SPLIT ASMR ✨ You sleep you lose 🥊

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  • Опубликовано: 13 окт 2024

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  • @PierreGASMR
    @PierreGASMR  4 года назад +1548

    [EDIT: German, Russian Bulgarian, Turkish, Portuguese, Ukrainian, Dutch, Finnish, Czech, Chinese (Traditional), Italian, Romanian, Hungarian, Spanish (Latin America), Thai, Japanese, Spanish subtitles added! THANK YOU!]Hi everyone!こんばんは!안녕하세요? Bonsoir ! Oi! Привет! Tonight... Don't Sleep! Or you might meet THE BLUE! I've made English subtitles for this and it would be great if you could make subtitles for your language! ^^ Thank you!
    Click here to make subtitles in your language: ruclips.net/user/timedtext_video?v=Y75klgHSV3M&ref=share

  • @TheJokeExplainerr
    @TheJokeExplainerr 4 года назад +2353

    "You woke up"
    *DAMN IT I LOST AND THE ASMR DIDNT EVEN START*

  • @PierreGASMR
    @PierreGASMR  4 года назад +904

    OK, I need to take a warm shower after editing this the whole day :p Will come back after to read your funny comments ^^

    • @---jh3gy
      @---jh3gy 4 года назад +10

      its midnight bro go to sleep
      we live close im in italy i think its the same time

    • @emirachelnatalie3397
      @emirachelnatalie3397 4 года назад +2

      @@---jh3gy it's 12:18pm wednesday for me ahaha

    • @NoName-hq3mr
      @NoName-hq3mr 4 года назад +1

      EmiRachelNatalie you live in New Zealand ?

    • @dogedog8686
      @dogedog8686 4 года назад +1

      PierreG ASMR 9:35 in Victoria right now

    • @mrbrevnomet8308
      @mrbrevnomet8308 4 года назад +1

      Information will always needed)

  • @andrewstudebaker5397
    @andrewstudebaker5397 4 года назад +2634

    "Don't sleep."
    The 400 milligrams of caffeine in my bloodstream: *n o p r o b l e m b u d .*

    • @french_bread4961
      @french_bread4961 4 года назад +33

      Reverse Psychology: Uuhh...we got a problem bud!

    • @joniselite530
      @joniselite530 4 года назад +22

      Slow down there B U C K A R O O

    • @blisterybrush86yomomma22
      @blisterybrush86yomomma22 4 года назад +6

      I was thinking about taking the old sled out for a rip der bud.

    • @insertcrudenamehere6341
      @insertcrudenamehere6341 4 года назад +5

      Cries in college corse then night shift

    • @harrowingseer
      @harrowingseer 4 года назад +7

      @@insertcrudenamehere6341 ah don't worry dude. Can't buy ramen? Just consume the air. It has skincells and funky aromas.

  • @musicandmemes4698
    @musicandmemes4698 4 года назад +417

    2:53 whelp I found my new favorite trigger
    “Te be te te be to” please do more of that

  • @wafflymantismemes7777
    @wafflymantismemes7777 3 года назад +86

    I can’t stop coming back to this, it’s really good!

  • @megandavies6526
    @megandavies6526 4 года назад +3198

    13:43
    what the bottom of the ketchup bottle sees

  • @not_marcus9011
    @not_marcus9011 4 года назад +1213

    17:01 the kick lmao

  • @ahmedm477
    @ahmedm477 4 года назад +659

    7:10 when you get into a fight with that one annoying fly.

    • @yungoni6760
      @yungoni6760 4 года назад +9

      hamed remah truly underrated

    • @Voidsfer
      @Voidsfer 4 года назад

      So true

    • @MrEpic231
      @MrEpic231 4 года назад

      MOSQUITO

    • @nakkakalk4283
      @nakkakalk4283 3 года назад

      Im pretty sure all of them are annoying

  • @leowong2613
    @leowong2613 4 года назад +275

    10:03 ten year old me eating all the veggies to save the African children

    • @Ella.Butcher
      @Ella.Butcher 4 года назад +5

      Me ten year old eating all the veggies cuzzz im vegetable 👍🏻

    • @clutteryguy9747
      @clutteryguy9747 3 года назад +3

      Make sense

    • @agentmysterious6682
      @agentmysterious6682 3 года назад +22

      Me eating my fellow africans to save veggies

    • @Olduked
      @Olduked 3 года назад +1

      @@agentmysterious6682 you eat them with skin?

    • @agentmysterious6682
      @agentmysterious6682 3 года назад +1

      @@Olduked why u asking best boy

  • @zenswife
    @zenswife 4 года назад +121

    2:53
    That gave me hella tingles so i'm saving it for later

  • @PierreGASMR
    @PierreGASMR  4 года назад +313

    Ah, it took me forever to make those English subtitles / transcripts for this. Hope it helps YOU, who are going to makes subs in your language for this ^^

    • @rascallygoose4926
      @rascallygoose4926 4 года назад

      PierreG ASMR Hi!

    • @_pblcbka3992
      @_pblcbka3992 4 года назад

      I'll sleep to your video ^^

    • @BAKRUPTCY
      @BAKRUPTCY 4 года назад +1

      PierreG ASMR if you want i can help with the subtitles, in english and also in italian.

    • @brunow.a.8539
      @brunow.a.8539 4 года назад

      OK cara, não vou conseguir fazer nada mas ok...

    • @packtrak
      @packtrak 4 года назад

      Posso fazer algumas em português
      I can make some in portuguese if you want help
      I text so much so i can help :D

  • @simonjackson3451
    @simonjackson3451 4 года назад +2333

    Me about to get really depressed.
    My antidepressants: 9:30

    • @tomceelen9392
      @tomceelen9392 4 года назад +34

      good one
      me like

    • @abaagaiby1993
      @abaagaiby1993 4 года назад +12

      Tom Ceelen me like too bud, me like too

    • @tomceelen9392
      @tomceelen9392 4 года назад +6

      @@abaagaiby1993 stfu u harram dabi
      (jk dont get mad)

    • @shypenguin9766
      @shypenguin9766 4 года назад +3

      This upset me

    • @tomceelen9392
      @tomceelen9392 4 года назад +5

      @@shypenguin9766 what makes u booboo mad

  • @lizmich4859
    @lizmich4859 4 года назад +3403

    Soap: kills 99.9% of bacteria
    The 0.1%: 10:03

  • @bazzxliner
    @bazzxliner 4 года назад +412

    10:00
    Sir I would like to know when your album is gonna be released it's important

    • @Tomato.toothpaste
      @Tomato.toothpaste 4 года назад +7

      For research purposes

    • @shellythompson6190
      @shellythompson6190 4 года назад +2

      @@Tomato.toothpaste ofc

    • @dipc2533
      @dipc2533 3 года назад +2

      w̶̨̡̢̧̡̧̢̧̧̢̢̢̧̨̢̥̳̪͔̠̣̦͈̲̳̭͓̼̙̬͎̘̮̟̤̗̳̮̹̦̞̦̞̣̣̲̥͙͙̪̜̯̝̺̝̝̫͕̪̜͓̘̘̭͕̯̖̖͔̬̝̩͔̗͔͇̥͔͓͈̘̭̪͓̻̣̘̮̯̳̩͉͙̯̦̗̺̟͓̰̱̦͖̲̱̻̠̩̳̮̖̭̱̱̼̙̟̮̹̘͙͖̯͖̰̼͖͓͕̪̹̙̩̭̥̙̳̘͙͇͇̠̰̫̳̣̜̪̰̦̪̱̦͖͎̥̅͂́͛̇͑͑̇̋̿̌͑̎̏͋̌̈́͑̉̌̀̔̀̿́͆̈́̈́̈́͂̽̋̇͛̇͛̂̇̌̆̎͌͑́̓̿͂̋̉͋͌̿̒͘͘̚͘̚̕͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅh̸̨̨̢̡̢̢̛̛̛̛̛̜̮͈͖̥̱̗͔͚̯͖̩͈̞̙͕͓̻͖̹͉̫͍͉͎̞̪̱̱͚̝̣͙̠̦̞̮̫̲͉͚̮͇͉̭̯͎͎̗̰̰̖͉̽̈́̿́̓̂̾̋̂͛́̅͊̾̈́̓̒͑̀̾͋͋͊̒̉̐̐̈́̋̋̌̄͗͊̂̈́͒̿̄͊͆̃͛̋̃͒͋̀͗̀̌̏͐̊͐̑̓̒͑̓̅̀́̊̍̎̉̓̃̋̒̂̆̇̈̍́̎́̀́̅͌̐́́̅̄̋̆͒̇̌́̀̓̆͐̈́̃̏̌̉̆̎̉̉̈̓̄̒́͊̾̓̍̈́̍̈́̾́̄̈́̍̓̉̎̾̓̍̑͌̇͆͌͛̄̆̂̾̎̾̈́̀̉̆̃͂̋̾͛̾͊͋̈́͗́͋́̒̍͒̌̒̏͑̂̓̓̃̾̊̎̓̀̍́̿̄̌͒̃̈́̈́́̈́͌̑̅̌̇̈́̊͛̎̊́̈́͋͐̐̓̓́̑̑̒̎̈̋͌̅͋̆͐̚̚͘̚͘͘̚̚̚̚̚͘̚̚̚͜͜͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͠͝͝ͅấ̷̧̡̨̧̡̨̡̢̢̡̢̨̧̡̡̢̢̢̨̨̢̧̧̧̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̦͓̘̫̘͍̹͈̲͓̖̠̲̼͍͖͖͚͔̣͍̻͎̟̻̬̬̙̯͖͕̣͍̳͕̟̠͙̜̗̩̠̭͇̥̪̪̟͕̠͎̱͎̠͙̲̩̮̝̮̦̣̫͙̟̮͇̳̥̪̯̺̩̩̱͍͈͈͕̥̥̠̟̜͈͖̟̳̖̤͚̻͈͍̪̝͔̼̭͚̱̜͎͚̮͓̖̹͚̬̬̱̝͕̪̟͚͎͇̗͎̭͚̯̙̳͙̬̗͖̭̮̻̮̦͍̭͍̞͎͕̠̩̬̮̥̰̜̼͖̙͓̯͓͖̫͔̜̞̬̫̤͉͔̟̫̠̺̯̰̙͖̜̦̟͔͕̯̪̩̰͈̝̱̼̤̼̤̣̗̜̫̯͖͕̜̯̝̲̟̲̳̮̰͉̮̮͓̯̦̬͓̩͚̥͔̫̦̜̝̩̙̖̩̬̮̗̣͕̘͎̝̤̲̳͇̤̘͙͖̦̹̰̬̜͖̩̞̝̜̤̰̘̬͍̱͖̆̅͒̆͐̆̽̇͑͛̓͌̽̓̔̏̎̐̃̅͑̃̀̇͌̓̃̈̉̑́̊̓̄̆̈́̿̒̎̋̉̃̓̔̃́̓̋̔͒́͊͒̎́̈̈̂͋͋̓̏̿͗̍͆͊̂́̈́̋̋͌̂̀̈͗̆͛́̍̓͋̀̈́̈́̊̈́̎̓̃̎͒̄́̿̈́̀̂́̐̈́̓́͊̍̽͋̀̑͛̽̎́͒̽͒͋̎̍́̈́͆̎͛͆̏̊͋̎̋̆̆̆͆̈́͗̀͂̈́̃̔̂̈́͐̄͛̓̿̏͗̊̀̓̀́̉̓̍͒̏̓̔̉͋͂̈́̈̐̿̀̕͘̚̕͘̕̕̕͘̚̚͘̕͘̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅṭ̶̢̧̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛͇̜̰̣̲͉͉̥̯͔̮̻͉̘͈̺͖̝̩̔̂̈́͛͒̈͊̄̇͐͐́̓͐̀̏͛͆̐͛͑̀͗̈́͛̈́̿̈́͒̎̿͒́͆̒̒͒̓̈́͆̌̾̈́̉́̊̊̾̓͆̾̓̓̀̈́̐̽͐͌́̔̒̈̒͐̈́̉̐̀̄͌̈́̍͆͐͆̉͑̀̍͂͛̏̀̈́́͊͗̈́́́̍̔̓̒̄̾̊̈́́̐́͋̏́̓̃͑̄̓͂̈̆͒́̃̑̀̿͒̐̀̇͛͋̃̓͗̈́͛͋̎̿͊́̽͆̈̉̐̏̒͑͒͂͆́͌͐̈́͆́̈̾̋̾̈́͊́̌͛̅̉̃͐̈̈͒̋̑̈́̈́͗̐̾̐̄̏͂͐͊̈́͋̉̿͌̋̓̿̊͐̾̾͆͊̕̚͘̕̚̕͘̚͘̚̚̚̚̚͘̕͘̕͘̚̚̚̕͘͘͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅ

    • @irukasensei5869
      @irukasensei5869 3 года назад

      @@dipc2533 i agree

  • @travisscott2716
    @travisscott2716 4 года назад +304

    "tipiti tipitu" SOOOO GOOD

  • @blisterybrush86yomomma22
    @blisterybrush86yomomma22 4 года назад +308

    Joker: wanna know how I got these scars?
    First I moved
    Then I fell asleep

    • @deleted4361
      @deleted4361 4 года назад +5

      Then, I wasn’t what he ordered.

  • @erikstuth282
    @erikstuth282 4 года назад +456

    5:07 you, you’re finally awake.

    • @finn8665
      @finn8665 4 года назад +51

      You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

    • @harrowingseer
      @harrowingseer 4 года назад +27

      Damn you stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I would have stolen that horse and be halfway to hammerfell.

    • @dockyard1797
      @dockyard1797 4 года назад +12

      c h i l l e d m e m e We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now thief.

    • @CBCsolar
      @CBCsolar 4 года назад +8

      @Ancient Autumn What's with him? Watch your tounge! Your speaking to ulfric stormcloak! The true king!

    • @god2944
      @god2944 4 года назад

      I used to be an adventurer like you till I took an arrow in the knee

  • @KeenIncisions
    @KeenIncisions 4 года назад +740

    2:52 to 4:23 had some of the craziest tingles i've felt in a long time. would love to see more of that. :^)

    • @sherrinisadumbass211
      @sherrinisadumbass211 4 года назад +64

      I’m nearly deaf in my left ear and that bit made me get tingles on the left for the first time I’m really liking Kuma S

    • @harrowingseer
      @harrowingseer 4 года назад +35

      It's like quiet beatboxing and I like it.

    • @xxbobacatxx4892
      @xxbobacatxx4892 4 года назад +28

      I never get tingles and this is now my first time getting them, it feels like there’s bugs under my skin lol

    • @andreazevedo87
      @andreazevedo87 4 года назад +3

      @MrDryBones that is a name I haven't heard in a while

    • @jepa4291
      @jepa4291 4 года назад

      @@andreazevedo87 hello there

  • @andrehashimoto
    @andrehashimoto 4 года назад +217

    Me when Quarantine started: 10:03
    Me now: 22:35

  • @fred2582
    @fred2582 4 года назад +77

    4:26 when the teacher finds you dozing off at the back of the class

    • @daceo9491
      @daceo9491 4 года назад +2

      aight,aight,aight,this needs way more likes lol.

  • @DongASMR
    @DongASMR 4 года назад +634

    Auto generated comment : this user lost

  • @hilalkran7500
    @hilalkran7500 4 года назад +353

    Pierre:
    "you are going to drink it with your ears"
    Me:
    Oh man I'm special

    • @angy6143
      @angy6143 4 года назад +4

      You think you are special and im like "Wtf sir my ears can drink?"

    • @youlookingprettysus8478
      @youlookingprettysus8478 3 года назад +1

      Theyre just second mouths that transport water to your mouth but you cant taste it because its doesn’t touch your taste buds

  • @RxchelRxse
    @RxchelRxse 4 года назад +661

    "don't ever sleep." *Freddy Krueger left the chat*

  • @HtaFRB
    @HtaFRB 3 года назад +66

    2:53, nossa amei essa parte! Assim como amei o vídeo inteiro também. Amamos você e seus vídeo, Pierre!🇧🇷💕💕💕💕

  • @FelipeOliveira-ni3io
    @FelipeOliveira-ni3io 4 года назад +74

    AAAAAH, EU ACHEI MEU ASMR FAVORITO DE 2020! Que experiência incrível, parece um sonho. 🥴💕

  • @caldafkey_314
    @caldafkey_314 4 года назад +819

    Blue: don't sleep
    Also blue: knocks me unconscious

  • @octow
    @octow 4 года назад +109

    13:42 : The blue : *smash the viewer*
    Pierre : *realises that if he smash the camera, it will be dead*

  • @mikeymiller5128
    @mikeymiller5128 4 года назад +554

    wait...how do people comment they lost already?? wouldn’t they be asleep

    • @ale-ev2mk
      @ale-ev2mk 4 года назад +12

      _COINCIDENCES?_

    • @Bknchz
      @Bknchz 4 года назад +31

      They might get an email from their FBI agent.

    • @ٴٴٴ-ب7د
      @ٴٴٴ-ب7د 4 года назад +10

      fell asleep and woke up

    • @jarnehuenaerts5305
      @jarnehuenaerts5305 4 года назад +3

      @@ale-ev2mk I THINK NOT

    • @Ethan-th9sg
      @Ethan-th9sg 4 года назад +5

      big brain

  • @Adnonnymous
    @Adnonnymous 4 года назад +312

    everyone else during quarantine: man i just wanna go outside and do things, and see my friends again
    me, an introvert and a gamer: 10:03

  • @水玉-t4o
    @水玉-t4o 4 года назад +37

    この神クオリティの作品を
    日本語字幕で見られるのは マジで幸せ。
    応援してます。

  • @belsytalks
    @belsytalks 4 года назад +23

    😭 I need hours and hours of Kuma's whispering! It's so soft and breathy, I love it!

  • @dovahkiin862
    @dovahkiin862 4 года назад +322

    Our boi really looking like Google's logo rn in the thumbnail.

  • @hooperlooper1821
    @hooperlooper1821 4 года назад +143

    5:07
    Hey, you finally awake. Trying to cross the border? Same like us and that thief over there.

    • @zacharywagman6964
      @zacharywagman6964 4 года назад +11

      Hooper Looper curse you stormcloaks if it weren’t for you I would have stolen that horse and been halfway to hammerfell

    • @justforfungamergirl7402
      @justforfungamergirl7402 3 года назад +1

      Found the Skyrim comment

    • @TheGeneralOfNegotiations
      @TheGeneralOfNegotiations 3 года назад

      What where am I? What planet is this? How did i get here? And where is my padawan!?

    • @CerbeRawr
      @CerbeRawr 3 года назад

      In wich camp are you ? Imperials, or stormcloaks ? (I'm in stormcloaks, because of mah boi ralof).

  • @septic_lucasttv2705
    @septic_lucasttv2705 4 года назад +58

    2:52 why is this part so relaxing and tingly pierreG plz make a video with just this

  • @eokps
    @eokps 4 года назад +557

    7:09
    My Mexican mom when she can’t find her chancla so she hits me with her hands instead

  • @TheSereneBee
    @TheSereneBee 4 года назад +94

    14:11 " Wake up it's me! The artist!"
    Me to my friends at a sleepover and I just drew a picture of them sleeping in a non creepy way.

  • @Bknchz
    @Bknchz 4 года назад +376

    I can't create a funny comment,so i just want to say "Thanks,Pierre!",and wish a Good Night for everyone,who's reading the comments.

  • @drag4age494
    @drag4age494 3 года назад +83

    PierreG, I love you, you are a god. I’m going trough a lot of things right now but you’re making everything so much better and I am so grateful for that. I haven’t been able to relax lately but your channel gave me some kind of boost

    • @PierreGASMR
      @PierreGASMR  3 года назад +23

      Thanks a lot! I'm glad my work helps, even this quite crazy video, haha :D

    • @kanyeeast2500
      @kanyeeast2500 3 года назад +1

      Omg stfu Jesus Christ 😂😭

    • @youlookingprettysus8478
      @youlookingprettysus8478 3 года назад +5

      @@kanyeeast2500 you stfu pierre is great and you are just being some random hater

    • @isagiasson
      @isagiasson 3 года назад +5

      @@kanyeeast2500 can YOU stfu?

    • @kanyeeast2500
      @kanyeeast2500 3 года назад +1

      @@isagiasson stay mad kid

  • @the_french_soul3327
    @the_french_soul3327 4 года назад +495

    23:01
    HOLD ON, THIS WHOLE OPERATION WAS YOUR IDEA

  • @schutte0687
    @schutte0687 4 года назад +464

    7:08 me when I see a bee in my room

    • @drizzy7058
      @drizzy7058 4 года назад +9

      Sir I think you mean a Fly

    • @baiugers4707
      @baiugers4707 4 года назад +1

      Bruh your going to get yourself stung

    • @mr.mechanic4651
      @mr.mechanic4651 4 года назад

      :O

    • @NadNe.
      @NadNe. 4 года назад

      I do the same 😂 when I See a bee or another insect 😂😂

    • @Voidsfer
      @Voidsfer 4 года назад

      WHY WOULD YOU SWAT AT A BEE?!

  • @lh377
    @lh377 4 года назад +176

    3:18 finnaly we see the camera man...
    WAIT ITS A GHOST!

  • @ekler8729
    @ekler8729 4 года назад +263

    Я: Смотрю видео чтобы уснуть.
    Пьер: You sleep you lose
    Я: -_-
    Translation:
    Me: watch videos to fall asleep
    Pierre: You sleep you lose
    Me: -_-

    • @Marquploads
      @Marquploads 4 года назад +1

      хорошо.

    • @gg_ru
      @gg_ru 4 года назад +7

      Правильнее будет звучать в английском не "I" а "Me"

    • @ekler8729
      @ekler8729 4 года назад +1

      @@gg_ru спасибо, исправил

    • @ЕвгенийВоронин-н3э
      @ЕвгенийВоронин-н3э 4 года назад +5

      Пипец, ты даже перевёл на инглиш.

    • @bukoelikret1322
      @bukoelikret1322 4 года назад +4

      Не ну это бан

  • @ixqhunniasmr7967
    @ixqhunniasmr7967 4 года назад +59

    When your teacher is out when u have a 50 question test/pop quiz
    10:00

  • @natureisart42
    @natureisart42 4 года назад +170

    4:26 then put the speed on 2x U won’t regret it.

  • @TheSereneBee
    @TheSereneBee 4 года назад +147

    10:54 when Conor McGregor goes ligit anywhere and sees a person

    • @ronnybaroudi6112
      @ronnybaroudi6112 4 года назад +4

      Cringe Kiddo 10:54 me when I see people who can't spell "Legit"

    • @TheSereneBee
      @TheSereneBee 4 года назад +3

      @@ronnybaroudi6112 bruh gimme a break I'm trying to learn English here.
      Thanks for the correction tho. I ain't changing it lmao.

    • @bignibba2055
      @bignibba2055 4 года назад +3

      @@ronnybaroudi6112 Seems unnecessary and violent.

    • @thecrownking1653
      @thecrownking1653 4 года назад +1

      That walkway tho 🤣

    • @TheSereneBee
      @TheSereneBee 4 года назад

      @@thecrownking1653 ikr XD

  • @Melmyel
    @Melmyel 4 года назад +160

    Oh, the best kind of ASMR: The Todoroki Shouto one.

    • @Evocable0
      @Evocable0 4 года назад +6

      Bruh

    • @diathimie
      @diathimie 4 года назад +5

      I was waiting for someone to comment this.

    • @sures.
      @sures. 4 года назад +2

      Hehe, ea

    • @benlmao9510
      @benlmao9510 4 года назад +7

      @@diathimie I just commented it and now I'm scared someone will say that I stole it because someone now...
      *o w n s*
      *a*
      *joke*

    • @j-deric3130
      @j-deric3130 4 года назад +2

      hehe Nice comment

  • @reveriest
    @reveriest 4 года назад +86

    4:25 MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
    btw this guy actually caught me sleeping

    • @puchuu7432
      @puchuu7432 4 года назад +9

      ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

    • @higonunes9396
      @higonunes9396 4 года назад +3

      @@puchuu7432 diooooooooooooooo

    • @higonunes9396
      @higonunes9396 4 года назад +2

      @@puchuu7432 jotaroooooo

    • @puchuu7432
      @puchuu7432 4 года назад +1

      @@higonunes9396 Yare Yare Daze

    • @Demonic_Pulsar
      @Demonic_Pulsar 4 года назад +3

      ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT

  • @trak1ll3n50
    @trak1ll3n50 4 года назад +104

    4:38 That arm crack tho

    • @toemode7521
      @toemode7521 3 года назад +1

      Punchy punchy makes funny crack noise

    • @birdkings69
      @birdkings69 3 года назад +4

      Bruh he isn't hurting me.
      He is hurting him self XD

    • @justjstar3795
      @justjstar3795 3 года назад +2

      Your profile picture means everything to me

    • @jaytheartman610
      @jaytheartman610 3 года назад +1

      P a I n

  • @thomasmoriarty04
    @thomasmoriarty04 4 года назад +53

    Sagi Master: "Don't fall asleep."
    Freddy Krueger: "Aight, Imma head out."
    The Blue: "I am inevitable."

  • @anamariaruxandraalexandres8806
    @anamariaruxandraalexandres8806 4 года назад +173

    "Just stay still and don't sleep, that's all."
    I cannot even stand still when I'm sleeping. 😅

  • @b00p49
    @b00p49 4 года назад +41

    3:20 ommmggggggg I love it😂😴

  • @kimberly7446
    @kimberly7446 4 года назад +49

    *meanwhile* *in* *sensei’s* *dojo*
    Dwight Schrute: 4:28

  • @hatthat4789
    @hatthat4789 3 года назад +9

    I just realized that ASMR is like an addictive drug. You get that first tingle experience that blows your mind on how good it feels, so then you watch more and more ASMR trying to recreate that amazing tingle until you need to find stronger and stronger tingles

  • @IlxlI
    @IlxlI 4 года назад +109

    13:56 Meow

    • @ronnyiajoyner8493
      @ronnyiajoyner8493 4 года назад +1

      Wut is your profile picture

    • @bmbproductions2801
      @bmbproductions2801 3 года назад +2

      @@ronnyiajoyner8493 that one transition scene from Symphony of The Night

    • @ok-mn1we
      @ok-mn1we 3 года назад +1

      WAKE UP WAKE UP

  • @Larissa-rq5st
    @Larissa-rq5st 4 года назад +207

    First: you move you lose
    Now: you sleep you lose
    Man you really are trying to stress me to death aren't you

    • @percynorthwood
      @percynorthwood 4 года назад +17

      You stress you lose

    • @Mzsrtaa
      @Mzsrtaa 4 года назад +6

      Stitch you loose you win

    • @akexxki7225
      @akexxki7225 4 года назад +1

      @@Mzsrtaa you sleep you wake up

    • @luanik8kmg5
      @luanik8kmg5 4 года назад +8

      Next: you exist you lose

    • @crapouillou13
      @crapouillou13 4 года назад +1

      you watch the video you lose

  • @kurosekai2736
    @kurosekai2736 4 года назад +575

    How many losers we have here!
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Oh right u'r already asleep🙃

    • @Faceless_Man
      @Faceless_Man 4 года назад +12

      Im a looser but not because i lost:/

    • @J_C_May
      @J_C_May 4 года назад +2

      Jaqen H'ghar I’m 100% sure you not a loser -w^

    • @dogedog8686
      @dogedog8686 4 года назад +1

      kuro sekai Oh no

    • @leylana3298
      @leylana3298 4 года назад +3

      That's tuff

    • @Demonic_Pulsar
      @Demonic_Pulsar 4 года назад +2

      I didn't even sleep big noob

  • @lavanlin3058
    @lavanlin3058 4 года назад +68

    Кто-то: спрашивает, как мои дела
    Я(в мыслях): все плохо, грустно, куча проблем
    Я(веду себя на людях): 9:45

    • @lavanlin3058
      @lavanlin3058 4 года назад +16

      Ivan Iva да у вас видимо тоже не все в порядке, вам бы тоже не помешал «ебырь», по вашей логике то ;)

    • @ИгорьСавкин-щ8щ
      @ИгорьСавкин-щ8щ 4 года назад +2

      @@res1st777 ХПХАХХАХАХАХХАХА

    • @Marquploads
      @Marquploads 4 года назад +1

      хорошо.

    • @lavanlin3058
      @lavanlin3058 4 года назад +4

      Ivan Iva хм, а что если мне лет 16, 12 или вообще 10? Хотите я жалобу на вас накатаю за совращение малолетних, педофилию, домогательства. Весело вам будет такое писать? Смелые все такие стали, когда мозгов лишились)

    • @res1st777
      @res1st777 4 года назад +1

      @@lavanlin3058 ой, ну не надо жалобы пожалуйста, меня же найдут наши полицаи и упекут в тюрьму.. А я просто хотел потрахать симпатичную девушку..

  • @angryseagull3898
    @angryseagull3898 4 года назад +25

    7:20 when Kyle won’t stop talking smack

  • @dilfsanonymous
    @dilfsanonymous 4 года назад +42

    Pierre: you sleep you lose
    Me: simple
    Pierre: Hey, you wo-
    Me: S N O R E

  • @blisterybrush86yomomma22
    @blisterybrush86yomomma22 4 года назад +47

    My favorite is the one that says, “we are not afraid of the blue.”

  • @irune8943
    @irune8943 4 года назад +51

    Not falling asleep? On a PierreG video?
    This is one of the hardest challenges in the world

  • @RealMiksus
    @RealMiksus 4 года назад +187

    16:39 Me fighting a guy who bullied me at school.

  • @RadioActiV_
    @RadioActiV_ 4 года назад +57

    No one:
    My last brain cell on a test: *literally the entire video*

    • @wolfy_6133
      @wolfy_6133 4 года назад +2

      Nah the last brain cells are all the parts where blue is in frame

    • @Slugger11111
      @Slugger11111 4 года назад +1

      Feeling good feeling good ey!

  • @cole.w5
    @cole.w5 4 года назад +33

    4:24
    Nobody:
    The Minecraft zombie outside my house

  • @janakolesarova687
    @janakolesarova687 4 года назад +15

    23:14 When there's a ghost in your house and you have holy water in your hand:

  • @fridge7667
    @fridge7667 4 года назад +20

    2:28 me speaking to my cafiene and telling it let me stay until 5am

  • @Alex-zy2rl
    @Alex-zy2rl 4 года назад +20

    4:30 what I see when my dad comes home from work

  • @we1chy976
    @we1chy976 4 года назад +523

    Me: *hits puberty*
    My pp: 10:03

    • @yeahrequiem751
      @yeahrequiem751 4 года назад +22

      Need 1 more person to like this comment

    • @justsomeberd7407
      @justsomeberd7407 4 года назад

      The man behind morioh’s Slaughter did you like it

    • @racist545
      @racist545 4 года назад +1

      @@yeahrequiem751 done

    • @yeahrequiem751
      @yeahrequiem751 4 года назад +1

      @Bubba Alkire yes
      @Racist, thank you

    • @frostbite9926
      @frostbite9926 4 года назад +2

      @@oddity404 yep,kira

  • @riccardodistasio774
    @riccardodistasio774 4 года назад +30

    "Infinity war is the biggest crossover in the world"
    Me, an intellectual:

  • @alyssavaughn7741
    @alyssavaughn7741 4 года назад +82

    You missed the perfect rhyming opportunity. “You snooze you lose”

  • @wanderingkernel5002
    @wanderingkernel5002 4 года назад +21

    IDEA: Good ASMR
    It's literally just half an hour of 10:03 on loop.

  • @Mood-xb7yv
    @Mood-xb7yv 4 года назад +46

    My psychologist: Pierre doesn't have split personalities. It's not true.
    This vid:

  • @SnootDog
    @SnootDog Год назад +5

    This man is so incredibly nice it’s insane

  • @mymelodyswag
    @mymelodyswag 2 года назад +35

    timestamps of my favorite parts
    2:52
    9:32
    11:14
    12:25
    14:00
    15:21
    20:30
    23:47
    24:57

  • @scottharvey9026
    @scottharvey9026 4 года назад +61

    7:13 when you wake because of a mosquito and try to smash it

    • @bielnunez9996
      @bielnunez9996 4 года назад +2

      When you BR and vai comentar in video gringo

    • @resign4708
      @resign4708 4 года назад +1

      Tyrox s you need more likes

    • @amebix720
      @amebix720 4 года назад

      i think you mean smack it

  • @fabioo.dc1
    @fabioo.dc1 4 года назад +17

    Keep up the good work my friend!.thank you for the ASMR,really needed it.😀

    • @PierreGASMR
      @PierreGASMR  4 года назад +4

      Thank you! This one is a bit special but I hope it helps in some ways ^^

    • @krieg5888
      @krieg5888 4 года назад

      SEE TF2S NOT TOTALLY DEAD!

  • @jassann6076
    @jassann6076 4 года назад +121

    I just write this comment to inform you all, that 'split' is a brilliant movie and you really need to watch it!

    • @omnompixels9807
      @omnompixels9807 4 года назад +18

      jass ann it is a brilliant movie, but I don’t like how it represents Dissociative Identity Disorder as dangerous and something to be scared of? Maybe look into it! Those who actually have this disorder aren’t like that at all ❤️

    • @vincentvalgogh
      @vincentvalgogh 4 года назад +4

      @@omnompixels9807 actually is also portrayed as some sort of super ability, despite some personalities being aggressive or "dangerous", at least if you look at it as a whole with the other two movies from the series, but I still get your point

    • @omnompixels9807
      @omnompixels9807 4 года назад +10

      Valen Ciancio but it still is not a super ability, it is a real thing, that no one should want. Cases by so much childhood trauma that it causes your mind to fracture for safety

    • @ethanbenson7433
      @ethanbenson7433 4 года назад +1

      Laila Stevens there are a lot of psychologists that are still arguing about it. Since almost all DID patients tend to have narcissistic tendencies they believe that they are trying to draw attention to themselves but I guess we will never know. 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @omnompixels9807
      @omnompixels9807 4 года назад +6

      George Lopez Although DID is still argued about to this day, it is in the DSM-5 and there have been countless brain scans proving this disorder to be real and not a sign of narcissism

  • @overkilled1259
    @overkilled1259 4 года назад +22

    artist: dont move
    me:
    :/---€
    not moving
    artist: you moved >:(

  • @dogedog8686
    @dogedog8686 4 года назад +69

    Me after beating Resident Evil 7 in under 4 hours 10:03

  • @manuum8518
    @manuum8518 4 года назад +154

    Karate lesson: *starts*
    Special kid: 7:09

  • @INSNty_DTH
    @INSNty_DTH 4 года назад +10

    As soon as I heard "hey its me the artist" I was like: oh shit here we go again. 😂

  • @cloroxbleach3305
    @cloroxbleach3305 4 года назад +88

    The students on the last day of school due to Covid-19: 10:03

    • @Voidsfer
      @Voidsfer 4 года назад

      Hey. Where can I find like...29 bottles of you? I need to drink it.

    • @cloroxbleach3305
      @cloroxbleach3305 4 года назад

      XxNoodle xX *clorox website*

    • @Voidsfer
      @Voidsfer 4 года назад

      @@cloroxbleach3305 okay thanks.

    • @cloroxbleach3305
      @cloroxbleach3305 4 года назад

      XxNoodle xX No problem

    • @prestobesto8883
      @prestobesto8883 4 года назад +1

      I actually kind of miss school, I thought I hated it but it just felt good to be there in a way. I guess because I could see my friends.

  • @Wisteria64
    @Wisteria64 4 года назад +39

    4:29 what the drywall sees when kyle gets his vape taken away

  • @amari3368
    @amari3368 4 года назад +16

    Nobody:
    The ad playing while I was sleeping: WOULD YOU LIKE TO INVEST IN SHOES FOR YOUR HANDS

    • @禅ロニー
      @禅ロニー 4 года назад +1

      Hmmmmm looks like i have ever met with you before fish gang....In Jojo's ASMR Channel

  • @hinatinha7782
    @hinatinha7782 2 года назад +9

    Esse é o meu vídeo favorito de ASMR, traz mais assim se puder, muito legal a interpretação de seus personagens ❤

  • @OskarHoerspiel
    @OskarHoerspiel 4 года назад +74

    Spoiler: he's not playing the
    personality disorder, that's how he really is.
    Would explain the 100 different roles :)

  • @CuraDoMiojokk
    @CuraDoMiojokk 4 года назад +15

    Me: sleeping
    PierreG: *hA YoU LoSe NoOB*
    Me: *Watefock*

  • @thunderousavenger7437
    @thunderousavenger7437 4 года назад

    Please more of this!! Ive gotten more tingles from this video than from all asmr videos combined that i watched over the past 12 months

  • @Demonic_Pulsar
    @Demonic_Pulsar 4 года назад +24

    This guy is like the Danny DeVito of ASMR

  • @DestructX
    @DestructX 3 года назад +8

    11:13 this was so tingly! You are amazingly unpredictable

  • @carmenwinstead3073
    @carmenwinstead3073 3 года назад +8

    10:18 plot twist we are a camera and we can't sleep so we win

  • @spencergivens7926
    @spencergivens7926 4 года назад +11

    He looks like the antagonist in a lot of horror movies

  • @blitz3464
    @blitz3464 3 года назад +2

    Pls make part 2 because i always come back to this vid when i cant sleep :D

  • @Slugger11111
    @Slugger11111 4 года назад +6

    I sure do love the wonderful sounds of getting beat mercilessly when I'm going to relax. Honestly made me laugh, great video!

  • @falafelmitscharf
    @falafelmitscharf 4 года назад +7

    I really like the variety of videos you do :)
    I think a „creepy“ asmr video would be coool.
    A swiss-german video too...
    There are many strange and funny words like „Chuchichästle“, „Chabis“,
    „Stäge“, „Schnoog“...
    And there are also many different types of spelling swiss german

    • @Slugger11111
      @Slugger11111 4 года назад +1

      I now love the word schnoog

  • @Plushcity2
    @Plushcity2 4 года назад +1

    I don't know why, but I love this video (maybe because It was creative)

  • @milo-ez6un
    @milo-ez6un 3 года назад +1

    This is one of the best asmr videos I've seen in a while.

  • @dylanl3984
    @dylanl3984 4 года назад +15

    Me: trying to sleep blue: slaps me like crazy

  • @invicto2629
    @invicto2629 4 года назад +10

    Omg pierre 4:26 eu estava dormindo ja acordei por um acaso e tomei um susto HAHAHAHA FIQUEI TENSO POR CAUSA DO AZUL HAHAHHA