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I think the questions made Sam more uncomfortable than Jess 😂
Hey everyone! I just wanted to share some good news with you all. Let's just put it this way, the Ten Commandments are called the Moral Law. Ask yourself this. How many lies have you told? Have you ever stolen anything? Have you ever used God's name in vein? Have you ever hated someone or ever looked with lust? This is for you to judge yourself, but chances are that you are a lying, thieving, blasphemous, fornicating, adulterer at heart and you HAVE to face God on judgement day. Now ask yourself this. If God judges you on judgement day by these Commandments, will you be innocent or guilty? Of course you'll be guilty because we've all done these things. The truth is that none of us are good people and we NEED God's grace to make it to heaven. We judt simply cannot do it on our own. These Commandments arecalled the Moral Law. You and I broke the law, Jesus payed the fine. So now what we must do to be saved is to repent of our sins and trust alone in Jesus Christ!! To repent doesn't mean to just say I'm sorry, but to turn to Jesus and let Him truly be our Lord continually. If He is our Lord, He will lead us away from sin and into righteousness. He said that many will say to Him, Lord, Lord I have done all of these things for you. And He will say I never knew you. Depart from Me, ye who work iniquity! And those will be cast into outer darkness and raging hellfire and loneliness for all of eternity!!! Because we broke His law, He is very, very just to send us to hell. If someone had murdered 4 people and said to the judge, I've done nice things too and have tried to treat people nice but it was just one time, the judge would then say, okay but you're going to jail. And the judge is very just to do that. One last thing, if you were 10,000 feet in the air and you had to jump, you wouldn't jump out and flap your arms and try to save yourself. That's ridiculous! You would put on the parachute. It is the same with Jesus. You must trust Him as you trust the parachute. We are not good and we cannot save ourselves with our own goodness. We must trust alone in Him to save us. In just a moment of time you can pass from death to life. Jesus said, "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again." That is how we enter heaven. Through the blood and grace of Jesus Christ!!!!✝️If you ask someone how to enter Heaven, they will most likely say, "Be a good person." Well the Bible says that none is good, no not one. We like to compare ourselves to guys like Hitler and say, "Hey, I'm a pretty good guy compared to him." But when we compare ourselves to God's standard, we realize that the Bible speaks truth when it says that we all sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God!!! When we see this (our sin in its true light)we see how much trouble we are in and we say, "Well then there's nothing I can do. I'm going to hell for sure then." It's true that there is nothing that WE can do, but there is something that has already been done for you! God sent His One and Only Son to die on a cross as a sacrifice for our sins! So to recieve that eternal sweet sweet forgiveness, all we must do is repent of our sins (meaning to continually turn from them and confess them) and trust alone in Christ as you trust a parachute. If I was to push you out of an airplane, you'd want the parachute for sure! Don't try to flap your arms and save yourself, trust in the parachute! His finished work on the Cross IS ENOUGH!! He is the only way to Heaven, He said it Himself!! These other religions teach that we must he good and do good things and then maybe if we've been good enough, we will enter Heaven. But if that is true then we are all doomed to eternal hell because none of us are good. That's why this makes sense. Look at the Ten Commandments, they are written on your heart right now!! I promise that you have violated them. And you might still be doing that today. Therefore God is just to poor out His wrath on us because we deserve it!!! But Christ died for us so that we can spend eternity in Heaven with Him! Turn to Him today, and He and only He will save your soul "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again ( to go to Heaven)."✝️The true joy of Christ dwells in me!!! Does it in you? I know where I'm going when I die! Do you? I have an ETERNAL victory! Do you? I have more joy than ever because of what Christ has done. I have been down both roads. The road of the wicked and the road of Christ. Christ is way better and my cup runneth over with true joy and salvation. If you do not know the One true God and are not sure of your salvation, I promise He will never fail you. Turn to Him in repentance and faith. Repent means to confess and forsake your sins, never turning back to them. I tried changing on my own but I couldn't. It took the power of Christ on the inside of me to do it for me. He will give you a new and clean heart with new and clean desires and you shall be born again. A new creation in Christ Jesus!!! Hallelujah!!!! Jesus said in order to enter the Kingdom of God, you must be born again!! Thank you Lord Jesus!✝️
Poor same
True lol 😂
Always.
Duh, bc Sam doesn’t have a 🐱
I love Jess’s smile and laugh it’s so adorable
Much respect and love to you two. Continue on your road on getting the diamond crystal play button
Jess was having a lot of fun with this!
Jess is an open book. I love it ❤
Jess randomly "I've definitely compared my boobs with my friends!"
I know right
You guys have so much fun. It is really enjoyable to watch your channel. Just watched the video when Jess told Sam's mom he was going to prank her. Sam was lost for words. "Are you serious now?" (asking his mother if she really though it would be okay to get a divorce and "move on" from his "mistake". It was hilarious.
11:06 Sam's laugh haha I love it!!
YESSS i love these authentic videos like tHIS IS THE CONTENT PEOPLE LOVE TO SEE!! not fake pranks and such but more realness from both of you is so nice
BROO THE "Thats your BALL SACK jess" 😂😂😂
(10:07)
You two are so cute your so much in love with each other my wife and I have been together sense middle school and even after 3 kids I love her more every day. She ABSOLUTELY LOVES you to and your channel she says that you remind her of us. Keep up the love between each other never let anything come between you two. Keep up with the videos.
So glad the roles are reversed now 😂🤣🤣.. This should be interesting 😅 and it has been so far
I see you everywhere
@@klarabarunovic9841 That's because I'm everywhere 😂😂😅
Yall are amazing I love you're videos but I think Sam needs some more pranks on Jess. You always make my day when I watch your videos. KEEP MAKING THEM!!!
"If you've compared, comment down bel... Actually no, don't comment." 😂
Always love your guys sense of humour.
Congratulations you just got a new sub keep up the fantastic content guys
Done! I love your channel, and I love your music Jess! The album is awesome!
I feel like Sam was more uncomfortable than Jess, mission failed!😂😂
Sam was so uncomfortable with all the questions 😂😂 he was more so then jess was lol!
omggg hiii
i loved this video so much. y'all's vids are always so inspiring and interesting. keep on going with whatever y'all are doing! your doing great! love yalll
@sam_andjess1 what do i do?????
I just recently stumbled onto your guys videos and they are hilarious and adorable! You guys are really cute together and if I get a wife someday, I hope me and her have the same fun and playful connection as u two! Keep it up! 😀
Nice video guys. In response to Sam’s inquiry, I go commando all the time, underwear feel restrictive as hell.
I love how they’re basically doing guy talk together and sam’s not doing it in front of her
I have gotten my skin caught in a zipper one time, it HURTS. The bad part, pulling the zipper down. Just push it down real fast.😢
Sam the closest thing to you about knowing what a period feels like just imagine about the worst diarrhea you’ve had
I’ve heard that if they get switched around, I can cause serious problems it’s very painful. So if your not sure if they’re switched, then they probably aren’t switched
Iam the type of person who want to comment but don't know what to say 😅🤣🤣😂
Lol, I always wondered what it would be like to pee standing up! And if I had one, I’d play with it all day, lol! You guys make me laugh with the reactions, & everything, lol!!!😂😂😂😅🤣😂
Definitely commando in sweats and basketball shorts 🤣🤣
Zara and Rider are SO CUTE!
I love y’all this made me laugh 😂😂
I love how rider is knocked on the bed 😂
So Jess, for the running question, fun fact, one of the reasons people geld race horses is because they hit themselves in the testicles while running and it causes them discomfort when they do, and they wind up overextending their legs to the sides, causing knee and hock problems
Sam Knows His Man Things Especially Going Commando Your know what can Happen if You Do talking from EXPERIENCE 😁
Jess you are so Gorgeous!! 🩷
Love you to Sam!! 🩷
They made a whole video out of this one topic LMAO 😂😂😂
If your “peanuts” get tangled up, it’s a medical emergency: Testicular Torsion!!
I want to see a part 2 to this video
Done ✅✅ and Jess' laugh is so cute 😅
If I had a 🐱 I would ride a bike 😭 (without pain)
My son was little and in his sleep it twisted its very painful and dangerous you have to have a ultrasound to make sure it's flowing correctly within 1 hr
The intro is so cute 🙏
Did anyone else notice that Jess' dress changes from pink to yellow in the intro!?
First one here ✨️
I Love your videos Sam and Jess you guys are the best ❤
Oh god this is going to make me laugh when it is a question video those always make me laugh I can tell this is going to be a funny video I am so glad that I am a girl
What a video y'all 🥰🤗😚😂love you guys .
Testicular torsion is a bit different. That’s when one single cherry rotates around its own stem. I don’t believe it’s possible to tie your cherries in a bow
btw you cant swap the peanuts around, it like blocks it, i tried it and it just hurts and doesnt work, but dont call me wierd
Okay, what I'm gonna say may seem weird but it is medically accurate so people really shouldn't feel weirded out about knowing these things. They are a part of life and as such should be taken maturely (despite the human body being insanely
3:52 Wait Sam, you were never taught "the Roll" in your Sex Ed class? That is actually pretty important to as an adult every 6-12 months. When you're fresh outta the shower and your testicles are hanging low (due to the warm water), you need to rub around the sides and bottom of them to check for lumps. This is a self health check for early stages of testicular cancer or possible abnormalities such as infertility. If you didn't know, you know now. It's no different than women checking their breasts for lumps for cancer as well.
5:45 Also Jess men can not only pee farther but the stream can also tilt upward, the pressure has to do the the prostate. When a man has an erection, their prostate tightens, which the urine canal goes through. Kinda like pinching in the middle of a hose makes it have more pressure. As for the change in tilt during an erection, there is actually a small valve at the 'base' that is connected to the spermatic cord, it controls when sperm is ejaculated during intercourse and remains shut to prevent urine from going in. Actual the male organ is also designed when its erect to move sperm in a slightly upward direction to literally help them cover more distance through the uterus to a woman's eggs.
And one more thing for Jess related to a previous video. Since ya'll openly talked about it, I think its fair to openly respond about this. You referenced how when you first were married Sam tended to last longer. If you think about it, ya'lls first time was stressful just as much for him as for you, he wants you to feel comfortable and as a guy, we inertly want our partner to enjoy that experience together. The longer you both have been married (and subsequently the more often the deed happens) he gets more comfortable with you and has had enough time to know what works and what doesn't, both for him and you both. As such he can spend more time being less stressed and in the moment together, allowing for a more expedient time of climax. Nothing wrong with that but if you want something more well timed, then just have that conversation together (privately ) to make it work.
For everyone else in the comments, please be respectful and don't be weird about what I have discussed, please be mature about this because its simply a natural thing in life and shouldn't be scorned or derogatory. But please create dialogue about it and I'd be happy to explain more if there are questions! 😇👍
i literally cannot with this video. it was so hilarious
Hey everyone! I just wanted to share some good news with you all. Let's just put it this way, the Ten Commandments are called the Moral Law. Ask yourself this. How many lies have you told? Have you ever stolen anything? Have you ever used God's name in vein? Have you ever hated someone or ever looked with lust? This is for you to judge yourself, but chances are that you are a lying, thieving, blasphemous, fornicating, adulterer at heart and you HAVE to face God on judgement day. Now ask yourself this. If God judges you on judgement day by these Commandments, will you be innocent or guilty? Of course you'll be guilty because we've all done these things. The truth is that none of us are good people and we NEED God's grace to make it to heaven. We judt simply cannot do it on our own. These Commandments arecalled the Moral Law. You and I broke the law, Jesus payed the fine. So now what we must do to be saved is to repent of our sins and trust alone in Jesus Christ!! To repent doesn't mean to just say I'm sorry, but to turn to Jesus and let Him truly be our Lord continually. If He is our Lord, He will lead us away from sin and into righteousness. He said that many will say to Him, Lord, Lord I have done all of these things for you. And He will say I never knew you. Depart from Me, ye who work iniquity! And those will be cast into outer darkness and raging hellfire and loneliness for all of eternity!!! Because we broke His law, He is very, very just to send us to hell. If someone had murdered 4 people and said to the judge, I've done nice things too and have tried to treat people nice but it was just one time, the judge would then say, okay but you're going to jail. And the judge is very just to do that. One last thing, if you were 10,000 feet in the air and you had to jump, you wouldn't jump out and flap your arms and try to save yourself. That's ridiculous! You would put on the parachute. It is the same with Jesus. You must trust Him as you trust the parachute. We are not good and we cannot save ourselves with our own goodness. We must trust alone in Him to save us. In just a moment of time you can pass from death to life. Jesus said, "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again." That is how we enter heaven. Through the blood and grace of Jesus Christ!!!!✝️If you ask someone how to enter Heaven, they will most likely say, "Be a good person." Well the Bible says that none is good, no not one. We like to compare ourselves to guys like Hitler and say, "Hey, I'm a pretty good guy compared to him." But when we compare ourselves to God's standard, we realize that the Bible speaks truth when it says that we all sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God!!! When we see this (our sin in its true light)we see how much trouble we are in and we say, "Well then there's nothing I can do. I'm going to hell for sure then." It's true that there is nothing that WE can do, but there is something that has already been done for you! God sent His One and Only Son to die on a cross as a sacrifice for our sins! So to recieve that eternal sweet sweet forgiveness, all we must do is repent of our sins (meaning to continually turn from them and confess them) and trust alone in Christ as you trust a parachute. If I was to push you out of an airplane, you'd want the parachute for sure! Don't try to flap your arms and save yourself, trust in the parachute! His finished work on the Cross IS ENOUGH!! He is the only way to Heaven, He said it Himself!! These other religions teach that we must he good and do good things and then maybe if we've been good enough, we will enter Heaven. But if that is true then we are all doomed to eternal hell because none of us are good. That's why this makes sense. Look at the Ten Commandments, they are written on your heart right now!! I promise that you have violated them. And you might still be doing that today. Therefore God is just to poor out His wrath on us because we deserve it!!! But Christ died for us so that we can spend eternity in Heaven with Him! Turn to Him today, and He and only He will save your soul "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again ( to go to Heaven)."✝️The true joy of Christ dwells in me!!! Does it in you? I know where I'm going when I die! Do you? I have an ETERNAL victory! Do you? I have more joy than ever because of what Christ has done. I have been down both roads. The road of the wicked and the road of Christ. Christ is way better and my cup runneth over with true joy and salvation. If you do not know the One true God and are not sure of your salvation, I promise He will never fail you. Turn to Him in repentance and faith. Repent means to confess and forsake your sins, never turning back to them. I tried changing on my own but I couldn't. It took the power of Christ on the inside of me to do it for me. He will give you a new and clean heart with new and clean desires and you shall be born again. A new creation in Christ Jesus!!! Hallelujah!!!! Jesus said in order to enter the Kingdom of God, you must be born again!! Thank you Lord Jesus!✝️
Why couldn’t my past relationship end up like this 😢
Favorite RUclips!
LOVE Y'ALL
You guys are so cute together l love you so much ❤❤😊
with full confidence "that's why we got married bruh"
Someone send them a Period pain simulator.
Wow yow bro
Fans from Philippines
Sword fights hit different
The question about peanuts is now answered. It’s called a torsion and it hurts like hell. Don’t wear clothing that’s too tight. It happens when one wraps around the other.
I go commando for joggers and sweats sometimes when it is hot out. I once pinched myself with jeans (no damage) and learned my lesson. As for running, I have never had pain from running commando.
What does commando can you please tell me
@@MileyWhalanxx, Commando means no underwear. It was used by commandos during conflicts to reduce heat.
@@jahimuddin2306 oh thanks for answering my question
Tampon. " I'm doing that , 100%" ----😂😂😂😂
So glad the roles are reversed now😂🤣🤣.. This should be interesting 😅and it has been so far
This was hilarious 😂
I've gone commando before, but I was wearing gym shorts. And it was around my own house.
Have you seen the original song Oscar-winning natunatu song RRR?
done those were juicy questions ahaha
Abt the peanuts, if they switch around thats an issue its tortion if its bad and a real problem
It’s pitched a couple times but not in jeans hell na that sounds like it HURTS
The questions are like horrifying fr😂
so real love it
I have small ones and it hurts like jess said
Camando in sweats is awsome
Falling in and out of love with this channel 💎❤️
Why out?
@@missrandom247 I have autism, I fall hard and fall out just as easy. Nothing against them, I’m the problem.
@@mig2cool982 your not your human like everyone
@@mig2cool982 oh okay
That happens to me sometimes too
@@missrandom247 yeah, these two are amazing though. There’s no doubt, because of them I went a long time without cussing.
Idk who guys are talking about when they saw “yeah other guys do that” when they’re talking about comparing sizes. Like I’ve never done it and never came across someone who has done it lol
Same never come across anyone doing that and I definitely don’t myself
its possible for the peanuts to switch places but would be painful when it does happen
Sam trust me being a girl i feel like is way harder then being a boy just because girls have to deal with their period and the pains with it man its soooo bad it hurts to high heavens hah.
Does anyone have a crush on the 18-19 y/o sam? In my opinion he looks more innocent with longer curly hair😅
fake much
Just saying if your ‘peanuts’ switch places its a serious problem. If its not painful then you’re fine they probably haven’t switched
Bro you never just free ball it in some gym shirts while at home??😂
Shorts not shirts
Hahahaha good too know
I JUST CAN'T This got so wierd so fast! WHY DO YAL'L HAVE YO ASK QUESTIONS LIKE THAT!?!?!?!??!!?
WHYYYYYYYYYY
How do I telegram?
should they do a podcast
Getting a biology lesson lol
As a girl my leg muscles were made from mostly squat peeing
Birth control can increase risk of best cancer Jess pls be ok
❤❤
Lolol. Def not hard when you compare. That would be gay. Lol😂
Done, ily both, ily ya'll ❤️💕💖💗💛💓😘😀🥰❣️💘💜 so thankful, blessed and grateful for you both always 💗 💓 💖 💛 💕 ❤️ 💗 💓 💖 💛 💕 ❤️ 💗 💓 💖
I went commando once and zipped……absolutely never doing it again.
How can you be married and not know simple body questions? If you are married and don't know everything about your partner's body, you're doing it wrong.
Play with those special spots, both inside and outside. The g and the c.
Bro do a movie reaction kgf chap 1 and 2
❤❤❤❤
They do get in the way
Lol are we endorsing a hernia lol
Never compared size
13:33 “Have you ever wished you had a bigger ‘pew pew’?”
“Honestly no” Confirmed, Sam is pretty large
How would u know ??? No hate kinda curious!!!😁😁
@@brittbarbie2592 Because as a guy, I find it highly unlikely that Sam would not want a bigger piece of equipment unless he’s already large. Plus, Jess has said in this video and a past video that intercourse kinda hurts for her which would make sense if Sam is, like, _too_ big for her body to handle. Finally, Sam has hinted at himself having a pretty substantial size in past videos.
The worst feeling is when you accidentally sit on the 🥜 and they go to sleep. That is the worst place for pins and needles.
Hey everyone! I just wanted to share some good news with you all. Let's just put it this way, the Ten Commandments are called the Moral Law. Ask yourself this. How many lies have you told? Have you ever stolen anything? Have you ever used God's name in vein? Have you ever hated someone or ever looked with lust? This is for you to judge yourself, but chances are that you are a lying, thieving, blasphemous, fornicating, adulterer at heart and you HAVE to face God on judgement day. Now ask yourself this. If God judges you on judgement day by these Commandments, will you be innocent or guilty? Of course you'll be guilty because we've all done these things. The truth is that none of us are good people and we NEED God's grace to make it to heaven. We judt simply cannot do it on our own. These Commandments arecalled the Moral Law. You and I broke the law, Jesus payed the fine. So now what we must do to be saved is to repent of our sins and trust alone in Jesus Christ!! To repent doesn't mean to just say I'm sorry, but to turn to Jesus and let Him truly be our Lord continually. If He is our Lord, He will lead us away from sin and into righteousness. He said that many will say to Him, Lord, Lord I have done all of these things for you. And He will say I never knew you. Depart from Me, ye who work iniquity! And those will be cast into outer darkness and raging hellfire and loneliness for all of eternity!!! Because we broke His law, He is very, very just to send us to hell. If someone had murdered 4 people and said to the judge, I've done nice things too and have tried to treat people nice but it was just one time, the judge would then say, okay but you're going to jail. And the judge is very just to do that. One last thing, if you were 10,000 feet in the air and you had to jump, you wouldn't jump out and flap your arms and try to save yourself. That's ridiculous! You would put on the parachute. It is the same with Jesus. You must trust Him as you trust the parachute. We are not good and we cannot save ourselves with our own goodness. We must trust alone in Him to save us. In just a moment of time you can pass from death to life. Jesus said, "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again." That is how we enter heaven. Through the blood and grace of Jesus Christ!!!!✝️If you ask someone how to enter Heaven, they will most likely say, "Be a good person." Well the Bible says that none is good, no not one. We like to compare ourselves to guys like Hitler and say, "Hey, I'm a pretty good guy compared to him." But when we compare ourselves to God's standard, we realize that the Bible speaks truth when it says that we all sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God!!! When we see this (our sin in its true light)we see how much trouble we are in and we say, "Well then there's nothing I can do. I'm going to hell for sure then." It's true that there is nothing that WE can do, but there is something that has already been done for you! God sent His One and Only Son to die on a cross as a sacrifice for our sins! So to recieve that eternal sweet sweet forgiveness, all we must do is repent of our sins (meaning to continually turn from them and confess them) and trust alone in Christ as you trust a parachute. If I was to push you out of an airplane, you'd want the parachute for sure! Don't try to flap your arms and save yourself, trust in the parachute! His finished work on the Cross IS ENOUGH!! He is the only way to Heaven, He said it Himself!! These other religions teach that we must he good and do good things and then maybe if we've been good enough, we will enter Heaven. But if that is true then we are all doomed to eternal hell because none of us are good. That's why this makes sense. Look at the Ten Commandments, they are written on your heart right now!! I promise that you have violated them. And you might still be doing that today. Therefore God is just to poor out His wrath on us because we deserve it!!! But Christ died for us so that we can spend eternity in Heaven with Him! Turn to Him today, and He and only He will save your soul "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again ( to go to Heaven)."✝️The true joy of Christ dwells in me!!! Does it in you? I know where I'm going when I die! Do you? I have an ETERNAL victory! Do you? I have more joy than ever because of what Christ has done. I have been down both roads. The road of the wicked and the road of Christ. Christ is way better and my cup runneth over with true joy and salvation. If you do not know the One true God and are not sure of your salvation, I promise He will never fail you. Turn to Him in repentance and faith. Repent means to confess and forsake your sins, never turning back to them. I tried changing on my own but I couldn't. It took the power of Christ on the inside of me to do it for me. He will give you a new and clean heart with new and clean desires and you shall be born again. A new creation in Christ Jesus!!! Hallelujah!!!! Jesus said in order to enter the Kingdom of God, you must be born again!! Thank you Lord Jesus!✝️
What breed is your dog?
Bro I get what you saying