“Clowns are supposed to be.. laughable” Me: what about in the 18’s or 19’s Serial Killer clown? What about Hisoka? What about... Ronald McDonald (no hate, I had too)
Dotn you mean RonaldMcfuck? (Im sorry im just thinking of the creepy version of Ronald and think its funny, sorry of you dont think its funny.... I'll see my self out)
Me: *about to fall asleep* Lj: *laughs* Me: 👁👄👁 Lj: what’s the matter did I scare you? Me: y e s (I thought I got kidnapped by penny wise-) Edit:I never got thins many likes thanks ☺️
And then, I walked home. Never looking back or even giving the thought of going to a candy store filled with blind-dead children a chance. I never knew what happened to Jack after the thirty minutes were up, but with my incredible intellect I can only assume he was pissed.
Him: “And I could care less about your gender.” My little They/Them self: *GENDER EUPHORIA GO BRRRR.* “T h a n k y o u.” Gods he makes me so happy and I don’t know how to describe it thank you Retro Mario this is wonderful
I- That was SO SO SO GOODD- that impression was so accurate and *actually* how I think his personality would be, and the psychotic laughs were so perfect I LOVED THIIISSS AAAAAAA
Me: hands him Twix out of pocket Jack: this is why I like you Me: well your not so bad yourself, I hate children also they are gross and have no sense Jack: couldn't agree more Me: I think we're gonna be great friends man
(1:48) Imagine telling him "But clowns are supposed to like kids" xd Also, past the end of the video, he just sounds like a super extroverted person after quarantine but didn't have wifi during such xd
I know this video came out years before Security Breach, but it would be kinda nice if Jack said “Don’t you want a puppet show? I have glitter glue, you like glitter glue? Goggly Eyes?”
Did you have a script while doing this? Or just bullet points and ran with it? I'm not saying its bad but if there was a way to organize the 'conversation' a bit better that would be great ^^ EDIT: Wasn't expecting this to get highlighted so I'll be more specific (not trying to be mean just trying to help :3). I know Jack hates kids but to bring it up so often feels very repetitive and a little dry. I enjoyed the 'calm' but sinister attitude you presented for him. Maybe give him a few more lines where he does insane laughter? The chuckling was good though, and the 'I could care less about your gender' was actually pretty funny. Although this has to do more with style and not script so that's up to you whether or not you're comfortable with it. Jack spaces out a lot and idk it that's you because you're thinking of more things to say or if that's written in script. It's a BIT sloppy but take that with a grain of salt I guess. He drags out his thoughts way too long too like from 3:47-4:47 idk this section just felt too long, I don't mean in script I mean in energy he sounds too drained and it makes the words seem dragged out. If you bring more energy you'll be able to say longer lines that feel shorter. Really the biggest nit-pick I have is HOW MUCH he talks about age and kids XD like of course it should be mentioned but it takes up just a large chunk of the video. Hope it helps and I wish you the best!
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“ Am I scaring you”
*Me literally Enjoying the conversation I am having with him*
SAMEEEE
Literally same
Same.
Samee
SAMEE
Jack explains how he hates kids
Me and basically the whole of gen z: I totally agree
Im a child gen z my self but deam, same
I'm also gen z and I hate people and social interaction 🙃
Gen z gang 💯😎
4 real
I hate people to
"and I could care less about your gender"
Me: Good, cause I don't have one
😂
@Tamaki Amajiki Lol 😂
Same 😌
I just went like: Fantastic because I don't know what it is :D
@@Achillunes Lol
"So you're not really a kid aren't you?"
*NERVOUS SWEAT DROP*
Me: listening to the very first part
My brain: he's definitely gonna say boo
Lj: boo!
Lj: *laughs*
Me: knew it
XD
69th comment🧍♀️
2 YEARS WTHH
I wouldn’t be surprised if he was laughing Jack in disguise-
@Luna Lones
:))
Oh sh!t your here too- ?!?!
@@_..freak.._522
Yep-
mina and toga really?
Ok but same-
Laughing Jack: Got any candy?🍬🍭
Me in my head: If we say no were dead...
Him: No?
Me: SHIT😫
Rip 😔
OH NO MAN
"and I could care less about your gender."
*smiles in non-binary who doesn't get referred to using the correct pronouns*
You do now, fellow human being!
Have a good day, Mx!
Same my dude
Jack: “You said how old you were”
Me:*sweats because I’m a kid*
Also me very nervously: “I’m 21”
Jack: “Right so your not a kid”
Well, I'm 10😄
Im gonna die🥲
Not me being 12 and listening to this because lj is one of my comfort characters
@@himikotoga4915 same, gonna turn 13 though next month, I have birthday on a Monday 😭
Me: *closing eyes*
Lj:*laughs*
Me: 👀
Lj: *did I scare you?*
Me: *sweating*
*I was scared a little*
Lol
"My name. Is Jack"
Me: *Very nice to meet you I a-*
"Laughing Jack"
Me : *Okkaaayy well I am-*
"To be exact"
Me: *OH FOR F"CKS SAKE*
Jack: my memory isn’t so good
Me:..I got adhd.. so yea I get it🧍🏽♀️
Yeah.....
Same here too. I can relate
Me too
*cries in amnesia*
Same
Jack- "Your actually quite tall for a human."
Me- I'm tall? I'm 5'4. But okay
Iam 6'1....
I am 5'4
Im 5'5
I'm 5'1
bruhh I am 5'2
LJ: “See Jack doesn’t like kids”
Me: *mega gasp* “You Too? Are we twins?”
Im 13- but my flipin childhood ended at 6 so yuh-
@@lunaticnobody348 sameeeee
mine ended at 4
@@jerrywalker7192 i- SAME!!!!
“Clowns are supposed to be.. laughable”
Me: what about in the 18’s or 19’s Serial Killer clown? What about Hisoka? What about... Ronald McDonald (no hate, I had too)
Dotn you mean
RonaldMcfuck?
(Im sorry im just thinking of the creepy version of Ronald and think its funny, sorry of you dont think its funny....
I'll see my self out)
PENNY WISE AND JOKER CONGRATS YOU WIN 20MILLION DOLLARS PLS COME AGAIN SOON 😂
I'm scared of clowns yet I'm watching this
Lol hisoka hahahha
What about John Wayne Gacy? He was pretty laughable
Me: *about to fall asleep*
Lj: *laughs*
Me: 👁👄👁
Lj: what’s the matter did I scare you?
Me: y e s
(I thought I got kidnapped by penny wise-)
Edit:I never got thins many likes thanks ☺️
fr
XD
That happens to be when I’m with kageyama 🥲 also want a... potato from.... Sasha?........ 🥔🥔🥔🥔
@@culleycullinan4007 Sure
@@mamamochi2542 r.I.p our beloved Sasha braus.... u will be in memory.... forever 😔😧🥔😋
And then, I walked home. Never looking back or even giving the thought of going to a candy store filled with blind-dead children a chance. I never knew what happened to Jack after the thirty minutes were up, but with my incredible intellect I can only assume he was pissed.
Him : laughing
Me : * not paying attention *
also me : pinny wise is that you
When he was laughing I thought he was on crack
No one laughs that much
PINNY WISE
@@ashleymartin6875 ME TO
L.J:*talking about how much he hates kids*
Me being 11 years old:mhm yeah they really suck mhm totally yeah *nervous laughs* mhm
We are all gonna die 😔
@@ejirokirishima7515 Same kiri but I did bring candy so that could save our lives.
Kiri ? Whaz
Yes, my favorite person from Creepypasta
laughing jack talking about kids is literally how i talk about kids-
Same
Bitch same-
Him: “And I could care less about your gender.”
My little They/Them self: *GENDER EUPHORIA GO BRRRR.* “T h a n k y o u.”
Gods he makes me so happy and I don’t know how to describe it thank you Retro Mario this is wonderful
Me : looking listening to asmrs
Jack : *laugh*
Me : jack my love 👁👄👁
Edit me: I don’t wanna die jack can you protect me and come with me please 🥺
I'm his sister :D
agreed on the come with meh plz bit, like you hate them so keep them away for me while i get the candy you scraggly feral.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Him: "Aw, what's the matter? Did I scare you?"
Me: "Nah I'm fine"
You really unlocking my Spooky Spaghetti phase?
I coulda sworn I clicked on Laughing Jack not Pennywise? It's a perfect impersonation of everyone's favorite child/fear eating eldritch.
I- That was SO SO SO GOODD- that impression was so accurate and *actually* how I think his personality would be, and the psychotic laughs were so perfect I LOVED THIIISSS AAAAAAA
We doing creepypasta asmr now? :O Ben and Toby are my two favorites lol. This is great Retro ❤️
SAME
SAMEEEEEE
Same!!
Lj and Ej are my favs lol
Same i think🙃
Jack: Do you have any candy?
Me: YEAH I GOT 4 JARS FULL OF CANDY
Jack: No, that’s okay
Me: BITCH I JUST SAID I DO
Jack: why would u walk around, a abandoned circus, waiting to be killed, by a clown? Me:👁👄👁 how did u know?! 👁👄👁
Jack: Am i scaring you me: wanna be friends
My man retro making these great ASMR’s
True
fr
Ikr but still how the fuck do i keep seeing you ಠ >ಠ
I love a good ol’ Laughing Jack voice impression
SAMEEE
jaughing jack: how old are you again?
Me: im 12-
jaughing jack: right so your not a kid
Me: ovo? wut?-
Parts with other creepypasta members
6:22=Jeff
6:47=slenderman
7:19=smile dog
omg him talking about kids is literally me-
Jack: After all all clowns are loveable
Penny wise and all the other horror movie clowns: *Are we a joke to you!?!?!?*
Jack: have you got any candy
Listener: no
Me in rl: yeah hang on let me just get it, * turns and puts poison on the gummies *
his voice is just it is night rn and I want to talk out loud to him
the way he keeps saying 'youre not a child, not a child at all' makes me feel like he wishes I was a child🤣
„Do you have candy's?”
Me: „TOTALLY NOT-” ~hides bag of skittles~
I had M&M's but hides them from him
I’m just now getting into laughing jack even though I’ve loved creepy pastas since I was 12 this is rlly good
Me: *listening to the cheery beginning tune*
LJ: BOO
Me: *hEaRtAtTaCk*
Lj: bOoooo
Also Lj: oh did I scare u
Me: uhmmm yEs
Lj: I’m just a weEee exited
Me: 👁👄👁 I notest
This was amazing, I loved it so much! You are such an amazing voice actor!
this makes me love laughing jack even more.
It's so cute!! Wen he clap for candys, OMG, MY HEART!!💕 IM GONNA CRY!!
Please for the love of god more laughing jack :>
Can we mention how he said "I couldn't care less about your gender"?
GOD THAT GAVE ME GENDER EUPHORIA
L.J: i hate kids.
Me: ..does that mean you hate your little Sister?
Me: hands him Twix out of pocket
Jack: this is why I like you
Me: well your not so bad yourself, I hate children also they are gross and have no sense
Jack: couldn't agree more
Me: I think we're gonna be great friends man
I was laughing the entire time with him🖐😩
And here I thought my creepy pasta phase was over
pff- same-
Fr
Mine has been going my whole life 🧍🏻♀️ I pretty sure I just live in creepy pasta fandom now-🧍🏻♀️
We need more maybe part two jack on the Faris wheel and more pastas
Bro why did I laughed when he said imagine dying from a photo 😭
I actually love laughing jack he's my fav and my top kin
(1:48)
Imagine telling him "But clowns are supposed to like kids" xd
Also, past the end of the video, he just sounds like a super extroverted person after quarantine but didn't have wifi during such xd
This ASMR mine made me crave candy now also can we see Jeff the killer next
I actually got so spooked cuz I was waiting for it to load while I was talking to a friends and then BØÖ
“ I am very good at school “
*oh that’s very very surprising*
I got offended
“And his eyelids are not even there” 🤣🤣
Why is this so good 😂😂 the voice spot on 👍
Jack: BOO
Me: WHAT THE- ohh :laughs at myself:
That really did scare me Bc it was just quiet
I'm listening to this out loud in front of my cousins🧍♂️
Jack:could you get me candy?
Me: sure ima go grab it from the store what do you want?
Not me knowing every person he says vists him-
honestly i listen closely and kind of hear a British accent and the fact that he's from London i love t its so cool :)
Me: Listening this at night
Also me: Haha im in danger-
Same bro I’m listening at night 😅
You got the voice down, dude. How can I not get you candy, you're so damn cute.
Jack "You don't have any candy do you?"
Me- I got bunch of Halloween candy from a few days ago
the voice suits him sm
plz sir do more creepypasta ones 🙏😩 i am literally in love with ur voice hdhdh
I appreciate the slight English accent to it. Idk if that was intentional but its a fun callback to the fact that he is from England.
This is actually really well made! You have the same feel as the character in this video ^^ Are you going to do parts?
Is it bad that I'm simping for every male creepypasta character?
If this ever gets taken down I’ll CRY.
I know this video came out years before Security Breach, but it would be kinda nice if Jack said “Don’t you want a puppet show? I have glitter glue, you like glitter glue? Goggly Eyes?”
I mean it did come out only February last year so only one year
Lol sun but evil
"at least your not a kid!"
.
.
. sir I am gen z with the ages between around I think 10~19.
Jack is actully rlly nice 🍭😻
Laughing jack: No no no no no no no no i hate kids
Me: right then im going away have a good day
I do wonder if "see you in about... 30 minutes" could mean a sequel for this asmr.... It would surely be interesting! And great job!
Me: why does LJ sound like penny wise 👀😂
Did you have a script while doing this? Or just bullet points and ran with it? I'm not saying its bad but if there was a way to organize the 'conversation' a bit better that would be great ^^
EDIT: Wasn't expecting this to get highlighted so I'll be more specific (not trying to be mean just trying to help :3). I know Jack hates kids but to bring it up so often feels very repetitive and a little dry.
I enjoyed the 'calm' but sinister attitude you presented for him. Maybe give him a few more lines where he does insane laughter? The chuckling was good though, and the 'I could care less about your gender' was actually pretty funny. Although this has to do more with style and not script so that's up to you whether or not you're comfortable with it.
Jack spaces out a lot and idk it that's you because you're thinking of more things to say or if that's written in script. It's a BIT sloppy but take that with a grain of salt I guess. He drags out his thoughts way too long too like from 3:47-4:47 idk this section just felt too long, I don't mean in script I mean in energy he sounds too drained and it makes the words seem dragged out. If you bring more energy you'll be able to say longer lines that feel shorter.
Really the biggest nit-pick I have is HOW MUCH he talks about age and kids XD like of course it should be mentioned but it takes up just a large chunk of the video. Hope it helps and I wish you the best!
This is how I know I need to get new eyeglasses prescriptions because I really thought the thumbnail was ryuk from death note!!!!😭😭😭
Why did I find this attractive 😶😭
Can you do more pls?? I love laughing jack❤
"Did you say you have candy?"
Yeah I do
"Oh come on ik you have something"
This helping me get into character cause I’m cosplaying as him, thx!
I would gladly have more of this if there is more to spare.
I love his voice and all the laughs he does!
Good job Retro♡
Me walking to the candy store geting some candy then going back home cause bish i know your ganna kill me i ain't dumb
I don’t like kids either Jack lmao. Also if you’re a candy lover I got peanut m&ms at my place!
Imagine dressing up as LJ for Halloween
Is it just me or do you find his laugh soothing?😂😅
I find it soothing as well.
yes for some reason
I need more laughing jack, ima go cry about it
I dont got candy but you could have my sweet ushy gushy puthy
@Tamaki Amajiki Skiff yes
@Tamaki Amajiki Skiff yes
@Tamaki Amajiki Make me
@Tamaki Amajiki No you did not
@Tamaki Amajiki UwU Skiff 1 Tamaki 0
Am I the only one who thinks laughing jack sounds like pennywise O-o
I got scared at the beginning LMAO
MY CREEPYPASTA PHASE IS BACK OMG YES :D
jack: can you please 3get me some candy ill leave y aloun-
me: NUH UH jack you are now my sibling