Can Climate Change Save these Crab Dicks - The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • Citizen Journalists Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson explain that even if climate change is real, it's definitely not man-made.
    Watch full episodes of The Opposition now: www.cc.com/show...
    The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper airs weeknights at 11:30/10:30c on Comedy Central.

Комментарии • 170

  • @lulububbles1387
    @lulububbles1387 6 лет назад +34

    "But it's how I understand it"
    That is fucking hilarious!

  • @fredygump5578
    @fredygump5578 6 лет назад +118

    "The planet Earth, home to the world's most exotic creatures."

    • @kgodnaidoo3539
      @kgodnaidoo3539 6 лет назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/ON1eGQ3JrNA/видео.html&layout=mobile&client=mv-google

    • @milorodriguez3739
      @milorodriguez3739 5 лет назад +1

      Well, they weren't lying

  • @Kool-aidSmiles
    @Kool-aidSmiles 6 лет назад +158

    Omfg I love Jordan but if these guys had a show I'd watch that too.

    • @kloggmonkey
      @kloggmonkey 6 лет назад +2

      also i would've loved to see more of kobi.

  • @ShadowRetriever
    @ShadowRetriever 6 лет назад +50

    FINALLY! as a Conservative and Republican, I can prove that this "Climate Thing" is a good thing, thanks to these guys who are going through a phase and clearly haven't found the right woman yet

  • @zairabernal2328
    @zairabernal2328 6 лет назад +185

    Can we talk about their suits tho? Because they're SPOT ON

    • @finalgirl640
      @finalgirl640 6 лет назад +2

      I know right?! 😂👍

    • @isaacdoucete109
      @isaacdoucete109 4 года назад +1

      They're mimicking carl sagan's look!

    • @Itsant33
      @Itsant33 4 года назад

      @@isaacdoucete109 demetri martin did the same thing 🤣🤣🤣

  •  6 лет назад +170

    Who's Smarter?
    Scientists & people around the world who believe climate change is real with facts and evidence vs a republican senator from Alabama who believes that only God can change climate.

    • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
      @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 6 лет назад +12

      Sadly the Alabama senator is in a higher and more influential position of power, which is unfortunately what matters most these days...

    • @creageous
      @creageous 6 лет назад +1

      Did you know that climate science is a multi-billion dollar industry? Check your science.
      ruclips.net/video/52Mx0_8YEtg/видео.html

    • @jrs3739
      @jrs3739 6 лет назад +15

      creageous
      Only in those countries that treat science as an industry, particularly the US. However, scientists in countries with publicly funded science come to the exact same results, thus showing that the point you're making is irrelevant to the results.

    • @creageous
      @creageous 6 лет назад

      Did you even watch the movie?

    • @maximilianboo
      @maximilianboo 6 лет назад +24

      lol watches one video and convinced climate scientists are in it for the money. Its the other way round mate. Climate change deniers are the ones pushing their falsified, unscientific agenda to rake in the $$$. All of the big anti-climate change pushers all have ties to fossil-fuel producers who are in threat of losing lots of money if climate change deterrents like carbon taxes are imposed. Don't be a sheep in their game, they don't give a shit about you or the planet we live on, all they care about is the money.

  • @CreatEr1n
    @CreatEr1n 6 лет назад +13

    God, I love these two.

  • @hayleymo8
    @hayleymo8 6 лет назад +56

    I need more Josh and aaron. They need their own show.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 года назад

      More Fun Climate-Coverage: Hbomberguy, UpisnotJump, SMN, OC, Climate-Town.

  • @ag8454
    @ag8454 6 лет назад +11

    The Sagan-inspired suits are a nice touch.

  • @ChristiaanHartNibbrig
    @ChristiaanHartNibbrig 6 лет назад +2

    Josh and Aaron are terrific! Another funny (and smart) segment... They're delightful!

  • @ivolutionart
    @ivolutionart 6 лет назад +8

    Please give these 2 their own show

  • @aeugenegray
    @aeugenegray 6 лет назад +20

    Really magnificently made. Bravo fellas

  • @andrewtyme8420
    @andrewtyme8420 6 лет назад +11

    I think the westerners don't see The effects of climate change as anything serious.it only means longer winters for them, I mean hell they have Olympic games in the snow and have lots of fun in the winter, but here in Nigeria it has gotten considerably hotter, the Sun baking your skin as early as 10am.Gone are the days we dreaded the rain as nw we look forward to it because it means a cooler weather for atleast 12 hours even tho it leads to peoples homes getting flooded as long and heavy rain storms are a norm nw in recent years because you knw Climate change ........... Climate change is real folks and its even worse in the Central Africa region which is susceptible to Famine

    • @said8784
      @said8784 6 лет назад +2

      This video is satirizing those who argue against climate change. You are right that the west is more insulated from the more drastic effects of climate change.

  • @rynegreen7902
    @rynegreen7902 6 лет назад +7

    The earth will be fine, we’re the one who are fucked. So instead of saving the earth, we really should be saying “Saving mankind”

  • @bistromathcommander8950
    @bistromathcommander8950 6 лет назад +17

    Jared and Ivanka Save The World!

  • @johnsweda2999
    @johnsweda2999 6 лет назад +20

    Actually it's 99.7% not 97 are in agreement

    • @VJScope
      @VJScope 6 лет назад +1

      It varies from 91-100% depending on the study. I don't think that we should use the '97% argument' anyway - at least we shouldn't start with it... Science isn't based on consensus and the basics of the model aren't that difficult to explain.

    • @VJScope
      @VJScope 6 лет назад

      If you define consensus that way, then sure. Some define consensus as 'a general agreement', which is more vague and doesn't specify how this agreement needs to be achieved. Steady state universe used to be a consensus before people like Einstein, Hubble and Lemaître came along. I'm fine with either one of the definitions. It's just that usually skeptics use the 'a general agreement' definition. For example Steven(?) Crowder says that "Science isn't determined by consensus, it's determined by truth."

    • @maximilianboo
      @maximilianboo 6 лет назад +2

      VJScope
      Don't quote Steven Crowder as anyone with any legitimacy in the science world, because he has none.
      And what you are defining are paradigm shifts in our understanding of the universe. People like Einstein, Galileo, Newton all influenced drastic changes for consensus in science. But they were only able to do this because of scientific consensus that came before them. Einstein wouldn't have discovered his general and special relativity if as a scientific community we hadn't had consensus on motion of planets in our solar system. You need consensus in certain areas, to use those areas of knowledge to discover new truths about the universe. Otherwise you would simply question everything. Imagine trying to build furniture from an instruction manual but instead of doing what the instructions tell you you simply sit there and question if they work or not. Are you going to build that furniture? No, you are just going to go round in circles questioning things that are already known. That isn't productive, that isn't science.

    • @VJScope
      @VJScope 6 лет назад

      I agree that Crowder has no legitimacy, but I have no problem with going with his definition. I would rather give people like him as much rope as possible as long as they are not trying to win by definition. I hope that I didn't misrepresent myself. I do believe in AGW and I accept the science behind it.
      Edit: Sorry for bad English. Not my native language. :P

    • @YCCCm7
      @YCCCm7 6 лет назад

      Updoots my updude. VJScope is right. It ranges wildly, but, for the sake of fairness, I myself try to quote 91% as a figure.

  • @mybrainsondrums
    @mybrainsondrums 6 лет назад +6

    I fucking love these two

  • @finalgirl640
    @finalgirl640 6 лет назад +6

    The Carl Sagan outfits on Aaron and Josh OOOMMG! 😂😂😂😂 My son's name is Sagan 😉

  • @KodyAllenEstep
    @KodyAllenEstep 6 лет назад +1

    Dr. Oysterfart & Dr. Crabdick lmao this show

  • @patoren3gou653
    @patoren3gou653 3 года назад +1

    0:09 as a former climate change skeptic I can say that is 100% accurate

  • @killercaos123
    @killercaos123 6 лет назад +1

    It makes total sense now!!!

  • @saurabhchauhan100
    @saurabhchauhan100 6 лет назад +8

    Ode to Carl Sagan, huh. 😊😃

  • @Dietzbeatz
    @Dietzbeatz 6 лет назад +2

    The laugh track was especially obvious today

  • @modemmack
    @modemmack 6 лет назад +2

    If I smoked, I'm pretty sure I could light my ciggy with one of these dude's fingertips. 😂 #nothingbuttlove

  • @kloggmonkey
    @kloggmonkey 6 лет назад +1

    josh and aaron's segments are way too good for this show!

  • @the1flym459
    @the1flym459 6 лет назад +98

    #OysterMadeClimateChange

  • @PaulHo
    @PaulHo 6 лет назад +1

    1) Watching them consume oysters
    2) Global Climate Change
    3) Watching them eat pie
    4) Beef production
    Factors listed in order of socio-ecological detriment.

  • @protectbodythetans
    @protectbodythetans 6 лет назад +2

    OMG CARL SAGAN CLOTHES

  • @ZERO_O7X
    @ZERO_O7X 2 года назад

    Great, now I'm hungry for raw oysters. Also this was a great segment as per usual from you guys.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 года назад

      More Fun Climate-Coverage: Hbomberguy, UpisnotJump, SMN, OC, Climate-Town.

  • @joysandy333
    @joysandy333 6 лет назад +1

    Well, CA is trying to regulate cow farts. Maybe Georgia can regulate oyster farts

  • @NinjaoftheEnd
    @NinjaoftheEnd 6 лет назад +13

    *_WHO LOVED BLUE PLANET II?_*

    • @lorianngrilley-jamroz7631
      @lorianngrilley-jamroz7631 6 лет назад +1

      A Movie (how bout "BRAVE NEW WORLD" w Leonard Nimoy)~~(or~ ALTERED CARBON!!~the Ultra SICK 2018 Series!??O M G!!!) FREAKING ULTRA FU****G AWESOME

  • @belle1269
    @belle1269 6 лет назад +2

    EPIC!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yonaryhernandez1833
    @yonaryhernandez1833 6 лет назад +2

    I'm from Arkansas and I met people who say we should try to stop claimed Chang because it's all part of God's plan

  • @Snailman3516
    @Snailman3516 6 лет назад +1

    This actually made me terrified of the future

  • @orangejuice9502
    @orangejuice9502 6 лет назад

    give them a fucking show

  • @davidtran8453
    @davidtran8453 6 лет назад +10

    🖤🖤🖤

  • @UnicornCentaur
    @UnicornCentaur 6 лет назад +1

    Y'all came to my town and didn't stop by? Rude.

  • @ishtar0077
    @ishtar0077 3 года назад

    Where are they??? 3yrs later

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 года назад +1

      More Fun Climate-Coverage: Hbomberguy, UpisnotJump, SMN, OC, Climate-Town.

  • @mysnellvilleblog
    @mysnellvilleblog 6 лет назад +1

    BCG FTW!
    Bearded Caucasian God for the win!

  • @patoren3gou653
    @patoren3gou653 3 года назад +1

    Are the scientists in on the joke

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 года назад

      More Fun Climate-Coverage: Hbomberguy, UpisnotJump, SMN, OC, Climate-Town.

  • @Itsant33
    @Itsant33 4 года назад

    I love these gay 3 oh 3 impersonator correspondents

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 года назад

      More Fun Climate-Coverage: Hbomberguy, UpisnotJump, SMN, OC, Climate-Town.

  • @turquoisesnowflake4613
    @turquoisesnowflake4613 6 лет назад +1

    So are they a thing or just freinds

  • @GuessWhooou
    @GuessWhooou 6 лет назад +1

    Gets peddle the facts they prefer, lol

  • @sandrinenozil6227
    @sandrinenozil6227 6 лет назад

    2:53 I hope thats not real gas theyre using, because thats really fucked up.

  • @aidanmurphy7711
    @aidanmurphy7711 6 лет назад +1

    For anyone else can you not view this actual channel

  • @BrianFaas
    @BrianFaas 6 лет назад +1

    The SavAHnna... Georgia

  • @ian12346
    @ian12346 6 лет назад +1

    Sure , why not?

  • @Papershire
    @Papershire 6 лет назад

    #SAVETHECRABDICKS

  • @wkzeier
    @wkzeier 6 лет назад +1

    🎯🙌

  • @lorianngrilley-jamroz7631
    @lorianngrilley-jamroz7631 6 лет назад

    (5:01 to 5:05) WOW~~funny!!

  • @ricoloks298
    @ricoloks298 6 лет назад +1

    Chuck E Cheese the rat

  • @williegonzales2537
    @williegonzales2537 6 лет назад +1

    Rat medal conduct etxpw dirty even pretty assert helicopter oxygen trading.

  • @orochi8894
    @orochi8894 6 лет назад

    I need key n pelee pliss

  • @migueldls087
    @migueldls087 6 лет назад

    Bearded Caucasian god. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

  • @WiseFidelista
    @WiseFidelista 6 лет назад +1

    I hope I don't see them in a political ad warning voters that liberals will force conservatives to live with gay guys and mandatory to watch them eat a banana. The Russians would never do that. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @dinsaraginige6640
    @dinsaraginige6640 6 лет назад

    you do realise that your literally joking on something that could destroy our whole world right?

  • @SL33VE
    @SL33VE 6 лет назад +1

    #ManBearPig

  • @annakeye
    @annakeye 6 лет назад

    *+Comedy Central*
    You two may look great in your matching _budgie smugglers_ but you make it seem like climate change being a good thing means that we can live here forever. Which we can't because _the bible_ says 'no way, fucker'. Though not quite so eloquently. Depending on one's viewpoint. So, when was the last time you saw any evidence for a xtian, heterosexual mammoth couple walking two-by-two (actually one-by-one unless god's godly instruction was not quite what I thought I heard after all) up a ramp to a pachyderm couple's private, well appointed accommodations.

  • @yanDeriction
    @yanDeriction 6 лет назад +1

    DEAR GOD NO pls go back to laugh tracks

  • @badcontent8639
    @badcontent8639 6 лет назад

    First fucking comment

  • @PrecisionAutoSports
    @PrecisionAutoSports 6 лет назад +2

    Comedy Central is gotten bad. Nothing funny about most their content anymore 😔

  • @animelytical8354
    @animelytical8354 6 лет назад +19

    This is genius.
    "I'm seeing something with my eyes right now that's really good. And you're describing this other stuff..."

  • @smoloms
    @smoloms 6 лет назад +9

    I'm almost 100% positive that Jesus was not white.

    • @Mictla155
      @Mictla155 6 лет назад +1

      Of course not, he would be the same color skin of the area he was born in. Not sure of the exact pigment during that time.

    • @Theaikro
      @Theaikro 6 лет назад +1

      Zymon Ramirez bro pretty sure he would look like Donald Trump, drive a big truck with metal balls on it and be white as they come. Oh and also vote republican! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @kid.d.anubis2211
    @kid.d.anubis2211 6 лет назад +8

    Funny

  • @eugenecoleman8525
    @eugenecoleman8525 4 года назад

    Omg these guys and this show are so funny. Why did this show stop?

  • @fitztastico
    @fitztastico 6 лет назад +1

    Omfg, I love these two

  • @thotung34
    @thotung34 6 лет назад +1

    Canned Laughter

  • @davidschwartz2144
    @davidschwartz2144 6 лет назад

    So is no one going to comment on the fact that a jet ski is not diesel powered...?

  • @xb4b1
    @xb4b1 6 лет назад

    When do I laugh

  • @badcontent8639
    @badcontent8639 6 лет назад +2

    Supp guys