Yeah I always find something rare but sometimes I don't know it is rare. I literally found a bastion and a fortress together and found pigstep in a bastion but of course I couldn't record it
5:43 Fun fact that not a lot of people know: if there is a desert village or a village that spawns halfway in between a desert and any other biome a pyramid will always spawn nearby.
Minecraft logic that makes zero sense news from me: Every fish except for dolfins die in water (🐬in other words in Minecraft if there was a such thing as shark's, only shark's or players can kill dolfins.🐬)
which armor was your favorite? :O
Dirt
Second like-
Do a video xp gives u a random item
Milk
Top ten likes
Who else loves Bionic? :D #early!!
I do
Meee
Me
I LOVE BIONIC
I love him to
Just a normal day, having a online class while watching Bionic.
Im at School rn👋
Same
Same
I have easter holidays
I'm not but he is a great youtuber
The snow armor looks so simple, but so epic
Day 2 of asking bionic to call lava hot cheese
𝑦𝑒𝑎
Or cheese fondue
orange juice
PAIN JUICE
@@cuddlypaws4u PAIN CHEESE
New challenge: beat minecraft without spotting a village at all otherwise start over again
That will be extremely hard bruv but nice ideo lmao
Level hard
Thats impossible
he got sme seed
@@Thrillix its seed
13:21 “ENDER DRAGON, PISS OF MATE” -bionic 2021
No u ment
Pwuiss uof mwoate
@@_sp1rit611 what I wanted to say, was that with bionics accent it sounds like that
@@_sp1rit611 also
Yes he is said ?
looooool
British Bionic
Normal armor is boring but costum armor is nice 👍
Bionic is slowly loosing brain cells and his sanity each video 😂
@Sanity XD
Did he have soul sand armour on him to lose led brain cells?
Uno reverse card
so bionic now have 0 braincellssss haahahhahahhdahhgahahha
He has two braincells tho...
Is it just me or is his hair grows really fast?
Yeh im also kinda annoyed about him not going full bald even tho beast commented
Yeh it does
My hair grows half the size of his in 6 months smh
Like fr tho
Y.
Y
AM LOSING MAH BRAINCELLS AFTER BOINIC TRYS TO BREAK BEDROCK
Me too
10:10
tries you mean
And yeah because of that i lost.. 1-no i mean
9999999999999999,99999999999999999,99999999999999999,109,1 brain cells
uh i felt like watching this vid like 2 days ago-
hey bionic I BUY YOUR NEW MERCH!!!! AND ALSO IM A BIG FAN!
Bionic:finds 7 villages or something
5 mins later:I don't have enough food
true
Even if the video is not real is still funny
@@averageallahlover963 tf you talking about yes its real
Thats legit
Lol
Can we take a moment to appreciate that bionic uploads only quality content🙂
Yes we can and everyone will
N o i c e
Sure
Because he bald
yes but he overreacts too much sometimes.
everybody gangsta until a robot bald man comes to get cheese
Idc why mojang did not add wood armor
@I am Anonymous oh i mean wood armor is eazy to get
Is this a joke because I’m bald
🕌
It would be cool if the ender dragon was called “ *armour dragon* “
Dragon armor
Would it be cool if we had bed armor
Normal person: 10% chance of spawning near a village
Bionic: 99% chance of spawning near a village
@Nathaniel Corter more like, 99.999999
"how to get bedrock". this is the right video for you
No you get bedrock by buying minecraft bedrock
@TempuraStargazer LoL
@@FreakyNex You Can Also Get Bedrock From Melting Furnice in the Furnice
Me installing the mod.🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@TempuraStargazer no you get it from placing a rock on a bed in minecraft bedrock
Who else just randomly started watching him and now its an everyday thing?
Me lol
@@thecatdeveloper_official lol
Me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
Lol me
YOU LOOK FUNNY WITH DIRT ARMOUR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did you spam with this annoying overrated "😂" emoji
LukeTheNotable: I can wear money !
Yeah you're right
He can wear triple milion emerald armour
Who found boncers so randomly and loved his videos from this day?
Me
Me
Me
Me
me :)
Me when finding a village:
*Searches youtube how to find a minecraft village*
Bionic when finding village:
*Starts new world* *sees village*
Nice internet my guy
True
E
hey dude its not because of his insane luck its because of he is cheating by having cracked seed in every video
@@Diamond-pv3bp shut up
10/10 drip
the fact that he found pigstep in the bastion is insane
Yeah I always find something rare but sometimes I don't know it is rare. I literally found a bastion and a fortress together and found pigstep in a bastion but of course I couldn't record it
Pigstep armour??
I need him to try ender pearl armor
Maybe dragon head armor in creative
Another banger from bionic
My man got that dream luck this video.
No he has more luck
@@jonardmatthew8011 shut up he has dream luck NERD
Gohanginhang
Wha
Fr when he was in the bastion he got pigstep and didn't notice
Imagine: bed armor
Frrr
No fall damage
14:21 “We have defeated the elder dargon”
LOOL DARGON😭😭
Elder dragon is a ender dragon combined with a elder guardian plus a kid of 3 spelled the name
@@aprolglv it not rare to get footage of that
LoL facts
5:43 Fun fact that not a lot of people know: if there is a desert village or a village that spawns halfway in between a desert and any other biome a pyramid will always spawn nearby.
Facts.
Cool
Facts tho
ty nice to know
Cap.
People: l'et's craft a diamond armor!
Bionic: l'et's craft a bedrock armor!
People:👁️👄👁️
when you have bad spelling
It's pronounced *G r a m m e r*
I
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P
O
S
S
I
B
L
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The dripppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!
Everyone gangsta until the kid shows up who blesses you and your family
Ok
🤣
RUclipsr pet lmaoo🤣😂🤣
yeah
Mmmm
literally ay block: *exists*
bionic: wait can i make armor out of that?
*any
*ay*
*ay*
@@Fiqrx LOOOOL
XD
Bionic 2021 : this seed is sick
Edit : to the people that got angry im joking bruh
Bionic 2021:this seed is light
Lol
Jk Lol
its not because of his insane luck its because of he is cheating by having cracked seed in every video
as he always in every video it was my insane luck but it isnt a person cant be that lucky so thats why its jusy him using cracked seed in every video
Love your vids😂😂
4:31 awww this is so wholesome
but dolphins can survive in air.
@@totallyaccurateaccount564 exactly, I was thinking the same thing
@@totallyaccurateaccount564 im not talking about it his helping him and dolphin’s die if they are dehydrated
My best part of bionic videos when he says lets do this😂
Nah its boongyangyingyang
Nah more like Boñayiñang I cant spell it at all
@@orangecat3668 no its gongingangongingan
@@owokermit1496 yes ahaha
COME ONE VIEWERS LETS GET THIS MAN 3 MILLION LETS GOO PEOPLE
Yes
yes
Agrreed
No one takling about how he got a pigstep :0 btw thanks for 100 likes⚡
bonc when he doesn't find a village:well what do you want me to do?
viewers: i never thought i'd get this far
*bonc*
Bionics catch phrase: can we craft our way to victory
The thumbnail in the video shows enchanting table amor I really wanted him to get
the fact the he left A FRICKING TREE FLOATING is just too cursed for me
.
Y
E
Detail
13:04 CAMOUFLAGE IN MINECRAFT BE LIKE.🤣
0:17 THE GOD OF VILLAGE IS BACK
ikr
ikr
Minecraft: The piglin brute is powerful.
Bedrock Armor: *Still dies*
The Endstone Armor. I honestly did not think he could teleport in front of the end crystals.
Never thought endstone would be so useful
...ender PERAL
100000000/10
Bionic keep it up,I hope you dont quit youtube😭,CYBORG ARMY KEEP IT UP❤
why would he quit...?
Hil uit
😃
@@kwebbelkopdnf467 heck ya get out he wont quit i hope just get out!!!!!!!!
You know it’s a good one when bonc puts two things together in Minecraft that shouldn’t
Um it’s spelled bonc not bonk
Lol
"We just defeated the ender guardian."
Bionic 2021 -
Gg.
He said we defeated the ender dargon
Gtfo
Ender chest armor would be nice…
Can we enchant our way to Victory
Can we craft our way to victory
Can our hair grow back to normal in the end of the year?
our hair???? is that communism i smell???????????
lmao jk lol
Next video: can we chicken our way to victory
@@fefs3977 y e s
When the bionic finally has the ultimate drip
Bionic:so we are gonna do a vi-
Village:let me intoduce myself
He used gongangengan
@Ryan Aji he once gave us the seed.
@@darkk2753 once lil he it’s an scam
My favourite armor is bedrock armor
The power of googangingang
Yes ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Lol yes
Innit
You threw the bed away. And you know what I thought.
*B E D A R M O R*
@@JetAddict0 glass armor lol
@@JetAddict0 take damage every 1 second because glass is sharp
@@JetAddict0 that not block
@@iqbalxin.8486 ender dragon egg is a block lol
"As the baby says..." One of the greatest unfinished sentences in the universe.
Let’s gooo
He meant like:
"Lets go!
As the dababy says"
OMG THIS VIDEO IS VERY SATISFIYING...GOOD VIDEW
Who else watched him randomly and now its an daily thing.
That's how people find their fav yters
Meh
that's how everyone find youtubers
Me
@@ThiccJuice69 so apparently he's gay because he asked a question?
This is gonna be in our recommended in 4 years in 2024
I'm you
Yes
In 4 years it's 2025 not 2024
@@janavogel5902 yeah
You mean 3 years?
WE DEFEAT THE ENDER dArKeR 🥴 -Bonc
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4:32
Bionic: **Saves dolphin**
**Everyone liked that**
dude remember this from like a year ago? it was sick :o
Ye
I don't know how this man does it, but every time I'm about to exit RUclips, Bionic uploads a new banger.
What happened to your hair!?!
5:03
He just turned into Elsa from Frozen 1
I get it AntFrost lol
@@TheA1T-Bone, yea, the second I saw that, it took me like a few minutes before I connected to to frozen, lol
9.9🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤
*crafts amour out of animal heads" Broooo, I am looking pretty nicee, ah ah.
bionic at 11:31: "good piggy"
bionic literally 2 seconds later: kills the piglin
Why u wanna bully me
What happen if you craft a crafting table chest plate and a chest plate chest
Idk
U can craft any XD
Is it just me or watching his videos makes you happy
I think
not just you
Me
Why u me
Bionic: *finds diamonds* pulls out iron axe
That moment when Bionic thinks the hay bale armor doesn't work, but he ain't even wearing it.
pog
@@kristinefrancesbustamante1341 P O G
@@goldenark6493 P O G G E R S
@@zzneeerrrr *P O G G E R S*
@@finnlockham6266 *Ultra P O G G E R S*
His tiles never get old
Well Well Well
@@Noxureta72 :0
@@Noxureta72 OH!
Has anyone else noticed how fast his hair is growing
Yh ikr like he just cut it
Ikr
Respect bro for fighting those brutes... I'd never do that in survival. Mod or no mod.
i lose braincells from his vid, but my brain cells are getting bigger and GOONGGANGINGGANG
idk
@ッBlEEz Yes
Same
everybody gangsta until he crafts block 36 or stickypistonarmcollision (or pistonarmcollision) armor
he would be havin' dat invisible ghost drip doe
My brain hurts lol
I will lose braincells that is complicated
Poll: if you could use /locate once in a speedrun, what structure would you locate?
/locate end portal or whatever it’s called. I can get the other stuff myself.
I LOVE THE BEDROCK ARMOR ITS SO GOOD ITS TO GOOD MAKE MORE PLEASE BIONIC PLEASE!
11:20 he left the rarest disc in the game... tommy : NOOOOO
Lol
😂
he was speedrunning. why should he need a disc
snowy and cactus armor will always be remembered
*salute*
teacher: nothing is impossible
me: one thing is
teeacher: what?
me: bionic not spawning near village
Lol
How nice of bionic to save the dolphin
Minecraft logic that makes zero sense news from me: Every fish except for dolfins die in water (🐬in other words in Minecraft if there was a such thing as shark's, only shark's or players can kill dolfins.🐬)
Dolphins are mammals they breathe air that’s why they come up not to entertain us to breathe
Sharks can't kill dolphins
I was just watching a different bionic video 🤣
1:12-1:13 this is why Bionic has only 2 brain cells
Also... I like myself some wooden pickaxeaxe
Famous quote: DIAMONDS and obsidian
daily uploads. insane twists and trolls. quality content. what more could you ask for?
I love how Bionic did a vid about this armour mod 1y ago and he is now acting as he doesnt know what any of them is doing. Anyways Love vid
Baby bionic: M-M his parents: He is gonna say mom!! Baby bionic: mhameemomymomoi
Im laughing so hard thanks for making my day :D
Oh wait it say mhameeMOMYmomoi
@@Its-Still-Screw aaa
Νo it was goongaginga
the best starter armor is raw iron block armor
Actually wearing birch wood shows that u kill birch trees and is therefore stating oak is superior
I clicked faster than dream can speedrun Minecraft
I’m waiting for the dream stans
Must have clicked pretty slow
@@alectheamazing: LMAOOO 😂💀
Lmao-
Umm Dream is no longer has the World record
When bionic was wearing wood armor
Me: Is it me or is wood actually running with a stone axe?
:3
Bonc when he sees diamonds:Ooooo DIAMONDS!!!!!!
bonc when he sees netherite:Oh.... nètherite.
I was so pissed when he didn't take pigstep and vibe for a while
@Mot Koaiu bruh
Me too but he should have don't it with a parrot
Hey bonc at the ice there is a secret armor that has double mending of it and any other kind of enchants
When you’re faster that the kid blessing you and your family
what
STFU @Gl1tchy day
4:07 GOTTA GO FAST