I BOUGHT A BABY!!

I BOUGHT A BABY!!
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[@danielschimel1262]

Jemma: burping Asher
Dan: NEVER SHAKE THE BABY!!!

[@elizabethaftonakatheicecre8301]

😂😂😂😂

[@henrykktan630]

Daniel Schimel lol

[@GoldBlock13]

He should say that

[@RKnollmanYT]

Lol 😂

[@asridnomical3652]

I will do that one day :)

[@penguindude9267]

Who's watching this after he is actually having a baby?

[@tsukit]

Me

[@mrthicknoodles]

MEH

[@orangejuice1198]

Me

[@user-vv5vn3st5q]

Do u mean after finds out he is having a baby

[@konomiyu]

Meh

[@dogeydoge5577]

2017: I brought a baby!
2019: Expecting a baby!
Congrats!

[@danabonezzi6712]

🤩

[@lowspecgamersutd.3970]

2020: i have a baby

[@magnificentmia906]

2020:Had a baby!

[@darkxgalaxxy6067]

:Everybody before Dan’s baby was born: I wonder if Dan is ever going to have a baby
January 5 2020: Asher Middleton was born
:Everyone liked that:

[@Phoenix_BS]

This whole episode was foreshadowing

[@Whyisitsohardtogetaname]

he does now lol XD

[@devbolla]

DarkxGalaxxy yeah

[@clementinebetsy9267]

I was not born before him

[@clementinebetsy9267]

But he does have a baby boy

[@skepbeans]

Imagine Dan's child watching this when he's/she's older.

[@snapper6390]

uh oh

[@alopey1699]

He

[@AMomb417]

ASHER DON’T SEE THIS PLEASE

[@moxy8140]

If he makes it

[@TylerRPSI]

It’s a he btw 😂

[@user-df7ev7gd8o]

Dan: “I bought a baby!!!”
Asher: “Rude… I feel replaced…”

[@smithsoniansmith2433]

LOL! XD

[@susiebennerson4900]

yeh, i get how you feel, Asher

[@emmaelizabeth4493]

Asher was not even thought of when this video was made

[@user-df7ev7gd8o]

@@emmaelizabeth4493 it was a joke lol

[@user-df7ev7gd8o]

@BlockAnimart i guess we’l never know

[@jessgrace2191]

Who's here after finding out he's gonna be a dad? ❤️
Edit: Asher is so cute 🥺

[@abiandkaykay9422]

Me!

[@KaosVlog]

Me!

[@galoortiz8082]

ME!

[@SagyTity1]

Not me because this video is literally 2 years old

[@jessgrace2191]

Ice Cream King and this comment is literally one month old

[@theworthysoul]

Now you’re actually having a baby, congrats 😁

[@sonnyg5363]

@Diddy Kong wut

[@Neuer_amp]

@@sonnyg5363 mommy

[@SK-rr1sv]

Because he bought it

[@Celia-4312]

Two years later… “HELLO DADDY” says Asher “Heyy Asher” replies Dan

[@ijnh9336]

Huh? He is?

[@rylanoaks1402]

Life If you still have a wii

[@Kakarotta17]

Cactus Bomb I would but my wii broke

[@cheesyanton]

Cactus Bomb I have RUclips on my wii but it's getting taken out on June 30, 2017

[@maydaymayday4225]

Cactus Bomb I have one ._.

[@sealickeeplayz_8660]

I have a wii u

[@cryptoqueen5061]

I watched all your videos

[@maxiemc5034]

What will Jemma say...

[@karlimerritt3690]

why is my sound on my headphones not working

[@jefre21]

I

[@sakura1589]

ik

[@leecollins2671]

Karli Merritt I think she will dump Dan.

[@disismarcoboi2596]

you are not ready

[@pewdiepiepewdiepie9046]

who else is here after he revealed hes going to be a father?

[@RudyUrzua]

me!

[@p1zza__287]

Yep

[@coolguy087]

Mememmememe

[@darrenashton8535]

ME

[@mesmerscrump3323]

Me!!

[@kevvyzez2941]

Now you have a real baby, Amazing!
Ps: The baby is borned!!! SO CUTE! OWO

[@amourrahh]

UWU

[@p1zza__287]

No need to buy a baby

[@danieldowd6249]

👪

[@jfuzzi4625]

ik

[@miaksol]

Not yet in 2020

[@rxhatesyou4625]

TV remotes can now be placed inside your children, THE FUTURE IS NOW

[@arianalopez1897]

alien race of dried up meme reuploaders haha

[@ynini]

*dan playing with baby*
*Jemma walks in*
Jemma: WHAT THE?!?!?!?!!

[@chmpermacarn9863]

CyberPlaysMC ...

[@chmpermacarn9863]

.

[@kristaatchley6161]

🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

[@urfav.X0X0]

Who is jemma?

[@v4nni976]

PureDamage his wife

[@summermartin7653]

2017 I brought a baby
2019 we're having a baby
2020 our baby is here

[@itstimetogameyey3robolx238]

Very ture

[@emilyd6126]

Not true

[@emilyd6126]

Iron 2020

[@emilyd6126]

Oh

[@moonio]

His baby is here now

[@bamberlily1726]

I can seriously imagine dan as a father now 🤣

[@qtoons3270]

Cough.

[@saoirseharris1994]

so about that

[@brooklynrae4]

Did you did you travel to the future

[@bamberlily1726]

Brooklyn The Cookie maybe. Maybe...

[@kookie_kake5654]

What if i told you that he is?

[@izzymcmillan8141]

Game: Try not to shake the baby
Dan: tRY NoT tO shAKe THe bAbY!!!1!

[@mustafaabdulsalam4693]

IzzyDoesStuff XD XD XD

[@elisiasakisdhkfwf7150]

*Watching Dan Babysit Terrance*
Me : Dan, Your gonna be A GOOD FATHER

[@erin1172]

SDHKF With Friends Anyone can be father but but it's special if your a dad

[@Ethylus]

heh

[@frenchfries9414]

me: he cant even take care of a fake baby.
dan: we're having a baby!
also, this is just a joke....
please dont hate

[@swatimankar1064]

He is Ganna have baby boy in 2020

[@GifGamingReal]

I dont get it... there's only soup

[@Bxllalizn]

i understand i just think its Funny, dan is also VEry FUnny with a Supercalifragilisticexpealidoshes Funny,

[@magnificentmia906]

@@GifGamingReal What do you mean there's only soup?

[@noodles6969]

Diozeye Gaming XD

[@ItsSpringyYT]

Congrats on getting a real one soon

[@RudyUrzua]

how do you know its a boy

[@RudyUrzua]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@lowbii6883]

@@RudyUrzua possibly an X ray?

[@ItsSpringyYT]

@100 subs with no videos wdym

[@andrewmonfils148]

You should have Jemma react to this

[@bernielees4127]

Myggfyii6 tr67
33e221 t

[@skunkbunnyroblox]

yeah

[@corgicorgicorgi]

Dan caring for a baby
DadTDM

[@joshwtf100]

Asrielluminate lmao yes

[@triniteehee4458]

yus

[@waliorr8321]

ASRIEL DREEMUR= SERIAL KILLER... in your true form it doesn't make sense man.

[@gretagarza1179]

Asrielluminate so much yes

[@mochimelon6999]

Asrielluminate Lol the puns

[@chroma9757]

Now, DanTDM has become DadTDM

[@Eltrixen]

He actually is now

[@creeprvictor]

Game: The baby's name is Yuto.
Dan: Hi baby Terence.
Dan's Thoughts:
To bad, his name is *Terence*, not *Yuto*

[@slyther_2198]

.

[@AquaCat-is8rz]

Dan: "this can be the start of a beautiful friendship"
Terrance: "I'm your son"

[@alxb1073]

AquaCat222 2 haha

[@skypoe7966]

AquaCat222 2 is f7nny

[@user-ns5le8rp1m]

no he is babysting

[@Crystal-dt5vt]

His name is Yuto not Terrance

[@ethanmcneill1941]

@@Crystal-dt5vt his name is terrance
the game is lying

[@42.phamminhtriet32]

Careful with your baby on the future, don't SHAKE or BURN him

[@shaninishanthan7694]

The Human Bacon

[@lavishgamer6004]

The Human Bacon LOL!

[@lagstudios94]

Dan they are making minecraft storymode season 2!!!!!!!

[@_amews_]

The Human Bacon name the baby jefft

[@ctrx8107]

Dan Finally Have A Baby BOIIII

[@jengilson1]

Dan: “don’t shake the baby.…” *shakes the baby.* mama: NOOOOO YOU MONSTER!!!!!

[@lucassantostoons]

Dan: I’M NOT SHAKING THE BABY

[@deborahwise5284]

Omg congrats on the real baby dan I'm so happy for you❤❤❤❤❤

[@Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX]

Ok who didn’t see this coming!

[@kimmills1504]

i guess you can say its a REMOTELY controlled baby

[@Smoll_Bean_Kyo]

That pun was as sad as my life....

[@May-tj2jg]

blue flame lolol

[@isabelametz473]

blue flame lol

[@socksawachowski7001]

blue flame aye

[@alanrodriguez3425]

Genius!!!

[@zerodeathser8079]

A life lesson with dan
NEVER SHAKE YOUR BABY

[@samations123]

"its not my fault someone burnt the steak" DanTDM 2017

[@batterychannel61]

Dan two years ago as of 2019: I adopted a fake baby!
Dan and Jem in 2019: We're having a baby boy!
Me: time goes by so fast man.

[@thrashnottrash7367]

You: oh shoot I just dropped a baby
Wii mother: how did you do? :)
You: bless my soul please
Wii mother: *stares at you*
You: I think I'll just leave the dead baby with her.

[@rivergordon-worrall1410]

b

[@danielmisiaszek8380]

Stealth fox LOL😂😂

[@zetwave]

3 years late but her name is mama not Wii mother

[@onidtheanimal]

Dan:guys I bought something again
Me: what did you buy this time

[@notshiba5353]

Was it a donation? lol

[@yanderebakugo6120]

8:33
Me And My Friend Were Watching This And We Laughed So Hard We Were Coughing 😂😂

[@Rizzgodngl]

Same here

[@Alex-fy9ry]

8:36

[@shinymusic7365]

*_It’s real now._*

[@RudyUrzua]

and he killed a fake baby
by dropping it 100 mill times

[@zen0syne]

╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE?!?!!
╚╩╩╩╝

[@IosCrafterICGAME]

Gaming World i did

[@Nana-ze9lx]

Gaming World how did you do that???

[@neojester]

Trixia Ilagan he copy and pasted it.

[@ralphsahyoun5557]

Gaming World meh

[@narwhals4life395]

ur mom did

[@peggytoast625]

..jemma walks in.. "Dan! Can you feed the pugs and then-" ..jemma sees Dan hugging baby and slowly walks out..

[@theplayer57saywhat.65]

XxdiscopandaxX :3 *lol*

[@alonzosc6566]

😒😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@Mi_Sai]

XxdiscopandaxX :3 I can imagine that happening

[@imepoch9445]

XxdiscopandaxX :3 same

[@dianavalencia735]

XxdiscopandaxX :3 😂

[@shib55]

You didn't have to buy a baby you already have one!
I know.

[@SnowyFrost-x3]

WHAT?

[@xdgameplay6647]

@@SnowyFrost-x3 hes having a baby check his latest vid

[@SnowyFrost-x3]

@@xdgameplay6647 yeah i saw...
WHY HAVE I NOT KNOWEN THIS XD

[@saltsalted1528]

Sadly the baby is in the belly roght now

[@RudyUrzua]

yes!

[@GabrielRodriguez-fg5pp]

Never shake the baby!😂

[@nahguy]

*N E V E R S H A K E T H E B A B Y*

[@gh0ste_l1es48]

bichuela Doom idk

[@helendanby8384]

bichuela Doom copyer

[@kirstenlaska8545]

Or..............it will puke

[@Mars-bl2vl]

Never shake the baby never shake the baby shake the baby!!!!!!!!!😉😉😉😉

[@elxandalorian6128]

Name the baby Tiny TDM

[@moderreaper269]

Fuzzy Pickle I subbed

[@happy.time.boredom]

Imagine if Jemma just walked in at 7:29

[@gamepadsandgumballs6762]

8:54 HE SHOOK THE BABY

[@beetlebunn4417]

Please dont shake the baby

[@gianniskatopodis]

You would be a great dad!! :D

[@diojoestar8152]

7:37 shaking his own hands

[@lorelaiii26]

Caring for a baby instructions DONT SHAKE THE BABY!!!!!
Also if your watching this 2 years later then you know he’s gonna be a real dad

[@DumpleDorf]

Dan please do me a favour and don't be a dad, for the child's health and safety

[@bluer6225]

about that…

[@hollywoodhouse8886]

You make me laugh
Game: NEVER SHAKE THE BABY
Dantdm:I KNOWWWWWW

[@aevacayanan3340]

KittyCat -holly Emma woodhouse LOL

[@awsomegamerplayz2422]

Jemma:aw our new kid is so cute
Dan:let me just stick a wii remote up his back

[@RudyUrzua]

yes . .
_______

[@sherlockfurr2705]

Little did he know....❤️

[@milk3182]

Lol my sister got that baby years ago and couldn't let it go she still has it and she is a big fan of Dantdm

[@albertoabrameto373]

Dan NEVER SHAKE THE BABY

[@sToRm_1976]

Alberto Abrameto haha u are roght

[@sToRm_1976]

I mean right

[@uniqueunicorn2721]

Alberto Abrameto it's very important

[@youssefamrz2936]

Alberto Abrameto lol

[@lindamcgarrigle1161]

Tina m you can edit comments

[@pastelpink9567]

I have a wii it’s incredible that Dan has one too there so old!

[@livikostar9754]

Damn not only has he had one child but now two it crazy to see how far he's come

[@iPenguie]

what happened to Terrence the pig

[@ollie8533]

Wizth TheE2Master and grim

[@isabellelecomte8536]

Congratulations for your baby

[@boblot1430]

Isabelle Lecomte hahaha!!!

[@trudilebrese7741]

Isabelle Lecomte 😊

[@the_amandelorian]

Came right here after baby announcement

[@spaghetti4339]

Dan: I'm doing it!
*says that while failing*

[@alexandradordzhieva3835]

"I didn't drop him on purpose"
-DanTDM

[@waffle8esprinkles741]

Me:suuuurrreee

[@beanieboosunlimited7335]

Baby Care Guides:
No matter what you do...
*dO NOt sHakE tHE BaBY*

[@hambuga476]

Beanieboosunlimited me and my friend threw it outside and said that a truck hit it
I’m a good father

[@revelinatokromo8302]

Okehhh
;-;

[@not_noahh.]

Dan: i bought a baby
3 years later: gets a baby

[@absolutely.not.lulu1231]

3:42 pov: me when i was younger and holding my sister, not knowing what to do when she cried

[@ScwRocks]

Dan would be the most COOLEST father EVER!

[@jowldy2344]

Dan might become a father in real life tho xD

[@peterraygada3737]

Jowldy Woldy he might but only time can tell

[@berting8123]

Scw Rocks he is with 2 pugs

[@philippmayer-eming7501]

Ok

[@ForsenForsen]

Scw Rocks his name is not dan...

[@richmondpeg]

Dont shake the baby...
*DROP IT ON IT'S HEAD*

[@lpsmacaron2941]

The Rainstorm Conspiracy lol

[@foolishjoe]

uh i don't think thats safe sir

[@froggy3074]

what the fu*k

[@duckwastooken]

I had to come back and watch this after he told us he’s having a baby

[@danabonezzi6712]

g

[@Meow_teehee]

After watching this, I know hes gonna be a great dad.

[@puddle6162]

Yup. Dan should not be allowed to hold a baby....

[@malaiaquijada3718]

Panda Que yup.......lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dsilvertsd3625]

Panda Que *allowed not let , not trying to be mean just improving language

[@arianaclish]

Panda Que hahaha

[@baarerbears1211]

XD

[@fanboypotion4412]

Panda Que yea... LOOOOOOL

[@nezolar]

in memory of terrance the pig from Dan's older videos

[@Makochips]

FoxGamerYT 376 oh yay!

[@alzuanx]

FoxGamerYT 376 i forgot about him pls dont call me mean :'(

[@natron0331]

This is him training himself to take care of Asher and now he’s a legend at it

[@elizabethaftonakatheicecre8301]

Jemma: *shakes the baby*
Dan: *walks in*
Jemma: Dan why do u seem angry?
Dan: *inhales
Dan: NEVER SHAKE THE BABY
Jemma: O.O

[@SanixPlayz]

Dan: Let's learn how to be a dad or a babysitter-
**baby falls down**
Dan: NO!
*Best dad of the year 2017*
(Edit: Thanks for 200+ likes ❤)

[@monkeychief1904]

SunixPlayz lol yeah

[@hachikou3590]

k

[@zskr257]

SunixPlayz lol

[@ethan171]

lol

[@sugarbuniii]

SunixPlayz when I was a baby my dad threw me in the air three times but only caught me two times XD

[@lemononthestreet2994]

WHO WOULD PUT A BABY IN A BOX?

[@kellydunavant8700]

CMJ Plays CHILD ABUSE

[@nubidubi23]

Autismo Johnson animal abuse

[@ratdaddy1938]

Terrance abuse

[@lowbii6883]

At the start I was dozing off (it was late) while it was loading, when it played again dan immediately said BAM!
that scared me half to death😂😂😂

[@redsnoof]

0:31
Dan: idk what to name the baby yet
Me: Asher Middleton, your only son has came to life

[@heart_broken2533]

Wee baby sitting mama

[@johndoe-yd8vu]

"hOw DId yoU dO?"
"DO NOT SHAKE THE BABY!!!!"

[@shad4175]

when are you gonna have a baby of yours we are waiting for your junior 😉

[@txddii]

But now he will have his own natural born baby 😱

[@sydneemarie9828]

What if dan names his baby in January Terrence? 😂😂

[@Jarxay]

sydnee_marie010 due*

[@sydneemarie9828]

@@Jarxay Yeah sorry 😂🤣

[@lucasvidz9488]

Fat chance because he's already named Asher

[@sydneemarie9828]

@@lucasvidz9488 yeah fingers crossed

[@waeljawish8944]

5 mins with a baby and he falls on the floor twice and dan sits on on him what a great father dan 😂

[@iloveyoutunes1423]

wael jawish so true

[@maxwoodhouse7217]

You DID Not Listen DAN You Shaker Your BABY!!?

[@maxwoodhouse7217]

Well Done Can You Dropped Your Baby Twice And A Poor Baby Hates You

[@parkdon]

who can?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?

[@parkdon]

i meant who is can

[@advaitmenon8669]

Get Jem to help you babysit

[@ashlynrose2599]

ADVAIT MENON OMG YESSSSSSSSS

[@pusheenkitty7722]

ADVAIT MENON YES

[@zolalhami8717]

ADVAIT MENON yessss

[@arjellagamayofortuny2692]

Pusheen Kitty uu

[@arjellagamayofortuny2692]

ADVAIT MENON poop

[@briccanimations]

2017: I have a fake baby.
2020: I have a real baby.
2022: I have *another* real baby.

[@heatheryarbrough4431]

Do more of this game

[@melaniec9239]

7:00
And then the pugs sneak in and steal the baby.
R.I.P TerranceTDM!

[@doriesarias9246]

oh my gosh

[@gemmasimmonds4739]

Dan you kept dropping the baby and Dan never.......
SHAKE THE BABY!!!!! LOL

[@katie670]

It's not realll

[@nataliemorrison1377]

so he can pretend

[@mellyvideos1870]

Gemma Simmonds mama,a,a

[@hollyoakey8354]

Gemma Simmonds why are you mean?

[@nataliemorrison1377]

they r not mean they being funny so stop being such a party pooper 💩

[@IAmNobody451]

Asher blink twice if you're in danger

[@ToastyIsOdd]

3:05 its very importent to not shake the baby

[@rosietano8810]

Dan: Guys.. I’ve bought something again...
Me: Oh no...

[@lpsmacaron2941]

Splodgo I T S A B A B Y

[@urboicross9820]

Lol

[@amyhau8482]

Lol

[@swatimankar1064]

A baby boy

[@saadmanmahfuz]

Omg this comment was made 10 months ago, he didnt say that Dan had a real son.

[@lolitsme1090]

BEST.DAD.EVER!!!!

[@Sp3ctralI]

6:00 still funny to this day, I remember when the vid barely came out

[@itsrandomglacier2694]

Hahaha that meme from his reddit

[@GoldBlock13]

Jemma: is rocking Asher gently
Dan: DONT SHAKE THE BABY

[@crystalsaurus]

If Dan can't take care of this baby, imagine what he would do to a real one.

[@itzcat288]

Crystal Tran it would be dead XD jk, lol

[@MissingThreatre2002]

stop he will be a grat dad

[@lillyanna5342]

Lol

[@batlxntern]

@@MissingThreatre2002 Look. I m a g i n e, Idiot.

[@toilet8580]

He will maybe shake the baby.

[@owend8606]

This is how you know you've found the weird side of RUclips 😂

[@shadecreeper1027]

Owen D ikr

[@marshmalloweevee8333]

Owen D ik!!!

[@helloimnormalright9873]

Owen D ik

[@melvinphumperdink2495]

I know but this is dan were talking about...lol

[@choisan1321]

Owen D ikr lol

[@notshiba5353]

Me: *"Hey Dan. T or D"*
Dan: *"Dare!"*
Me: *"I dare you to do this again!"*
Dan: *"..."*

[@vixiix_6795]

Dan : well lets say its going to happen again cause jems pregnat

[@jocelynsuarezduffie207]

T or D (or M)

[@rebornslife7240]

DanTDM Junior! That is my suggestion for his name

[@marleykarci8187]

Who else thinks Dan would be a 'great' babysitter/dad??

[@avalons2548]

Me!!

[@alexandermendez1809]

dan will make an alsome dad lol😉😂

[@stylesmontemorra4898]

ME

[@ceciliahemling6509]

Dan would be the best dad bc he's funny and kind

[@slimequeens6060]

MeowMeowMarci Meow "ME"OW

[@katienbailey7159]

Dan you are my favourite RUclipsr ever I love you, Jemma and the pugs oh and of course Terrance ❤️❤️
Ps remember......
......NEVER SHAKE THE BABY!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️

[@carlanderson3072]

Katie N Bailey I hate baby's

[@queencao9732]

Carl Anderson HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT

[@keykeythepeepee]

Carl Anderson u were one, so shut it.

[@gloynfamily842]

Katie N Bailey LOL

[@princessstephens6379]

Dan never shake the baby

[@kermitgotthesickkicks4265]

I remember this from 6 years ago when it was new and now Dan has 2 kids it's amazing how time flies huh?

[@michaelb8931]

And now, you made a baby 😂

[@rasklaat2]

dude, you just got a anime baby. CALL IT BABY TDM

[@noahgold3likesroblox428]

Vittu Harkonnen call it a dead bady

[@rdvgod1113]

No