This is so true! They never let you go, even when you say you aren't interested. I was at the mall once and passed by a kiosk that was selling some hair straighteners (I have very curly hair, but I hate using heat on it) so when they offered to straighten my hair if I bought one I said no politely and kept walking. It was a long kiosk, so I took about three steps before the person walked up to me and was like "Are you sure? You hair would look soo nice straight" and she tried to grab my hair and I freaked out and ran.
I also hate charity collectors, if they wanted some coins or a few notes sure fine but they want me to sign up for a year long charity donation which I can't do. One time a women told me about a charity I told her I couldn't afford it but she kept on insisting and when I try to walk away she kept on blocking me and wouldn't let me leave.
What is it with the hair straightening people!? My hair is quite straight and I had gone to the trouble of curling it and then this guy pushes me into having it straightened. I was terrified to walk by that kiosk for months afterward and now avoid eye contact with mall kiosk people at all costs.
A tear of sorrow... A tear of pity... A tear of fear... A tear of a touched heart... A tear of laughter... This sketch makes me cry a rainbow of tears!
This is where the inverse salesman law comes into play. The richer the salesman, the less aggressive and lazier they become, counterbalancing their success back to zero.
Yatagarasu4444 they probably won’t drop back to zero. Count how much money a successful career as a salesman would have accumulated before he slacks off.
In my psychology class, we learned that the (successful) mall kiosk people actually use psychology. For instance, at 2:02, when Jason offers Adam free lotion, he is actually using at least 2 ways taught in my class. The first is that when someone gives you something, you want to return the favor; it's like how if someone invites you to their party, then you feel obligated to invite them to your next party. The second is that once a small thing has been entrusted, a person is much more likely to allow a bigger thing. An example I know of this is when one of my friends, whom I will call Andy, was touching my other friend's (I'll call him Ross) unicycle. At first Ross told Andy not to even touch the unicycle, but after Andy continued to touch it and even went as far as to get onto it, Ross began coaching him on how to balance on it! So Jason used actual psychologically--proven techniques to get Adam to buy the hand lotion. I did hear somewhere that Matt has a background in psychology. Is that true?
Heck, Walmart isn't even safe anymore. I was once doing some grocery shopping for literally a few things, and they had this dude by the electronics department setting everybody up with a Dish plan. He saw me, and asked if I was interested in one. I was stone-faced, made no eye contact, and kept on walking. I said "No." He then said, "it would only just take a minute." I then said, "I don't have a minute. I need to be somewhere." Heart of stone, people. I'm sharing this comment in hopes somebody can learn and remember some of these lines.
Something similar happened to me. My mom and I were shopping and we walked put of a store and some women near us just handed us some panflet and gestured for us to read it, talking about some useless product we didnt need, my mom opened the panflet as started fake reading as she walked on, I followed and once we had gotten far enough away she just threw it into a recycling bin.
Lol i work at a kiosk and none of those would stop me, i have sold to many def people. You guys act like such victims, you don’t get mad when you see a subway commercial trying to sell you sandwiches, theres no difference.
The second you slid under the gate my heart dropped. I have nightmares of people coming into my workplace right at closing and refusing to leave. 😭 Even though this one hit differently today, I love your sketches! (I may also use the aggressive salesman tactic for those people who come in right at closing, actually 🤔)
This is the perfect plot for a horror movie. I'm thinking people locked in a mall where a kiosk salesman was killed years ago and his ghost is haunting the dark, silent halls of the mall for years afterwards, and he's trying to sell them stuff all night long.
Another Leo kiosk sketch would be amazing. This was one of the best sketches ever because it rang so true to life even though it was so ridiculously over-dramatic. Most Studio C sketches will get a little chuckle out of me, this one had me in stitches.
Izzy’s Crazy Life if you are that busy that you can’t spend like 1 minute to finish watching a video, you seriously need to rework your schedule, that’s not healthy
My husband started telling me about a mall kiosk lady yesterday who had him covered in lotion and then said "which one do you like? They're only $70" And I immediately pulled this video up🤣🤣 This isn't just comedy, it's a warning video
as a kiosk employee, I can assure you that: I'm just sitting there doing nothing I literally don't give af if you buy something or not I just want to go home
One time I made eye contact and I didn't escape in time. He made me sit in this chair for 30+mins while he straightened my hair. My friend and her mom just laughed at me the entire time because I COULDN'T GET AWAY
This Kiosk mall is nothing compare to T-Mobile employee. There was a T-Mobile guy came to my store and asked me to provide name, DOB, and telephone numbers, SSN so he could check if I qualify for discount. I insisted him that I could not provide my personal informations, but he kept insisting me there was nothing wrong with that. Finally, I could only escape him when I went inside and lock middle door.
I loved it, I watched it again & again... so that I noticed a video cut in 03:25 : Natalie still sitting beside Whit while she should be standing enjoying her liquid nail shinner! I wonder what happened wrong made them cut it! Jason's chasing scene was golden!! One of my favored Studio C skets.
I was thinking at the end when Matt screemed there should be something that says "To be continued" who agrees with me that they should make the next part of this? Well I love your vids 😁😁😁😁😜😁😁😁😁
I have nightmares about people coming in to my workplace at closing and refusing to leave 😅 But aggressive salesman tactics may help me going forward! 😁
this reminds me of the time I was selling cookies at the mall in at a kiosk, my friend came up with the weirdest song ever. "Girl scout cookies, nice 'n sweet, utterly delicious and super cheap. 4 dollars a box, they are so yummy, they want to be, sitting in your tummy! So skip the lotion guy, in the next yard, our cookies are way better, and. they're ours." and at the end I would just yell "SLAY!" welcome to my GS troop XD
Had a Seacret Dead Sea Products dude jump out of nowhere and wrap his arms around me and hold me to him. He let go, stepped back, and lifted up a lotion!
this is my favorite studio c ever!!!!!!! my favorite part is 3:06 "dont do it natalie thats just water with glitter in it!!" "i refer him!!!!!!!!!!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and the guys face, (epic music) he pulls out the bottles of lotion like weapons or boomerangs or something. XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I love Matt's dramatic slide behind the candy!
Yes! I love that so much!
Iconic
I avoid them through the wonderful lessons my cat teaches me. Try to dart by and if they get too close, hiss at them.
Omg😂😂😂😂
That is the best Comment I have seen in all my years of youtube. ROFL
That could not be more accurate and beautiful
Ah yes. But you must also put in earphones, even though you are listening to no music whatsoever.
Chessy rrrrrrrrrdfccvxbgggyuh
This is so true! They never let you go, even when you say you aren't interested. I was at the mall once and passed by a kiosk that was selling some hair straighteners (I have very curly hair, but I hate using heat on it) so when they offered to straighten my hair if I bought one I said no politely and kept walking. It was a long kiosk, so I took about three steps before the person walked up to me and was like "Are you sure? You hair would look soo nice straight" and she tried to grab my hair and I freaked out and ran.
l-/
I also hate charity collectors, if they wanted some coins or a few notes sure fine but they want me to sign up for a year long charity donation which I can't do. One time a women told me about a charity I told her I couldn't afford it but she kept on insisting and when I try to walk away she kept on blocking me and wouldn't let me leave.
Your mistake was being polite. They're not going to be polite so why should you? Tell them where they can stick it, that works for me.
What is it with the hair straightening people!? My hair is quite straight and I had gone to the trouble of curling it and then this guy pushes me into having it straightened. I was terrified to walk by that kiosk for months afterward and now avoid eye contact with mall kiosk people at all costs.
The Learned Soldier no it’s good to be polite
The more useless the product the more agressive the salesmen!!
Why does this seem so logical?
cause kiosk salesmen are truly relentless, Kira. You must learn the ways of a kiosk salesman.
Because if the product is useful, the people will go to the kiosk.
Probably because they're desperate to force their way into the larger economy even if they're not likely to do so.
IT'S MALL DARWINISM!!!
*BECAUSE IT’S KIOSK DARWINISM!*
A tear of sorrow...
A tear of pity...
A tear of fear...
A tear of a touched heart...
A tear of laughter...
This sketch makes me cry a rainbow of tears!
LOL!
emmie90 I'd love it if I could get a free loofah!
LamanKnight wha?
They should make a sequel
“Hello sir I am a woman-” me communicating with absolutely everyone
Honestly same lmao
FLIRTATIOUS... I SEEE....
In real life, a salesman this unrealistically good, would make so much $$$, he'd own the whole mall by now.
XD
This is where the inverse salesman law comes into play. The richer the salesman, the less aggressive and lazier they become, counterbalancing their success back to zero.
Yatagarasu4444 they probably won’t drop back to zero. Count how much money a successful career as a salesman would have accumulated before he slacks off.
@@HellsRaven4444 This is assuming that they are content with their profits
workhardism He *is* the mall, why do you think he was able to get past the metal door?
This was literally more intense than that Treasure Hike thing...
XD
"The more useless the product, the more aggressive the salesman!"
#firstrelevantpost
"It's kiosk Darwinism!"
XD
"Hey man! I am a woman"
How I start to ask someone out.... 😂
DarkEmo Weirdness
“No Natalie thats just water with glitter in it!”
What is this a parody of
I got an ad on this video. it was a Studio C ad. Lol
me too
Ally Elise lol
Jack-O- Braden me too i got thisame thing
Trickiii Lena me too
REALLY?!?
In my psychology class, we learned that the (successful) mall kiosk people actually use psychology. For instance, at 2:02, when Jason offers Adam free lotion, he is actually using at least 2 ways taught in my class. The first is that when someone gives you something, you want to return the favor; it's like how if someone invites you to their party, then you feel obligated to invite them to your next party. The second is that once a small thing has been entrusted, a person is much more likely to allow a bigger thing. An example I know of this is when one of my friends, whom I will call Andy, was touching my other friend's (I'll call him Ross) unicycle. At first Ross told Andy not to even touch the unicycle, but after Andy continued to touch it and even went as far as to get onto it, Ross began coaching him on how to balance on it!
So Jason used actual psychologically--proven techniques to get Adam to buy the hand lotion.
I did hear somewhere that Matt has a background in psychology. Is that true?
Foot-in-the-door phenomena
Heather Toomey Here's the trick; move quickly and if they approach, literally flip them off. They're not going to be polite, so why should I?
Jesus loves you so much
That's, actually pretty cool
Good thing people tend to be more focused than the sellers like, and step over these high-school mindgames.
Heck, Walmart isn't even safe anymore. I was once doing some grocery shopping for literally a few things, and they had this dude by the electronics department setting everybody up with a Dish plan. He saw me, and asked if I was interested in one.
I was stone-faced, made no eye contact, and kept on walking. I said "No."
He then said, "it would only just take a minute."
I then said, "I don't have a minute. I need to be somewhere."
Heart of stone, people.
I'm sharing this comment in hopes somebody can learn and remember some of these lines.
Something similar happened to me. My mom and I were shopping and we walked put of a store and some women near us just handed us some panflet and gestured for us to read it, talking about some useless product we didnt need, my mom opened the panflet as started fake reading as she walked on, I followed and once we had gotten far enough away she just threw it into a recycling bin.
One of the best studio c sketch!!
I agree
Easiest way to get past them is go in a group and act like you are deaf and sign to each other.
also if you can't act deaf you can just by a box then move on with your life (stay in a group i repeat stay in a group
Krash Rhodes Or pretend you don't speak English
Lol i work at a kiosk and none of those would stop me, i have sold to many def people. You guys act like such victims, you don’t get mad when you see a subway commercial trying to sell you sandwiches, theres no difference.
Wait- what f he can use sign language... dun dun DUN
"If i don't make it, you can have my 50% off savings card."
"Don't say that. You're gonna be fine. But I'll keep this."
Zoe Beck I thought it was 15%
yeah. "Dont go! its not worth it!
"theres a 2 for 1 sale on skinny jeans."
"its totally worth it"
XD
Zoe Beck lol
Zoe Beck its said it was 15%
The second you slid under the gate my heart dropped. I have nightmares of people coming into my workplace right at closing and refusing to leave. 😭 Even though this one hit differently today, I love your sketches! (I may also use the aggressive salesman tactic for those people who come in right at closing, actually 🤔)
This was very.... Intresting... And AWESOMELY FUNNY! I loved when Matt rolled under that door in the end. So awesome.
This is the perfect plot for a horror movie. I'm thinking people locked in a mall where a kiosk salesman was killed years ago and his ghost is haunting the dark, silent halls of the mall for years afterwards, and he's trying to sell them stuff all night long.
Netflix presents... TALES FROM THE MALL WITH NO NAME!
I Think he can sense how poor i am...
Another Leo kiosk sketch would be amazing. This was one of the best sketches ever because it rang so true to life even though it was so ridiculously over-dramatic. Most Studio C sketches will get a little chuckle out of me, this one had me in stitches.
This has got to be one of my all-time favorites
I love the way he says “but it’s free”
gold leader? star wars reference?
yep(;
thats not a star wars reference.....
+Tiano Annunziata um yeah, it very much is. Gold leader, aka Dutch vaders. Google him
Its Jon Vander (aka Dutch Vander, but you still butchered that last name)
I knew I recognized it for somewhere!
Natalie's attempt to stall was reminiscent of the 'Flirting Academy'. I love their subtle callbacks.
"I think he senses I'm poor" Ohhh, that's why kiosk salesmen never target me when I'm alone.
I just talk to myself. Almost guarantees getting past them.
+Aaron O'neil You should just be yourself, talking to yourself makes you look like you do not have self confidence to confront a salesman
antonio ujueta
I do talk to myself, quite regularly. It just happens to be an effective way of avoiding people calling you over to sell stuff.
Or close my eyes 😝
Dani Kopa
Could work, though perhaps not entirely the most effective method in a public area while on the move. Though that would look amusing.
+Aaron O'neil lol yeah
the dude with no hands is the worst DJ ever!! (Anyone get the reference?)
+Melody Fussell nope
Record scratch ?
+Nay Lin Htet Nay Lin yep
+Nay Lin Htet Nay Lin yup
+Melody Fussell only thing he does is scratching
I had never watched all the way to the very end before. That's hilarious!
Always watch the whole video 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
C dog some people who have lives don’t have time to watch the whole video...;
Izzy’s Crazy Life if you are that busy that you can’t spend like 1 minute to finish watching a video, you seriously need to rework your schedule, that’s not healthy
please do a sequel of this! It cracks me up every time and it's so true! 😂
I think this is now my favorite Studio C.
There should totally be a sequel to this sketch!
This has got to be one of my favorite studio c videos
"Roger that Gold Leader!" Love the Star Wars reference! 🤓
The camera angles are awesome! The music just makes the sketch even more suspenseful! Mallory, you did a amazing job directing this sketch!
MATT NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
"Dont go! its not worth it!
"theres a 2 for 1 sale on skinny jeans."
"its totally worth it"
XD
This was such a moving documentary! RIP, Jeremy. #NeverForget
Dude, you guys are way better thn SNL, man... Keep it up!
james in another sketch with no hands again
I love the music.
My husband started telling me about a mall kiosk lady yesterday who had him covered in lotion and then said "which one do you like? They're only $70"
And I immediately pulled this video up🤣🤣 This isn't just comedy, it's a warning video
I went back to watch this after watching the second one. How have I not seen this before?!
how to get past them: start talking to yourself and laughing hysterically with a crazy look in your eyes
as a kiosk employee, I can assure you that:
I'm just sitting there doing nothing
I literally don't give af if you buy something or not
I just want to go home
Sarah Belle I'm guessing you don't get paid by commission?
There are the pushy salespeople type
I sense a raise and promotion coming your way.
One time I made eye contact and I didn't escape in time. He made me sit in this chair for 30+mins while he straightened my hair. My friend and her mom just laughed at me the entire time because I COULDN'T GET AWAY
favorite youtube channel!
my favorite sketch!!!!!!!!!
I especially love the dramatic music they play, 'tis amazing.
um happy i subscribed to this,,,,, clean comedy
+Ali Shah Indeed.
+Inebriatd They won't.
Inebriatd
They still haven't.
You must be fun at parties.
This is one of the best sketches ever! And I'm still watching it 2 years later.
This has honestly been the first time I was terrified of something on a screen...
This is the best thing i have seen all day
This Kiosk mall is nothing compare to T-Mobile employee. There was a T-Mobile guy came to my store and asked me to provide name, DOB, and telephone numbers, SSN so he could check if I qualify for discount. I insisted him that I could not provide my personal informations, but he kept insisting me there was nothing wrong with that. Finally, I could only escape him when I went inside and lock middle door.
OMG this was an amazing sketch. Love the over-the-top antics and drama. So perfect
Jeremy's death stare at 2:15, ROFL!!!!!
This has to be my one of my most favorite Studio C videos!!!!!!!! I Love These Videos!!!
That was at the mall close to me 😂
washington mall next to Portland
the old studio c videos are the best !!!!!!
"Roger that Gold leader". Yes. Just yes.
"Use the Force,Luke."
Wait,Luke was Red Five
I loved it, I watched it again & again... so that I noticed a video cut in 03:25 : Natalie still sitting beside Whit while she should be standing enjoying her liquid nail shinner! I wonder what happened wrong made them cut it!
Jason's chasing scene was golden!!
One of my favored Studio C skets.
I love how you guys made it seem so much like a war movie 😅
The scream at the end was perfect
I just now get the "i dont even have hands" joke
This is amazing.
Dude the ad was about studio c!!
Cherylyn Whetten yyyeeeaaaa
The trueness of this is AMAZING!!
0:37 Captain James Hook
I would love a a sequel!
I was thinking at the end when Matt screemed there should be something that says "To be continued" who agrees with me that they should make the next part of this? Well I love your vids 😁😁😁😁😜😁😁😁😁
+Dani Kopa Nah, first rule of comedy is to not milk a joke. Do it once, get a positive response, do something different.
+Rinus Luijk unless its captain literally
+Howzieky yeah if caption literally came it would be perfect
+Dani Kopa there should be a second part .
+Hoshimi .Tskino yeah, a second part 😀😀😀😀
Mall Kiosk sequel!!!!! It was one of the best!! Go Jason!!
God bless!!!!!!! He loves you with all His heart and He wants to have a relationship with you!!!!!!
The man’s pitch is like watching another studio c video.
“It’s almost 1 o clock in the morning, I should go to bed...eh, one more.”
Leo is one of the most haunting character ever
The cinematography of this video is great!
This sketch is Sssssssssssooooooooooooooo true it happens every time we go to the mall
Go beavs!
Matt scream makes everything amazing.
Leo: (pops up in front of me) Lotion?
Me: Ah! (Blows attack whistle) Stranger danger! Stranger danger! (Runs away as fast possible)
Ah the golden age of studio C
0:12
"Guys, get down!"
I LOVE YOU MATT
This is one of my favorite sketches.
I love that they went to the mall specifically for that store, and they arrive a couple minutes before it closes🤔
I have nightmares about people coming in to my workplace at closing and refusing to leave 😅 But aggressive salesman tactics may help me going forward! 😁
One of the most intense, and truly relatable sketch I've seen.
plus this is my favorite sketch
Witney: Hello credit card debt
Me: (suffocates of laughter)
this is one of my favorite scetches
This actually almost happened to me it hurt my heart to say no and walk away.
This is my all time favorite studio c
this reminds me of the time I was selling cookies at the mall in at a kiosk, my friend came up with the weirdest song ever.
"Girl scout cookies, nice 'n sweet,
utterly delicious and super cheap.
4 dollars a box, they are so yummy,
they want to be, sitting in your tummy!
So skip the lotion guy, in the next yard,
our cookies are way better, and. they're ours."
and at the end I would just yell "SLAY!" welcome to my GS troop XD
This remains one of my favorite Studio C sketches.
Had a Seacret Dead Sea Products dude jump out of nowhere and wrap his arms around me and hold me to him. He let go, stepped back, and lifted up a lotion!
Amber Gardner Ugh, how creepy! I'm so sorry.
Amber Gardner Funny. I had a Dead Sea product assault of my own. My daughter was with me and said, afterward, "well, that was weird and stupid..."
Amber Gardner Omgosh, me too!
That's literally just illegal, what the f**k?
please report this to police because it's assault
studio c is one of the best creations on earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3:16 Natalie face
I know wasn't it awesome
lol
MudkipMan 75 lol
MudkipMan 75 xxx
XD
I love the music that plays when James is walking away hahaha omg
Never have I ever watched something that reminded me of the Vietnam War
The comedy, the drama, the suspense...will he make it? It's so over the top, I love it.
This has happened to me! Except they were selling hand scrub. Now I pretend to be on the phone when I walk through the mall.
I hope they make a second one!! This one was AWESOME!!!! One of my all-time favorites!!!
this is my favorite studio c ever!!!!!!! my favorite part is 3:06 "dont do it natalie thats just water with glitter in it!!" "i refer him!!!!!!!!!!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and the guys face, (epic music) he pulls out the bottles of lotion like weapons or boomerangs or something. XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
"That guy is really good, I don't even have hands." 😸
The way Matt slides XD
The man, the myth, the legend, Scott sterling!
matt never got jeremy's number...