Please...Tase Me Bro! - Episode 73 - Spitballers Comedy Show

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

Комментарии • 52

  • @nickbyrd1027
    @nickbyrd1027 5 лет назад +5

    There was so much gold in this episode 😂 I laughed far too hard about the Bills, but then also pictured like 4 Edward Scissors-Hands running around, which may be more formidable.

  • @Mechanic618
    @Mechanic618 5 лет назад +11

    Yeah, can't believe Jets weren't taken over all the wildlife-based flyers. That's a fail lol.
    Also the Patriots would have guns.

  • @alyssab2409
    @alyssab2409 5 лет назад +8

    I had Jets as a first rounder lol

  • @BilliumRye
    @BilliumRye 5 лет назад +13

    Cannot believe the Jets fell after Lions, Tigers and Bears.

    • @SandM_05
      @SandM_05 5 лет назад +3

      William Ryan Oh my

  • @AkamexAris1023
    @AkamexAris1023 4 года назад +4

    So glad I started listening to this. Couldnt get enough after the fantasy content. Best podcast ever 😂😂😂

  • @KitchenerLeslie2
    @KitchenerLeslie2 4 года назад +6

    The worst would be getting tazed in the bean bag

  • @NickOffermansMustache
    @NickOffermansMustache 5 лет назад +7

    "I bought a car and named him Scooby-Doo"

  • @footballman3316
    @footballman3316 5 лет назад +1

    Jason the opportunists with the jumper cables 😂

  • @zackerypool2127
    @zackerypool2127 5 лет назад +2

    You make me look forward to Monday's. I wish I could tell my friends about this show but I can't risk them learning about the footballers podcast. It's my ace in the hole. #footclanchampion

  • @eligage3687
    @eligage3687 5 лет назад +6

    0:21 I bought a car and named it scooby doo

    • @CartmanMorisato
      @CartmanMorisato 5 лет назад

      Damn, you beat me too it...
      Scooby Doooo.😂🤣🤣
      I think Jason "named him" Scooby Doo. Male car.🚔

    • @eligage3687
      @eligage3687 5 лет назад

      I think you're correct

  • @devonvarnum2429
    @devonvarnum2429 5 лет назад +2

    This is 3 weeks in a row of the greatest stuff ever. I’ve even got my wife listening to you guys now. To put this episode into perspective, I cried in laughter.

  • @ALT-vs6qy
    @ALT-vs6qy 5 лет назад +1

    Good way to start the week! Thanks for the content. Always enjoyable.

    • @qball5252
      @qball5252 4 года назад

      Funny seeing you here

  • @kingjohn455
    @kingjohn455 4 года назад

    Video game character battle royale. Set in a hunger games style setting. Characters get their special abilities so mario could eat the flower and pew pew fireballs. Master chief could have his armor and guns.

  • @Rín-wín
    @Rín-wín 4 года назад

    58:40 almost made it through an entire show without a poop joke

  • @SandM_05
    @SandM_05 5 лет назад

    “In the circuses of Ancient Rome, exotic beasts were commonly pitted against each other. The contest of the lion against the tiger was a classic pairing and the betting usually favored the tiger. At the end of the 19th century, the Gaekwad of Baroda arranged a fight between a lion and tiger before an audience of thousands. The Gaekwad favored the lion, and as a result had to pay 37,000 rupees as the lion was mauled by the tiger.”
    Huff post quote.

  • @kevinmeiklejohn9923
    @kevinmeiklejohn9923 5 лет назад +5

    Fantasy football jeopardy with who am I questions. Who would win?

    • @rodisseriechicken8186
      @rodisseriechicken8186 4 года назад +2

      Kevin Meiklejohn Andy because he’d be the only one to remember to say who is

  • @ChoklitThundah
    @ChoklitThundah 5 лет назад +1

    I once won a rigged basketball game in elementary school by making two consecutive shots. I still remember the look on the attendee's face. My greatest athletic achievement

    • @lukestiles3703
      @lukestiles3703 5 лет назад

      ChoklitThundah it’s really not as hard as people make it to be. The trick for me is to not jump as much as I normally do for a jump shot

  • @codybennett244
    @codybennett244 4 года назад

    "The sailfish has been dead for 150 years"
    "Got eaten by a shark"
    "And now the shark's dead too"
    "Killlllllllll meeeeeeeeee"

  • @andrewtoole1222
    @andrewtoole1222 5 лет назад

    The Bills were actually named after Buffalo Bill Cody. They were originally the AAFC Bisons, but a fan poll was held to change the name, and they just kept the logo of the buffalo.

  • @bnothwang
    @bnothwang 4 года назад

    You guys should've split the draft into 2. First draft just do Human Team names and the second only do Animals or just all others. But that was a great idea for a draft

  • @owens7944
    @owens7944 5 лет назад

    I feel like the Jets are a reverse trap if you have the Titans, now your Titan has I giant metal club...

  • @robiapicca5967
    @robiapicca5967 4 года назад

    The Buffalo Bills were named after the actual Buffalo Bill... the quartet just happened to form at the same time the team was being re-named

  • @brystalwilliams6073
    @brystalwilliams6073 4 года назад

    What happened to the jets! Lol

  • @ALT-vs6qy
    @ALT-vs6qy 5 лет назад

    Dumbest question ever. Give me the 100 K. Not only do I make more than 50 K, but my co workers expect me to slack since I make less.

  • @joe.osullivan
    @joe.osullivan 5 лет назад +1

    PLEASE DO A TASER VID!!!

  • @patrickkilduff5272
    @patrickkilduff5272 4 года назад

    And I will take the Jets and win with that alone....

  • @benjaminwiseman6567
    @benjaminwiseman6567 3 года назад

    Jets should have been second or third overall pick.

  • @lukestiles3703
    @lukestiles3703 5 лет назад

    I would play the basketball game to stay alive

  • @esteven2668
    @esteven2668 5 лет назад

    Dart throw is cheatable. Dull darts and under inflated balloons.

  • @gilbertoverdugo9595
    @gilbertoverdugo9595 5 лет назад +2

    Speaking of which... what the heck is a Brown?

    • @owens7944
      @owens7944 5 лет назад

      Step one: find an Indian restaurant
      Step two: ask for the spiciest thing on the menu
      Step three: browns

    • @joshvanklomp
      @joshvanklomp 5 лет назад +1

      Named after original coach and co-founder Paul Brown

    • @owens7944
      @owens7944 5 лет назад

      @@joshvanklomp oh, I thought we were talking about the players

  • @moby1kanob
    @moby1kanob 4 года назад

    Bean bag shot gun in the back or belly OR Tased in the sack?

  • @untouchablejay6536
    @untouchablejay6536 4 года назад

    I would've taken the Dolphins cause, of course, water. No animal can live in water and, you live in 75% of the world

  • @codiemiller8793
    @codiemiller8793 5 лет назад

    Ya am I the only one that would want the jets and Patriots??

    • @patrickkilduff5272
      @patrickkilduff5272 4 года назад

      jets for sure...but patriots?? What good is a goofy American flag wearing doofus?

  • @ImBefriend
    @ImBefriend 5 лет назад +4

    First wow.

  • @CartmanMorisato
    @CartmanMorisato 5 лет назад

    Aright, so of those 3 marine life picks the Bowhead was probably the best pick but I would have went Orca because those are the VerY top of the marine foodchain.
    Great Whites are almost at the top but there have been instances where it's been observed that a mother Orca killed a Great White that was after her calf. Great Whites have to contend with bigger Great Whites and Orcas, and since the sharks are usually solitary and Orcas usually travel in pods, Jaws gon get ded ReaL quick. GWs have the same derp factor that rays do where if you flip them over, something in their body's nervous system causes them to shut down until they're turned rightside up again. Orcas figure this out because they're smart and that's how they kill the GWs.
    Sailfish, while fast, could still get killed by Great Whites because the GWs have more heightened senses as hunters AnD they attack from the botyom, blindsiding it's prey. If the Sailfish didn't see or feel it coming, it's a meal for Jaws.
    Fortunately for Mike, Great Whites main diet is sea lion and smaller whales. They go for the fattest meal they can get because they don't eat regularly (compared to humans).
    The Bowhead can only be taken down by a pod of Orcas. The problem with Andy's idea is they can't dive very deep, and because they are mammals, they have to come up for air regularly.
    ...this is what you guys make me think about on Mondays lol. I love it.

  • @CartmanMorisato
    @CartmanMorisato 5 лет назад

    I may act like ass in your comments but it's really because I love you guys & am a big fan; so here is a piece of what I would add to your podcast if I ever got a chance to join as a co-host (guest or reg):
    For me it's Jeopardy all the way for a few reasons:
    1 - I like a challenge and would definitively prove to myself I'm not nearly as smart as I think I am.
    2 - I'd rather meet Alex Trebek than Pat Sajack. I mean Sajack seems like an alright guy but HAVE YOU SEEN the size of that man's head?!? You guys are always on about Mike with Sajack there's no comparison; his head is AT LEAST the size of 2 Mike the Hitman's heads combined. At LeasT!
    3 - If I went on Wheel I'd probably be bothered by the size of Sajack's gargantuan cranium the whole time. I'd hardly be able to concentrate on the word puzzles, assuming I could see the board beyond ol' Jupiter noggin'.

  • @patrickkilduff5272
    @patrickkilduff5272 4 года назад

    What is there to debate in the first question??? This is so dumb...I want to make as much as a can...I don't give a shit what others around me make?? Is this even a thing people worry about? Sure you should negotiate for better pay if you're worth it...but I don't get this at all...

  • @jbbarlow90
    @jbbarlow90 5 лет назад

    First question was real dumb... and not in a good way.