration´ than virtually anywhere else in the world. Celts(maybe), Romans, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Vikings, Normans (FRench Vikings), a number of others such as Hugenots (French), Jews, and later people from the Empire/ Commonwealth. This forum is full of people with half-@rsed educations!!
Depends on the immigrants, something you won’t acknowledge of course.
English is very diverse. Like any other country, they don't want to be overrun. Now do the number of christians in the middle east forty years ago versus the number now. Not such a genius are you?
@u@usx06240 Genius would be for your country to STOP meddling in the affairs of these countries, selling weapons that are wrecking lives and wreaking havoc… How about that, clever clogs?
Trevor you tell the truth in a funny way
The UK invited and encouraged immigration from former colonies.
After WWII, the UK faced labour shortages. Citizens of Commonwealth countries including India were legally invited to help rebuild the country, work in key industries, and fill essential roles.
Many Indians came because the UK asked them to. And now they run the NHS 😅
Movement between former colonies and coloniser countries is a direct legacy of the Empire
When Britain built an empire spanning continents, it created:
Economic, cultural, and administrative links
Migration routes
English education systems
These historical connections are the reason migration between India and the UK is so common.
The empire flowed one way; migration flows back the other way now. That’s simply how history works.
Indians contribute significantly to the UK
Indian-origin communities in the UK are among the:
Highest tax contributors
Most educated groups
Most represented in medicine, engineering, science, and business
Complaining about their presence ignores the fact that they:
Support the economy
Staff essential services
Add cultural, scientific, and economic value
Britain ruled India for 200 years, extracted wealth, reshaped its society, and drew from its resources, including its people.
Today’s Indian migration is a tiny, peaceful, mutually beneficial consequence of those historical ties.
It’s not about blame; it’s about understanding that history created the modern world we all share.
Get Noah to talk about the xenophobic attacks in south africa...where black south africans attacked only black immigrants other non african immigrants like asians, chinese and pakistan etc etc were not touched.
Amazing trevor!!! Not only you're a good person, you're a benevolent soul too.
Is that sarcasm??😂😂😂
How's he benevolent in anyway for attacking democratic rights??
Brilliant,- should be showing in schools!
The UK invited and encouraged immigration from former colonies.
After WWII, the UK faced labour shortages. Citizens of Commonwealth countries including India were legally invited to help rebuild the country, work in key industries, and fill essential roles.
Many Indians came because the UK asked them to. And now they run the NHS 😅
Movement between former colonies and coloniser countries is a direct legacy of the Empire
When Britain built an empire spanning continents, it created:
Economic, cultural, and administrative links
Migration routes
English education systems
These historical connections are the reason migration between India and the UK is so common.
The empire flowed one way; migration flows back the other way now. That’s simply how history works.
Indians contribute significantly to the UK
Indian-origin communities in the UK are among the:
Highest tax contributors
Most educated groups
Most represented in medicine, engineering, science, and business
Complaining about their presence ignores the fact that they:
Support the economy
Staff essential services
Add cultural, scientific, and economic value
Britain ruled India for 200 years, extracted wealth, reshaped its society, and drew from its resources, including its people.
Today’s Indian migration is a tiny, peaceful, mutually beneficial consequence of those historical ties.
It’s not about blame; it’s about understanding that history created the modern world we all share.
Namaskaram🙏 Gr8 suggestion! Gonna suggest it to the history and geography teachers in my school! Radiant blessings 2u🙏
Sorry not on our own we didn't you'll find Spain France Portugal had a hand in it
😂😂👏👏
@mevans6083If I ever saw a lame "excuse"..
Brilliant 😂🤣😂🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Although comedy, this is the sanest thing I have heard about immigration by an American
You mean a south african who immigrated to America
Trevor is South African
You r 100% right so the Brit started the immigration/ colonization and the british spread to America, canada, Australia, new zealand so on now the whole world want to follow them so better not complain about immigration/immigrants 😂
Started the colonization???? Lol
@ryandanngetich2524 Yes, there´s a huge amount of naivete or worse on here!
😂😂😂i thought we was done with colonisation
And yes, Brits should complain about it if it's counter productive to the uk
It's better for both immigrants and white people if brian drain from countries is limited.
Excellent 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The brilliant delivery of Mr. Noah, marvelous!
'Travel is the antidote to ignorance'. Oh my... BARZ!
Not always
Perfect analogy for Farage, Robinson and their ilk.
Simply superb!
This is fucking hilarious 😂, the best comedy has truth in it
Yes, but this one with a certain amount of artistic license to it. The East India Company was a large British company that started it (so, it was done indirectly not directly by the British crown or army at first); there would hardly have been a conversation in English between the first invaders & Indians would there, and that person would not have been the head of the British army; he likes to make skin colour jokes in there about the (white, pale) Europeans....
To say this is truth is stretching it a bit, which is perhaps why I didn't even crack a smile because it is kind of stupid. But then again trevor noah
@glenhoddle9Noah is an unfunny racist. Always has been.
@usx06240Trevor is woke brainwashed
Fantastic….👏 in India that’s called karma!😂
They colonized the word "Karma" too.
Sweet, Sweet, Caribbean and it's beautiful people ❤
Proud of you Cape Town. South Africa. 😂😂😂😅😅
Trevor you make us laugh but so much serious truth in all you say. We travelled the world for 25 years and so many different languages .. but then landed in China (this is 25 years ago) where both the spoken AND the script were unreadable! I sat down and cried in a new country for the first time!! Never forgotten the feeling though after 2 years there, loved the place.
This is one of his most thoughtful one! ❤
My boys at early adulthood have been to over 10 countries so far. I encourage travel
Most people you're asking to travel don't have the money to do that so be realistic, not everyone is privilege
Wonderful, I did same with my daughter & encouraged her friends to to the same, just travelling to different areas in the same Country can ne an eye opener & rewarding, keep it up, u don't have to be rich either, well done! ❤😇💫
This guy is Brilliant! Raw Talent! I was laughing at what use to make me sad 😂😅
😂😂 imagine him speaking exactly like indians 😂😂😂
Seek a psychiatrist and a proper history.Teacher
1:20 that is true
I mean it's not true because there are many cases of empires and kingdoms like the Ottoman empire, Roman Empire or kingdom of Benin which used force to expand their land size and in all cases bad weather wasn't a factor. It is still a funny joke though and I agree fighting immigration is hypocritical when most powerful and desirable countries to live in became powerful by stealing wealth/resources from others.
But that isn’t factually true.
Its crazy I just said this today😅 I moved to London from a former British Colony😅
Trevor Noah ..... love you❤️😀
South Africa misses you Trevor and that's where your road to fame started. You'll always be our star.
he left to go live with the white man
Very observant and a sharp mind
There is a massive difference. The British took with them the fruits of THEIR Industrial Revolution and THEIR democracy, and introduced them to those countries. As a result railways and other infrastructure were put in place, along with governmental institutions. And those countries hated us so much that nearly every single one is now in the Commonwealth, and nearly every single one remains a democracy!
So what has mass uncontrolled immigration brought back to the UK? Knife crime, gun crime, the industrial-scale r@pe of under-age girls, drug trafficking, people trafficking, money laundering. And much of this has come from people we never colonised in the first place, like Albania, Syria, Eritrea, Somalia, Congo, Algeria and Morocco.
Not even anywhere near George Carlin.
Only Trevor can really encapsulate What The British did Globally. He really gets it i love the way he uses Humour to tell the truth. You just cannot shy awat from it. British are culpable on so many levels.
You are clueless
@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511So are you by the looks of things. I'm not wasting my energy on your ignoramus brain of lack of should I say. Truth always hurts and always gets a defective ignorant response. Ah well.
🇹🇹 😅😅 Indo Trinidadian no less😅😅😅
Me too 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹❤️
Hi Trevor you are most eloquent with such intelligence. Very refreshing.
They came with bible in one and wine in the other hand ...and made them slaves
No, there were made slaves by other people.The British just bought them. Pay attention. Britain was the preeminent force behind eddie, a practice that has existed since prehistory,
@usx06240the British still treat us as slaves 😢
Before the British they were the slaves then ruling kings. The kings just sold them off. It was just that easy
Pedantic mode: It was actually the Romans who called Britain great, Britannia Major, as opposed to the smaller Britannia Minor, which is now called Brittany or Bretagne in France. Britons lived on both sides of The Channel. So, great in size, not in stature or power. Which is surprisingly often assumed to be the case, especially by Americans of course.
Excellent !!! Big big lessons with explosif humor!!!! Thank you ❤️
This guy delivered a powerful message to the world about immigration in this video: that we are all, in one way or another, immigrants moving from one place to another, which can also be interpreted as a reference to our entry into the world from the womb.
Spot on Trevor!
He is wrong.
He is wrong......
There is a massive difference. The British took with them the fruits of THEIR Industrial Revolution and THEIR democracy, and introduced them to those countries. As a result railways and other infrastructure were put in place, along with governmental institutions. And those countries hated us so much that nearly every single one is now in the Commonwealth, and nearly every single one remains a democracy!
So what has mass, uncontrolled, immigration brought back to the UK? Knife crime, gun crime, the industrial-scale r@pe of under-age girls, drug trafficking, people trafficking, money laundering. And much of this has come from people we never colonised in the first place, like Albania, Syria, Eritrea, Somalia, Congo, Algeria and Morocco.
He's 100% right he comes from Southern Africa where I am,the British caused a mayhem they killed,raped and did all sorts of bad things...so go learn your history brother
@el-jeffe9496Mostly B.S.Sure the British were not angels and in Empire building there is some violence but normally the British did FAR good in it's Empire than bad.......
Why was Trevor floating lmao
Absolutely correct! Never a truer word than that said in jest 😂
There is a massive difference. The British took with them the fruits of THEIR Industrial Revolution and THEIR democracy, and introduced them to those countries. As a result railways and other infrastructure were put in place, along with governmental institutions. And those countries hated us so much that nearly every single one is now in the Commonwealth, and nearly every single one remains a democracy!
So what has mass, uncontrolled, immigration brought back to the UK? Knife crime, gun crime, the industrial-scale r@pe of under-age girls, drug trafficking, people trafficking, money laundering. And much of this has come from people we never colonised in the first place, like Albania, Syria, Eritrea, Somalia, Congo, Algeria and Morocco.
Nice one educate the likes of Farage & his squad
Farage knows history a lot better than this idiot. He’s a comedian not a historian.
Farage is a fool 😂😂😂
Correct! It's pay back for empire.
Trevor Noah, excellent as always 😅
“You look like you’re playing hide and sick with the sun all your life”🤣🤣🤣🤣
That sounds pretty racist to me!
Racist but also, he isn’t funny.
Amazing, creative, absolutely humorous😂😂😂😂❤loved it
bloody brilliant
"Riding on your skinny cow" 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Brilliant!!
9:36 Well said
Very good.
This guy's a scream!!!!! Not in horror but in mirth!! Scotland😂😂😂😂
Too good!!!!😂
Brilliant 😅 A much needed antidote for the narrow minded anti immigration rhetoric.
Mass immigration is ridiculous. Just use your brain. Nobody has the right to enter any country just because they want to. And many coming have done terrible things. Just read the news. Ffs.
It is not now reminded to have a thoughtful Immigration process. In germany, muslims are parading through Christmas markets shouting. In london muslims are getting very stabby. East Asians have molested young girls.By the hundreds, only to have it covered up. The west is waking up.
This background is very strange. When he walks around he looks like he is walking up in the air.
AI is ruining everything like spyware😂
They tried to hide that they stole this video from somewhere else.
That’s because it’s AI
Ai got you mate 😂
Uncle Jimmy Ratcliffe - here here.
Flawless!
Good job Trevor
Troy the terrible of Trinidad had me in stitches
I went to Scotland too . I am a British born in London raised in Mauritius and when I visited my girlfriend's friends parents in Scotland it felt oddly weird like I was out of place like they didnt want me there . There was 1 or 2 Indian people and the rest were white . I still don't know what I am . Oh smoking shit . Scary experience. But had a lovely time there in reality . I had haggis . The Indian guy drove for hours . I just can't recall how I got back to London
Mate, you waffled
He is a waffle, making shit up at this point.
I agree with you Travor billion%. That's what were tought in the schools in middle east.
Ah yes, the Middle-East? The colonisers of Europe back in the day.
Isn't it Interesting that your former subjects do not want to go to you, but you guys can't keep away from Europe? 🤣
Please, stay home, we say. "Noooo! We love you Europeans so much. Take us back. We don't want to live in the countries we made ourselves. We'll be good. No more terror!"
The UK invited and encouraged immigration from former colonies.
After WWII, the UK faced labour shortages. Citizens of Commonwealth countries including India were legally invited to help rebuild the country, work in key industries, and fill essential roles.
Many Indians came because the UK asked them to. And now they run the NHS 😅
Movement between former colonies and coloniser countries is a direct legacy of the Empire
When Britain built an empire spanning continents, it created:
Economic, cultural, and administrative links
Migration routes
English education systems
These historical connections are the reason migration between India and the UK is so common.
The empire flowed one way; migration flows back the other way now. That’s simply how history works.
Indians contribute significantly to the UK
Indian-origin communities in the UK are among the:
Highest tax contributors
Most educated groups
Most represented in medicine, engineering, science, and business
Complaining about their presence ignores the fact that they:
Support the economy
Staff essential services
Add cultural, scientific, and economic value
Britain ruled India for 200 years, extracted wealth, reshaped its society, and drew from its resources, including its people.
Today’s Indian migration is a tiny, peaceful, mutually beneficial consequence of those historical ties.
It’s not about blame; it’s about understanding that history created the modern world we all share.
And yet the middle east loves when they colonized people
There is a massive difference. The British took with them the fruits of THEIR Industrial Revolution and THEIR democracy, and introduced them to those countries. As a result railways and other infrastructure were put in place, along with governmental institutions. And those countries hated us so much that nearly every single one is now in the Commonwealth, and nearly every single one remains a democracy!
So what has mass uncontrolled immigration brought back to the UK? Knife crime, gun crime, the industrial-scale r@pe of under-age girls, drug trafficking, people trafficking, money laundering. And much of this has come from people we never colonised in the first place, like Albania, Syria, Eritrea, Somalia, Congo, Algeria and Morocco.
@LET-ME-EDUCATE-YOUAnd it isn't just about Indians in UK. There were several proxy immigration too as Indians were sent throughout the Empire to help the British run it, from the Carribbean to Suriname, Guyana to Uganda, Kenya and SA to Mauritius to Singapore, Fiji, HK. Millions of Indians exported as coolies or clerks.
Well said.
Thank you for saying it louder. 🎉
THIS!!!! ☝🏾
Scotland is one of my favorite places...Scots are good people
An African nurse was murdered in Scotland in front of her child. Her crime she is black.
Its very applauded and beautiful to see things like this. Well done .
It leaves painful memories, I witnessed, to how people were treated as subspecies and whipped to obey, you were not allowed to share the same train cabins with white counterparts? Who lived in the same country ? It was colonization no doubt, Those are the next generation children who are now the high tech giants with their brains globally recognised.
I'd be more worried about the rape on the train if I lived in India than something that happened almost a hundred years ago. Only a small subset of Indians that come to this country are the ones that are notable in their fields. The vast majority are pounding recycled metal in sandals and raping women on buses.
Who did you see whipped
😂😂
Some of them are sure.
But then again, that barely supports the argument in favour of mass immigration. If anything it proves that selective talent driven immigration is only needed.
Great comedy! Every British xenophobic British should see this❤
There is a massive difference. The British took with them the fruits of THEIR Industrial Revolution and THEIR democracy, and introduced them to those countries. As a result railways and other infrastructure were put in place, along with governmental institutions. And those countries hated us so much that nearly every single one is now in the Commonwealth, and nearly every single one remains a democracy!
So what has mass uncontrolled immigration brought back to the UK? Knife crime, gun crime, the industrial-scale r@pe of under-age girls, drug trafficking, people trafficking, money laundering. And much of this has come from people we never colonised in the first place, like Albania, Syria, Eritrea, Somalia, Congo, Algeria and Morocco.
Sadly, it's usually the people needing this the least will seek it out, not the ones still in denial! 😇
"I dont know, Ive never tried" 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Trevor I love u so much ❤❤❤
Love Love LOVE Noah... Makes me laugh every time🤣😂🤣😂
True.