@@kean8994 That’s a fine strategy. Overwhelming the bloons with a lot of force in one area is very valuable, and and can even be essential with towers such as Bloon Crush.
@@mariasosa2330 but bomb shooters can't pop camo leads and neither can ninja, you can't combine the powers of 2 different towers, and t0 monkeys can definitely pop moabs
Actually the bottom path village is very useful as the first 2 upgrades give you discount for towers and all upgrades tier 3 and lower third upgrade give monkeys about 60% more money per pop, upgrade 4 give free darts monkeys and gives farms, and other money making towers extra money earned, and fifth upgrade is a just a really good banana farm
@@stragglypie1038 i do not mean to hate on tewtiy as i really think his content is entertaining, but he discovered that pierce is bloons popped per projectiles and not layers per projectile just 2 weeks ago, and yet makes a video about noobs. ironic
And I don't think he realises that going for a 002 village, upgrading that tower then selling the village actually GIVES you money and you don't lose anything
@@Abdelrahman_Ahmed1 Yeah, plus you can always get the upper path later for the extra attack speed, then use 023 wizard, 023 signal flare, or Etienne to take care of camo. Some noobs think that villages are the only viable way to deal with camos.
The bottom path for the village is actually so good it makes everything cheaper and it collects all of your banana farms free to make more banana farms
you forget about tutorial that explains most of this things and even new Players places sniper in normal spots as well as the other towers and in ninja monkey description is said that ninja can pop camo
The biggest thing a noob can do is not sacrificing towers when getting super monkey top path or sacrificing other people towers but they still don’t add up cause it’s not expensive enough
Nooby thing: putting your farmer away from a farm Nooby thing: thinking your farmer is a tower and placing it near the track Nooby thing: thinking the sword in the stone comes out in one tap
I think the noobiest thing someone can do is sloppy placement, it’s really sad how often I see this happen Take some time, position your towers neck to neck (I’m referring to farms, helis, planes, villages) it saves a lot more space than you’d think! Also, yes, I was a MEGA noob back in my earliest expirences with Bloons td5 (it was a long time ago) At first I didn’t know how to start the round, so I just kinda sat their confused until my friend showed me After that, I didn’t know how to upgrade, so yeah, another friend showed me how to do that I’ve come a long way :)
4:40 that was me when i first got bloons until my friend came and saw me dying on round 60 because I thought when you buy the upgrades with xp it automatically upgrades the monkeys for you for free
5:34 i use the t2 of the bottom path of the village bc it makes towers cheaper till they get t3, meaning that if the t3 i want is very expensive (an example: solar avatar) i use it so i dont have to get that much money, also the t5 of the bottom path is good when you have alot of banana farms on its radius.
If you want more money I suggest you spam 0-2-3 buccaneers assuming there's water on the map, they give you a good boost of money for early and late game rounds, with enough of them I got the sun avatar in less than 6 rounds with only 1400 money. Although your strategy works very well.
P3: *places down alchemist next to some really good towers to alch-buff* You: YES! Player 3 finally has positive iq P3: * gets faster throwing and stronger potions and doesn’t upgrade past that
Something else nooby is putting down a sniper right next to the track thinking it’s like the tack shooter and then get really confused because he is shooting bloons from so far away and then look up snipers on RUclips but then become too lazy to watch a video so you ask a friend that plays bloons and he tells you. *havent done that before*
5:01The strongest T1 tower is clearly the super monkey because I tested all the towers against The evil Bloons and the super monkey can pop the most types of balloons and that’s why it’s the most expensive tower in the game.
A vety nooby thing to do is not knowing that the bottom path gives a discount on your towers and the forth teor for the bottom path give u a free dart monkey each round
There are like, 3 things that noobs actually do in this list. Wanna know things that noobs actually do? Not using alch buff, not using glue storm, super brittle or cripple moab in boss events (which tewtiy litterally does LMAOOO) collecting banks when it has 1k or under. Theres alot more ik but im bored lol
Tewity : I’m the biggest noob
Player 3 : there’s only one king
true
Omg i found him THE MEME LORD
@@Skedaddling. lol
You should have said
Tewity: I’m the biggest noob
Player 3: Hold my beer
But this is still funny
A nooby thing is when you place a tack tower in a one line map
Unless you're saving up for a super maelstrom on workshop Easy to deal with the moab
it is placing it in front of the start, while almost the entire map are circles, except for the start
@@poketribot is this a noob?
Poketri Bot ?
Viny - he is right super maelstrom is absolutely worth it even on a straight line
Tewtiy: I wanna be noob
Also Tewtiy: is level 104
104 is noob lvl
I’m 105 lol
He’s still crap at the game
kylekara0809 He’s probably better than you so shut up
dont pay attention to levels. pay attention to black chimps medals
Does it count if I was saving up my achievements so that it would be satisfying when I collected it?
no
NO
no
no
Np
I remember when I was very young I would never place a banana farm or villages. I just didn’t see the good thing in them lmao
i always used shimmer monkeys lol
I usually didn't used to because they didn't attack
@Renelli Gwyneth Columbres i am the other way round
maybe i like chimps too much even if im not great at it
Same XD
I always thought the banana farm was a waste of space lol
Nooby thing: thinking sniper has tiny range. The tiny circle is its range
I think this is a nooby thing but my strategy is placing all the towers in one spot can anyone tell me this is a nooby thing
@@kean8994
That’s a fine strategy. Overwhelming the bloons with a lot of force in one area is very valuable, and and can even be essential with towers such as Bloon Crush.
@@kean8994 it is Nice against regen
Yeah on my first play trought i thought i have to upgrade it
I thought that was the case and I thought sniper was useless.
Alternative title: Tewtiy revealing his true noob form
True
True
@@DriftTDS bruh tewtiy is trash no hating but hes bad
@@ksjsjvsbsjsja2343 ok
Yes
Fun Fact: By spamming T0 towers, you can maximum get up to Round 59. Camo Lead Bloons are indestructable by any T0 tower.
@Nick Gaming he meant un upgraded
Bomb shooter can pop lead and Ninja Monkey can pop Camo. I'm pretty sure that only T0 Towers can't pop Moab-class bloons
@@mariasosa2330 but bomb shooters can't pop camo leads and neither can ninja, you can't combine the powers of 2 different towers, and t0 monkeys can definitely pop moabs
@@mariasosa2330 yeah well the bomb shooter cant hit it and the ninja cant hit lead if the bomb cat the ninja cant and yes moabs can get destroyed
Wrong u could pop camo Bloons with a 0 0 0 ninja and u can pop lead Bloons with a 0 0 0 bomb shooter
Tewtiy: what’s the best t1 tower
His brain is on vacation
Grim reaper
Nono, that’s a pretty good question…
@@misterymaster5678 debatable, truly
@@TotallynotNunuandJet not modded
Super or dartling
5:06 another very noob thing to do is thinking the gray circle around him is his range and placing him next to a path thinking his range is that small
Actually the bottom path village is very useful as the first 2 upgrades give you discount for towers and all upgrades tier 3 and lower third upgrade give monkeys about 60% more money per pop, upgrade 4 give free darts monkeys and gives farms, and other money making towers extra money earned, and fifth upgrade is a just a really good banana farm
But I don't think anyone will buy these bc most of the time,social play is 40 rounds and most people leave at Freeplay
My brain hurts badly after watching this
Do you know how to spell hurt
@@jaywebster624 r/whoosh
@@nife2682 your a meme
Yes just spelled it wrong
@@nife2682 i hate reddit
tewity when he first started playing bloons: noob tewity now: still noob
Atleast better than you oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I cringed so fucking hard reading both of these
@@stragglypie1038 i do not mean to hate on tewtiy as i really think his content is entertaining, but he discovered that pierce is bloons popped per projectiles and not layers per projectile just 2 weeks ago, and yet makes a video about noobs. ironic
10:18 is so funny 😂😂😂😂
Alternative Title: *Tewity saying Nooby for 11 minutes straight*
NoobyNoobyNoobyNoobyNoobyNoobyNoobyNoobyNooby
Newbie newbie newbie newbie newbie newbie newbie newbie newbienewbie newbie newbie newbie newbie newbie newbie newbie newbie newbie newbie newbie newbie newbie Newbie
Tewtiy : 10 pro things does pros do
Isab : pathitc am ahead of you 4 Pharrell multy dimensional universe's
GREAT COMMENT!!!
@@applememe8454 r u an alt or do you just concidentally have the word meme
is yes
5:30 “Going straight to the bottom path with a village is a nooby thing to do”
Me: I’m sorry what?
Yeah I don’t think he knows what bottom path does
And I don't think he realises that going for a 002 village, upgrading that tower then selling the village actually GIVES you money and you don't lose anything
@@Abdelrahman_Ahmed1 Yeah, plus you can always get the upper path later for the extra attack speed, then use 023 wizard, 023 signal flare, or Etienne to take care of camo. Some noobs think that villages are the only viable way to deal with camos.
Me too
Bottom path is amazing
Twity is a big noob
Don't plays
Tewity: Never put down a banana farm at the end
Me: laughs in free play
I thought the same thing
18:18 ” then we can get a village for our village”. Oh my god he is a genius
It actually increases the village’s range... pretty smart...
Uhh this video is 11 minutes long
10:18 he means
@@bhavbot6819 exactly the point
The bottom path for the village is actually so good it makes everything cheaper and it collects all of your banana farms free to make more banana farms
3:30 wow there's a monkey money tower now!
...
How do you unlock that tower!???! I need it!
@@Beans_are_nice I'm not really sure, Tewtiy must know something that we don't!
@@smallw2003 yeah
Dart Shooter!
Monkey Money Tower: gives a bit of monkey money per round
The real noobiest thing is ninja kiwi adding more Quincy skins every update.
Tewtiy:And I’ve played A LOT of bloons
Me:GOOD FOF YOU
Tewity: doing bottom path is a nooby thing
Me: it can take your banana farms up and you still get profit to make space
The spike factory near the beginning isn’t to bad with Moab shredder
I love that he ends up collecting all the bananas anyways
Me doing everything he said I’m not a noob right
If it’s all the noob stuff then you are a noob
Lylah Walker oh
@@Ortiz124 Discount villages are good
AwesomeFreezer LMFAO🤣😂
@@Ortiz124 Dude, a 15 percent boost to all towers in its range is amazing, and its pretty much required if you're getting a sun avatar in hard modes.
you forget about tutorial that explains most of this things
and even new Players places
sniper in normal spots as well as the other towers and in ninja monkey description is said that ninja can pop
camo
Exactly
Snipers are a viable tower that can solo easy mode on most tracks, plus they have a lot of firerate nowadays
@@trickygamer555 "it can solo easy mode" is the most ridiculous argument for a tower being good.
That just makes the, extra nooby
The biggest thing a noob can do is not sacrificing towers when getting super monkey top path or sacrificing other people towers but they still don’t add up cause it’s not expensive enough
i have never needed a btd tutorial even when i first started with btd3
NO THE BIGGEST NOOB THING IS USING 1 FARMER FOR EVERY FARM SO IF YOU HAVE TWO FARMS HAVING TWO FARMERS TO FARM BOTH LMFAO
At first I thought the monkey village will summon monkeys Xd
It does though.
@@chevrolet-poitiers9507 it doesn’t
@@_josxii monkey city gives you a free monkey
@@chevrolet-poitiers9507 oh I thought you meant no upgrades xD
HE USED ONE OF MY IDEAS FROM HIS COMMENT
He did, are you sure?
He used mine too:D
What was it???
Ethan Schmidt yay
His comment?
Nooby thing: putting your farmer away from a farm
Nooby thing: thinking your farmer is a tower and placing it near the track
Nooby thing: thinking the sword in the stone comes out in one tap
An interesting challenge using one of these noob tactics is seeing how far you can get without upgrading any towers
HES 😂
I think the noobiest thing someone can do is sloppy placement, it’s really sad how often I see this happen
Take some time, position your towers neck to neck (I’m referring to farms, helis, planes, villages) it saves a lot more space than you’d think!
Also, yes, I was a MEGA noob back in my earliest expirences with Bloons td5 (it was a long time ago)
At first I didn’t know how to start the round, so I just kinda sat their confused until my friend showed me
After that, I didn’t know how to upgrade, so yeah, another friend showed me how to do that
I’ve come a long way :)
This makes me so mad because it wastes so much space which could be the difference between win or loss
@@pessskychaos4874 especially in scenarios like chimps or lych as you aren’t able to sell
Same
The most noobiest thing is put just ONE dart monkey in a one line map
If u don't get top path
Crossbow has good Pierce
W8 tewtiys lvl 104 dang i thought he was like a lvl 78 or something lol
???
Lvl
???
I mean his lvl
Dab Masterdab21 u should probably edit it so people know its lvl
4:40 that was me when i first got bloons until my friend came and saw me dying on round 60 because I thought when you buy the upgrades with xp it automatically upgrades the monkeys for you for free
I love player 3! he freaken aimed the moarter at your sniper XD
ironic
5:34 i use the t2 of the bottom path of the village bc it makes towers cheaper till they get t3, meaning that if the t3 i want is very expensive (an example: solar avatar) i use it so i dont have to get that much money, also the t5 of the bottom path is good when you have alot of banana farms on its radius.
And free dart monkeys
@@chevrolet-poitiers9507 dart monke op
What is a solar avatar?????
@@hoqueshahidul8772 3-0-0 super monkey
If you want more money I suggest you spam 0-2-3 buccaneers assuming there's water on the map, they give you a good boost of money for early and late game rounds, with enough of them I got the sun avatar in less than 6 rounds with only 1400 money.
Although your strategy works very well.
Also why do you call the alchemist "brewmaster" kinda weird dude
@Arlito the Burrito ur the only clown here, how is a question about what someone calls an alchemist sarcastic
@Ggamingsnipergg . S H U T U P 3 Y E A R O L D
@Ggamingsnipergg . says the tewity fan
Yeah brewmaster is just really weird to say when it is clearly called an alchemist
@@dastick9767 also big respects for watching Wallace and Gromit
A nooby thing to do is sacrifice a vengeful sun god temple with a sun temple XD
Tewity: you can’t defeat me
All the other noobs: oh I know, but he can
Player 3: ...
Clicked on this to see if I’m a noob
rock same
Rock r u tho
And i found out tewity is a noob
.-.
Click this thing if im a pro
Imagine using banana Farmer to beat a round *just kidding*
I’m so fancy, I need a village for my village.
I need a homeland defense for my village
I need a super stimulant for my super stimulant
@@heavydoesfunny and i need 0-0-4 village for my 0-2-2 banana farm
P3: *places down alchemist next to some really good towers to alch-buff*
You: YES! Player 3 finally has positive iq
P3: * gets faster throwing and stronger potions and doesn’t upgrade past that
Tewity: getting banan salvage is so lazy and bad!
Also Tewity: *ITS BANAN FARMER TIME*
Wanna know a big mistake?
Upgrade a sniper into supply drop in chimps mode
I did that a year ago :(
You can't make money on chimps mode, so supply drop sniper is usseless
Dimas tafano M - yeah I noticed lol
Good point, but x-4-x snipers are actually mediocre
It’s not t1 it’s t 0 bruh
T1 is when u upgrade it once
Tewity is a noob confirmed
@@Matthew-ib2xt I mean he got a 052 glue gunner and said the bottom path village is bad so its obvious hes a noob
AwesomeFreezer He’s probably better than you so shut up
@@vArmistice hi I don't know what I'm doing
@@Matthew-ib2xt hi dumb dumb
Some of these “noob” mistakes are just idiot mistakes
Noobs are idiots.
objection, noobs are simply players who are new to the game and not yet have a great understanding of the game. idiots are just idiots.
@@tinodethuong true
@@williamlevison9966 Noobs can be quick learners, or look up strategies as they start. It's not fair to call them all idiots just because they are new
@Ruvyzvat Maybe I am.
Tewity: i‘m the biggest noob
Player 2: No i ask player 1
Player 1: Here a Good Super monkey
Player 3: Hehe Alchemist no Tier goes brrrr
You really clowning on central market when you admit that banana farmers are you biggest expense lmao
Something else nooby is putting down a sniper right next to the track thinking it’s like the tack shooter and then get really confused because he is shooting bloons from so far away and then look up snipers on RUclips but then become too lazy to watch a video so you ask a friend that plays bloons and he tells you.
*havent done that before*
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Most of these mistakes aren’t realistic at all. That is just people being idiots.
Yea
Noobs are idiots though
Dont roast new players
I'm running the chat
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A nooby thing is when you stop going meta and later forgetting what's meta
Alternative title:Things only Tewity does
3:28 "or a ninja monkey or a monkey money" -Tewtiy
Tewity: Spamming T1s is bad
*Sad Deflation XP grinding noises*
I seriously didn't even know it was possible to be a noob at BTD6. Even I can play it fairly well!
I'm pretty new to btd6, and this video has taught me many things .
very late but 75% of the info is false
Noobiest thing ever:
*believing Quincy when he says nothing gets past his bow*
You Ment Using Quincy At ALL
The noobiest thing is not subscribing to tewty
I have a idea.
Tewtiy: remember dont get monkey banks at the end of the round.
Me:laughs after doing it
A nooby thing is getting a temple without sacrifices
I don't think noobs can even raise enough money for the temple haha
So true
5:01The strongest T1 tower is clearly the super monkey because I tested all the towers against The evil Bloons and the super monkey can pop the most types of balloons and that’s why it’s the most expensive tower in the game.
No camo, no lead, not good for early game, low tier sucks
@@RandomInternetIdot he said most (still can't pop camo, lead and purple)
@@RandomInternetIdotYou need to read this comment properly before replying.
Heli pilot is also a good T1
One of the most noobiest things in the world of bloons is trying to place something on the track
Tewtiy : good thing I’m not a noob
Me : are you sure about that
Tewty:im the biggest nooooooob
Player 3:HOLD MY VOOOOOODKAAAAAA
Tewtiy: "So, they avoid you know putting down any small type of towers just like a normal Dart Shooter or a Ninja Monkey or a Monkey Money."
2:41
Banana farmers: am I a joke to u?
at first I didnt use camo detection on villages, but I only used ninjas
3:28 hm yes my favourite tower dart shooter
A vety nooby thing to do is not knowing that the bottom path gives a discount on your towers and the forth teor for the bottom path give u a free dart monkey each round
The noobiest thing is if you get enough money for a true sun god but you put it in the corner of the map
a newbie thing is to buy 3 on the top at the banana farm and then buy 2 on the buttom cuz its useless cuz its just makes it easier to collect banks
5:00
I personally think either the dartling gunner or the wizard
The most nooby thing to me is to get ultra vision on your super monkey and then place a village right next to it XD
Noobs who make those mistakes: "You dare question my power?!"
3:55 funny how you did a coop part at the end, but you're banned from coop and races (leaf near the settings button)
Ah, yes. The time we all thought that monkeyopolis was bad.
One newbie thing to be is to be FLAGGGED ON BTD6
tewity: bottom path on village sucks. banana farm: am I a joke to you
8:58 did anyone else notice my mans player two is using hacks not just the banana farmer attacking
9:14 my mans got two adoras
The most noobest thing you can do in Bloons TD 6 is play as tewtiy
Camo led bloons show up
Noob:Remembers that he has a bomb shooter but forgets that he doesn't have camo detection
alternate title:tewtiy just playing how he plays normally
Oh hey, a video from tewity, I hope it won't ruin my day! Haha. Wait no. You cant do that with- no. No. No. NO. *physical agony*
A nooby thing is when you sell and re-buy a hero when it's like lev 10, thinking that the exp will stay.
A noob you thing is to get the vengeful sun god without the monkey knowledge and another noob thing is to get the true sun god with no sacrifices
A nooby thing to do is to sell a power as soon as you placed it not knowing you won't get it back
There are like, 3 things that noobs actually do in this list. Wanna know things that noobs actually do? Not using alch buff, not using glue storm, super brittle or cripple moab in boss events (which tewtiy litterally does LMAOOO) collecting banks when it has 1k or under. Theres alot more ik but im bored lol
0:57 i some times accdident miss play it so i just restart
does it count if i get the banna farm but i know im going into freeplay
Tewtiy: They avoid playing stuff like a dart shooter, a Ninja monkey, a monkey money.
Me: Wait...... When did ninja kiwi make monkey money a tower?
The noobiest thing is when you put a tower on the other side of the map
Ah yes, the best tower,
M O N K E Y M O N E Y
The noobiest thing to say in BTD6 is say: "Ezili is the BEST hero!"
Or just placing Sauda in the center of Balence a d thinking you can go to round like, 999 idk