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  • @SomeNerdyRando
    @SomeNerdyRando Month ago +328

    This is the second video to call Goofy a Kingdom Hearts reference.
    I might actually cry.

    • @TheWayofFistorKlaw
      @TheWayofFistorKlaw Month ago +65

      A whole generation that doesn't know the original Disney characters. Not even the 90s cartoon Goof Troop.

    • @luxnoria
      @luxnoria Month ago +6

      Who else? Mari is the first time I heard someone say this and it hurts. Lol.

    • @ShotoStephen
      @ShotoStephen Month ago +2

      I was about to comment the same thing

    • @val-ritz
      @val-ritz Month ago +6

      @luxnoria On her other channel when she watched the standalone Episode 1 she also said that

    • @OExplosion
      @OExplosion Month ago

      Same.

  • @borisglevrk
    @borisglevrk Month ago +64

    The most insane part of Sailor Moon Abridged was that I haven't watched a single second of the actual Sailor Moon and yet I'm laughing like crazy with Abridged.

  • @superwolfman5744
    @superwolfman5744 Month ago +251

    10:28 Ah yes, Goofy from Kingdom Hearts and ONLY Kingdom Hearts LMAO

    • @djmagichat1721
      @djmagichat1721 Month ago +35

      Oh thank God, I knew I couldn't be the only one.

    • @noahdean9685
      @noahdean9685 Month ago +13

      Sora and Donald "hey what about us?"

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Month ago +1

      I honestly never got the appeal of those games.

    • @Avian07
      @Avian07 Month ago +5

      ​@Xbalanque84 I was like you once. Final Fantasy meets Disney characters? It sounded so stupid, but one day I played Kingdom Hearts 2 out of curiosity and I regretted avoiding it for years.

    • @r.t.643
      @r.t.643 Month ago +5

      Then I need to complain cause I have an imposter running around my Dreamlight Valley going a-hyuck!

  • @digitaladventurer2142
    @digitaladventurer2142 Month ago +118

    In the anime the guy wasn't stalking Ami. He could see the future and got her attention to keep her from getting crushed by debris from an accident at a construction site she was passing. Also Usagi did give him that picture.

  • @Edward2010P
    @Edward2010P Month ago +34

    (Mari) Why are you looking at my skirt? You weirdo
    Me: WHY DID YOU ASKED?!

  • @Izel_Aca
    @Izel_Aca Month ago +283

    In the manga Mamuru is 16 going to 17 and goes to College early. Don't ask me why they aged him up in the English dub, also the bit with the cats is paraphrasing the end of Gone with the Wind

    • @RobertL2404
      @RobertL2404 Month ago +15

      He's actually 18 in the og series too. Because he has a drivers licence, and the legal age of driving in japan is 18.

    • @reacreations
      @reacreations Month ago

      @RobertL2404 google it, he was 16 at the start of the manga.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Month ago +2

      Huh. Wonder where that falls under Japan's heterogeneous age of consent laws... would actually probably be deemed acceptable stateside (narrow enough age gap to let slide).

    • @KingOfNebbishes
      @KingOfNebbishes Month ago +7

      ​@Xbalanque84 Depends on prefecture. The national law was 13 at the time this was released but prefectures routinely had stronger age laws than that.

    • @sonicfind
      @sonicfind Month ago +10

      From what I can guess, they aged him up because he was living alone, which is not something teenagers do in western culture.

  • @Koyasama
    @Koyasama Month ago +60

    Let's be honest. We all know what Jupiter has going for her: Talent.

    • @CSLucasEpic
      @CSLucasEpic Month ago +14

      She has the BIGGEST talents of them all

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Month ago +4

      Just bursting out of her chest.

  • @nickpalmer3065
    @nickpalmer3065 Month ago +47

    Jupiter was my favorite. Tall, tomboy. Her design was just hotter in my personal opinion. Venus was later established as a funny airhead and thus became my second favorite

  • @gravajaumbros
    @gravajaumbros Month ago +74

    16:10 Beryl's responses are all puns. But Metallia's suggestions are all episodes that Sailor Moon had during this arc that the Abridged version just didn't cover.

    • @benjaminklaassen4722
      @benjaminklaassen4722 21 day ago +5

      Y'know, I was actually hoping Beryl would have one response that was just "Yeah, I don't even have a joke for that one - that just did not work."

    • @poleimas7133
      @poleimas7133 17 days ago

      If I remember the reason behind it, it was because is was filler? I don't remember correctly

    • @gravajaumbros
      @gravajaumbros 17 days ago +2

      @poleimas7133 Oh, absolutely those episodes were just filler. Sailor Moon is a 200 episode long series, and I expect if you removed all the filler episodes it'd be less than 50. Maybe less than 30. But using filler episodes for one line jokes rather than actually covering them is a great way to abridge the series.

  • @judaihyuga
    @judaihyuga Month ago +64

    In the manga the Four Heavenly Kings were Prince Endymion's generals and advisors and were each in a relationship with one of the Sailor Scouts/Senshi. Jadeite and Mars, Kunzite and Venus, Nephrite and Jupiter, and Zoisite and Mercury. Originally the series was meant to end on a tragic note where it's revealed that each of the girls (except Mercury) killed their former lovers, Tuxedo Mask dies while mind controlled, the girls died in the final battle with Metalia, and then Sailor Moon defeats Metalia at the cost of her life. The whole thing was supposed to be a tragedy that essentially played out almost exactly like it did in their past lives. Until Naoko Takeuchi's editor prevented it by saying "THIS IS SHOUJO MANGA!!!" and Takeuchi backed out of her tragic ending. She was *not* happy when the anime was allowed to kill everyone off (albeit with them being revived with no memories) but she wasn't.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 Month ago +18

      "Oh so THEY get to kill them off but when IIII want to suddenly it's a bad idea!"
      "well if it helps, they dropped the 'killing their past lovers' angle and left their natures incredibly ambiguous and immediately undid their deaths anyway."
      "...it does not."

    • @keithwiechart7744
      @keithwiechart7744 Month ago +7

      And then Madoka Magica came along and did what Sailor Moon didn’t have the balls to do.

    • @animalia5554
      @animalia5554 29 days ago +1

      @judaihyuga Source please?

    • @judaihyuga
      @judaihyuga 29 days ago +1

      ​@animalia5554 For the story bits, you can just read the Manga, it left in all the stuff about the girls and the heavenly kings, just not the 'everyone dies' part. As for the interview, it's a common talking point on sailor moon groups, but I'm pretty sure the interview itself was *before* the internet really took off, so there's no convenient transcript I can find to point you to.

    • @0g0dn0
      @0g0dn0 29 days ago +6

      @keithwiechart7744 What Sailor Moon’s EDITORS didn’t have the balls to do, anyway.

  • @Avian07
    @Avian07 Month ago +34

    As a guy, Jupiter is my girl. I like tall girls and I like it when girls do pony tails.

    • @Warune1
      @Warune1 Month ago

      @Avian07 agreed, ponytail, tall and wields lightning. Which was my favorite element among the sailor scouts...oh and she could bake.

  • @0LT4R
    @0LT4R Month ago +18

    24:35 the only kind of "rizz" that would get you is a rizz-training order 😆

  • @the-NightStar
    @the-NightStar Month ago +134

    Seeing Pluto being called a "Kingdom Hearts reference" made me want to die.

    • @Rehteal
      @Rehteal Month ago +9

      I felt physical pain.

    • @cha0sniper
      @cha0sniper 20 days ago +3

      I instantly aged 20 years, I have arthritis now 🧓

    • @uzumazin5099
      @uzumazin5099 14 days ago +3

      I watched Mickey Mouse Clubhouse in my childhood. Mari saying that Goofy is from Kingdom Hearts hurts me in the soul. 💀

  • @wateragenda-p7v
    @wateragenda-p7v Month ago +27

    "In the name of the moon: FU-"
    This did indeed make my day just a little bit better ☺

  • @VorthodWiler
    @VorthodWiler Month ago +74

    13:21 "What did you like about Sailor Jupiter?" Tall.

  • @thedarkknight2221
    @thedarkknight2221 Month ago +80

    26:21 So this whole scene with the cats is actually line for line a recreation of the movie “Gone With The Wind”. Just replace the word lick with kiss. The joke is that the green cat in the anime is actually named Rhett Butler, who was the lead character of that movie. So it’s weird that whoever made Sailor Moon put something as old as movie from the 1930’s in a kids anime.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Month ago +6

      A true person of culture, that's who

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 Month ago +7

      what's more is that Rhett Butler has this weird romance going on with LUna,and so the reference doubly works

    • @benjaminklaassen4722
      @benjaminklaassen4722 28 days ago +2

      Hey, it's a good movie.

    • @cha0sniper
      @cha0sniper 20 days ago +1

      I always assumed it was like how Disney movies have adult (not that kind) references in them, it's to give the parents something to enjoy if they watch with their kids xD

    • @thedarkknight2221
      @thedarkknight2221 20 days ago

      @cha0sniper hm, good point.

  • @warbird333
    @warbird333 27 days ago +18

    39:09 I've hear that the "Ate and left no crumbs," line is a reference to DBZA where, after Goku changed the fall off a horse expression to eat that horse, Gohan defeats Cell and declares, "Horse eaten."

  • @StarShotUnlimited
    @StarShotUnlimited Month ago +11

    Awe man, I wonder why she changed the original thumbnail that read, "Forgive me Father, for I have slayed."

  • @SiresOrbwits-oi8mz
    @SiresOrbwits-oi8mz Month ago +29

    Not the Africa by Toto reference!

  • @0LT4R
    @0LT4R Month ago +41

    22:46 ok, I can't believe you didn't catch the "bitches love cannons" reference to Hellsing Ultimate Abridged there 😁

    • @liladoodle
      @liladoodle Month ago +8

      It was also a reference to the fact Zoisite was gendwrswapped to be female in the DiC dub.

    • @Animedingo
      @Animedingo Month ago +2

      Ok I also didnt catch this and im a die hard tfs fan

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Month ago +4

      In Mari's defense, this was one of TFS's _subtler_ callback jokes, not unlike Dr. Robotnik saying "SnooPING AS usual, I see?"

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 Month ago +3

    Calling Goofy a Kingdom Hearts character is like calling Fox McCloud a Smash Brothers character.
    You're hurting my soul.

  • @Hawkx10
    @Hawkx10 Month ago +9

    I wonder why nobody in chat told you that TFS had merged both parts together, added jokes in the video and credits, added Tom and made more Toonami-esqe bumpers and called it the Full Moon Edition

  • @Brasswatchman
    @Brasswatchman Month ago +13

    28:18 What are we now, Spider-Man writers?

  • @KillaTCB
    @KillaTCB Month ago +17

    Since I don't think anyone has pointed it out yet in this comment section, the bit from 27:55 onward in the airport was Africa by Toto.
    I bless the rains down in Africa~🎶

  • @TheAurgelmir
    @TheAurgelmir Month ago +4

    Did Mari just make a reference to Goofy and Pluto into a Kingdom Hearts reference? I can't...

  • @clarkside4493
    @clarkside4493 Month ago +11

    8:53 Ami. She's soft-spoken, smart, hard-working and supportive, but not a total pushover either.

    • @dragoninthewest1
      @dragoninthewest1 Month ago +1

      Definitely understand that one. She's my number three behind Jupiter and Mars

  • @MinecraftAedda
    @MinecraftAedda 5 hours ago +1

    Sailor Mercury was always my favorite. Gentle, intelligent, and really cute, especially when wearing glasses.

  • @ShepherdShang
    @ShepherdShang Month ago +8

    So, this one of the craziest changes between the manga and the anime: Nephrite, Zoisite, and Kunzite where only in a single chapter. EACH. They all get killed in the chapter they're each introduced in. I don't remember the details with Jadeite, but it has been quite some time since I read the manga.

  • @evilblack2416
    @evilblack2416 Month ago +23

    8:50 My favorite has always been Pluto.
    i don't care if NASA says it's not a planet anymore, "DEAD SCREAM" is the hardest name for an attack in the entire franchise.
    30:10 Codename: Sailor V was the original and only had Venus. iirc they made an OVA from it with only a couple of episodes and then the mangaka kind of started over with the wider cast we have now.

    • @LunDruid
      @LunDruid 29 days ago

      Unfortunately there wasn't a Sailor V OVA ever released. One was briefly in development but it never saw fruition.

  • @jtherealmccoy5309
    @jtherealmccoy5309 Month ago +34

    Growing up my favorites were Mars and Jupiter

    • @LRSNRCNG309
      @LRSNRCNG309 Month ago +1

      Best girls 🤟🏻

    • @Fingleberrys
      @Fingleberrys Month ago +4

      Saaaaaaaame. I loved how little patience Rei had for the entire plot

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Month ago +1

      ​​@Fingleberrys
      LOL Really? Never watched the show enough to notice.

    • @dragoninthewest1
      @dragoninthewest1 Month ago

      Ditto. In MFK, I had trouble deciding which one I'd marry and which one I would F.

  • @bluecoin3771
    @bluecoin3771 Month ago +31

    Sailor Mercury. She’s the hard worker who does her job and doesn’t get much respect but goddamn it, we wouldn’t be here without her.

  • @maddiethewitch42
    @maddiethewitch42 Month ago +6

    Forgive me father for I have slayed

  • @CAPAE
    @CAPAE 25 days ago +3

    28:21 The bit is they are verbalizing "Africa" by Toto.

  • @mythoceanas8874
    @mythoceanas8874 2 days ago +1

    Codename Sailor V was the original manga that inspired Sailor Moon. Basically it’s a prequel to Moon with Venus and Artemis. C'est la vie = Sailor V

  • @ymeynot0405
    @ymeynot0405 9 days ago +2

    Jupiter, Mars, Mercury, Venus, Moon.
    Why that order -
    Jupiter - Tall and athletic while always being friendly
    Mars - Snarky, sexy, stylish
    Mercury - Smart and Cute
    Venus - Not sailor moon
    Moon - acted like the 8th grade girl.
    P.S. the entire section at 28:00 was the Lyrics for Toto's Africa.

  • @Xudmud
    @Xudmud Month ago +13

    16:11 More than puns, these were actual plot points from some of the episodes. The Full Moon edition has even more!

  • @Giran_0
    @Giran_0 24 days ago +3

    You know they have a Viz dub that's basically the Japanese version but English

  • @Angelfyre.
    @Angelfyre. 14 days ago +1

    10:15 You mean to tell me bubbles aren’t as cool as columns of fire?

  • @ValorGlory
    @ValorGlory Month ago +3

    "28 STAB WOUNDS!!!"

  • @hceba4661
    @hceba4661 5 hours ago

    "its rabbit season" was a good joke..... i actually laughed.

  • @DragonofDarkness13
    @DragonofDarkness13 Month ago +5

    Jupiter was my fave
    Leggy tall strong tomboy with Lightning powers?! He'll yes!

  • @caruto85
    @caruto85 Month ago +4

    When I was a kid Sailor Mars was my waifu

  • @mackeym10
    @mackeym10 Month ago +4

    2:15 more new york accent

  • @Dark_Shadow4091
    @Dark_Shadow4091 Month ago +2

    The life chat killed me at the skirt scene💀🙏

  • @thibautisserant
    @thibautisserant 27 days ago +22

    For future reference, a skirt enters the "short" range when it stops above the knees. In Mari's case, the skirt stopped mid-thigh. So yes, very much on the short side.

    • @stojo7109
      @stojo7109 23 days ago +1

      yup, and that lenght the sailor guardians have is a miniskirt, as said in the dub. and speaking as someone who often wears skirts and is not an anime character: I prefer them short, normal (long for most people nowadays) is better for something really serious (funeral or something like that), miniskirts appear really cute but are unusable without something like leggings for example.

  • @user-mg4cn6wm1u
    @user-mg4cn6wm1u 26 days ago +1

    Usagi: Ate and left no crumbs.
    Gohan: Horse eaten. (after killing Cell).

  • @Brasswatchman
    @Brasswatchman Month ago +8

    9:59 The worst part to me is that, by all rights, she should've been the team speedster. Fastest planet named after the fastest god, etc. Still, just having the bubbles forced her to get creative/smart with her abilities instead, which is never a bad thing.

    • @spiritnova42
      @spiritnova42 Month ago +2

      That's a good point, actually. To my knowledge though, each planet has an associated element in Japan, which is what their powers are based on. The exact same associations are used in other Japanese media, such as Yugioh. Venus is the only one to get the Roman god connection because she was the protagonist of Sailor V, a manga that predates Sailor Moon. There was more room and intent to balance multiple cultural associations with only one character as the focus. Probably didn't have the wiggle room to expand past the base element associations with a team to focus on.
      According to another comment, the series was meant to end as a tragedy when they all died, so that could be another reason they only got the element association. No point fleshing them out more than that if they were meant to die. The series only continued because the editor nixed the idea, saying it wasn't right for the genre. Also explains the filler arc we got right after.

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Month ago +1

      ​@spiritnova42 Even if one ignores the Roman/Greek mythology connection, Mercury the planet still orbits the fastest around the sun. You'd figure that'd be worth something. 🤷

    • @spiritnova42
      @spiritnova42 Month ago +1

      @Brasswatchman That's assuming the author even knew that fact. The Sailor Moon manga ran from 1991 to 1997, but internet in Japan didn't really spread to the public until 1999. Any research would have been done the old fashioned way.
      Looking into it a bit more, Sailor V does "predate" Sailor Moon, but only by about 5 months (which I didn't realize until now). It ALSO ran from 1991 to 1997.
      Naoko Takeuchi was working on both manga at the same time for their entire runs. Knowing this, I'd be willing to bet Sailor Venus only got the mythology connection because "troubles in love" was a core theme of the Sailor V storyline. She probably researched that goddess specifically without looking into the rest of the pantheon much, assuming she even needed to do research beyond "Venus is the Goddess of Love".
      Also, each of the girl's names use kanji with meanings related to their element.
      The kanji for Sailor Mercury's name, "Ami Mizuno", can mean "Second Beauty of the Water".
      Between the planets and kanji used in their names, the author definitely seemed to be going all in on elemental affinities over anything else. I doubt she'd have had the time or mental bandwidth to look into other associations she might not know about.

  • @Animedingo
    @Animedingo Month ago +4

    Ok crazy that you think of kingdom hearts when you hear Pluto and Goofy before just disney 🤣
    I SAW A SECOND VTUBER SAY THE SAME THING

  • @Favmir
    @Favmir 26 days ago +2

    7:29
    "My job here is done"
    "But you didn't do anything"

  • @FlameSparkZ
    @FlameSparkZ Month ago +3

    I like all the sailor scouts, each for a different reason. Mercury for being smart, Mars for her confidece and sass, Jupiter for being strong yet kind, and Venus for...uhh...
    Well, there was that one episode a few seasons later where she was worried if her heart was pure, pushed herself into doing selfless things, like donating blood to the point of anemia. The monster of the week atracked her and a pure crystal came out...but through sheer strength of will, she stayed half-conscious and started running around, happy to know that her heart was indeed pure 😂
    Also, in the dub over here, Luna and Artemis' genders were swapped, and Mars' VA was the same as Bulma 😅

  • @UberPwner09
    @UberPwner09 Month ago +15

    So, in the whole segment with the couple who were going to go on a flight to Africa, every line of dialog was just quoting the lyrics to the song Africa, by Toto. Also, "because we're blondes" is a reference to "Cause I'm a Blonde", from Earth Girls Are Easy.
    Funny no one here's mentioned those references yet, but I guess old 80s references like those might fly over younger folks' heads.

    • @anothergenericyoutubename
      @anothergenericyoutubename Month ago +3

      It's even more obscure than just the movie. It's actually specifically a callback to an old AMV from the mid-2000s using that song, which incorporated a lot of Sailor Moon footage.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Month ago

      Forgot the movie, but definitely remembered the latter song. God, it was stupid.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Month ago +2

      ​@anothergenericyoutubename
      Makes total sense, and given that I watched a LOT of AMVs back then, I suddenly feel like I missed out. Thanks for the tip.

    • @anothergenericyoutubename
      @anothergenericyoutubename Month ago +1

      @Xbalanque84 I mean, it's still up on RUclips. Just search "cause I'm a blond amv" and it'll be the first result. 15 years old, and that's a reupload, lol

  • @vargaslestrae7900
    @vargaslestrae7900 29 days ago +1

    Favorite Sailor Scout? Yeah, Jupiter was always my girl, and yes, it was exactly for the reasons mentioned.

  • @ryubimaru
    @ryubimaru Month ago +7

    if you had watched the compiled full version there were some extra joke reads in the credits and they split those starter spoilers into 3 groups for better effect

  • @Brasswatchman
    @Brasswatchman Month ago +4

    8:52 As a kid, I was all about Ami/Mercury. But I could certainly see the arguments for Mars and Jupiter.

  • @BaoHadir
    @BaoHadir 28 days ago +1

    10:32 I was eating a Handi-Snack when Serena screamed "Ah! Meth-head!" and I inhaled Handi-Snack up the back of my nose when I laughed.

  • @Gakusangi
    @Gakusangi Month ago +4

    That's an average skirt, the Sailor Scout ones were ridiculous XD

  • @jessicalaplant9306
    @jessicalaplant9306 12 days ago +1

    I can’t see sailor moon anymore with out thinking of the bare naked ladies song one week and how creepy it is… “gonna get in tune with sailor moon cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes they make me think the wrong thing”

  • @Brasswatchman
    @Brasswatchman Month ago +5

    26:32 So I guess this whole section is a riff on "Gone With The Wind" because the male cat is named "Rhett Butler" in the original Japanese subs? So that's where the rizz is coming from. Secondhand from Clark Gable.

  • @Brasswatchman
    @Brasswatchman Month ago +3

    10:29 Man, kids these days need to watch more cartoons.

  • @fandom_jumper
    @fandom_jumper 4 days ago

    17:00 "I love the kind of woman who'll actually just kill me." XD

  • @earlwilliams7754
    @earlwilliams7754 Month ago +13

    1:23 I think it needs to be shorter.

  • @Brasswatchman
    @Brasswatchman Month ago +8

    4:27 You can tell how into it the VA is at this point. She must be a fan too.

    • @MarianneBrayVO
      @MarianneBrayVO Month ago +5

      It was my childhood. 😭

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Month ago +3

      ​@MarianneBrayVO 😁 You did it justice.

    • @MarianneBrayVO
      @MarianneBrayVO Month ago +4

      ​@Brasswatchmanthank you!!
      The transformation scene was actually the first finished clip Scott sent me when they were in the editing process, and it seeing it unlocked the memory of wanting to be Sailor Moon as a kid.
      I remember watching it in the morning before elementary school and trying to do the whole sequence/pose. 😂
      So I definitely teared up when I got to hear myself saying the line with the actual animation. 😭

  • @DJArkum
    @DJArkum 29 days ago +1

    I used to watch Sailor Moon every morning before middle & high school. That was the mid '90's, and I'm still just as weird.
    Also, YES, The College student dating a 14yo CAN ABSOLUTELY GET STABBED!!!!!!!

  • @darianthescorpion1132

    8:50 Favourite Sailor Scout? Mars. Kinda, because she looks like Tifa Lockhart, I won’t lie.

  • @robd9413
    @robd9413 29 days ago +1

    @38:47 Metallia calls Usagi "Blondie" and then immediately references several of Blondie's songs, such as "Heart of Glass" and "One way or another".

  • @kennethtaylor3467
    @kennethtaylor3467 Month ago +10

    and... i just love the energy you gave this reaction video. great to watch someone that knows quite a bit of the show and gets their jokes from how it's played in the original dub. like the parfait for Naru/Molly, the picture of Ami eating a burger, Makoto fighting the guys that bumped Usagi, Rhett the cat and their Gone with the Wind, and all the song references between Andrew at the airport, "Because we're blondes yeah yeah yeah", Blondie references by Queen Beryl at the end

  • @papasadistich8320
    @papasadistich8320 6 days ago

    "Man, I love men that can cook."
    Me, a professional cook with 20 years experience: "... Thanks. ❤"

  • @zacharybenson2911
    @zacharybenson2911 4 days ago

    When you think about it more deeply this show is just star signs fighting against birthstones

  • @cactizach1363
    @cactizach1363 5 days ago

    God I loved that "I'm not straight" followed by "Samesies!"

  • @gamerrobot-zg1gd
    @gamerrobot-zg1gd Month ago +2

    1:48 when the AD-HD kicks in (I also have AD-HD I know the feeling 😂)

  • @residentevilman64
    @residentevilman64 Month ago +18

    In the original series Usagi is 14 and Mamoru is 17, so at the time they would've been legally fine to date as Japan's age of consent was 13 (though individual prefectures sometimes raised it). Their relationship is still legal despite age of consent being bumped to 16 recently, as once you hit 13 you can consent as long as the other party is no more than five years older. These ages actually still work in Canada too, due to close in age exceptions.

  • @SilverLawrenceGamingg

    Loved your reactions mari ❤ 1:24 no , its perfect. 9:04 mars, 28:02 😮

  • @yaroslavpanych2067
    @yaroslavpanych2067 Month ago +2

    Pluto and Goofy are famous disney dog characters. Why in hell each and every idiot makes it about KH?

  • @Chefsblade
    @Chefsblade Month ago +10

    Grew up on sailor moon n dbz not ashamed to admit. man sweet child hood memories

    • @ZalemMoon
      @ZalemMoon 29 days ago +4

      Why would that be shameful? That sounds normal...

    • @Chefsblade
      @Chefsblade 28 days ago

      ​@ZalemMoonyou are correct there is nothing to be ashamed of that was a poor choice of wording using ashamed as a descriptor. I love me some animation even to this day hajime no ippo is one of my favorites all good 🐼👍

  • @Mare_Man
    @Mare_Man Month ago +13

    I made the mistake of looking up parfait in the Urban Dictionary.

    • @0LT4R
      @0LT4R Month ago +5

      Didn't think to check until I read your comment - thanks for *that* mental image 😅
      Also, in light of found definition, a "chocolate parfait" is so, so much worse... 😱

    • @Pr0fessorUnkn0wn
      @Pr0fessorUnkn0wn Month ago +2

      God damnit why did I look it up

    • @d.b.4671
      @d.b.4671 Month ago +1

      Your sacrifice is appreciated. o7

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Month ago +1

      Oh good, so I wasn't the only one traumatized.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Month ago

      ​@0LT4R
      Inorite?

  • @OopsieDowsie
    @OopsieDowsie 2 days ago

    8:59 Sailor Mars & Sailor Neptune! What are we talking about?! 🤣

  • @Brasswatchman
    @Brasswatchman Month ago +3

    7:52 When you think about it, he's basically Ikemen Batman. Or maybe just Nightwing in formal wear.

  • @EOProductions-c1s
    @EOProductions-c1s 6 days ago

    38:44 THE REFERENCES KEEP COMING

  • @moalex6617
    @moalex6617 Month ago +8

    Everyone that watched Sailor Moon abridged proceeded to search up what a Parfait was, and then was followed by being utterly grossed out by how freaky Naru was after she said, "Chocolate."

    • @LeviathanTamer31
      @LeviathanTamer31 Month ago

      @moalex6617 I tried looking it up, still haven't found an answer. Urban Dictionary failed me.

    • @moalex6617
      @moalex6617 Month ago

      @LeviathanTamer31 Probably best you didn't anyways. There's a reason why he said to just kill him now.
      Although, I did read else where that the parfait is actually just a reference to the actual Sailor Moon episode. I don't quite remember what the reference was, but it had something to do with Nephrite buying Naru a parfait.

  • @MidnightLucario1
    @MidnightLucario1 Month ago +9

    You are the second vtuber I've seen that got the Goofy joke...and took it as a Kingdom Hearts reference

  • @theodorebarton4256
    @theodorebarton4256 16 days ago

    Whoever the scriptwriter was needs a raise

  • @BigaBossu7573
    @BigaBossu7573 21 day ago +1

    13:25 as a man is crazy to say 😂😂😂

  • @thedarkknight2221
    @thedarkknight2221 Month ago +6

    Kind of wish you saw the “Full Moon Edition” TFS just put out. Natalie doesn’t combine both parts in one video, it shows some alternate scenes as well as an awesome opening that hints that they may be doing other abridged shows from Toonami. I hope to God they do an abridged version of mobile suit Gundam Wing.🤞🤞

  • @mariominakofan
    @mariominakofan Month ago +1

    Sailor Moon had its 34th anniversary, can't wait to see this lol.

  • @jubithorne
    @jubithorne Month ago

    Oh yeah! Sailor Moon is absolutely a mix of Romeo and Juliette, The Moon Princess, and a Monster of the Week Sentai show.

  • @809200
    @809200 Month ago +1

    Sailor Jupiter, of course. I had a crush on her as a kid and I’m not gonna deny that. as for why I liked her the most honestly, I feel like she was the most grounded out of them, the most relatable. Plus I can’t deny I like really tall woman.

  • @RazielTheStray
    @RazielTheStray 29 days ago +1

    That's crazy. I'm drinking LaCroix as I'm watching this. The flavorless one cuz of course that's the only one they get right.

  • @koriharpoon3357
    @koriharpoon3357 Month ago +2

    When I was a kid Sailor Mars was my first anime girl crush.

  • @TheOmegau
    @TheOmegau Month ago +3

    According to urban dictionary, a parfait is slang for ... a lot of things. Fuck if I know.

    • @2097Pyros
      @2097Pyros Month ago

      And of course, the whole joke there hinges on whether or not Nephrite is overthinking what she wanted. But then, every word around Nephrite was basically sending the wrong message (he wasn't really going to do anything to Naru, but he made the other two Generals think he was).

  • @hihosh1
    @hihosh1 Day ago

    The thick fringe and ponytail

  • @jamg25
    @jamg25 Month ago +10

    In the mexican dub of Sailor Moon, Tuxedo Mask was voiced by the same actor as Freeza from DBZ.

    • @dragoninthewest1
      @dragoninthewest1 Month ago +3

      @jamg25 Imagine what that would be like if a girl walks in on her brothers watching DBZ.
      Maria: That guy sounds like Tuxedo Mask.
      Juan: What? That's Lord Frieza. Emperor of the Universe.
      Maria: No, that's Sailor Moon's boyfriend.

    • @KeaMaves
      @KeaMaves Month ago

      @jamg25 good to know

  • @uremim
    @uremim 4 days ago

    "IM CLAPPING"
    thats what he said

  • @KeeKage37
    @KeeKage37 25 days ago

    Jupiter is definitely my favorite. ❤️
    Tall, tomboy, can kick your butt, and is a great cook! There’s no denying it she’s the total package.

  • @TheCastellan
    @TheCastellan 22 days ago

    15:06 And, NOW, it happens pretty much all the time with the rich and the famous.

  • @octapusxft
    @octapusxft Month ago

    The skirts were short because they were on top of a leotard like they are in figure skating

  • @KingToneberry
    @KingToneberry Month ago +2

    Sailor Mercury was my favorite. She was the shy and quite type.

  • @jordanlouie_
    @jordanlouie_ Month ago +4

    Sailor Jupiter and Meg from Hercules absolute baddies. My childhood crushes.

  • @KristianGray-f4y

    Fun fact if you want the wand they actually sell a toy version of it online

  • @solidus4prez
    @solidus4prez 22 days ago

    Sailor Jupiter was the tallest sailor, towering over the rest at 5'5"

  • @Sombrelame
    @Sombrelame 6 hours ago

    Sailor Moon and Mercury were childhood crush of mine