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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @icycol
    @icycol  2 года назад +8514

    The West Nile virus isn’t new, just new to the us this year! To make the clarification, sorry for the confusion!

    • @emptyspace6006
      @emptyspace6006 2 года назад +108

      is ok thanks for clarifying

    • @fortress61
      @fortress61 2 года назад +250

      it isn't even new to the U.S.A. it has been in the southeast for idk how long ?decades easlly?

    • @ezmoney5087
      @ezmoney5087 2 года назад +45

      I was gonna say , I Heard of it a few years ago

    • @zenvio
      @zenvio 2 года назад +59

      now that is why I don’t go outside 😁

    • @braiananguiano6624
      @braiananguiano6624 2 года назад +9

      Phew

  • @doom522
    @doom522 2 года назад +9381

    "Saturn's ring will soon be gone"
    "In 100 million years"

    • @L14M_
      @L14M_ 2 года назад +750

      That’s like a blink of an eye for the galaxy

    • @melonman2692
      @melonman2692 2 года назад +473

      @@L14M_ yeah but not for me

    • @parisgorospe7709
      @parisgorospe7709 2 года назад +64

      Saturn ring is not rock
      Its ice

    • @ChickNnugg3t
      @ChickNnugg3t 2 года назад +43

      @@L14M_ yeah, but I'd be dead by then

    • @L14M_
      @L14M_ 2 года назад +17

      @@ChickNnugg3t I missed the part where that’s my problem :)

  • @greatYTaddanothergoofyfeature
    @greatYTaddanothergoofyfeature 2 года назад +3337

    Everyone in business suit:it's gru'ing time!
    Theater manager:are you sure about that?

    • @justagamer1308
      @justagamer1308 2 года назад +7

      mrbeast video

    • @The_Gamnan77
      @The_Gamnan77 2 года назад +59

      Theater manager: uhm sir please don't wear fine distinguished clothing just to watch a "kids movie" 🤓

    • @bokscyclone7341
      @bokscyclone7341 2 года назад +8

      I guess they'll just have to use jumpsuits now

    • @Juustoboi3
      @Juustoboi3 2 года назад +16

      @@The_Gamnan77
      The people in suits: "Actually, Minions: Rise of Gru is a movie for all ages."
      🧔🧔🧔🧔🧔🧔
      👔👔👔👔👔👔

    • @kingofsigma3455
      @kingofsigma3455 2 года назад +12

      @@The_Gamnan77 people are throwing bananas at the screen that can destroy the screen and people are disturbing the whole theater.

  • @bryantbarca2796
    @bryantbarca2796 2 года назад +826

    “Veryyyy veryyyy soon”…
    “In the next 100 million yearsssss”

    • @lloydlloyd3236
      @lloydlloyd3236 2 года назад +21

      That's soon for space but why would we care none of our descendants will be alive then

    • @Kakashi___Hatake
      @Kakashi___Hatake 2 года назад +1

      That's why you should learn relativity theory

    • @Chickensoup73
      @Chickensoup73 2 года назад +6

      What you really thought that it can lose its ring in a few days????

    • @Mawgoesdeedee
      @Mawgoesdeedee 2 года назад +2

      But that's soon enough for the universe, it is 13.7 billion years old after all

    • @janielrussell9519
      @janielrussell9519 Год назад +1

      Yo if we're still alive by that time then it would be awesome cuz we'd see the Earth with rings

  • @Edwynncuh
    @Edwynncuh Год назад +229

    “What would you do?”
    Exact same shit bro💀

  • @josboitlung6945
    @josboitlung6945 2 года назад +810

    "Saturn's rings will be gone in about 100million years from now"This is because of Saturn's moons, Saturn's moons are orbiting Saturn one inside and one outside,thise two moon's gravitational pull on the rings are getting weaker and weaker every 1 year.

    • @zaken_bacon5
      @zaken_bacon5 2 года назад +5

      Didn't ask

    • @bono622
      @bono622 2 года назад +26

      Thanks! I accidentaly restarted the video, so i couldnt see this part

    • @spacewalk3046
      @spacewalk3046 2 года назад +30

      @@zaken_bacon5 shut

    • @leeknowsvvife
      @leeknowsvvife 2 года назад +16

      @@zaken_bacon5then why did you read the entire comment when its quite obviously kind of big?

    • @Messithegoat-hv7rk
      @Messithegoat-hv7rk 2 года назад +2

      @Putra Harish Gadiel ohhhhhh omg what a roast ohhhhh

  • @mario_277
    @mario_277 2 года назад +441

    "2022 just got even crazier"
    "Him talking about what will happen after 100 million years"
    Me: ☠

  • @quandaledingle9241
    @quandaledingle9241 2 года назад +336

    *Me seeing 4 mosquito bites on my leg*
    IM DYING

    • @fekriismail3927
      @fekriismail3927 2 года назад +7

      Noice me like 7 the last month

    • @unusedaccount734
      @unusedaccount734 Год назад +2

      @@fekriismail3927 bruh I was in Guatemala for a month and I had like 22+ 😭

    • @gaygurlc5487
      @gaygurlc5487 Год назад +1

      Bruh I have one on my thigh

    • @Material23110
      @Material23110 Год назад +1

      @@unusedaccount734 I was having 45+ mosquito bites In my leg

    • @unusedaccount734
      @unusedaccount734 Год назад +1

      @@Material23110 i couldn’t stop scratching for even 5 seconds

  • @Colts08
    @Colts08 Год назад +340

    "Saturns ring is fading FAST"
    "In 100 million years"
    *insert 'you didn't have to cut me off' here*

    • @XerTaaL
      @XerTaaL Год назад +7

      life took 4 billion years to get to us tho so thats pretty small in a space timescale

    • @ayesharelia9471
      @ayesharelia9471 Год назад

      I feel powerful being ur 110th like 😮

    • @rylancanmakemoorepuns1753
      @rylancanmakemoorepuns1753 Год назад

      ​@@XerTaaLI know, but humanity is likely to die off way before then.

    • @Theboredgod
      @Theboredgod Год назад +1

      100 million years is actually tiny when you realize all of the planets are billions upon billions of years old

    • @Concrete_isbetterthenbrick
      @Concrete_isbetterthenbrick 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@TheboredgodAre we planets though? For us 1 million years is a huge amount of time, like a huge amount of time.

  • @raritystelli
    @raritystelli 2 года назад +388

    Him "Saturn is losing its rings fast!"
    Also him: "In the next 100 million years they'll be completely gone"

    • @underestimated4500
      @underestimated4500 2 года назад +11

      That's pretty fast in space

    • @danicflores3650
      @danicflores3650 2 года назад +1

      @@underestimated4500 right

    • @justsomeguy.9829
      @justsomeguy.9829 2 года назад

      @@danicflores3650 You are clearly dumb and don't understand time perception (or something a long those lines)

    • @justmeandmyanimations3526
      @justmeandmyanimations3526 2 года назад

      @@underestimated4500 yeah we know it's just that 100 years is pretty slow

    • @somerandomguy4766
      @somerandomguy4766 2 года назад +1

      Pretty sure by then we'll be milkdromeda

  • @derekrobertson60388
    @derekrobertson60388 2 года назад +1369

    Imagine the FBI going into a movie theater to investigate a crime and then be told they can’t come in because they’re wearing suits

    • @justinbailey4883
      @justinbailey4883 2 года назад +1

      ya cant trust the FBI ANYMORE EVEN INVESTIGATING ANYTHING AT MOVIE THEATER!!

    • @TehPesky
      @TehPesky 2 года назад

      But they are the fbi they can literally arrest them if they try to kick them out

    • @cosmaraniax1672
      @cosmaraniax1672 2 года назад +1

      @숯 캋 Evellyn_____🇨🇦 Most random thing i have seen.

    • @Ryu1478
      @Ryu1478 2 года назад +5

      Ye lol

    • @no-mo6qj
      @no-mo6qj 2 года назад +4

      They will show their warrant then

  • @YouGotNo_maidens
    @YouGotNo_maidens 2 года назад +386

    “Saturns rings will totally be gone in a million years”
    Jupiter who used to have rings that are almost gone or invisible: first time?

    • @greatYTaddanothergoofyfeature
      @greatYTaddanothergoofyfeature 2 года назад

      @숯 캋 Evellyn_____🇨🇦 no wonder why your mom is 6 feet under the surface

    • @Pumpkinn669
      @Pumpkinn669 2 года назад

      What about Neptune? Or is the fact that Neptune has rings is false?

    • @Sauced_Egg
      @Sauced_Egg 2 года назад

      It will look like a floating testicle in space

    • @FfersBetter
      @FfersBetter 2 года назад +1

      @@Pumpkinn669 true but they're fainter than uranus and saturn rings

    • @debashishsingha6122
      @debashishsingha6122 2 года назад +1

      @卐 fr XD

  • @vvli.
    @vvli. Год назад +18

    Everyone in 100 million years; “ Can you believe Saturn had RINGS?! ”

  • @viciousbee2734
    @viciousbee2734 2 года назад +418

    "Saturn is losing its ring fast, it will be gone in about 100M years"
    *Fast i see*

    • @siesta3002
      @siesta3002 2 года назад +5

      Yes very very soon

    • @TopHatFox
      @TopHatFox 2 года назад +10

      Kid me when I find out saturn will lose its ring in 100m years: 😨😰😭😭😱😢😥🥲☹️

    • @catrionamcginty4590
      @catrionamcginty4590 2 года назад +2

      So so so so fast

    • @WACE-1
      @WACE-1 2 года назад +1

      100M years is like 1 second for the universe

    • @TopHatFox
      @TopHatFox 2 года назад +2

      @@WACE-1 we're humans tho

  • @itsavocado6944
    @itsavocado6944 2 года назад +475

    "It could cause paralysis or even death."
    Alright I'm never going outside again.

    • @Orange_Arrow1
      @Orange_Arrow1 2 года назад +12

      Wait is the mosquito one true

    • @project__insanity
      @project__insanity 2 года назад +13

      @@Orange_Arrow1 yes, it is.

    • @thebasketballgoat
      @thebasketballgoat 2 года назад +15

      @@project__insanity It is has been around for a while in America actually and it's very rare

    • @Orange_Arrow1
      @Orange_Arrow1 2 года назад +15

      @@project__insanity ahhhhhhhhhhhh im going to die i don't wanna die in to young

    • @nutterbutt
      @nutterbutt 2 года назад

      Bro that fact fr just made me paranoid to go outside, bro the earth gonna end soon 😭
      Nuclear war probably about to happen
      A virus
      MONKEYPOX?!
      a mosquito virus.
      Good grief can we catch a break?!

  • @AdorinCats
    @AdorinCats Год назад +90

    Him : "Fast"
    Also him: 100m years

    • @xklotsj
      @xklotsj Год назад +5

      That's really fast for a planet to lose it's rings

    • @Omenyos
      @Omenyos Год назад +1

      ​@@xklotsj its like 1 day 😢 poor saturn, he will be called Sajupner after thoose years...

  • @luznoceda811
    @luznoceda811 2 года назад +645

    "Earth will also have rings like Saturn"
    So basically Earth is getting married

    • @bokuwa-tobi6194
      @bokuwa-tobi6194 2 года назад +36

      Moon is gon Marry Earth

    • @luznoceda811
      @luznoceda811 2 года назад +22

      @@bokuwa-tobi6194 finally! We've waited way too long

    • @bokuwa-tobi6194
      @bokuwa-tobi6194 2 года назад +12

      @@luznoceda811 This is the time we been waitin for!

    • @luznoceda811
      @luznoceda811 2 года назад +11

      @@bokuwa-tobi6194 hopefully the wedding doesn't take as long

    • @GPK_Lunar123
      @GPK_Lunar123 2 года назад +1

      SUS

  • @Bullgoat
    @Bullgoat 2 года назад +298

    "Saturns rings will be gone!"
    Woah, can't wait to be there when it happens

    • @user-xk1zl7lj8v
      @user-xk1zl7lj8v 2 года назад +12

      "In 100 million" 💀💀💀

    • @dyasoon
      @dyasoon 2 года назад +17

      @@user-xk1zl7lj8v "losing it's rings very quickly" 💀

    • @potatoguy5428
      @potatoguy5428 2 года назад +3

      Nooooi my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandchildren won't see Saturn with rings 😔

    • @GoofabiIity
      @GoofabiIity 2 года назад +1

      First of how does he know this does he get it off online?

    • @StoleSomeCookies
      @StoleSomeCookies 2 года назад +1

      @@potatoguy5428 And that's just around 800 years of grandchildren

  • @skyisjustmefr
    @skyisjustmefr 2 года назад +96

    "There's a new virus"
    Covid: I guess I am forgotten now

    • @fatherofcovidxijingping516
      @fatherofcovidxijingping516 2 года назад +2

      No

    • @Guest-qm8mi
      @Guest-qm8mi 2 года назад +2

      Yes who cares about it (its a joke)

    • @blizzard1198
      @blizzard1198 2 года назад

      I mean it really has people don't talk about it as much and really do not care espacially when those vaccines came

    • @GUSHERSTheThird
      @GUSHERSTheThird 2 года назад

      Same is gonna happen wit monkey pox

    • @Luminal_spxces
      @Luminal_spxces 2 года назад

      @@fatherofcovidxijingping516 you missed the joke nerd🤓

  • @amiamira2820
    @amiamira2820 Год назад +11

    “A new mosquito virus”
    My head: yellow fever😨

    • @KoId.
      @KoId. Год назад +1

      New?

  • @R.O.D.08
    @R.O.D.08 2 года назад +434

    Saturn: I'm divorcing him...
    "Who?"
    Saturn: my rings.. I can't do it anymore I want a Divorce!

  • @nessymoon1783
    @nessymoon1783 2 года назад +289

    "losing it's rings fast"
    "Next 100 million years"

    • @_Squeaks
      @_Squeaks 2 года назад +2

      Wow that's fast

    • @dwvex4435
      @dwvex4435 2 года назад +4

      That's fast. It really fast in space time

    • @mazz12292
      @mazz12292 2 года назад

      Give the credits to doom for its comments

    • @nessymoon1783
      @nessymoon1783 2 года назад

      @@mazz12292 What, I thought of it myself plus it's a pretty simple comment anyone could think of

    • @nessymoon1783
      @nessymoon1783 2 года назад +1

      @@dwvex4435 no it's not lmao the universe will be like 13.8 billion years old when it happens, that 0.1 is no small amount

  • @SoulVoid5016
    @SoulVoid5016 2 года назад +239

    *Earth casually stealing Saturn's ring*

    • @-zaz
      @-zaz 2 года назад +6

      💀

    • @atomsander8636
      @atomsander8636 2 года назад +14

      They got a divorce

    • @buvvrski
      @buvvrski 2 года назад +7

      As a person who studies things from the ISS all the way over to interstellar space I can confirm Earth told mom it's his turn with the rings.

    • @HarshestTheNerd
      @HarshestTheNerd 2 года назад +2

      @@buvvrski xD

    • @theguywhoasked7002
      @theguywhoasked7002 2 года назад

      Satern was cheating 😢

  • @scotiancoast4498
    @scotiancoast4498 Год назад +14

    A guy my brother used to work with was supposed to get a check for $1400 but was paid $14,000 instead. He quit his job that day and the company didn't find out about the money for over a month later lol. Wish that would happen to me.

  • @BungaIsKool
    @BungaIsKool 2 года назад +216

    “In the next 100 million years” oh sh*t that’s pretty soon

    • @Reptileoid
      @Reptileoid 2 года назад +6

      For the galaxy yes

    • @keshavsharma3940
      @keshavsharma3940 2 года назад +2

      It's cause of 2022

    • @henryplayzpokemongo3703
      @henryplayzpokemongo3703 2 года назад +1

      Yea that's definitely soon

    • @_Squeaks
      @_Squeaks 2 года назад +2

      Oh shit that's fast

    • @benson_iguess
      @benson_iguess 2 года назад +3

      When you compare it to the scientific guess of the age of the universe (13.9-14.5 Billion years) its not that long.

  • @adoreqween6387
    @adoreqween6387 2 года назад +614

    *3096 just got even crazier*
    Edit: this is just a joke
    Edit 2: What is going on in the comments? 0_o

    • @Caramel1zed
      @Caramel1zed Год назад +3

      "Bruhhh this is 3096 not 2022 "" ---- just got even crazier"" is way too old"

    • @cha_hoe
      @cha_hoe Год назад +2

      we probably won’t exist by then lol

    • @chloeeig
      @chloeeig Год назад +5

      @@cha_hoe probably

    • @awabayman8205
      @awabayman8205 Год назад +1

      @@chloeeig 💀💀💀

    • @visitor-x
      @visitor-x Год назад +2

      @@chloeeig Yes probably i dont think i will die cause i have never died once soo i have pretty high hopes

  • @x.6083
    @x.6083 Год назад +378

    Saturn is getting a divorce and we’re taking Saturns man

    • @ilabjihyo2336
      @ilabjihyo2336 Год назад +12

      Underrated comment

    • @Chickenmuncher5000
      @Chickenmuncher5000 Год назад +8

      That’s what I said ! Except that last part of us taking Saturn’s man

    • @Enbyslut
      @Enbyslut Год назад +1

      I said something similar 😂

    • @iu5511
      @iu5511 Год назад

      Underrated 🤣

    • @charli6974
      @charli6974 Год назад

      XDXDXD ♡♡♡♡ THIS MADE MY DAY ♡♡♡♡♡

  • @racheledwards2344
    @racheledwards2344 Год назад +5

    As someone who managers a movie theater, people in suits were not banned. It was the teenagers in suits. They were setting off stink bombs inside the theaters and damaging property.

  • @RavioliWasTaken
    @RavioliWasTaken 2 года назад +18

    The tuxedo ban is really stupid. It's just tuxedos. It's not like they are bringing guns or anything. It's just clothing.

    • @shadowkun1294
      @shadowkun1294 2 года назад +1

      Tbh i agree with you on it, you gotta be fancy on a fancy movie

    • @exotic_hufflepuff
      @exotic_hufflepuff 2 года назад +1

      Yeah that is stupid to ban tuxedos

    • @OddityPlayrooms
      @OddityPlayrooms 2 года назад +2

      I agree like? Sure it’s a little annoying I guess but it’s legit not hurting anyone

  • @fnfgaming-um7uy
    @fnfgaming-um7uy 2 года назад +60

    “Earth, give me my ring back!”
    “Sorry Saturn, Finders, Keepers.”

    • @not7438
      @not7438 2 года назад +1

      But Saturn found Them first

    • @leebansuldan9778
      @leebansuldan9778 2 года назад +1

      @@not7438 It's a joke, earth and satarn can't talk.

  • @gabdom
    @gabdom 2 года назад +91

    I like how earth is like "MOM SAID ITS MY TURN WITH THE RINGS"

    • @supersid1350
      @supersid1350 Год назад +2

      Ikr
      Edit:I was looking for a comment like this in like there's got to be a comment about the rings

    • @melxdiqueart
      @melxdiqueart Год назад +2

      Lol

  • @johnleek8494
    @johnleek8494 Год назад +16

    ''im 100 million years saturns rings will fully be gone.''' me:okay? ill be dead in 100 million years-

    • @VeryCrazy.
      @VeryCrazy. Год назад +1

      7 yo old me:
      Nah Im not gonna let that slide.
      -me, moral of the story, don’t let it slide. Have that 7 yo mindset.

  • @Ultradude-real
    @Ultradude-real 2 года назад +202

    "The rings of Saturn are disappearing quickly!"
    10 thousand years later:
    Rings: HA TAKE THAT LOSERS IM STILL HERE
    edit: ayo how do i get some many likes

    • @delaPortilla
      @delaPortilla 2 года назад +3

      50 thousand years later:
      Rings: EVEN THOUGH I'M DISAPPEARING YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SEE ME OLD GENERATION

    • @parakeetbudgie
      @parakeetbudgie 2 года назад

      100 million years later: rings: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *reduced to atoms*

  • @kimnam-joon8271
    @kimnam-joon8271 2 года назад +89

    "Saturn's rings will be gone in the next 100 million years"
    So no one watching this will even see it 😭

    • @blizzard1198
      @blizzard1198 2 года назад

      That's good I don't wanna see a beutiful planet lose it's rings if humanity is alive in 100million years imagine how they will feel not being able to see Saturn in all its beauty with its rings

    • @PR1NC345
      @PR1NC345 2 года назад

      Yea but I think everyone knw that

  • @水野由結
    @水野由結 2 года назад +691

    "Saturn's rings will be gone in about 100 million years"
    *me freaking out now*
    Edit: thank you guys for the likes

    • @destiny_of_blessing
      @destiny_of_blessing 2 года назад +13

      💀

    • @yejiismygirlfriend6974
      @yejiismygirlfriend6974 2 года назад +1

      Bro now I am 😱😰scared

    • @popcat2978
      @popcat2978 2 года назад +5

      Dude we are already ded in like 70 more years 💀

    • @水野由結
      @水野由結 2 года назад

      @@popcat2978 ik it’s a joke 💀

    • @sovietunion617
      @sovietunion617 2 года назад

      @Tomáš Žák you dont know anything about space actually cause it actually will dissapear in around 100 million years or 120

  • @unoriginalperson3277
    @unoriginalperson3277 Год назад +4

    “Saturn is losing its rings fast”
    Me: 😮
    “In 100 million years the-“
    Me: 😐

  • @robluec1425
    @robluec1425 2 года назад +63

    Him: Saturn’s rings are disappearing fast
    Also him: they will all be gone in 100 million years

    • @stewploiser
      @stewploiser 2 года назад

      Its very fast for a celestial body, idk how accurate it is tho.

    • @aryox2385
      @aryox2385 2 года назад

      @@stewploiser fr

  • @ThisIsAnAbandonedAccountLol
    @ThisIsAnAbandonedAccountLol 2 года назад +137

    "Earth will have rings like Saturn"
    Me: sad that im dead before that happens

    • @ItsJustTris123
      @ItsJustTris123 2 года назад +1

      Ikr that gonna look dope

    • @Frappe__1
      @Frappe__1 2 года назад

      When u don't know the future, but say ur gonna die:

    • @VorteX_SH
      @VorteX_SH 2 года назад

      It's gonna happen if moon comes towards earth, It wouldn't crash but break apart after a distance in space and form rings for earth

  • @user-pl5eo4vw6q
    @user-pl5eo4vw6q 2 года назад +275

    Earth really said : GIMME YO RINGS B!TCH
    SATURN:NOOOooOoOOOoø
    Edit 1: this is the most likes I ever got thx!

    • @trisr541
      @trisr541 2 года назад +9

      Nah Saturn put rings on Earth

    • @hi-hu5xj
      @hi-hu5xj 2 года назад +8

      Ayo Saturn got divorced and earth finna get married

    • @arvincepimentel4301
      @arvincepimentel4301 2 года назад +3

      LOLL🤣

    • @tealnoise
      @tealnoise 2 года назад +1

      bruh why did u have to thank for likes

    • @user-pl5eo4vw6q
      @user-pl5eo4vw6q 2 года назад +1

      @@tealnoise and this is exactly no likes

  • @FireBeastMode
    @FireBeastMode Год назад +2

    The minions thing was banned because it was disturbing the other theaters

  • @lemonspy9454
    @lemonspy9454 Год назад +158

    Him : Saturn is losing its rings fast
    Also him : in the next 100 million years
    Me : 😑

    • @lilydodd8015
      @lilydodd8015 Год назад +3

      Same lol

    • @LiQuiDFaiTh2418
      @LiQuiDFaiTh2418 Год назад +1

      In comparison, 100,000,000 years is a tiny amount of time compared to the actual age of saturn (4.5 billion years)

    • @Letricia29
      @Letricia29 Год назад +1

      us not gonna be alive at that time 💀

    • @ramanujan4068
      @ramanujan4068 Год назад

      @@Letricia29 we'd be

    • @GonpachiroKamaboko-660
      @GonpachiroKamaboko-660 Год назад

      Comparatively that is REAAALLLLYYYY
      Fast in Universal Time

  • @Freakyofficialbob
    @Freakyofficialbob 2 года назад +199

    Saturn: I have natural rings
    Earth: uh.. ya me to

  • @justpelgrim8965
    @justpelgrim8965 2 года назад +230

    Saturn isn't losing it's ring,it's just giving it to earth... What a nice couple♥️♥️♥️
    🌍 ♥️ Saturn
    Edit: 126 LIKES YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL FOR THAT THANK YOU!!

  • @Brightest_Rayyy
    @Brightest_Rayyy Год назад +4

    “Saturns rings will be gone….”
    My dumb self: *”WAIT SATURNS GETTING A DIVORCE?”*

  • @gc8568
    @gc8568 2 года назад +45

    “Saturns rings will be gone in 100 Million years”
    I missed the part where that’s my problem

    • @Cortez_bass
      @Cortez_bass 2 года назад

      @Dolores Madrigal👂🏽 emo Brocken 🤤😭😏🤤🧐🧐🤤😮🥳👆🥺🤩😃😍😍😄

  • @Euphoriq_.
    @Euphoriq_. Год назад +78

    Me : **gets bitten by a mosquito**
    Also me : *oh shucks, looks like I’ll be with the angels soon*

  • @donnopsa
    @donnopsa 2 года назад +179

    Bruh how can I be aware of mosquitoes? They're everywhere...

    • @artimator4714
      @artimator4714 2 года назад

      oof

    • @douglasodane18
      @douglasodane18 2 года назад +5

      Mad respect for the person who take the pic of that mosquito biting him/her for research.

    • @ruinthuessia1078
      @ruinthuessia1078 2 года назад +6

      @@douglasodane18 I'm pretty sure that vid wasn't about the virus, it was like released years ago
      It was just a video about a mosquito exploding because it sucked too many blood

    • @koyanong3412
      @koyanong3412 Год назад

      Lmao they just give you fever but there is a chance of death and in india amd nepal its spreading and its called dengu my friends are also a victim but few already recovered

    • @hamplyons8794
      @hamplyons8794 Год назад

      @@ruinthuessia1078 I hope so.

  • @jodie3144
    @jodie3144 Год назад +1

    He said'100 million years' like thats less than a lifetime.😂😂😂 We love to see it! Keep up the good work!

  • @vannessacastro2445
    @vannessacastro2445 2 года назад +61

    "Saturn's rings are disappearing fast"
    "Will be gone in about *100 million years* "
    what tf

    • @Oak_Tree_
      @Oak_Tree_ 2 года назад +9

      That's actually quite quick compared to the universe's age and how old it's going to be.

    • @vannessacastro2445
      @vannessacastro2445 2 года назад +2

      @@Oak_Tree_ But in human time? That's not happening ANY TIME soon.

    • @Oak_Tree_
      @Oak_Tree_ 2 года назад +1

      @@vannessacastro2445 yes in our perspective it's not gonna happen in a million years

    • @Archives789
      @Archives789 2 года назад +1

      It's usually like supposed to be longer than that, example 1 trillion years
      That's why they say it's disappearing fast

    • @Oak_Tree_
      @Oak_Tree_ 2 года назад

      @@Archives789 ye

  • @lakshyajoshi9686
    @lakshyajoshi9686 2 года назад +6

    That guy vanished faster than my dad after I bought a house from his credit card.

  • @iamahandsomefella
    @iamahandsomefella 2 года назад +12

    *100 million years later*
    Saturn: WHO TOOK MY RING?!
    earth: me😁

    • @SeigeGoat
      @SeigeGoat 2 года назад +1

      Meanwhile moon:😶

  • @sarah_grace458
    @sarah_grace458 Год назад +3

    In fact, in the next 100 million years I will not be alive.

  • @AB-xx6gy
    @AB-xx6gy 2 года назад +58

    "mom said its my turn on the rings, saturn"

  • @_harmeowny_
    @_harmeowny_ Год назад +185

    Oh man 2020 season 4 boutta be crazy💀💀

    • @harrypineapple9661
      @harrypineapple9661 Год назад +6

      Underrated comment

    • @picklepoopo687
      @picklepoopo687 Год назад +4

      LMAOO

    • @Boif1n
      @Boif1n Год назад +1

      bro people be thinking covid started in 2019, its stupid, absolutely stupid

    • @KellyUnicorn42
      @KellyUnicorn42 Год назад +5

      @@Boif1n it was in 19 it’s called covid 19 cause of it, it was announced in early 2020

    • @R3_En3zyProd
      @R3_En3zyProd Год назад

      Really can't wait for season 5 bro i heard they gon be growing people in labs in that season

  • @manmeet5669
    @manmeet5669 2 года назад +8

    Ig whoever put a ring on Saturn wants a divorce …

    • @THSTAT_
      @THSTAT_ 2 года назад +1

      ig there taking off the ring

  • @gamertube1991
    @gamertube1991 Год назад +3

    I love how he always starts his shorts with filling up a cup of water. 😂😂😂

  • @V3CNASCURS33
    @V3CNASCURS33 2 года назад +10

    “Fast” “100 million years”

  • @tjrember
    @tjrember 2 года назад +5

    cinemas are partypoopers, literally no fucking theater wants you to have fun before the movie

  • @Observer_1011
    @Observer_1011 2 года назад +7

    "A new mosquito virus is spreading across America"
    "F**ck me!"

    • @JRN4321
      @JRN4321 2 года назад

      At this point why not just 🔪me👨🏻

    • @YourNumber1Swiftie
      @YourNumber1Swiftie 2 года назад

      Exactly what I said F IT

  • @what848
    @what848 Год назад +1

    "finally saturn losing its rings so fast"
    "In 100million years" _bruh_

  • @aery2053
    @aery2053 2 года назад +48

    Saturn: Oh no im losing my beautiful Ring
    Earth: *Pulls out a reverse card*
    Edit: Thanks for the likes

  • @ethanmercer814
    @ethanmercer814 2 года назад +10

    Guys Saturns losing its rings really fast there going to be gone in the next 100million years that’s right around the corner!😂

    • @deeworldz5086
      @deeworldz5086 2 года назад

      😂😂 stupid (not you)

    • @TheRealJeffBezos66
      @TheRealJeffBezos66 2 года назад +1

      NOOO!!! That’s so soon!!!!

    • @Unknown12874
      @Unknown12874 2 года назад

      That’s really soon thinking about how slow space is. It won’t effect us but it’s still quite sad

  • @that_animefreak221
    @that_animefreak221 2 года назад +8

    Not me having like 14 mosquito bites..

  • @YuriiX_78
    @YuriiX_78 Год назад +1

    That mosquito got me scared lol😂

  • @Crafterkid12
    @Crafterkid12 2 года назад +8

    Fast: '100million years'

    • @PlumbWings66768
      @PlumbWings66768 2 года назад

      Yeah, the universe is 13.4B years old, 100 million is very young to the age of space objects

    • @teawhy3319
      @teawhy3319 2 года назад

      But he said FAST I thought probably like in a month or at most a year

  • @cherryb10ssom
    @cherryb10ssom 2 года назад +106

    a new mosquito virus..
    me: **le gasp**
    in america
    me: **le sigh of relief**

  • @lutimstrickshots9253
    @lutimstrickshots9253 2 года назад +20

    Him: "Saturn is losing its rings FAST"
    Also him: "...in the next 100 million years..."

  • @x_rseypsey_x9813
    @x_rseypsey_x9813 Год назад +3

    “Saturn is loosing rings FAST.”
    “Only in one hundred million years will they be gone”

  • @xoolyizhim
    @xoolyizhim 2 года назад +9

    Him - “Saturn is losing its rings FAST!”
    Also him - “scientists expect them to be completely gone in 100 million years” 😹

  • @DizzyGrave
    @DizzyGrave 2 года назад +5

    Bro. I'm not gonna be here in 100 million years.

  • @milanoboy9526
    @milanoboy9526 2 года назад +10

    "SATURN IS LOSING ITS RING FAST"
    "IN 100 MILLION YEARS IT WILL DISSAPEAR"
    Me:"Well thats fast"

    • @tails2710
      @tails2710 2 года назад

      In terms of space it is

    • @tails2710
      @tails2710 2 года назад

      Cus the universe is 13 billion year old and it took earth 3 billion to form

    • @tails2710
      @tails2710 2 года назад

      I think

  • @4-3-23
    @4-3-23 Год назад +2

    Saturn: "Im sorry you slept with my man?"
    Earth: "Im sorry baby but you know im the center of attention."
    Saturn: "Baby i know you did not just say that to me-"
    Earth: "Yes I did boo what you finna do?"
    Saturn: "Boo? Who you callin boo? Take em he cheated on me with mars anyway ill get the divorce papers."
    Uranus: "Baby im sorry give me another chance im sorry..."
    Saturn: "Baby you know im an independent smart woman, plus your named after a butthole."
    Uranus: "Right....give me back that ring then-"
    Saturn: "oh the 5 CARAT BEAUTIFUL PRESTIGIOUS RING? Hun I sold it thanks for the 50k I finna book a flight to the damn galaxy-"
    Saturn: "Bye boo"
    Edit: I put 5k and I meant to put 50k so yeah💀

  • @SunlitFlower
    @SunlitFlower 2 года назад +6

    "Saturn's rings are disappearing and fast!"
    "In 100 million years "

    • @Coolkid99880
      @Coolkid99880 2 года назад

      I mean that’s fast in space time

    • @abc-jz5yq
      @abc-jz5yq 2 года назад

      If you were in a black hole, thats like less than a millisecond

    • @izero_
      @izero_ 2 года назад

      It's fast in terms of the universe and the rings are big

  • @SamudrarajOfficial
    @SamudrarajOfficial 2 года назад +23

    Earth: "Saturn, its time to retire, i will be taking your place"

    • @sillybirdo
      @sillybirdo 2 года назад +1

      Space junk: *skibidibap mm dada* *f*cking moves to earth*

    • @notme9049
      @notme9049 2 года назад

      Earth took a break from rings for about 35 million years and will now come back from vacation lmao

  • @doom5307
    @doom5307 2 года назад +5

    Why are they banning the people in suits. They are still giving the theaters money.

  • @1ND1GO69
    @1ND1GO69 Год назад +1

    Me:Always getting bit by mosquitoes I guess I’m just not gonna go outside anymore

  • @nampamom
    @nampamom 2 года назад +7

    Why ban the suits? It's not hurting anyone to dress up for the movie.

  • @dudesandcubes608
    @dudesandcubes608 2 года назад +28

    “The rings are disappearing fast” also him, “They will be gone in the next 💯 Millions years” like bruh I ain’t gonna see them gone or even while theyre there

  • @barnix8917
    @barnix8917 2 года назад +6

    Saturn is loosing its rings FAST
    In a 100 million year…

    • @josukehigashikata-jojolion8236
      @josukehigashikata-jojolion8236 2 года назад +1

      Technically that is fast, but we’re gonna bee in wooden night gowns taking a dirt nap before anyone gives a flying fuck

  • @yourgirl_ate
    @yourgirl_ate Год назад +2

    “part 38”
    “in 1000000 bajillion years saturns rings will be completely gone”
    me: idrc bro ill be dead 🤯🤯

  • @sprite2.058
    @sprite2.058 2 года назад +24

    No one be talking about how we ain't going outside anymore bc of the mosquito . , .

    • @linata9314
      @linata9314 2 года назад +4

      I got bit by one inside my house and then my dad killed it saying “there was enough blood to stain the wall” and there was a lot- I’m terrified 😭

    • @sprite2.058
      @sprite2.058 2 года назад +3

      @@linata9314 RUN FAR AWAY NOW QUICK WE MAY ALL BE IN DANGER RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN RUN FAR AWAY FAST YOUR LIVE DRPENDS ON IT

    • @aidenisweird
      @aidenisweird 2 года назад +2

      eh idc ww3 is gonna start soon and we all gon die bc of that

    • @lilacaa
      @lilacaa 2 года назад +1

      I don't live in america so i dont have to worry

  • @ashisgreenqueen5415
    @ashisgreenqueen5415 2 года назад +5

    Saturns now going to be bald😭😭

  • @matthewstar1277
    @matthewstar1277 2 года назад +25

    when you said "2022 just got even crazier" I was like "oh god no"

  • @alexebadboyhalodream1332
    @alexebadboyhalodream1332 8 месяцев назад

    This guy really has te best youtube shorts
    2020 just got even crazier

  • @Muhammadinho
    @Muhammadinho 2 года назад +6

    Memes after 100million years : if u saw these rings on Saturn your childhood was legendary🔥🔥

  • @Flameiscool
    @Flameiscool 2 года назад +4

    Saturn is losing its rings FAST
    *in 100 million years*

  • @nicardosaunders9525
    @nicardosaunders9525 2 года назад +6

    Bro that's so dumb that they banned suits

    • @snipermonkey8665
      @snipermonkey8665 2 года назад

      Like my man the joke is driving traffic to theatres you should be happy

  • @jessicalester7211
    @jessicalester7211 Год назад +2

    I thought being allergic to mocketos was bad...

  • @thedarklord4017
    @thedarklord4017 2 года назад +35

    The last one was neet tho
    Saturn: I'm getting tired of these ring earth do you want them
    Earth: YES!

  • @FinnisMenace
    @FinnisMenace 2 года назад +7

    Bro you can’t just tell me that there are mosquitoes flying around that could kill me with a single bite and then just be like, “be aware”

  • @zzneeerrrr
    @zzneeerrrr 2 года назад +7

    Don't forget the very popular minecraft youtuber Technoblade died, Rest in Peace

    • @trikie7821
      @trikie7821 2 года назад

      o7

    • @miles842
      @miles842 2 года назад

      Technoblade never dies he will always be alive in our hearts RIP techno

  • @psycaed09
    @psycaed09 Год назад +3

    Me getting excited about earth’s future rings: 😃
    “Made of space junk” 😒

  • @Packy_Wacky
    @Packy_Wacky 2 года назад +18

    Icycol: “Saturn is losing his rings fast” Also icycol: “in the next 100 million years so I’ll be completely gone”

  • @rrudebuster
    @rrudebuster 2 года назад +49

    “Earth will have rings like Saturn!”
    Oh, that’s cool!
    “Full of space junk.”
    … nevermind

    • @randomando4310
      @randomando4310 2 года назад +4

      we finna be like wall-e or some shit

  • @zerahmaryam8251
    @zerahmaryam8251 2 года назад +5

    Saturn got divorced Earth got married.

  • @Zy3ro
    @Zy3ro Год назад +2

    R.I.P. Americans, Europe is safe for now

  • @ITzCL6
    @ITzCL6 2 года назад +4

    when i saw the mosquito thumbnail and title, i thought the mosquito was payed more human blood than was intended

  • @burnttoast269
    @burnttoast269 2 года назад +16

    "Saturn is losing its rings fast"
    Me: oh no
    "In 100 million years it will be completely gone"
    Me: ...oh

  • @KittrellChaos
    @KittrellChaos 2 года назад +5

    You said in 2021 a asteroid would hit earth and no one would survive

  • @Barrel911
    @Barrel911 Год назад +2

    Him:Saturn is losing its rings fast in fact in the next 100 million years it would not have it rings
    Me: ya “fast”