Improv Stories: Man buys a cow

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

Комментарии • 80

  • @LetsGoGetThem
    @LetsGoGetThem 3 года назад +38

    This is canonically the last story in the timeline of the Craigverse, he deserves a good ending.

  • @maddisonohl1379
    @maddisonohl1379 4 года назад +37

    Limmy, I legitimately think you're one of the finest creative minds of our age. Thanks for everything.

  • @46pi26
    @46pi26 4 года назад +79

    Holy shit, craig finally got the mental health he so severely needed

  • @csdrew22
    @csdrew22 5 лет назад +48

    "The Four Grand Bud'gah"

  • @TIRK125
    @TIRK125 3 года назад +27

    that was genuinely heartwarming. thanks for another great bedtime story, Lim

  • @jamesa54321
    @jamesa54321 5 лет назад +34

    wholesome not a dry eye in the house

  • @sh3tpostsgamertime204
    @sh3tpostsgamertime204 3 года назад +9

    We got it humanely slaughtered almost brought me to tears

  • @codymadden7244
    @codymadden7244 5 лет назад +63

    i teared up not gonnae lie

  • @rossbarr4616
    @rossbarr4616 5 лет назад +18

    This is the fucking content av been looking for ma whole life

  • @garin8529
    @garin8529 4 года назад +16

    We could all do with a Stevie in our lives.

  • @mentalmickey1459
    @mentalmickey1459 5 лет назад +11

    "How much do one of these bastards cost anyway?" hahahahaa

  • @ItsJabo
    @ItsJabo 5 лет назад +51

    Just want to say that Iain is a patter thief.

  • @mechtainted
    @mechtainted 3 года назад +4

    This is one of my favorites for sure. Top tier bovine story telling.

  • @derpizzaman1050
    @derpizzaman1050 5 лет назад +16

    you should do an actual adventure call

  • @Drolgh101
    @Drolgh101 5 лет назад +44

    Story Idea : Man buys 20 Richmond for a group of teenagers but they actually wanted the sausages.

    • @swiftla
      @swiftla 4 года назад

      I hope this happens one day 😂😂😂

    • @Drolgh101
      @Drolgh101 4 года назад +6

      @@swiftla did you know if you put an infinite number of rimmys on an infinite number of streams, eventually one of them will READ MY GOD DAMN COMMENT

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 Год назад

      still want this

  • @DJ_NSG
    @DJ_NSG 5 лет назад +32

    As a Welshman the vitriol in the statement that all the landowning bastards that move in and set up shop are English really resonates

    • @hotbaconbap6485
      @hotbaconbap6485 5 лет назад +1

      Scousers especially!

    • @DJ_NSG
      @DJ_NSG 5 лет назад +5

      @@hotbaconbap6485 it's not the scousers that get me, you go to any reasonable coastal area or anywhere remotely scenic and it's home counties millionaire, second home cunts as far as the eye can see

    • @shmooless3699
      @shmooless3699 5 лет назад +1

      @@DJ_NSG fucking english people earning money and buying homes with it.....how dare they

    • @shmooless3699
      @shmooless3699 5 лет назад +1

      @@hotbaconbap6485 what fuckin scousers are buying land in wales in abunance 😂?

    • @shmooless3699
      @shmooless3699 5 лет назад

      @Gleep Glop k

  • @amp4105
    @amp4105 Год назад +3

    stevies a good guy man

  • @alonelydragonn3832
    @alonelydragonn3832 5 лет назад +24

    Bertger.

  • @Chungus8381
    @Chungus8381 3 года назад +7

    The cow is a metaphor for feeling boredom and useless. Craig eating the cow is a metaphor for him overcoming his feeling of worthlessness. The speech that craig makes about giving thanks to the cow is giving thanks to the fact that the ending of his feelings of worthlessness (the killing of the cow) has been overcame and he is giving thanks to the fact his worthlessness has been polarized into a feeling of feeling worthy.

    • @TheHaydough
      @TheHaydough 3 года назад +2

      Nice theory, but they killed that cow 🐄

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 Год назад +1

      @@TheHaydough Yeah he killed his bad mentality

  • @theinnkeeper2440
    @theinnkeeper2440 5 лет назад +23

    Didn’t know a 4 word sentence could create such a long story 😂

    • @goose300183
      @goose300183 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah it's amazing what he can come up with on the spot like this. With thousands of people watching him LIVE as he does it! Very rare talent.

  • @alistairpage-mcgill2723
    @alistairpage-mcgill2723 5 лет назад +14

    Best streamer on twitch or RUclips and keeps getting better

  • @mentalmickey1459
    @mentalmickey1459 5 лет назад +1

    The cogs are clunking over whilst the mouth speaks freely

  • @wisewigga7129
    @wisewigga7129 3 года назад +2

    Underrated video

  • @ashleyatreides
    @ashleyatreides Год назад

    they could genuinely teach this story in literature classes

  • @mentalmickey1459
    @mentalmickey1459 5 лет назад +3

    10:48 lmao

  • @mrsszmanda07
    @mrsszmanda07 5 лет назад +22

    I wish you'd read erotica,Limmy. You've the voice for it.

  • @MrCRMoir
    @MrCRMoir 5 лет назад +1

    There's this guy. Called Craig.

  • @mrtandemslidessbtt
    @mrtandemslidessbtt 2 года назад

    this shit got way deeper than i thought it was going to be. and im not even mad!

  • @swiftla
    @swiftla 4 года назад +4

    English accent on point 😂😂

  • @Amysbiblereads
    @Amysbiblereads 5 лет назад +3

    Just love him 😂🙌

  • @sandyrussell1615
    @sandyrussell1615 5 лет назад +1

    i swear you have done so much improv stories that its just muscle memory or something like that

  • @Jimbo.jack47
    @Jimbo.jack47 3 года назад

    Brilliant. Craig seems like a Normal guy with no hang ups when he gets the pay rise

  • @chuggermagic
    @chuggermagic 3 года назад

    30 seconds in: Oh no he's called Craig

  • @mattfm101
    @mattfm101 5 лет назад +1

    I kept trying to guess when shit was gonna go crazy but Limmy reeled it in. Nice story.

  • @GeorgieBonsoir
    @GeorgieBonsoir 5 лет назад +5

    This is some wierd ASMR.

  • @AcornElectron
    @AcornElectron 4 года назад +2

    I’m English (technically half Welsh half English) and even I can appreciate how much English people can be absolute pricks.
    Good improv mate, made me smile.

  • @ewan.cartwright
    @ewan.cartwright 3 года назад

    My New Zealand cow farmer friend says cows cost about £750-1000

  • @MichaelClarkeWhittet
    @MichaelClarkeWhittet 4 года назад +1

    Can you do this as a podcast it's great

  • @scriptKiddieOG
    @scriptKiddieOG 5 лет назад +2

    Craig! 😂 Knew it man.

  • @splotty777
    @splotty777 5 лет назад +3

    Top coo story. Dangerous beasties. £200 extra a month? I wish...

  • @RikiNewtonMusicianSongwriter
    @RikiNewtonMusicianSongwriter 5 лет назад +3

    Love a good old cow 🐄 story me !! Right up my street !! Lol 😆

  • @guyrogen9911
    @guyrogen9911 5 лет назад +4

    Who's cutting bloody onions!

  • @krisloan2378
    @krisloan2378 5 лет назад

    Whoever wrote the subtitles for this video needs to learn Scottish chat. Unless it's another limmy special, in which case, freaking hilarious!!!

  • @jajararakoi8000
    @jajararakoi8000 5 лет назад +2

    i love you limmy

  • @stilllaughing3959
    @stilllaughing3959 5 лет назад

    Brilliant dark as always but brilliant

  • @milkmanswife93696
    @milkmanswife93696 5 лет назад +2

    four grand aye

  • @channel9r
    @channel9r 4 года назад

    Nae beanstocks.

  • @chrisbeard78
    @chrisbeard78 5 лет назад +2

    ramblings of a madman

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 2 года назад

      play a record

  • @KermitTheFud
    @KermitTheFud 5 лет назад +3

    One of the best

  • @Jay-pg6zg
    @Jay-pg6zg 5 лет назад

    these are class

  • @chriswhitt6685
    @chriswhitt6685 5 лет назад

    Do You have notes on the table ?

  • @thatgall900
    @thatgall900 5 лет назад

    Amazing!😂

  • @bennewton5824
    @bennewton5824 5 лет назад +2

    He bought a .......jercket , a berghaus jercket

  • @georginablackwell7122
    @georginablackwell7122 5 лет назад +1

    Incredible