You're right. Sounds like they stuffed her body in a body bag or trash bag 😂. About 50% of ppl he treats don't have a wonderful response after drinking plenty of water
Don’t try this healing at home as it needs to be calibrated and left up to the professionals. My uncle Dale tried it on my Aunt Peggy, overdid the healing, and now one of her legs is 11 inches longer than the other. Goddamnit Dale.
That lady went home completely healed and breakdances 6 hours every day since her session. She’s now 122 years old. However she did develop a slight gluten intolerance as a side effect.
I like how he wipes his hands after the healing, you don't wanna walk around with part of your client's life essence in your hands, truly a professional
Say what you like but this man is a pioneer. Decades on and the medical community still hasn't caught on to the fact that bad memories cause one leg to be longer than the other.
I did some healing of a whiskey drink I did some healing of a vodka drink I did some healing of a lager drink I did some healing of a cider drink I did some healing of the songs that remind him of the good times I did some healing of the songs that remind of the better times
@@CommercialForest Facts. We all know real doctors don't waste time by doing tests and lab work and biopsies and pulse checking and history taking and X-rays and blood tests and stethoscope listening. They just wave their hands like a Jedi, rub your back to make you feel a sense of love and then ask for your credit card information.
It's a classic component of these con artists - saying things like 'allowing themselves to receive healing' - means that they have a get-out clause: "if it's not working it's because you don't have enough faith". Total scumbags.
Items healed today: Immune system ✅️ Lymphatic system ✅️ Spine, neck, mid back, low back & pelvis ✅️ Joints, bones, discs, ligaments, tendons, muscles & nerves ✅️ Vertigo ✅️ Blood, circulation & blood vessels ✅️ Lungs & internal organs ✅️ Endocrine glands ✅️ Hormonal system ✅️ Emotional body ✅️ Mental body ✅️ Spiritual Centers balanced ✅️ Old Memories, such as those adversely affecting the present ✅️ Legs are now even 👍 ✅️ Drink plenty of water for the next 24 hours and have a wonderful response 😀
@@jurisfootrag It's not random; it's very precisely calculated to affect his patients. It's a form of mentalism. Believe me when I say this isn't off-the-cuff banter-he's deliberately sewing seeds for his own success. NOTHING about his act is arbitrary. It's meticulously practiced for the reason that it works.
It's a lot of ASMR videos that are like that! I think it's because ASMR is essentially what they're selling. People with smooth voices tend to do well in those fields.
@@bigol9223 i wouldnt say jealousy, disappointment would be more accurate. Imagine spending a good chunk of your life studying medicine and having to work overtime, sometimes in crappy conditions for little pay, meanwhile some random con artist is making tons of money by waving his hands at people
I love how he said a feeling of peace or tingling was a sign the "healing" was working. The guy was very intentionally doing ASMR, he just basically called it the hand of God before we knew it was a natural response to relaxation.
Except this was filmed in 2017, and ASMR was coming into vogue around that time. He knew what he was doing. He was monetizing ASMR at a medical rate. 😂
@monkeybusiness4997 look at the ending credits on the original video. They say copyright 2017 in TV block text. I suspect the lower quality is based on the show being produced and aired on Public Access broadcasting thru Santa Fe Community Television. Towards the end of the interview she does with Dr Shay, the host says, "Thank you to my RUclips audience," after thanking the camera and set crew by name.
This has all the tropes of a classic ASMR Quack vid: the hypnotic voice, the 90's infomercial vibe, the wafting fabric sounds on the mic, the functional fashion, the ridiculous comments, and that classic save-all pseudoscientific caveat - that the client will receive healing so long as their mind ALLOWS them to receive it Fkn amazing
@@proctoscopefilms nice to see u here, am a big fan of all your rights and American expansionism and stuff, glad to see that u need Asmr quack vids to sleep too
I wouldn’t be surprised if any people who actually felt a difference after this “treatment” was just the result of less stress. His calming voice and just coming in and laying down and being checked on can do a lot for a person emotionally.
I made a similar comment on another video of this guy. I feel like the "patients" are experiencing ASMR. That's the tingling and wave sensation he speaks of.
If you're reading this, we've never met but I did some healing to your immune system. I did some healing to da glands and da organs. Make sure to drink plenty of water today, and have a wonderful response. 😊
What gets my ASMR started is when he brings out the clipboard and taps the pen on it so he can scribble his fake notes. The sounds of the pen scratching, the rustling of his suit jacket, and his lips smacking is oddly relaxing.
I did some healing with my left leg in I did some healing with my left leg out I did some healing in I did some healing out I did some healing shaking it all about
I'm recovering from a hysterectomy and a co-worker sent me to this video to read the comments while I am bored at home. 11/10, five and a half stars, this is gold. Love the scrolling of the invisible tablet, dude was way ahead of his time.
He's writing his bill as he goes along. "Waved hands... $100." "Waved hands a bit more....$100." "Wiggled thumb.... $25." "Twitched right hand....$50."
It’s been 84 years. And I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called the ship of Dreams. And it was, it really was.
This guy is smart. Phrases such as “what people allow themselves to receive,” and “have a wonderful response,” imply that the effectiveness of the healing depends only on the patient.
It's the same tactics that a lot of religions use. The church I went to as a kid taught that God will basically give you whatever you want as long as you believe and are pure of heart. So if you don't get what you want, it's all your fault for not being good enough.
@@derp195 Jesus what religion was this I grew up catholic christian. Catholicism is pretty cult like but I was raised more towards Christianity and if you can be a real Christian. Like no forcing religion on people. No judging, really no judging. Helping the weak. Leading the lost. Forgiveness I can say I believe in Christianity as far as a baseline to life. Guy in the sky and seas parting … eh
This is one of the best comment sections on RUclips. No grammatical errors, every comment is pure comedy gold, everyone is sane. I love it. Also, my newest ASMR trigger seems to be shitty massages.
I'm impressed by how quickly he can "tune in". Most quacks waive their hands for 30-60 seconds before they get anything. Not this guy. 1 to 2 seconds flat, and he has what he needs.
Time is money. If the person is gullible enough to show up and lie face down thinking they are being healed, they certainly wouldn't mind if the quack tunes in for 2 seconds or 20 mins.
I like how he takes his notes so diligently as if he is going to lay in bed tonight with his glass of wine and review these notes to cure cancer, but not before his patient's next appointment of course.
@@Gr3gorius, all right, Jesus, I know I'll make an awful carpenter. But I did know how to when I typed that and I do now as well, but I don't care that I mistyped a dumb comment a year ago and I'm arrogantly satisfied that I don't care now. Thank you for dying for my typo sins.
Him trying to explain that them keeping their shoes on should make a difference in leg length makes absolutely no fucking sense. LMAO. If their shoes were worn out or damaged, would that not affect the length? ZERO SENSE. Him looking around the room while saying it to convey his diarrhoea of the mouth.
*licks finger and flips page* I also found a way to do some stealing from your vault, safety deposit box, and coin jar. I did some stealing from your children’s bank accounts, I did some stealing from your grandchildren’s bank accounts. I did some stealing from your great grandchildren’s birthday card money...
I actually got here by accident, this was not what I was expecting...but I was indeed healed of my overthinking by reading the comments because 50% of me was laughing and the other 50% of me was calm.
@@henryburner oh yeah, nothing worse than having those emotional centres out of balance, it’s a real issue since lockdown, I just can’t get my body booked in to a healer to sort them out.
Had the exact same reaction and cringe when I saw this vid for the very first time who knows how long ago. Thankfully can look past it a bit for the sake of the ASMR.
@@joevaghn457 uhhh, no, it isn't. Con artists love to use these tricks to save their sorry ass. If you want a good example just look at Kenneth Copeland and his empire. People tithe and he receives their money "in the name of God"(aka straight into his pocket) and tells them that their chances of getting healed are proportional to the frequency on which they tithe, as well as the quantity of money involved. That's how he got that Gulfstream
The one thing we should all appreciate with this video is the incredible mic placement, and balance in the audio levels. Just fantastic work. It’s sounds wonderful!
All together now... 'Start wearing purple, wearing purple Start wearing purple for me now All your sanity and wits, they will all vanish I promise, it's just a matter of time…' ~Gogol Bordello
You know, your average healer won't even bother to check the spiritual centers these days. But this guy even checks your leg length?! He's a class act!
This comment section is the funniest thing on RUclips....I'm supposed to be relaxing but all I'm doing is stifling giggles and hoping my husband doesn't wake up and ask me what I'm doing???
The comment sections on this channel in general are gold, and this one exceptionally so. I can relate, I have also laughed so hard I've had tears rolling down my cheeks.
I get bored with an asmr after 1-2 times but this one I keep coming back to. His clipboard scribble noises and voice is just great. Grandmas purpleness is soothing too 😭
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at 13:41 it sounds like there dragging poor Katherines corpse out of the studio.......
omggg lmao. I can't stop laughing at this
He forgot to mention that about 10% dies afterwards.
You're right. Sounds like they stuffed her body in a body bag or trash bag 😂. About 50% of ppl he treats don't have a wonderful response after drinking plenty of water
@@randomaccessfemale oopsie!
I've watched this 1000 times and never noticed before lol
I did some healing in a box, I did some healing with a fox, I did some healing here and there, i did some healing everywhere.
Did they have a wonderful response?
No, but they didn’t drink plenty of water.
He likes to heal folk, Sam I Am, alas its just a big 'ole scam.
I did some healing on you Gram, I did some healing Sam I Am.
But did you eat a bagel and lox? And wear a pair of sock? You must also speak with the jocks while sitting on some rocks. And don't catch the pox.
Don’t try this healing at home as it needs to be calibrated and left up to the professionals. My uncle Dale tried it on my Aunt Peggy, overdid the healing, and now one of her legs is 11 inches longer than the other. Goddamnit Dale.
🤣🤣🤣
Christ Dale get it together
At first I thought your comment was a King of the Hill reference.
Did John Redcorn teach him that? 🤔
😹😹😹
That lady went home completely healed and breakdances 6 hours every day since her session. She’s now 122 years old. However she did develop a slight gluten intolerance as a side effect.
she also voted trump
Katherine went on to produce a biopic 🎬 about Grimace. It's on several streaming networks, Red Box.
She must find a healer to heal her gluten intolerance now
her real name is Yakob Jyakarendé. she died recently.
If that's true, rip Yakob
I like how he wipes his hands after the healing, you don't wanna walk around with part of your client's life essence in your hands, truly a professional
Hes like using spiritual germex or somethin
Something about the loose roll of paper towels lying on the ground acting as the hygienic sheet for the table is the icing on this goofy-ass cake.
Lmao awesome comment
goofy-ass cake
or
goofy ass-cake
😏
@@MansMan42069💀
LMFAO!!!!!
Also how when the pen runs out of ink he just throws it on the floor next to the paper towels 😆
About 50% of time i relax watching this and about 50% laugh my ass off reading comments.
They are comedy gold 😂😂😂
😂
For real 😂
🔺️🔺️🔺️ oh wait! Wrong video spoof!!!
It really is refreshing to see the humor everyone brings to this video.
I admire Katherine's dedication to purple.
Who doesn't?
So does the ghost of Prince.
I like to think her shoes aren't black just a dark purple 😂
I would bet money she’s a therapist. For some reason once they hit 60 and go gray all female therapists seem to be issued with an all-lilac wardrobe
Highly underrated comment.
These patients are now immortal.
And for sure have a wonderful response 😅
They're still around thanks to his healing
I’m cracking up
Say whatever you want. Their mental bodies never looked better.
........................My Immortal? 👀
That guy coughing in the background needs some healing with his lungular system.
respiratory
@@mfwfingerprintsareunrecogn172 yes, I know.
No you see, his life essence is slowly being stolen away to heal the others. Thats how this works
@@mfwfingerprintsareunrecogn172 r/woosh
@@Lima_Golf_Bravo oh shit you’re right he says lungular system in the video, i missed the whole joke lmao
I've never seen a man drain a bank account just by waving his hands at someone's ass before.
This comment made me laugh so hard :-D
😂 Damn this is a good comment
Happens all the time at strip clubs 😂😂
...till you saw this vid
Lol
I checked your tire pressure. I filled your windshield cleaner solution. I cleaned your air filter.
That’ll be $400
I see someone went to jiffy lube medical school
Then he healed the car and cleansed the owner's wallet of filthy lucre.
And while I was there, I checked your muffler was on.
Very well here's 500$
Say what you like but this man is a pioneer. Decades on and the medical community still hasn't caught on to the fact that bad memories cause one leg to be longer than the other.
😂😂😂😂😂
Decades? This video some how is only a few years old. Still recorded on an old vhs tho...😅😅😅
It’s because he doesn’t waste time hearing about more than 3 things.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
She walked in 5 ft 2 and left 6 ft 5. Truly wonderful.
She had a wonderful response!
K walked out holding 2 🏀 wearing LA Lakers home NBA jersey, pants.
BILL BRASKY!
Wait till she frees the neck.
😂😂
I did some healing of a whiskey drink
I did some healing of a vodka drink
I did some healing of a lager drink
I did some healing of a cider drink
I did some healing of the songs that remind him of the good times
I did some healing of the songs that remind of the better times
I see you tubthumpin!
@@ASMRLoopz I get knocked down, but I get up again. Just like Katherine!
I get knocked down, but I get up again...
...then I fall down again because my right leg is 1/32nd of an inch shorter 😐
😆😆😆😆
@@EyeMixMusic 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how he says not to focus on more than 3 things and then heals every known inch of the body
Plus a few extra things not even in the body. Ironically the 2 things he didn't heal were the vertigo and minaires disease.
@@MikeDuddy-q2t but think of all the things he prevented!
He’s too busy healing to listen to a bunch of whining. Real docs don’t need details.
@@CommercialForest Facts. We all know real doctors don't waste time by doing tests and lab work and biopsies and pulse checking and history taking and X-rays and blood tests and stethoscope listening. They just wave their hands like a Jedi, rub your back to make you feel a sense of love and then ask for your credit card information.
Including adverse memories affecting the present... the guy doesn't fxck around.
I like how he gives the responsibility of the healing to the client, so they can always come back when it didn't work
It's a classic component of these con artists - saying things like 'allowing themselves to receive healing' - means that they have a get-out clause: "if it's not working it's because you don't have enough faith". Total scumbags.
Believe
Your pfp goes so well with your comment
😂 dying
this vid is my go to. and it works 50% of the time. the other 50% usually within 24 hours.
As long as you drink enough water these videos will always enable you to have a great response.
I just hope you got some information first
@@llary My bank 🏦 debit account was 1/32 smaller after viewing this clip. 😵💫
😂😂
🤣🤣
Items healed today:
Immune system ✅️
Lymphatic system ✅️
Spine, neck, mid back, low back & pelvis ✅️
Joints, bones, discs, ligaments, tendons, muscles & nerves ✅️
Vertigo ✅️
Blood, circulation & blood vessels ✅️
Lungs & internal organs ✅️
Endocrine glands ✅️
Hormonal system ✅️
Emotional body ✅️
Mental body ✅️
Spiritual Centers balanced ✅️
Old Memories, such as those adversely affecting the present ✅️
Legs are now even 👍 ✅️
Drink plenty of water for the next 24 hours and have a wonderful response 😀
Death has been healed 👍
This was so satisfying to read while Saul was saying it at the same time xD
I hope your mucus membranes are okay too 🥺🥺
I laughed me arse off at this
🤣🤣🤣
The amount of writing he does after each Jedi hand wave is impressive. Tons of information flowing in.
This wasn't the Droid he was looking for.
Feel the Force flow through you... Yoda ....
Dead, I balanced the spiritual centers
I'm very unnerved by the whole tapping his pen on the clipboard thing tho. I truly don't know why lol!
most impressive.
When I’m having a bad day I come to this video and read the comments. It’s one of the funniest comments section I’ve ever seen. Awesome stuff
Omg i know right hahaha comedy gold here. 😂😂
Same.
Thanks! I circle by every 3-4 weeks to get a quick laugh! 😆
Hilarious
what funny comments Applesauce stuff!
When he's doing the healing and god's working through him, 50% of people said they had the sensation of someone removing their wallet.
😆😆😆😆
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But usually about 90% notice in their first 24 hours after the "healing" that their money is decreased, or gone
To funny
Hey.. if it works for them, they can afford it, and he's not praying on them... placebo?
I love how he waves his hands and says “ I just healed your entire body. Drink plenty of water.”
Have a wonderful response
If the cancer returns, you didn’t drink enough water.
This is illegal in my country. This man would be in prison for this scam. How is he doing this in USA? Too much freedom man.
I think he's Gene Simmons' brother.
God is working through him
It's just dawned on me that watching people get scammed helps me to sleep at night.
You can sleep easy knowing it's not you getting scammed 😉
Hahaha!
Good... Good...
Welcome, Nigel.
🤣🤣🤣
Can we all take a moment to commend Katherine for making it this far in life with one leg an inch shorter than the other? 👏👏 Our unbalanced queen!
and not a limp in sight .......... what a girl.
A lifetime walking around in one big circle perhaps
He saves time by writing his shopping list during work
I really would love to see what he actually wrote down. "Milk, Eggs, Waffles..." Lol
ASMR Loopz I just read that list in his voice lol
@@bradypassant sounds like you "had a great response" :)
@@ASMRLoopz He wrote down "must get Bentley tires rotated"
@@alexh2427 Bruh
"Around 50% of people I treat are not entirely purple"
"What type of purple clothes do you want maam?"
Old lady: "yes"
Purple is only for graphs when you've used all the other colors already.
Jumping on that 50% tho.... was what they were experiencing first hand ASMR? 🤨
“Keep the shoes on so we can do a measurement.”
Because as we all know, you can’t measure legs with the shoes off. It’s science.
Yeah but i mean...she is rockin that purple
I must have missed the part of the bible where Jesus does jazz hands and writes down some notes prior to healing the leper
It's a lesser known passage in the New Testament. LMAO
Just look straight ahead, don't pay any attention to what I'm doing here.
😂😂😂
"JAZZ HANDS." ....I cant!! 😂😂😂
Unfortunately....most times when people say "God" they do NOT mean Jesus.
"Is the cough chronic?"
"Just at night time."
"Okay."
Lmao
I emptied your wallet..."Ok"
😅 past the jokes, if you find that you only cough at night, there could be an irritant to your lungs in your bedroom like dust or mold.
@@1108-g1qactually great advice!
I love the fact that his summary of what he “healed” is literally just the entire human anatomy.
no bananas for her yet though
@@jakehandley3366 Yes, but, her tonsils are good
I love al those random percentages he yaps about while rubbing their backs 🤣
@@jurisfootrag It's not random; it's very precisely calculated to affect his patients. It's a form of mentalism. Believe me when I say this isn't off-the-cuff banter-he's deliberately sewing seeds for his own success. NOTHING about his act is arbitrary. It's meticulously practiced for the reason that it works.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I didn't know one of my triggers was con artistry
wordup63 so tingley
Right 😂
It's a lot of ASMR videos that are like that! I think it's because ASMR is essentially what they're selling. People with smooth voices tend to do well in those fields.
wordup63 good one LMAO,
It's a big one for me. Weird as it is.
I like that when he says what he healed, he basically lists everything there is in the entire universe.
Except financial literacy
"I also healed a rupture in the space-time continuum"
"I healed your ovarian cysts and your testicular cancer."
I checked ✔️ your emotional health & your mental well being. Patient: aren't those concepts part of the same thing? 🤔
"I did some healing with the rift between Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt."
As a physician who enjoys ASMR, I'm conflicted between relaxed and hatred for his one simple trick.
Do you listen to medical exam ASMR? Or would that bring back too many memories of studying the process in school?
Sounds like someone's jealous
lol @ one simple trick
@@bigol9223 i wouldnt say jealousy, disappointment would be more accurate.
Imagine spending a good chunk of your life studying medicine and having to work overtime, sometimes in crappy conditions for little pay, meanwhile some random con artist is making tons of money by waving his hands at people
@@Boneless_WolfSounds like a lot of professions.
“ *i did some healing with your immune system* ”
It doesn’t get any funnier than this lads
🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
The way he says immune tho
He did some healing with their fingernails and hair.
It's all BS but why is that funnier than the others? People's immune systems can literally destroy their body
@@gordonirvine726 😂😂😂😂
Let's have a moment of silence for the clients that only drank some water and not plenty. R.I.P.
They did not make it
My heart goes out to their families.
They all died horrible, painful deaths
They didn't eat enough cupla tomatoes 🍅
And just think, they could have been saved if only they'd gotten a banana.
I love how he said a feeling of peace or tingling was a sign the "healing" was working. The guy was very intentionally doing ASMR, he just basically called it the hand of God before we knew it was a natural response to relaxation.
I came to write this comment lol.
The relaxation they were feeling was asmr.
Huh, interesting point. Asmr, stolen from the quacks, given to the square space promotors
Except this was filmed in 2017, and ASMR was coming into vogue around that time. He knew what he was doing. He was monetizing ASMR at a medical rate. 😂
@@joshualajoie9547It was uploaded later but I think this aired on tv somewhere in 1990s or 2000s.
@monkeybusiness4997 look at the ending credits on the original video. They say copyright 2017 in TV block text. I suspect the lower quality is based on the show being produced and aired on Public Access broadcasting thru Santa Fe Community Television.
Towards the end of the interview she does with Dr Shay, the host says, "Thank you to my RUclips audience," after thanking the camera and set crew by name.
Ahh yes. The most important indicator of overall physical well being: the leg length.
This has all the tropes of a classic ASMR Quack vid: the hypnotic voice, the 90's infomercial vibe, the wafting fabric sounds on the mic, the functional fashion, the ridiculous comments, and that classic save-all pseudoscientific caveat - that the client will receive healing so long as their mind ALLOWS them to receive it
Fkn amazing
this is a great comment
Where can I find more of these “ASMR Quack vids”?
Wow I never heard it described like a genre but that's pretty much what it is. I love these kinds of videos. The wackos are entertaining !
@@proctoscopefilms nice to see u here, am a big fan of all your rights and American expansionism and stuff, glad to see that u need Asmr quack vids to sleep too
And then you find out its from the 2010s 😆
I wouldn’t be surprised if any people who actually felt a difference after this “treatment” was just the result of less stress. His calming voice and just coming in and laying down and being checked on can do a lot for a person emotionally.
Facts
I made a similar comment on another video of this guy. I feel like the "patients" are experiencing ASMR. That's the tingling and wave sensation he speaks of.
The good ol' placebo effect
@@Castle085 prove it
@@JamieAsh_ prove wha?.. Looking to see what you're referring🙁too, shrug, rly don't need to "prove" my two cents, 🎯
“I did some healing with your wallet”
I mean, I know this comment is stolen but it's just too good not to steal 😂.
Cleansed her wallet
HAHAHAHAHA that is so 'Beavis and Butthead '...
Quality mate...:)
Didn’t know amy schumer enjoyed unintentional asmr
bloody funny!
The maestro's hairdo is legendary in its own right.
The Maestro - I'm DEAD 💆🥱💀☠
This is an incredibly relaxing scam. I think we've found a new genre here.
It’s a new type of ASMR, I like to call it ASCAMR.
@@MrSteveo114 Nice!
@@MrSteveo114 underrated comment award goes to you!
@@MrSteveo114 well done sir
Highly recommend online poker asmr. The authentic kind that's ACTUALLY losing hundreds for your relaxation.
I love the way she is riding that table like a speeder bike from Star Wars.
Lol
10/10 comment friend, got me good
I bet that's not the only thing she rides like a speeder bike
I can't not see this now
Dressed like Mace Windus lightsaber
“Drink plenty of water because that’ll be all you can afford after leaving here today”
Lol!
But only if it’s purple
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Drink plenty of water because God told me you have kidney stones and I don't have a fucking clue how to heal that.
Worter*
If you're reading this, we've never met but I did some healing to your immune system. I did some healing to da glands and da organs.
Make sure to drink plenty of water today, and have a wonderful response. 😊
bro thanks I feel it. You totally healed a chronic incurable disease I had, wow.
@@Otacon_- Have a wonderful response. 😊
Wish you would’ve told me sooner. I didn’t drink enough water 😠
I'm ded
Sending some healing your way, as well. 🖖🏼🤌🏼☝🏼✍🏼🫳🏼🫴🏼🤟🏼
Drink plenty of water and have a wonderful response. 🫶🏼🫰🏼
Fraud gives me the tingles
😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣
What a wonderful response
Was this the guy who did that silver solution stuff
Lmao
You guys have to admit, this is one of the best ASMR segments on RUclips.
I admit it!
What gets my ASMR started is when he brings out the clipboard and taps the pen on it so he can scribble his fake notes.
The sounds of the pen scratching, the rustling of his suit jacket, and his lips smacking is oddly relaxing.
My favorite! The tingles usually manifest very, very fast.
it is lol
@@steverogers7601 the fake notes get me too 😂
This is what happens when you choose naturopathic over traditional medicine. She's 38 years old.
I legit LOLed. Thank you
@@logan12378 that’s absolutely hilarious.
This guy is so good he can see 32nds of an inch. What precision! Really knows his craft.
Lees than 1 mm. serious vision
32nds of an inch is huge bro
It's like a country mile to him
@@Ali-ls5px can you explain this to my lady
@@Ali-ls5px might be a bit too big honestly
50% will get a sense that i’m pulling their leg, even when i’m not touching them
aha. clever.
I would trust this guy over Dr. Fauci
Most inbreds would BravoBravo so that comes as no surprise.
@@anthonybalista7421 sounds like you have some experience, coming from an incestual line
@@anthonybalista7421 is your 1 thumbs up blue?
Being completely healed, Katherine went on to design an all purple fashion line.
Me too, the sad part is this guy is really famous, but what killed me is when he said he does this over the phone🤥
@@shellimiller9736 LMAO. He also texts healings for 4 dollar a pop.
@@shellimiller9736 lol. Miss Cleo returns.
They all include a spandex waist
She'll call the fashion line 'purplexed' - cause this guy perplexed her into draining her bank account by waving his hands over her butt.
I did some healing with my left leg in
I did some healing with my left leg out
I did some healing in
I did some healing out
I did some healing shaking it all about
that was so funny😐💀
That's what it's all about
Уржаться! 😂
This was funny they need a laughing button 😂😂
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His healing over the phone must be something else!!!
Calls charged at $4.95 per minute. "I.....did....some...healing....with...your...immune......................system." etc.
“Please stay on the line while I’m waiting on God to work through me” *cue hold music*
@@houseofshuffles449I read that and heard Agent Smith's voice from the Matrix!! 🤣🤣🤣
"Before we begin can you measure your legs for me?"
@@HistoricalWonder720😭
I like how he pauses with his hand movements, as though from 10 feet away he has encountered something problematic in the time space continuum.
It's troublesome navigating around dark matter.
🤣
His VR menu is bugging out in the Metaverse xD
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@@NGC6144 purple matter
I'm recovering from a hysterectomy and a co-worker sent me to this video to read the comments while I am bored at home. 11/10, five and a half stars, this is gold. Love the scrolling of the invisible tablet, dude was way ahead of his time.
Previous commenter who appreciates this comment :)
Hope you are feeling better.
@@jimmlygoodness He is. If he only drunk proper amount of water and allowed to be healed.
He probably has an Iron Man HUD from the gods that only he can see.
I love how after every hand gesture he does while "healing", he picks up his pen and draws more dollar signs on his clipboard.
Wow you're right. He's drawing dollar signs in the air!
He's writing his bill as he goes along.
"Waved hands... $100."
"Waved hands a bit more....$100."
"Wiggled thumb.... $25."
"Twitched right hand....$50."
@@Blackferret66 🤣
He's the guy in public everybody waves at!
“Money, money, money…mo-ney” - O’Jays, 1974
15:28 when healing from distance, it's incredibly important to wipe the healingness from your hands as to not contaminate the pen or clipboard
Lmao
I mean.. at 10:11 he DIDN'T wipe and the pen immediately stopped working
Notice he says “when an individual ALLOWS themselves” to be healed. This places the burden and blame on YOU if you’re not healed.
This is soooo evil psychology 😔
It is also called bullying and verbal abuse.
What a fucker
Holds himself not liable if someone is not healed !
@@jrm_music7229 you have been brainwashed by this bullshit he's spilling out in the video. He is soooo fake.
and to think she threw that diamond into the sea.
Im dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s been 84 years. And I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called the ship of Dreams. And it was, it really was.
She's in to get some healing so she can have her back blown out again for the first time in 84 years
Best comment in 84 years...
This guy is smart. Phrases such as “what people allow themselves to receive,” and “have a wonderful response,” imply that the effectiveness of the healing depends only on the patient.
Love that liability talk
Also reiterating "I did some healing" afterwards to emphasise all the work he put in.
@@SuperShayan4 lmao
It's the same tactics that a lot of religions use. The church I went to as a kid taught that God will basically give you whatever you want as long as you believe and are pure of heart.
So if you don't get what you want, it's all your fault for not being good enough.
@@derp195 Jesus what religion was this I grew up catholic christian. Catholicism is pretty cult like but I was raised more towards Christianity and if you can be a real Christian. Like no forcing religion on people. No judging, really no judging. Helping the weak. Leading the lost. Forgiveness I can say I believe in Christianity as far as a baseline to life. Guy in the sky and seas parting … eh
2.9 million views , that’s a lot of healing
“A sense of peace, a sense of love, a sense that someone is holding their wallet even though there is no longer anything in it…”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
A wave sensation! Like a push? No damn it! It's a wave! 🌊
Haha 😂 best comment yet
"a sense that the wallet is lighter than it was before"
He heals the wallet over the phone afterwards.
The “sanitary” paper towel over the face pillow is one of the more amazing things going on here.
Especially since the 'sanitary' paper towel roll has been rolling around on the floor and picking up god know's what...
@@chrish7975 😂😂
In Saul Shaye lore this is known as the PPT - Personal Paper Towel
Thought so too...🤷♀️
@@chrish7975 probably lots of essential oils 😆
This is one of the best comment sections on RUclips. No grammatical errors, every comment is pure comedy gold, everyone is sane. I love it. Also, my newest ASMR trigger seems to be shitty massages.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
@@Arany-Csillag Its a shite drink as well....even with a mixer.
@@Arany-Csillag doesn't have to melt them to weaken them.
@@Arany-Csillag It's also turning the frogs gay. 😉
You're healed.
Did anybody notice the mysterious movement of the kitchen roll at 30:31? The sense of love (or wave sensation) is undeniable.
USA 🇺🇸 - paper towels.
I love how he grabbed a fresh paper towel for the pillow from the roll that was on the floor... very professional high quality stuff
It's ironic how you still called it "fresh".
lol also when his cheap pen died at 10:13 he grabbed another. It was not even a "click" pen but them dollar store 10 count cap pens.
I guess it's part of the healing process...
Fake healing doesn’t pay what it use to.
It's 1 ply
Imagine a back rub and being hydrated making you feel better. This guy is magic.
I'm impressed by how quickly he can "tune in". Most quacks waive their hands for 30-60 seconds before they get anything. Not this guy. 1 to 2 seconds flat, and he has what he needs.
Time is money. If the person is gullible enough to show up and lie face down thinking they are being healed, they certainly wouldn't mind if the quack tunes in for 2 seconds or 20 mins.
*wave.
That's just the power of God working through him lol
@@CohesionAlp you could say the power of christ compels him?
Quack indeed.
The little hand movements during his “healing” are what really get me 😂
Indeed. But what the heck is muttering under his breath? Some kind of magic I guess?
It was Latin. Hes an ASMR excorsist.
Magic jazz hands.
Those are Usui Reishi Reiki symbols.
@@mrsmacca126 nah, hes struggling with an invisible ATM.
It's so cute how the older lady's outfit is so coordinated even with purple socks. 😄
Gotta look fly...
she’s like a big piece of lavender 😊❤️
She wanted a navy suit for war though
The fit fire!!!
Pearl lived purple
I like how he takes his notes so diligently as if he is going to lay in bed tonight with his glass of wine and review these notes to cure cancer, but not before his patient's next appointment of course.
It's just drawings of SpongeBob. Not good ones, either.
@@mywifesboyfriend5558 or it would say “milk, toilet paper, laundry detergent……….
@@rbtkng2438 Grapes. All that purple would make one want grapes.
1/32 of an inch! What an absolute unit.
0.78125 of a millimetre. That guy has laser focussed powers of measurement
That's what she said!
@@richardhayes5517 it's actually 0.79375
He said THREE QUARTERS OF INCH. Do you know what THREE QUARTERS mean?! Definitely NOT 1/32 rotfl
@@Gr3gorius, all right, Jesus, I know I'll make an awful carpenter. But I did know how to when I typed that and I do now as well, but I don't care that I mistyped a dumb comment a year ago and I'm arrogantly satisfied that I don't care now. Thank you for dying for my typo sins.
I love the shorter leg trick he brought over from this chiropractor days
Him trying to explain that them keeping their shoes on should make a difference in leg length makes absolutely no fucking sense. LMAO. If their shoes were worn out or damaged, would that not affect the length? ZERO SENSE. Him looking around the room while saying it to convey his diarrhoea of the mouth.
@@jjchaos2024🤣🤣🤣
@@jjchaos2024lol
I did some stealing from your wallet, I did some stealing from your checking account, I did some stealing from your savings account...
But most importantly he did some stealing...with my heart
Ha Ha that's great!!!
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*licks finger and flips page*
I also found a way to do some stealing from your vault, safety deposit box, and coin jar.
I did some stealing from your children’s bank accounts, I did some stealing from your grandchildren’s bank accounts. I did some stealing from your great grandchildren’s birthday card money...
I actually got here by accident, this was not what I was expecting...but I was indeed healed of my overthinking by reading the comments because 50% of me was laughing and the other 50% of me was calm.
As Thanos would say- "Perfectly Balanced. As all things should be." :)
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Well 90% of it ends thinking Bout the BS about 24 hours after watching the video.
When he is moving his hands he is actually working on a mental calculator trying to figure out how much to bill them
he is using a mental abacus
Lmfao.
OMG 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
“When people come back asking for a refund they find that I have either diminished or gone”
Usually within the first 24 hours after the healing
I love how he gives them a "run-down" of everything he did to them, just like a mechanic after a car service.
I balanced the emotional centers. 😒
@@henryburner oh yeah, nothing worse than having those emotional centres out of balance, it’s a real issue since lockdown, I just can’t get my body booked in to a healer to sort them out.
I’m just glad he sorted out that shortened leg, her tracking was way off and once she got up to speed she was pulling hard to the right.
@@mitchfromtheinternet297 You mean spiritual centers.
Yeah, just like a mechanic giving you the low down right before he says, now that's going to be $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ but the works not guaranteed.!!
The brief hand gestures followed by the note taking lmfaooo I CANNOT. This is a Tim and Eric skit come to life.
I MUST know what he’s writing...
I wonder if he bothers to do that when it's not being filmed 🤔
or does he just pull out a hip flask...
Not sure what hes writing, but it seems that he just keeps drawing a cross in the air with those hand gestures.
T&E do asmr would be hilarious and more than likely, really, really annoying.
He could at least put some effort into conning these people lol
"whatever the person is allowing themself to receive..." classic grift. it's YOUR fault if you don't actually heal.
He also fits in the disclaimer at the end when he says the patients body told him nothing else was needed, full healing has been provided.
Had the exact same reaction and cringe when I saw this vid for the very first time who knows how long ago. Thankfully can look past it a bit for the sake of the ASMR.
It's like he has pre written all his lines and have them checked by a lawyer. They are too conman-proof...
well, it's true.......
@@joevaghn457 uhhh, no, it isn't.
Con artists love to use these tricks to save their sorry ass.
If you want a good example just look at Kenneth Copeland and his empire. People tithe and he receives their money "in the name of God"(aka straight into his pocket) and tells them that their chances of getting healed are proportional to the frequency on which they tithe, as well as the quantity of money involved.
That's how he got that Gulfstream
50% of the time this type of healing works every time 🙏
1:28 Does anyone else love his clipboard work? The little tap to align the pen gets me everytime!
Me too, I rewind that over and over.
Yesssss
I love that it's painted in Italian colors and I love that he uses cheap ass Bic pens and uses the cap. Hmmm....I've said too much.
That’s not him aligning the pen.. that’s him dotting the exclamation points after the dollar signs
He’d honestly be lost without that clipboard!
Women's moisturizer: you need a separate cream for your right foot, left foot, torso, upper arms, lower arms...
Men's bodywash: 6:54
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lmao
That no-look tune at 1:47 gets me every time.
didn't notice it before, but holy shit that caught me off guard... made me laugh hard
It's all in the wrist.
😂 Tune
Ah ah ah ah
He didn’t even try on that one
This is definitely some of the best unintentional ASMR out there.
Why do we still have COVID-19 if this guy is still alive?
Because he does SOME healing.......some.
Maybe we don't...
@dancing sunshine just didnt want it enough.
He offered, but we turned him down for unemployment and a stimulus check, instead.
The one thing we should all appreciate with this video is the incredible mic placement, and balance in the audio levels. Just fantastic work. It’s sounds wonderful!
A totally under-appreciated art form.
You mean at 5:54?
The sound guy just keeps cranking up the gain on that board.
I admire Purple's dedication to Katherine
I’m healing gonna do some purple second, and tune out to get some 50%
I did some plenty of water, 32nd of a wonderful response ✌️
@@jakehandley3366 😆
🤣🤣
All together now...
'Start wearing purple, wearing purple
Start wearing purple for me now
All your sanity and wits, they will all vanish
I promise, it's just a matter of time…'
~Gogol Bordello
Purple is the new purple
You know, your average healer won't even bother to check the spiritual centers these days. But this guy even checks your leg length?! He's a class act!
This comment section is the funniest thing on RUclips....I'm supposed to be relaxing but all I'm doing is stifling giggles and hoping my husband doesn't wake up and ask me what I'm doing???
Same here 😂
Exactly the same
ASMR comment threads are always fantastic. Love this crowd
The comments are hilarious, you should also check out the esoteric healing videos comments 🤣🤣🤣 ruclips.net/video/RR08bMCrPaA/видео.html
@@nitrousvxrevamped128 🤣 I've been over there, does not disappoint.
It's 6.18am here, haven't been able to sleep.. now I'm crying with laughter at the comments instead of listening to this to help me sleep 🤣🤣
We’ve fallen into a dangerous loop my fellow non sleeper lol
@@jb1nk225 We sure have 🤣
Same rn
5am here lol
The comment sections on this channel in general are gold, and this one exceptionally so. I can relate, I have also laughed so hard I've had tears rolling down my cheeks.
His voice sounds like it smells of cigarettes and coffee
I think there would be a fair whiff of booze of him too, cheap brandy I imagine.
Vic Morrow
Synesthesia
@@reving19 gee, that’s a rare reference. Well done.
@@reving19 wow, a combat! reference, don’t see those often on here
He has to be the greatest doctor ever lived. He can even cure vertigo just like that.
As a professional leg lengtherer myself I have to say that was excellent lengthening. 👌
honored to have a professional length lengthener stop by to discuss lengthening!
@Rob Wood that wasn't a leg...
As a leg lengthener myself, I must say I am royally pissed! This man is a fraud. He stole my lengthening technique when we shared a cell in jail!
@@JoeShmoe376 Im sorry what ?
I'm already content with my height, but I wonder. Do you know any muscle strengtener? My hands' quite weak.
Not gonna lie, when I'm hungover I sometimes watch this man and imagine he's healing my hangover... Doesn't work but it stops the writhes temporarily!
All of us laughing at the people believing this stuff. But here we are, at night with this on loop receiving the healing.
we had a wonderful response!
Gettin jazzy with it in July 2021 and counting! 🙌👐🤲👏🙇♀️
Difference is we are not spending money on this stuff, like the clients in the video.
@@bcor4219 i think this all BS but i would pay to try this or nutritional response testing for the asmr tingles (and by pay i mean like 5 bucks)
The more dubious the practice, the more ASMR I get.
I come here to relax and sleep but I end up laughing my ass off for 20 minutes reading these comments omg you all rock ❤
Have a wonderful response! 🏦 your bank checking account is now set to auto pay, 1x per mo.
I get bored with an asmr after 1-2 times but this one I keep coming back to. His clipboard scribble noises and voice is just great. Grandmas purpleness is soothing too 😭
Purpleness! 😄
your leg was a quarter of an inch shorter, anyhow, I did some healing with your immune system
LMAO!
Drink lots of water and have a great response!
🤣😂👌👌🤣🤣😂😂👌👌👌
Don't forget the mental body
Some healing, but not all, just some
“Thing like heat, tingling, a sense of peace”
The ASMR is growing sentience and self awareness, we are behind the look glass here people.