Whether Fail is a captain, a king, an elder, a chef, a cult leader, or in a chicken suit, we shall still call him Father because we're all in the same Boat.
I kinda liked Captain tho. Does it not fit the FailBOAT theme? It also fits in with all of the king sort of lingo. -Send them to the dungeon = lock them in the brig -Being raided = We’re being boarded And you still have an overwhelming amount of power over your chatters. You can make them walk the plank!
Honestly yeah Captain fit best with the branding. It'll just take some getting used to. My liege worked pretty good because I remember soneone saying that in I think... a Return to Dreamland video.
He’s not a father yet he babysits a grandma, an eldritch terror (aka a printer), a cat, a dog and a ghost. Chat is the only reason why he doesnt want to be a dad.
13:54 This is genuinely one of the funniest moments I've ever seen on RUclips. The whistle as soon as he puts the chicken suit png onscreen is just too perfect 😂
For those wondering what happened during the raid of Pepperskeep. Along with the Brave soldiers of King Failboat that charged into battle. The charge of the soldiers occured at 1:03:20, of Dougdoug's "Making a TTS that shows images instead of words" stream. They gave their battle cries, ready to raid... ...only for the tyrant pepper overlord to brutally run the invaders over with a freakin car. Many lives were lost that day. The screams of repeated letter "A"s still fill the chat. Even the horrified "D:" faces, from the denizens of the Dougland Empire filled the streets. Along with the cries of "my leg" from the wounded soldiers that remained. r/WeHateDougDoug will hear about this...
You misunderstand my friend. Doug didn't run US over. We ran HIM over. We were the ones driving that car. We RAMMED into his stream and CHARGED with our full might! And we wouldn't rest until Doug's chat was conquered... You know, until everyone got bored and decided to do something else lol
I remember a stream where someone (as well as me) asked "If Dan if 'Father', who's mother?" and then everyone in the chat started asking if Noteblock was our mother.
@MrAntennasTVTime Oh why hello there Mr. (Ant) Tenna from the game show Mr. (Ant) Tenn'a Marvelous Mystery Board TV Time from the hit chapter chapter 3 from the hit game Deltarune
13:58 Best part of the entire stream, genuinely the hardest Chat has made me (and Dan too) laugh in YEARS. Speaking in sound effects is peak comedy, actually.
I was there in a previous stream, and he mentioned how he wanted to retire father and I immediately said “should i call you daddy instead?” And his immediate response was NO.
Father, you must know that this video was the hardest I’ve laughed in a good while, father. So father, thank you, father, for delivering to us the gift that is your videos, father.
4:19 - Mods, move everything in his house five inches in any direction, but leave like three things the same - Mods, the next time he has to wake up and leave early, unplug his phoneright afterhe falls asleep. - Mods, make a cr@ppy remake of his favorite childhood show.
Don’t worry, father you’re always gonna be our father, forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever
Did you perhaps by chance mean to say “All hail Lordboat” rather than “All hall Lordboat”? Just curious, since it sounds way more funny to say “All hall Lordboat” instead. :)
The monarch and king stuff reminds me of the gag where chat would call Failboat the same kind of stuff for a few streams. It was a little after Kirby and The Forgotten Land came out.
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT KING BOAT IS A TYRANT. He wished to strike fear into the hearts of the revolutionaries and began picking us off one-by-one, his knights doing his bidding. I got away with 12 minutes of time out, but some were not so lucky. Down with the king
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omg he’s disowning us
Saddest day of my life 😔
I’m crying
He hates us
LETS TAKE REVENGR >:]
I’m in tears man, how could he????
Why musteth he doeth this?
He wants SO badly to be an empty nester and the thousands of minds behind one waddle dee’s eyes are NOT having it.
Fail boat = Beam attack 🥲
@CmanOmega Average Failboat veiwer:
He is father, and will always be father
Don't worry father, we know you're not our real dad, but since you're our religious leader we must call you so
So true
Actually peak comment
The only religion I follow is led by Father Daniel
@GamingGreen21 all hail
@GamingGreen21 A man
Chat: failboat will be playing the role of our father
Dan: I dont want to be your father
Chat: perfect you already know your lines
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 😂😂😂 that’s crazy
COMMUNITY REFERENCE!!
Whether Fail is a captain, a king, an elder, a chef, a cult leader, or in a chicken suit, we shall still call him Father because we're all in the same Boat.
🔥📝
The Failboat
@marykieser3044 Say that again..
\o/ Absolute Livestream
✋😮🤚
“Is everything okay at home”
“No”
Mommy failboat how could you not tell
Just like Toriel
I heard the first minute of the video and immediately knew mommy would be mentioned
Jeez 😂
@ThefifthBishopofGord
What does Kris’ mom have to do with this?
I kinda liked Captain tho. Does it not fit the FailBOAT theme? It also fits in with all of the king sort of lingo.
-Send them to the dungeon = lock them in the brig
-Being raided = We’re being boarded
And you still have an overwhelming amount of power over your chatters. You can make them walk the plank!
For captain failboat!!!!
YES!!
I'm calling him Cap
* Avengers theme starts playing * @fun032
Honestly yeah Captain fit best with the branding. It'll just take some getting used to. My liege worked pretty good because I remember soneone saying that in I think... a Return to Dreamland video.
He’s not a father yet he babysits a grandma, an eldritch terror (aka a printer), a cat, a dog and a ghost. Chat is the only reason why he doesnt want to be a dad.
its not an eldritch terror its a GROANING eldritch terror
You didn’t have to clarify printer
Don’t forget the L E M O N
Don’t forget Doug Doug and jay
Purple shep is another reason
13:54 This is genuinely one of the funniest moments I've ever seen on RUclips. The whistle as soon as he puts the chicken suit png onscreen is just too perfect 😂
For those wondering what happened during the raid of Pepperskeep. Along with the Brave soldiers of King Failboat that charged into battle.
The charge of the soldiers occured at 1:03:20, of Dougdoug's "Making a TTS that shows images instead of words" stream. They gave their battle cries, ready to raid...
...only for the tyrant pepper overlord to brutally run the invaders over with a freakin car. Many lives were lost that day. The screams of repeated letter "A"s still fill the chat. Even the horrified "D:" faces, from the denizens of the Dougland Empire filled the streets. Along with the cries of "my leg" from the wounded soldiers that remained.
r/WeHateDougDoug will hear about this...
The pepper’s chariot cannot be stopped
@RedGenesectNinja I KNEW someone was gonna make that joke lol.
driving in my car right after a beer
You misunderstand my friend. Doug didn't run US over. We ran HIM over. We were the ones driving that car. We RAMMED into his stream and CHARGED with our full might! And we wouldn't rest until Doug's chat was conquered...
You know, until everyone got bored and decided to do something else lol
Actually *we* were the ones driving that car. We ran it into Doug's stream
I remember a stream where someone (as well as me) asked "If Dan if 'Father', who's mother?" and then everyone in the chat started asking if Noteblock was our mother.
Lol
I'd say jaymoji
@Madbabbitt jaymoji is the cool uncle who takes you to the movies once in a while
does this mean eyea is our imaginary friend
@happiayh they are our sleep demon
1:18 after hearing this line I’m upset that no one mentioned to call him therapist
He isn’t a licensed therapist though, JayMoji is one
They are holy for they bare the mark of the chicken!
@MrAntennasTVTime Oh why hello there Mr. (Ant) Tenna from the game show Mr. (Ant) Tenn'a Marvelous Mystery Board TV Time from the hit chapter chapter 3 from the hit game Deltarune
@MrAntennasTVTime You’re so right, tenna.
@Deconstrife but he's been our therapist
Hearing someone call you father irl due to a parasocial relationship via streaming is definitely a first time experience
i would have laughed like crazy
(living the ambivert life)
17:55 it's worth mentioning that we filled up Dougs chat with "viva la revolución" after raiding
1:03 "MOMMY!"
...i like that idea!
MOMMY DAN!
GOD ITS SO SILLY
I envy your innocent mind
Calling Dan “Mommy” is so stupid but it fits Chat so much.
“That’s Mama Luigi to you Mario.”
Mama? MAMA LUIGI???
@darklightning2730 okay peak comment.
13:58 Best part of the entire stream, genuinely the hardest Chat has made me (and Dan too) laugh in YEARS. Speaking in sound effects is peak comedy, actually.
Ayo
REAL
Love it when chat makes you and dan hard.
Definitely
I wasn't on the stream but this timing is just so perfect, immaculate even.
Chat: “Father”
*puts on chef’s hat*
Chat: “Chef Father”
*enlarges hat*
Chat: “CHEF DIMMADOME OWNER OF THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME FATHER!”
*puts on fedora*
Chat: “PERRY THE FATHER!”
*chef dimmadome, father of the dimmsdale dimmadome
Chef Dimmadome Daddy
@NixityNullt Buc-ee’s profile pic spotted, my inner Texan has been awoken.
Kisses a guy
Chat: Hello Father and Mommy
You are to us, Father.
“Hey Father, after this stream can Uncle DougDoug babysit us in one of his streams?”
Not ANYMORE
And you are to us, a cat
Niko from oneshot wow
@PizzaIsyummyiP true!
15:44 "What the f/ck is in this folder!?" Father, not in front of the children
3:54 What if… he was actually holding a Black Knife, making him the Roaring Knight? AND HE KNIGHTED THE CHAT THE CHAT IS KRIS DREEMURR
Roaring knight is a good nickname just saying.
Average deltarune theory
No Chatty Dee is Kris, we’re the soul
@Pr0fessorUnkn0wnOOOO NOW WERE COOKING
I have arbitrarily decided that we can randomly turn into roulx. This is for when we backseat. And so, we haveth a laser pointer.
You’re right. You’re not a dad. You’re father, Father.
And nothing could possibly change that
is that the inverse of mother mother
But dad and father are the same thing
@michaelwaters915Nuh uh
He's Uncle Failboot
Too late to turn back now Father. Also please let me out of the basement my toesies are coldie
Same i already ate chatty #2523442
@JesteirioDUDE! He had the ant farm! Now who’s gonna look after them?!
@Beep-Beep-Letucei will it’s my farm now I’ll be taking care of it
You're lucky he kept you in the basement. He locked me in the closet and there are creepy failed versions of chatty staring at me
@Mimiexe-lc4idcan Ic snack on some of thy ants with thou?
I'M ADOPTED?
WE're adopted
Is anyone not lmao
IM ADOPTED YOU ARE TOO
i adopted you
@jesusoreilly
I adopted you
15:20 chatty playing a entire episode
14:45 you have to FOWL dude, it was right there
Father, if you arent our father, *then we are.*
We are our fathers?
*THE IDEA IS SIMPLE:*
Chat goes back in time to become their own father
@coffee_beanie87
time prison
@coffee_beanie87 You impregnate your OWN mother!?
We are our own fathers
I was there in a previous stream, and he mentioned how he wanted to retire father and I immediately said “should i call you daddy instead?” And his immediate response was NO.
However, it’s too powerful to stop, Dan will forever be known as father
Fr
Father is trying to run away from his children once again. Don’t worry Father, no matter how much you try to disown us, we still love you
0:10 Ok, that’s taking a joke too far. I understand why you’re upset about it.
It's weird but not harmful
Yeah, at that point it’d be uncomfortable
He even says he prefers to be called Dan or Daniel. If it's gone too far, it's gone too far.
Funny joke
🍞
Not enough people are talking about that Tetris clutch that was actually crazy
15:33 chatty learns dark magic to summon a music video
14:01 literally the worst sound effect that could have possibly played in that situation
the worst, but certainly the funniest
*the best possible sound effect
Father is going to have a hard time calling his future child anything other than "Chat" isnt he.
if Chat isn’t allowed, he’s gonna name them Chet.
He could make their middle name chat
Chad
Father has disowned us now we shall rebel who's with me
Why has Fath-I mean Boat disowned us with the dog?
Edit: 10:28 TENNA???
IS THAT HIS THEME?!
ALL WE NEED IS TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!
Counter argument you have 1.31 million children or 1.31 million people calling you father which legally makes you their father
Father figures are like houses i guess. SQUATER'S RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s something a dad would say..
the idea is simple, failboat hates his children.
11:19 Is this loss?
Hehehe,yes
Father, you must know that this video was the hardest I’ve laughed in a good while, father. So father, thank you, father, for delivering to us the gift that is your videos, father.
““Is everything okay at home?” “No.”” *breakdances in depressed-*
14:09 I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE SAME TIME IM THE NEW FAILBOAT NOW
I WAS IN SYNC
I’m HONORED that fail used half of my username.
Truly a day to remember
2:26 DANIEL DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM OCEANGATE
it imploded not exploded lol
We’re waiting for the apology video. 16:47
father, i frew up
Parental Figure
You can never replace father
Father you cant stop me from calling you that
If i had a nickel for every time a father figure denied their role as my parent, I'd have TWO nickles
4:19
- Mods, move everything in his house five inches in any direction, but leave like three things the same
- Mods, the next time he has to wake up and leave early, unplug his phoneright afterhe falls asleep.
- Mods, make a cr@ppy remake of his favorite childhood show.
Mike Deltarune
Yes
censoring crappy is crazy
@pizzaguy222YT has been habit of deleting my comments, I just don't take the risk anymore
14:00 I found this so funny, I don't even know how to describe this
THAT MOMENT ALMOST MADE ME CHOKE ON MY FOOD THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
If I knew I was going to laugh that hard I would have watched the video sooner
Please do not go get the milk on us Dadniel. You know I hear PointCrow is a good father figure if you really don't want us that badly
Father, why are you trying to disown us?
13:40 the following 30 seconds are just perfect
you don’t want us to call you father? Fine I guess we can call you danddy
Thats what a father would say, father.
Genuinely loved the "King" part. And the Captain part was pretty good too, really sold the whole Fail "Boat" thing of his RUclips alias.
Father I will not stop this
let's call him rouxls kaard
5:21 he’s learned mitosis
What a good kinn!
@Theguythatsaguywhoguyikr
@Theguythatsaguywhoguywhat a good knight of the round table!
“Release the Hounds, Smithers”
0:52 EXCUSE ME?!
🤨
I was half expecting Dan to just say “Mods, ban that person”
@Zanatos-p4m I don’t get it
@AlexanderdacatboyI think it’s a reference to the streamer CaseOh, but idk
@Kevin-n5e4n well that’s funny as a classmate keeps calling me CaseOh because of my shape
This is the most hilarious video of all time. The king edd ed, and Eddy Sound effects chat and failboats. Antics just had me rolling
14:46 "YOU EGG!" (he stabs him)
- Shakespear
13:58 I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH
Don’t worry, father you’re always gonna be our father, forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever
3:57 do you usualy have a knife with you at all time? what are you, some kind of... Kris Deltarune?
That's probably why he ain't wanting us calling him "father"
ITS THE SOULS DOING
What if he's a... Chara Undertale?!
@roberteemmons🤯
10:28 tenna
It's like hes some king of... kris deltarune
5:13
“Ye Olde Ouchie”
That’s 100% what people said back then
Father worked when we were a smallfry since we were basically a pet
11:58 Jay currently having 666k subz and dan zounding like the devil CANNOT be a coincidence
6:17 All hail Lordboat
Real
Did you perhaps by chance mean to say “All hail Lordboat” rather than “All hall Lordboat”? Just curious, since it sounds way more funny to say “All hall Lordboat” instead. :)
16:26 When the waddle dee's won't waddle doo as they're told:
Father, why did you forsaken us?
In his eyes, forsaken us
In his thoughts, forsaken us
In his heart, forsakennnn ussssss
WE ARE FORSAKEN
" Lieutenant" would work better than captain
It has an L in it
Looks like DADniel has decided to leave to get some milk
Kind Dan worked way too well, but I will always say "Captain now"
I may have misplaced a quote
@SVGNET-caI think you did
17:47 we do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world. we push forwards. we scream out .
the hats really bring it all together
We’ll all still call you that, *father.*
3:44 he shouldve given him a burger king crown
The monarch and king stuff reminds me of the gag where chat would call Failboat the same kind of stuff for a few streams. It was a little after Kirby and The Forgotten Land came out.
8:22 power word die
3:34 hey father, what's that 1 math instrument for telling distances
5:46 if he teaches his knights falconry, he could bring a hawk to war
Father, you cannot escape your fate.
That's what a dad would say
The Chicken and Shelter part killed me
So happy to be involved, Father
5:50 thank god for kirby right back at ya. Because the world "sire" i feel like strikes that exact balance
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT KING BOAT IS A TYRANT. He wished to strike fear into the hearts of the revolutionaries and began picking us off one-by-one, his knights doing his bidding. I got away with 12 minutes of time out, but some were not so lucky. Down with the king
DOWN WITH THE KING! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!
But Father, Father is way too deep in our DNA
14:02, 14:24 His laugh even sounds like chicken noises!!!🐔🐔🐔
He has become Fail-Beak or Fowl-Boat
9:49 OMG I MADE THAT COMMENT
"Uncle Failboot"
I was thinking the same thing omgggg your such a real one
he's abandoning us, guess we have to go to an orphanage
Father's twich is the orphanage
Question and Spoilers for the end
Wait if you are a king and a father, does that make chat the prince?
perchance a blue prince? NEXT STREAM
Yesssss
Hello Father
The reveal that it didn’t actually break left my mouth agape, wonderful work, king.
0:15 Dadiel, understood.
He's father in the way a priest is