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Life tip: don’t go into the same movie theater as him
He ll comment every actions going on lmao
OH MY GOD THAT GUY IS KILLING THAT OTHER GUY! I DID NOT EXCPECT THIS AT ALL!
Watch out that’s garret the goat jobless he’s acting
*THE CAR IS MOVING*
*HOLY SHOOT THE GUY GOT OUT OF BED :0*
This dude looks like he watches 5 minute crafts on bing every day at 4 in the morning
dude sounds like he snorted crack before this vid
That insult was brutal
@@ballpointpen7728 IKRRR
@@ballpointpen7728 you don't snort Crack. You smoke Crack. You snort cocaine. Crack is made from cooking powdered cocaine with baking soda and condensing it into hard rocks.
@@Platymapuss which he then snorts because he's that dense.
People: *Making fake foods for the ads*
Him: YOU CANT EAT THAT
yeah, he just seems doesn't understand what is going through or probably he just make it like that on purpose
He is on a technical level right. You indeed CANNOT eat that stuff unless you are willing to go to the hospital or die a painful death. Wonderful!
He is a smart ass tho
@@Gencay.S You have to be smart to be a smart ass. He’s more of confused idiot whom, he think he is a genius.
@@Xavier28200 It was probably sarcasm
I’m so glad he is telling us what’s happening on screen because I definitely couldn’t tell
"blind people"
@@unknowncommenter446 I hope your trolling or being sarcastic 😭
@@dxov1597 its probably for younger audiences
@@ToastyDuude the way he talking is for younger audiences
I ruined the 666 likes :)
hes the type of guy to say “stay positive” to STD victims.
Lmfao
Lol ...this is new😂😂
Ok this one is actually funny
Or COVID
Hahaha not funny
This dude looks like he sits at his desk and watches 5 minute crafts until the sun comes up and reacts this way the whole time while his date sits on his bed in agony
What date lol
@@Shanigasplooge fr
This is too specific
Bold of you to assume that anyone's ever gonna be on his bed
Why you gotta be so mean to joblessgarrett :(
“you don’t gotta make it so pretty OH THATS SO PRETTY”
this man is a golden retriever
That is the most accurate thing i have ever heard this man be described by, his reactions are just excitedly narrating whats happening while being enlightened by such fascinating knowledge
Thank you fellow ace for the revelation, it all makes sense now
Don’t diss golden retrievers like that 🙄
No
@@handsomepenguin.7659 yes
The accuracy 😂
"CaNdY sUsHi"
"HAHAHA"
"I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AT ALL"
😭😭😭
Lol
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
"how much exaggeration and dramatics do you want?"
this guy: *yes*
100th like
101th like😌
349th like
How unoriginal do you want to be?
“Yes”
I’ve seen this everywhere it’s not funny anymore I don’t understand how people get so many likes out of copying a comment and changing it up a bit 🗿
More like,
YEESSSS!!!!
“Why you gotta make it so pretty?”
“ITS SO PRETTY”
Tf u hav a stroke?
He can’t say it looks pretty without getting hate omfg get a life
@@hmmmyes1626 you mean I should get a life like you? Nah
@@boisnak he didnt say you have to get a life like him tho :^
@@shut5517 fr like get smart 🤓
@@LuvAnastaisa19 🤭🤓👍
He's the type of guy who will find it surprising that his birthday is the same day he was born
i love all of these comments hahahaha
That's litterly how he acts LOL
No.
@@beana9851 these comments of “he’s the kind of guy” are so unfunny ong
Shut up these comments are so annoying
Imagine this guy's reaction when he find out we breath oxygen
*inhales* “NO WAY”
Komedy
Espically when he finds out that we breathe two combined oxygen instead of just O
"Omg, i didnt expect this at all"
Shut up
"You can't eat that!" You cracked the case, sherlock.
Bro 😂
😂😂😂
Stfu I’m tired of seeing these comments
@@goatbeans1121 then don't open the comments section
No shit, Sherlock
This is the reason why us kids should study hard we dont want to end up like ahem you know
Rich?
Eh....
Unfortunately this is the direction our generation is headed. I still have hope. For some of us anyway....
Okay what I see is personality, what till y’all get older y’all would understand what fun really is lil nerds.
@Yisha. It’a literally a video. I doubt he’s like that in real life.
@Yisha. Just like Matpat
“We’ve got a marshmallow with…a piece of sugar?” he really dissed that candy so hard 😔
@@toxic8129 no its a sugar strip or whatever you wanna call it
@@toxic8129 You just physically hurt me
IM WHEEZING LMAOOOOOO
I know it's a type of airhead
It’s called sour belt 🤦🏽♂️ y’all disappoint me
"You can't eat this!"
Well no shit Sherlock
Ikr lol
God: how obnoxious do you wanna be?
This dude: yes
God: how obnoxious do you wanna be?
This dude: 2nd grade
leave him be
@@hannalowercase5928 no
@@VMTDesign why? he's just doing his thing, he gets so many hate comments it's just sad honestly. if u think he's cringe then why even waste ur time watching him, none of y'all make any sense anymore lol.
I have been learning english for four years and this is the first time "obnoxious" comes by. I like it.
"Candy sushi?!" *maniacal laughter*
He's secretly an eldritch god, and seeing candy sushi was all he needed to break out of his human form and bring on the end of reality.
@@D_1_O 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m actually done rn I literally thought of this exact same comment
Maniacal laughter. Gets me . Ahahhahh
@@D_1_O LMFAO RN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
he’s the type of guy who gets surprised when his friend comes over after his friend told him they were coming over
Lmao this
Absolutely!
Hell I’d be surprised too
He's being so picky the videos dosent matter
:0 No way you guys came over!
“I can’t eat this”
That’s the point
He's the type of guy who would keep sugar under his pillow to get sweet dreams
Lol that’s a good one
Nice one
Shit and bad and overused
@@tophatcat1173 nah, it’s a bit more like ur mom
HAHAHAHA
This guy sounds personally offended when he sees glue
I know
Reminds me of "davinky?"
@@KingYoshiSurfer oh
"wait you can't eat this!!" Yeah no shit
😂
“You can’t eat this”
It’s glue of course you can’t
watch me
Childhood me: I'm in danger
Of course you can't eat that it it would ruin your organ function I'm pretty sure.
@@koujiomegawolf7779 if it's non-toxic then it's just harder to digest, like eating paper.
Hold my beer
'CanDY sUShIIIII' SOOO FUNNY HAHAHA🤣
“You can’t eat this?!“
Yes you can, it’s just not recommended
SHUT UP YOU TWA- wait
Forbidden icecream
🤣🤣🤣
Actually no you cannot eat glue
@@yaboinxtdoor that’s never stopped me
He’s the type of guy that gets surprised when pizza gets delivered to him after ordering pizza
You're the type of person that gets surprised when you fail in an exam even tho you didn't study at all
@@dr.pervezpathan5739 dang why you so mad???
@@dr.pervezpathan5739 l
Why everyone is hating him
Im serious
He's the kind of guy that plays tag with the sink because the water is running
this is so stupid, why are people liking this
😂
🤣🤣☠️
Leave Garrett alone
Underated
That's so good! Haha
“GLUE”! Lmao 🤣
Just because of that laugh I think he has someone locked up in his basement
You fucking betcha
Same like sir are u okay
i think he’s the one locked in the basement
He's the reason why anime characters have to shout their attack names before attacking
@@jisungissuperior9597 that just means “die” lol
"KEEEEEENNNNNYYYYAAAAA!!!"
One for all full cowling!
Rasengan 🤣
@@jisungissuperior9597 yh that's bcz he's attacking them with Intent, it's not an attack name, also shineii was popularised by jojo part 3
he’s the reason bleach says “do not drink”
I always thought I was. Good to know I’m not 😃🤞
Please don’t forget theres people behind the screen :)
@@Maliaxi 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Maliaxi we all know that bruh
hes the reason stepping stools have instructions
That's not even chocolate ice cream it's MASHED POTATOES 😂 had me
**laughs hysterically**
*akward silence*
“I did not expect this at all”
Lol😂
Well in my country usually they eat it..
@@step-sister1905 rifhdj
He's the type of guy to celebrate getting an a+ on his blood test. Thanks for the likes❤️
These jokes have gotten so old and pointless so fast that the telegram calls them grandma and grandpa already
@@leave3451 that joke was unfunny
You’re the type of guy to copy a joke off the internet
@@jayjyuri8796 cry about it
صص ةز
he's the type of guy who sleeps with a ruler beside so he can measure how long he slept
yeah that ones getting kinda repetitive now..
@@screencuisine7975 welp cant deny the fact that its still funny for some of us, besides we're just here throwing second hand jokes on how cringey of an adult he is
@@iSynxTV that’s fair
if I see this one more time-
You’re the type of guy to copy a popular comment for likes so you can feel funny
'cAnDy sUsHi !?' *Hysterically laughs*
I think his friends avoid watching movies with him lol
His friend will watch movies with him, why? Bcuz he made money from this video, and his friend probably just want the money from him
@@divrasyabros6150 😐
@@divrasyabros6150 I think you misunderstood the joke that was trying to be made here.
@@chicken2782 and i think you misunderstood my joke too, isn't it? Well should i explain my joke?
@@divrasyabros6150 That's not even a joke, but a shitty fact. Not all friends are like that tho, and i ain't saying his friends are like this
This is how Europeans imagine the average Americans.
Week that’s a new one
This is a lot to some of us Americans too
I think I can proudly say I would’ve been Russian if the America’s didn’t buy Alaska 😔✋🏾
Lmao
This is his y'all are lmao
Him: " We've got a marshmallow, melted with a piece of sugar"
Me: I believe that piece of sugar is called a sour belt, my kind sir 😅😅😅😅
It’s a sour airhead random lady
(Tried to be polite)
@@Caramelsedits its an airhead sour belt..
(tried to be a know it all)
@@Caramelseditsthere's millions of other candies that look like that it's probably not a air head
@@ghostcraftgaming it’s airhead gay bacon thank you very much😤😤
(Tried to catch someone slipping but slipped in the process)
@@joshallen2810 Lmao whaaa-
Candy Sushi? - HaHaHaHa!!!
“Don’t cut your finger now”
Well that was nice-
Finally, a comment which doesn’t start with “he’s the type of guy”
@@ehanhasan1193 yeah cuz I respect this man
@@ehanhasan1193 ikr 😭 I’m so tired of “he’s the type of guy” comments. Literally any time I enter a comment section now it’s those comments. I barely even look at comment sections anymore since it’s so annoying.
@@emiopolis9056 same, he’s just doing what he’s trying to do. Entertaining everyone in quarantine. Okay, is some don’t like him. Why keep watching him if they hate him? ✋🏻💀
@@SillySamWho fr people that make those comments are crappy people. They insult people for what, to make themselves feel better?. They all need to grow up and realize that being a rude waste of space isn’t funny nor is it contributing to anything it’s simply telling everybody how rude they are. Also if they don’t like it then they can always just scroll away onto something else, instead of trying to ruin somebody’s day. It mind boggles me how apathetic and rude people can be.
This guy's routine is waking up at 6 after going to bed at 4 and drinking coffee and then straight to the computer to look up 5 minuite crafts and start recording
He actualy does look sleep-deprived though
Tbf you’d do the same if you could get paid for it
No.
That explains why he looks so tried and gets so mad at a lot of things
This dude: "OHHH MYYYY GOD! JUST, WAIT, WHAT?! IS THAT A TRUCK? IT'S EATING A DUMPSTER! WAIT, NO! OHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIT IT PUT THE DUMPSTER DOWN! WHAT IS HAPPENING??!"
"what are they- CANDY SUSHI!!!!" I laughed so hard
"why do you have to make it so pretty?"
"oh thats pretty"
*irony*
"Candy sushi?!" *proceeds to laugh like a maniac*
Candi sushe
@@__Rizzler__ candy sushi
Kendi susi
@@zetzzzzz kinda sussy
KiAhaHaHahAa
he’s the type of guy to put wings on his clock so his time can fly
My man got dat Elytra.
Old
I'm going to do that
HAHAHHAA
The joke is overused
He said Gluuuueee with the Soulja Boy’s “Drakee?” intonation 😂😂😂 too funny
“Oh no is this mashed potatoes” obviously his arch enemy...
dont you mean...starch enemy?.....
@@muffinmildew of course! 🤦🏼♂️ my bad
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
He’s the type of guy that will get braces so his kids will have straight teeth
Lol
This Is getting old.
@@TVman_Brother i agree like omg
@@TVman_Brother W a t
@@TVman_Brother right? 100% agree
He's like a 5 year old kid who can't believe that commercial ice cream is made from mashed potatoes so it doesn't melt 🤧
Well it's not like it's common info, you have to go looking for these things to find them
Plus if he just sat there and stared at it then it wouldnt be an entertaining video
Correction: he is
@@ambermash7038 lol then don’t make the video. These reaction shorts are so dumb, he’s just pointing out the obvious.
@@Saram_Waqas OR, here's a crazy idea, stop complaining and just dont watch it then. He isnt hurting anyone by dramatically reacting to food
Yes it's mashpa glue
he’s type of guy to get excited over his teacher giving him “summer homework”
😂😂😂bruh
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
He's the type of person who has a peanut allergy, eats peanut butter, and his reasoning is "well I didn't see any peanuts in it!"
Lol true
☹️
😂🤣😂🤣
Yessss 😂
Explain bro how is that him
He's that one guy who wakes you up to tell you that you forgot to take your sleeping pills
Edit: HOLY SHIT 1039 LIKES-
Edit 2: 1487 likes omfg-
SHUT UP
These comments are so unfunny
@@FutureHNDRXX
Excuse me, I never asked for your opinion 😀🖐️
@@FutureHNDRXX ugh mind ur own business will you? And why did u comment if u dont like the comment?
@@violetzoe7374 cuz it’s overused and annoying
"Candy sushi!?"
"BAHAHAHA"
Woah woah voice be sounding like he's screamed his lungs out
69 likes,I'm gonna ruin it
Not really-
and he definitely has
"Dont cut ur fingers"
That was nice,hes a nice guy
Edit: DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG whyyyyyy does this have smoooooooooo many likes
Edit: STAHP LIKING IT
😂😂😂
Ye ^^
lmao
As a child I used to wish to have a power with which I could take out things from tv 😳😳😳
Me too, I got that idea after watching Doraemon.
Me,too
@@vandanadk9314 lol I got mine from Willy wonka 😂
LOL, mine was having ice or fire powers
@@vandanadk9314 bruh same
Everytime he says Glue, just watch his reaction 🤣🤣
He's the type of guy to put a ruler on his foot when sleeping to see how much he grew
Let him be man
@@nataliajimenez4169 oh no
@@mfesch7386 oh yes
@@mfesch7386 you say oh no like that'd be cool if someone disrespected you like that
@@nataliajimenez4169 ok boomer
"IT'S GLUE,you can't eat this"-An actual genius
Him: "Candy sushi?!"
Also him: evil laugh*
Probably he wants some candy sushi but unfortunately it never said reality so its just fake.
The fact that the first one is on 5 Minute Crafts 💀💀
Dude I feel like less of a dissapointment to my family, thank you.
Do you even care how this man would feel reading all these comments?
@@djshortstak8594 why to care about that....it's just reality that his reaction is disgusting overreaction.....even he also know about him...so why to care
@@djshortstak8594 you got ratio’d
@@djshortstak8594 why do you even care about these comments lol, it's more like you the one that is getting offended here tbh
You’re all the type of people to say “he’s the type” to this wholesome man FOR WHAT REASON?
So, you're the type who trolls other people for being the type of people who are calling him the type. Do I have that straight?
Idk man, everyone mean to this guy who just trynna create content- Fucking sickening
Yeah bro I like this guy he tries appeal to kids and that's nice, I like it
THANK YOU! I’m so tired of seeing all these comments, they’re incredibly rude and for absolutely no reason. If they don’t like the content then that’s perfectly fine, but why do they feel the need to leave these (recycled) “he’s the type of guy” comments? :/
@@rokuyasu9143 Agreed :) + he does have his other channel based on Gta Rp (I think) so it's not like this is the only thing he posts no offence just wante for say that :p
"They all go the same place"
Ill start eating uncooked noodles, separate seasonings
Boiling water
And more!
Well they all go from same place
he has a point tho
@@abigailausan1184 fr
I shall eat raw eggs and raw beef, and light myself on fire for steak and eggs
why eat the boiling water when you can consume the water and flame seperately?
Everyone's roasting him for exaggerating but at least he's reacting. There are so many videos where you don't even notice it's a reaction. This guy actually adds something which I respect
He's the type of person who would look drunk after drinking water
LMAOOO ikr underrated comment
no like deadass he’s the kid who would pretend to be drunk after drinking water just to try to be funny
THESE COMMENTS ARE SO UNFUNNY SHUT UP
These comments are so repetitive
@@FutureHNDRXX OMG 😱 LIKE I CARE THAT U THINK THESE COMMENTS ARENT FUNNY SORRY 😣😣😰💔
He’s the type of guy to put candy under his pillow so he’ll have sweet dreams
Hahahahahaha
Would've laughed if this was original, nice though.
Your the type of guy to copy a comment to get likes
Ok gacha kid
@@rubysbiggestfan there's always that one person that call people "gacha kids", considering/naming a person as "gacha kid" sounds offensive and I know is intended to be offensive, but please just don't, we can't just devalue their own opinions from interests and pictures, it's just plain toxic.
“THATS MASHED POTATOES!!” you dont fuckin say mate? if only there was a clip of video that youd watched on camera that told us all that at the same time
U fokin wat m8
Dam don't fuckin eat that dam
I imagined this comment in the voice of grade
Of course they're not going to use real ice cream for a photo shoot. Those shoots can take hours with the product sitting under really hot lights
@Adorian Curry
Idk if ur being sarcastic or not.
ReactionShorts: *"KUHAHAHA"*
Crabmire: *_"GIGGITY GIGGITY CRABBITY GIGGITY"_*
"is this mashed potatoes and food coloring?!"
No, it's my grandma ashes🙄
Dude why are you guys so mad at him?? Is that really bad to ask????!!
Gosh
No its your worthless life
@@haebom6436 ikr they need to leave
Wrrd they mean asl to this man let him live 😭
It's kinda rude but that grandma ashes got me
''All goes in and comes out in the same way'' lmfaoo😂😂
"just eat it. it all goes in and comes out of the same way." - this guy
-my dad
“CANDY SUSHI?! BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA”
Welcome to another episode of "he's the type of guy"😂
Ikr...
i busted out laughing when he said *“i did not expect this at all”* and i have no idea why lol
The fact that I came to the comment section expecting another Episode of "he is the type of guy" 😅
If you remove the laughing emoji and remove the caps letters this comment would be much better, just sayin
@@axtro8001 alright then...
I like the way how he laughs lol
"It all goes in and comes out the same way"
Let's hope it doesn't...
"CANDY SUSHI I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT!"
Papapaap
Dude this is a real job. "yOu CaNt EaT tHiS" no dip sherlock its called a food stylist
He knows this. I mean he can't be that stupid xD he does these vids all the time and every vid is the same shit and I still don't understand why these get reccomended to me as if I'm a 2 year old but... ye xD the first vid I saw of his, that was also my comment hahaha
I find h so annoying playing dumb and yelling like a toddler.... I can't believe that guy makes views on YT
Same.
"Dad why does this ice cream taste like glue"
he’s the type of guy who would wake somebody up and ask if they’re asleep
My mum does that lmao
@@soujiokita6062 he is your mom
@@Budso.g You are my mom
"A piece of sugar"
I guess that's what you can call candy :)
I was laughing like a psychopath when he said "just eat it it's going to come out the same way" like woah sherlockkk
Him figuring out that food is advertised with effects so people buy the damn product 😯😯😯😱😱😱😱😳😳😳
Lmao "it's a Marshmello and a piece of sugar"
なんか｢Sushi〜！｣って言われると
ちょっと嬉しいw
If you think your life is done cause you failed your exam or college remember that this guy exist
Thats over-rude. Pls stop.
I love Gary man he is such a wholesome and great dude and you feel as if you need to insult him because he is excited
@@dawsontaylor6193 how do you actually believe he's exited of what he's watching? That it a worst acting than 2nd grade kids
People don't even wanna watch his content, it just pops up in the yt shorts page. And if the "hate" comments are the most liked than it means a shit ton of people agree with em
@@eyeballyt I’m just saying there is no need to be rude I used to watch his RDR2 videos and he pushed out great content and he is just a wholesome dude trying to get views just to make money and provide for himself and his family
@@dawsontaylor6193 if someone posts their videos online, they are open to criticism. I don’t care if your content is “wholesome”. Trash content is trash content
I love his expressions. He makes me laugh even there's nothing to laugh about🤣🤣🤣
same xd
Same
"All food go in and come out the same way" this made me think about life the rest of the day
😂 😂
"we got a marshmallow, melted with- a piece of sugar" I some how lost most of my braincells while writing this 💅😩
Edit: i got marshmallows today. can't wait to put sugar on them
how was it bestie😩
was it bussin 🤓
Were your marshmallows poggers
Him: "Just eat it, it all goes in and comes out the same way. Why you gotta make it look so pre-"
Also him: "ah~, so pretty" AHAHAHAHAHAAHGAGAFAFAGAGAFAAFGAGAAGAGGAGAGAGAAHAHGAGAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAAGAGAFAFDAFAHAAHGAGAGAFAFA
I think you forgot to extend the quotes so the AHHFHFHAHAHAH is also inside it. Jk but hes not ok
Dude resorted to troglodyte instincts.
he’s so cringe he made you have a stroke
“You don’t gotta make it pretty”
“OH THATS SO PRETTY”
He’s a golden retriever x a five year old 😂
“It all goes in and comes out the same way” had me dying🤣🤣😂😂
He was probably the reason the quiet game was invented
He would be a god at quiet game
This guys enthusiasm makes me so happy 😂
Edit: Why are u guys so negative?... Stop.
it makes me wanna commit a crime 🤨
This makes me worry about you
Makes me cringe
What? He's just so annoying.
He's the type of guy who wake up he's grandma to take her sleeping pills.
If you're gonna try and roast him at least use proper grammar you pessimistic mortal
@@assjackson dont make fun of him, he may not be from the country. Say your trying to speak french when your actually Indian and you slip up on a word and everybody makes fun of you. Plus the English language isn't easy.
@@AngelinniTortellini let these haters make fun of me. At least they are having fun.
@@mansournour7782 r u sure??
@@AngelinniTortellini yes 😁, life is too short too worry on bad comments made by random people.
All goes in and come out in the same way 😭🤣 got me dude🤣🤣🤣