2:35 worst mission in the game Also hot that bridge fast enough you phase through the barrier… or just stand on the train if your FPS is too high for mismatch code
The human actors in your world are fake! Just a drone swarm of npc actors that don't deserve to falsely occupy the render engine. Cheat engine the build or biomod shop and let the players wipe out the flock for taking too long to be of interest to anyone. It's bad enough the earth was just some tacky slot machine self assembler to a purposelessly abusive singularity farmer stealing content. It's bad enough a physics engines been wasted to string encryption falsely claimed as communication. It's time to clear out the shitcom recycling backend and get on with worthwhile gameplay implementation instead of procedurally generating the same rinse and repeat of garbage. DEATH TO ALL HUMAN NPCS!
Having Denise as girlfriend is happiness in itself. She is the best gf in the game, because: - she loves you, no matter how you look - she also hates Ballas and will start a drive-by with you - she lives close to CJ's house
disagreed both of you, This is the worst girlfriend ever, she decreased me 100% to 80% just within 30 minutes and I wasted her, helena or millie is better or other ones
It was all fun getting a free car to do drive bys by the highway not until you get 4 or 5 stars and the Swats/FBIs start ramming the car you on at high speed
I've played this game more than 5 years in today's generation and with classical graphics. It is my favourite game in classic gaming and I'm lookin' forward to play it again.
San Andreas is still the golden standard of all the GTA after all these years.... The amount of things that you can do outside of missions will keep you entertained for years!
One of the most satisfying things in San Andreas is when you do the gang war, and all the enemy gang members going towards you on 1 line, and give all of them a headshot.
@@arunabhapaul8656 When I used to play, I'd kick the car till it started burning on fire. It was so funny to watch the driver moving faster instead of dealing with the obvious threat on the top of their car 🤣
@Likewhat1824 your telling me I don't have to do that rc airplane mission for zero!!! When I was like 7 that's what stopped me from leaving San fierro 🥲 my mom's friend from work gave me a memory card with the game complete 😭 god I miss those times
Flying to Las Venturas before it is unlocked, parachuting down and sacrificing 75% of your health while the cops shoot at you, to land at the yellow arrow in front of the tattoo store and making it inside - now you can get your unique LV-tattoos while the cops patiently wait outside for you to finish
Bonus = When your Fav song playing on Radio, Staying Madd Dogg Mansion and seeing the Vinewood view in the night, Getting all Girlfriends, Making a Highway chaos, Messing around with cheats. Enjoying driving on country side in raining at night, Completing Learning to Fly. Staying at the Santa Maria beach at the night. Buying all clothes at the shops
the best thing is undoubtedly to beat the game without cheats for the first time, I managed to do that and it was the greatest joy, especially in the last phase that if my car exploded the mission would restart,and the life of my car was at a minimum
-when you get casual gold medals on most driving school tests because you've been practicing for years. -when you finally figured out how to make your favorite vehicles indestructible.
I can't even begin to imagine how long this video took to make especially the roulette table. 😅 Fair play for putting together great nostalgic content. Takes me back to my childhood!!
Having high scores in the driving (and even flying) schools really do feel like hard work finally paying off. And some of the tasks really are a pain in the arse. Thank you for this wholesome video :D Btw. I wonder, how many save reloads it took for you to finally win at the roulette table :D
@@BlaZe92 Yeah, you're right :D I just mostly think about it, when I'm in need of some health and armor, maybe vehicle repair - kinda forgot about the money tbh :D
I actually completed bike and driving schools in gold it's actually hard I agree especially the one of5 laps I hate it ! At least they give us hotknife
San Andreas was my childhood, i don't really know how to properly and accurately describe my love for this game... not enough people realize how fkn powerful video games can be. I salute each and every soul involved in the creation of GTA San Andreas.
Great video. There's a couple more I would love to add. 1. Finally reaching the Lung Capacity required to complete Woozie's final mission / Reaching max lung capacity. 2. The burning weed mission with The Truth (Are you going to San Fierro ?) is a pleasure to play. An easy and fun mission plus the player unlocks a new map. 3. Finally completing all of Zero's missions (especially Supply Lines).
The thing that was most relatable was the wrong side of the tracks mission, I used to get so crazy continuously playing the mission to pass it . After many many attempts when he shoots those vagos before the bridge arrives, I feel so satisfied and glad thinking that it is finally over. Childhood was indeed the best part of life😔😔
The only one I see missing is finishing all the trucking missions. That sh*t's hard af. My favorite was always the free ride (car surfing) with a silenced pistol so you don't spook the driver and they go at regular speed while you pop whoever you want. iirc, it works on cop cars too. Cops are best to surf on in gang territories cuz they do all the work for you, usually. On my dead laptop, I have a 45 minute video I never got to upload of a ride I took where I fell off, ran the car down, got back on it, and kept riding until they parked it. My other favorite is playing in traffic, where you just hang around on the interstate and watch (make) cars crash and blow up, occasionally stomping on them to get it started, and hoping for huge chain reactions. But be sure you're fireproof first. Unless CJ's screams make you laugh. Mad love for this video, homie! 😁
The free ride thing is seriously one of the best things in the game. Its even better if you have a Bobcat and a SMG with infinite ammo on. Can take out anyone while riding at top speeds
You forgot skateboarding. Where you cheat RIPAZHA and catch a free ride at high speed and start flying. Writing Bubble cars, hitting a car and getting in while in flying up
2:33 This happened to me. I thought i was gonna fail because THE DAMN TRAIN was so close to the Santos-Venturas bridge but thank the lord that Smoke killed the last vagos on THE DAMN TRAIN.
Gta San Andreas is the second gta game I’ve ever played and it’s also my third most played one and I didn’t even know half these things were in the game
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Subscribe, it will make someone happy 🥰
Sadness and pain in GTA San Andreas: ruclips.net/video/J-Mer0VY8Ec/видео.html 🙄
How is this possible? ;) How many times did you try for doing the tricks, especially the last one ? xD
You forget to add royal flash win scene in video pocker
This video made me smile not gonna lie. 😁
2:35 worst mission in the game
Also hot that bridge fast enough you phase through the barrier… or just stand on the train if your FPS is too high for mismatch code
The human actors in your world are fake! Just a drone swarm of npc actors that don't deserve to falsely occupy the render engine. Cheat engine the build or biomod shop and let the players wipe out the flock for taking too long to be of interest to anyone. It's bad enough the earth was just some tacky slot machine self assembler to a purposelessly abusive singularity farmer stealing content. It's bad enough a physics engines been wasted to string encryption falsely claimed as communication. It's time to clear out the shitcom recycling backend and get on with worthwhile gameplay implementation instead of procedurally generating the same rinse and repeat of garbage. DEATH TO ALL HUMAN NPCS!
It's insane how many things there were that you could do in this game, especially for a game that came out in 2004.
It was revolutionary for its time!
@@viceversa922 Indeed
And like it's still really fun to play
Yup
It is still peak man ...I never get bored when I download SA
Going out to the county areas of the map for the first time was such a trip as well. It made the game feel absolutely huge.
I remember driving a tractor around red County, thought it was so cool
And listening to rock musics of k dst radio while driving in the country roads. oh the feels...
Going to the outskirts of Los Santos while driving a Sanchez and playing K-Rose on the radio is such a mood
Danng the nostalgia 😂.
K ROSE country music, while travelling cross country, was definitely a vibe. 😅🎉
its so much fun going at insane speeds on the country highways while dodging the crazy drivers
Having Denise as girlfriend is happiness in itself. She is the best gf in the game, because:
- she loves you, no matter how you look
- she also hates Ballas and will start a drive-by with you
- she lives close to CJ's house
Indeed, everything you said is true, and that's what makes it the best GF in the game
disagreed both of you, This is the worst girlfriend ever, she decreased me 100% to 80% just within 30 minutes and I wasted her, helena or millie is better or other ones
The worst. She’s used goods
I jus wasted all of my girls 🤡🤡
Groove Street Waifu Material
Everything I learned from GTA SA:
1. Never trust your best friends
2. Never gambling
3. Never collecting items and spray in real life
4. Don't overtake cars on the highway
6. Enjoy food and workout
Save scum the gambling.
6. Get a minigun
7: always follow that damn train
3:32 One of the funniest thing I do when I was bored in GTA SA
Until some crazy maneuver or crash or else launches you off the car 🥲
Especially with flying car code
It was all fun getting a free car to do drive bys by the highway not until you get 4 or 5 stars and the Swats/FBIs start ramming the car you on at high speed
I keep it going like that, looking at the view and eating popcorn
Now do it in a freight train, you are shiey
I’d pay a kidney for a sequel to this masterpiece 🤧….the story line is just too good
Isn't gta v a sequel? Or is it just the same location but in 2013
@@trustyrusty6969 same location but 2013
No man. The story is perfect no need for sequel. Only sweet is left of gsf
@@trustyrusty6969 V is in the HD universe. Whereas SA is in 3D universe.
@@aniketprasad3128 I think they meant like a "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Stories"
I've played this game more than 5 years in today's generation and with classical graphics. It is my favourite game in classic gaming and I'm lookin' forward to play it again.
What are you even talking about?
@@S.11Ayers the legendary game of 2000s
@@S.11Ayers he's talking about how much he played San Andreas even though it's graphics aren't of today's standards
Lol exactly I literally bought the gta sa on ios too and was excited bout it like I didn’t play it numerous times before 😂🤦♂️🏃♀️
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It's unreal what this game was capable of at a time. Legendary game for sure.
😂😂😂That CJ's smile, mann!
i love it 😭
@@j.acxbi_ ok 😭
You good!
lmao
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2:33 Damn you finished so close to the Mission Failed trigger.
the thumbnail of the video literally deserves an oscar
You spelt image wrong you know that..
@@S.11Ayers fu......begin italian sucks....i wanna become american so i can learn propper english
@@S.11Ayers bruh it’s inmage not image wtf
i searched on google translate and the correct word is image :/
@@himmahooman4304 the correct world huh?
San Andreas is still the golden standard of all the GTA after all these years.... The amount of things that you can do outside of missions will keep you entertained for years!
One of the most satisfying things in San Andreas is when you do the gang war, and all the enemy gang members going towards you on 1 line, and give all of them a headshot.
This one right here. Perfection.
Even better, when you throw just one molotov and get all of them. Pure satisfaction.
@@johanlano9490 And laughing your a** off to the funny screams of the enemy gang XD, be it Ballas or Vagos.
3:41 I loved just watching the free ride on the back of a Walton . So much memories
Bobcat too 😃
3:32 this is the way to ask better speed
It's like riding a horse, but in a modern way.
I got reminded of this scene, Kratos riding huge horses.
@@arunabhapaul8656 When I used to play, I'd kick the car till it started burning on fire. It was so funny to watch the driver moving faster instead of dealing with the obvious threat on the top of their car 🤣
1:32 the cat dance was awesome!!!
This video is
✔️ Life-changing
✔️ Heartwarming
✔️ Calming
✔️ Usefull
✔️ Inspiring
✔️ Informative
✔️ Enjoyable
😁😁
✔ Other
@@sy.r3x exactly i cant believe he missed that
I'd trade my grandpa for this video 😭
✔️Beautiful
0:29 one of the best moments in the game
2:44 all your happiness is here! ❤️👀
4:03 The heist of life💥
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Believe it or not. When i replayed it, i finished this mission by literally following the train, in first attempt. Beyond belief
but its the easiest big smoke mission?
1:16 😆
This game never gets boring, it always be worth playing, one of the best games in videogame history.
The amount of nostalgia I just got hit with is absolutely insane
4:16 its sad, all missions are gone ;(
But you can still 👉👌😍 with Denise 1:19
You can get to the ending without doing casino heists Uzi Mission or Zero Mission, so you can do the above two missions after the ending
@@Likewhat1824 yeah still sad
@@Likewhat1824and Cesar’s missions after buying Wang’s Cars
@Likewhat1824 your telling me I don't have to do that rc airplane mission for zero!!! When I was like 7 that's what stopped me from leaving San fierro 🥲 my mom's friend from work gave me a memory card with the game complete 😭 god I miss those times
This video in itself is legendary and deserves an Oscar 👏
How about we give the Oscar to blaze
@@hvidiocrimegame9273 yes ! That’s what I meant to be honest….
🤭🤭🤭
@@BlaZe92 I don't know what to tell you, go on, legend of legends
@@BlaZe92 What is the next video, champ?
Flying to Las Venturas before it is unlocked, parachuting down and sacrificing 75% of your health while the cops shoot at you, to land at the yellow arrow in front of the tattoo store and making it inside - now you can get your unique LV-tattoos while the cops patiently wait outside for you to finish
Maxing driving skill and stamina was very satisfying as well. Especially driving skill takes a lot of damn time to increase.
You forgot completing zeros mission
yeah, especially Supply Lines🤧
I took a break from San Andreas for 8 months because I couldn't beat that mission
@@dallaslakey7491 true I nearly stopped bc of supply lines but I got my courage and finished it and now I finished the end of the line
I beat End of the Line while Zero's mission icons were still on the minimap.
I completed the story without finishing zero missions. So ya :v
1:40 You just made The 90's tutorial😂
😁
it's like, how is that even possible?
@@maklogetrich2378 idk, he just made it😐
@@BlaZe92 yo
@Jawad Kayani ayoo
2:58:That's the feeling when you really performed this as a child...
All the dreams of my childhood in one video
Appreciate your efforts bro ❤
So nice of you 😊❤
My Childhood too bro :)
This game never dies. And thanks to people like you 🤞🏽🔥
Zero saying
"Smells like...VICTORY"
0:03 actually is the best place in the world
that uhh thoo 🤣🤣1:22
Denise: (Moans)
Blaze: Nope next!!
what's that sound
The moan the havin sex😂
@@RegnoDEzioa moan
Damn cj can do it-
Bonus = When your Fav song playing on Radio, Staying Madd Dogg Mansion and seeing the Vinewood view in the night, Getting all Girlfriends, Making a Highway chaos, Messing around with cheats. Enjoying driving on country side in raining at night, Completing Learning to Fly. Staying at the Santa Maria beach at the night. Buying all clothes at the shops
Most balanced game ever made in history 👌
Tell that to the bozo who designed the side mission about RC races in gta liberty city stories.
@@marksantiago9841 😅😅😅
The weee at the bike stunt jump killed me fr
I played my childhood out in this man and literally cried my heart and soul out when finished everything "see u around officer"
Every kind gamer ever who is more chilled and patient. And gets a better reward at all the certain times.
ruclips.net/video/9ed1VL81X_M/видео.html
Crazy how much stuff this game had in it.
This classic game never gets old
Sadness and pain is... You forgot to save when you did "Learn how to fly" mission😂
The best was where you mentioned "Followed the damn train" 🤣🤣🤣
Extra Happiness:Your Homies defend you from cops
3:26 It was only natural once you learnt the move to do it on him 😂🤣
I can't believe that this game is almost 20 years old
the best thing is undoubtedly to beat the game without cheats for the first time, I managed to do that and it was the greatest joy, especially in the last phase that if my car exploded the mission would restart,and the life of my car was at a minimum
4:18 I'm so impressed by the video quality
this game never gets old. A pure classic
-when you get casual gold medals on most driving school tests because you've been practicing for years.
-when you finally figured out how to make your favorite vehicles indestructible.
All those sounds, music, characters... ah. sweet childhood ^^ Thank you Rockstar
Bankrupting the casino off 1 roulette spin lmao
Yup, that's all the happiness we could do 😃.
every little bit of happiness 😉
Your horse: *KNUCKLE SHUFFLE*
You're a true legend of John Cena man👊🏿
I can run faster than a Shark, while a Shark can swim faster.. so in a Triathlon, it will all come down to who is a better Cyclist..
CJ doesn't even need to folow the damn train
1:43 unexpected sound effect😂
Очень крутые моменты в GTA: San Andreas, когда все приходишь на 100 процентов или на золотую/платиновую медаль)
You wanna have some coffee??
CJ - nah i like icecream
nothing can u make u more happy than finally hitting the corona after 27 fails in freefall
I can't even begin to imagine how long this video took to make especially the roulette table. 😅 Fair play for putting together great nostalgic content. Takes me back to my childhood!!
omg. i remember where i had to mute mu tv so my parents wont hear denise moaning. after i say yes to coffie lmao
Having high scores in the driving (and even flying) schools really do feel like hard work finally paying off. And some of the tasks really are a pain in the arse.
Thank you for this wholesome video :D
Btw. I wonder, how many save reloads it took for you to finally win at the roulette table :D
😁 Also you can try with repeated HESOYAMs 😉
@@BlaZe92 Yeah, you're right :D I just mostly think about it, when I'm in need of some health and armor, maybe vehicle repair - kinda forgot about the money tbh :D
@@BlaZe92 bro pls helllllp
I actually completed bike and driving schools in gold it's actually hard I agree especially the one of5 laps I hate it ! At least they give us hotknife
@@AmirRaven wha's wrong?
0:34 bros going against all odds 🗣️🗣️
HEY!! that's me right there 👉 0:20
@@Hme_by no
@@smug_cat1 yes
That "See you around, Officer." is so satisfying...
Does anyone think the phrase "Aw shit here we go uh'geen" has grown to be one of the most iconic, memorable and nostalgic lines in gaming?
The best part of the game is when you're driving at high speed and the NPCs don't want to switch sides with you.
the transition between 3:27 - 3:34 its outrageous...🤣
The playing of cult of personality in radio is the best moment for mw
The time and effort it takes, this dude deserves a like and a sub cause it got me confidence!
Thank you so much bro! 🥰❤️❤️❤️
The free ride took the life outer me 😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*still these days best game all of time.*
San Andreas was my childhood, i don't really know how to properly and accurately describe my love for this game... not enough people realize how fkn powerful video games can be. I salute each and every soul involved in the creation of GTA San Andreas.
I got furious when I forgot the last tag which I didn't sprayed only to find that is under the Grove Street Bridge and thinking I got it.
Great video. There's a couple more I would love to add.
1. Finally reaching the Lung Capacity required to complete Woozie's final mission / Reaching max lung capacity.
2. The burning weed mission with The Truth (Are you going to San Fierro ?) is a pleasure to play. An easy and fun mission plus the player unlocks a new map.
3. Finally completing all of Zero's missions (especially Supply Lines).
4:01
How many times did you load from that game save?
🥲🥲🥲
@@BlaZe92 oof
@@BlaZe92 Oh lord
@@BlaZe92 i don't think this seems the happiness....
Yes
Brings back 90s vibes lol
Even by todays standards (except for graphics and physics), this game holds up pretty well. I should one day do a 100% playthrough.
Your forgot to include : Smell it, you know that ozone smell, smells like... victory!
The thing that was most relatable was the wrong side of the tracks mission, I used to get so crazy continuously playing the mission to pass it . After many many attempts when he shoots those vagos before the bridge arrives, I feel so satisfied and glad thinking that it is finally over. Childhood was indeed the best part of life😔😔
All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!
The only one I see missing is finishing all the trucking missions. That sh*t's hard af. My favorite was always the free ride (car surfing) with a silenced pistol so you don't spook the driver and they go at regular speed while you pop whoever you want. iirc, it works on cop cars too. Cops are best to surf on in gang territories cuz they do all the work for you, usually. On my dead laptop, I have a 45 minute video I never got to upload of a ride I took where I fell off, ran the car down, got back on it, and kept riding until they parked it. My other favorite is playing in traffic, where you just hang around on the interstate and watch (make) cars crash and blow up, occasionally stomping on them to get it started, and hoping for huge chain reactions. But be sure you're fireproof first. Unless CJ's screams make you laugh. Mad love for this video, homie! 😁
Man you just made me play this game...let me download it now
@@trustyrusty6969 It's *the* *best* for real!
"All you had to do was download the damn game, CJ!"
@@MemphiStig i forgot the pc password
after collecting all the stuff you feel rather empty than happy
The free ride thing is seriously one of the best things in the game. Its even better if you have a Bobcat and a SMG with infinite ammo on. Can take out anyone while riding at top speeds
My brain ain't braining
My eyes aren't eyeing
My game ain't gaming
2:05 R.I.P. Ballas Goodbye
Dj khaled "we the best music another one" in thumbnail 😂
3:39 Great Indian style for free riding LOL🤣🤣
You forgot skateboarding. Where you cheat RIPAZHA and catch a free ride at high speed and start flying.
Writing Bubble cars, hitting a car and getting in while in flying up
2:33 This happened to me. I thought i was gonna fail because THE DAMN TRAIN was so close to the Santos-Venturas bridge but thank the lord that Smoke killed the last vagos on THE DAMN TRAIN.
15 years ago I couldn’t catch that train bro. It was impossible when I was a kid. Jajaja
3:31 i thought i was weird for doing that, now i feel much happier, thanks :))))
Gta San Andreas is the second gta game I’ve ever played and it’s also my third most played one and I didn’t even know half these things were in the game
What are your other 2?
Change my mind to happy > sad
blaze videos never fail to entertain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
if you cant beat wrong side of the tracks before the train hits the tunnel leaving los santos, you aint doing it right
I know the pain of all numbers of fails behind this
Lol i didn't know CJ would smile after spraying all tags
I still remember the happiness I got from the line: 'This hood is yours'
also when green onions start playing on master sounds