Auth: I need to just deal with that idiot real quick Me: A-alright *As Auth faces the summoner(Love you Siren!) Me: *Mouths* Oooooooo you in troublllllllllle
Him: "I don't generate body heat" Me, a nerd: So technically that means your body temperature is 0 degrees Kelvin and HOW TF IS MY HAND NOT FROZEN OFF!?!?!?!?
Or, similar to the plant rather than leech comparison, the demon could be saying that in a way that's similar to a chair or stuffed animal, things that also do not generate body heat.
I’m a simple person, I see siren son asmr, I click “My little human” I- Lyra? Also as a pagan witch, I’m slightly offended by the assumption that I know nothing of demons and gods Wait if he can’t bleed, then I’m assuming it’s not a far off assumption to assume he can’t piss, so... my question is.. can he... ya know- 💦 (I’m so sorry, I just don’t want to be the only person thinking about this)
I hate that you made me think about it, but he do imply he could bleed for convenience’s sake, so probably he could but the biological implications would only exist if he wanted them too.
Him: *yellin at the bitch* Me: ok they probably thought demons are evil af so lets just- Him: and you know demons aren't that bad, or atleast the morjority aren't, and gods aren't that good either Me, who is into witchcraft and mythology: ... YES!! THANK YOU!! FINALLY!!
Same. I'm slowly (but surely) learning about mythology, different gods/goddess, demons, and other things. I love learning about the lore/different tales, what said deity was/is like, and many other things (mostly by listening to others, but I will read if I have the mental capacity for it).
@Melody Young do whatever you feel like will help you learn and take your time!! There is many to learn about so don't feel a need to rush anything, and take breaks if you need it! I hope you have a fun time learning about them ^^
@@neo_meo8610 I am. It slowly changes my perspective on not only what I was taught when I was younger (which I like), but on how I view everything in a whole (people, my surroundings, even myself). And I find out the more I learn, the more I'm able to discover and unlock.
Aw man, I wish we could get a part 2 of this, but I know that Siren's Son ASMR might already have enough on their plate...😅 (I've listened to lots of their videos, and have read some of their community) posts 😅
Love how the demon is like *You good?* *Hold on I gotta kill this bish rq* 2 second later *Alright lets go home!* Me 😐, "I don't got a problem with that"
![ASMR | Angel "Saves you" from your Demon Roommate [MM4F] [AngelxHumanxDemon] [Strangers to More]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fCUrJaVUOZs/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[M4A] Oblivious Cultist Tries to Sacrifice You to Yourself [Deity Listener] [Deception] [Fantasy]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fCBsnBYspxk/mqdefault.jpg)
![Cuddled by a Caring Eldritch Horror [M4A] [Comfort] [Sleep Aid] [TW: Injured Listener]](/img/1.gif)
What do you think is going to happen next? Comment below ❤️
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We show him around a modern home and he tells us about the past?
A caretaking demon? Yes, pleeease 😁
Doesn’t matter to me because i’M A MASOCHIST /J
I just want cuddles from our demon boi
I fucking die
I just imagine this man at the beginning give me up as a sacrifice like King Julian did with Melman ( the giraffe) to the volcano in Madagascar
PLSSS 😭
The 2 movie was so funny
@@pameladean119 I Know Right
This made me laugh more than needed
"the gods aren't all good people either."
*Cough* Zeus *cough*
THATS LITERALLY EXACTLY WGAT I THOUGHT (mythology nerd at its best)
Fuck zeus bro. (I’m kidding. Don’t. That’s how most problems started)
YES
Odin
More than just him buddy (especially in Greek mythology).
💙💙💙💙
Yo dude, great job giving me nightmares!
Great job
@@Valeriefesben lmao
Great job siren
Imma be honest with you good sir, the thing about “dragon” had me thinking about Abul, and of course the demon man who stole my house -_-
I wouldn't be surprised if siren put a moon bell in that spell..
HE WOULD XD
Boy is so addicted to them moon bells 😂😭😂😂😂
Maybe mixed in with the rose water, to add an extra magical kick to the spell
I am a spooky gal😊😁
Cucumber Approved
Out of curiosity, as there ever been an audio not Cucumber Approved?
@@KoruBlueFlame nope not as I have seen
@@KoruBlueFlame I saw one or two
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE! IT’S COOL!
Cucumber why are you everywhere
Auth: I need to just deal with that idiot real quick
Me: A-alright
*As Auth faces the summoner(Love you Siren!)
Me: *Mouths* Oooooooo you in troublllllllllle
i read this as i was at that part-
Him: "I don't generate body heat"
Me, a nerd: So technically that means your body temperature is 0 degrees Kelvin and HOW TF IS MY HAND NOT FROZEN OFF!?!?!?!?
I respect the point, I'll keep that in mind ;P
Or, similar to the plant rather than leech comparison, the demon could be saying that in a way that's similar to a chair or stuffed animal, things that also do not generate body heat.
Heat is everywhere, does your fucking pen generate body heat?
Shouldn't he be room temperature then?
NERD! (Affectionately) ❤😂
Him:are you hurt?
Me:“No”😊 OF COURSE I AM DO I LOOK OKAY I’M BRUISED
Him:I’ll fix you up in just a moment
Me:Okay 😃
Me: I'm nearly dead dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOST IT AT “MY DUDE.” 😂
Edit: I NEED A MAN LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE ❤️ 👏 NEEDED A PICK ME UP
YO, YOU AND SIREN DID SO WELL WITH THIS VIDEO!
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE-
Siren’s son: *looks at me* will you shut up?
Me: *legs shaking like crazy*
5 minutes into meeting him, and I'm already in love, he's so nice-
what a pair of excellent voices we have here!
Him: do you have any questions?
Me: are you single?
HAHAHAHA me too🤣🤣🤣
Siren really did just get yeeted to sea world lol
Home sweet home I guess? Lol
Oh my lord, Osen’s laugh is delightful. 💜💜💜
Yeah I simp
I AM HERE AT THE BREAK OF DAWN AND I SHALL ACCEPT THE MYTHICAL CUDDLES!!!!!!
*Survival Cuddles*
Yea
ITS ALMOST 2AM FOR ME, IM NOT TIRED BUT I SHALL RECIVE THE MIDNIGHT CUDDLES.
He sounds so smart it made me lose a braincell ;-;
"HAHAHAHAHA HAha ha h a hehe..."
Me: *muffled* Wow that laugh sure is something, only if I can punch you-
XDD
He may have tried to sacrifice us but I do hope he found some land.
Yo I- Siren basically said table salt or nah ?
I freaking love this Demon
Hearing siren cuss hits different I’m not used to it- 👁👄👁
Its been a year, and this is still the first audio i go to when I feel in need
I just came from West Haven part 3 and now I am here 'cause it's Siren's Son and I need a new story in between
I’m a simple person, I see siren son asmr, I click
“My little human” I- Lyra?
Also as a pagan witch, I’m slightly offended by the assumption that I know nothing of demons and gods
Wait if he can’t bleed, then I’m assuming it’s not a far off assumption to assume he can’t piss, so... my question is.. can he... ya know- 💦
(I’m so sorry, I just don’t want to be the only person thinking about this)
I hate that you made me think about it, but he do imply he could bleed for convenience’s sake, so probably he could but the biological implications would only exist if he wanted them too.
@@mythandmayhem1134 just “ah shit I’m bleeding,” “HOLY SHIT ARE YOU OK-“ **stops bleeding**” “… wtf?” “DIDNT feel like it bud.” “WHAT?”
@@fangirltmurphy9998
EXACTLY!
“Oh my god. Why the fuck to you have someone tied up?!”
*a full ass wendigo munching on bones* oh yeah can you help me?
Wendigos are crazy😂😂
Nah bc if I were in this situation I’d be laughing my ass of man- LIKE WHEN SIRENS SON WAS RECITING THE THING I WAS GIGGLING THE WHOLE TIME
“Summoning for dummies.” 😂😂😂
I died at that sentence 🤣 ,,I wrote that book as a joke." I can't.
The second you said first realm I said “wait that’s the one with all of the water, Right?” 😂
Ay yo the first realm is the water level
Memes aside that was awesome, keep up the great work!
I don't know why, but when he was describing it I thought of Subnautica for some reason. 😂😂😂
@@melodyyoung1996 haha funny red ocean monster go *distant roar*
Love that game tho
This was so different, I really enjoyed listening and look forward to more
BRO I KEPT DOING THE THING 💅✨ EVERY TIME OSEN TALKED TO ME HELP AHJSHDJE
Squeals when I hear sirens son*
Omg siren helped you with too! both of your vices are amazing and I love sirens vids
Incredible audio, you are underrated! Keep up the brilliant work.
Okay this video is perfection in so many ways
Him: *yellin at the bitch*
Me: ok they probably thought demons are evil af so lets just-
Him: and you know demons aren't that bad, or atleast the morjority aren't, and gods aren't that good either
Me, who is into witchcraft and mythology: ... YES!! THANK YOU!! FINALLY!!
Same. I'm slowly (but surely) learning about mythology, different gods/goddess, demons, and other things. I love learning about the lore/different tales, what said deity was/is like, and many other things (mostly by listening to others, but I will read if I have the mental capacity for it).
@Melody Young do whatever you feel like will help you learn and take your time!! There is many to learn about so don't feel a need to rush anything, and take breaks if you need it! I hope you have a fun time learning about them ^^
@@neo_meo8610 I am. It slowly changes my perspective on not only what I was taught when I was younger (which I like), but on how I view everything in a whole (people, my surroundings, even myself). And I find out the more I learn, the more I'm able to discover and unlock.
I AM TOOOOOOO I LOVE MYTHOLOGY AND ZEUS IS A DICKHEAD
Yay new upload 😁
Once I heard rainbow, I did not care about life or death? XD
Audio starts and he starts talking all creepy like.
Me : I feel unsafe.
Me:I'm Here For You!
idc if he’s trying to sacrifice me i love you siren 😙
The entire time I cannot stop laughing and making smart ass comments but I do love this
Yoooo this was so good 😊
Aw man, I wish we could get a part 2 of this, but I know that Siren's Son ASMR might already have enough on their plate...😅 (I've listened to lots of their videos, and have read some of their community) posts 😅
Amazing as always auth!
I found another great voice actor! I'll check out your other audios right after!
I love your asmr
YOU AND SIREN YES THIS US AWESOME
This was so fun! 🎇😍
Can’t even take a peaceful walk in the forest without getting kidnapped by some loony toon smh 😒
Oh shit he was pissed at the fact that we were kidnapped
My only thought when reading the title: WHAT!?
"hhHH CAN YOU SHUT UP?"
Me, singing Never Gonna Give You Up at the top of my fucking lungs: :D
Me:You Go Girl/Dude! :D
I was like "go bad bitch go bad bitch" 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Demon:ripping the dumbass
Me: giggling and twirling my hair
I hope there will be more of this story 💀💜💀
Can you do a part 2 pls! Also great video :D.
"You'll maybe make it out alive"
That would be beneficial for you else I am going to haunt you and drive you crazy to the last second
So cool!💜⭐
I need a part 2 :3
Comon dont lie we all treid not to laugh when the demon argued with him 😂😂😂😂😂
Part 2 pls
Mermaids are real 🙀
Alright! We're going to an Olive Garden! I shall introduce you to the slice of life known as unlimited bread sticks!
Him laughing like a nutjob is both funny and concerning
cultist guy: stop trying to shout for help
me, incoherent through the gag: i'm just trying to piss you off honestly
Love how the demon is like
*You good?*
*Hold on I gotta kill this bish rq*
2 second later
*Alright lets go home!*
Me 😐, "I don't got a problem with that"
This is so good!
It's the evil laugh for me 🤣🤣
Please part 2.
Bro got sent to Subnautica 💀
I loved the video ❤❤❤❤
I'm the only one who wants more of it?
Yay siren 😊
sir that kidnapped me ,this feels racially motived
Im still sad that he quit :(
❤️❤️❤️
Someone should turn this into an anime
Defitnely. I would probably watch it nonstop
@@Natures_Soul_Dancer Yea Same
@@sakuratree8816 🤝
Unless I'm mistaken, I hear music from the snowy route from Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum!
17:02 I have a name
Me: thinks of killian and simps😍
Why do i kinda feel bad for the guy who wanted to sacrifice us tho
Short noises
Does your fake body make the heartbeat sound?
That's a fake laugh.
I’m spiritual so I understand all of the ingredients for the ritual 😅😂