10 Most BIZARRE CULTS that Exist RIGHT NOW!

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  • @cringeonpurpose
    @cringeonpurpose 8 лет назад +1037

    11. PewDiePie's Subscribers

  • @beardednapoleon9642
    @beardednapoleon9642 5 лет назад +600

    “#6 is Scientology, oh man I’m gonna get shot over this one” lmao had me dead

    • @kinglissa2953
      @kinglissa2953 5 лет назад +14

      Bearded Napoleon me too was laughing so hard lol

    • @rubylambert3859
      @rubylambert3859 4 года назад +4

      El ron is a f'n nitwit

    • @stephanniemorin
      @stephanniemorin 2 года назад +2

      It's funny cause he moved to L.A.!

    • @traviskolar597
      @traviskolar597 5 дней назад

      Scientology is the DUMBEST "religion" 🤪

  • @meiguess6765
    @meiguess6765 5 лет назад +468

    “Church of Euthanasia?”
    Did you mean:
    *Thanos*

  • @theairsoftrebel
    @theairsoftrebel 3 года назад +36

    Fun fact: it wasn’t koolaid in Jonestown, but a competing and less popular brand called Flavoraid.

    • @EliGutie
      @EliGutie 2 года назад

      We get it you saw the documentary good job

    • @icecreamforcrowhurst
      @icecreamforcrowhurst 2 года назад +3

      Yes, yes we know. Everyone knows. But Kool Aid is snappier to say so it’s Don’t drink the Kool Aid.

  • @alvinyu5387
    @alvinyu5387 8 лет назад +25

    Germany doesn't consider Scientology to be a religion, but an "abusive corporation masquerading as a religion." We need some of that stance over here.

  • @ferretgirlgamer5434
    @ferretgirlgamer5434 6 лет назад +2165

    Before i knew it was a cult I thought Scientology were just people who liked science.

    • @doximation7471
      @doximation7471 6 лет назад +83

      Ferret Girl Gamer same I almost got in it and thought it was how to relif your stress because the guy handing me the panflet said it frees your stress(I didn’t know it was religion)

    • @bluediamondanimation1680
      @bluediamondanimation1680 6 лет назад +7

      Ferret Girl Gamer so did I

    • @kellinichole7330
      @kellinichole7330 6 лет назад +13

      Ferret Girl Gamer me too 😂😂 face Palm

    • @stephentoth6003
      @stephentoth6003 6 лет назад +24

      Itsyaboi 91 Hopefully you find a good cult that can teach you spelling......... i dont even feel good after saying that. Ugh...... what has this world come to

    • @projectgaming7991
      @projectgaming7991 6 лет назад +5

      Ferret Girl Gamer sameeeee

  • @baruchben-david4196
    @baruchben-david4196 5 лет назад +432

    Remember, people: always practice safe sects.

  • @castrocuba4937
    @castrocuba4937 5 лет назад +142

    3:48 okay, everyone shave your head, and join Matthews new cult.
    He said no taxes!

  • @MoFiTheMagnificent
    @MoFiTheMagnificent 8 лет назад +227

    who else thought of tom cruise when he said Scientology

  • @SurotaOnishi
    @SurotaOnishi 8 лет назад +228

    Awww, I was hoping the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster would be on this list

    • @zoeboughton578
      @zoeboughton578 7 лет назад +9

      Pastafarianism, yeah. That actually started out as a joke and got pretty serious. They don't have any really disturbing beliefs, though, so I think that's why they're not on the list.

    • @SurotaOnishi
      @SurotaOnishi 7 лет назад +2

      +Zoe Boughton yeah the but list is about strange and weird cults and a bunch of people worshipping a Flying Spaghetti Monster definitely seems pretty odd, it should have at least been an honorable mention

    • @zoeboughton578
      @zoeboughton578 7 лет назад +11

      Surota Onishi Like I said, a good majority of them don't actually believe in it. The original dude was sort of making fun of Christians who didn't want evolution taught in schools, so he wrote a letter about how he didn't believe in evolution but in the FSM and blah blah blah. It sort of took off as a joke religion from there. The weirdest thing I've heard about them is that there are some members who wear kitchen implements on their heads and call them "religious headgear," but they're the exception rather than the rule.

    • @Nihontopride
      @Nihontopride 7 лет назад +5

      That's not a cult, that's a REAL religion!

    • @kayc196
      @kayc196 7 лет назад +10

      It's a joke. The people actually are just taking exactly what Christianity is and replacing everything with noodle terms. Like instead of Amen its Ramen. It's meant to show that if you can believe in a god then they can believe in a god that did the exact same things but is different in appearance. It's just to show the ridiculousness of a certain religion.

  • @stoneyJutsu
    @stoneyJutsu 5 лет назад +135

    "So you dont get brainwashed by the wrong people" 😂😂😂😂 like there's the right people to be brainwashed by

    • @expdelphi1486
      @expdelphi1486 4 года назад +3

      orangesicle RAINBOWS Yeah Christians they are the only religion that can do something a cult does and it’s alright

    • @stoneyJutsu
      @stoneyJutsu 4 года назад +5

      @@expdelphi1486 still doesnt make them the right people lol

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 4 года назад +3

      OrangesicleRAINBOWS
      Exactly. They still harm many people and teach things that haven’t been proved as definitely true which alone messes with a lot. Talking from experience there.

    • @kwkreativeworks3725
      @kwkreativeworks3725 4 года назад +2

      ExpDelphi
      (A) You’re wrong about Christianity.
      (B) The only rainbow I would be okay with being brainwashed by is Dash.

    • @paperdirtbag1758
      @paperdirtbag1758 4 года назад +1

      TieflingGEEK Shh the government is listening

  • @p0werpuppy839
    @p0werpuppy839 5 лет назад +148

    I'm not bald but matt, create a group (not a cult) for bald people, and i'll support you!

    • @kevinhornak2045
      @kevinhornak2045 4 года назад +3

      Theres nothing wrong with cults, a cult is just a movement of people usually a private group that usually have some kind of dogma. Literally all religions are cults. Hollywood has misused and abused the word cult occult and anything related. For example I'm a luciferian. We are technically a satanic cult, but we are really nothing like hollywood portrays us. For example they portray us alot as if we believe in killing humans for magickal means and we actually in real life have rules against stealing from others which includes blood or life force. We also dont use animals for sacrifices. Many of the stigmas about stuff like voodoo and witchcraft are purely false or are very old world ways which arent practiced anymore.

    • @ruiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      @ruiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 4 года назад +2

      Kevin Hornak ..

    • @emmariah785
      @emmariah785 3 года назад

      @@ruiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 🤣🤣🤣💀💀

    • @kevkicksassathalo
      @kevkicksassathalo 3 года назад

      I'm a Kevin but God is my alley not the devil and idc what this guy says BY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

    • @aminebe1263
      @aminebe1263 2 года назад

      @@kevinhornak2045 Bruh...

  • @sailoritaly
    @sailoritaly 8 лет назад +653

    Lesson 59 on how to start a cult:
    Step 1: Throw in some aliens
    Behold! You have a cult!

    • @Medbread
      @Medbread 8 лет назад +40

      Lesson 60 on how to start a cult:
      Step 1: Stare at the next thing you see for 5 minutes. Then stare at another thing for 5 minutes. Door? Window? OBVIOUSLY THE WINDOW GODS HAVE COME TO OPEN THE DOORS TO THE ALL-BRAIN WHICH WILL GIVE ALL OF THEIR FOLLOWERS UNLIMITED KNOWLEDGE!!!
      Boom. You have a cult.

    • @sailoritaly
      @sailoritaly 8 лет назад +12

      Yangyouchuan Lesson 61: Offer everyone some Kool Aid

    • @thefifamaster9099
      @thefifamaster9099 8 лет назад +1

      +Sailor Italy Lesson 62: teach them how to write (u need to learn how to write cool)

    • @user-we9pt4xg4j
      @user-we9pt4xg4j 8 лет назад +5

      +THE FIFA MASTER 909 That's how you spell "Kool-Aid" which is a beverage.Google it.

    • @helsinreaper
      @helsinreaper 8 лет назад +4

      +Sailor Italy don't forget the cyanide.

  • @Rizerr96
    @Rizerr96 8 лет назад +498

    No. 11
    Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption

  • @therismetrengaarde8315
    @therismetrengaarde8315 4 года назад +36

    Fun fact: I actually had to do a presentation over a cult of my choice for Psych I earlier this year. I chose "Raelism" if any of you bois heard about that. It was very interesting. I should've used this video for ideas/reference when I was making it earlier. Oh well. Good video nonetheless.

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 3 года назад +1

      justin gray
      I really wish I could do a presentation about a cult for school. Not even lying that sounds so interesting I’ll keep it in mind if I ever get write an essay or paper about something of my choice. I’ve watched a lot about cults but never heard of raelism what do they believe?

    • @stephanniemorin
      @stephanniemorin 2 года назад

      I wanna do that! Jealous!

    • @Drdogo819
      @Drdogo819 11 месяцев назад

      TBH bro when I looked at the colt symbol I thought it was for nazis and juwish ☠☠☠

  • @zachcochran343
    @zachcochran343 4 года назад +14

    Also the Mormons lol although people seem to let them slide since they’re smart enough to enforce a “be polite always” policy

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 3 года назад +2

      Zach Cochran
      They are definitely a cult and a dangerous one too. I feel so so bad for the ex Mormons who had to grow up around that.

  • @JustMeELC
    @JustMeELC 5 лет назад +225

    lololol "Scientology... oh man I'm gonna get shot over this one" You clearly know this cult.

    • @veronika_franz
      @veronika_franz 5 лет назад +5

      whereas is he sure that it's been created in 1952? is it that young?

    • @nonutnovember1873
      @nonutnovember1873 5 лет назад +2

      Veronika Franz yeah lmao

    • @nicole7105
      @nicole7105 5 лет назад +1

      smosh?

    • @mtonitonit2456
      @mtonitonit2456 5 лет назад +3

      @@veronika_franz yes it was reated by L Ron hubbard. A science fiction writer. Not at all to be compared to H.P Lovecraft and the cults which his writings spawned AFTER his own death.

    • @veronika_franz
      @veronika_franz 5 лет назад +3

      @@mtonitonit2456 never heard of this Lovecraft before... besides, SO is quite one of the largest cults, but I also noticed that some behavior, which might be seen as cult due to labelling etc., might also be some sort of trend like some health topic at RUclips.

  • @septipliershipper1634
    @septipliershipper1634 7 лет назад +337

    me: hears Matthew's cult idea. * shaves head *

    • @hgf921
      @hgf921 7 лет назад +20

      SEPTIPLIER SHIPPER mark and jack shipper forever 👨‍❤️‍👨

    • @ladytechie01
      @ladytechie01 7 лет назад +2

      tracy bell ☺

    • @gir.the.robodog.
      @gir.the.robodog. 6 лет назад

      Like the username

    • @glucky9046
      @glucky9046 6 лет назад +2

      Hello fellow brother
      *pulls of hood to reveal his bold head*
      I hear ye called of a meeting

    • @Fireglo
      @Fireglo 6 лет назад

      No posers!

  • @nicolemanchester5750
    @nicolemanchester5750 4 года назад +12

    “Turn off your tv and think for yourself” says the person in a cult, standing next to the other person, in a cult, telling you to “eat people, not animals”. Riiiiight....

  • @prestonmasenthin1639
    @prestonmasenthin1639 5 лет назад +66

    Got an ad for the scientology network right after he called them a cult 🤔

    • @gloryoffandoms4844
      @gloryoffandoms4844 4 года назад +3

      Scientology sounds weird

    • @Catquick1957
      @Catquick1957 3 года назад

      @@gloryoffandoms4844 It's waaaaaay weirder than it sounds.

  • @nesseihtgnay9419
    @nesseihtgnay9419 8 лет назад +98

    i mean you can believe in watever you want just dont kill, rape, abuse and hate.

    • @BOLT_TF_UP
      @BOLT_TF_UP 8 лет назад

      where's the fun in that

    • @theonetrueGiraffe
      @theonetrueGiraffe 8 лет назад

      Anger and hatred are natural human responses to perceived injustice. Saying don't do that is both impossible and cruel. These are necessary.

    • @TheLionKiller101
      @TheLionKiller101 8 лет назад

      +Giraffe Cruelty and hurting innocents is never necessary. It's also natural to bring those that would inflict harm onto others to justice, so.

    • @theonetrueGiraffe
      @theonetrueGiraffe 8 лет назад

      Butt of a Joke
      None of that had anything to do with what I said. So....

    • @TheLionKiller101
      @TheLionKiller101 8 лет назад

      Giraffe Well, what OP said had nothing to do with injustice

  • @DevAngelo
    @DevAngelo 8 лет назад +99

    I was part of a cult that said if I didn't believe as they did I'd burn in a pit of fire for eternity.

    • @twilliamspro
      @twilliamspro 8 лет назад +56

      Christianity?

    • @nojatha4637
      @nojatha4637 8 лет назад +7

      Why'd you leave?

    • @Kaiiq
      @Kaiiq 8 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @cheshirecat6438
      @cheshirecat6438 8 лет назад +2

      +Nojatha
      He was mesmerized by the prospect of an eternal life and i guess he likes barbecue.

    • @secondswell
      @secondswell 8 лет назад +8

      True Christianity isn't a cult it's all the religion's tied to it like catholicism that taint it.

  • @asherg2851
    @asherg2851 4 года назад +570

    I guarantee that every single dislike is a triggered Scientologist 😂

  • @benbruneau988
    @benbruneau988 4 года назад +11

    His beard line is so clean...

  • @Successkid2014
    @Successkid2014 8 лет назад +248

    No. 11
    Pastafarian (Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)

    • @matthewwaterhouse5916
      @matthewwaterhouse5916 8 лет назад +32

      I'm a pastafarian. You got beef bro?

    • @robostanley6199
      @robostanley6199 8 лет назад +12

      +Butt Char Join my cult of the burger! I need more people, I'm kind of in a pickle.

    • @KieraBey
      @KieraBey 8 лет назад

      +Foxy the Pirate Mmmmm, burger...

    • @Iforgot1479
      @Iforgot1479 8 лет назад +1

      +Mister Niceguy I don't think that's a real cult

    • @blah6331
      @blah6331 8 лет назад +9

      +Iforgot1479 thank you. as a pastafarian, i can confirm this.
      the mighty spaghetti monster does not accept blind faith of cultists. only the years spent in study by the religious followers of the religion will satiate his hunger.

  • @anastasiasholeinthehollerc8697
    @anastasiasholeinthehollerc8697 6 лет назад +168

    I heard L Ron Hubbard started Scientology because of a bet, stating, "People will believe in anything". Is this true?

    • @frankboff1260
      @frankboff1260 6 лет назад +17

      Anastasia's Hole in the Holler Creations I don’t think so- that was Trump.

    • @judithwatson6859
      @judithwatson6859 6 лет назад +1

      Tania PinkSky ➡ And P.T. Barnum...

    • @davidbehrens4781
      @davidbehrens4781 5 лет назад +30

      He said something along the lines of "if I wanted to make a bunch of money, I would start a church."

    • @tuckerdog991
      @tuckerdog991 5 лет назад

      Anastasia's Hole in the Holler Creations e

    • @GhostGirl21502
      @GhostGirl21502 5 лет назад +19

      I don't know about a bet, but it's documented that he came up with scientology while in a mental institute. That fact alone should tell people what they're really about.

  • @tracychapman2568
    @tracychapman2568 4 года назад +6

    "Oh man I'm gonna get shot over this one" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard at this!!!

  • @theresareynolds3133
    @theresareynolds3133 3 года назад +8

    Matthew is so entertaining, I love watching him, no matter what the subject is he makes it interesting.

  • @patrickrpedrus747
    @patrickrpedrus747 5 лет назад +80

    I think Aum Shinrikyo is still active but with small numbers.
    Forgot to mention the devoted Kardashianites.

  • @makeyousparkle
    @makeyousparkle 8 лет назад +125

    I find it super creepy that half of Hollywood is in Scientology...

    • @firerescue10000
      @firerescue10000 8 лет назад +12

      I mean it's just a cult that's "leader" was also a Si-Fi writer so it could all just be one of his scrapped novels.

    • @Acucido
      @Acucido 8 лет назад +3

      +makeyousparkle Maybe they know something we don't * creepy music starts sounding

    • @solrac4512
      @solrac4512 8 лет назад +5

      But how do you know that this is true? He didn't link any sources. I honestly couldn't tell if he was joking or not.

    • @Boomken76
      @Boomken76 8 лет назад +2

      +makeyousparkle not so much when you know what pulls people into cults. There folks looking for a connection with people that wount judge them, makes them feel valued and safe. I used to think them as Darwinism at work but later in life I rly do feel sorry for people that get sucked in. Often there just searching for some where to belong and b apart of something bigger then them selves.

    • @TheSuperbadNation
      @TheSuperbadNation 8 лет назад +2

      No where near half

  • @mrkrazyeddydog1419
    @mrkrazyeddydog1419 4 года назад +34

    I never thought I would ever be in a cult until I joined AA for legal reasons.

    • @iliketostayanonymous2261
      @iliketostayanonymous2261 3 года назад

      Mrkrazy EddyDog what’s AA?

    • @mrkrazyeddydog1419
      @mrkrazyeddydog1419 3 года назад +3

      @@iliketostayanonymous2261 Alcohol Anonymous

    • @debraallen5451
      @debraallen5451 3 года назад

      I belong to AA, it is not a cult, it a help group that has helped thousands to straighten out the lives, thank goodness they exist or I wouldn't be here today, I'm a proud owner of AA.

    • @julianarh4900
      @julianarh4900 3 года назад +2

      same, I mean AA is actually supposed to be a program for those struggling with addiction, & it has helped many in that case. but a lot of the people running in them are in fact people who came from religious cults or if not that then pyramid schemes, which have similarities to them. so then all these people mix up together in AA, they brainwash each other, habits of one another get picked up, & all sorts of things, & so they just end up doing the same they did in whichever cult like thing they come from, only thing that is likely is that they do it with being sober

    • @louthawriter
      @louthawriter 2 года назад

      @@julianarh4900 I worked in rehab for a while. We used to take the clients to their AA meetings. Definitely felt like a cult lol

  • @idontknowsobackoff3085
    @idontknowsobackoff3085 5 лет назад +4

    My sister was in a cult but she didnt find out until she went into another state with them , she got scared so my uncles drove 13 hours just to get her

  • @tahaomar8560
    @tahaomar8560 8 лет назад +424

    i swear every of matthew's videos i just stare at his teeth

    • @nathanellison594
      @nathanellison594 8 лет назад +1

      lol me too

    • @twilliamspro
      @twilliamspro 8 лет назад +11

      i go from Teeth to light reflecting off his head and back again

    • @limzx8627
      @limzx8627 8 лет назад +2

      I focus more on the forehead

    • @GeneralSteelflex
      @GeneralSteelflex 8 лет назад +10

      +taha omar
      I look at his perfect teeth. Then I take a look at my teeth in the mirror. Crooked as fuck, one tooth randomly jutting out farther than the others, one of my front teeth overlapping the other...
      This is how I know there is not god.

    • @CharnekieBoss
      @CharnekieBoss 8 лет назад +1

      You're not alone...

  • @ironox8480
    @ironox8480 7 лет назад +20

    All religions started as small cults. Its just what has become accepted and what fell by the wayside.

    • @markgee2.085
      @markgee2.085 5 лет назад

      @EFC Tv you say that because thats what you have been growing up learning also dont forget the crusades. Also if you fully explain christanity out loud it sounds just as crazy as any other religion. Im a christian but i can still see the hypocrisy and flaws in the religion

  • @theshockerpit7274
    @theshockerpit7274 4 года назад +10

    6:11 fun fact Voice actor of chef from South Park is a follower of Scientology

  • @daniely6410
    @daniely6410 5 лет назад +10

    All Hail to King Pelleda-Awesomeness aka The tax-free bald king

  • @otakururu377
    @otakururu377 7 лет назад +598

    Im not bald but imma join matthews cult

  • @Halo3machenima
    @Halo3machenima 6 лет назад +589

    If I made a cult, it would be the cult of common sense.

    • @Shilgne1
      @Shilgne1 6 лет назад +20

      Nightshade
      That's usually how it starts.

    • @aprilborn199x
      @aprilborn199x 6 лет назад +28

      I'd join... Do we get cool hats tho???

    • @Halo3machenima
      @Halo3machenima 6 лет назад +14

      Sure, why not :)

    • @just.mxtt.f1312
      @just.mxtt.f1312 6 лет назад +45

      The cult of procrastination,, I'll talk about it tomorrow

    • @jumpemlikeabeast4810
      @jumpemlikeabeast4810 6 лет назад

      Nightshade xD I WOULD BE CO-LEADER I have lots of common sense.

  • @stephaniekelly5792
    @stephaniekelly5792 4 года назад +31

    Where is the LDS (Mormon "church") on ur list? It's one of the stranger ones that has MANY FOLLOWERS

  • @chrybmb1998
    @chrybmb1998 5 лет назад +10

    You should make one of the most normal cults you've never heard of.

  • @jamesdick2580
    @jamesdick2580 5 лет назад +168

    honorable mention: Westboro Baptist Church

    • @baruchben-david4196
      @baruchben-david4196 5 лет назад +10

      Dishonorable...

    • @FallenAziraphale
      @FallenAziraphale 5 лет назад +14

      Honestly, the number one spot should have gone to Christianity or religion as a whole.

    • @kurosu6518
      @kurosu6518 5 лет назад +3

      @@FallenAziraphale no

    • @FallenAziraphale
      @FallenAziraphale 5 лет назад +11

      Cruz15D4b35t What a well thought out, masterfully articulated response. I believe religion as a collective should be on this list because it IS a cult. Christianity is a death cult. They spend their entire lives looking forward to their own death and the central figure of the religion is a literal human sacrifice.

    • @kurosu6518
      @kurosu6518 5 лет назад +4

      @@FallenAziraphale dude you're thinking too much about this, Christians aren't happy about death. Sure we believe in heavan, but you really think people are killing themselves just so they can go to heavan? Nobody really looks forward to dying, but the afterlife takes some if the pain away.

  • @AeonQuasar
    @AeonQuasar 7 лет назад +585

    So to sum everything up, the reason for start a cult is to get laid or be god?

    • @shordore278
      @shordore278 7 лет назад +12

      +Morten Bakke Pretty much.

    • @Doctor_Birds
      @Doctor_Birds 7 лет назад +12

      Morten Bakke or get money and not pay taxes. like a specific cult... see if you can guess what im thinking.

    • @AeonQuasar
      @AeonQuasar 7 лет назад +4

      DarkMatter879 Texas?

    • @Doctor_Birds
      @Doctor_Birds 7 лет назад

      Morten Bakke ?

    • @kirbysuperstar5494
      @kirbysuperstar5494 7 лет назад

      Morten Bakke uhhhhhhh yeah sure

  • @vladimirputinforUSA
    @vladimirputinforUSA 2 года назад +2

    The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup

  • @ixcheck13
    @ixcheck13 4 года назад

    "Oh man I'm gonna get shot over this one".... lmaooo you're too funny man! I seriously cant get enough of your vids!

  • @marcgo3542
    @marcgo3542 8 лет назад +365

    #1 "The Internet"

    • @ANT-ej8ob
      @ANT-ej8ob 8 лет назад

      +marc go yaaaasss!

    • @apatheticobserver5290
      @apatheticobserver5290 8 лет назад +2

      +marc go Brother Marc is there a problem?

    • @crescentmom
      @crescentmom 8 лет назад +3

      The best cult in the world

    • @CollinBuckman
      @CollinBuckman 8 лет назад +3

      +marc go Nah, the internet is more of a hivemind overlord in beta.

    • @kdc_creative
      @kdc_creative 8 лет назад

      +Collin Buckman (Ser Buckman) Nice Game Theory reference.

  • @lambsauce7969
    @lambsauce7969 7 лет назад +720

    973 Scientology members disliked this video.
    Carry on.

    • @robzamora2334
      @robzamora2334 7 лет назад +6

      3 of those were femanisis members they were triggered.

    • @myidentityisamystery5142
      @myidentityisamystery5142 7 лет назад +4

      1k

    • @asha_vere
      @asha_vere 7 лет назад +5

      +Speak Up actually no, this feminist wasn't triggered, so quit being ignorant.

    • @asha_vere
      @asha_vere 7 лет назад

      namcokid carry on

    • @LeonidasXRated
      @LeonidasXRated 7 лет назад +3

      +Fallen Angel three of those were feminists NOT YOU M8 earth don't go around you.

  • @r.c.whitaker296
    @r.c.whitaker296 5 лет назад +10

    That Czech cult looks kinda groovy.

    • @hanasan4845
      @hanasan4845 5 лет назад +1

      Back when seeing this video for the first time, I hoped he won't mention anything Czech, since, that's where I am from, and I heard about a guy getting killed by some cult from a girl from town(through I heard it in a "I know a guy and that knows a guy and..." kind of a way, so who knows) and then I heard him say "Czech cult" and I was freaked out.
      Then I listened to what kind of a cult it is... And I wasn't freaked out anymore.

  • @pamelaenglishwebb512
    @pamelaenglishwebb512 4 года назад

    So glad to see you back in my feed Mathew

  • @solvey2912
    @solvey2912 8 лет назад +30

    3:00 ''WATCHA DOING MAN!!!!'' .. This should be a meme

    • @abdulrahmansafwat5370
      @abdulrahmansafwat5370 8 лет назад +6

      +Solvey your channel looks useful and can come in handy ... Subscribed

  • @TsarButterfly
    @TsarButterfly 8 лет назад +94

    I can only imagine what it'd be like if a member of one of these cults watched this video.

    • @narval1234567890
      @narval1234567890 8 лет назад +33

      +The Sharp Cane I can only imagine what it'd be like if one of these cults are saying the truth and we just think they are crazy :P

    • @narval1234567890
      @narval1234567890 8 лет назад +8

      Digglemir XD I'm not a cultist don't worry just intrigued if one day we realise that in fact they were right, the look on people's faces (including me ) would be priceless, but for know it is utter bullshit ^^

    • @danielaudeoud9855
      @danielaudeoud9855 8 лет назад

      +The Sharp Cane A Lunar Cultist disliked this video

    • @kakashihatake9717
      @kakashihatake9717 8 лет назад +1

      +Matthew Santoro LIES

    • @cybersha6843
      @cybersha6843 8 лет назад

      +Matthew Santoro Lol

  • @deborahstein7866
    @deborahstein7866 4 года назад +1

    All your videos make me laugh no matter what the subject matter. Thank you.

  • @heathenthatheretic5960
    @heathenthatheretic5960 4 года назад +18

    You're the most goofiest dude I've ever watched but you're so interesting!

  • @twistytheclown566
    @twistytheclown566 7 лет назад +135

    i have a cult called dank memes

  • @dannylagangonzalez6832
    @dannylagangonzalez6832 7 лет назад +70

    Who else saw the irony when he said "and you guys wonder why I'm still in Toronto and not LA"

    • @LadyPillon
      @LadyPillon 6 лет назад

      Danny Lagan Gonzalez yeah; there is a centre for that here.

    • @jorgenevarez4466
      @jorgenevarez4466 6 лет назад

      2018 anyone?

  • @jamiee172
    @jamiee172 4 года назад +8

    You've got that cult leader crazy look, you should start a cult

  • @mikeysosa6948
    @mikeysosa6948 5 лет назад +5

    “Sounds a lil wacko to me “
    😅😂😂😂😂

  • @javand86
    @javand86 7 лет назад +12

    "Oh man... Im gonna get shot over this one" 😂 I died

  • @randomassassin3023
    @randomassassin3023 6 лет назад +60

    *Damn South Park was right about Scientology*

  • @bryn1063
    @bryn1063 2 года назад +2

    2:14 they're gonna be really sad.

  • @carriedwhite1134
    @carriedwhite1134 5 лет назад +1

    Man, you are hilarious, try not to get down on your self. You're amazing!

  • @lolabigcups7121
    @lolabigcups7121 8 лет назад +70

    The suicide cult people's left me with questions, why cannibalism and sodomy?

    • @ArataMomokoUTAU
      @ArataMomokoUTAU 8 лет назад +26

      You can't have kids if you do it in the butt, and if you eat other people you help decrease the population.

    • @lolabigcups7121
      @lolabigcups7121 8 лет назад +37

      Samara Coria I afraid that made sense.

    • @cardboardtenshi1008
      @cardboardtenshi1008 8 лет назад +4

      +lola bigcups I am a bit with the cult, i don't want to reproduce, but i am against murder, cannibalism and i don't really know what to think of abortion.

    • @Baerbar
      @Baerbar 8 лет назад

      +Dragonytamer2 haha i am the same. it was a little too extreme:P

    • @eleonorasmith4612
      @eleonorasmith4612 8 лет назад +2

      +Dragonytamer2 What about consented cannibalism(eating someone who agreed to be eaten after they die)?

  • @thehairgarden
    @thehairgarden 6 лет назад +10

    There was a Nuwabian temple in my hometown. Looked like a big, awesome, golden pyramid. I always thought it was a funhouse as a kid. They still had active members around before I left in the early 2000's. You could recognize them by their unique haircuts. I was amazed when my mom parents told me about them!

  • @RoxyGirl99
    @RoxyGirl99 3 года назад +2

    lol the way matt says "aka sane people" makes me laugh

  • @gothicsoul16
    @gothicsoul16 4 года назад

    This was hilarious! Thank you!!! Well done!!!

  • @MMcleroy
    @MMcleroy 8 лет назад +125

    11. The Supernatural Fandom!

  • @kyuura4324
    @kyuura4324 7 лет назад +41

    "Don't get brainwashed by the wrong group of people." As opposed to getting brainwashed by the RIGHT group of people

    • @ToutCQJM
      @ToutCQJM 6 лет назад +2

      Lord Fishron exactly.

    • @rlee1231
      @rlee1231 6 лет назад

      Lord Fishron
      😂 I was thinking the same thing!!!

    • @marynelijah4671
      @marynelijah4671 6 лет назад

      If someone tries to brain wash you its never good

    • @deadwardshittyhands4207
      @deadwardshittyhands4207 6 лет назад

      Lord Fishron or left

    • @achihabhalib7435
      @achihabhalib7435 6 лет назад

      those claiming "NO BRAINWASH" all the time are just ppl incapable of learning anything

  • @Threetails
    @Threetails 4 года назад +4

    The Cosmic People of Light Powers tried to recruit me via RUclips years ago. I had a good laugh.

  • @rosehensley4925
    @rosehensley4925 4 года назад

    It’s been a while since I watched one of your videos :) nice seeing ya again

  • @cindycasely9245
    @cindycasely9245 7 лет назад +247

    I'm gonna join a cult... A Blue Oyster Cult

  • @vemnaevantor7130
    @vemnaevantor7130 7 лет назад +44

    ALL HAIL OUR GREAT LEADER MATHEW SANTORO AND PRAISE HIS BALDNESS

    • @jaspherdavegenterone2264
      @jaspherdavegenterone2264 6 лет назад +2

      Hahaha yeah.. All hail supreme baldness

    • @evilbilla
      @evilbilla 6 лет назад

      Vemnae Vantor I want to rub his head for good luck lol and humorism

  • @nerdykitten1371
    @nerdykitten1371 4 года назад

    Awesome video! It’s a subject I’ve been kind of stuck on lately! Also, WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE?

  • @drakedane
    @drakedane 4 года назад

    I like to freeze on the first frame and just laugh at that expression on your face! LOL. looks like ur chanting OM....

  • @zeppie_
    @zeppie_ 8 лет назад +274

    ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOR THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER

    • @rockyboi742
      @rockyboi742 8 лет назад +38

      HE BOILED FOR OUR SINS

    • @AaronGeraldo
      @AaronGeraldo 8 лет назад +4

      +rockyboi742 😂😂😂😂 oh fuck he boiled for our sins 😂😂😂😂

    • @minnty9645
      @minnty9645 8 лет назад +11

      Ya'll need jesus

    • @14ZVS88
      @14ZVS88 8 лет назад +18

      RAMEN BROTHERS
      MAY HE BLESS YOU WITH HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE

    • @EsotericMedic
      @EsotericMedic 8 лет назад +6

      Atheists these days.

  • @itsovernerdthousand9701
    @itsovernerdthousand9701 7 лет назад +24

    pass the scissors i'm going bald

    • @jonathan9066
      @jonathan9066 7 лет назад +2

      it's over nerdthousand lol be kinda hard to get bald with scissors bro

  • @angelwild9145
    @angelwild9145 5 лет назад

    Great video; you have tons of charisma and are quite an entertaining narrator!👍🏻😂🎉

  • @jmace2424
    @jmace2424 4 года назад +2

    #5 “There’s a star man waiting in the sky. He’d like to come and meet us, but he thinks he’d blow our minds.”

  • @marcoesquandolas1
    @marcoesquandolas1 6 лет назад +56

    Forgot Westboro Baptist

    • @Surftouka
      @Surftouka 5 лет назад

      That too & others... maybe some much more dangerous some rather not mention them.

    • @ninavalencia5736
      @ninavalencia5736 5 лет назад

      Karl Addis Westboro doesn’t actively try to recruit members nor does it make anybody stay or try to cause harm when someone tries to leave. Very different

    • @richferguson6860
      @richferguson6860 5 лет назад

      Cult leaders are articulate and we'll spoken, Fred Phelps had marble mouth and spit when he talked. So w.b.c wasn't really a cult

  • @chloe-hc3lg
    @chloe-hc3lg 7 лет назад +46

    and look who's moving to LA with the Scientology members😂😂

    • @matnicholson9469
      @matnicholson9469 7 лет назад +5

      Chloe Hom Ikr. Well now he knows to not be friends with Tom Cruise lol

    • @gamegeek1717
      @gamegeek1717 6 лет назад

      Hey my name’s Chloe

  • @toddcraner3843
    @toddcraner3843 4 года назад

    Loved the episode first one of yours I've seen but will watch more. P.S. I'm also from Toronto.

  • @denapettigrew9502
    @denapettigrew9502 4 года назад

    Matt I’m new to your channel but I Cant get enough of you😂YOUR 💯💯keep it up fam

  • @batmatt1001
    @batmatt1001 8 лет назад +664

    Don't forget 11. The Phandom

    • @terezipyrope8356
      @terezipyrope8356 8 лет назад +10

      ... Yeah. The skin fic it's all I can think about now.

    • @parceltoungeharmon4524
      @parceltoungeharmon4524 8 лет назад +7

      +Terezi Pyrope Try the Hat fic...

    • @tombrady7039
      @tombrady7039 8 лет назад +3

      I hate those guys

    • @danmayorga9
      @danmayorga9 8 лет назад +2

      Aka Supernatural fans

    • @anitaturri9514
      @anitaturri9514 8 лет назад +23

      +Matthew McG yeah i totally hate those guys! *millions of photos of Dan and Phil fall out of my coat* WHAT I'M JUST HOLDING THIS FOR A FRIEND. *picks photos when more photos fall out* THEY'RE NOT MINE I SWEAR. *sweats nervously*

  • @YuryiDaBoss
    @YuryiDaBoss 8 лет назад +276

    11. Feminism

  • @erinthedemonhog2090
    @erinthedemonhog2090 Год назад +1

    Fun Fact: the voice actor of Chef from South Park is a believer of Scientology

  • @christyadcock4966
    @christyadcock4966 4 года назад

    Another awesome video, Matt!

  • @playingwithstars
    @playingwithstars 8 лет назад +100

    King Santoro!!!!! All Hail Santoro!

  • @rkkwc
    @rkkwc 6 лет назад +22

    When do you think Prince Philip found out about the cult though like did someone come into his office or something one day and say "you know there's a cult that worships you" "what"

    • @CatMom5050
      @CatMom5050 6 лет назад

      trash can Has he ever gone to see them? That is the main thing I'm wondering!!

    • @mchris63
      @mchris63 5 лет назад

      he said yes

    • @mildredpierce4506
      @mildredpierce4506 5 лет назад

      Our Love Grows, didn't you watch the video? Matt said Phillip went to see the tribe.

  • @lotja4787
    @lotja4787 5 лет назад

    Maybe a little tired.. I cried laughin the portrait King 😂😂😂

  • @jeffsadowski9244
    @jeffsadowski9244 3 года назад +2

    The cosmic people of light powers.
    Day Man: My time has come.

  • @earllanders7159
    @earllanders7159 8 лет назад +71

    #11
    Illuminarty

    • @Devo57
      @Devo57 8 лет назад

      Loominarty confirmed

    • @johnhall5479
      @johnhall5479 8 лет назад +5

      +Earl Landers #12 Spell Check

    • @earllanders7159
      @earllanders7159 8 лет назад

      John Hall yep

    • @johnhall5479
      @johnhall5479 8 лет назад

      +Earl Landers No, God’s Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God’s Penis was the same as man’s penis. Obviously it wouldn’t be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it’s not the same as man’s corrupted, fleshy one. -

    • @earllanders7159
      @earllanders7159 8 лет назад

      John Hall​ uhh wat m8?

  • @leifmoak7008
    @leifmoak7008 5 лет назад +13

    Man, the way he started the scientology entry was Matthew's funniest moment ever!
    "Oh man, I'm gonna get shot over this one..." xD

  • @oneamong5571
    @oneamong5571 5 лет назад

    Thsnks. Had me rolling.

  • @zaidagrace2263
    @zaidagrace2263 4 года назад +2

    “I got a big day of living tomorrow!” 🤣

  • @TheBullet0012
    @TheBullet0012 7 лет назад +15

    Wow, no Westboro Baptist church ? Okay then..

    • @ilovebabyyoda712
      @ilovebabyyoda712 6 лет назад

      The Reaper Yeah that one needs to be on the list. They're just plain hateful.

    • @boredandihaveyoutube8175
      @boredandihaveyoutube8175 6 лет назад +1

      The Reaper Ikr

    • @aidenlindsay4637
      @aidenlindsay4637 6 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @GM79868
      @GM79868 6 лет назад +1

      I agree Westboro is bad but just remember not all Baptist are bad

    • @AEarls1015
      @AEarls1015 6 лет назад

      As a christian....I 100% agree with Westboro being a cult and not baptist for that matter. (I'm not baptist btw) Westboro stand for nothing that christians believe. All bigotry and money laundering. Nothing goes to the community or the broken.

  • @kawaiifoxylovesnightcore7372
    @kawaiifoxylovesnightcore7372 7 лет назад +16

    I'm in a cult, Brendon Urie's cult where my frens at?

  • @onlygood222
    @onlygood222 4 года назад +2

    The Prince Phillip one just sounds like colonization

  • @DramaQueenStar1995
    @DramaQueenStar1995 5 лет назад

    Loving this

  • @coralreif3582
    @coralreif3582 7 лет назад +43

    "Oh man I'm gonna get shot over this one" 😂💯

    • @keishamariedouglas
      @keishamariedouglas 6 лет назад

      Stephen Reif that line made the video!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tortellini6087
    @tortellini6087 6 лет назад +157

    The Family International vs. The Church of Euthanasia battle royale

    • @wardmccreery4692
      @wardmccreery4692 6 лет назад +8

      That should be on Pay Per View!! I'd watch that!!

    • @brotherhades4955
      @brotherhades4955 6 лет назад

      It's obvious who would win that battle royale! lol

    • @frankboff1260
      @frankboff1260 6 лет назад +1

      Haha that’s about what I immediately thought too!

    • @FrankHarwald
      @FrankHarwald 5 лет назад

      That will certainly look like the suicide squad scene from Life of Brian...

    • @kinkykitty77
      @kinkykitty77 5 лет назад +1

      Totally wanna see that one!!!

  • @CatLover7112
    @CatLover7112 3 года назад

    Hilarious & Interesting Indeed.. Lol.! 😹.. Thanks again... 👍🙀

  • @AustinMSmall
    @AustinMSmall 5 лет назад +1

    "We know that we originate with God, but the whole world is lying in the power of the wicked one".( 1 John 5:19) How truthful this bible principle is, I'm extremely thankful that I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses.