As a person from Slovakia, I was screaming at the screen for how tough our group could possibly be. This tornameant has so many good teams in it and I can not wait to see it
Don’t think Scotland are keen on it either. I think they don’t want it to overshadow the tournament. At least they can travel in numbers and enjoy it this time.
@@xBenjamin18 😂 that’s it jock….cling into a draw as a good result. That’s the difference between England and Scotland fans…. I don’t remember the 0-0 draws. I can understand from your POV it was a good result, clean sheet against one of best teams in the world, from out POV we had a bad day at work…..and it still matched scotlands best 😂 😂 😂
@@xBenjamin18 everything is fine at home, top of the league pal 😜 And I assumed you were a jock as you were making out it wouldn’t be an easy game, my point is when it matters it won’t be difficult. And we’ll done for spotting who I support, sharp eye you have sir!
but surely it doesnt matter how many times teams drew each other as the draw is random. its not really like the stats give any indication of who we will play
Every England fan is not realistic every single tournament we hype up England and do all of these predictions and praise our selves to meet the French in the final and win the whole thing. We just couldn’t make a more perfect story couldn’t we?!?. Realistically I see Portugal vs France in the final or France Spain. I don’t believe we will make it all the way to the end
you realise these draw simulations arent predictions at all because the closer you run the simulation to infinity each team will be drawn against eachother homogenously, like you've predicted nothing, any differences between 180-220 is all just random error
I think this England team has got to a stage now where you just can't be making any excuses for not getting out of the group stages. Particularly given we've had the Nations League in place for a while now, where we consistently play teams of similar standard. Yes, it's easy (and fair) to point to England's under-performance in the most recent Nations League, but the point is we play against those teams more regularly now than we have in the past so we really shouldn't be blindsided by them when we face them in a serious tournament. Worth mentioning as well, I think, that a lot of the bigger nations are in those pots for a reason - they have some serious issues that teams like England and France don't currently. Yes, one or two injuries massively change things, but if everyone is fit, every other side (France included) should be scared of what England can do to them.
As a French person I can say that I aint scared of England 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 This happens every year you English people think that you have the best team and that you are going to win and look how that turned out (World Cup 2018, Euro 2020, Nations League 2023, World cup 2022) so yea I dont think that anyone is scared of England 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I'm also French but I don't under-estimate the current English team. Belingham is becoming a monster and Saka is tough to stop for any defender. Now both teams can't meet before the semi-final so they already both need to reach that stage first.
England outplayed France in the WC. Sure, if Kane didn't decide to send his penalty to the moon, England would probably have gone on to win then who knows what would've happened. The team that concerns me the most are Spain.
@@laurentutramadra On this I agree. One needs to have a serious bias to consider England "outplayed" France at the World Cup. The match was made tight only because of the clumsiness of the French defence giving them 2 penalties. It's more France that is to be blamed than England that is to be praised for that.
I think Scotland may break there tradition of going out in the First Round... This qualifying campaign has been probably been there best for donkeys years... They took 3 out of 6 from Spain and took 5 points each from Norway and Georgia... But knowing UEFA, we'll be drawn against either Scotland or Wales
As an American, I’m buzzing for the Euros. Euro 2020 was my first international tournament, and I was heartbroken when England lost. Hope to see you guy back on top this summer
I wonder if they took into account how poor Germany has been for a while now. Wouldnt be surprised like you if they drop a stinker and exit group stage .
I mean, it's a fairly easy group tho. The easiest group Germany could get tbh. As bad as the look, I don't see them amongst the worst 8 nations out of the 24@@nigl2807
As a Hungarian, i think Hungary can go on a huge run this year possibly making it even to the semis or beyond, we got the squad and i think we are the true underdogs
@@rubenalexandre7381Belgium is not that good. Spain and Portugal are beatable as well. England's coach is shit so Hungary would have a chance. Only France would beat Hungary easily.
@@busenialakadaretmez5303 Lets not be delusional, Spain, England and France would wipe the floor with Hunary
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@@wamogid7179remember euro 2020 when Hungary drew France and Germany and was level with Portugal for 80 minutes? Now imagine that but they also have an attack that can score goals this time
But, whoever eliminated Hungary in the tournament would get knocked out in the following round. (For example, Belgium eliminated Hungary in round of 16, then was eliminated in quarterfinals by Wales)
Scotland would be the perfect opposition for England. We need a bloody hard grind game with blood and thunder. Maybe Southgate's defensive approach will be what sees us through the group?!
Are there any limits on the draw like not being able to play a country from your qualifying group, or is it just a totally random draw for equal chance of each team coming out of each pot?
the countries that are in the same qualifying groups are in different pots and so they will not play against each other in the groups and they will not play against each other in the round of 16 however anything past that is fair game
Statistically, most permutations of those pots make some of those Groups make for some of the Highest Ranked Groups based on Average World Ranking For Example... France (2nd), Netherlands (7th), Italy (9th) and Denmark (16th) is an average of 8.5, Swap France for England and the average rating 8.75 I think the group of England, Denmark, Ukraine and The Netherlands is a good group...
Sorry did this man just say “a bit of luck in the draw finally” like England haven’t been the luckiest fuckers in the last three international tournaments???
The knockout matches are nothing like in real life. The top 2 from each group can't meet again in the quarters like they are here. Fix your order, it's on UEFA’s website.
Frankly I think there’s only one squad between England and finally their first win in a major tournament in a hundred thousands years, and that’s France. If England lose against anyone else, they’ll have failed
the draw is completely random, these predictions make no sense because no matter how many times you run them, the more you run them the more likely every team will have drawn eachother an equal number of times
This just takes the joy of this being a tournament where anything can happen. I mean if you simulate something enough times the most likely outcome will prevail as the median outcome
This was hardly a simulation was it? No shootouts in the knockouts and England did not even concede. Put the groups in Football Manager and simulate it 1000 times 😅
England also hammered Germany 5-1 in the 2002 WC qualifying games. Who made it to the final in 2002? Qualifying games mean shit. Stop using them as a benchmark for how well a team will do in an actual tournament.
Watching this back now and with the global events that have happened since, I can only imagine the politicising that could potentially go on were Israel to play Ukraine for a place in the finals. Crikey - UEFA better be on their game with that fixture
"In fact, the best player in La Liga plays for England" So? How many of the top 10 players in the Premier League play for England? "Hungary shocking everyone in Group A" Yes! I am shocked. They drew against Germany? No way, Hungary would demolish Germany.
If Bellingham, Kane, Rice and Saka stay fit and in form, I think England will go all the way. Say what you want about Pickford, but he's never let England down and he's a monster at penalties too. The problem, as has been for several years now, is in central defence where Maguire is far too slow. If Southgate can slot in a Tomori/Guehi alongside Stones then I think that would make them a lot stronger.
Imagine not predicting the national team that almost beat france and the netherlands (Greece) and instead pick fucking georgia who lost 1-7 in their home match vs Spain😭💀
It is just funny that the simulator is staying in the 1980s where there were ONLY big names going further in the tournament, at 21 century there must be huge upsets (WC 2022, on going Afcon23 a few examples)... Simulator needs modern day upgrade😂😂😂
Was you simming these games? Or just picked ehst yiu thought. Only cos using the algorithm to place the teams, it wousl be good to then sime thr games say 5x each and tske an average stat from them
Hi Jim, reckon your boy Jamie Moran would send the match simulation equation? I’m Interested in the nations variables too. From one excel geek to another. Only forwards
England is not beating Italy in a tournament that matters even when Italy is not at their best. Histories records show this. I think when England learns humility and stop putting themselves as favorite for tournaments all the time, maybe they'll go all the way to win it.
Southgate is far too defensive to win anything with us. Picks his old favourites too often. Wouldn't be surprised to see Phillips Henderson Mount as the starting midfield for England
England 🏴 have got the players although I'm not sure they've got the manager and they need to be able to win a penalty shootout, contrary to what alot of people seem to think, penalty shootouts aren't a lottery they are not about luck.
As a person from Slovakia, I was screaming at the screen for how tough our group could possibly be. This tornameant has so many good teams in it and I can not wait to see it
same
Yeh
I just don’t want England to draw Scotland. I don't think I can take that conflict of interest again 😂
It’s just boring. So is England vs Italy
Would be an easy game though 😂
Don’t think Scotland are keen on it either. I think they don’t want it to overshadow the tournament. At least they can travel in numbers and enjoy it this time.
@@xBenjamin18 😂 that’s it jock….cling into a draw as a good result.
That’s the difference between England and Scotland fans…. I don’t remember the 0-0 draws. I can understand from your POV it was a good result, clean sheet against one of best teams in the world, from out POV we had a bad day at work…..and it still matched scotlands best 😂 😂 😂
@@xBenjamin18 everything is fine at home, top of the league pal 😜
And I assumed you were a jock as you were making out it wouldn’t be an easy game, my point is when it matters it won’t be difficult.
And we’ll done for spotting who I support, sharp eye you have sir!
4:42 - interesting that only one of those five matchups, Denmark v England happened in the real draw 😂
but surely it doesnt matter how many times teams drew each other as the draw is random. its not really like the stats give any indication of who we will play
Exactly. Those stats do not prove a thing.
I have scotland winning the whole thing. Scott mcsauce ballon d’or incoming
They don't have enough English players.
@@lervish1966 Because English players win so many international tournaments.
I reckon Netherlands slap Germany 3-0
Every England fan is not realistic every single tournament we hype up England and do all of these predictions and praise our selves to meet the French in the final and win the whole thing. We just couldn’t make a more perfect story couldn’t we?!?. Realistically I see Portugal vs France in the final or France Spain. I don’t believe we will make it all the way to the end
Have some faith mate, we've got arguably the best team in world football. We can do this
@@MailProfessional4287 Hahahaha
I don't see Spain getting past Semis, if even that. I think more likely a German vs Portugal final.
you realise these draw simulations arent predictions at all because the closer you run the simulation to infinity each team will be drawn against eachother homogenously, like you've predicted nothing, any differences between 180-220 is all just random error
I think this England team has got to a stage now where you just can't be making any excuses for not getting out of the group stages. Particularly given we've had the Nations League in place for a while now, where we consistently play teams of similar standard. Yes, it's easy (and fair) to point to England's under-performance in the most recent Nations League, but the point is we play against those teams more regularly now than we have in the past so we really shouldn't be blindsided by them when we face them in a serious tournament.
Worth mentioning as well, I think, that a lot of the bigger nations are in those pots for a reason - they have some serious issues that teams like England and France don't currently. Yes, one or two injuries massively change things, but if everyone is fit, every other side (France included) should be scared of what England can do to them.
As a French person I can say that I aint scared of England 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 This happens every year you English people think that you have the best team and that you are going to win and look how that turned out (World Cup 2018, Euro 2020, Nations League 2023, World cup 2022) so yea I dont think that anyone is scared of England 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I'm also French but I don't under-estimate the current English team. Belingham is becoming a monster and Saka is tough to stop for any defender. Now both teams can't meet before the semi-final so they already both need to reach that stage first.
England outplayed France in the WC. Sure, if Kane didn't decide to send his penalty to the moon, England would probably have gone on to win then who knows what would've happened. The team that concerns me the most are Spain.
Two penaltys for england world cup 2022 against france. Engkis fan tell England win euro 2024😂😂😂😂
@@laurentutramadra On this I agree. One needs to have a serious bias to consider England "outplayed" France at the World Cup. The match was made tight only because of the clumsiness of the French defence giving them 2 penalties. It's more France that is to be blamed than England that is to be praised for that.
I think Scotland may break there tradition of going out in the First Round...
This qualifying campaign has been probably been there best for donkeys years...
They took 3 out of 6 from Spain and took 5 points each from Norway and Georgia...
But knowing UEFA, we'll be drawn against either Scotland or Wales
As an American, I’m buzzing for the Euros. Euro 2020 was my first international tournament, and I was heartbroken when England lost. Hope to see you guy back on top this summer
Fight and win
Finally an American that isn’t an obnoxious twat! 😂 met way too many who love to make fun of us. Thanks for being a decent human being.
Get ready to be heartbroken again
@@DominoDay4Live sono italiano mio amico
dai Paesi Bassi @@alexdimassa2745
But during EK 2020 I rooted with all my friends for Italy
I also think it's too early for Germany to change course could be a shock exit out the group stage
I wonder if they took into account how poor Germany has been for a while now. Wouldnt be surprised like you if they drop a stinker and exit group stage .
Is it a shock exit if they’ve been booted out of the group stage in the last 2 world cups?
Despite its poor form, I believe Germany can still reach the quarterfinals, before eliminated by Spain.
I mean, it's a fairly easy group tho. The easiest group Germany could get tbh. As bad as the look, I don't see them amongst the worst 8 nations out of the 24@@nigl2807
@@halfeatengamer3400 Yeah but getting knocked out in group stages as hosts is shocking tho
bad predictions. just picked the bigger names with no suprises. Guaranteed its not going to end like this
Slovenia gets confused with Slovakia once again... 8:26
England will not go even near the final, you can simulate 1 million times you like but you never know what happens
Best player in La Liga is English and the best player in the Prem is Spanish lmao
Who exactly is “the best player in the Prem is Spanish”?
tbh turkey would beat serbia easily and scotland also probably
As a Hungarian, i think Hungary can go on a huge run this year possibly making it even to the semis or beyond, we got the squad and i think we are the true underdogs
France, Portugal, England, Spain, Belgium...All teams that would beat you easily. No chance of making the semis for you lol
@@rubenalexandre7381Belgium is not that good. Spain and Portugal are beatable as well. England's coach is shit so Hungary would have a chance. Only France would beat Hungary easily.
@@busenialakadaretmez5303 Lets not be delusional, Spain, England and France would wipe the floor with Hunary
@@wamogid7179remember euro 2020 when Hungary drew France and Germany and was level with Portugal for 80 minutes? Now imagine that but they also have an attack that can score goals this time
But, whoever eliminated Hungary in the tournament would get knocked out in the following round. (For example, Belgium eliminated Hungary in round of 16, then was eliminated in quarterfinals by Wales)
JLA makes the best football videos on the internet and it isn't even close
wich website do you use for that
Scotland would be the perfect opposition for England. We need a bloody hard grind game with blood and thunder. Maybe Southgate's defensive approach will be what sees us through the group?!
Scotland will not be a hard game.
Are there any limits on the draw like not being able to play a country from your qualifying group, or is it just a totally random draw for equal chance of each team coming out of each pot?
the countries that are in the same qualifying groups are in different pots and so they will not play against each other in the groups and they will not play against each other in the round of 16 however anything past that is fair game
Why the Quarter finals are mixed ?
Wouldn't it make more sense to wait for the draw... and then simulate it? lol
Greece will go through the play offs!
@ninog11 They were unlucky not to go through ahead of Netherlands especially with 2 massive teams in thier group.
Dinos with 5 headed goals.
And win it like 2004, 20 year anniversary 🎉🎉
Statistically, most permutations of those pots make some of those Groups make for some of the Highest Ranked Groups based on Average World Ranking
For Example...
France (2nd), Netherlands (7th), Italy (9th) and Denmark (16th) is an average of 8.5, Swap France for England and the average rating 8.75
I think the group of England, Denmark, Ukraine and The Netherlands is a good group...
Sorry did this man just say “a bit of luck in the draw finally” like England haven’t been the luckiest fuckers in the last three international tournaments???
Loved this m! So excited for the Euros
Turkey have an extremely talented 11 and just beat Germany 3-2, I highly doubt they will finish with 0 points
They were playing really well too qualifying for the last euros and they got hammered in their group so who knows
The knockout matches are nothing like in real life. The top 2 from each group can't meet again in the quarters like they are here. Fix your order, it's on UEFA’s website.
Turkey has 0 pts? We have found the true coach after years and are gonna fight for 1st in the group with Portugal probably, mark my words :)
With montella and young players u will see how Turkey kick their asses
Frankly I think there’s only one squad between England and finally their first win in a major tournament in a hundred thousands years, and that’s France. If England lose against anyone else, they’ll have failed
This sounds like Avengers Endgame, where there's only one future where England win the Euros 🤣
James, i want to see the spreadsheet full. Please
🏴 I genuinely think Scotland could surprise people. Would be happy if we got out the groups
They definitely won’t, it would be a fucking miracle if they make it out of the groups, even then it’s a guranteed ro16 exit…
Group A:
Germany, Hungary, Switzerland, Scotland finishing position
You did well against Spain and Norway in both home and away games. I think you could make it.
Ayo the first frame of this video is from the main menu of cyberpunk 2077 😂 fair play
Some Fans Are Saying Portugal 🇵🇹 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How were the results determined though? And yeah, the draw should be completely random so who knows what the actual groups will be like
the draw is completely random, these predictions make no sense because no matter how many times you run them, the more you run them the more likely every team will have drawn eachother an equal number of times
Footballs coming home
Everybody wants to see France 🇫🇷 vs 🏴 England if it happens it would be very special 🙏 Final
Unfortunately, it looks like it may happen in semifinal.
@@jimmyyue238How
England’s XT (expected trophies) = 0.00 😂
Brilliant video this James!
This just takes the joy of this being a tournament where anything can happen. I mean if you simulate something enough times the most likely outcome will prevail as the median outcome
He havent even set up the groups right, its just fun, nothing serious.
Unless there is some reason why certain teams from different pots can't go together that I'm not aware of, is the draw not just completely random?
Of course - hence why each team drew each other pretty much the exact same number of times :D
This was hardly a simulation was it? No shootouts in the knockouts and England did not even concede. Put the groups in Football Manager and simulate it 1000 times 😅
and the result is...
England didn’t concede from open play once in the last Euros.
@@halfeatengamer3400 fair enough. 😄 Still conceded though.
Banger of a video James
England also hammered Germany 5-1 in the 2002 WC qualifying games. Who made it to the final in 2002?
Qualifying games mean shit. Stop using them as a benchmark for how well a team will do in an actual tournament.
3:20 I don't know where you got that stat from, but it's definitely not correct. I'm Welsh, so I know that definitely isn't correct
Surely this is all kinda meaningless, each group is as likely to be drawn as another, no?
It’s just a bit of fun
Watching this back now and with the global events that have happened since, I can only imagine the politicising that could potentially go on were Israel to play Ukraine for a place in the finals. Crikey - UEFA better be on their game with that fixture
England always get an easy path lets be honest here
England is flying home after the quarter-finals.
"In fact, the best player in La Liga plays for England" So? How many of the top 10 players in the Premier League play for England?
"Hungary shocking everyone in Group A" Yes! I am shocked. They drew against Germany? No way, Hungary would demolish Germany.
If Bellingham, Kane, Rice and Saka stay fit and in form, I think England will go all the way. Say what you want about Pickford, but he's never let England down and he's a monster at penalties too. The problem, as has been for several years now, is in central defence where Maguire is far too slow. If Southgate can slot in a Tomori/Guehi alongside Stones then I think that would make them a lot stronger.
Imagine not predicting the national team that almost beat france and the netherlands (Greece) and instead pick fucking georgia who lost 1-7 in their home match vs Spain😭💀
Old Spencer fc vibes, love it
jamie you did us dirty with georgia over greece xD
It is just funny that the simulator is staying in the 1980s where there were ONLY big names going further in the tournament, at 21 century there must be huge upsets (WC 2022, on going Afcon23 a few examples)... Simulator needs modern day upgrade😂😂😂
Gremany would get knocked out
Luxembourg will beat Georgia. We are massive. Mark this comment
What Was The Website You Used?
Easily England 🇬🇧 France 🇫🇷 Italy 🇮🇹
Was you simming these games? Or just picked ehst yiu thought. Only cos using the algorithm to place the teams, it wousl be good to then sime thr games say 5x each and tske an average stat from them
Hi Jim, reckon your boy Jamie Moran would send the match simulation equation? I’m Interested in the nations variables too. From one excel geek to another. Only forwards
for the rest of europe, england and france are cartoon supervillains.
This is more exciting than the real thing.
you did 1000 stimulation and missed out on the winner of euro Greece
Aye that went well then eh ?
You should do, a prediction video euro 2024
But it seems this has got some pairings right - Hungary/Germany , France/Austria , Portugal/Turkey etc!
Jezus Jimbo, it's hard enough to be an Ajax fan atm, don't give the Netherlands such a difficult draw as well 😅
italy were actually facing germany and england france you rigged it
England is not beating Italy in a tournament that matters even when Italy is not at their best. Histories records show this. I think when England learns humility and stop putting themselves as favorite for tournaments all the time, maybe they'll go all the way to win it.
History doesn’t mean guaranteed
3:19 Well, Poland is one of the teams that did beat them at home.
I see you wrote down Czech Republic. It is now Czechia.
Please do the CAN 24 🤞🏿🤞🏿🤞🏿
Wales lost 3 matches at home and 1 of them was to Poland
Someone remind me to come back here after the euros lol
is this a website or what ? can i have it ?
The best player in La Ligas English yeah, but the best player in the prem is Spanish 😂
great title jim
Czech republic is not going to lose every match in the group. Get your facts right
Get your understanding of the word facts right.
Southgate is far too defensive to win anything with us. Picks his old favourites too often. Wouldn't be surprised to see Phillips Henderson Mount as the starting midfield for England
the best player in la liga is french
anyone know how i can also do this?
I don’t need to watch it now! Thanks Jim!
Why is there an eagle on the Austria flag?
No way Italy beats Hungary
Interesting to see as I got tickets for game 47 (QF in Berlin) , wouldn’t mind a Croatia Spain tbf
England 🏴 have got the players although I'm not sure they've got the manager and they need to be able to win a penalty shootout, contrary to what alot of people seem to think, penalty shootouts aren't a lottery they are not about luck.
Not even a mention for Greece? They are winning the play off and will be in the Euro, just you watch
Portugal will win it all.
I’m saying the same thing they’re clearly favorites
Are You Blind look at Their ass groups 😂😂💀🤡
Is no one going to mention the Southgate factor? Or are we saying England can do it in spite of the manager? 😊
Scotland 😢 ❤❤❤
France winning it all
Nahh England
I wish you could live in my head.
£100 on England vs France final
I would take that. I'm not a betting man but you should put £1 on it happening.
Group of death is B