Hitler phones Starmer
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- Опубликовано: 20 июн 2024
- Hitler gives Sir Keir Starmer, leader of the Labour Party and the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom a call to ask him about his policies.
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Starmer is the kind of person I've avoided for 40 years: Boring and dishonest.
I'd be angry at the dishonesty if I wasn't so bored.
We've had plenty of boring and dishonest during the last 40 years, have you been living in a cave?
Amen to that
I'd never noticed how awesomely tedious he was before.
Because I'd never noticed him at all.
@@ArmourGXhis level though as charge of CPS ,dismissing the Jimmy Saville case , defending the grooming Gangs, going after Assange, and then in labour voting against longer sentences for Child killers , and against longer sentences for attacks on NHS staff . Mr Flip Flop
God help us all,he didn't even tell Adolf that his old man was a toolmaker.
My dad was a toolmaker, hence my existence 🤣
😅 👍
@@user-bc7nx3mm8z i put this up on Labours instagram and is was immediately removed
I thought his dad owned a tool making business ....if true i doubt he was hands on 🤔
Starmer will say anything, totally unbelievable.
ONE THING HE ISN'T FICKLE ABOUT IS HIS PROMISE TO WIDED THE SCOPE OF THE ISLAMOPHOBIA LAW, AND TO EXTEND THE SENTANCES.. JUST WATCH HIS VID WITH SADIQ KHAN, GETTING EXCITED AT THE PROSPECT. IT'S SHOWING ON PETER WHITTLES PROG ''THE NEW CULTURE FORUM''. LASTS ONLY A FEW MINUTES. SCARY STUFF.
He could have the shortest political honeymoon ever. Copy the tories with more tax, with minor distractions on public schools and 16 year old voting. Not a great prospect
@@jukeboxjohnnie not to mention getting rid of space spaces for "women" -pushing the gender bender rules -Madness.
@@jukeboxjohnnie Oh, it will be much worse than that Johnie, much worse.
@@jukeboxjohnnie WILL BE ARMAGEDDON FROM STARMERGEDDON
Funny hearing Starmer talking about a matter of principle. It can only remind you of the old Groucho Marx line. “ These are my principles. If you don’t like them, I have others.”
Brilliant bloody brilliant
The Starmtrooper made that line his own, that is EXACTLY what he does!
Just say no kids!
Stay sane! Vote Reform UK!
Starmer has been absolutely steadfast in his consistency to continually U-turn on every issue.
he hasn't a f***ing clue, has he?
Nope
He's Captain Flip Flop
100% can't answer a single question.
Starmer is the sort of guy you make plans with to go for drinks at the weekend, only for you to end up waiting until finally texting to ask where they are and the response is, "Oh I didn't think we'd finalised any plans."
You'd go drinking with someone like Starmer??
@@memeisticdan4135 🤣I know I wouldn't.
…and once you realise he has cancelled, you then feel relieved to not have to put up with him
''Fine give me that socialist phone'' lmfao
🤣🤣🤣
Hitler was a facist moron.
Dolphy makes a better political assessment that most newspapers.
maybe being 'far right' has something to do with it, and by 'far right' i mean not left
His father was a toolmaker, 'not a lot of people know that' ( in a Michael Caine voice)😁
Well he made one "Tool" too many.
@sideshowbob5237 that made me spit out my tea 😂😂😂😂👏👏
Man is constantly U-turning... how is he not dizzy yet?
He's not human, he's a U Turn Robot
Wonder what kind of Bob marley,s stuff enables him to not tumbling around 😅😂
I am so with Dolfy in this one.
Jesus H Christ!!! Starmer is a real android, absolutely devoid of charisma and passion. It is like he is just going through a bad script.
Star Trek's Commander Data did a better job of imitating humans LOL
Charisma? Who cares. He suffers from Stupid Brain Disease.
Corporations love their androids.
Now is about time we root for Nigel Farage.
@@biwnzixebrxb4786Nigel has shown his contempt for the poor
Is this when Hitler found out Starmer plans to freeze accounts and steal your savings
Are you on drugs? 😄
KS is a real Flip Flopper ...heaven help us all....did he mention his Dad was a Tool Maker ??
He prefers Davos to the British parliament.
The Rotherham victims deserve justice. Starmer allowed the gagging of the case.
Totally agree with you, dosnt surprise me he went to Bradistan. Bet they didn't understand him when he spoke of the fast train. Only the posh folk of Yorkshire want the train. Rest of us don't, what a P***K
1:55 Dolfy can't believe the drivel Starmer is sprouting...
yep that was funny
L is for Labour. L is for Lice.
L is for Leprosy
L is for labour , L is for lies
Ahh the fast show how true they where
@@peterstevenson5418it was Harry Enfield.
@@paul756uk2 yes you are right thanks
@HitlerRantsParodies you are brilliant, thanks for the laughs, much needed.
How has the UK dropped so low that Starmer is guaranteed to be the next PM.
And thick-as-two-short-planks Angela our deputy pm. Our international humiliation will be complete.
Did he happen to mention to Adolph that Daddy was just a toolmaker?
As I thought, we will have many years of 'we can't do what we said in our manifesto because 10 years of Tory misrule......etc.'
Surely there was a case for a 'Wank Stain' in this one???😂
He's defiantly a wank stain, he's as slippery as Kerbs' fish.
Damn, that was a ride. I feel sorry for those of you in England if this guy is one of your candidates. Man doesn't know if he's coming or going, does he?
This guy isn't just a candidate he will be PM in two weeks.
At least America has a choice. We have this guy who is Bernie Sanders pretending to be Joe Biden and we have on the right (current PM)a billionaire Joe Biden pretending to be Al Gore.
Perhaps you are correct. But we certainly deserve your pity for the last 14 years of Tory misrule that we've endured.
@@MrTimg12 To be perfectly honest with you, I know nothing about the Tories or what they're doing. I've just heard everyone say they're disliked.
You're not wrong there!! @@FrauWilhelmKlink
Probably comes and goes at the same time.
All the phone calls are pretty interesting
I love them😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is like a drunk/drink driver...all over the road!
With his spinning hand of U turns
It’s really telling how this guy stutters and stammers everytime he says something.
Sir Keir Stammerer .
And he thinks a woman can have a penis? The man is a fool. A very dangerous fool.
Its what we call "short circuiting" in the political world. Applies to politicians who are like robots, no charisma, struggling to say anything off of memorized talking points, usually ends up not answering any question at all that might require deviation from talking points.
Why do i feel like he is going to be a modern neville chamberlain
People who study body language and speech patterns will explain that he is telling porkies.
Sir Keir Starmer is known to deliver one of the most boring speeches among UK politicians. Imagine the pain of HRP after Starmer becomes the next prime minister.
Well he had to suffer Johnson
@@hannahdyson7129AND his Utter LIES.....
He was very good in the Commons when he saw off Boris and Truss - the very opposite of boring.The vast majority of us are looking forward to having an adult we can trust as our PM.
Who cares if he is boring. If he get the job done that's what matters. Voters shouldn't vote based on whether a politician is boring - that is how bozo got in. Brits are a thick bunch
I could hardly stand listening to this man speak for more than 10 seconds..and by then, I can no longer understand whatever drivel he is going on about.
Fegelien got him into power
Feinstein must see him off.
“Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!” 🤣
Fergelein - another 'opportunist' like Starmer.
Schtarmer lies like a cheap Japanese watch
Schtarmerstein ?
summed up Stammer sorry Starmer completely.
Starmer in interviews vs Starmer In PMQs Is like Heaven and Hell
I take this to mean he is a good at PMQs. He is not. Sunak is just very bad. Truss was even worse - likely the worst ever. Look at Boris vs Starmer; Boris’ lies and verbal diarrhoea had Starmer squirming and on a plate. He doesn’t do well under pressure.
He's scared to come off as too far left after what happened to corbyn
(edit corrected a typo)
I can see that.
Anodyne definition: If you describe something as anodyne, you are criticizing it because it has no strong characteristics and is not likely to excite, interest, or upset anyone.
@@petergray2712 his whole campaign is I'm not a tory vote for me
All he really has to do to not be Cornyn is denounce antisemitism and not platform terrorists.
@@williampittman4560 stuff that corbyn was never actually proven to do
The green energy issue I recently read of a small US trucking company who looked into switching to electrical trucks. They were told that it would require the power supply of a small town. Prof Gordon Hughes estimated that the conversion for the UK will cost £250 billion and not the £8 billion estimated by Starmer. In addition it will not bring power prices does but double them
Absolutely brilliant. One of the best
Excellent research in finding all these clips of Starmers U-turns and putting them together. I bet there was plenty of U-turn footage to choose from!
Sir u turn! 😂😂😂😂
Flip flop flip flop flip flop !!!
I misread it as "Hitler phones Stalin" and I had to do a double take.
He is dead scared of Stalin, the man that pushed him to suicide 😅
Starmer U-Turned so much that cause a traffic on his convictions.😂
Who would of thought the furher coming to englands rescue 😂😂😂 best clip of Sir U turn Eva
He isnt PM yet , anything could happen on the night.
Let Starmer tell Hitler "Karl Marx was, of course, right." Sea Lion would be launched within hours.
He truely can’t make a decision and make it work, weak weak weak
Starmer………God help us in England.
The things that would make the inhabitants of Bradford unhappy would be someone checking driving licenses, catching fly tippers, getting of cheap (but very dodgy) electricians and counting the people who actually do live in the house where the benefits claims are being made.
So it's Liz Truss's fault he can't make up his mind.
The definition of pathological liar.
Not fit to shine Adolfs shoes.
U-turn City 😐
These videos are so clever and so funny. Well done Hitler Rants team😂😂😂😂😂
Vote reform UK, starmer made more u turns than a German submarine,vote Nigel reform uk
Absolutely spot on, well done, thank you for having the balls to create & post this video.
Politicians have three states of being. Telling a lie, just told a lie, thinking about the next lie.
We R Fkd in the West ffs 😂😂😂 and the media have talked people into giving this bloke a 300 majority
Just like they spoke the people into giving the tories a massive majority in 2019
They voted for Boris Johnson
And like Farage who once described UKIP voters as " vile"
@@hannahdyson7129 the media controls everything from G.E to Covid it’s already told us the result subconsciously that Liebour will win big , but whenever any party wins big new extreme laws will be passed created by the higher powers who control our politicians,
@@hannahdyson7129 "Farage who once described UKIP voters as " vile""
Really? Do you mind citing where you found that?
Because the only reference I can find showing Nigel saying anything regarding UKIP as vile, is a joke made by one of the candidates, not UKIP voters in general.
The media hasn't talked people into voting for Labour, that's a misrepresentation.
More people aren't voting for labour, less people are voting for the conservatives, by a large margin. That doesn't mean all those lost votes are switching to labour, and thanks to FPTP, Labour could receive the same amount of votes as 2019 and still get a 300 majority.
Its like if you're racing against Usain Bolt and he trips, knocking himself unconscious, if you keep running and win that doesn't mean you were faster than Usain Bolt.
The Mirror cheerleading him by the looks of things😂.
Someone spent days and days researching this. 🤣 Well done. 👏
Genius video!!
Starmar will probably do more damage than hither
I'm not from the Uk but this guy seems be trying to please both sides. It looks moronic.
Dude sounds like a British Kamala Harris.
How’d he get his job?
He's your man, the corporate pick
... and we thought Biden was bad here across the pond.
Its a close run race! We are still don,t know. Or don,t care apparently? But Hey! Fegelein,Fegelein!......
He is, but his handlers and "installers" are far, far worse.
Biden has the magarepus choking proper governance
Labour are so full of communist and race-grifters they could only find the charisma-free Starmer. there is noone else ... Labour are like some sort of parody party. Diane Abbott, David Lammy, Angela Raynor etc a circus. they are so out of touch with the British people.. not that Sunak's junta are much better. we are screwed!
Yeah... Trump ain't much better
How do you mistake Niki for Nancy ?!
Absolutely spot on!
More U-turns than a U-boat
"My father was a toolmaker, my father was a toolmaker, my father was a toolmaker"
Yes, but he also named you after Keir Hardie, which isn't something normal people do.
If Hitler had as many U-boats as Starmer has in U-turns, he could have won the war. Starmer, Starmer, Starmer, Starmer!!!
You wouldn’t trust Starmer to sit the right way on a lavatory seat
Fun facts about Keir Starmer!
Favorite Colo(u)r: Beige
Favorite Batman Villain: Two Face
Favorite Food: Buffered Aspirin and a glass of Distilled Water
Favorite Scientific Phenomenon: Electron Superposition.
Favorite Greek Myth: Aesop'sThe Miller, His Son, and the Ass, even though he hated the original ending.
So what's your alternative to Starmer?
@@MrTimg12 I wish to God there was one. After a decade of escalating self harm the British electorate has now attained full blown catatonia. Starmer is inoffensive in the same manner as the interior decoration of a psychiatric cell. And in the background Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb is being played over the speakers on a repeating loop.
@@petergray2712Yes, it's ming vase stuff but to a certain extent we only have ourselves to blame.
45 years ago the UK voters bought into the socio-economic & political fantasies of Friedrich Hayek and the various US economics departments ( Chicago School) and the US so called ' think tanks ' funded by wealthy capitalists like the Koch Bros. who saw an opportunity to feast on society through the removal of regulations be it on capital or the environment etc you name it. It's an ideology of low tax ( for the rich), low regulation, low wages , no collective bargaining, financialisation of public goods etc. Rapacious capitalism in other words - few or no constraints on wealth creation and accumulation by the few.
English voters ( in particular) bought into this right wing ideology and we're now paying the price as we see how it's hollowed out the public realm and handed massive wealth to the few.
The forces of capital capture of our societies is so strong that it's next to impossible to counteract it . Look what the rwm did to Corbyn? He was immolated and yet his policies weren't radical at all - indeed they're the norm in Nordic countries. They're much more egalitarian and happier societies for it as well.
We get the political system, structures , constitution that we keep on voting for. It's always the status quo because capital has usurped our democracy. We've ended up with a so called socialist Labour party sounding like the old Tory party! Job done - the dark money behind the Tufton St so called ' think tanks' and the NeoCon Braverman et al party can sit back and think the last 80 years or so of planning and Tory hegemony in order to deconstruct the post war consensus is finally complete. There seemingly is no real opposition to rapacious capitalism in the UK.
Apparently tho' - we can only hope that Starmer will throw the ming vase down and say ' Ha, I fooled you. I'm going to be radical and not make the mistakes Blair & Brown did'.
Well , we can live in hope eh?
Starmer makes Hitler seem a straight up guy in this parody. 😂🤘
God help us all if/when this spineless jellyfish gets into number 10.
Starmer flip flop king. VOTE REFORM to get a real opposition in Parliament.
Vote reform to get russian assets in parliament
@@Joes8186 😂
The guy changes direction more than a windsock in a tornado.
Bro identifies as a flip flop
Starmer would say anything to be in power.
Starmer, he loves mass migration. Vote REFORM. Make Britain great again.
Piss off.
Yay!
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Absolutely
you have a choice of Europe or outside of Europe for movement
Dolfy should call Barack Obama next
He a flip flop man
These "what they said then, and what they are saying now" edits are brilliant ! - Please continue ! ;)
He is completely lacking of a personality, he is the dullest man in the uk and quite possibly the world, God help us in Britain when he becomes Prime Minister!
Dull & boring is what I'm happy to take after 14 years of Tory psychodrama , corruption and increasing authoritarianism.
These politicians are a disgrace
Unfortunately he's the least ' disgraceful ' of those whom we're presented with in our so called ' democracy '.
@@MrTimg12 I think they are all crap to be honest
My german friend regrettably now gone hopefully to a better place would have loved and laughed at this
Beautiful edit🎉
More u-turns than a London taxi
Ah yes my favorite
I now understand why Hitler shot himself - I don't think anyone could be not on the phone with Starmer for this long and not contemplate suicide.
Really thought he called Steiner
Starmer flip flops more
*Than actual flip flops*
Vote Reform so we can keep him from flopping about
Nailed yet again , well done.
Starvers constant U-turns have morphed into doughnuts.
Dolfy gives the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom a call.
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I think dolfy ought to give Netanyahu a call to check up on him once more 💀
@@saarnissimyou mean Deathnahu?
"Flat Foot Floogie (with a Floy Floy)"
God this guy is just the worst. Not the one with the moustache either.
The best analysis of S's Labour I've seen! (and not being a sportsman I use your footer analyses).
This parody is funny and sad at the same time
Starmers only real conviction is to himself becoming prime minister and nothing else
Starmer when driving he avoids roundabouts because he would be going round and round all day.
Starmer's steering wheel is locked. He cant help making U-turns.
This is brilliant
The way Hitler keeps looking up and down on the phone😂😂
So easy to make fun of a politician who believes in nothing and will say anything he thinks might get him elected.