BRAND NEW MERCH IS HERE! → onezillionoddg... Let's spread positivity and laughter to the world! Subscribe for more British banter! End song: NEFFEX - Go!
Maybe he was trying to learn brummie from a disk over night and the thing started skipping. "I just had me hair cut.... I just had me hair cut.... I just had me hair cut...." What an "omelette du fromage" moment.
0:44 ish The way doggo's tail starts to wag as he realises he's being lifted to saftey is truly heart warming! Well done to those gentlemen who stepped up to help! ❤❤❤
@@cal298 Dogs will wag their tail to convey a range of emotions: happiness, nervousness, feeling threatened, anxiety, submission and excitement, ah yes lets just assume the dog is scared because Im a miserable cunt that cant be happy for anyone
It actually took a couple times before I realized what he was saying.. I thought he said: "I just hurt me ankle" or something like: "I just ate me egg cold"
There's a bridge literally 20 mtrs away, they could have just got the dog from the otherside using the embankment, you know, without risking breaking the dogs neck.
Oh no, its when you put the dirty plates in the tumble dryer and the clothes in the dishwasher, that's when you know something weird is going on hahahahaha😂😂
I feel the woman with the carrot in the coffee....the other day I went back to the Fridge to get the Milk out and saw a box of cereal there instead....... yup, Milk was in the cupboard next to the Weetabix......
@@andriyshevchenko6209 I don't understand what the woman's deal was. I think the guy buys shit and the woman is like "can you believe this guy". I don't know why OP has thumbs up either. It clearly isn't a back scratcher.
7:48; American, I’ve always heard the bob’s your uncle quip/slang but I’ve never, never ever not until this very moment in my 37 years of life ever heard ‘and funny’s your aunt’ paired with it! And immediately I realized that I had wondered this on occasion over the years! Mystery solved! Victory! Funny’s my Aunt! But seriously, I never heard that part of it before.
*Fanny. Not sure where the second part comes from (Bob's your uncle "arose after Conservative Prime Minister Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 3rd Marquess of Salisbury ("Bob") appointed his nephew Arthur Balfour as Chief Secretary for Ireland in 1887, an act of nepotism, which was apparently both surprising and unpopular"- Wikipedia), but there's an alternative (almost never used) phrase that goes "Fanny's your granny", so it may just be a rhyming that slowly changed over time.
Can we just hold on one New York Minute here on the entire hair cut x7 Man, specifically why is that dude saying he hates kids? Was he accused of quite liking them?
The random cut to the interviewer asking a midget how he feels about the mcdonalds icecream not working and simply saying "Distraught". You cant write comedy like this.
I might be totally off-base here, but I have this weird feeling that the last fella in the hi-viz anorak has just had his hair cut. Just a feeling I'm getting.
i did not understand what the blue strappy thing was supposed to be at the beginning. But it seemed the man thought it to have a much, much different application or usage from what the lady thought it to be used for, and she seemed horrified. Nevertheless what was the blue rubber stretchy strap? I really do not know other than their funny reactions.
Legend has it that he's still telling people he's had his hair cut, even though it's now down to his shoulders.
I saw this comment at the start of the video, and said 'av just 'ad me 'air cut'
Maybe he was trying to learn brummie from a disk over night and the thing started skipping. "I just had me hair cut.... I just had me hair cut.... I just had me hair cut...."
What an "omelette du fromage" moment.
Big vine energy from this clip
average construction worker
he’s a robot beep boop
0:44 ish
The way doggo's tail starts to wag as he realises he's being lifted to saftey is truly heart warming! Well done to those gentlemen who stepped up to help! ❤❤❤
legends
I cheered aloud when they got him. I am lying in bed at 6a and cheering for a dog.
learn why a dog wags its tail
@@cal298 Dogs will wag their tail to convey a range of emotions: happiness, nervousness, feeling threatened, anxiety, submission and excitement, ah yes lets just assume the dog is scared because Im a miserable cunt that cant be happy for anyone
@@Tassie85 A polite round of applause would be quite adequate.
He's just had his hair cut I think.
He's able to name each hair that was cut since there are so few left.
Really? I was wondering where he was coming from. He didn't really say in the video.
I felt like he was trying to say something, but I couldn't decipher
The twist is that he didn't get it cut, he just dyed most of it transparent
It actually took a couple times before I realized what he was saying.. I thought he said: "I just hurt me ankle" or something like: "I just ate me egg cold"
The letter improv game got me, brilliant stuff 🤣
Yeah, that was really good! I want to do that with a friend haha
Brilliant. I was in stitches 😂
"Get with the times. It's ... September."
Aw welldone to those people who rescued the dog out of the river!! ❤
There's a bridge literally 20 mtrs away, they could have just got the dog from the otherside using the embankment, you know, without risking breaking the dogs neck.
@@WeRemainFaceless I was really worried about that.
@@WeRemainFaceless
But then there wouldn't have been a video.
Carrot in the coffee, spoon in the bin … we’ve all been there 😂🤣
Tea in the fridge, milk still out on the counter. “Where’d my fucking tea go?”
I put a used teabag in the fridge once
Oh no, its when you put the dirty plates in the tumble dryer and the clothes in the dishwasher, that's when you know something weird is going on hahahahaha😂😂
@@Laurenhitlogs-kk4qc
You all smoke too much weed.
Serious I thought the carrot was a severed finger till I saw the colour.
What's that I'm smoking?
Or take a beer from the fridge, open the bottle and throw the cap back in the fridge 😂😂😂
that first one 😂
*agonozing screams of pure pain*
"you okay?"
"yeah"
« Bless his little… gooch…? »😭😭
2:53
Correct me if im wrong but that looks like a Quaker parrot. It's face makes this clip even funnier 🤣
The lad on the toilet has been locked there since the 70s
3:12 that might be the best sentence I’ve ever heard in a Scouse accent
"I just wanted a pack of skins and some Desperado's,
Not a standoff with a parrot"
🤣
I feel the woman with the carrot in the coffee....the other day I went back to the Fridge to get the Milk out and saw a box of cereal there instead....... yup, Milk was in the cupboard next to the Weetabix......
That letter discussion thing was hilarious.
9:46 top geezer nothing beats that freshly trimmed feeling
That last man is either very proud of his hair cut or he’s having a stroke and someone should check he’s ok.
I've just checked on him. Say's he's just had his hair cut.
The dogs tail wagging as them boys pull him out the water ❤️❤️❤️
6:11 Nigel's mum... Queer 😂
Well good on her getting with the times! It is…September😂
Hey, I’m a Nigel. Stop taking the piss out of my Mum… she’s dead.
Man groans in agonising pain after falling 3m onto hard floor.
Wife: you OK?
The silicone back scratcher is brilliant! £4 on Groupon don't pay £11 lol
It isn't designed for back scratching though... It's clearly for washing... Silicone isn't going to be very effective for scratching.
For that whole bit, I couldn't understand what was going on and why she was so shocked
@@musicaccount3340 Did you figure it out? I want one for the shower, I hate the sponge back washers, blech!!
can somebody please explain this
@@andriyshevchenko6209 I don't understand what the woman's deal was. I think the guy buys shit and the woman is like "can you believe this guy". I don't know why OP has thumbs up either. It clearly isn't a back scratcher.
How is no one talking about the first one. My guy fell to another dimension 💀
Happy Saturday fuckers!!
Has he just had his hair cut?
Yeh man
7:48; American, I’ve always heard the bob’s your uncle quip/slang but I’ve never, never ever not until this very moment in my 37 years of life ever heard ‘and funny’s your aunt’ paired with it! And immediately I realized that I had wondered this on occasion over the years! Mystery solved! Victory! Funny’s my Aunt! But seriously, I never heard that part of it before.
*Fanny. Not sure where the second part comes from (Bob's your uncle "arose after Conservative Prime Minister Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 3rd Marquess of Salisbury ("Bob") appointed his nephew Arthur Balfour as Chief Secretary for Ireland in 1887, an act of nepotism, which was apparently both surprising and unpopular"- Wikipedia), but there's an alternative (almost never used) phrase that goes "Fanny's your granny", so it may just be a rhyming that slowly changed over time.
I bet haircut bloke works at Asda collecting trolleys. Legend.
3:35 the only crown she'll ever get 😂
even just the Doggo save is worth a like :D
Bro wasnt cooking the meat he was burning off the feathers
9:27 There's something different about that guy, I just can't tell what. New shampoo?
8:22 IT'S THE FUCKING AIN'T FETA LADY! RETURN OF THE QUEEN!
They weren't cooking meat, there blow touching it to get rid of feathers and shit
0:36 so wholesome
Camilla on the throne May 6th wearing a Burger King crown. Magic.
The day before - “I’m going to get my hair cut, yep, just going to get my hair cut… about to go get my hair cut”
I always look forward to these, keep going!
Last guy looked like he just had a haircut . Not sure though, wish he would have told us 😂😂
Guys, guys, I've got a SHOCKING and LIFE CHANGING revelation for you... I reckon ol geezer had his hair cut
Giving the future queen a burger king hat 😆 you can't get more lower class british than that 😂
Pack of skins and some desperados! a true legends corner shop shopping list 😂
6:05 I could watch like an hour of just this I swear
3:42 wtaf is gannin on with this lad
Paedophile getting caught.
I feel that last guy was trying to tell us something...
Mmmmm 🤔 I couldn't figure out what he was trying to tell us
😊
Enjoy these every sat 👌👍
that flat is awesome. perfect for doing up and selling on.
0:30 is so wholesome
Can we just hold on one New York Minute here on the entire hair cut x7 Man, specifically why is that dude saying he hates kids? Was he accused of quite liking them?
That's what I took from that clip too. The lady doth protest too much. I reckon he's, if anything, too fond of kids
Guys, I think he's had his hair cut.
"What do men bring to the table?" We made the fucking table
Nice to see boros cooking standards are improving!
Just had me hair cut
Just had me hair cut
Just had me hair cut
*shows absolutely no hair cut*
Dunno after all those "Honestly" I think we should give Luke and his dressing gown the benefit of doubt.
That bloke at the end, looked like he'd just had his hair cut.
"Hey, there's something different about you..... wait...... no way.... no freaking way...... have you................... have you had a hair cut?"
The random cut to the interviewer asking a midget how he feels about the mcdonalds icecream not working and simply saying "Distraught".
You cant write comedy like this.
I live right near that cannabis farm 🤣
OZOG is my new saturday morning cartoons at 40+ years old. It really feels like a nice cozy warm fire with my spazzy scottish fam
It’s funny how I’ve lived in London for the majority of my life and I can barely understand half of the words being spoken…
The lads reducing the dog is so wholesome
I think they got the whole dog
@@travelingatthespeedoflife It was just lightly simmered, I think. Add a bit of corn flour and we're golden.
It's so small now
@@plebjames you know what I meant
@@scouser2010ify 'reclusing' - you'll get it next time
This was a great one
I think that, I mean I might be way off base here, that that guy just had his hair cut possibly?
3:42 What the hell is happening here? Why are they filming him and what did he do?!
5:36 Me, when I finally become famous enough to get onto Taskmaster.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
nonce sting
The Bus one is probably that he was running late and the next bus was just behind. Either that or he just had an argument with his wife.
9:15
I live in boro. Good job I don't eat many takeaways 😅
Gemma collins is hilarious 🤣
Not really sure, but did the last guy just have a haircut 🤔🙃
6:05 tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I might be totally off-base here, but I have this weird feeling that the last fella in the hi-viz anorak has just had his hair cut. Just a feeling I'm getting.
9:25 i wonder if he got a hair cut? Guess we will never know 😂
10:00 “Justadmeeahcoot”
The guy who wanted a pack of skins and Doritos as he had a haircut
He definitely doesnt like kids
I'm not 100% certain, but I think he's had his hair cut.
Has that last guy just had his hair cut?
He has just had his hair cut.
He had his hair cut.
4:13 Selby Town!
9:25 I think he’s just had his hair cut
i did not understand what the blue strappy thing was supposed to be at the beginning. But it seemed the man thought it to have a much, much different application or usage from what the lady thought it to be used for, and she seemed horrified. Nevertheless what was the blue rubber stretchy strap? I really do not know other than their funny reactions.
i think he had his hair cut
Him: *ORGHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGHHHHH ORGH UHHH OROHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Her: U ok? 🤷♀
I..I think he’s just got his haircut 🤯
what the hell was going on at 1:33
what was the person dying about
can anyone tell me if that guy with any certainty has just had his hair cut? i really have to know!
Coffee and carrot cake ✅
Coffee and carrot 🚫
In what timeline do ppl combine carrots and coffee…it’s the same as cookies and beer 🍺
Good old Poole high street where my man got his hair cut
5:35 ayy Mk1 Ford Focus 😊😮😂
To be fair they might just be burning the feathers left on the chicken before washing and cooking 😊
Screw the milk, he needs a bottle of water....
I don’t know about the carrot in the coffee…more like someone’s thumb?
So I get it's the 21st century but what was the point of that clip? What did he do?
i got a bad feeling about that one. seems like he sent a video to someone... 😬
It was a peado hunting group that stung him, talking sexualy to wee kids!
@@mt0software or he was hacked!
@@mrshaggy6301 oh yeah sorry i forgot it was the 21st century!
Pretty sure he got caught noncing.
woman was eating a carrot? with a coffee? did she forget the cake? carrot cake,, not carrot.
1:27 spat coke everywhere
I wonder if he's had his haircut?
9:29 I wonder if he's had a 'aircot
7:58 Haha me old mate is famous lol
What's that blue thing at 2:15 ?
I also don't know and want to know
ive just had me hair cut
ive just had me hair cut
Throwing the spoon away and putting carrot in the coffee. I'm pretty sure this woman is insane.
Nah, could’ve just had a bad day
Or a new mum
i wonder if he had a hair cut
9:28 - 9:58 im pretty sure that guy has had his hair cut
I think he's just had his hair cut. Not too sure though, better wait until he says it for the 50th tims
I think he's just had his haircut