Inside the Mind of a Bastion Player

[@Slimecicle]

If you clicked on this because you only watch my Overwatch videos - you're wrong. Compared to my other vids, these ones are overwatched. I'm really proud of the last video I made, so check it out or else. ruclips.net/video/pOyxivddTQ0/видео.html

[@zederik3931]

Slimecicle I love your videos slimecicle and btw keep the shitty puns their so bad their funny:)

[@thestardustblu]

i watch all your vids bb

[@zederik3931]

Same. Tbh I thought I might be going crazy for watch the "on drugs" videos.

[@Noah-gu2vy]

never get rid of the puns 😂😂😂

[@thebirdgang2240]

Just wait, Slimecicle is gonna pull a Scottfalco on us. Also thanks for doing Bastion, I will love you forever (despite how I haven't played OW in forever cuz I'm still salty.)

[@lukyansilver2771]

When he said “beep beep” I really felt that

[@Eule153]

Yeah

[@someenglishguy82]

Same

[@SpawnCycle]

That was very deep

[@DylanTheFox17]

@@SpawnCycle it's very beep

[@glavxy7743]

And when he said beep beep beep I was scared

[@gavingray8267]

I turned on the subtitles and this was very immersive and helped me learn his native language

[@Thegingergiant9]

Beep beep BEEEEP!! beep beep beep beep beep beep beep (translated to english) i know i loved learning the beutiful native language of the bastions

[@katanaquits5255]

BeEp

[@jaydensorrell]

Me too

[@flguti]

Beep beep I’m a sheep

[@thekekenator]

subtitles really help

[@arndrehehe]

Slime: "But if you look at the bigger picture-"
*Screen gets covered by the subtitles*

[@fjustfoxtrot8558]

Nightmare fuel

[@optimusburrinktea562]

ѕιяfσχтяσт Just Foxtrot you’re afraid of words?

[@fjustfoxtrot8558]

@@optimusburrinktea562 ye

[@beanzbamboozled1307]

Beep beep 😂

[@cheesegizzler14]

what the hell you hearing all I hear is beep

[@xavmrfy4544]

As a legally deaf person, I am very confused

[@exquisitecorpse__]

Well you see...
Beep beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep
Beep beep beep.
Understand?

[@RileyDew]

I cant believe you said that!!? Ahem... Beep Beep Beep Beep BEEP.

[@geargrunt1264]

It’s pretty simple actually
BEEPE BEEPPE BEEEEPEPEP BEEP BEP EBBP BEEPEPEP BEEP BEEEP BEEP

[@riku751]

XavMrfy BEEP beep?

[@IHaevATajpo]

I am confused too, though I am not deaf... I thought they were bots and didn’t have minds

[@GrizzlyPlaysYT]

This video has a bastion of robot puns.

[@Slimecicle]

Do you even write these comments or is it just a bot?

[@dankdino1245]

Slimecicle Error Detected:DeadMeme416Q
Recommend Actions. Turn off and then on and then off again.

[@mitchellwaltmann1872]

Grizzly Jesus Christ

[@194245140]

Do not turn on subtitles it just says beep

[@lolwasaperson9924]

But slime would be proud

[@captain_kadaver]

I really appreciate the fact that you put subtitles for omnics with impaired hearing

[@psych0536]

How to play Bastion:
Press LSHIFT
Hold left click until 'VICTORY' shows on your screen.

[@royaltinman2226]

i think my screen broke, it showed defeat

[@proxyofdeath6319]

Yo where tf is the shift button on the ps4 remote? 🤔

[@edykei]

Video ends

[@jaydenfurlong6109]

Undyne Isabadass if you press L1 it does the same thing! What!

[@disgust2120]

Bastions in a nutshell

[@falcongamer3614]

The subtitles are very helpful and helped me actually understand the video a little bit better. Thank you for reccomending them to me.

[@DeDeDank]

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP

[@robinschulz458]

JT Nixon BEEP BEEP BOOP BAAP BEEP!!!

[@soupmom2332]

JT Nixon indeed

[@rusted549]

boop :(

[@knit-]

0-0 Beeeep!

[@actualoatmeal8887]

Robin Schulz subtitle bros

[@___-dn2ru]

Omg the subtitles tho...

[@dunk1065]

yeah lol

[@RandomStando]

i cant

[@The-nr6yg]

Soviet Doggo I have no problems reading them

[@Player-ng9iu]

Beep beep beep beep

[@The-nr6yg]

Player 777 boop beep zwee zwing zwing zwing beep

[@skellyskeleton5295]

Man I can’t believe you got everything thing right when you translated English to robot and I’m sure of it because I watch the whole video in subtitles then watched it with volume I did this 5 times and I really realized that all of my life choices I’ve made were stupid so now I’m going to contemplate life for the next 2 hours then do something even more stupid then regret that like my parents when they had me. I think I need a therapist

[@DeezNuts-xw4jt]

Have you gotten a therapist yet?

[@sacrill]

The captions tell a very heartfelt story of a poor robot just trying to make it out there but has lots of trouble on the way

[@Gimlo_Goblin]

I know right

[@Angelshark116]

Sacrilogy Hit with the feels

[@ZombeyDragon]

Did any of you actually do the video with it? I mean if you did...The end was a bit hard to watch right?

[@optionaljokster6616]

I am still crying

[@SirHadoken]

I find it amusing that the only sounds Bastion makes are beeps and boops and you used”Beep Beep” by Schtiffles as a background song. This is some next level punnage right here.

[@privatepengu]

Thanks, was looking for it.

[@pianoboyedm4829]

I thought it sounded familiar! Those groovy trumpets never cease to make me smile

[@StellarEcho]

I love to see all the hard work and effort put into the writing of the subtitles

[@alnimri]

_Does he have an entire lexicon of puns with him? Like honestly these videos are always a blast. Always want me to _*_[insert pun]_*

[@baconwizard]

Recaptcha the moment

[@mattcook4341]

Slit my wrists and sell the blood on ebay

[@alnimri]

Matt Cook ok?

[@tuvadaloglu5784]

S U C C?

[@crasumei]

Overwatch it again

[@johnhurley8918]

"Oh my god, is that a Zarya bubble?! What do I do, shoot it?" 😂

[@godofcheese7660]

John Hurley that is exactly why I hate bastion so much

[@himbolover69]

Considering Bastion can tear through it and her almost instantly, yeah, you may as well shoot her if you know you can kill her.

[@culdred-owen2427]

When bastion said “ beep beep BEEP” I laughed so hard

[@drkfyres3745]

Really? I didn’t really enjoy that part. When he said “BEEP beep BEEP” at BE:EP is when it really got funny

[@thatgirlmarley6291]

I thought it was funny when he said "beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep" but that's funny too

[@politekat]

Same

[@radski4724]

Beep Boop beep beep beep zzzzz frrrrrrr beop Boop bop beep beep Bop boooo fweeeeeee boop
Translation: I can only read the subtitles. Thanks for that. A bastion main like me needs these subtitles to understand videos.’thank you slimecicle

[@captaincargoshorts5392]

beeboo
Translation: Same

[@artemused4363]

Crap, I had never thought about that. Sorry dudes. I loved this video specifically because he made that joke.

[@bigboss187able]

@@artemused4363 r/whooosh

[@night_mare_1172]

Beep boop beep beep
Translation: I can only understand the subtitles too

[@flaptrap3ty704]

Beep boop weee boop translason:ur the best

[@nebulous9280]

Lost it at "They probably have the noose commited to memory"

[@lunerlilly]

Nebulous Entity Im ashamed at how funny I thought that was lol.

[@minehermit]

its so true it hurts

[@therandomdickhead5744]

I don't even play overwatch and that still hurt...

[@strawb3rrysuccubus]

As a Mercy main I can confirm

[@haka-katyt7439]

You mean beep beep beep right?

[@chid9278]

"Okay if you still have subtitles on Im proud of you."
:D

[@carsonj]

Did anyone else watch the whole video with sound off and subtitles on?

[@Gimlo_Goblin]

Oui

[@zz_boo]

Yee

[@SrDomm]

Me

[@milesmorales7250]

Beep (nods head up and down)

[@chancenguyenluong8658]

RankedInR6 i had all on subs and sound

[@leoberenson8476]

Man your delivery on some of these jokes wasn't as good as usual. You sounded kind of robotic.

[@finnkoeweit]

bibanezSTM and that was his joke too

[@pyromancer7445]

Finn the Comrade WOOOOOSH

[@therandomdickhead5744]

Is this spam? Fekin bots

[@leoberenson8476]

Pyromancer bruv this shit didn't woosh me I was trying to make a joke

[@pyromancer7445]

Leo Berenson i was not talking about you, but the guy above me

[@THawkMedia]

"We judge a character by how many points they get in ski ball" *ball goes the opposite way* " UNPLAYABLE

[@ohnono69]

"Ok if you still have subtitles on at this point, I am very proud of you"
Me:...At least someone is proud of my one accomplishment, MUM!"

[@txrrorize348]

Stevie Ramirez it’s been 7 months you still got that time stamp?

[@meetroushan2727]

@@txrrorize348 lol m8

[@inversegalaxy8320]

lagility_ clapz if you need a time stamp you don’t deserve to see the joke.

[@memeboi5800]

Ho noo no

[@juliamarkey8950]

Stevie Ramirez 3:46

[@Dniel72]

I love the subtitles. My entire screen is covered in BEEP BEEP BEEP

[@flaptrap3ty704]

Beep boop beep boop

[@cnoka]

@@flaptrap3ty704 beep beep? beep boop

[@ethiopia_real]

Beep boop rattle hrrr boop beep

[@404_dedelim8]

3:54 I bind my shift key as crouch and I forgot the original crouch key was ctrl. My first reaction to this is he was tea-bagging someone and getting faster and harder

[@Lyrune]

Can you add Spanish subtitles please?

[@Slimecicle]

béep béep

[@kamiscrub7030]

béep béep bóop bóop

[@geragonzalez8818]

Quien quiere eso cuando tienes los subtítulos en idioma bastión :v

[@thatonewilliamsongamer688]

Bèep

[@lum26akua28]

Stephen Mitchell
Eso es lo que tú crees.

[@greencyborgninjadude6094]

So what is this vid about? I cant speak bastion

[@spoodergwen]

Never mind you would turn it off after the first pun anyway...

[@pure_shovelry766]

The subtitles aren’t related to the video at all, It’s just a bunch of terrible puns...

[@davimoreira696]

Pure_Shovelry Yes they are, you just don't understand whatvthey say, IDIOT

[@Fanimati0n]

@Pure_Shovelry uh, of course they're related, you just can't speak robot.

[@lolboy9052]

10/10 content, I really respect the types of people who make their content understandable for everyone including me

[@tygerfoster3799]

Thanks for the subtitles Rip any one deaf who likes your videos

[@skiffy8121]

mark zuckerburg could translate

[@hexvitaminddeficiency9690]

Skiffy no, just no.

[@nathanielkulick9588]

Beep beep Beep beep Beep beep Beep beep Beep beep Beep beep Beep beep Beep beep Beep beep Beep beep

[@nicolewestibaan9162]

Those subtitles xD
I totally understand them...

[@icychaos5850]

TheLegend 27 Knows all

[@orthrusthetoad]

Public Advisory Notice: Turn on Closed Captions.

[@blarg2429]

Wouldn't that make them Opened Captions? Really makes you think...

[@GlitchTheDeer]

Me as bastion
*CONTINUOUS GATLING GUN FIRE LAUGHING AS I GET KILLS-

[@Pebphiz]

Me as Bastion
Press Shift to respawn

[@mvodinh]

Me as a bastion
Strategically place myself in unsuspecting area and shoot enemy team.

[@mvodinh]

The Meaning is Always Vague cuz it’s true

[@CanNot127]

The subtitles really made me amazed at your script writing

[@dylan4n207]

2:52 ,
3:35 ,
3:44 ,
8:43
Subs not dubs

[@mreserviceman6508]

3:48 thanks slimecicle I’m proud of me too. All the subtitles are good

[@jessicaschulz7466]

"Roses are red, Bastion's a meme, if he had a mouth he would scream. *AGGGH!"*

[@TheMasterKrook]

Question of the day: because Bastion is an omnic, and technically doesn't have a brain, or mind, will this make this video "inside the *code* of a bastion player?"
Or maybe I'm overthinking this
Edit: I've just checked the subtitles. It's the code for sure.

[@connorq7732]

When I turned of sound an put on subtitles I never expected what happened

[@tigger4665]

Connor Q of

[@mettatonneo1147]

I sure do love the subtitles I completely understand it too

[@patrickstar561]

That MHA opening music

[@timvisser5311]

YES, I thought only I noticed it.

[@trevarlewisjr5472]

Does any one know the name of the song

[@blackjesus-kun9341]

You Say Run or Jet Set Run, I forget which, but it’s one of them

[@trevarlewisjr5472]

Thanks

[@battlerifle8642]

It was you say run but it was a sad remix of it lol

[@joeprado3614]

Whir whir rattle shhhh ok if you still have subtitles on at this point I’m really proud
2 mins later I can’t even see the screen

[@adrianflutter31]

The “your parents credit card” joke is the most true thing in that segment.
I play that game and Jesus it is very ptw

[@deathkorpsgrenadier2419]

Bronze - *deletes the enemy team*
Silver - *deletes the enemy team until someone gets enough and picks a counter*
Gold - *someone actually picks a counter*
Platinum - *stuns, outranges, corner peeks, hacks*
Diamond - Staying alive for 2 pushes in a row as bastion becomes an achievement in itself
Above diamond - Getting 2 kills feels like God has personally blessed your gatling gun
Conclusion - Bastion is countered by 90% of the utility abilites in the game. Anything that can damage you from 15 meters or more becomes your nemesis. Sombra, Ana, Brigitte, Widow, Hanzo, Zennyata and even a baller mercy with her fkn peashooter become your worst nightmare if used correctly.

[@yusra.]

especially gengi

[@mrburger3540]

B1 7G unless he has a god damn shield and a corner and he’s almost unkillable
As well as a mercy

[@zaltazarius9639]

Ah, all of these innocent people before baptiste was added... now nothing matters

[@yosha3349]

Be

[@yosha3349]

S.

[@chosxn6550]

“Okay if you still have subtitles on at this point I’m really proud of you” I BETTER GET A HEART AND PINNED

[@yuzucchi760]

Kracken and u didn’t

[@chosxn6550]

Chibify Dino ik 😭

[@milesmorales7250]

Yay someone is proud of me

[@Lesopal]

I’m so immersed right now. The subtitle are great

[@delsin1126]

Even with adds you give us wonderful puns

[@antonschlichte8320]

First video of you I see - love it! Those puns are absolutely a-mei-zing

[@howyudoin91]

Holy crap I nearly lost it when the captions were just beep beep beep. This is why I subscribed two days ago. Best decision

[@lazer_4]

3:45 no, I'm proud of YOU

[@idodo32]

Are we tired of puns? Dude video is like 99% puns 1% sulfuric acid if we dont come for puns we dont come at all! (Coming for the acid is really inefficient due to its low co centration and all...)

[@solaire2271]

ido m Agreed, I'm a real Zucker for puns! I spring right on to them because I find them pretty coil.

[@TheTimeRanger1]

The 1% acid is so the people who dislike this videos can use a base to have enough salt.....
get it because adding a base to an acid makes salt
I hate chemistry so much

[@Nynkx]

honestly i thought he was gonna ask us if we were just "rolling with it"

[@-myles]

i really liked the captions at 4:40 they really brought a new perspective into the world for me

[@chaos9731]

Bastion is a meme.
And if he had a mouth, he would scream.
*MNNAAAAAEEEEEEEEEAAA*

[@chickencurry420]

7:40
I love that part so much so I'm leaving a timestamp for Future Me when I come back to this video just for that part

[@nothingfordarkness6525]

Zack WithaK watch that with subtitles.

[@evetrix1362]

I thought bastion mains are just a myth

[@pyralid7]

don't did-respecc us

[@aspenpreston7085]

No there very really and don't k ow what a meme is (seriously I have a friend how dosent now what a meme is and he's a bastion main)

[@shyguy3300]

We are more than that, we are legends

[@skyforgedgaming]

Must've never played in gold

[@nathalie2053]

evetrix I found someone with over 1000 hours with bastion

[@mattwo7]

1:08 You know, there's a line from Gundam Wing that could easily be quoted here but it escapes me...
Nah J/K *ISN'T IT ALL POINTLESS?!"*

[@jamessturrs8550]

The kazoo version of dare at the end killed me.

[@samonella8052]

I'm trying not to reference any moira puns from other videos

[@yuma8558]

Watched this video when it came out and rewatching it and now realising that the audio at the beginning in mha (my hero academia)
Slimecicle I love you

[@danielchambers-maack6398]

Yep I just noticed that too

[@NDalll]

Psst
I've found a secret messege in the subtitles 3:43

[@booperdooper572]

Lol I saw that too

[@Jecra_]

1:04 DARE, DARE TO BELIEVE YOU CAN SURVIVE!!!

[@marko-do9lz]

Beep beep by schtiffles in the background is killing me

[@epicgamer3543]

Can't believe you stopped the subtitles halfway through 0/10

[@MangoMaraudr]

Can confirm, I have the noose committed to memory.

[@cgron34]

I love how the subtitles took so long he just gave up making new ones halfway through

[@anaspatel9822]

Who is Slimecicle proud of for staying on subtitles?

[@frankie1406]

Anas Patel Me :D I saw the magic

[@TheGuySayHifi]

I noticed that Transformers G1 music. Nice >:D

[@dollmetal]

Theguy Sayshi makes me want to watch them again. What was the name of that song

[@yungslyme4341]

Theguy Sayshi yeah no one absolutely no one noticed that

[@TheGuySayHifi]

Most people only noticed the main one (the main theme) but the one at 1:04 is from G1 transformers movie and less obvious hehe I can't remember the name of it though

[@bumblebot2458]

Dare to Believe.

[@bumblebot2458]

I still can't believe we sensible TF fans aren't dead yet!

[@shopforme7]

I love how many songs you used from the 80's Transformers movie. Even the credits kazoo song!

[@thecarsonnetwork9344]

Do a inside the mind of a Widowmaker player

[@jibbyhusband]

6:45
Bastion:FIRE IN THE HOLE

[@biggoofy]

Can we get a rip, tire

[@zdodops8490]

Great captions man proud of you!

[@earendilthemariner7967]

Is his name actually E54 and were basically calling him by his species not name?

[@HauptmannKrause]

Yes.

[@pointpoint8445]

We do that to Pokémon.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@pointpoint8445 no

[@pointpoint8445]

dilophosaurus sk yes

[@soccerpanda28]

Had subtitles on the whole time....im not disappointed

[@Seresnela]

Same

[@nonesense5693]

The subtitles after 4:38 are just perfect. I had fun not knowing what was happening on screen and being forced to learn robot.

[@ungabungainc.1691]

I got an overwatch ad before this LMFAO

[@oofqueen3772]

Same lol

[@testsubjection8448]

"Ok i will cover the screen in beeps now"
*doesn't*

[@blakemartin4833]

Yea you have to go out of full screen

[@thebiglink]

I can in fact confirm that subtitles without sound makes everything so much better

[@lilboikumquat8731]

I did a project on rivets in the 7th grade. They are used in the structure of jeans

[@MyaJoy-fv3pw]

When you said pros and cons I was so sure you where going to say deseptiCONS.

[@connerramsey9353]

But stare scream

[@connerramsey9353]

Star

[@rmascarenas4832]

Me: turns on captions
Also me: he is speaking the language of the gods!

[@27hydn]

2:47 turn captions on

[@embrefrosste6044]

Didn’t use the Monty Python and the Holy Grail intermission music, 3.8/10 IGN
That Supergiant Games shoutout tho

[@ethanhoffer5268]

The subtitles are the funniest part of this video

[@ajaustin9712]

I turned on captions...

[@mrmr1875]

Did anyone else turn on subtitles

[@mrgamerdude5176]

He'S right turning off sound and turning on subtitles really dose give an immersive experience

[@EJW2003]

BLIPITTY BLIP BOOP REE REE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@synth3431]

Disliked because immersive experience stopped halfway through the video

[@konohanin8686]

Playing bastion is like your friends wanting you to play that new game but you just want to play some tower defense

[@Max-ju6in]

Does kolorblind think potg is just a recap of your own best play?

[@godofcheese7660]

Wait a sec, BASTION MAINS DONT NEED A MIND!!
EDIT 1: HOLY SHIT 26 LIKES!!! RECORD FOR ME!!

[@lol22964]

they do if they can "mine" it

[@captainducktape689]

Bastion, Slimecicle? This is bad comedy.

[@Big-Thor]

Before he was nerfed i GOT play of the game every game when i used him he was overpowered

[@sapphin3188]

3:40 *subtitles on*

[@bramsteenhoek2674]

Having subtitles on all the way through is worth it

[@goldenlagaz3985]

"For a more immersive experience" all it is is beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep lol

[@genericmanchild]

That's the joke

[@SteelSW]

Golden Lagaz Get halfway trough the vid with subtitles.

[@cosmic6950]

Thanks for the subtitles! Finally a vid I can understand!
Beep beep beep beep beep! Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep!

[@bigrig124]

I love it when the subtitles take up the whole screen

[@lazer_4]

beep

[@thefowles1]

6:01 "we got a quick one here from a commie"