Except the Alabama teacher, I think most Asian kids experienced pretty much all the things Sabaru said. I did too, too many times. Elementary teachers in Asia are bunch of dicks, boomer of boomer, has no sense of humor. Once in a blue moon we would actually get a good one.
Juan Pablo Cano She’s telling a tale from her kindergarten years, so the list has been narrowed if you know who Subaru is IRL and the faculty staff at the time.
Yea, good thing her teacher only made them sit for 3 hours. While mine back then was pure evil when ever my teacher gets mad we were punished by sitting in the air for an hour with 3 books on the top of our head and made to stand besides her in the blackboard in front of the whole class as she continue with the class.
@@kenlouislumasag4301 it's remind me of my junior school day haha (asian too here). The homeroom teacher made the whole class standing on the field for like 3 hours, it was so hot that day (tropical country here) that 3 of the girls was wasted. The reason? So our homeroom teacher is a P.E teacher and apparently some volley balls are missing after p.e class yesterday and he blame us. Only to find the balls the next day on the corner of storage. Good old days
Ah yes, both the corporal punishments and the sit-on-airs. It was even more fun whenever 4pm strikes and the whole class had to fetch water from wells a few hundred meters away for toilet use.
I love the story gap between her and Marine's lol Marine is about what an actual workers may have been through and Subaru is horrifying childhood experience
Lmfao that story about the brocon teacher was the weirdest one I've heard for today. What was she thinking when she said that? Was she trolling duck or did she want to let it out? Anyways always wanted to let this out. It was my social studies teacher during her time, she's quite old and a really good teacher, I didn't like her class because of that she's such a good teacher I hate for myself forgetting her discussions in a day. One day I guess she noticed I wasn't listening or something I'm pretty sure I was as I was able to answer, she asked me to stand up in class, and asked me if I was okay and if I had problems, took me a second to reply I said I was okay. She then said "Ah you don't have a problem? I'll give you one then!" Then she gives me the question.
Damn, almost the snark level of my science teacher "I dont know CAN you go to the toilet" "...May I go to the bathroom?" "Ask me again in 15 minutes" Every freaking time...
I love these clips. Subaru has such an interesting life. I think the teacher that dated her brother was like: I need to drop my secret somewhere. This kid probably won't remember in 5 years.
@@ZigZagKangaroo the teacher was probably joking some people just have weird humor we won't understand... then again it's Japan, Incest between consenting adults is not illegal.
wonder if that kindergarten teacher also has a younger sister who was in the love triangle with the brother, and if she ever got into a car accident and into a coma, then wake up to marry the brother who has at the point impregnated the younger sister
Subaru is really such a master storyteller! Thanks for the translation! I am glad that all these traumatic things have not changed the eternal sunshine she is.
*_"I'm dating my younger brother"_* *SWEET HOME ALABAMA* I surprised Subaru able to remember details like that when she's in kindergarten _Hanma Yujiro_ lol, _now that is a name I haven't heard in a long time_
But it's entirely normal to have memories of kindergarten? Like I still remember crying on my first day of kindergarten and playing w/ the kids and all
Well, maybe it depends on what kind of memories u have. I still remember most of my kindergarten days... It's part of my black history and i can't forget it.
@@NBaLogn i remember faintly some moment, but usually the most memorable moment like when i fell down from the swing or when i nearly drown on swimming class because some asshole tried to ride on top of me while i was swimming. But the rest is kinda blurry
The teacher that goes ratattata for a full period. Made me remember my teacher when I was on 6th grade. Everytime we enter his class it feels like we were entering a warzone carefully avoiding land mines. If you ever stepped on one, it will be a public execution. The student gets chewed for a full period that the teacher doesnt even bother to continue the class and proceed to focus and put heat on the student. Me and my friends always wonder who will be the next brave soldier that gets sacrificed to him becaus it is basically free time for the students other than the one that is getting chewed alive. Fun times lol.
😉 I love how she's reacting like that. And she recalls her School days that she shared his unforgettable experience. 😌 How wonderful she recalls. But I wonder, does she experience love life in her times 🤔?.. mmmp.
It is great that Hololive has changed her life for good, also, it is great that overseas fans made those viral videos of the duck, now even his father (another that had his share of misfortune) was able to travel to Hawaii.
I sometimes fantasize about being a teacher who saw other teachers do horrific shit like that and intervene like hey what the fuck are you doing acting like that? Yknow stand up for those who can’t stand up for themselves
As someone who also has bad teacher gacha luck, I can relate to these stories. Once, I got a stomach bug, and the teacher wouldn't give me a pass to go to the bathroom. She was less enthusiastic when I threw up right on the floor in front of her.
ah that whole class scolding... I remember those days. My teachers in elementary school were the same or sometimes they would just isolate the either the male or female genders in the class because one person did something wrong lol.
Here, there's 2 kind of school "atleast in my country" one is the teacher that stands all above the students and the other is the complete oposite. In my case when I was in elementary I had almost the same experience "since I was in a catholic school", but when I get to Junior high & high school, teachers are like jokes in our classes, it's like we had a common principle "If you're an a*s hole, don't expect anyone to respect you" oh, except the teacher's pet, they will always stay bellow the teachers armpit.
Although it sounds crazier hearing it from Subaru, besides the brocon teacher, the other stories actually felt kinda normal as an Asian... damnnn never realized all these years
I do remember my school days but this subaru's.... Hmm it feels like at army camp where recruiter are training... Jumping over vault box seems so normal in japan but jn my country we don't do that and moreover what for? But in my recruit experience it is for training thing and also getting scold isn't school system applied yet... I mean everyone get scolded just because of one person is like an army too....
1:18 probably someone who relied on a kid to break out a secret about her relationship and have the desition of going public with it be with a child, I bet she didn't expect to encounter an honest child.
Standard Asian elementary school experience. Most of these teachers had to be military grade strict to keep those noisy, rowdy children in check, seated and listen to lessons. Otherwise the teacher would not be able to keep their sanity if the kids explode into chaotic chatter.
Kindergarden kids burying a shoe hoping for a shoe tree, lmao. I hope it wasn't a colorful/white shoe then I would feel extremely bad for the teacher. Thanks for the translation and hard work!
I remember one time in class a girl got caught sleeping so she got punished but when I got caught sleeping the teacher said it's fine cause she thought I must be really tired LMAO
WTF, and the thumbnail to the next recommended video: "I joined Hololive because my house burned down" she really is an anime character with a tragic backstory
What’s this side chat on the Hololive talk streams now that is just hours & hours of English-only people complaining to no one in particular that they don’t understand anything. Okay, and you chose to watch a stream that is 99-100% someone talking to a Japanese-speaking audience in Japanese. Extremely “cringe” as the rad dudes say
It’s their way of showing support and trying to interact and feel apart of the stream, why you gotta sound like an asshole. Extremely “cringe” as the assholes say these days
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Subaru seems like a war veteran with all these horrible incidents.
Good thing she hasn't corrupted like other Hololive girls😇
@@lucasbarefski351 her experiences acts as a shield against the....dark arts
Being subaru is suffering
Except the Alabama teacher, I think most Asian kids experienced pretty much all the things Sabaru said. I did too, too many times.
Elementary teachers in Asia are bunch of dicks, boomer of boomer, has no sense of humor. Once in a blue moon we would actually get a good one.
Yeah... remember when coco said she doesn't seem like anything bad has happened to her...
Some mad lad by the username Gundamfinal was trying his hardest to translate Subaru's stories in real time (7:14, 7:41, 8:17, etc). God bless.
GUNDAMFINAL!? I haven't seen him since he stopped translating silly shorts on his youtube channel.
Absolute madlad looking out for the community
Madlad ftw
*Respect* 💯
Respect for that mans
This little duckling has experienced hell multiple times but is still able to shine like a beautiful swan.
Thats why i love her.
"Keep it a secret."
"I'll keep this a secret from the others."
Except subatomo
Here she is leaking this private info on stream.
@@Circ00mspice Nah cause nobody knows who that teacher was. Even if you knew Subaru as a person she must have had a lot of teachers in her life.
Juan Pablo Cano
She’s telling a tale from her kindergarten years, so the list has been narrowed if you know who Subaru is IRL and the faculty staff at the time.
Its the brocon sensei's fault for trusting a kindergartner
As an Asian, her stories made me nostalgic about my elementary days
Yea, good thing her teacher only made them sit for 3 hours. While mine back then was pure evil when ever my teacher gets mad we were punished by sitting in the air for an hour with 3 books on the top of our head and made to stand besides her in the blackboard in front of the whole class as she continue with the class.
@@kenlouislumasag4301 it's remind me of my junior school day haha (asian too here). The homeroom teacher made the whole class standing on the field for like 3 hours, it was so hot that day (tropical country here) that 3 of the girls was wasted. The reason? So our homeroom teacher is a P.E teacher and apparently some volley balls are missing after p.e class yesterday and he blame us. Only to find the balls the next day on the corner of storage. Good old days
same here
Ah yes, both the corporal punishments and the sit-on-airs. It was even more fun whenever 4pm strikes and the whole class had to fetch water from wells a few hundred meters away for toilet use.
Well, I'm relieved that only 10 slash with rotten when I was 7 then (RIP ENGLISH) 😂
Edit: sometime I got 20 for messing around. No regret + hatred
I love the story gap between her and Marine's lol
Marine is about what an actual workers may have been through and Subaru is horrifying childhood experience
New Disney movie
'Steel Hearted white duck'
10/10
This duck's life was full of chaos
Hope from now on she will be happy
Lmfao that story about the brocon teacher was the weirdest one I've heard for today. What was she thinking when she said that? Was she trolling duck or did she want to let it out? Anyways always wanted to let this out. It was my social studies teacher during her time, she's quite old and a really good teacher, I didn't like her class because of that she's such a good teacher I hate for myself forgetting her discussions in a day. One day I guess she noticed I wasn't listening or something I'm pretty sure I was as I was able to answer, she asked me to stand up in class, and asked me if I was okay and if I had problems, took me a second to reply I said I was okay. She then said "Ah you don't have a problem? I'll give you one then!" Then she gives me the question.
Such a nice story, thanks for sharing it
Lmao you teacher such a troll
Reminds me of one of my Science teachers. Avoided the class because of how many off the books questions everyone gets asked.
Damn, almost the snark level of my science teacher "I dont know CAN you go to the toilet" "...May I go to the bathroom?" "Ask me again in 15 minutes"
Every freaking time...
@@alphax-shroom6781 Pee on the spot to show dominance.
I love these clips. Subaru has such an interesting life.
I think the teacher that dated her brother was like: I need to drop my secret somewhere. This kid probably won't remember in 5 years.
She remembered but she never said anything which was the point
@@MrMagnetron2 I was more thinking of why the teacher told her.
@@ZigZagKangaroo the teacher was probably joking some people just have weird humor we won't understand... then again it's Japan, Incest between consenting adults is not illegal.
@@jackculler1489 really?
@@yesiam7294 yes, you can marry your 1st cousin in Japan.
In my mind the "mucus boy" is the kid from wind waker with the booger hanging out of his nose.
True to Donald's nature Subaru has horrible luck and yet she manages to get by
Hanma Yujiro, the strongest creature on earth of bakiverse.
just how much terror subaru felt at that time.. lmao
wonder if that kindergarten teacher also has a younger sister who was in the love triangle with the brother, and if she ever got into a car accident and into a coma, then wake up to marry the brother who has at the point impregnated the younger sister
*kawaki wo ameku* starts playing in the distance
Serious question, what's the title?
@@warren5037 domestic kanojo
Yooo...
oh no i got spoiled on a vtuber's comment section
Subaru is really such a master storyteller! Thanks for the translation!
I am glad that all these traumatic things have not changed the eternal sunshine she is.
I'm really impressed with her story telling, it's like she always had something to tell and never run out of it.
@@aoitsukishiro9926 Yes! Well said!
*_"I'm dating my younger brother"_* *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
I surprised Subaru able to remember details like that when she's in kindergarten
_Hanma Yujiro_ lol, _now that is a name I haven't heard in a long time_
But it's entirely normal to have memories of kindergarten? Like I still remember crying on my first day of kindergarten and playing w/ the kids and all
Logan Nguyen Ba Me, literally barely remembers anything from childhood schooling: *nervous laughter*
I still remember being a POS at kindergarten and primary school.....
Well, maybe it depends on what kind of memories u have. I still remember most of my kindergarten days... It's part of my black history and i can't forget it.
@@NBaLogn i remember faintly some moment, but usually the most memorable moment like when i fell down from the swing or when i nearly drown on swimming class because some asshole tried to ride on top of me while i was swimming. But the rest is kinda blurry
Oh wow she knows the feel when faced against Hanma Yujiro, sasuga the strongest duck in Hololive
The teacher that goes ratattata for a full period. Made me remember my teacher when I was on 6th grade. Everytime we enter his class it feels like we were entering a warzone carefully avoiding land mines. If you ever stepped on one, it will be a public execution. The student gets chewed for a full period that the teacher doesnt even bother to continue the class and proceed to focus and put heat on the student. Me and my friends always wonder who will be the next brave soldier that gets sacrificed to him becaus it is basically free time for the students other than the one that is getting chewed alive. Fun times lol.
Quacky tomducks expressive voice is such a blessing
"those that hurt the most are the wisest"
~Some guy, i think
Keep shining cute duck don't let the world torn you apart
"Just think of Hanma Yujiro standing in front of you" so the duck already survived a encounter with the strongest creature on earth
I'm surprised she still even remembers that secret. And now the teacher if she ever watches this would know who subaru is. 😂
Dios mio. Heavens above please continue to bless this wonderful duck.
Poor Ducky just can't catch a break, can she?
Man, this Duck voice really loud. But i like how she tell stories.
Well, at least she had some fun school memories.
Thanks for Subaru video!
I really love her story time.
😉 I love how she's reacting like that. And she recalls her School days that she shared his unforgettable experience. 😌 How wonderful she recalls. But I wonder, does she experience love life in her times 🤔?.. mmmp.
Baby Subaru is so adorable
There's always that 1 guy
"I can't even understand what she's saying"
Oh man
She will have A LOT of stories to tell when she's old
See the brightest people can make the shadow too but they're brightest make our eyes blinds of the shadow.
I am falling in love with Subaru all over again
5:42 loving pats giving desk-kun +10 HP :^)
I think Subaru would make one fucking kickass grandmother
Speed~
Thx for your hardworking 🙏
your intro sequence is really nice tbh, good shit.
bright and cheerful personality
years of trauma since being a child
she's too powerful
It is great that Hololive has changed her life for good, also, it is great that overseas fans made those viral videos of the duck, now even his father (another that had his share of misfortune) was able to travel to Hawaii.
0:38 The teacher had black hair and glasses, not black glasses-
(Edited to not sound so angry about it w)
Star Platinium THE WORLD. I don't wanna hear that history.I love You, subaru. ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA OOOORAAAAA
Seems like incest was present in Japan's olden days as well, makes sense as to why so much of it exists in games and doujins now
@Sweetbutter Cupcakes 10% is insanely high
@Sweetbutter Cupcakes nah, bump that number way up.
I remember reading an article that mother son incest was pretty big in Japan during the eighties and nineties as well. YABAI stuff
thank you
This is like "We didn't realise we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun." for real 😂
I sometimes fantasize about being a teacher who saw other teachers do horrific shit like that and intervene like hey what the fuck are you doing acting like that? Yknow stand up for those who can’t stand up for themselves
Ah yes the classic one student angers the teacher the whole class is fucked
As someone who also has bad teacher gacha luck, I can relate to these stories. Once, I got a stomach bug, and the teacher wouldn't give me a pass to go to the bathroom. She was less enthusiastic when I threw up right on the floor in front of her.
Goddamn it, why Subaru so cute.
ah that whole class scolding... I remember those days. My teachers in elementary school were the same or sometimes they would just isolate the either the male or female genders in the class because one person did something wrong lol.
THE THUMBNAIL IS CURSED
Subaru duck
seems nostalgic to me elementary days.. school days...
Being Subaru is suffering
😂😂😂 School days could get crazy on that side of the world too .
Growing up either I loved my teachers or hated them, no inbetween
I want to hug the duck. She sounds like she could use it.
I can't believe she still can remember her teacher's name from elementary and here i am who can't remember my advisor's name
What the hell, a heart disease at birth, house burning down and now those stories
What the hell kind of weird ass life did this girl go through...
Here, there's 2 kind of school "atleast in my country" one is the teacher that stands all above the students and the other is the complete oposite.
In my case when I was in elementary I had almost the same experience "since I was in a catholic school", but when I get to Junior high & high school, teachers are like jokes in our classes, it's like we had a common principle "If you're an a*s hole, don't expect anyone to respect you" oh, except the teacher's pet, they will always stay bellow the teachers armpit.
F for the mucus boy
Subaru CUTE!!!
Although it sounds crazier hearing it from Subaru, besides the brocon teacher, the other stories actually felt kinda normal as an Asian... damnnn never realized all these years
The BGM for her streams are nostalgic at this point, it’d be nice to know what the song/track is.
In ancient egypt. Pharaoh's only dated their siblings. Weird. But that's how it was.
I do remember my school days but this subaru's.... Hmm it feels like at army camp where recruiter are training... Jumping over vault box seems so normal in japan but jn my country we don't do that and moreover what for? But in my recruit experience it is for training thing and also getting scold isn't school system applied yet... I mean everyone get scolded just because of one person is like an army too....
Oh trust me those occurences are normal in asian countries
Very bright duck
The duck did not kept the secret 😝
*cute duck noises*
Ngl, during my high school days, my male teacher fresh out of college was dating one of my classmates
Yeah i had bad experiences too as a child but i think nothing traumatized me since i have forgotten about them. But Subaru tho. I feel bad for her 😭😅
YABAI MOMENT
1:18 probably someone who relied on a kid to break out a secret about her relationship and have the desition of going public with it be with a child, I bet she didn't expect to encounter an honest child.
THEIR SCHOOL HAD A VEGETABLE GARDEN!? I WANT THAT FOR MY CHILDHOOD!
its like farming bruh its backbreaking.
Standard Asian elementary school experience. Most of these teachers had to be military grade strict to keep those noisy, rowdy children in check, seated and listen to lessons.
Otherwise the teacher would not be able to keep their sanity if the kids explode into chaotic chatter.
" *Just think of Hanma Yujiro standing in front of you* "
Ah, i see you're a duck of culture.
Kindergarden kids burying a shoe hoping for a shoe tree, lmao. I hope it wasn't a colorful/white shoe then I would feel extremely bad for the teacher. Thanks for the translation and hard work!
Looks like the theory is true the more low key the teacher the more dangerous that teacher is!.
Baki the Grappler Reference for the win.
Thanks man. It's hard to see different video on sub circulation because now they usually sub on same clip video
Thank god Subura was not disciplined into an order listening robot
A teacher dating her young brother.
Her name was Kei Sasuga
Mucus boy sounds like a Junii Ito character.
wait, i thought romcom like this happens only in anime??
I have come to the conclusion, that Yozora Subaru is a IRL Yotsuba character.
I remember one time in class a girl got caught sleeping so she got punished but when I got caught sleeping the teacher said it's fine cause she thought I must be really tired LMAO
Subaru even put hanma yuijiro infront of you, nice
If you ask Subaru’s past teacher, she’d tell you about her relationship, not even lie
Nothing says war veteran like an Asian Schools (that aren't the fancy shmanncy ones) graduate
>>0:50 「そんなにせもたかくない」”not that tall”
sweet home alabama in japan
Imagine kindergarten subaru already sounds like a duck 🤣
just a usual life at milit-i mean asian school
Subaru teacher: i am dating my younger brother, so please keep it a secret
Subaru: *proceeds to talk about it to 339k people*
WTF, and the thumbnail to the next recommended video: "I joined Hololive because my house burned down"
she really is an anime character with a tragic backstory
I can't believe she's referencing baki lmao
What’s this side chat on the Hololive talk streams now that is just hours & hours of English-only people complaining to no one in particular that they don’t understand anything. Okay, and you chose to watch a stream that is 99-100% someone talking to a Japanese-speaking audience in Japanese. Extremely “cringe” as the rad dudes say
It’s their way of showing support and trying to interact and feel apart of the stream, why you gotta sound like an asshole. Extremely “cringe” as the assholes say these days
Equally as useless as you complaining about them tbh. There will always be people like that.
@@reaperherpderp7782 Needlessly triggered buffoon.
> The talent isn't bothered, but I am!
The fuck?
cool intro zemmie
nice
The school is really yabai.
so the theme on some "japanese movie" is based on true story then . . .
Alabama sensei